The fact that Tails' answer is "I don't know" shows that he wants for nothing - Robotnik has already provided everything Tails would possibly want. Such an amazing father.
also at 1:30 after being offered so so much by robotnik, tails says "a chili dog" (it's implied due to robotnik's tone and reaction, instead of robotnik offering him a chili dog), so it's not that he is confused/bewildered by the amount of choices, it's just that he doesn't want for much to begin with. He just wanted a chili dog.
@@hamzainium Well if you have to keep asking a question for over three minutes straight to get an answer, a person would probably call them a brat too.
After the last video where Tails begins to grow independent, Robotnik copes with fear of him growing up and attempts to spoil him in in hopes of keeping his son close
> Robotnik coping with empty nest by spoiling Tails. > What'll it be? = What'll it take to get you to stay? Notice Tails doesn't get a word in until the end of the song... After being pressured and coerced 18 different times with a few verbal jabs/threats thrown at him for good measure...
It's impressive that much of the internet loves taking this iteration of Eggman and making YTPMVs with him as the lead singer, particularly because I suspect most don't know the voice actor (Long John Baldry) was in the music business.
You have to remember that apparently Tails is Robotnik’s son in this timeline. So, it’s natural for him to be generous to his son. Whether this generosity extends to others is unknown.
@@TheEepyMagi In the episode “Robotnik Sells a Car Battery” Robotnik was particularly affectionate towards Tails, and someone commented that Robotnik seemed like he wanted to adopt Tails because of it. The next episode was “Robotnik Forges Adoption Papers” and the rest is history.
what's interesting is that you actually choose clips that compliment the pitches of the harmony. obviously it's intentional, but I can't imagine how many clips you gotta comb through just to get those melodies out of everyone's voice
Fun Fact: The "What'll it be" voiceline was used 93 times in this video. Yes, I counted so you wouldn't have to. Yes, I have no life, thanks for noticing.
God i love EVERYTHING about this. As per usual its just the feeling like it was edited as part of a TV spot or long bumper advertising it back in the day. Just Great work dude
@@N8-PT 🥺🥺🥺 Cartoon Network/Boomerang Groovies: What’ll It Be? Boomerang Narrato Voice: Watch The Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog, only on Boomerang! It’s alllll coming back to you!
Ah yes, the three most wanted things every mastermind wants, and would make excellent and appropriate gifts for their son: Time travel World domination *and four billion pounds of H A M*
I love how consistent their characterization is through your videos. Robotnik cares a lot about Tails, but he is still very temperamental which leads him to come off as aggressive.
Robotnik is doing his best as an adoptive father for tails and sometimes feels insecure and needs to shower his son in gifts, but truly Tails knows that the love of his dear old dad is better than any object, even all of mobius.
So almost every week, a few friends and I choose a theme, make music playlists based on the theme, and vibe in Rythm together in Discord. And at the end of, like, every session, we play one of your Robotnik mixes. I figure you ought to know! They've become very special for us, so thank you so much for making more and more of these. Masterful work as always.
@@fortnite5205 we listened to Getaway Submarine (Clean) just last night at the end of our session. We play games instead of making themed playlists now, but our Monday hangouts have remained a tradition! And iteachvader Robotnik mixes near the ends of the sessions are a tradition too haha
@@fortnite5205 It's been another year. We don't still make playlists, but we still conclude our Monday evening sessions with an iteachvader Eggman remix. Tonight's was "Win the Race." :)
[ROBOTNIK, _TAILS]_ What'll it be? So, Tailsy... What'll it be? What'll it be? What'll it be? So, Tailsy... What'll it be? _Uh, let's see..._ Your very own time machine! (What'll it be?) Anything for you, my son! You could have all of Mobius! (What'll it be?) It's a three for none! What do you want? What if I gave you four billion pounds of ham? A little thing here, a little there! I got it! What about that dam? Name your price! (The finest cake!) And your price is no object! (Robotnik Lake!) And what's this? What did you find? Tell me now before I change my mind! What'll it be? (HAHAHAHAHA) What'll it be? (You're telling me!) So what'll it be? (YAHAHAHAHA) Wh-Wh-What'll-What'll it be? (I'm WAIIIITIIIING!) What'll it be? (HAHAHAHAHA) What'll it be? (Worldwide TV?) So what'll it be? (YAHAHAHAHA) Wh-Wh-What'll-What'll it be? (I'm WAIIIITIIIING!) What'll it be? So, Tailsy... What'll it be? What'll it be? What'll it be? So, Tailsy... What'll it be? _Uh, let's see..._ This wonderful OVERSIZED CALCULATOR? Tell me your choice, it's a simple task! You could have total domination of Mobius All you have to do is ask! Whaddaya want? A chili dog? Perhaps four thousand two? How about this? This unsightly shapeless tub of goo? Just name your price! (Anything!) And your price is no object! (NOT THAT WAY!) What's this? Let's see what you've got! Show me now before I blow my top! So what'll it be? (HAHAHAHAHA) What'll it be? (Even my laboratory!) So what'll it be? (YAHAHAHAHA) Wh-Wh-What'll-What'll it be? (I'm WAIIIITIIIING!) What'll it be? (HAHAHAHAHA) What'll it be? (Don't tell me!) So what'll it be? (YAHAHAHAHA) Wh-Wh-What'll-What'll it be? (I'm WAIIIITIIIING!) What do you want!? (What'll it be?) The finest cake? (What'll-What'll it be?) Your very own time machine? (What'll it be?) For Grounder's sake.. (What'll-What'll it be?) Name your price! (What'll it be?) Anything you desire.. (What'll-What'll it be?) When I say shoot.. (What'll it be?) You fire! _Huh?_ Oh, shoot! What'll it be? (HAHAHAHAHA) What'll it be? (You're telling me!) So what'll it be? (YAHAHAHAHA) Wh-Wh-What'll-What'll it be? (I'm WAIIIITIIIING!) What'll it be? (HAHAHAHAHA) What'll it be? (Worldwide TV?) So what'll it be? (YAHAHAHAHA) Wh-Wh-What'll-What'll it be? (I'm WAIIIITIIIING!) So what'll it be? (HAHAHAHAHA) What'll it be? (Even my laboratory!) So what'll it be? (YAHAHAHAHA) Wh-Wh-What'll-What'll it be? (I'm WAIIIITIIIING!) What'll it be? (HAHAHAHAHA) What'll it be? (Don't tell me!) So what'll it be? (YAHAHAHAHA) Wh-Wh-What'll-What'll it be? (I'm WAIIIITIIIING!) What'll it be? Tell me your choice, you little brat. _I don't know._ (sigh) Alright..
