ALSO ME: is scared when the door at the end of the hall is open when I just closed it Mom: “I don’t know if someone’s in there so I opened it” ALSO ALSO ME: *is still scared*
My mom “why are you up? how often do you stay up late to sneak food?” My dad “I told you to go to bed.” My sister “shhh, don’t worry, I’ve done this before. midnight cravings, I get it. by the way, avoid the third stair, it’s really creaky.” My dog “whine whine whine whine whiiiiine” My snake “mlem, mlEm mlEm mlEM, MLeM, tss.”
i hope this is an important video... i stopped watching memes for this edit: thanks for the heart bijuu mike! Edit #2: thanks for almost 150 likes i've never got this many likes before!
I HAVE A QUESTION!!! can you blame someone from the student council for a murder? If you can then try to blame all of them for a murder? (pls read this ;-;)
this myth might have been busted already but if you spill water on a teacher, what clothes will they change into? will they change into a student outfit or just into the same outfit as before?
11:10 *did nobody else notice that the teacher's chair was summoned along with her?*
5 років тому+13
The answer is yes, I tried it last Friday on my teacher and it worked pretty well, one piece of advice, use at least half a gallon of gasoline, just in case.
@@yokaiwtch NOT MULTIPLE OF THEM ALMOST WORDED IN THE SAME WAY ALMOST A DAY AFTER? I LIKE BIJJU MORE BUT IT WAS JUST SOMETHING I WAS POINTING OUT *sorry about the Caps but I do not feel like retyping*
Yeah and Darkdiamomds was just pointing out that in Jays video, he did the same "can the teachers catch on fire/gasoline" myth, and the boxcutter one so i think Darkdiamonds was just pointing out how oddly similar the videos are even though Jay posted his first. Just trying to clear the air here no need to get angry sis ter . hope we can all get along :)
I actually think boys being taller in this game is a good idea, considering the fact that boys are usually taller than girls in real life. It just gives the game a little more realistic feature.
If you're still doing these, I have one for you! Lure a student up to the rooftop by putting a note in their locker. just wait for them to leave again, thinking it was a prank. While they're going down the stairs, it will still say the 'push' button! Press it and this is what happened to me: The pushing off the roof animations are the same, but she GOES THROUGH THE FLOOR SOMEHOW and leaves a pool of blood on the floor! If the police arrive, they will say that they were pushed off the roof but their body is nowhere to be seen! (P.S, I don't know if this will happen all the time because it happened to me twice)
Change your profile pic to you with green hair, keep the green background, just with your hair the new color, it kinda peeves me Pls no hate, I love Mike more than anyone here, just asking if he can do something.
Senpai: Your footsteps scared me.
Me: paranoid much.
ALSO ME: is scared when the door at the end of the hall is open when I just closed it
Mom: “I don’t know if someone’s in there so I opened it”
ALSO ALSO ME: *is still scared*
Mei Sasakura probably air
@34556r3edc ngfgh 6b4/#3223e3d
me, but also me: *cannot sleep unless I am hugging something and have music playing and a small bit of life and my cat has to be in the room*
oW()
Yandere Simulator TWO DAYS IN A ROW?! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!
It’s a Fanta sea
Sp00py Spider It's a Miracle Whip!
*Juan Jerry Simulator
WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY!?
r/madlads
*"I T H I N K S H E 'S D E A D"*
Ask her if she's dead or not to confirm. If she says she's dead, then you can be sure
Ya...me to
. .
O
Flower Iris 😳
Nah she’s good oh btw ignore the blood on my clothes and the bloody knife in my hand :3
1; Get Pepper Sprayed
2; Before you get on the ground, type “ShipGirl” into the system
3; yOu sHalL lIvE oN ;3
Wat
Wait what
Wha-
@@troygill2744 o
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i tried this it don’t work-
nice headphones you got there. would be a shame if something were to... make them invisible
WebbedIsland the green screen did it blame him!!!!!!
bill hu
I don’t know boss.. the cuffs won’t fit!
@@bill983 r/whoosh
@@Retrodox what does r/whoosh mean?
@@celestialvanilla It means the joke went over their head. If you still don't understand go on Reddit and look up r/whoosh.
Students scared by your footsteps?
Blame the deliquents?
@@nopejustlazy7006 *he is speaking the language of the gods*
@@VibeyViberson _agree_
If there’s no games,
ThEn WhAt ArE yOu PlAyInG?
0_0
Can I use you for my hotdog?
