YANDERE SIM'S NEW SECRET RIVAL "SELENE" | Yandere Simulator

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  • @preston9054
    @preston9054 5 років тому +2039

    The protagonist is super gay- *gRAY-*

  • @sapphire26
    @sapphire26 5 років тому +524

    Selene2005: We need to kil- get rid of all evil people!
    Ayano: **sweats**

  • @GooseDuckTurkey
    @GooseDuckTurkey 5 років тому +610

    On the yancord a thing it says enjoy on phones and tablets but aren't you on a computer

    • @hayley7207
      @hayley7207 5 років тому +12

      YANCORD. is actually something called discord,. which means you can play on anything

    • @vixen3671
      @vixen3671 5 років тому +5

      anime lover 123
      Yancord simulatin

    • @skydog0_038
      @skydog0_038 5 років тому +4

      yancord is the new ripoff XD

    • @nxmida2928
      @nxmida2928 5 років тому +4

      @@hayley7207 yea i have Discord
      *Now I need YANCORD*

    • @hellointernet4467
      @hellointernet4467 5 років тому

      @@nxmida2928 No.

  • @sweetietea1215
    @sweetietea1215 5 років тому +321

    What happened to
    HOW TO CATCH A CHEATER with YANDERE-CHAN WITY EYE PATCH
    i really liked that series

    • @notbigshot7662
      @notbigshot7662 5 років тому +6

      Same

    • @strawberri26
      @strawberri26 5 років тому +7

      I agree, and poor yandere chan with eye patch

    • @vristrogen
      @vristrogen 5 років тому +7

      also i love it because the eyepatch is a chunibyo reference, and as you can tell by my pfp, i like chunibyo~

    • @vristrogen
      @vristrogen 5 років тому +7

      _ TheFałłenDałek it’s already halfway there
      yee

    • @axinitewolf
      @axinitewolf 5 років тому +6

      Gacha Girl
      I think bijuu said why he hasn’t been making them in a video but I don’t remember what he said. I think it had something to do with “It takes too much time.”

  • @tinyinnit669
    @tinyinnit669 5 років тому +367

    Bijuu:
    *Talking*
    *Forgets the UA-cam demonetization*
    *Remembers*
    SERIALblank.
    Edit: Thank you so much for this many likes! I’ve never gotten this many ^-^

    • @raviedavieu
      @raviedavieu 4 роки тому

      20:06 'the same guy who committed..the baAd thiing?' lol😂

  • @biancaunihorse1236
    @biancaunihorse1236 5 років тому +487

    "The protagonist is gay "gray"!"~Bijuu Mike
    May 15 2019

    • @jayj0793
      @jayj0793 5 років тому +1

      This is why you only got five likes,no one cares!

    • @jayj0793
      @jayj0793 5 років тому +1

      Oh and you copied someone

    • @biancaunihorse1236
      @biancaunihorse1236 5 років тому +6

      @@jayj0793 I didn't see the comment till I finished the episode I just commented as soon as I heard him say those words so yah I'm sorry if you thought I copied someone

    • @jayj0793
      @jayj0793 5 років тому +5

      @@biancaunihorse1236 sry for assuming

    • @alliedevries9426
      @alliedevries9426 5 років тому +9

      for once a peaceful argument on UA-cam for that ill give it a like

  • @vohnyvohny5971
    @vohnyvohny5971 5 років тому +437

    Moonlight Warrior Selene sounds like knock off Sailor Moon

    • @hadiehades2230
      @hadiehades2230 5 років тому +7

      Agreed

    • @cinnitwo2519
      @cinnitwo2519 5 років тому +25

      And the theme song is really bad like this **Bad *Voice** AND SHES THE ONE NAMED MOONLIGHT WARRIOR SELENE! *AHM*

    • @justsomeokami8867
      @justsomeokami8867 5 років тому +5

      WolfiePlayz 0_0 Hey Hey! Don’t mock the classics! Jk it’s your opinion idk

    • @tezco4875
      @tezco4875 5 років тому +2

      Tats exactly what I said

    • @StarRose108
      @StarRose108 5 років тому +18

      I mean, her name was Serena in the English dub. Selene, Serena.

