Why Worshipping Chaos is better for Imperial Citizens Warhammer 40K

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  • @armandobortoluso7302
    @armandobortoluso7302 5 років тому +1597

    "Yes, inquisitor, this video here."

  • @officialmasqq_594
    @officialmasqq_594 5 років тому +2301

    *Demonitized for breaching the UA-cam Heresy Guidelines*

  • @freeross371
    @freeross371 4 роки тому +729

    "Why worshipping chaos is better..."
    *Inquisition, open up!*

    • @notgray88
      @notgray88 4 роки тому +17

      "Why do I hear drop pods falling in my back yard?"

    • @icyskelly204
      @icyskelly204 4 роки тому +1

      Hello their hertic

    • @khaimk4r4su
      @khaimk4r4su 3 роки тому

      Will the just punch the door and walls or fire away the bolters? Asking for a non-heretical friend of course

    • @theimperiumofman3714
      @theimperiumofman3714 3 роки тому +1

      @@icyskelly204 "hertic"
      When inquisition goes derp

    • @icyskelly204
      @icyskelly204 3 роки тому +1

      The Imperium of man thanks friend now get the heavy flamer

  • @taylormoore5098
    @taylormoore5098 5 років тому +702

    5 reasons to turn to Chaos:
    1) you're upset over life
    2) you read a book
    3) you got in a fight with someone
    4) you caught a cold
    5) you got laid

    • @Boringspy
      @Boringspy 5 років тому +21

      Taylor Moore HERECY

    • @bane6162
      @bane6162 5 років тому +67

      Taylor Moore 6) you've been reported to the inquisition for smiling at someone.

    • @odinlindeberg4624
      @odinlindeberg4624 5 років тому +3

      @@thanielh
      The rampant dumb decisions make so much sense now!

    • @thanielh
      @thanielh 5 років тому +2

      @@odinlindeberg4624i was referencing archaon the ever chosen who basically read a book and decided fuck it I'm with chaos now

    • @jeffmusyoka1876
      @jeffmusyoka1876 5 років тому +3

      You get laid you belong to Slaneesh

  • @Crazeddude1000
    @Crazeddude1000 7 років тому +2973

    *slams head on exterminatus button*

    • @biocaster777
      @biocaster777 7 років тому +109

      I suggest you to play dupstep while doing so repeatedly.

    • @captainkarrian7892
      @captainkarrian7892 7 років тому +35

      Crazeddude1000 i get this reference

    • @Ghradri
      @Ghradri 7 років тому +109

      Crazeddude1000 Did i hear JOINING CHAOS ??? oh-huuuuu~ ! SMASH IT !!!!!!!

    • @yosefyonin6824
      @yosefyonin6824 7 років тому +92

      FUCKIN' HERETIIIIICS

    • @younghobo6740
      @younghobo6740 7 років тому +24

      before the exterminatus get launched,i have joined the Tau Empire

  • @APC227
    @APC227 6 років тому +1206

    SO. MUCH. HERESY.

  • @alexwolf2845
    @alexwolf2845 5 років тому +778

    Brothers.
    Get the flamers.
    The heavy flamers.

    • @Dethnoah
      @Dethnoah 5 років тому +14

      The Russian badger?

    • @adamhuntington2686
      @adamhuntington2686 5 років тому +32

      I’m gonna need a heavy Bolter for this heresy.

    • @alexwolf2845
      @alexwolf2845 5 років тому +8

      @@Dethnoah yessirrr

    • @alexwolf2845
      @alexwolf2845 5 років тому +7

      @@adamhuntington2686 THE HERESY

    • @eugeneoliveros5814
      @eugeneoliveros5814 5 років тому +12

      Guys I know a guy,
      HANZ, GET ZE FLAMMENWERFERS
      GET ALL ZE FLAMMENWERFERS

  • @Trufflemonk
    @Trufflemonk 4 роки тому +480

    Imperium:
    * exploit his workers to death *
    Also Imperium:
    - WHY TF THEY JOIN CULTISTS?!

    • @thepissedoffcombinesoldier7853
      @thepissedoffcombinesoldier7853 3 роки тому +20

      HERESY HERESY HERESY HERESY HERESY HERESY

    • @defaultthedude
      @defaultthedude 3 роки тому +7

      DoN’t LeT YoUr CrEaMs Be DrEaMs!

    • @oddtomato1049
      @oddtomato1049 2 роки тому +2

      @@defaultthedude Creams?

    • @vothbetilia4862
      @vothbetilia4862 2 роки тому

      Either die for humanity or become an actual abomination.

    • @oddtomato1049
      @oddtomato1049 2 роки тому

      @@vothbetilia4862 You may not like it, but that's what peak human performance looks like.

  • @bstewart41520
    @bstewart41520 7 років тому +1122

    First the Tau Heresy then this? Heresy Heresy everywhere.

    • @matty9699
      @matty9699 7 років тому +45

      Brydon Stewart WE MUST COMMENCE EXTERMANTUS BEFORE THIS HERESY SPREAD!!

    • @axaldusteliora2956
      @axaldusteliora2956 7 років тому +21

      Brydon Stewart HERETIC BROTHERS WE NEED A EXTERMINATUS

    • @kalebgonzales4009
      @kalebgonzales4009 7 років тому +27

      But... dont you want khorne flakes with your milk? Its got vitamins and rituals. :D

    • @generaljimmies3429
      @generaljimmies3429 7 років тому +3

      Oh please we all know the God-Brat is a demon himself

    • @Bombardier017
      @Bombardier017 7 років тому +7

      General Jimmies The difference between Angels and Demons largely depends on where one is standing at the time.

  • @Awesomeduud
    @Awesomeduud 6 років тому +176

    “I murdered thousands for the Emperor and he gave me nothing except his damning silence. Now his lapdogs yap for every life I take, while the gods promise me the galaxy”
    -Svane Vulfbad

  • @diogoteixeira4950
    @diogoteixeira4950 4 роки тому +321

    "Emperor wasn't there when i needed him, Nurgle was." That was a line Of a Chaos Marine in a Camp of Dark Heresy i played with my friends... I always keep This line on my head.