@@brawlstar1748 nope don't take my word for anything, you're totally right lol. i just wrote what i heard into a youtube comment thank you for correcting me
@@clonefighter1996 idk if i agree here. i havent heard anyone say 'name your prize' in my life, and then with the 'your pri_e is no object 'line, i think of the idiom 'money is no object', so price would make more sense because price is money. again though i didnt make it so i could be wrong
I love how he aggressively offers all of this stuff to Tails and at the end he’s just “Lol idk” and Robotnik just sighs in defeat after he sang a song and everything.
"What a brilliant pooper you are" Man, if I didn't know you were talking about YTPoop I would have been so confused as to what that was supposed to imply 😂
This is so wholesome. A proud father just trying to give his son the best gift he can to show him his love. And in the end, when I would expect him to get mad at Tails for not choosing something, he doesn't. He just sighs and accepts that his son is just too young and innocent to make a decision and he has patience with him. Edit: Very nice work V!
Global pork production is about 200 million pounds annually, and roughly 12% of that is ham. To fulfill Robotnik's offer of 4 billion pounds of ham, it would take about 160 years of completely dominating the ham industries of every country on Earth. Why does Mobius produce so much ham, then, that Robotnik could acquire four billion pounds of it at once? Is the population that high? Do Mobians require way more calories than humans? Do they just really, really like ham?
You have to consider the size of the ham which robotnic possesses during the clip shown. You can see the ham is larger than Robotnik's entire torso. Mobius has likely produced a genetically engineered breed of pig which is much much larger. Furthermore, if Mobians do indeed just really, really like ham, then I would say it isn't a stretch to say that along with creating a genetically engineered giant pig, a much larger portion of pork production would be put into ham instead because of how highly valued it is as a food product.
You know why I like AMVs like this? (Assuming that's what you'd call something like this). The almost complete lack of autotune and AI produced audio. You put in far more work into the lyrics than most others.
Wow, Robotnik sure loves spoiling his son. He offered pretty much everything from cake to chili dogs to his laboratory to a time machine to even the entire planet.
Was a different one. This was originally followed up with: "DINNER! Buy me DINNER!" "NO." I feel like it says something about how much I revisited his older works that I know this off the cuff.