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 5 років тому +956

    A rival?
    Artists: _draws Selene and Yandere kissing_

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe 5 років тому +30

      *and you thought ships couldn’t happen here*

    • @bativity
      @bativity 5 років тому +8

      I see you everywhere now oml

    • @millie8133
      @millie8133 5 років тому +7

      WAIT I SAW YOU SOMEWHERE ELSE HMMMMMM

    • @notbigshot7662
      @notbigshot7662 5 років тому +1

      XD

    • @rexbii9685
      @rexbii9685 5 років тому +6

      @@can0cringe a lot of ships thrive here

  • @vristrogen
    @vristrogen 5 років тому +553

    she seriously sounds like kira
    all of her reasoning is the same
    i’ll take a potato chip-
    AND EAT IT
    edit: did i actually get 400 likes
    wow
    thanks so much

    • @blosssom35
      @blosssom35 5 років тому +6

      And EAT IT

    • @katitherat
      @katitherat 5 років тому +4

      And EAT IT

    • @hodek333
      @hodek333 5 років тому +3

      unrelated, but is your pfp rikka takanashi(?)? also a g r e e d

    • @vristrogen
      @vristrogen 5 років тому +2

      leavi you are a man of culture i see
      and yes it’s rikka

    • @Rektien
      @Rektien 5 років тому +2

      You're EvIL!!! (read with Jay's voice)

  • @hyper_kenzz
    @hyper_kenzz 5 років тому +74

    Selene really buckled into that explanation of that game

  • @anabelle164
    @anabelle164 5 років тому +32

    14:07 I don't know if Yan-dev was just trying to make up the 33% stat or if he took it from real life. That stat is true in the US but it's not adults as a whole it's 33% of African-American adults and for all adults it's less than 10%. As for rehabilitation it is true that in the US about 2/3 of prisoners go back but that's not there fault it's the system. No other western country has stats like ours. The United States prisons are about money not rehabilitation and also most of our prisoners are in jail because of the war on drugs. Japan has a very low violent crime rate, one of the lowest, and a great Western country to look at for how to do a prison system right is Germany. That is because after WW2 they completely reevaluated their constitution and now have a system were everyone is treated like a person and does get a second chance. I'd go into more but this comment is already way to long.

  • @terreliv
    @terreliv 5 років тому +39

    12:50 YOU SAID THE K WORD
    *UA-cam Kira writes name in Demonetization Note*

  • @annarobinson5598
    @annarobinson5598 5 років тому +90

    Your hair looks nice today, that's all I wanted to say.

  • @danniedandan9442
    @danniedandan9442 5 років тому +260

    Ohhh it's bijuu Mike owo
    No green hair (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

  • @noahplaysidv
    @noahplaysidv 5 років тому +302

    *yAndErE tIps aNd trIcks ??*
    Bijuu: for all you yandere Simulator gamers
    Me: crap

    • @zachtheiceboi543
      @zachtheiceboi543 5 років тому +5

      Broski same

    • @itzyaboi4297
      @itzyaboi4297 5 років тому +3

      @Natallia Gachas you do realize you can press on the button with the three dots and then press edit to fix your mistakes riiiiiiiiiiiiiight??????

    • @sitahaniyarti3119
      @sitahaniyarti3119 5 років тому +3

      yoshi rider123 That only works when your writing it on your own mistakes not on another comment mistake! Try to do it yourself if you dont believe me

    • @itzyaboi4297
      @itzyaboi4297 5 років тому

      @Natallia Gachas oh sorry, I thought you were the same person cause of your profile pic. I'm sorry, lol.

  • @waylontgg2377
    @waylontgg2377 5 років тому +69

    7:30
    Me: *instantly thinks of james Charles*
    Me: so james is not the bad guy
    Bijuu mike: nope. He BaD GuY

    • @hodek333
      @hodek333 5 років тому +2

      lmao he i s kinda the bad guy

    • @naomi-gu1gh
      @naomi-gu1gh 5 років тому +7

      He's the bad guy...
      *Duh!*

  • @pbmultiverse543
    @pbmultiverse543 5 років тому +65

    The secret rival?
    Finally!
    (Unless you are clickbaiting me)

  • @dorgham4799
    @dorgham4799 5 років тому +99

    What’s yandere simulator
    I only know John perry simulator
    Edit:thx for the likes and comments

    • @clay9361
      @clay9361 5 років тому

      i only know John deer simulator

    • @astxrix1276
      @astxrix1276 5 років тому

      Man berry simulator

    • @vristrogen
      @vristrogen 5 років тому +9

      canned fairy simulator

    • @beeisverycool
      @beeisverycool 5 років тому

      Bam scary simulator

    • @كلشيبالعالم-ح8س
      @كلشيبالعالم-ح8س 5 років тому +2

      Twanned lwarry swimulator i dont know what a simulator is i only know a swimulator😂😂😂

  • @navyblues6661
    @navyblues6661 5 років тому +175

    I think Selene2005 is the mysterious obstacle that YandereDev is talking about.
    What do you think?

