To all the people who keep saying "What about Random mains?" and such, I forgot about them. They would have been giga chad too. Edit: And another thing, I don't main Wario. I main Joker 😼
As a Mario Main, this is accurate. The fear I feel every time a roster is being announced, the worry over whether or not Mario will be in the next game, it wears on your soul. I was 14 when Ultimate’s roster was being announced, and in that time I aged 40 years.
For those who don't understand the jigglypuff and the crab, a jigglypuff main known as Hungrybox had a crab thrown at him because he won a pound tournament. (Of course the person who threw the crab was banned from spectating and obviously did not like the player.)
I still find it funny how some random person threw a crab at Hbox, like where did he get the crab? Why did he have the crab? How did he get the crab? lol
Why did I read “you never see us coming” and immediately think of last surprise from persona 5… they aren’t even the exact same lyrics but fsr my brain just ⬇️⬇️➡️⬆️
As a G&W main I simply cannot allow such blatant misinformation to be spread about our method of attack. I'll have you know that we spam up special into down air
As a Lucario main, I can confirm that "Not Living Past 100%" is the worst thing ever. He needed his weight and rage from Smash 4 in order to live easier
As a Young Link main, I feel my existence is invalidated in the most painfully accurate way possible. Also a Marth main and that one was true and funny
I used to main Young Link, PT and Joker Now I main PT, Joker and Link Only sad part is my young link is my third most played character and link is only fifth, he’ll get there
As a Shulk main, I can confirm that we do tend to press a lot of buttons and end up dying. But it doesn't always happen. Most of the time, we just spam buttons until the Speed Art finishes so that we can switch to another Art. Another stereotype would be Shulk mains when you survive every attack after switching to Shield Art mid attack
As a Rosalina Main, I do wonder why they made Luma simultaneously great when used right, but still made Rosa completely independent and could not care less if Luna dies. Yes, I’m glad she’s not helpless or crippled, but it does not make sense to design a gimmick that makes a character great with it and still be pretty good without it
As a Corrin main, I agree for the millionth time. To main them requires two things: set C-stick to tilt attacks, and learn to slide your thumb across the b and a buttons for the instapin. And bingo, you are now a Corrin main.
as someone who mains Young Link and Mega Man, can confirm. actually hitting with Hard Knuckle is a god damn miracle, and every match i have ever won with YL is because my opponent had never seen one before
Recently I played a round with a couple friends where we were all sonic spamming neutral/side b on the 1983 mario bros stage. They slowly started to get pissed at me and the whole thing was just hilarious
Explanation of the jigglypuff one (for those who don't know): During one of the tournaments hungrybox won against Mang0, someone in the crowd threw a dead crab at hbox. He was pissed, and understandably so. Very funny joke from peashooter tho.
As a Sora main, I can confirm this is the face I make when a move I do kills early. Sora doesn't even do that much damage, he just has mad knockback, especially on up special and smash attacks.
As a Pichu main, I understand how accurate this is. Pichu's goal is to just survive somehow since he dies to a light breeze at early percentages of damage.
As a Ridley main, the only reason I main him is because of side b. It is the most fun move in the entire game. It’s a command grab that gives you instant stage control, it has an awesome animation, and you can even stagespike with it. It truly is amazing.
For the 3 characters you didn't know what to do, here are some ideas: - Young Link mains explaining why he is better than regular Link and Toon Link (show funny Charlie Luigi meme) - Greninja mains out there in the shadows waiting for their time to come (show Predator stealthy clip) - Duck Hunt mains ready to spam B and kill heavies at 60% (he he boy meme)
"You see, Young Link is the best Link because he comes from Ocarina of Time, which according to Metacritic scores is the best videogame of all time. Also, in one of his taunts, he drinks milk, which is a good example for other children to follow."
as i duck hunt main i can agree with this conclusion, however i also think that “Duck Hunt mains escaping every combo on the fucking planet with a frame one can” would also be a good choice.
as a bayonetta main, the whole reason i picked up the character was when i found out that luigi was quote on quote "toxic as fuck", so i decided to show them how they could have had it much better off if their damn mouths were shut.