It was from Robotnik Forgets to Install Antivirus Where Grounder says "Come to Daddy" and gets turned into a melodic tune ua-cam.com/video/HpPphY6r9Xk/v-deo.html at 0:19
Lyrics (Please feel free to correct any mistakes in the comments!) What'll it be? So Tailsey What'll it be? X2 (Tails thinking) What'll it be? So Tailsey What'll it be? (Tails) uhhhh lets see (Robotnik) Your very own time machine! (What'll it be?) Anything for you my son! You could have all of Mobius (What'll it be?) Its a three for none! What do you want?! What if I gave you four billion pounds of ham? A little thing here, a little there! I got it! What about that dam? Name your prize! The finest cake And your price is no object Robotnik Lake! And whats this? What did you find?! Tell me now before I change my mind! What'll it be? Hahahahaha! What'll it be? You're telling me! So, what'll it be? Yahahahaha! What wha what'll what'll it be? Im waaaaaaiting! What'll it be? Hahahahaha! What'll it be? World wide TV So, what'll it be? Yahahahaha! What wha what'll what'll it be? Im waaaaaaiting! what'll it be? So Tailsey What'll it be? X2 (Tails thinking) What'll it be? So Tailsey What'll it be? (Tails) uhhhh lets see (Robotnik) This wonderful oversized calculator! Tell me your choice! Its a simple task! You could have total domination of Mobius! All you have to do is ask What do you want?! A chilly dog? Perhaps 4000 too! How about this? This unsightly shapeless tub of goo! Just name your prize, anything! And your prize is no object Not that thing! Whats this? Lets see what you got! Show me now before I blow my tot! So, what'll it be? Hahahahaha! What'll it be? Even my laboratory? So, what'll it be? Yahahahaha! What wha what'll what'll it be? Im waaaaaaiting! What'll it be? Hahahahaha! What'll it be? Dont tell me! So, what'll it be? Yahahahaha! What wha what'll what'll it be? Im waaaaaaiting! What do you want? (What'll it be?) The finest cake! (What what'll it be?) Your very own time machine! (What'll it be?) For Grounder's sake! (What what'll it be?) Name your prize! (What'll it be?) Anything you desire! (What what'll it be?) When I say shoot (What'll it be?) You fire! (Tails) Huhhh? (Robotnik) Oh shoot! What'll it be? Hahahahaha! What'll it be? You're telling me! So, what'll it be? Yahahahaha! What wha what'll what'll it be? Im waaaaaaiting! What'll it be? Hahahahaha! What'll it be? World wide TV So, what'll it be? Yahahahaha! What wha what'll what'll it be? Im waaaaaaiting! What'll it be? Hahahahaha! What'll it be? Even my laboratory? So, what'll it be? Yahahahaha! What wha what'll what'll it be? Im waaaaaaiting! What'll it be? Hahahahaha! What'll it be? Dont tell me! So, what'll it be? Yahahahaha! What wha what'll what'll it be? Im waaaaaaiting! What'll it be? Tell me your choice you little brat! (Tails) I dont know! (Robotnik) Gahhh, alright. Thanks for another great YTPMV Vader :)
Dude, this is so good. I feel like iteachvader's brain has a separate processing section taking up 50% of the space and it's dedicated to knowing every single line in this show.
Okay, the music is great, the sentence mixing is as amazing as ever, but god damn it's the little details that really do it for me. The fact that you were able to so perfectly re-contextualize lip syncs from other episodes to fit Robotnik saying "what'll it be" was that little cherry on top. Great work as always, my guy!
It's a small thing but I'm a REALLY big fan of the "I'M WAAAITIIIING" being sung on the second beat of the measure at 3:21 instead of the third beat like in the rest of the song. it just adds a little bit of flavor that makes for a really pleasant conclusion imo
"What'dya want? A chilli dog? Perhaps four-thousand two? How about THIS?; this unsightly, shapeless tub of goo." My god, the sentence mixing is absolutely unreal, you continue to blow my mind with this.
I love how iteachvader can take one rediculus sounding line and make an absolute bop out of it. Also he'll probably never run out of material because rediculus sounding lines make up 90% of the shows audio
After listening this a hundred times, I've become convinced that this is song is about Robotnik becomes hopelessly addicted to competitive bee waddling. He spends most of the time encouraging and bribing the bee he is betting on, and some time on trying to make Tails make his bet for him for good luck. Waddle it bee, waddle it bee!
I see Robotnik is rocking the official copyright patented Team Robotnik uniform! The same one that Jessie, James and Meowth of Team Rocket so wrongfully stole and dared to copyright in their name! OBJECTION! I foresee a return to the courtroom with the inclusion of Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth, once again battling it out on behalf of their clients, Robtnik vs Team Rocket!
The fact that Tails' answer is "I don't know" shows that he wants for nothing - Robotnik has already provided everything Tails would possibly want. Such an amazing father.
ehhhh, spoiling children is usually a bad idea..
@@maximpikalev9538 but tails is smart so spoiling him is ok 👍
The perfect answer: "playing a game of ball with you, dad!"
also at 1:30 after being offered so so much by robotnik, tails says "a chili dog" (it's implied due to robotnik's tone and reaction, instead of robotnik offering him a chili dog), so it's not that he is confused/bewildered by the amount of choices, it's just that he doesn't want for much to begin with. He just wanted a chili dog.
Spoiler alert
This feels like one of those random musical things that cartoon channels like boomerang would randomly place in the middle of ad breaks
🎵Got a gorilla for sale, Magilla Gorilla for sale 🎵
Precious 2000s memories.
@@iteachvader YES THAT WAS EXACTLY THE SONG I WAS THINKING OF LOL
🎶Me and my friends get no respect. What does Scooby Doo that we neglect? We be putting all our does in check, but me and my friends get no respect.🎶
@@iteachvaderwow responding this late into the videos lifetime wow
Robotnik aggressively spoils his adopted son.
Is that Moe from the simpsons asking what will it be?
The tyranny of choice weighs heavily upon the poor little fox’s shoulders. At least he has the courage to confess.
I think this a direct follow-up to Where Are You Taking Me? Robotnik assumes he’s been neglecting Tails so he decides to give him a gift.
@@GatorOne-in7hk I hate that hedgehog
This is more like when you try to get your kid a gift, but he doesn't want anything.
This father-son story implies that Tails learned everything he knows about machinery from Robotnik, which is wonderful.
I like to think he learned it from Rotor..... *sigh* He's not canon anymore
@@1Hol1Tiger Neithe ris this version of Robotnik.
@@1Hol1Tiger He's canon to your choice of Sonic canon.
@@amesstarline5482 Exactly, what is canon, when you really think about it.
Implies, yes. But he learned it all from Sally. Or at least the fundamentals.