    • @randomargument972
      @randomargument972 4 роки тому +26

      Like mafia is there to lend you money when your family isn't there.
      But you won't be the one benefiting.

    • @tomekkruk6147
      @tomekkruk6147 4 роки тому +8

      @@randomargument972 Depends how you use the money.

    • @icyskelly204
      @icyskelly204 4 роки тому +4

      Yay other children of nurgle how you doing

    • @requiemlul3140
      @requiemlul3140 3 роки тому +2

      griffith did nothing wrong
      And he genuinely loves them too, Papa Nurgle best.

    • @sirp7394
      @sirp7394 3 роки тому +1

      @griffith did nothing wrong well, you will look ugly

  • @remi5642
    @remi5642 6 років тому +420

    I sense Heresy. We need to send Inquisitors to clear this filth *Emperor Protects*

    • @grex951
      @grex951 5 років тому +8

      Khorne will crush the golden throne between his iron clad fingers. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

    • @monsterhunternathanultimat4114
      @monsterhunternathanultimat4114 5 років тому +7

      @@grex951 Skulls for the Skull Throne!!!!

    • @amandag.6186
      @amandag.6186 5 років тому +7

      @@monsterhunternathanultimat4114 MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!

    • @camdero3294
      @camdero3294 5 років тому

      Amanda G. As a black Templar I find this. Rather humorous. For a human

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 4 роки тому

      Yep, he sure does protect those people who just happened to be on the wrong planet when the Inquisition burns it all down.

  • @nathanoconnor421
    @nathanoconnor421 7 років тому +407

    I fear OneMindSyndicate is succumbing to the temptations of the Ruinous Powers.

    • @mr.outlaw231
      @mr.outlaw231 7 років тому +12

      And what's wrong with that?

    • @leomartinez9764
      @leomartinez9764 7 років тому +20

      Nathan O'Connor Good. The emperor and his lackeys offer nothing.

    • @egekarakus31
      @egekarakus31 7 років тому

      Nathan O'Connor what power you say ?

    • @egekarakus31
      @egekarakus31 7 років тому

      Laladria Sondris well sex with an male god well no thanks.. (but if you want to kill something you can do it dont forget to give its skull to me)

    • @nathanoconnor421
      @nathanoconnor421 7 років тому +20

      HERETICS, HERETICS EVERYWHERE!!!
      How could you all have fallen so far from The Emperor's Light 😢. :)

  • @jrace4179
    @jrace4179 7 років тому +460

    I expected loads of heresy and exterminatus comments looking down and was not disappointed.

    • @TheWarmachine375
      @TheWarmachine375 6 років тому +14

      They're everywhere lol. So many triggered Imperium fanboys.

    • @mausolus8466
      @mausolus8466 5 років тому +4

      Imperial arogance. Imperial arogance never changes

    • @imperialguardsman521
      @imperialguardsman521 5 років тому +2

      Does it look like I want to be a slave/pawn to Chaos? You will never be a master of Chaos only its pawn and tool.

    • @lautaroalday7225
      @lautaroalday7225 5 років тому

      @@imperialguardsman521 Dont try to argue whit the chaos puppets

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 4 роки тому +3

      @@imperialguardsman521 Yes, yes, of course, only when we are chained by callous human nobles and Administrators are we FREE. This is why Chaos will never run out of converts.

  • @thatguy5476
    @thatguy5476 5 років тому +120

    Horus: Hey Emperor Can I ask you something?
    Emperor: Yes my beloved son tell me
    Horus: I think we should give 2 days off, health insurance and better sevices to our citizens.
    Emperor: HERESY

  • @mj9483
    @mj9483 6 років тому +141

    Chaos god: "Hey there"
    Me an imperial citizen: "shut up and take me soul!"

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 4 роки тому +8

      Are you trying to start a cult?

    • @vagabond4576
      @vagabond4576 3 роки тому

      Take me soul? What are you a pirate?

    • @Erfierazgzb0ss4u
      @Erfierazgzb0ss4u 3 роки тому +1

      @@vagabond4576 Can't a man have a bit of butt piracy?
      Oh, noe.
      It looks like i slipped.

  • @Eli_The_Grey
    @Eli_The_Grey 7 років тому +216

    Did I just hear "joining chaos"! UH OH!

    • @daniel7767
      @daniel7767 7 років тому +24

      Eli Balar smash it!

    • @mrtopo8335
      @mrtopo8335 7 років тому +8

      Bannerlord Hype Train Arbitrator, DO SOMETHING!!!!
      Attention Heretic... *Burned like a heretic*

    • @markthematey9873
      @markthematey9873 6 років тому +4

      Foook you I’m joining CHAOS!

    • @ErSatrio
      @ErSatrio 6 років тому +1

      Eli Balar *knock knock* "sir, this is your local non-inquisitors neighbor, open the door please"

    • @Tomha
      @Tomha 5 років тому +1

      Fucking Heretiiics!

  • @alexanderthegreat6109
    @alexanderthegreat6109 7 років тому +970

    *BRING FORTH MY EXTERMINATUS*

    • @Kingneo0053
      @Kingneo0053 7 років тому +13

      do that on terra. oh wait you can't.

    • @chronocepter
      @chronocepter 7 років тому +10

      Too late, fools. This channel already belongs to the immaterium. The Gods are great to the ones that embrace and worship the Truth. Chaos Undivided!

    • @Taliandra
      @Taliandra 7 років тому

      chronocepter okyu You will receive a visitation from the nearest pathfinders soon enough...

    • @ahzekahriman1327
      @ahzekahriman1327 7 років тому +4

      And what are the achievements of your fragile Imperium? It is a corpse rotting slowly from within while maggots writhe in its belly. It was built with the toil of heroes and giants, and now it is inhabited by frightened weaklings to whom the glories of those times are half-forgotten legends. I have forgotten nothing, and my wisdom has expanded far beyond mere mortal frailties.

    • @WhatAboutYou123
      @WhatAboutYou123 7 років тому +5

      oh no you don't ! preforming exterminatus on terra will destroy the emperor you fool !!!