Real talk, that one gif of the guy sweating while speedrunning is perfect for Greninja mains, any time you meet one above a certain GSP usually they just win, regardless of character
As a Incineroar main, I indeed turn into a white haired, brolic, tan dude when I munch on full Revenge stacks (The opponents at the other side of the stage).
As a Zelda, Daisy, Palutena, Robin, Rosalina and Pyra/Mythra main I can confirm that all of that is true (even though I haven’t gotten any death threats, I can still easily see a lot of OTHER Palu mains getting some.)
It would actually be funny if the next smash game had a trailer that showed everyone except mario and they acted like they didn't forget everyone but it cuts to mario
As a man who plays the occasional greninja (and beat the true ending's final battle with him) i can confirm i am an endless black void of nothingness who probably is a hidden image when you turn the contrast up
To all the people who keep saying "What about Random mains?" and such, I forgot about them. They would have been giga chad too.
Edit: And another thing, I don't main Wario. I main Joker 😼
respect
So people don’t play Young Link anymore?
As a Random main, I can confirm we are all giga chads
@@sonicunkn0wn I agree
@@leifster7762 no
I gotta respect that this guy actually slandered the entire roster in one video.
Besides wario
And pac man
Piranha plant
DEDEDE
Where Roy
As a Mario Main, this is accurate. The fear I feel every time a roster is being announced, the worry over whether or not Mario will be in the next game, it wears on your soul. I was 14 when Ultimate’s roster was being announced, and in that time I aged 40 years.
hey i think mario’s in every smash game
You better worry about getting another ash game in general
@@schmarron9914 ashy bros game?
@@DrSwazz yes, Super Ash Bros
@@Captain_Cashies super ashy knees ultimate
For those who don't understand the jigglypuff and the crab, a jigglypuff main known as Hungrybox had a crab thrown at him because he won a pound tournament. (Of course the person who threw the crab was banned from spectating and obviously did not like the player.)
i did not know this...context is clear now so thanks!
Lmao I thought the petson threw a lobster but I bet you're right
that same player then proceed to eat raw crab on stream a while later
I still find it funny how some random person threw a crab at Hbox, like where did he get the crab? Why did he have the crab? How did he get the crab? lol
@@RiversLiver One word answers all your questions. Maryland.
wario mains thinking they look gigachad when they actually look exactly like their damn character
just get good
@@hunterburry5335 mad bc youre an incel who mains wario arent you, how many showers u had this week stinky
What's the difference?
@@johnnysaurus04 what do you mean whats the diffrence? can you read the top comment?
@@johnnysaurus04 wario's hot
As a Little Mac main I can confirm. I used the stairs once and had a panic attack (they are all ledges).
I main little mac too, We are just Alpha males.
You're supposed to be dead no?
I don't main any character but I use Mac more frequently
I've made a few saves using him
We don't fear the ledge, we fear what's beneath the ledge
i'm a little mac main too
Smash players trying to play literally any other fighting game.
I play street fighter and smash but no one asked
Smash players trying to use the doorknob (they don't know the quarter circle imput)
oh yeah , look at these roll reads , i miss chanigrab , whoa copetitive maps have walls , how do i kill when the knockback is like that?
The only non smash fighting game I play consistently is mark of the wolves. Honestly find it more fun than smash sometimes
I've played several fighting games. Smash is one of the funnest though. Currently have Smash and Injustice 2.
As a Falco main, I can confirm that every time we get an up-tilt combo we go wild. Never play smash in a room full of Falco mains.
As a non falco main, i can Say that i fuck that combo up every time
Fr bro
As a Falco main I feel a warm feeling of excitement in my body when I get the up tilt combo
props to this guy for including clips that look like their actual attacks
especially the pyra and mythra one
@peni s for the next smash installment, pichu should wield a gun, or two
@peni s for their neutral special, pichu wields a gun
@peni s yeah thats a classic just like wolf classic boogie laser
Pichu:
2:22 alternatively, dark pit mains trying to explain how spamming electro shock is a strategy.
As a dark pit main, I can confirm that it is accurate that 97% of the moves I use are electroshock.
I've won tournaments against S Tiers by just spamming electro shock.
As a Dark Pit main, the real slander is our side b spam being ignored.