Robotnik is such a doting father. He's not a good parent, but he's trying.
Its working,
It's working,
His father scheme is working
@@nukiradio Oh boy, he's gonna make some lifelong bonds today. Its his greatest invention ever!
@@Weldedhodag love that child do as he says
@@Charlie-jq8zj I raise this child!
>.>
@@nukiradio DAMN IT, this awesome child
Tails just says "i dont know" and instead of getting angry Robotnik just says "alright..."
What a good father
Indeed
But he did start calling tails a brat
💖💖💖
@@hamzainium Well if you have to keep asking a question for over three minutes straight to get an answer, a person would probably call them a brat too.
@@hamzainium brathar 😎
"tell me now before i change my mind" sounded so good im still amazed you can sample voice lines this well
It sounds like an impatient dad. So yeah! Eggman
@@nukiradio you mean Robotnik.
Is that not Moe from the simpsons
???
That's not Dr. Wily?
@@Maelthorn1337 I think he just happened to sound like Moe on that line.
"What'll it be"
Moe asks that in that way, coincidence maybe.
After the last video where Tails begins to grow independent, Robotnik copes with fear of him growing up and attempts to spoil him in in hopes of keeping his son close
hi ted
Him saying "What'll it be?" is basically him saying "What'll it take for you to stay?"
Probably because he wants to go skydiving with his wicked son.
> Robotnik coping with empty nest by spoiling Tails.
> What'll it be? = What'll it take to get you to stay?
Notice Tails doesn't get a word in until the end of the song... After being pressured and coerced 18 different times with a few verbal jabs/threats thrown at him for good measure...
Lore
It's impressive that much of the internet loves taking this iteration of Eggman and making YTPMVs with him as the lead singer, particularly because I suspect most don't know the voice actor (Long John Baldry) was in the music business.
No, I didn't know and this is Funny AF
Might explain why these work so well. Most likely not, but still a possibility. Wasn't he American blues musician?
Elton John took his stage surname from him, and Baldry's blues bands were some of the first gigs for him and Rod Stewart.
@@SovietSam They were pretty much best friends.
@@GoldStorm07 Elton wrote a song in thanks to Baldry. Someone Saved My Life Tonight.
Robotnik: tell me your choice, you little brat.
Tails: I don’t know
Robotnik: *sigh* alright. *begins writing new song*
Robotnik: *sighs* *I'll write*
Robotnik’s the most generous man ever, and people should look up to him
You have to remember that apparently Tails is Robotnik’s son in this timeline. So, it’s natural for him to be generous to his son. Whether this generosity extends to others is unknown.
"Name your prize, the finest cake
And your price is no object, Robotnik Lake"
Why is that part so smooth
I also loved
"It's a simple task. You could have total domination of Mobius, all you have to do is ask"
“What is this? What did you find? Tell me now before I change my mind.”
This joke of tails being robotnik’s adopted son is the best running gag in YTP
I wonder where it all started
@@TheEepyMagi In the episode “Robotnik Sells a Car Battery” Robotnik was particularly affectionate towards Tails, and someone commented that Robotnik seemed like he wanted to adopt Tails because of it.
The next episode was “Robotnik Forges Adoption Papers” and the rest is history.
@@yoshtotoct thats the funniest way you couldve put it
what's interesting is that you actually choose clips that compliment the pitches of the harmony. obviously it's intentional, but I can't imagine how many clips you gotta comb through just to get those melodies out of everyone's voice
It's actually 100% coincidental. I mash shit together until it works.
@@iteachvader no one believes you ! It all goes together to well 😭
@@iteachvader oh, it has to come out of some strategy! You don't throw apples into the finest cake!
@@chasevaccaro8468 Yeah, apples are typically used to make pies instead! :P
Fun Fact: The "What'll it be" voiceline was used 93 times in this video. Yes, I counted so you wouldn't have to. Yes, I have no life, thanks for noticing.
@Risdon You absolute madman!
well, the sefies did start in '93
[citation needed]
we honour you for it o7
Thank you
God i love EVERYTHING about this. As per usual its just the feeling like it was edited as part of a TV spot or long bumper advertising it back in the day. Just Great work dude
“Only on Boomerang!”
@@N8-PT 🥺🥺🥺
Cartoon Network/Boomerang Groovies: What’ll It Be?
Boomerang Narrato Voice: Watch The Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog, only on Boomerang! It’s alllll coming back to you!
Where team neighbor five
I DEADASS THOUGHT THE SAME THING 🤩😃
@@N8-PT You, sir have just given me heavy nostalgic flashbacks...
I swear, any clip from the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon can be turned into an absolute banger by this guy
_Specifically,_ this is made ONLY of clips from *Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog.*
@@ExpressoTheCat that already has songs in it so maybe theyll be good
@@Awoken_YKW_Fan9001 sonic x ytpmv :flushed:
Read this as "Hostile Banger" first and still fully agreed with the statement
Ah yes, the three most wanted things every mastermind wants, and would make excellent and appropriate gifts for their son:
Time travel
World domination
*and four billion pounds of H A M*
Evil ham....
An evil mastermind could do a lot of damage with 4 billion pounds of ham.