  • @DrCoomer_1
    @DrCoomer_1 4 роки тому +167

    *UH OH!*
    did y'all say *J o i n i n g C h a o s?*
    *"S M A S H I T."*
    *aggressively headbutts exterminatus button*

  • @Devian0666
    @Devian0666 4 роки тому +53

    Or the Tau, seriously, being able to shoot your enemies down before they even get close is seriously fun.

    • @johnwalker3602
      @johnwalker3602 2 роки тому

      @Bobby the screamer filthy communist!

    • @vothbetilia4862
      @vothbetilia4862 2 роки тому

      @Bobby the screamer No their not, they literally tried to reason with Orks, fooking Orks, and got bested by junk and nails. They're whole law is you either join or die, reasonable my ass.

    • @vothbetilia4862
      @vothbetilia4862 2 роки тому +1

      @Bobby the screamer When you work with Tau, you work as canon fodder or a recon unit, and you're considered lower class by the ethereals, also every hive world in the Imperium is different so idk, why assume such things

    • @vothbetilia4862
      @vothbetilia4862 2 роки тому

      @Bobby the screamer The Tau still enslave you, they'll annex you, not free you, you either join them or they kill you. The Imperium does what it does to survive, which I know sounds werid for what they do. But if they're isn't people working in factorys or doing good rations, the Imperium would've been gone long before the events of Horus heresy and all that. The Tau are manipulative races, who lie about the "greater good", just like how the U.S says "Make America great again" it won't happen, they even lied about Chaos not being a huge threat to Tau people. I'm not saying you shouldn't like Tau, but in a world of 40k there is never a safe place, plus nvm the fact the Tau are literally close to Tyranids.

    • @raymondcarter1137
      @raymondcarter1137 2 роки тому +2

      @@vothbetilia4862 ok but they all have medical care even the least.
      Not worked to death.
      Allowed free time and meals.
      A mate is mandatory so you are not alone.
      Can listen to music and dance.
      Allowed to invent if u are good at technology.
      Clean air.
      They have the cure to many diseases that the imperial just can’t make medication for because a bolter is cheaper than a cure.
      Tau have more humanitarian goals, the grater good includes humans as well.
      Unless games decided the emporium rise from ruin and humans need to do better.
      But that’s not grimdark right?
      This universe is loved for its brutal life and unforgiving violence and I swear everything is painful for humans including the air.

  • @TheMeTaLoCoX
    @TheMeTaLoCoX 7 років тому +428

    Why, hello there, fellow cultist
    Just sit still while I get us some more heresy
    [ *CALLS INQUISITOR* ]

    • @axaldusteliora2956
      @axaldusteliora2956 7 років тому +22

      Caldavius Pantor No just call the nearest commisar

    • @brightglory5734
      @brightglory5734 7 років тому +12

      This was funny.

    • @additiveartificer9365
      @additiveartificer9365 7 років тому +1

      Wait didnt you just disband them in tts series...

    • @Taliandra
      @Taliandra 7 років тому +1

      Caldavius Pantor Ahhh... That was hilarious.

    • @red_isopat
      @red_isopat 7 років тому +15

      [ *SHOOTS THEM BOTH* ]

  • @bloodraven1190
    @bloodraven1190 7 років тому +437

    My exterminatus hand is twitching.

    • @shhwinner6663
      @shhwinner6663 7 років тому +3

      A fascist ideology yes

    • @gojihunter3118
      @gojihunter3118 7 років тому

      AllahuLifeHacks You damned imperial dogs got no souls!

    • @fortolini
      @fortolini 7 років тому +16

      twitching! I ALL READY PRESSED THE BUTTON AS SOON AS I SAW THE TITLE!

    • @SpoopySquid
      @SpoopySquid 6 років тому +3

      SMASH IT

    • @user-bk9cp9xn3l
      @user-bk9cp9xn3l 6 років тому +1

      Can't you just steal the power from Chaos followers?

  • @ryszakowy
    @ryszakowy 5 років тому +132

    wait... imperium does not allow drinking?
    how in the hell can they cope with all this madness.

    • @mattmcdonald4033
      @mattmcdonald4033 5 років тому +35

      Pray to the emperor

    • @ayindephulgence4950
      @ayindephulgence4950 5 років тому +17

      they join krieg that's how

    • @breakfast6159
      @breakfast6159 5 років тому +13

      Fullsound well I mean the citywide planets are hard to police, there’s alcohol and drugs everywhere it’s just if an imperial servant sees you on em you’re dead

    • @shelleymcrae514
      @shelleymcrae514 4 роки тому

      They don’t join tzench

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 4 роки тому +2

      @@breakfast6159 Hm, I am pretty sure that at least in the Gaunt's Ghosts novels there is a lot of trinking. And smoking.

  • @bahmat
    @bahmat 4 роки тому +70

    At first l was like: *WTF IS THIS HERESY!?*
    After listening for 5 minutes: *Tell me more.*

  • @adventure_skaut
    @adventure_skaut 7 років тому +90

    The problem with the chaos gods is that they re what you just said only that they re taken to extreme lenghts
    Nurgle may be about life but hes also about pain,desease and pestilance
    He believes that to enjoy life one must feel pain
    Khorne may be about honour and glory and victory but he is more about brutally killing anyone you come across
    Slaanesh is about joy,happiness and pleasure but hes also about careless hedonisn
    And tzench is just a super magician that plays 7D chess

  • @MonCrDeVlog
    @MonCrDeVlog 7 років тому +411

    Aaaaa..... Inquisitor ? I NEED AN INQUISITOR ! Saguinius's blood where are they when you need them ?

    • @fatherceltics2379
      @fatherceltics2379 7 років тому +2

      Watcher of the Lost I Need An Adult Lol

    • @yemboy123
      @yemboy123 7 років тому +4

      in the warp

    • @TrueScottsmen
      @TrueScottsmen 7 років тому +9

      there usually exterminatusing a planet with no chaos taint

    • @franciosdeaeruiu7555
      @franciosdeaeruiu7555 7 років тому +1

      Watcher of the Lost Gideon Horst here, I am preparing EXTERMINATUS as we speak

    • @Taliandra
      @Taliandra 7 років тому +1

      Watcher of the Lost Well... Do you not got the Black Rage to deal with?

