Vito sounds more like Maddox in this episode that he’s ever sounded on the show. I swear that whole “I’m more objective because I don’t have kids” point was taken directly from the old show
How have you guys not exposed the "monetize yo haterz' scheme yet? Think about it, its not like he's snatching money from the haterz pockets. He's telling his paypigs to pay him bc somebody was critical of him, and they're too dumb to understand that. Fascinating dynamic.
You guys are some of the only people on UA-cam with the balls to criticize Eric July. And you're totally right about Isom being a self-insert character. Both Isom and Eric can't tolerate disrespect, and Eric sees any type of criticism as the ultimate disrespect. Anytime someone just tweets a negative thing about Eric, he launches into a three hour stream to retaliate.
The interesting thing about the Rippaverse is that, if the people he's hiring to write side stories are competent and given artistic freedom, the spinoffs might actually make up for the shitty main story.
The 1/6th thing is crazy to me, as someone who reads...alot of more indie stuff generally a 2/3 flow from book 1 to 2 is fairly normal, anything better than 50% is okay, and if you break like 80% you nailed it. 1/6 is insane failure, I can't think of something doing worse than maybe like 1/4 sales(which is a disaster)
Fr lol Not a big comic person, but you gotta wonder how many "employees" he has under him if he already had the comic written before the funding. How much you think he got to keep of that 2.5 mil from the campaign ?
7:31 I recently went to Amazon to self publish and ever since, I get messages about people trying to have me critique their writing (none of which have read my material) and my easy way to find out how bad a writer is by scrolling towards the first dialogue. If the text for dialogue doesn't have spaces, I don't read. If they have messed up something that basic, I won't even bother.
I find that I have the opposite problem of Dick a lot of the time. I make music by myself and I just kinda fumble my way through my DAW, and every time I have a problem, it's like "oh just turn your noise reduction off" and I don't know what the fuck that is or where to find it.
I commented on episode 3 or so and you read it on the show, something along the lines of "Jesus Christ Vito your head keeps getting bigger" and I swear it's still happening.
Dick takes > Vito takes…and it’s not even close. I get the critiques on ISOM’s writing (and interior art), especially for the price point. I couldn’t get through very well when I made suggestions about format and price point, and unfortunately it’ll most likely end up like Wildstorm or CrossGen unless they listen to constructive criticism better.
Good show! Tell kids about the gays, also tell them a private entity was given control of our money, to prevent financial crisis that was then followed by the biggest financial crisis ever...
I'm a single parent and the vito is 100% right about the parental wisdom problem. You don't know shit, the first 6 months are spent just being relieved its still alive.
Therefore the government has the right to teach your children ideological positions that you disagree with? Would you agree that Muslims have a right to educate everyone's kids about morality because you were a nervous parent?
No child has two dads or two moms. That's not how children are made. Every person has one mother and father. Having custody or guardianship or banging a kinds mom doesnt make them your child.
they teach the children what they are. exploited individuals that have no moral compass. if all you know is violence and degeneracy than all you can teach is that thing.
Guys. The point of school is state funded daycare so that the parents can work. Stay at home mom works fine until they hit puberty and she can no longer control them. And you don't want mom in charge of educating them. At least there's some male teachers. That's why we can't get rid of school.
Can I guess Vito's weight? He is tall right? Over 6 feet? I say maybe around 230 lbs. I think he looks great either way, so. Have fun with your weight loss journey Vito
I think it’s fair to assume isom 2 will make much less money. People go to comic stores JUST to buy issue #1s just to see if they’ll be worth something in the future. Which we know that Isom won’t stand the test of time. BUY SUPERKILLER YALL
Milk in the US goes bad the moment it gets out of the factory. I bought milk when I was on a trip in Florida and for real, as soon as the carton is opened it smells like old cheese. Now, Canada's milk, that's some good milk.
i used to like the nerdrotic channel until i saw him wearing a rippaverse shirt in his latest star wars vid. he's always preaching good story telling and he's wearing that wanker's merch. i no longer believe anything he says
I don't care about Eric July and I bet most of the people who bought his comic bought it for the art. Even if the story sucks ballz, at least the art has to be great.
I'm glad Eric found success, but I like people that are honest on reviews and all the people giving Isom rave reviews are just kissing up cause he has a lot of viewers and eventually they hope to shill their shit on his podcast.