You have 111 likes
But Im gonna ruin it by liking this comment
@@st4ry.n1ght57 I found pikachu and sans
Jonah Trujillo nah mate I’m from COSTCO
The taking off mask thing was in one of Yan Devs older videos. It was something that was going to be implemented eventually, not now.
Invisible headphones...
Wait, that's illegal!
wat
It’s green
Green screen
R/WHOOSH!?
Firefox Julien it’s a joke-
UA-cam: one speck of that red juice and your video gets demonitized.
TheDragon Lord casually throws ketchup bottle
So true!
Haha
Ack ItsRaining lol
:O t-tomato j-juice is g-gone
if you frame someone while insane, will the police arrest the framed student and you?
The last murder in the video showcases that the fingerprints person gets arrested and you get out with your insanity.
Zad'kaane III yeah, but if you’re fully insane, I’m pretty sure that they’ll link you to the crime and figure out what you’ve done
I don't think they arrest two people though. I never saw a scene where the police arrests two people at once.
GoOd QuEsTiOn
ik when u r insane and i think not tho
"WOW, were playing Yandere Simulator 2 days in a row"
ARMY
@@f4b160 ARMY
@Lɪsᴀ BTS owns my soul Howdy :)
ARMYYYYYY
9:17
Its not a jerry can.
*I T S A Y A N - J E R R Y C A N *
XD
*I T S A Y A N - J E R R Y C A N*
Bijuu Mike: Yandere Myths
Captions: Young jerry myths
iz young jerry
thats why you should not trust yt captions!
That's why I put them on XD
Captions be like
“Bijuu mike: Hello guys back with some yandere simulator!”
“Captions: hi guys back with some jejis sumulautor”
Ffghvj
YoUr FOOtSTeps scared me: me when someone catches me eating in the night
Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
world record relateable comment
My moms like what ya doen?!
My dads like .....
“I was stress eating mom!”
My mom “why are you up? how often do you stay up late to sneak food?”
My dad “I told you to go to bed.”
My sister “shhh, don’t worry, I’ve done this before. midnight cravings, I get it. by the way, avoid the third stair, it’s really creaky.”
My dog “whine whine whine whine whiiiiine”
My snake “mlem, mlEm mlEm mlEM, MLeM, tss.”
i hope this is an important video... i stopped watching memes for this
edit: thanks for the heart bijuu mike!
Edit #2: thanks for almost 150 likes i've never got this many likes before!
Kc Kinlo SAMMMEEEEE BROOOOOOOOOOOO
I stopped doing nothing for this... hours after it was uploaded
*YoUr fOoTsTePs ScArEd Me*
The Nani and the meh have me cancer
Averie Michelle Is that an insult? *Le tears*
😂
Hi
Ur picture is killua
Police: STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW
Ayano: (southurn accent) what in tarnation
title: "can we set a teacher on fire?"
youtube: "yeah this is totally fine!"
mijuu bike: *says "bathroom"*
youtube: "DEMONITIZED!"
I know
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
Who
Bijuu Mike ..
you reached 75 likes i gave you the like the got you to 75 likes
Bijuu mike: He's dripping!
David's mom: *W H A T*
6:07 when you get pushed so hard your puberty reverses
THIS NEEDS WAY MORE LIKES
Piano Jaz I wish it did :(
Enzo G [SirZaiah] i was your 100th like😁
I came here as soon as I seen the notification
I dare u to play in the oldest build u can get who agrees
Thanks for all the likes this is as many likes I have ever had the so much
I agree
No
ye
Yessss
When Bijuu has green hair: 'a salad'
When he has pink hair: 'beet root in salad for some reason'
Brown hair?: 'no'
@⋆ ˚｡୨୧ mitsuki LMFAO
Is anyone noticing that some of the people that Bijuu chose are just copying comments that were on Kubz scouts video?
That's what i was thinking.
Exactly
No
Duh.
ya
Who doesn’t like a little strawberry milk on a nice sunday
I mean it's better than broccoli
MEH
I mean i like it
Emo violet Pratt omg 😂😂
Whata hack?!?!?!
Lol at 4:09 a pink screen flashed across and it just has the word creen on it
MinK 81 I paused it just at the right moment and it is so weird I think it is another part of a word
Loading screen? Green screen? Pink screen?
@@rowdri what????
It’s at 4:11 for me, I had to change the play speed.
@@EBob-kx1yg That Word Is Screen
I HAVE A QUESTION!!!
can you blame someone from the student council for a murder? If you can then try to blame all of them for a murder?
(pls read this ;-;)
They don't pick the box cutter
Ok
Kubz Scouts, I have a my-
Oh wait...