  • @Rencol666
    @Rencol666 5 років тому +214

    Greeting degenerates, whats going on in this thread?
    ...
    BY SLANEESH!
    NICE!!

    • @constantrage4677
      @constantrage4677 5 років тому +6

      Fucking beautiful, If I must say so.

    • @kristianburger6329
      @kristianburger6329 5 років тому +4

      Now all we need to do is to call in the Noise Marines and then we party! 📢🤣📣🎶

    • @xaverosso3605
      @xaverosso3605 3 роки тому

      BY KHORNE!

    • @theskullboy8700
      @theskullboy8700 3 роки тому

      So can I have a word with your boss?

    • @EmperorMatticusII
      @EmperorMatticusII 3 роки тому

      Greetings Citizens, what’s the news in this hive?
      ...
      *BY THE POP- I MEAN EMPEROR.*
      R E P U G N A T E!

  • @timmm8686
    @timmm8686 5 років тому +55

    This Video was sponsored by the asociation of renegades of chaos undivided. "A life worth giving a soul for"

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 3 роки тому +2

      *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*

  • @abominablewolf542
    @abominablewolf542 7 років тому +565

    I unsubbed for the heresy
    I Subbed back for more content like this

  • @taradile3821
    @taradile3821 7 років тому +88

    Im SOrRy
    WhAt Is ThIs HERESY

  • @rod2662
    @rod2662 5 років тому +18

    *sees title*
    Hello, you now have 30 seconds to choose which side of a heavy flame you are going to be on.

  • @maxpain2037
    @maxpain2037 5 років тому +38

    This World has fallen to Chaos, the inquisition has declared Exterminatus

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 4 роки тому +2

      Speak for yourself, I'm waiting for the Hive Fleets to consume me and just end all of this garbage.

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 4 роки тому

      Exterminatus is the pussy way to clense a planet

  • @T0mN7
    @T0mN7 7 років тому +393

    The Imperium =/= The Emperor of mankind... The Emperor himself would be ashamed with what has become of most of the imperium. But even though he's no longer alive nor dead, he still fights for his dear children and protects humanity as a mighty bulwark! *THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!*

    • @Jyrskis
      @Jyrskis 6 років тому +31

      Thing is, we'd be executed by a firing squad for advocating what the Emperor called "Imperial Truth" by the Imperium of the 41st millenium :P

    • @karl_day
      @karl_day 6 років тому +8

      Plus one thing the Emperor HATES with a vengeance is chaos. Orks are far more excepted in comparison

    • @machopi
      @machopi 6 років тому +15

      A pickled corpse sitting on a chair protects. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

    • @jamesricker3997
      @jamesricker3997 6 років тому +16

      The Emperor's time is coming, he will escape from the Prison of Golden Throne and have his vengeance on those who betrayed him.

    • @captainfiteer7360
      @captainfiteer7360 6 років тому +1

      T0mN7, just don't worship him, he hates that.

  • @thelordchancellor3454
    @thelordchancellor3454 7 років тому +696

    HERESY!HERESY!HERESY!HERESY! =I= HERESY!HERESY!HERESY!HERESY!

    • @MrLookatmyhat
      @MrLookatmyhat 7 років тому +24

      Did someone say heresy?

    • @fightingtypegymleadermicha1539
      @fightingtypegymleadermicha1539 6 років тому +10

      AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @runecowman
      @runecowman 6 років тому +10

      Purge the heretic!

    • @FrstSpctr88
      @FrstSpctr88 6 років тому +4

      HEAR SAY HEAR SAY HEAR SAY COMON BABY SHOW ME SOME HEAR SAY AWW FUCK HEAR SAY HORACE HEAR SAY HEAR SAY!!!
      Not in my town
      Ok FIRE!!! *que headsmash Exterminatus*

    • @sollissollis6451
      @sollissollis6451 6 років тому +7

      The scroll says YOU ARE A HERETIC!!!

  • @mooneyes2k478
    @mooneyes2k478 5 років тому +170

    You would laugh, Monster.
    But let me remind you: Within that weak sack of meat and bone, uncared for by his god, and wept for by none, beats a heart.
    A human heart, that carries with it the strength and courage of all mankind.
    Within that sack of meat, festooned in weak armour and with weapons powerful only in numbers, beats the heart of a man.
    And for ten thousand years, hearts of men have beaten, strongly, in defiance of your so-called "ruinous powers".
    For ten thousand years, the hearts of men have stood, united against a galaxy that hates them for no other reason save that
    they have had audacity not to lie down and die.
    For ten thousand years, your black crusades have been pushed back, beaten down and made a mockery of, by weak sacks
    of flesh with cheap weapons and disposable equipment.
    For that weak sack of flesh that you so gleefully mock is no supersoldier, no immortal warrior, no creature cursed by chaos like you.
    He is a man, an Imperial Guardsman drawn from some forgotten corner of the Imperium to fight for his species and for the safety of
    the people he loves.
    He is a factory worker, a farmer, a storekeeper, a father, a brother, a son, a mere man. And against creatures like you,
    teeming and numberless, powered by the very wills of thirsting gods...he holds the line.
    He has held that line for ten. Thousand. Years.
    What's your excuse, Monster?

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 5 років тому +26

      Seems like you've lost an awful lot of "he's". Also, you've killed more of them than Chaos ever could. You even have officers who's sole duty is to kill your own men. How stupid is THAT?

    • @HolyknightVader999
      @HolyknightVader999 5 років тому +29

      He held the line for ten thousand years, yes. And you people keep supplying him and his brothers with shit guns and armor while Space Marines get all the cool shit. Go ahead and write poems about the honor and heroism of the dead Imperial Guardsmen.
      It's not like those "honorable martyrs" will ever hear them.

    • @kristianburger6329
      @kristianburger6329 5 років тому +17

      My excuse?
      Well...... Nurgle saved me so........ Look a Heretic! (Quickly walks away to vind a portal)

    • @janetlapham3919
      @janetlapham3919 5 років тому +3

      drugs. also threw me back out at the murder-orgy last night. couldn't tell if i had a drug-haze, a blood-haze, or just had something in my eyes.