@@lucianhartt3123 "Evil Ham" is a registered trademark of Eggman Industries.
and green eggs
Dont forget that dam
To this day the poor lad still doesn't know what he wants.
He still hasn't made up his mind
I love how consistent their characterization is through your videos. Robotnik cares a lot about Tails, but he is still very temperamental which leads him to come off as aggressive.
Robotnik is doing his best as an adoptive father for tails and sometimes feels insecure and needs to shower his son in gifts, but truly Tails knows that the love of his dear old dad is better than any object, even all of mobius.
Even an _ANOMOLOUS OBELISK_
Robotnik still showing he's still timeless in meme culture.
He going hard in his new mixtapes.
but only this old robotnik...
nobody cares about the new canon, we only care about ye olde dr ivo, lol
another marvellous banger from vader, absolutely scurrilous
Lolll, good beats from Vader and UwU-able moments from Tails
positively perilous
he's such a smart person!
(don't forget to bring a parachute)
@@aldar8240 And the money and the loot!
@@That_One_Xatu and the long fall boots
The forbidden Tails Is Robotnik's Son lore...
Nice to see YOU here in a blink of an eye, Squiggly... 😁
All the famous peeps are here
Ah yes, the tails, Robotnick son father series continues
Robotnik is the most relatable dad. This is exactly what trying to get your kid to pick food at a restaurant is like.
what about *four billion pounds of ham*
@@Nerx3239a little thing here
@@fortnite5205 a little there
@@avegee24tvI’ve got it!
Robotnik as a father is always so wholesome to see
So almost every week, a few friends and I choose a theme, make music playlists based on the theme, and vibe in Rythm together in Discord. And at the end of, like, every session, we play one of your Robotnik mixes. I figure you ought to know! They've become very special for us, so thank you so much for making more and more of these.
Masterful work as always.
It's true.
Its been 2 years i have to know if this is still true
@@fortnite5205 we listened to Getaway Submarine (Clean) just last night at the end of our session. We play games instead of making themed playlists now, but our Monday hangouts have remained a tradition! And iteachvader Robotnik mixes near the ends of the sessions are a tradition too haha
@@fortnite5205 It's been another year. We don't still make playlists, but we still conclude our Monday evening sessions with an iteachvader Eggman remix. Tonight's was "Win the Race." :)
I love the fact that a 5 second joke was expanded upon and thus we got this masterpiece. Keep up the great work iteachvader!
A calm Robotnik who's willing to bargain is more terrifying than an angry Robotnik.
[ROBOTNIK, _TAILS]_
What'll it be?
So, Tailsy...
What'll it be?
What'll it be?
What'll it be?
So, Tailsy...
What'll it be?
_Uh, let's see..._
Your very own time machine! (What'll it be?)
Anything for you, my son!
You could have all of Mobius! (What'll it be?)
It's a three for none!
What do you want?
What if I gave you four billion pounds of ham?
A little thing here, a little there!
I got it! What about that dam?
Name your price! (The finest cake!)
And your price is no object! (Robotnik Lake!)
And what's this? What did you find?
Tell me now before I change my mind!
What'll it be? (HAHAHAHAHA)
What'll it be? (You're telling me!)
So what'll it be? (YAHAHAHAHA)
Wh-Wh-What'll-What'll it be? (I'm WAIIIITIIIING!)
What'll it be? (HAHAHAHAHA)
What'll it be? (Worldwide TV?)
So what'll it be? (YAHAHAHAHA)
Wh-Wh-What'll-What'll it be? (I'm WAIIIITIIIING!)
What'll it be?
So, Tailsy...
What'll it be?
What'll it be?
What'll it be?
So, Tailsy...
What'll it be?
_Uh, let's see..._
This wonderful OVERSIZED CALCULATOR?
Tell me your choice, it's a simple task!
You could have total domination of Mobius
All you have to do is ask!
Whaddaya want? A chili dog?
Perhaps four thousand two?
How about this?
This unsightly shapeless tub of goo?
Just name your price! (Anything!)
And your price is no object! (NOT THAT WAY!)
What's this? Let's see what you've got!
Show me now before I blow my top!
So what'll it be? (HAHAHAHAHA)
What'll it be? (Even my laboratory!)
So what'll it be? (YAHAHAHAHA)
Wh-Wh-What'll-What'll it be? (I'm WAIIIITIIIING!)
What'll it be? (HAHAHAHAHA)
What'll it be? (Don't tell me!)
So what'll it be? (YAHAHAHAHA)
Wh-Wh-What'll-What'll it be? (I'm WAIIIITIIIING!)
What do you want!? (What'll it be?)
The finest cake? (What'll-What'll it be?)
Your very own time machine? (What'll it be?)
For Grounder's sake.. (What'll-What'll it be?)
Name your price! (What'll it be?)
Anything you desire.. (What'll-What'll it be?)
When I say shoot.. (What'll it be?)
You fire!
_Huh?_
Oh, shoot!
What'll it be? (HAHAHAHAHA)
What'll it be? (You're telling me!)
So what'll it be? (YAHAHAHAHA)
Wh-Wh-What'll-What'll it be? (I'm WAIIIITIIIING!)
What'll it be? (HAHAHAHAHA)
What'll it be? (Worldwide TV?)