_“so ya they do this thing where if they get enough money they’ll play Islamic prayer music and talk about best Pokémon in Arabic accents”_
The call to prayer might be the best segment in any American podcast ever
It's such gold 😂
"My brother in Allah how do you think i got the power to level up my Pokemon? Through Jihad." 😂
Vito sounds more like Maddox in this episode that he’s ever sounded on the show. I swear that whole “I’m more objective because I don’t have kids” point was taken directly from the old show
From food that expires to jollycaust deniers
Vito has the gift of an inherent sense of rhythm
How have you guys not exposed the "monetize yo haterz' scheme yet? Think about it, its not like he's snatching money from the haterz pockets. He's telling his paypigs to pay him bc somebody was critical of him, and they're too dumb to understand that. Fascinating dynamic.
“I disagree” - Eric July. 😅
Isom July
Was the guy who called with the 3 min voice mail 1:16:30. His voice sounds a lot like the Nigler, just out of character maybe?
You guys are some of the only people on UA-cam with the balls to criticize Eric July. And you're totally right about Isom being a self-insert character. Both Isom and Eric can't tolerate disrespect, and Eric sees any type of criticism as the ultimate disrespect. Anytime someone just tweets a negative thing about Eric, he launches into a three hour stream to retaliate.
Superkiller already has an arch nemesis, and he's not even real yet
The interesting thing about the Rippaverse is that, if the people he's hiring to write side stories are competent and given artistic freedom, the spinoffs might actually make up for the shitty main story.
I come from the future, they're not good
7:13 Vitos “im a writer” moment
I'm so ashamed I didn't catch that
holy shit he had the exact same pause and exasperated sigh
The 1/6th thing is crazy to me, as someone who reads...alot of more indie stuff generally a 2/3 flow from book 1 to 2 is fairly normal, anything better than 50% is okay, and if you break like 80% you nailed it.
1/6 is insane failure, I can't think of something doing worse than maybe like 1/4 sales(which is a disaster)
‘Ask your family.’ That’s the answer every teacher should give when asked a question not about the subject they teach. ITS VERY EASY.
Such a easy solution
I ask my history teacher: "What is 2 plus 2?"
@@therealajahn they made that joke on the show. How cringe for you.
@@TheAtticusFinch haven't finished it yet, but I guess great minds think alike
sure you haven't 😌
I want to see Dick give a graduation speech.
god, id pay for this.
he did on an old old episode of the dick show. it was a kindergarten graduation speech and was v funny
These raps are becoming my favorite damn part of the show😂. Fucking awesome guys 👍
...He can't make a 2nd issue from the 3.5mil?
Fr lol
Not a big comic person, but you gotta wonder how many "employees" he has under him if he already had the comic written before the funding. How much you think he got to keep of that 2.5 mil from the campaign ?
7:31 I recently went to Amazon to self publish and ever since, I get messages about people trying to have me critique their writing (none of which have read my material) and my easy way to find out how bad a writer is by scrolling towards the first dialogue.
If the text for dialogue doesn't have spaces, I don't read. If they have messed up something that basic, I won't even bother.
From Jollycaust denial to Spider-Gwen's penial
I find that I have the opposite problem of Dick a lot of the time. I make music by myself and I just kinda fumble my way through my DAW, and every time I have a problem, it's like "oh just turn your noise reduction off" and I don't know what the fuck that is or where to find it.
At least vito admits government is his god and theyre using the schools as churches.
"From unlucky farts, to ugly lady parts"
1:04:55 Dick’s dog makes a cameo on the show
She was trying to break Vito's leg just like she did to Dick. Goes to show you truly can trust any woman....... regardless of species
This episode was a total Jollycaust
So July sold each comic for about $57... must've been a great comic!
I commented on episode 3 or so and you read it on the show, something along the lines of "Jesus Christ Vito your head keeps getting bigger" and I swear it's still happening.
Wheres the Vito fat loss website?
1:40:58
Call to prayer timestamp 😂
Thank you, I was looking for it
If I had graduated college in 4 years I would have skipped the graduation ceremony. It took me 12 years cause I kept screwing up.
That's nothing. Highschool took me 9 years
blacked superkiller top kek
1:50:45
No way lol 2nd call to prayer timestamp!!!! 😂
A Black man is critised and he immediately threatens violence in response
Colour me Surprised
I'm so glad I didn't graduate college because I would have to endure graduation ceremonies
His teeth are only a little buck tho 💓🥰
Dick’s hair looked thin in this episode. Great show btw
His hair is wet. It dries by the end. I feel weird that I noticed this.
Re: isom-- the Bell Curve abides
Dick takes > Vito takes…and it’s not even close.
I get the critiques on ISOM’s writing (and interior art), especially for the price point. I couldn’t get through very well when I made suggestions about format and price point, and unfortunately it’ll most likely end up like Wildstorm or CrossGen unless they listen to constructive criticism better.