I don’t use it too much cuz it annoys me when I constantly hear electro shock lmao
As a random main, I can confirm that every one of these is true
Random mains are true gigachads
@@therealspeedwagon1451 thx
3:40 this is accurate for greninja mains..
*BECAUSE YOU NEVER SEE US COMING*
#GRENINJAMAINFORLIFE
Very accurate
Why did I read “you never see us coming” and immediately think of last surprise from persona 5… they aren’t even the exact same lyrics but fsr my brain just ⬇️⬇️➡️⬆️
nah we just never see you ever
Greninja mains stying someones soul out of existance:
As a G&W main I simply cannot allow such blatant misinformation to be spread about our method of attack. I'll have you know that we spam up special into down air
Occasional side b, and by that i mean every attack when our opponent is over 1%
You do that? dang, i just constantly spam up b.
a man of culture
As a G&W main, this is 100% true
can't forget forward air
As a Ness main, this is true, and also my ultimate goal.
Based
Good choice
Understandable
Same here
True, however the lack of pk fire leaves me quite disappointed
As a meta knight main, I can confirm that I have told all my friends about how good he was in Brawl.
“Bowser mains when they have a stock lead”
Omfg so true
"Hehe TIME FOR SIDE B BWAHAHA!!”
IF I’M GOING DOWN, I’M TAKING YOU WITH ME!!!
Me when I play Bowser and I have a stock lead: TENNŌ HEIKA BANZAI!
As a Bowser main I can confirm this is accurate
As a Kirby main I can confirm that we do indeed spam whatever new move we get after copying our opponent
Yes
Gotta break it in
me spamming b after inhaling kirby
It’s satisfying when you kill them with it to.
Not only do I spam b with Kirby, I also spam down air in hopes of getting that down air down smash kill confirm
props to this man for making not only every character into slander, but also for getting wario accurate
so wait, when was wario respected, i was expecting for it to like, turn into the "average PE teacher" gigachad, considering i play wario
every wario main ive ever met has been as smelly as he probably is
I have never seen a fit Wario main ever.
@@RushWheeler I've never seen a Wario main ever
Ikr
As a Lucario main, I can confirm that "Not Living Past 100%" is the worst thing ever. He needed his weight and rage from Smash 4 in order to live easier
Lucario main here, can also confirm that “not living past 100%” is indeed the worst thing in existence.
Also a Lucario main. I agree 100%
As a Lucario main, I often live up to 120/150%, my highest was 202% lol
@@HNblaz you got lucky there lmao my highest was 172%. Although the average rate of a KO is pretty much the same on my end.
What is the video of guy at 2:21?
As a [insert character] main, I can confirm [insert statement from video]
As a Pac-Man main, I can agree that us Pac-Man mains live life at our best, this video is so accurate. Truly the video of all time.
As a Young Link main, I feel my existence is invalidated in the most painfully accurate way possible. Also a Marth main and that one was true and funny
i main young link but as a young link main you gotta have 2 mains sadly
I used to main Young Link, PT and Joker
Now I main PT, Joker and Link
Only sad part is my young link is my third most played character and link is only fifth, he’ll get there
Yeah, I was almost about to say there were no comments about young link mains, which would make the slander accurate
Sephiroth main here.
Yes, it is confirmed that we are all idiots.
Sephiroth main here
BACK THROW BACK AIR
Can confirm. Bought Sephiroth and proceeded to go positive with him on Quick Play.
that's why you have hitboxes that cover the stage, compensation for the lost brain cells
ooga booga must spam shadow flare and giga flare at ledge and occasionally dsmash
Sephiroth Co-Main Here. I can Confirm I'm Actually Good.
As a Zelda main, I must say, I am proud to be represented memeatically by Thanos.