    • @evecheetah894
      @evecheetah894 5 років тому +23

      I think it’s Megami hiding behind a different persona

    • @atrociousraspberry1091
      @atrociousraspberry1091 5 років тому +42

      I don't think so. YandereDev did explicitly say that Selene2005 "doesn't actually have an effect on Yandere Sim's gameplay or story", so he/she is probably not a secret obstacle or rival.

    • @sauvie2756
      @sauvie2756 5 років тому +20

      Thats a good theory, but yandere dev said that this will take action (or something) after the yandere sim story

    • @orangutan_fisherman
      @orangutan_fisherman 5 років тому +9

      I thought something like that but Yandere Dev said that this will have no effect on the actual game

    • @zyntale
      @zyntale 5 років тому +10

      M. Nourishad I thought about it at first but YandereDev states that it will have no impact on the story, only AFTER the story. And not to mention, he also said there will be 50 of this things, 5 per week, and there are 10 rivals, 10 weeks. 5x10 = 50 (Though at least that’s what I think what he meant by 50 of these things). And the mysterious obstacle will be there since the first week with Osana. But I guess even then it could still be it. But not when YanDev states it won’t have story effect.

  • @taye.4849
    @taye.4849 5 років тому +70

    What if Selene is one of the students of Akademi high? 🤔 Nemesis? The mysterious obstacle? Or maybe... Megami?

  • @jenneric03
    @jenneric03 5 років тому +61

    Can we just give Bijuu a huge round of applause and a gigantic hug for almost being at 2mil

  • @howdiditevercometothis
    @howdiditevercometothis 5 років тому +52

    Mike I have a few theories:
    First of all: *Manga is back!* How or why, idk!
    But second of all, I sent you via twitter (handel- Infinnix) about a week ago a screenshot. it might not be accurate, but it's about a certain "obstacle." Now I feel like the certain "obstacle" might have to do with Selene. Go to 5:13 of Yandere Dev's video from about a year ago "Making Osana Reject a Love Confession" and you'll see my theories.
    And if you go back a few builds or maybe the current build is there a way to summon the Osana red carpet, like the time portal or camera heads in the past? Since it has Osana I know it's probably a unreleased no-bug build but might as well ask.
    *Also feel free to tell me if I'm super late to realize it but all the panties match a rival.*

    • @wilt3131
      @wilt3131 5 років тому +1

      Yan dev said that Selene has nothing to do at Yan sim's story except if the game is over

  • @bluesleeper8677
    @bluesleeper8677 5 років тому +17

    Hmm... what a thought provoking conversation....

  • @SophiHan02
    @SophiHan02 5 років тому +10

    This was legitimately so interesting. Since we have pretty shallow characters in the game still what with the story still being on hold the conversations with “Selene” was the most interesting thing we’ve gotten in a while, besides some bits of backstory.

  • @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer
    @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer 5 років тому +32

    0:40
    Me: *whispering* I'm kinda mad, sad shicking in back forth

    • @wicksyboy2
      @wicksyboy2 5 років тому +1

      Love that song

    • @_BCKT
      @_BCKT 5 років тому +1

      These hacksaws slacksaws kicking in back forth

    • @_BCKT
      @_BCKT 5 років тому +1

      These awful stupid chicken debackles

    • @wicksyboy2
      @wicksyboy2 5 років тому +1

      All these chickens (making me mad) UH

    • @xxkitsune_kidxx1788
      @xxkitsune_kidxx1788 5 років тому +1

      wicksyboy2 I’m looking at these people, hatin’ discrete and evil

  • @gacha_gurl0782
    @gacha_gurl0782 5 років тому +61

    Woah! Micheal’s growing a beard? I’d love to see that tbh.😬💚

  • @feirlyn
    @feirlyn 5 років тому +12

    5:03 *Crimson Gay*

  • @playerone993
    @playerone993 5 років тому +97

    Yaa another yandere bijuu mike vid thing
    I can't type.....

    • @FealinYummy
      @FealinYummy 5 років тому +2

      Good for you *pat pat*

    • @playerone993
      @playerone993 5 років тому +2

      Ye......