    • @monsterhunternathanultimat4114
      @monsterhunternathanultimat4114 5 років тому +7

      Nah you wrong asshole! The astartes of the imperium are no match for Khorne's berserkers with the Butcher's Nails!
      SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!!!

  • @alexanderkazantzis8019
    @alexanderkazantzis8019 4 роки тому +26

    Inquisitor headsmash: sniff sniff
    Random person nearby: what is it inquisi
    Inquisitor headsmash: I SMELL HERESY!!! SMASH IT

  • @placeholdername3818
    @placeholdername3818 7 років тому +34

    Also considering normal human souls are so psychically weak (except the rare few). That most souls don't retain memories or even sentience. You basically stop existing on your death might as well sell it for something.

  • @VRTXProductions
    @VRTXProductions 7 років тому +187

    Heresy. First. But that's heresy

  • @biglit6855
    @biglit6855 5 років тому +34

    The amount of heresy in this video is astonishing :P had to quit work early today and purge some xenos....

  • @ShadeShaadent
    @ShadeShaadent 5 років тому +61

    Brother, get the heavy flamer, THE BIG ONE

    • @jacksonbartlett7292
      @jacksonbartlett7292 5 років тому +3

      We should just get the salamanders

    • @eugeneoliveros5814
      @eugeneoliveros5814 5 років тому

      HANZ

    • @cab7332
      @cab7332 4 роки тому

      Yessir

    • @notgraham.7215
      @notgraham.7215 3 роки тому

      *me, with 9 multimelta guns, a roll of duct tape, and some string* don't even worry brother, I'm on it

    • @ShadeShaadent
      @ShadeShaadent 3 роки тому

      Thank you brother. We need to crush this heresy, this heretic, all who follow his word like gospel, and all those who sill follow this false idol!!!!

  • @jo1italianstyle
    @jo1italianstyle 7 років тому +85

    Next: why living in a Necron Tombworld is better then the Imperium in Warhammer 40k

  • @brightglory5734
    @brightglory5734 7 років тому +40

    Are you trying to open a new warp rift with all this heresy?

  • @kazkk2321
    @kazkk2321 5 років тому +12

    I love it how this game\storyline does not give in to good vs evil but sees things as complex
    It realizes the human problem and does not see chaos as necessary bad. Thank you for this

  • @declanhuber4250
    @declanhuber4250 4 роки тому +13

    Remember kids, the only leader in any 40k faction who honestly cares about his minions without mind controlling them is Nurgle
    Thx papa, you're the best 💚

  • @Horus21jock
    @Horus21jock 7 років тому +48

    This is a great video that explains the lure of the Dark gods. Though following Chaos will never end well, it is the false promises which the Dark gods offer that lures men and women. After all, true evil is committed in the name of good.
    And hey! Maybe you get to become a daemon prince! Just maybe!

  • @Choppytehbear1337
    @Choppytehbear1337 7 років тому +22

    Nurgle loves all. Embrace him, and let all pain go away!

  • @An_Imperial_Guard.
    @An_Imperial_Guard. 4 роки тому +13

    "Why worshipping chaos is better for the imperial citizens"
    If you have something to offer that is, otherwise you just get a ticket for the genitalia mutilation garden of Slaanesh or the human reserve stress relief squishy toys of Khorn.

  • @fuzzwobble
    @fuzzwobble 6 років тому +102

    ...and then mere hours later, the madness becomes pain, only numbed by reveling in the demands of Chaos. The worshiper enjoys less and less relief with each attempt at heresy, until eventually it will die, and the citizen is ripped apart by daemonkind and disintegrated into the warp; an experience unfathomable on the scale of pain, futility, and despair.
    *Heresy!*

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 5 років тому +18

      No different than having your life and loved ones tortured or just flat out destroyed bvecause you were on the wrong side of some governor's political struggle or on the same planet as a heretic.

    • @lautaroalday7225
      @lautaroalday7225 5 років тому +9

      reading both arguments and well, they are different, i would try luck whit the imperium.

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 4 роки тому +8

      Ah, but most citizens in W40K likely don't how horrible it is to be under Chaos influence. They're likely uneducated and isolated workers slaving away as cogs part of the machine of the Imperium. All they know in life is work, no breaks, no fun, no individuality, and they want a break from all that, and that's what they see when Chaos gods or followers tell them of the benefits of joining their ranks and cults: a break or significantly better change from their miserable lives.
      And who can blame them, when their entire lives they've told that the Emperor is their savior, yet doesn't save them or their loved ones from disease or death?

    • @danielm.595
      @danielm.595 3 роки тому +2

      @@Manglet762 everything you said could be true, but also could be false, remember what GW said: "Everything is canon, but not everything is true".
      And, on my opinion, worshipping Tzeench would be the best choice, hear me here, Khorne Berserkers have to constantly spill blood else they feel the worst panic attack ever, Plague Marines are walking, talking rotting subhumans, Noise Marines are demented sadomasochistics, and what Tzeench gives you? Nearly unlimited knowledge and for what? A few strong headaches here and there?

    • @auugh43546
      @auugh43546 3 роки тому +3

      @@danielm.595 Nurgle is pretty 'nice', at the cost of bringing plagues that destroy many. Slaanesh is all for pleasure, but all for pain. Khorne is about honor, but his honor gets drowned out by blood. Tzeentch likes books and psychic powers, and is for progress. But, he uses deceit and lies a shit ton.