Good show! Tell kids about the gays, also tell them a private entity was given control of our money, to prevent financial crisis that was then followed by the biggest financial crisis ever...
2:03:16 what’s the title of that comic? I could only find books about coping with dying
Sounds like Mr Mercedes doesn't it?
Actually not. My bad, but I think I do remember Kyle talking about something really similar on PKA in the past. I also wanna know the comic
@@sheldonjplanktonn Nah I read that book and it was ass. I'll try to ask vito
@@sheldonjplanktonn womp womp my memory sucks, nevermind he doesn't know either
@@gucciland - Vito didn't know?
I'm a single parent and the vito is 100% right about the parental wisdom problem. You don't know shit, the first 6 months are spent just being relieved its still alive.
Therefore the government has the right to teach your children ideological positions that you disagree with? Would you agree that Muslims have a right to educate everyone's kids about morality because you were a nervous parent?
@@dustindark4478 are you on crack, what's that got to do with what I said lol
Doesn’t matter, unless it’s full on abuse no one else has any right on what a parent chooses to do with their kids
I'm legit interested in SuperKiller. After ur pitch on DP I was sold
Yes, the DP episide was the only time it sounded interesting
Link?
when's the teacher's review? i don't have time to watch the full ep til sunday :(
☝️ good man
Is there a way to pay on vitoloses by just sending crypto?
Vito knows about God Parents, right.
No child has two dads or two moms. That's not how children are made. Every person has one mother and father. Having custody or guardianship or banging a kinds mom doesnt make them your child.
True, my ex was hell bent on me treating her kid as if he was my child but the minute I tried to discipline him all hell broke loose 😅
So you have no right to other people's children, vito. Thinking you do is grooming.
People say trans women aren't women because it's true. No reason needed to say true things.
they teach the children what they are. exploited individuals that have no moral compass. if all you know is violence and degeneracy than all you can teach is that thing.
@@dustindark4478 there is no reason to lie either and people do it anyways, whats your point?
What about a freezer lol
Still no number for Vito’s weight?
Guessing 280
Hello Fresh baby, problem solved
Minions suck and I hate them.
Amen
Isom 1:28:52
Guys. The point of school is state funded daycare so that the parents can work. Stay at home mom works fine until they hit puberty and she can no longer control them. And you don't want mom in charge of educating them. At least there's some male teachers. That's why we can't get rid of school.
Kaboooooooom!
Eric is a rapper. You should set him up against Billy the Fridge in your content creator rap battle.
Can I guess Vito's weight? He is tall right? Over 6 feet? I say maybe around 230 lbs. I think he looks great either way, so. Have fun with your weight loss journey Vito
@@CodySvsTheNet Yes that is my guess!
My Grandfather was 180 and thin and he was 6'2
I think Vito has said he's 6 foot even.....+ an inch or 2
With that being said. I'ma say he's 280ish.
I think it’s fair to assume isom 2 will make much less money. People go to comic stores JUST to buy issue #1s just to see if they’ll be worth something in the future. Which we know that Isom won’t stand the test of time.
BUY SUPERKILLER YALL
Buy me a copy and I'll sell you back when it's delivered lol
Isom anti-wokes 🆚 Superkiller libs…
L-A-M-E
Milk in the US goes bad the moment it gets out of the factory. I bought milk when I was on a trip in Florida and for real, as soon as the carton is opened it smells like old cheese. Now, Canada's milk, that's some good milk.
Factory as in the cow?
Howdy Frens
Firm handshakes Yayaya
Hows backed by work I'm not well
How unwell are you?
Very unwell
Like why's it want me s.s.# unwell
@@huntermccoy7641 - does it really?
i used to like the nerdrotic channel until i saw him wearing a rippaverse shirt in his latest star wars vid. he's always preaching good story telling and he's wearing that wanker's merch. i no longer believe anything he says
You ignore Gary’s takes bc he wore a T-Shirt you don’t like and is friends w/ 1 guy you don’t like?
Trying to forward through and everytime it stops on Vito saying "kids" or "children".... try it for yourself.. pick any random spot in this episode 😂
LFG
1:46:10
I don't care about Eric July and I bet most of the people who bought his comic bought it for the art. Even if the story sucks ballz, at least the art has to be great.
53:30
Gwen is 15 Vito.
i KNEW dick was gonna take the call to prayer down the pokémon road again 🥸
Is that something that you like or disliked?
@@sheldonjplanktonn love it
@@bostonmatty - the call to prayer might be one of the best bits in podcast history
I'm glad Eric found success, but I like people that are honest on reviews and all the people giving Isom rave reviews are just kissing up cause he has a lot of viewers and eventually they hope to shill their shit on his podcast.