    • @iwannadeletemychannel8363
      @iwannadeletemychannel8363 5 років тому

      Oof rip

    • @rece9151
      @rece9151 5 років тому +4

      You can’t type, Bijuu can’t speak, put two and two together and you get the ultimate person that just cant communicate

  • @kryptobass4730
    @kryptobass4730 5 років тому +16

    Hey bijuu mike, I just wanna say thanks for the videos. I love the funny things you put in it and it makes me laugh So loud, and not really too many things do that on UA-cam, your content is really good and funny and I love watching your videos.
    Just wanna let you know that I love your channel

  • @miuiruma6581
    @miuiruma6581 5 років тому +13

    Hmmm
    If you kill someone, will Selene say something about it?

  • @henioamarles2393
    @henioamarles2393 5 років тому +6

    I feel like Selene would somehow become a future obstacle. Like she’ll start attending Akademi, know that Ayano is a serial killer, and want to stop her because of her want to end “evil”. Maybe..she is the replacement of Rival from Mission Mode. Selene will be her replacement as a newer character with more detail, and so we know the sole purpose of why Nemesis wants to kill us and how she came to be someone who felt so strongly about justice.

  • @dezzy_potatoz1106
    @dezzy_potatoz1106 5 років тому +28

    Bijuu:Dont take anime to seriously
    Me;*has deathnotes and does cosplays of every single anime on earth*
    OOPS

    • @angelmendez-rivera351
      @angelmendez-rivera351 5 років тому +1

      Little_ Potatowolf That's not the same as taking anime too seriously.

  • @elij4h229
    @elij4h229 5 років тому +5

    Wait..
    Ships... Life note...?
    ..!
    Selene talking about the Ship of Thesues = Boat Girl!
    She talked about life note too... She talks about Easter eggs!?
    Like this so Bijuu Mike sees this theory!

  • @tinyinnit669
    @tinyinnit669 5 років тому +11

    Yandere-Chan: SSS...SENPAI...HELP ME!
    Senpai: Hold on let me--did you just say Senpai? What the heck--
    Yandere-Chan: OH NO!
    *HEARTBROKEN*

  • @heademptysimpingonly4806
    @heademptysimpingonly4806 5 років тому +5

    18:24
    It is false that all cells in our body are replaced every few years. Some cells do and some don't. For example, a cell (eg. skin cell, blood cell) dies and it's nuclei is divided into two with the same DNA into two different cells, this process is called mitosis. However, some cells (eg. brain, organ) do not die (of natural causes) and are not replaced because they are _post-mitotic_ - they do not undergo mitosis, as to why we retain our memories. So to say, if today you touched someone's hand, in the next couple weeks your hand would have no memory of it, but your brain does. If all our cells are replaced, we would be able to live longer, but we would still eventually die because cells are made of DNA and as a cell divides, Telomeres that protects the DNA becomes shorter and the DNA becomes more damaged, leading to a cell unable to replenish by copying itself.

  • @itsluckyfox6498
    @itsluckyfox6498 5 років тому +11

    The person Ayano was talking to was literally Thanos

    • @Andreas-hh6vy
      @Andreas-hh6vy 3 роки тому

      No. Thanos has killed half of the universe, criminals or not. She was definitely talking to Kira.

  • @A-Dino-Named-Mennany
    @A-Dino-Named-Mennany 4 роки тому +2

    13:38 I agree with their statement that prison doesn't solve anything, but I feel like people don't really tend to consider therapy. Also, I had a thought:
    Imagine if someone made a matrix to put criminals into (specifically dangerous criminals, not just anyone who committed any crime), that served as a sort of purgatory. It would be basically like the real world, they'd have almost their normal lives, only they went to therapy and were given the opportunity to change. Those who actually changed and showed that they were no longer dangerous could be put back into the real world, and those who didn't show change would just stay in the matrix. That concept probably has a lot of issues and plot holes, but idk, maybe it could make a neat story?

  • @jaylahslife006
    @jaylahslife006 5 років тому +6

    Bijuu Mike :Yandere simulator
    UA-cam captions :Young Debris

  • @hannahnear1881
    @hannahnear1881 5 років тому +10

    Yeah, I casually talk about genocide on my Discord server.
    ...
    Who dosent?

  • @tzxyuaesthetics9338
    @tzxyuaesthetics9338 5 років тому +10

    What if Selene is actually Senpai?