*n e v e r m i n d . . .*
Meep
[̲̅O][̲̅k]
"I don't want Osana to die so I have to help her. Though, I don't know why am I patting the floor. . ."
Hmmm i think I’ve heard something like this *cough*kub*cough*scouts
Jessica Alexander lol yeah
You didn't
Yeah
@@watermelonwatermelon7159 and what makes you think that?
Yeah. And I think that's also the exact same comment. Idk. I'm talking about setting teachers on fire.
Great video Kubz S-
oh wait
nvm
lmao ;)
I thought Jay busted the myths I’m a bit sad.
Omfg lmaoo
the footsteps scared him? Guess he isn't into footfetish c:
Edit: Can this comment get more likes then I have subs?
I am though c:
@@jonassagak5873 *law and order noises*
can you please make more yandere
pls make more
Boss Gamer it was a joke..
6:08 when he screams, hes such a little girl LOL
12:33 actually I won’t apologise for it because it’s literally not my fault
**two seconds later**
I’m sorry that I feel like-
Fourth works! ^_^
Anyways, gotta go Karen took the kids.
Lolz i am also jungshooketh
Nghhh frikin' Karen. How could she cheat on miJJu biKe AND bOrinGnZsiDe
Mia Arts gurlllllll you drunk??!????!??
Jikook Got no jams || -insert cristali tik too music-
Mia Arts -_- .-.
Yay Yandere simulator 2 day in a row
Gacha cupcake And into cupcakes ikr it's a miracle XD
LET YANDERE CHAN DO HER GARDENING
Wolfie Pixelz! YANDERE CHAN HAS TO GARDEN
No
ilikemelonpls1 eggroll (I won’t suggest saying no to yandere chan if I were you..)
Bijuu mike: we are playing yandere simulator 2 days in a row
me: oOh TWo DayS WoW iM shOokEtH
"Senpi has no tears left to cry" OMG I LOVE THAT SONG
Edit:i just saw this video......im late
Hey bijuu u make awesome vids keep it up :D
youtuber fan what about..... Gacha Mike
@@Dia_xo I haven't heard of that person who is he?
@@Dia_xo xD
crystal winter 😂
When you notice half of these myths were also in Jay’s video XD
FIRST ON STRAWBERRY MAN🤣🤣🤣
1:39 Guess you can say she got... FIRED!
Yeah, I'll go now-
Play the oldest build u can find!!!
inspiration from Sheila Bowdon its her comment originally
iM aLrEaDy TrAc...
YaNdErE
Go to 2018 ..
5:04 “He’s just dead inside and broken.”
**sighs in yandere** same ;-;
**Reads Title**
_Life would be so much easier if you could do that._
*_wait what huh dont arrest me_*
-also fbi open up at --1:04-
Me
*FBI OPEN UP*
“No games at all”
*plays game*
👏👏👏
"i know you guys are at the edges of you're seats."
i'm sitting on a door mat..
And I'm on my bed
Yeah I'm on my bed on my tablet a l w a y s
im in the floor with my iPhone and my snake
You are the best and you are so funny 😂
19:00
Bijuu Mike: "...like the S word isn't a thing!"
My sister: 😳
Meh: O-O No no no, he means suicide (don't come after me for this UA-cam).
I told my friend anything is possible if you believe in yourself. She then said that nothing is possible. I gave her a hug to make her feel better.
That's very wholesome : )
* NoT CopYinG JaY frOm the kuBz scouts*
I just thought that lol
Jay already tried all these myths
Why did you edit it
@@watermelonwatermelon7159 I made a mistake in spelling
@Uniquely Sam know one is hating he sometimes say that
He is not
"He has 400 likes" when he has 493 likes lol
for the one when you tried speaking to the people on the roof top, try friending them first
One like= One more day for biju
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!????????
@Annemarie Miller Wtf?
What do you mean? To live?
Bijuu has been hearting a lot more comments lately 🤔
@Gabrielle Showoff much
When you killed him and the delinquents was around when was evil the one in the purple
I'm just guessing you are saying something about the purple guy from fnaf , because 3 words. killed. evil. and purple.
2:34 missed opportunity to say "Loki LIAR"
*now kids just because pinku Mike did it doesn't mean you can do it-*
(Bijuu senpai notice me ;-;)
Jay had tried to set a teacher on fire and couldn't do it. Now we know who is the superior yandere chan.
....I think she’s dead!
this myth might have been busted already but if you spill water on a teacher, what clothes will they change into? will they change into a student outfit or just into the same outfit as before?
11:10
*did nobody else notice that the teacher's chair was summoned along with her?*
The answer is yes, I tried it last Friday on my teacher and it worked pretty well, one piece of advice, use at least half a gallon of gasoline, just in case.