As a Pyra/Mythra main, I can confirm it’s hard playing Smash with one hand
😂
As a Shulk main, I can confirm that we do tend to press a lot of buttons and end up dying. But it doesn't always happen. Most of the time, we just spam buttons until the Speed Art finishes so that we can switch to another Art. Another stereotype would be Shulk mains when you survive every attack after switching to Shield Art mid attack
🤓
As another Shulk main
"Hahahaha Speed Art go brrrrr"
You can cancel arts btw
In smash 4 the stereotype was side b 🥲
thats too accurate lmao
As a Byleth main, I can confirm 100% that we celebrate when a DK shows up in the arena
I can also confirm that
Pretty much any Heavyweight
Unless it's King K. Rool, then you'll get f*cked maybe
I stretch and meditate for 20 minutes before preparing to execute up b nair up b nair side b against a donkey kong
As a Rosalina Main, I do wonder why they made Luma simultaneously great when used right, but still made Rosa completely independent and could not care less if Luna dies. Yes, I’m glad she’s not helpless or crippled, but it does not make sense to design a gimmick that makes a character great with it and still be pretty good without it
Same with joker really
@@rolan.r How
@@supernathanjr with or without arsene joker is very strong
@@rolan.r That's not the best comparison but I understand now
She needs it since Lima dies from a sneeze in this game
As a Greninja main I can confirm we love being black screens for several seconds
Literally me
Same
Can confirm as well
As a Ridley main, that is true.
We also get a huge dopamine hit whenever we land a skewer.
As a K rool main, we will never feel completed unless we spike the everlasted shit out of our opponents.
Well said, wise brother.
Yep, and the good ol side b into neutral b always feels good too lol
What is the video of guy at 2:21?
I concur
Or just nair the characters with bad recoveries (especially the bad vertical ones)
As a Little Mac main, I can confirm that ledges scare the shit out of me
as a better little mac main I can denounce said stereotype for getting 2-frame gimped is the true fear
Why do yall main little Mac. He has HORRIBLE jumping heght
@@thefastcommenter7774 punch good
@@thefastcommenter7774 punch good plus punch harder means big ouchie
@@thefastcommenter7774 i hate myself and his punch good
As an Ike main, I can confirm there’s nothing more Satisfying than killing a bowser at like 9% that way
Indeed, such is the beauty of being an Ike main like us.
Glory to us Ike Mains!
As a King k. Rool main I can confirm that bullying kids online is my favorite pass time
As a Corrin main, I agree for the millionth time. To main them requires two things: set C-stick to tilt attacks, and learn to slide your thumb across the b and a buttons for the instapin. And bingo, you are now a Corrin main.
As a Steve main, I can say that it truly is a serious endeavor trying to decide whether or not I play the game, or spam minecarts.
Or spam up smash after minecarting
Then as a tool link main I jump and throw a bomb
as someone who mains Young Link and Mega Man, can confirm. actually hitting with Hard Knuckle is a god damn miracle, and every match i have ever won with YL is because my opponent had never seen one before
As a sonic main, I can confirm. Being all over the map is fun, especially when it annoys spammers.
Spammers are the only times I play like that but other than that I like being aggressive
Same, Sonic’s speed isn’t a right in this game, it’s a privilege and us Sonic mains use it for the sake of fair play
Recently I played a round with a couple friends where we were all sonic spamming neutral/side b on the 1983 mario bros stage. They slowly started to get pissed at me and the whole thing was just hilarious
Sonic Mains Unite
Definitely
As a Lucario main, i confirm that I get angry not living past 100%, as being at such high damages makes Aura attacks 1 shot most enemies
Slander videos are a conspiracy to get me to listen to music I wouldn't normally for extended periods of time
This is easily the best video of it’s kind, only the most cultured clips made it into this absolute gem.
As I ZSS main, I never realised how often I try to kill using Up B until after reading the ZSS bit. Scarily accurate.
I once told to a friend that if I could buy a DLC I would buy the Pyra and Mythra one, he raised an eyebrow like the Rock
Well they, are like the best character in the game.
@@pickledapplez 🤨
@@pickledapplez they’re pretty good, but yea, it’s still sus if u ask me 💀
i would buy it too
I have all the DLC.
Sonic mains doing Subspace Emissary in SSBB, thinking its Sonic the Hedgehog 4
i respect you for not slandering us sephiroth mains and just accepting that we guys are just chill
You are not
As a Piranha Plant main, and a proud member of the “Plant Gang,” I can confirm that I do indeed find the initials, PP, amusing.
As a true plant main, I can also confirm that the initials are hella funny. Glad to see another plant brother.