  • @cielbunnie
    @cielbunnie 5 років тому +12

    Okay, at first I thought it was gonna be Sailor Moon. Then it was Tales of Vesperia and Life/Death Note. Then it was mostly Death/Life Note

    • @anaweber617
      @anaweber617 5 років тому

      I thought sailor moon and deathnote too

    • @anaweber617
      @anaweber617 5 років тому

      Also what is lifenote I've heard of deathnote not lifenote

    • @if4597
      @if4597 5 років тому +4

      @@anaweber617 life note is the yandere sim knock off of death note. Its one of the anime Yandere Dev added

    • @Andreas-hh6vy
      @Andreas-hh6vy 3 роки тому

      @@if4597 Even if it's not a direct copy. The protagonist is not even close to being as smart as light. She also doesn't seem to have a real plan and acts rather rashly. She also doesn't seem to be sure if she's doing the right thing.

  • @vristrogen
    @vristrogen 5 років тому +45

    B R U H what if selene is nemesis-chan
    and she discovered yandere-chan is a murderer

    • @LadyJuse
      @LadyJuse 5 років тому +2

      oooh~

    • @hodek333
      @hodek333 5 років тому

      wait w o a h

    • @sweatpantsstrawberries8981
      @sweatpantsstrawberries8981 5 років тому

      🤯

    • @vristrogen
      @vristrogen 5 років тому +3

      Artsy Chungus i believe mission mode doesn’t apply to the story though, and it might be chronologically after the main story

    • @vristrogen
      @vristrogen 5 років тому

      Artsy Chungus i don’t know, it might have something to do with selene saying that a reformed criminal is still a criminal

  • @carinachainey3064
    @carinachainey3064 5 років тому +2

    There’s this thing, that your personality starts to develop at the *age* *of* *7* , and is set in stone at the *age* *of* *15*
    I find it interesting, because when you’re 7, you are basically a new person and your personality is just starting to develop. And at the age of 15, you are ALSO a new person, but you’re personality is going to be like that forever.
    It’s a pretty interesting concept, but if you’ve read this I hope that you found it *fAsCiNaTiNg* and have a lovely day 💖

  • @setsuruu_
    @setsuruu_ 5 років тому +3

    Bijuu: Don't take anime too seriously.
    Me: *hides Death Note merch*

  • @jasminehillman1583
    @jasminehillman1583 5 років тому +1

    that person brought up an interesting point. when they spoke of the murder with amnesia it reminded me of an episode of criminal minds a man murders many people, and as they were pursuing him he fell from a building and was in a coma. when he woke up he remembered nothing. as the episode continues it brings up the same point, if he no longer remembers, should he still be punished? the episode ends with him remembering what he had done, he led the FBI to the place where he buried some of the other people he murder and confessed. even tho he didnt remembered the urge to hurt and kill pushed its way back into his mind and he went back to his old self. this is a really interesting topic to talk about,and its cool it got brought up in this game!

  • @Billy_plush69
    @Billy_plush69 5 років тому +10

    The protagonist is Super GAY
    Me: Yaaaay

  • @Hellokitty002
    @Hellokitty002 5 років тому +1

    I’m up at 12:00 P.M eating a bunch of snacks and drinking soda watching yandere Chan vids like this. Best Saturday ever.

  • @ivntr
    @ivntr 5 років тому +3

    Moonlight Warrior is probably about YanChan's Mom

  • @Hellokitty002
    @Hellokitty002 5 років тому +1

    4:53 Oh Bijju, you don’t even know yet...

  • @Artistrighthere
    @Artistrighthere 5 років тому +11

    How's it going with clarence
    Edit:thx for liking my comment

  • @eviecallaghan3722
    @eviecallaghan3722 5 років тому +2

    I just realised something!
    The game Seleme or whatever he's called on yancord was talking about a game which was from 1989. Wasn't Yandere Chan's mum at akademi high school then and wasn't she a killer? Seleme talks about a girl who is Gray and a serial killer so what if the protagonist of that game is yandere Chan's mum?! 😁

  • @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer
    @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer 5 років тому +39

    Bijuu mike: this channel if for all the E.P.I.P yandere simulator gamers
    Me: *not a epic yandere simulator gamer*
    Bijuu mike: BE GONE *THOT!!*

    • @razorbladeez
      @razorbladeez 5 років тому

      YOU DONT HAVE THE HECK PASS m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2434640909907427&id=100000846266769&set=a.1711088818929310 he is soooo cute :3

    • @fenrirtheentelexeia
      @fenrirtheentelexeia 5 років тому

      I think that your avatar is Makoto Naegi every time I glance over it in the comments when I see your comments and when I get a closer look, it’s not.