  • @christianvoelker1242
    @christianvoelker1242 7 років тому +88

    HERESY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Smacks exterminatus button repeatedly with head)

  • @Mrwednesday84
    @Mrwednesday84 6 років тому +84

    To the hive of Aguafrias came a stranger one grim day
    Hardly spoke to the Arbites, didn't have too much to say
    No one dared to slit his purse-strings, no one dared to make a slip
    for the black-clad man among them had a boltgun on his hip
    Boltgun on his hip
    It was early in the morning when he landed at the 'port
    And he spent his day in houses of a foul and darkling sort
    He's a heretic from offworld came the whisper from each lip
    And he's here to weave some chaos with the boltgun on his hip
    Boltgun on his hip
    In this town there lived a ganger by the name of Nocturne Red
    Many Judges tried to take him and those men of law were dead
    He was vicious and augmented at the age of one-oh-four
    And the notches on his laslocks numbered ten and fourscore more
    Ten and fourscore more
    Now the stranger started showing there, to all the folks around
    A strange brooch of foreign metal, Gothic I in silver bound
    He came here on bitter business, to leave all the sinners dead
    And on the list of purge-ed was the name of Nocturne Red
    The name of Nocturne Red
    Wasn't long before the rumors were relayed to Nocturne Red
    But the ganger didn't worry- he would leave the 'quis'tor dead
    Ninety men had tried to end him, ninety men had made a slip
    Ninety one would be the 'quistor with the boltgun on his hip
    Boltgun on his hip
    It was thirty-seven minutes 'fore the 'quistor found his prey
    They met in a darkened fac'try where the bravest feared to stray
    Scum were watching from the gantries, mutie creatures held their breath
    they hoped this holy agent was about to meet his death
    about to meet his death
    There was forty feet between them when they stopped to make their play
    And the swiftness of the 'quistor is still talked about today
    Nocturne Red had not cleared plasteel fore a boltshell fairly tore
    And the 'quistors aim was blessed by Our Holy Emperor
    Our holy Emperor
    It was over in a moment and the final cleanse began
    Mutant scum were cut down righteous, brightly burning as they ran
    For the stranger brought stormtroopers and the Hive had made a slip
    None escapes the Emperor's 'quistor with a boltgun on his hip
    Boltgun on his hip
    Boltgun, Mars Boltgun
    None escapes the Emperor's 'quistor with a boltgun on his hip
    Boltgun on his hip

    • @alexbrock1342
      @alexbrock1342 5 років тому +2

      wait you're the next chaos god of music

    • @stepanvalis8403
      @stepanvalis8403 5 років тому +1

      Melody recommendation? This is golden

    • @krzemo644
      @krzemo644 5 років тому +2

      @@stepanvalis8403 Boltgun (Warhammer 40k - Big Iron Parody) ua-cam.com/video/iFRa0KZsGhc/v-deo.html

  • @Jaxx3197
    @Jaxx3197 5 років тому +68

    BROTHERS BRING ME THE HEAVY FLAMER!!!!!

    • @UlsterRedGuard
      @UlsterRedGuard 4 роки тому +1

      Blood for the blood god

    • @Jaxx3197
      @Jaxx3197 4 роки тому +1

      Ulster Red Guard SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!!

  • @Briet2536
    @Briet2536 5 років тому +32

    This sound like heresy.

  • @clusterfox6143
    @clusterfox6143 7 років тому +66

    There is no good and evil in 40k. Only the illusion of good and evil in an indifferent universe.

    • @imperialguardsman521
      @imperialguardsman521 5 років тому +4

      Chaos is evil in my point of view when you realize what the so called "Chaos Gods" will do to reality if the veil between the Materium and Immaterium is destroyed.

    • @ritasue2011
      @ritasue2011 5 років тому +4

      The better question is which is the lesser of the two evils.

  • @yusufserhatsoydan6627
    @yusufserhatsoydan6627 7 років тому +43

    *Purging intensifies*

  • @danielle604
    @danielle604 4 роки тому +32

    We'll need *TWO HEAVY BOLTERS* for this *HERESY*

  • @Gods-bad-boy
    @Gods-bad-boy 5 років тому +37

    I love all this 40k stuff. I'm a new fan of it all. All the content creators are awesome

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 4 роки тому +1

      It's a crazy franchise, and the fandom is...interesting.

    • @auugh43546
      @auugh43546 2 роки тому +2

      @@MarquisLeary34 WE GOT THE:
      Guy who wants to just have fun
      The loremaster
      The guy who takes it too seriously
      THE RACIST
      THE RACIST
      THE RACIST
      THE RACIST

  • @Phenixtri
    @Phenixtri 7 років тому +65

    and now this makes me wonder are there ANY human colonies left over from the dark age of tech. that basically don't give 2 shits about the imperial creed or chaos aside from treating them as a annoying nuisance? I always wondered this as supposedly the 1st human empire might have even gone so far as colonizing other galaxies :P

    • @nathanoconnor421
      @nathanoconnor421 7 років тому +1

      Do you mean the Dark Age of Technology or the Imperium of Man?

    • @Phenixtri
      @Phenixtri 7 років тому +5

      yea the dark age of tech. AKA the 1st human interstellar empire / federation.

    • @kingjonstarkgeryan8573
      @kingjonstarkgeryan8573 7 років тому +5

      Phenixtri If there is I want in because I can't stand the Imperial Cult. I mean the only good things they got going for them is power armor and that they kill aliens.

    • @ekulerudamuru
      @ekulerudamuru 7 років тому +4

      Phenixtri probably there are still uncharted areas in the galaxy

    • @alexanerose4820
      @alexanerose4820 7 років тому +2

      He did a video on those actually. I think they're called pleasure worlds or agri worlds or soemthing but they put up with the Imperial cult because they're emp worhipers too and need them to fight chaos

  • @ollaniuspius1211
    @ollaniuspius1211 7 років тому +215

    It all sounds nice and good until you see what becomes of the worshipers of these Gods of Chaos. I'd rather keep my sanity and my soul than have it be their plaything after being reeled in by promises.

    • @hoopsonwheels
      @hoopsonwheels 6 років тому +10

      Ollanius Pius there’s still the tau empire

    • @DeadManSinging1
      @DeadManSinging1 6 років тому +9

      A man who worships chaos is never truly free, for he has forever forfeited it to Chaos, for the dark beings of the warp to play with at their leisure

    • @Azrael79a
      @Azrael79a 6 років тому +8

      Necrons are slaves too lol. All Warhammer 40k races are slaves to something or someone lmao.