My fellow piranha plant mains and fellow member of plant gang what the hell is a initials
My fellow bothering found it and it's amazing
Plant Gang
@@Plantmain plant gang best gang
I can confirm as a banjo main that I go to court and have a mental breakdown when I run out of wonderwings
As a Sephiroth main, I can certainly agree
Ditto
As another fellow Sephiroth main, I am inclined to agree as well.
I think my two main are pretty obvious due to context clues
@@sephikong8323 DK is also a good main
@@sephikong8323 that's funny I main krool and seph
sephiroth mains calculating the best possible angle to fucking sd with up-b
as a cloud main i've never seen anything more relatable in my life
I love playing Cloud though. Spamming aerials is the best part of him. Although I have heard from others he can get kinda campey
Take a guess what i main
as a hero main, i can confirm that my brain is hard wired to press kamikaze whenever it comes up subconsciously, even when im trying to win.
Man. The fact that literally every single one of these is a fact. As a Steve main, I can say I play for real.
Impossible
Stop the cap. You win if the opponent approaches, and you win when they don’t approach.
@@ErenYeager-oi6hu Steve mains finally doing the loop (their opponent made the mistake of approaching)
as a mk main, did you know that mk was the best character in the series? Ah good times
as another mk Main, Remember when We had a 2 frame up air?
@@waffles905 yeah i Remember. Great times. Did you Also Remember when we had the 3 best moves in the series. I miss brawl, clearly the best smash game
i still play that smash bros
@@airfryersarecool1139 i Also do
fox when:
Explanation of the jigglypuff one (for those who don't know):
During one of the tournaments hungrybox won against Mang0, someone in the crowd threw a dead crab at hbox. He was pissed, and understandably so. Very funny joke from peashooter tho.
FINALLY! SOMEONE MENTIONED IT
Ness and Lucas mains when they keep failing going back to stage using Up B: 😭
As a Ridley main, I can approve I love using that move whenever someone uses shield.
As a Sora main, I can confirm this is the face I make when a move I do kills early. Sora doesn't even do that much damage, he just has mad knockback, especially on up special and smash attacks.
As a falco main, i feel like it should’ve said “Falco mains after getting the same up-tilt aerial combo for the 927393737th time”
As a Falco main, I get more excited landing the Up-Tilt Bair combo since its window is kinda tight and it actually kills.
@@cbggaming1463 as a falco main, true
"Yo my falco nasty"
Master hand mains replaying the entire story for one battle
😂
As a Pyra/Mythra main I can indeed confirm that we do, in fact, bathe in milk.
So true brotha
As a Pichu main, I understand how accurate this is. Pichu's goal is to just survive somehow since he dies to a light breeze at early percentages of damage.
Damn I can tell u worked hard on this, nice job
Thanks! Took me 3 days to finish lol
@@peashooterschannel8848 🦵
I can confirm as a Pac Man main that I am living my best life.
We out here trying our best, aye; spam the fruits, spawn the hydrants, waka the fakas.
And you’re married to the bell hydrant combo
Same
Apple gun = Peak kill option
As a Ridley main, the only reason I main him is because of side b. It is the most fun move in the entire game. It’s a command grab that gives you instant stage control, it has an awesome animation, and you can even stagespike with it. It truly is amazing.
I play Ridley because he's a giant dragon pirate monster that killed some annoying waifus parents. We are not the same.
True
I main him cuz I love monsters
We Wario mains are good when we aren’t spamming motorcycle
For the 3 characters you didn't know what to do, here are some ideas:
- Young Link mains explaining why he is better than regular Link and Toon Link (show funny Charlie Luigi meme)
- Greninja mains out there in the shadows waiting for their time to come (show Predator stealthy clip)
- Duck Hunt mains ready to spam B and kill heavies at 60% (he he boy meme)
Him "doing nothing" probably just meant that there are no people who main those.
They didn't not know what to do, the joke was that nobody mains them
@@Squirtle_Squad_Supremacy I MAIN GRENINJA SO SHUT THE HELL UP
"You see, Young Link is the best Link because he comes from Ocarina of Time, which according to Metacritic scores is the best videogame of all time. Also, in one of his taunts, he drinks milk, which is a good example for other children to follow."
as i duck hunt main i can agree with this conclusion, however i also think that “Duck Hunt mains escaping every combo on the fucking planet with a frame one can” would also be a good choice.