    • @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer
      @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer 5 років тому

      @FenrirTheEntelxeia if your talking about my avatar? Then no it's not makoto naegi it's actually fan art of me made by Y.a.m.s

  • @potatod6085
    @potatod6085 5 років тому +1

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Bijju Mike: Yandere chan

  • @HanaNoAme_
    @HanaNoAme_ 5 років тому +7

    I hear that Steins;Gate OST in the background :3

  • @ratiocitopia
    @ratiocitopia 5 років тому +2

    Selene’s topics are quite intriguing; seems fun to talk to

  • @BakaStryx
    @BakaStryx 5 років тому +22

    i thought the rival to yandere simulator
    *_would be tsundere simulator_*

    • @why7928
      @why7928 5 років тому +1

      Lol ikr

    • @sayori6125
      @sayori6125 5 років тому +3

      I WANT A TSUNDERE

    • @readmydescifyouwant650
      @readmydescifyouwant650 5 років тому

      @@sayori6125 Natsuki.

    • @emmasart9546
      @emmasart9546 5 років тому

      @@sayori6125 you're best girl!!!

    • @why7928
      @why7928 5 років тому

      @@sayori6125 Why did I laugh so hard when I read this.

  • @aSceene
    @aSceene 5 років тому +3

    0:41
    Beat Your Bike: *SOMETHING ELSE...*
    Me: YT... SomeThingElseYT...
    -ha look at me,- -i will do and will succeed-

  • @celisaoz5653
    @celisaoz5653 5 років тому +8

    No views but 300 likes
    UA-cam I think we need to talk right now
    Me: Have you been drinking recently...?
    YT: wh-WHAT?!?! N-no I haven’t
    Me: well it looks like your lying 😾👿😡

  • @graciemcintyre2617
    @graciemcintyre2617 5 років тому +1

    Interesting thing bijuu, in countries where the prison systems have been reformed to focus on rehabilitation have had great success. Norway in particular has the lowest reincarceration rate in the world as well as one of the lowest crime rates. The American prison system literally traumatizes people. Whether or not they did something awful, traumatizing them literally only makes the whole situation worse. I like that this opens up such a hot topic.

  • @duckette3855
    @duckette3855 5 років тому +10

    *PLOT TWIST* SENPAI IS SELENE2005

  • @wrightcember3879
    @wrightcember3879 5 років тому +2

    "Everyone uses Discord!"
    "...not any of ma friends...."

  • @alliedevries9426
    @alliedevries9426 5 років тому +4

    yasssssssss queen finally the BOREDOM has ended MY SCIENCE HOMEWORK CAN'T HURT ME ANYMORE!
    THANK YOU LORD

    • @jquinn8324
      @jquinn8324 5 років тому

      Allison the llama why the hell you got homework when it’s almost summer 🤔😑😰😓

    • @alliedevries9426
      @alliedevries9426 5 років тому

      @@jquinn8324 EXACTLY. But i have finals coming up so i have to do huge review packets which are kinda easy but boring .

    • @zachtheiceboi543
      @zachtheiceboi543 5 років тому

      Same... but as a mother gosh heck middle school
      Sorry for the profanity

    • @alliedevries9426
      @alliedevries9426 5 років тому

      @@zachtheiceboi543 excuse me sir i dont like the heck word
      dont say the heck word its a bad word .....my Christian mincraft server dosnt except that hecking kind of hecking language
      also im a fellow middle schooler salutations

  • @natalielusk2908
    @natalielusk2908 5 років тому +1

    I just want to have a conversation with selene.
    imagine, we could go on talking about the meaning of life for hours.
    that sounds amazing

  • @SobaTac
    @SobaTac 5 років тому +14

    me: sees notification
    also me: BIJUU MAN UPLOADED, WHOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @_BCKT
      @_BCKT 5 років тому

      Beat-your-bike is back talking on Yancord on Tom and Jerry simulator!

  • @lila_u
    @lila_u 5 років тому +1

    About your body being replaced with new cells every 7 years. Your cells have to make new cells in order for you to even still exist. In mitosis the copy cell is the exact same as the parent cell (except for gametes I think). So even if every cell in your body was replaced, the cells would still be exactly that same.