Vítor Carvalho ON YOU'RE REAL TEACHER WHAT
Nu
@@justrickastleyvomiting7871 Yup, I don't see anything out of the ordinary. Everyone does it.
What brand of gasoline did you use? Also, do you HAVE to use gasoline? I'm pretty sure my teacher has this exotic perfume that's pretty flmable...
@@justrickastleyvomiting7871 *your
~Sorry I had to~
Just got home from shopping... time to be antisocial until I run out of Nutella again
Depresion Lass I’m eating pancakes and Nutella 👌
When I hear someone stalking me: your footsteps scared me!
11:43 "...I want to thank the ground under my feet. I wouldn't stand here today without him."
"We're playing on dairy simulator."
I was watching DanTDM when you posted this...
*_ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED_*
Wow 2 videos while I'm awake??? That's good😂
I was watching a different bijuu mike video.. But.. It's YANDERE TIME!!
Captions: ON DAIRY SIMULATOR
Me: WHAT THE FU-
6:44 OUR PINK HIGHLIGHTER IS SO ADORABLE AAAGGGGHHHH
I'm not trying to be a douchebag or something but these are literally all kub scouts mysteries
Yup
@@yokaiwtch NOT MULTIPLE OF THEM ALMOST WORDED IN THE SAME WAY ALMOST A DAY AFTER? I LIKE BIJJU MORE BUT IT WAS JUST SOMETHING I WAS POINTING OUT *sorry about the Caps but I do not feel like retyping*
Yeah and Darkdiamomds was just pointing out that in Jays video, he did the same "can the teachers catch on fire/gasoline" myth, and the boxcutter one so i think Darkdiamonds was just pointing out how oddly similar the videos are even though Jay posted his first. Just trying to clear the air here no need to get angry sis ter . hope we can all get along :)
No
At this point it just seems like Bijuu's copying Jay imo
Can you try to kill as many people as possible without getting caught then try framing someone for all the murders??
“Can you set a teacher on fire”
Ohhh kayyyyy
11:48 you better thank yawns every deaf
Bijuu they got these questions from Kubz Scouts video like the teacher on fire and boxcutter blaming 😐
Boxcutter blaming is a new feature.
Mike is one, making the concepts more family friendly, and two, people suggest the same things to both of them.
🖕📴
1:23 I think we are just shorter not that they are taller- biju mike 2019
Kubz scouts did it but it never work
Wait a minute is the pink highlighter running out NOOOOOO
WHYYYYY?!?!?!?
"Thanks Loid Lover, where did you get your info"
Is yandere dev himself credible source, bijuu?
Rcrrt gr Vici dolls Regional Gina Lola Sinaloa
15:53
Guy: AcHjagEtJj * dies *
Mike: Okay you stop-
Lol the "s" word xD
Ps: for the people who dont know what it is its suicide
"I FEEL NO PAIN"
hmmmmmmmm...
I actually think boys being taller in this game is a good idea, considering the fact that boys are usually taller than girls in real life. It just gives the game a little more realistic feature.
most guys I know are like four feet tall 😐
@@chaoscreature and?
@@chaoscreature probably because you're young
4:52 “wow… we did just completely break senpia! *…I have a knife!* “
😂😂😂
If you're still doing these, I have one for you!
Lure a student up to the rooftop by putting a note in their locker. just wait for them to leave again, thinking it was a prank. While they're going down the stairs, it will still say the 'push' button! Press it and this is what happened to me:
The pushing off the roof animations are the same, but she GOES THROUGH THE FLOOR SOMEHOW and leaves a pool of blood on the floor! If the police arrive, they will say that they were pushed off the roof but their body is nowhere to be seen!
(P.S, I don't know if this will happen all the time because it happened to me twice)
“HES DRIPPPING!!!!!”
Did anybody else notice that kyuji konagawa screamed like a girl when he fell?😂🤨😂like if you did
Change your profile pic to you with green hair, keep the green background, just with your hair the new color, it kinda peeves me
Pls no hate, I love Mike more than anyone here, just asking if he can do something.
3:51
*What a beautiful backround you have there bijuu mike*
"All the boys are so big in this build."
Me: that's what she said
I'm sorry I'll see myself out-
Well well a good 70% of this video is mike failing at life
and a good 90% of my life is me failing at life-
The first one didn’t work because your in an older version
The myths are from kubz scouts
BIJUU MIKE IS DA BEST UA-camR EVER IN DA WHOLE *ENTIRE* WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:26 It is true tho... I've seen other ppl do it