So what'll it be? (YAHAHAHAHA)
Wh-Wh-What'll-What'll it be? (I'm WAIIIITIIIING!)
So what'll it be? (HAHAHAHAHA)
What'll it be? (Even my laboratory!)
So what'll it be? (YAHAHAHAHA)
Wh-Wh-What'll-What'll it be? (I'm WAIIIITIIIING!)
What'll it be? (HAHAHAHAHA)
What'll it be? (Don't tell me!)
So what'll it be? (YAHAHAHAHA)
Wh-Wh-What'll-What'll it be? (I'm WAIIIITIIIING!)
What'll it be?
Tell me your choice, you little brat.
_I don't know._
(sigh) Alright..
I'm WAAAAAIITIIIIIING... so smooth xD
I thought he said ‘for Grounder’s sake’ but I’ll take your word for it
@@brawlstar1748 nope don't take my word for anything, you're totally right lol. i just wrote what i heard into a youtube comment thank you for correcting me
I don't think he's saying "price" here. Always thought it's "prize" ("Name your prize! And your prize is no object!")
@@clonefighter1996 idk if i agree here. i havent heard anyone say 'name your prize' in my life, and then with the 'your pri_e is no object 'line, i think of the idiom 'money is no object', so price would make more sense because price is money. again though i didnt make it so i could be wrong
I love how he aggressively offers all of this stuff to Tails and at the end he’s just “Lol idk” and Robotnik just sighs in defeat after he sang a song and everything.
Even without music/editing, Robotnik's "What'll it be?" sounds groovy af.
The show's actual background music when he says "What'll it be?" really enhances this.
what'll it be (bwoaw)
So...when Robotnik was saying "What'll it be" all those years ago...it was all a preview for THIS?! (Maybe?) Amazing!
What a brilliant Pooper you are.
I was about to say, this just reminded me of that old bit.
"What a brilliant pooper you are"
Man, if I didn't know you were talking about YTPoop I would have been so confused as to what that was supposed to imply 😂
Which ytp is it and what timestamp?
@@bombs2848 “Robotnik Forgets to Install Antivirus” at 1:32.
This may be the first YTPMV he's done where he goes back to an older YTP of his.
Who would have imagined that Long John Baldry's musical career would be continued decades after his passing.
It ain't easy, but he found a way.
Wake up babe, new iteachvader track just dropped
En serio...
Un tráiler de Waluigi en Smash - OK
SilvaGunner - OK
Un YTPMV de Las Aventuras de Sonic el Erizo - ¿What'll It Be?
Cringe.
@@jadjason6053 TE ATREVES A INSULTAR AL LOCO DAMIÁN!!??!??!!?!
@@jadjason6053 ACASO INSULTASTE AL LOCO DAMIÁN??!?????
@@modymad1508 I meant Damian.
Your sentence mixing and sense of rhythm is wonderful. I love this.
I love your profile pic of Isabelle!!
This is so wholesome. A proud father just trying to give his son the best gift he can to show him his love. And in the end, when I would expect him to get mad at Tails for not choosing something, he doesn't. He just sighs and accepts that his son is just too young and innocent to make a decision and he has patience with him.
Edit: Very nice work V!
Tails's animation at 0:28 always delights me.
I know right
He looks delighted as well
a brilliant use of sentence-mixing, and a good beat. 10/10.
Global pork production is about 200 million pounds annually, and roughly 12% of that is ham. To fulfill Robotnik's offer of 4 billion pounds of ham, it would take about 160 years of completely dominating the ham industries of every country on Earth.
Why does Mobius produce so much ham, then, that Robotnik could acquire four billion pounds of it at once? Is the population that high? Do Mobians require way more calories than humans? Do they just really, really like ham?
You have to consider the size of the ham which robotnic possesses during the clip shown. You can see the ham is larger than Robotnik's entire torso. Mobius has likely produced a genetically engineered breed of pig which is much much larger. Furthermore, if Mobians do indeed just really, really like ham, then I would say it isn't a stretch to say that along with creating a genetically engineered giant pig, a much larger portion of pork production would be put into ham instead because of how highly valued it is as a food product.
@@briggasnax8575 Or, Robotnik has some sort of enlarger ray and he can use that on the evil ham.
Or a transmogrifier.
Robotnik's just dedicated enough that he'll fuilfill even the wildest offers to his beloved son.
Maybe robotnik just created ray that makes stuff big and that is why he has 4 billion pounds of ham.
There are few UA-camrs that can make me audibly scream *"YES!"* whenever they upload.
Needless to say, you're one of those youtubers... you foof.
Foof?
@@kristofertaft194 One of iteachvader's running gags. He loves to make Robotnik say "YOU FOOF!"
They won't make a foof out of me!
You know why I like AMVs like this? (Assuming that's what you'd call something like this). The almost complete lack of autotune and AI produced audio. You put in far more work into the lyrics than most others.
This is what's called a "YTPMV" "UA-cam Poop Music Video."
ill never get tired of the beautiful father/son relationship between tails and robotnik in ytps
@@williamfalls
"What should we do with these mice?"
"Take care of them!"
Robotnik out here really trying to be a good dad despite his past. Excellent character development as usual.
He's trying so hard to win custody over Tails.