    • @animussilica2606
      @animussilica2606 5 років тому +18

      ...except Orks. Orks orks orks orks ere we go

    • @boydsteele8807
      @boydsteele8807 5 років тому +4

      It is better to die for the emperor than live for yourself

  • @weeaboobaguette3943
    @weeaboobaguette3943 5 років тому +25

    You bring up quite interesting points.
    May i suggest a rebuttal ?
    *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*

    • @Bmac_Gaming
      @Bmac_Gaming 5 років тому +6

      *flamethrower sounds intensify*

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 4 роки тому

      The good bad and the ugly

    • @PhoenixT70
      @PhoenixT70 2 роки тому

      Is it at all strange that I read it as the Bolter sound effect?

  • @LordTuskk
    @LordTuskk 5 років тому +28

    Did I hear join chaos? Uh oh SMASH IT! *Slams exterminatus button*

  • @strategicviewpoint5595
    @strategicviewpoint5595 7 років тому +69

    Only 76 dislikes? Methinks there are 1,175 Heretics to be purged........

  • @medhathobo
    @medhathobo 7 років тому +241

    As a Cultist of Chaos myself, this chaotic -propaganda- truth is the best thing ever.

    • @GB-oo2mt
      @GB-oo2mt 5 років тому +9

      Based and chaospilled

    • @chanachon56
      @chanachon56 5 років тому +8

      Ok, what's the hotline for the inquisition again?

    • @erikhullum625
      @erikhullum625 5 років тому +4

      @@chanachon56 180bytheemperor

    • @MsAssking
      @MsAssking 5 років тому +2

      Wheres my bolter and my chain sword.

    • @erikhullum625
      @erikhullum625 5 років тому

      @@MsAssking I think I saw a guardsman sneak off with it... said something about needing money for ilho sticks

  • @golnon7046
    @golnon7046 5 років тому +13

    I need the heavy flamer for this level of heresy.

  • @gamerdude506
    @gamerdude506 5 років тому +2

    Nurgle cares for his children he is so generous with his gifts and gives all his followers a form of Daemonhood.

  • @cottagecore4396
    @cottagecore4396 6 років тому +515

    #PapaNurgleCares

  • @neofulcrum5013
    @neofulcrum5013 7 років тому +36

    Wow you actually make it sound like chaos are heroes compared to the imperium.

    • @nyysjan
      @nyysjan 7 років тому +17

      It is a fairly slanted vision of chaos, as well of imperium.
      Taking a look at how life goes in chaos worlds it does not look any better for the ones at the bottom of the pile than it does in the empire.

    • @emetanti
      @emetanti 7 років тому

      well, it is accurate. the thing with Chaos is that in the degree as he said it it is rather tame, problem is that these desires in the case of Chaos escalate. More need for Pleasure, more knowledge, more war, holding tighter and tighter on life.
      its not the basic concept of Chaos that is the problematic part. it´s the extremes.

    • @nyysjan
      @nyysjan 7 років тому +5

      Empire itself is not uniform entity, and the picture painted by the video of the empire is all about the worst parts of it.
      While it ignores almost all the bad parts about chaos.

    • @jacksonpettit9423
      @jacksonpettit9423 7 років тому

      Neither are heroes. Both act like angry little girls playing a game

    • @citizenwayne9800
      @citizenwayne9800 7 років тому +3

      The main problem here is the Imperium's bureaucracy, which requires some serious unfucking.

  • @mattstorr7473
    @mattstorr7473 6 років тому +7

    What fascinated me way back when playing WH40k 2nd edition was the genestealer cults, various classes of hybrids and so forth. Emphasis around then was more on them inflitrating imperial worlds in subtle ways, more like chaos.

  • @kazkk2321
    @kazkk2321 5 років тому +7

    Finally a system where good vs evil is not the primary idea. I love how complexity is preferred to mere morality

  • @elasolezito
    @elasolezito 7 років тому +520

    Weird... pretty much being human is being a chaos worshipper. There should be a more logical explanation, it's really one sided for the loyalists.

    • @MrVlad12340
      @MrVlad12340 6 років тому +150

      Being human is being loyalist, chaos pushes everithing to MEGA EXTREME, like lets take simple small cigarete as example - you smoke 1-2 during break, its life for you, nobody gives a skimpy fuck about what you do. But every cigarete have a latin on it and fancy eagle logo on box, which you may or may not like. Chaos on the other hand allows you to smoke different cigarets, but THEY WILL MAKE YOU SMOKE SO MANY OF THOSE, THAT YOU WILL CHOKE ON BLOOD OR TURN INTO SOME HORRIBLE ABOMINATION (some shiity hard rock theme). Thats how it works.

    • @darkspectar8169
      @darkspectar8169 6 років тому +108

      Loyalists are completely fucked in the lore. Even Guiliman says this isn't the Imperium that the Emperor had envisioned and is currently seeking to change it. Right now the Imperium is an oppressive, theocratic socialist dictatorship where the common citizen gets shit on because the higher ups lack any sort of empathy whatsoever.

    • @elasolezito
      @elasolezito 6 років тому +26

      If they manage to survive long enough. Wonder how the lore progresses... I guess there will be a massive civil war where the Imperium gets divided, the corrupted vs the true followers who share Emperor's vision. Tau and Eldar will help but to satisfy their own goals while holding chaos back.

    • @darkspectar8169
      @darkspectar8169 6 років тому +23

      Unfortunately I think Chaos is too much of a unifying enemy for another civil war to break out. Also the imperial citizens have a very heavy metaphorical boot on top of them that prevents a lot of them from turning to chaos.

    • @EvitoCruor
      @EvitoCruor 6 років тому +21

      Johan Dale That's the point of the Imperial Cult, close the human mind to protect against the Chaos.