  • @xxamilovexx7235
    @xxamilovexx7235 5 років тому +4

    He was a highlighter and now.......he is a pencil

  • @innakolesnikova1423
    @innakolesnikova1423 5 років тому +1

    This episode is deep.
    I'm only 10.5 years old, and this got me thinking ALOT.
    A mass genoside won't get rid of evil. Evil is endless, and there is no way to truly rid the world of it. It will always exist, no matter how many people you kill.
    Well, anyways, great video!

  • @hannahnear1881
    @hannahnear1881 5 років тому +4

    Am I the only person who saw "Warrior" in the thumbnail and instantly screeched about Warrior Cats?
    No?
    Just Me?
    ...
    //crawls back into the sewers//

    • @morb13
      @morb13 5 років тому +1

      I did the same thing tbh.....
      THUNDERCLAN 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!

    • @hannahnear1881
      @hannahnear1881 5 років тому +1

      @@morb13 //screams from the sewers//
      THUNDERCLANNNNNN

    • @anonymoustopsecret5995
      @anonymoustopsecret5995 5 років тому +1

      Go back into the sewers Pennywise!

    • @hannahnear1881
      @hannahnear1881 5 років тому

      @@anonymoustopsecret5995 *Hiss!*

  • @carinachainey3064
    @carinachainey3064 5 років тому +1

    OMG CONSPIRACY:
    What is the person Ayano’s talking to is Senpai? Think about it:
    • if he sees someone with a mask, he rips it off because he hates “evil”
    • he’s always reading - what’s he reading about? Maybe how to make the world a better place? Or maybe about what he discussed with Ayano?
    • His name - he obviously loves the show, so maybe (if this person IS Senpai), then maybe he would watch it with Hanako (lmao forgot how to spell it) and he got really into it?? I’m not sure
    If there are any other points that you may have (if you’ve actually read this), then reply plz! I’d like to have an interesting discussion about this coz I’m bored ahahha

  • @natalie_spina8956
    @natalie_spina8956 5 років тому +12

    I missed you so much I love you Bijuu 💚💚💚💚 Have a scrub-mazing day

  • @scaro5050
    @scaro5050 5 років тому +1

    Guidance Counselor: “This type of behavior is unacceptable and will run our school’s reputation to the ground. Explain yourself.”
    Yandere-Chan: *Blames Yanderies tips and tricks*

  • @autoxdYT
    @autoxdYT 5 років тому +3

    Hey Bijuu! I made some fan art for you and i really wish i could show you i don't know how. love your game plays!

  • @majesticsylveon2754
    @majesticsylveon2754 5 років тому +1

    Maybe Selene is senpai? He IS a justice fighter after all, since he makes sure to pull off your mask when you kill someone. I mean, I wouldn't think he would want criminals to die, but maybe so.

  • @nightmare5022
    @nightmare5022 5 років тому +5

    I mean if she was born in 2003 that’d make ayano 16 so to makes sense to me since she’s in highschool

    • @zachtheiceboi543
      @zachtheiceboi543 5 років тому

      But it's cannon that she is 17 during the span of the game

    • @nightmare5022
      @nightmare5022 5 років тому +1

      Zach Theiceboi well in Eastern Asia they measure age differently from us, in the West we say that when you’re born you’re 0 years old, over there they say when you’re born, you are 1 years old, so to us she’s 16 but in Japan she’s considered 17

    • @bakatako-san3299
      @bakatako-san3299 5 років тому +1

      So Selene is 14 and has a MAJOR 8th grader syndrome, lol

  • @justyouraveragemutantblood2185
    @justyouraveragemutantblood2185 5 років тому

    13:00 actually rehabilitation has been shown time and time again to be surprising helpful, if done right. The problem rises that jails are horrible places that force people to actually become worse to survive. People change. no one wakes up one day, with no past mental illness or issues, and thinks “I’m going to commit mass murder” that’s just not how the world works.
    Just wanted to say that, loved the video as always. Keep up the good work :)

  • @naty-yy6wd
    @naty-yy6wd 5 років тому +4

    iM hErE I LOVE YANDERE SIMULATOR ,-Doki -Doki literature club And love live

  • @muffinkitty6904
    @muffinkitty6904 5 років тому +1

    Is that a goatee I see growing a appond our Bijuu Mike's faces?!?!

  • @thebrokencookie7085
    @thebrokencookie7085 5 років тому +5

    *Gasp* Yandere tips?! I'm here
    Edit: Oh my Irene thanks for the heart!!! :D
    Edit part 2: Wait could Selene2005 be a love rival?