1:10
As an Ice Climber main (an incredibly rare species), we can confirm that is accurate.
Oh hi, Pon & Con! I'm also an Ice Climbers main!
Gosh Nana dying is the worst... but it's nothing compared to having Nana not close enough to recover.
Mario and Captain Falcon mains using their fairs when the opponent is off stage for 0.01 seconds:
As a Falcon main, I would rather hit tip man upair into backair. Knee is reserved for idj and jump reads.
As a Ganondorf main and occasional Bowser player those are both extremely accurate and hilarious.
You know your fighter is based when the only slander about them is
getting hit
as a zelda main, this is true. i will always spam upB til the day i die
duck hunt mains trying to get epic can snipes for their 2 minute long compilations
2:29 thanks for the accurate representation, although you missed the part where you try to land nair to waft for 10 hours
as a bayonetta main, the whole reason i picked up the character was when i found out that luigi was quote on quote "toxic as fuck", so i decided to show them how they could have had it much better off if their damn mouths were shut.
Real talk, that one gif of the guy sweating while speedrunning is perfect for Greninja mains, any time you meet one above a certain GSP usually they just win, regardless of character
“Random” mains having to memorize, like, 100 different characters
As a Lucas main, I can confirm that I love using PK Freeze and spin around joyfully every time I get a kill with it.
As a Shiek main, I can confirm that you can read the dictionary in the time it takes for us to get someone to 20%
As a Sonic main, I can confirm that running away is the most optimal option after doing .1% of damage.
The Steve one implies we can even "play normally", and by we I mean myself. xD
In all seriousness, banger of a vid!
As a Link main, I can confirm, enemies with reflector are my worst nightmare (especially that reflector Lucas trio from Spirit Board)
As a Luigi, Kirby, Wario, Pichu, Pikachu, Ness, Lucas, and Toon Link main I very much agree.
Too many
Wario mains when they don't have their waft💀
3:25 as a megaman main myself, this is the most accurate shit ever
As a Captain Falcon main, this hits deep in my soul that I want to do it again.
i can confirm that remembering the inputs is a big part of playing terry
5:13
As a terry main,i can confirm that i mastered the inputs since day 3
TBH Terry's inputs are by far the easiest of the FGCs
As a Pyra/Mythra main, I can confirm that it’s me when I
As a Incineroar main, I indeed turn into a white haired, brolic, tan dude when I munch on full Revenge stacks (The opponents at the other side of the stage).
As a pit main, I can confirm this wholeheartedly
as a bowser jr main , i can confirm, we never get respected
As a Toon Link main, I can confirm we handle our bombs well.
As a fellow Toon Link main, I approve this message.
As another toon link main, I also approve this message
As a polite Incineroar main, please stop. Those bombs are handled too well :(
As an impolite Sans main, STOP IT NOW. THOSE BOMBS ARE DISGUSTINGLY HANDLED. >:(
@@monky4640 No.
As a kirby main, it's funny because I don't even actively use Inhale nor use the copied ability when I get it
As a ryu main we do indeed use shoryuken as a killing move.
As a kazuya main I don’t even use half of his inputs.
Learning to use the whip decently as a Belmont is dangerous. Nobody expects you to actually press A
You got me on the Chrom mains fighting ghosts take my like lmaooo
As a Zelda, Daisy, Palutena, Robin, Rosalina and Pyra/Mythra main I can confirm that all of that is true (even though I haven’t gotten any death threats, I can still easily see a lot of OTHER Palu mains getting some.)
It would actually be funny if the next smash game had a trailer that showed everyone except mario and they acted like they didn't forget everyone but it cuts to mario
As a ganondorf main, yeah I always use side B and it pretty much always works
I have found one of my people
Side B into forward tilt or down tilt is so hilariously consistent
Pokémon trainer users trying not to say “go charizard” or “ivysaur, use vine whip!”
As a man who plays the occasional greninja (and beat the true ending's final battle with him) i can confirm i am an endless black void of nothingness who probably is a hidden image when you turn the contrast up
Me too