Wow, Robotnik sure loves spoiling his son. He offered pretty much everything from cake to chili dogs to his laboratory to a time machine to even the entire planet.
Ohhhhhhh. Smooth
Hey! It’s Sockman!
Hey look, It’s Socko!
Fancy meeting you here J.
@@MikeHawk-bg5ss You know this guy?
@@Daddy-ue1du only from videos and streams. Only talked once
it's been weeks now and I still can't get this fucking song out of my head. why have you forsaken me?
Beats me!
Umm, let's see...
@@ianfinrir8724What’ll it (the reason) be?
"what'll it be?"
"the finest cake"
me too dude, me too
Honestly I would’ve taken the time machine or 4 billion pounds of ham.
I keep hearing "the finest cake" as "the finest kink".
@@Mandemon1990 Robotnik already has the finest cake
Tails, this is the finest cake _period._ No qualifiers necessary! Take it.
I only wish I could possess the sheer passion you have for this Dr. Robotnik
Someone make a new Bean Machine game with this stuff as the level BGM. Holy SHIT
What'll it *BEAN*
@@nukiradio I’M WAIIIITING
Robotnik being Tails' adoptive father and pampering him with all the luxuries he can provide is becoming my new favorite genre.
Was this the thing where you were like “I’m not going to finish that song... ok, so I’m lying,” or was that something else? I can’t remember.
I wanna say it was a different bit, but I’m not quite sure myself.
Was a different one. This was originally followed up with:
"DINNER! Buy me DINNER!"
"NO."
I feel like it says something about how much I revisited his older works that I know this off the cuff.
It was from Robotnik Forgets to Install Antivirus Where Grounder says "Come to Daddy" and gets turned into a melodic tune
ua-cam.com/video/HpPphY6r9Xk/v-deo.html at 0:19
@@BlazeHeartPanther 1:32 in that video is this song
ua-cam.com/video/HpPphY6r9Xk/v-deo.html
Get a girl who looks at you the way Tails looks at ham.
You guys remember that time robotnik dressed up as team rocket?
I miss the old days
The R is not for Team Rocket!
It is for Rrrrrrobotnik!
@@nukiradio no, it’s….
TEAM ROBOTNIK ROCKET
Lyrics (Please feel free to correct any mistakes in the comments!)
What'll it be?
So Tailsey
What'll it be? X2
(Tails thinking)
What'll it be?
So Tailsey
What'll it be?
(Tails) uhhhh lets see
(Robotnik) Your very own time machine!
(What'll it be?)
Anything for you my son!
You could have all of Mobius
(What'll it be?)
Its a three for none!
What do you want?!
What if I gave you four billion pounds of ham?
A little thing here, a little there!
I got it!
What about that dam?
Name your prize!
The finest cake
And your price is no object
Robotnik Lake!
And whats this?
What did you find?!
Tell me now before I change my mind!
What'll it be?
Hahahahaha!
What'll it be?
You're telling me!
So, what'll it be?
Yahahahaha!
What wha what'll what'll it be?
Im waaaaaaiting!
What'll it be?
Hahahahaha!
What'll it be?
World wide TV
So, what'll it be?
Yahahahaha!
What wha what'll what'll it be?
Im waaaaaaiting!
what'll it be?
So Tailsey
What'll it be? X2
(Tails thinking)
What'll it be?
So Tailsey
What'll it be?
(Tails) uhhhh lets see
(Robotnik) This wonderful oversized calculator!
Tell me your choice!
Its a simple task!
You could have total domination of Mobius!
All you have to do is ask
What do you want?!
A chilly dog?
Perhaps 4000 too!
How about this?
This unsightly shapeless tub of goo!
Just name your prize, anything!
And your prize is no object
Not that thing!
Whats this?
Lets see what you got!
Show me now before I blow my tot!
So, what'll it be?
Hahahahaha!
What'll it be?
Even my laboratory?
So, what'll it be?
Yahahahaha!
What wha what'll what'll it be?
Im waaaaaaiting!
What'll it be?
Hahahahaha!
What'll it be?
Dont tell me!
So, what'll it be?
Yahahahaha!
What wha what'll what'll it be?
Im waaaaaaiting!
What do you want?
(What'll it be?)
The finest cake!
(What what'll it be?)
Your very own time machine!
(What'll it be?)
For Grounder's sake!
(What what'll it be?)
Name your prize!
(What'll it be?)
Anything you desire!
(What what'll it be?)
When I say shoot
(What'll it be?)
You fire!
(Tails) Huhhh?
(Robotnik) Oh shoot!
What'll it be?
Hahahahaha!
What'll it be?
You're telling me!
So, what'll it be?
Yahahahaha!
What wha what'll what'll it be?
Im waaaaaaiting!
What'll it be?
Hahahahaha!
What'll it be?
World wide TV
So, what'll it be?
Yahahahaha!
What wha what'll what'll it be?
Im waaaaaaiting!
What'll it be?
Hahahahaha!
What'll it be?
Even my laboratory?
So, what'll it be?
Yahahahaha!
What wha what'll what'll it be?
Im waaaaaaiting!
What'll it be?
Hahahahaha!
What'll it be?
Dont tell me!
So, what'll it be?
Yahahahaha!