  • @deathshadowxox6776
    @deathshadowxox6776 5 років тому +1

    “Protagonist is super Gay”
    -Bijju Mike 2019

  • @navyblues6661
    @navyblues6661 5 років тому +6

    QUICKLY! Watch this video before UA-cam demonizes it!

  • @arctheskeleton2153
    @arctheskeleton2153 5 років тому

    1 memories are electronic pulses through the brain. at least I think they are. and 2 Bijuu is so calm in his vids but his text posts he is ranting. he is so dynamic with his emotions and is not afraid to show how he really feels unlike "SOME" youtubers

  • @Bloody_Polly
    @Bloody_Polly 5 років тому +3

    *STOP SAYING YANDERE.*
    **YOU’RE A JANJERRY!*
    *Also they’re some changes in the game too.*

  • @dragonkfg
    @dragonkfg 5 років тому +2

    Great video Mike!

  • @radiatedsauce5632
    @radiatedsauce5632 5 років тому +3

    I like the invsible headpones wait I for got it's the green screen and the green in it. lololololo we can basically create green headphones get a green screen and they will be invisble . AKA (o_o) Welcome to the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUTUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MariaMouraYoutuber
    @MariaMouraYoutuber 5 років тому +1

    Yandere Theory:
    This update kinda proves it.
    Yan-Chan birthday is on 1st April. Her user name says "2003" wich probably means her birth year. The game is taking place in 2020. Unless this changes in the future, Yan-Chan is 17 years, BUT! At the beginning of the game, it says every character is older than 18. That's a legal advice. So for now Yan-Chan's birthday is on:
    01/04/2003.

  • @Sillylucii
    @Sillylucii 5 років тому +3

    I miss his green hair
    Who else? 🤧😢

  • @izzyrose9455
    @izzyrose9455 5 років тому +1

    here's a moral question for you
    Your house gets robbed by a random man you've never met before. This man ends up killing your family and you're the only one who lives. A week later you find the man tied up on railroad tracks like in the old west. you see a train coming but there is a lever you can pull to switch the trains direction. If you pull the lever the mans goes free and doesn't get punished for his crime. Or you can let him get ran over by the train and you walk away. What do you do?

  • @aestheticgalaxy2074
    @aestheticgalaxy2074 5 років тому +6

    1 dislike already?! Your haters turn on notifications

  • @ClickerCouture
    @ClickerCouture 5 років тому

    Thanks Bijuu! I usually check you channel and see if there’s an update because you always get to it so fast

  • @gedment855
    @gedment855 5 років тому +4

    20:39 I just noticed that selene says: ¨I...the murderer¨ so does that mean she killed someone 7 years ago?

  • @AmazingRoni
    @AmazingRoni 5 років тому +1

    Moonlit Warrior Selene.
    Sailor Moon.
    MOONlit for one,
    Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon is the full name, Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon. Guardian=Warrior.
    Selene is the name of one of the characters, I think Usagi’s mom.

  • @SyndicatedOcto
    @SyndicatedOcto 5 років тому +4

    First

  • @karkatstepdad7103
    @karkatstepdad7103 5 років тому +1

    “I am surrounded by all kinds of young debris related material” 0:07

  • @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer
    @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer 5 років тому +4

    *Ten seconds to the video and I see this*
    No views
    68 likes
    And 9 comments

  • @ato7472
    @ato7472 5 років тому +2

    Bijuu mike: the protagonist is super gay, gray!
    Me: HMMMMM?????????????

  • @sophiasyritsyna7245
    @sophiasyritsyna7245 5 років тому +1

    "I hate it when people send 50 messages before you even get to read them"
    Top Bijuu quotes of the 21st century

  • @aSceene
    @aSceene 5 років тому +1

    5:03 "The protagonist is super gay- gRAY!"
    Me: **trying to hold in laughter**

  • @quillquail
    @quillquail 5 років тому +1

    My old friend brought a death note to school and she wrote that our teacher would die of a heart attack.
    The funny thing is he didn’t come to school the next day. (He’s fine though don’t worry lol)

  • @guyk768
    @guyk768 5 років тому +1

    21:06 This reminds me of the 1936 movie The Man Who Lived Twice where killer becomes a famous doctor after a brain surgeon alters his face and mind from plastic surgery.

  • @thatweirdocosplay442
    @thatweirdocosplay442 5 років тому

    Around 21:37 that part sounds like when Light forfeited the ownership of the notebook and didn’t remember he was Kira then regained ownership and remembered.