What wha what'll what'll it be?
Im waaaaaaiting!
What'll it be?
Tell me your choice you little brat!
(Tails) I dont know!
(Robotnik) Gahhh, alright.
Thanks for another great YTPMV Vader :)
Your comment needs more likes!
Just one miss from what I heard
" What if I *gave* you four billion pounds of ham."
@@Zand3r23 thank you!
Welcome 👍🏼@@separateskink8172
Tailsy*
Just a father willing to spoil his little fox child
The good ending of the dreamsmp
Just a (father) and his will to (spoil his child)
Dude, this is so good. I feel like iteachvader's brain has a separate processing section taking up 50% of the space and it's dedicated to knowing every single line in this show.
The Extremely elegant exciting escapades of eggman finally continues
Rrrrrrrrrobotnik you mean
Otherwise known as EEEEE
@@mahu6623 EEEEE Squad doesnt have the same ring to it
I'd like to imagine in this universe Robotnik sided with the resistance and now runs a happy Mobius with his adoptive son
2:06 That lip sync caught me off guard
It’s so good
1:00 That screen has better resolution than reality
I wish my dad was as generous to me as Dr.Robotnik is to his special little man.
Okay, the music is great, the sentence mixing is as amazing as ever, but god damn it's the little details that really do it for me. The fact that you were able to so perfectly re-contextualize lip syncs from other episodes to fit Robotnik saying "what'll it be" was that little cherry on top.
Great work as always, my guy!
I really like how you incorporate the sentience mixing into the melody.
It's a small thing but I'm a REALLY big fan of the "I'M WAAAITIIIING" being sung on the second beat of the measure at 3:21 instead of the third beat like in the rest of the song. it just adds a little bit of flavor that makes for a really pleasant conclusion imo
"What'dya want? A chilli dog? Perhaps four-thousand two?
How about THIS?; this unsightly, shapeless tub of goo."
My god, the sentence mixing is absolutely unreal, you continue to blow my mind with this.
THIS, beats today hip hop rapping soundtracks. Cause I was Jammin & Get N' down like it was 1994.
I've been obsessed with this one for weeks
So Tails... what'll it be? You never answered the question.
TAILS
YOU CANT LEAVE ME LIKE THIS
_WHATLL IT BE_
Tails can’t decide.
He doesn't know
Skydiving. Out of the window
@@masterfarr8265 It's positively perilous!
Four billion pounds of ham is an absolutely excessive amount of meat.
A comical amount of pig
dont ever feel pressured to pump things like this out.
just let inspiration do its thing.
and you will make a bop everytime
I've never "shipped" before, but the father-son relationship Robotnik and Tails have is the only ship I care about
I don't think that's what a ship is, but it's a wholesome bond regardless!
Some say that 3 years later he's still waiting for Tails's answer.
Almost there
I love what you do with AoSTH, You have a lot of talent!
The background ambience in the "What'll it be?" Actually sounds pretty good with the instrumental
always thought that little bit was groovy when I first heard it, so glad this is a whole thing now!
Robotnik: Tell me your choice, you little brat!
Tails: I don't know.
Robotnik: Alright, one _'I don't know'_ coming right up!
I have an announcement to make, this song is an absolute banger!
2:06 The way he Says "What'll it be?" Is my favorite Little detail. (And the laugh.) Thanks Iteachvader.
Another banger as per usual
Bang your KOK.
When you try to get your kid a gift, but he doesn't want anything.
Me every Christmas
Everytime I listen to iteachvader's music, I just feel like I'm being fed a good piece of lore.
To be honest, I would ask for a album of these songs on Spotify.
I love how the music videos have taken an approach of Robotnik being a father with Skydiving, Where Are You Taking Me?, and this. Props to You!
Over a year later and it's still one of the catchiest songs I've ever heard, ytpmv or otherwise.
I love how iteachvader can take one rediculus sounding line and make an absolute bop out of it.
Also he'll probably never run out of material because rediculus sounding lines make up 90% of the shows audio
Long John Baldy singing unwittingly from beyond the grave
i enjoy that his FIRST PROPOSITION is 4 billion pounds of ham.
Sounds like a shop soundtrack to a really wacky and bizarre 90s PC game.
The rhymes in this one are impressively on point given the variety on offer.
This is unironically better than most Disney original songs these days.
“Tell me your choice, you little brat.”
“A ytpmv of the speech you just did.”
“(sighs) Alright…”
Holy shit he made a full version I couldn’t ever get the original out of my head
Damn, this a bop
That 69 likes tho
After listening this a hundred times, I've become convinced that this is song is about Robotnik becomes hopelessly addicted to competitive bee waddling. He spends most of the time encouraging and bribing the bee he is betting on, and some time on trying to make Tails make his bet for him for good luck.
Waddle it bee,
waddle it bee!
I love tails being eggmans son
That was part of the lore in the comics
@@nukiradio lemme guess.. Archie?
I see Robotnik is rocking the official copyright patented Team Robotnik uniform! The same one that Jessie, James and Meowth of Team Rocket so wrongfully stole and dared to copyright in their name! OBJECTION! I foresee a return to the courtroom with the inclusion of Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth, once again battling it out on behalf of their clients, Robtnik vs Team Rocket!