  • @makaisonn7030
    @makaisonn7030 7 років тому +30

    I'm only here for the comments

  • @withheldrathernotsay3324
    @withheldrathernotsay3324 5 років тому +25

    I’m looking at some *SERIOUS* heresy right here…

  • @xXDarkxIdealsXx
    @xXDarkxIdealsXx 5 років тому +10

    0:05 - Adeptus Skepticus. 3:00 - Holy Heresy Batman! 5:00 - DeusVult.jpg. 8:00 - Report Video to commissartube. 13:00 - *heavy breathing/typing*.....C:/Run/Exterminatus.exe

  • @tombaker3731
    @tombaker3731 6 років тому +13

    The problem with chaos is the fact that no matter what you originally join up for (relief from disease pain, knowledge, pleasure, more fightin') it inevitably leads to you going batshit bonkers as you get more and more depraved by digging deeper into the ruinous powers. You're most likely not going to be badass enough to become a daemon prince; more likely you'll become a mad cultist who's sacrificed quickly, or a jibbering pile of mutations, or some other horrible thing. And what you help contribute to in the best case is an anarchic society of destruction, and at worse a new daemon world where up is down, black is white, and everyone is a meat slave.
    If people had more self control, maybe they'd be able to benefit from the chaos gods in some strange, chaos-based lawless commune where everyone rots/does magic science/fights/gets freaky in peace. But sadly in the grimdarkness of 40k, that's just not gonna happen. It's either one extreme or the other.

    • @user-ny8gk8yo3f
      @user-ny8gk8yo3f 9 місяців тому

      And why is it worse than living under rule of dead body that is treated better than anyone who is still alive?
      Crazy world means crazy solutions

  • @notsae66
    @notsae66 7 років тому +41

    Chaos offers the only potentially good ending in 40k; daemon princehood. Hell, you could even shoot for godhood if you have the ambition and cunning. Though you'll likely fail on both sides you actually have a shot at both.

    • @placeholdername3818
      @placeholdername3818 7 років тому +6

      It isn't all sunshine and rainbows. Princes of Slannash HAVE to spread pleasure and corruption. Just like Khorne's need to spread war and blood. The ones with the most independent freedom are Tzeench's but hes the most fickle so double edge sword.

    • @zenoblues7787
      @zenoblues7787 7 років тому +7

      Definitely Not Michael actually Tzeentch's "freedom" is but a mere illusion he simply enjoys manipulating his followers into believing they made their choices of free will while in actuality they are nothing but his puppets to pull the strings of to his hearts content

    • @zenoblues7787
      @zenoblues7787 7 років тому

      notsae66 it may seem that way but in truth there is no greater loss in order to become a Daemon Prince they must give their soul to their chosen god this forever bounds them to that god forever losing their free will and become nothing but a mere extension of that gods will in truth making them no different from a greater daemon

    • @leonardorossi998
      @leonardorossi998 7 років тому +7

      The only winning move is to develop intergalactic travel and piss off in another hopefully less populated galaxy

    • @algirdas25pl31
      @algirdas25pl31 6 років тому

      Leonardo Rossi good idea👍

  • @WokeGhettoSpiritualist
    @WokeGhettoSpiritualist 5 років тому +49

    Did I just hear.. "JOINING CHAOS???" Smash them!

  • @ValeTheOwl
    @ValeTheOwl 5 років тому +21

    The Imperium and Chaos represents the two ideological opposites of Absolute Law and Absolute Chaos.
    Neither is very pleasant.
    The best choice would be a balance of the two... an organized system (law) where the citizens are still given the freedom to decide about their destiny (chaos). Buuuuut that wouldn't be grimdark enough for WH40K fans, so I doubt it will ever be implemented.

    • @drivernephi2115
      @drivernephi2115 5 років тому +4

      The republic would keel over and die instantaneously in the 40K universe. your pathetic democracy has no place in a world where the very existence of humanity is under constant threat of daemens, cultists,heresy,orks,tau,eldar,neurons. As for the real world at large Democracy is the reason Europe is at this sorry state in the first place as democracy is the ONLY ideology that contains within itself the means for its own destruction.

    • @vicentegodoy5493
      @vicentegodoy5493 5 років тому

      And it would be incredibly boring in the 40k universe

    • @fatalos6855
      @fatalos6855 5 років тому +1

      Actually, the eldar had sole of this, or at least it's possible to assume they did (I may be wrong)
      Then they murderfucked Slaneesh into existence. And everything went wrong...

    • @fatalos6855
      @fatalos6855 5 років тому +1

      @@thotslayer9914
      Quite honestly, I'm not even sure that there is a solution for the galaxy. I mean, everything is either, well, anarchy, or an absolute clusterfuck of authoritarism and omnipotent churches
      Actually, the only race that can say "OH FUCK" would be the tyrannids, and the Chaos Gods

  • @skelevision4118
    @skelevision4118 7 років тому +9

    HUNT FOR KNOWLEDGE, GIVE YOURSELF TO TZEENTCH. BECOME A SPACE WIZARD

    • @hex7332
      @hex7332 6 років тому

      Jean Zer0 I hate you

  • @Toto-95
    @Toto-95 7 років тому +26

    HEEEEEEEREEEEEEESYYYYYYYY !!!!!

  • @comradeH
    @comradeH 6 років тому +4

    **sees the title**
    FUUUCCCKINNG *HERESYYYYYYY*

  • @jesusarredondo4904
    @jesusarredondo4904 4 роки тому +5

    BROTHER GET THE CHAINSWORD FOR THIS HERESY

  • @alotosius
    @alotosius 7 років тому +22

    Tau and Chaos... Is it better living with Orks???
    I guess you could beat up snotling all day.

    • @hex7332
      @hex7332 6 років тому +5

      I approve of this shit

    • @charlottewalnut3118
      @charlottewalnut3118 6 років тому +2

      alotosius just keep killin shit and theyll love ya

  • @leondunham547
    @leondunham547 7 років тому +4

    "Why being a selfish egotistical prick who brings ruin by turning to chaos is better" Prepare inquisition

  • @Viktor-zg6co
    @Viktor-zg6co 5 років тому +12

    Burn the Heretics!!

  • @grayw00f
    @grayw00f 4 роки тому +6

    *"MY FAITH IS MY SHIELD. ALL WILL PERISH IN FRONT OF THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND."*

  • @kostismetallo8697
    @kostismetallo8697 7 років тому +59

    *WHAT KIND OF HERESY IS THIS*

    • @hex7332
      @hex7332 6 років тому +2

      kostis metallo The kind I approve of.

    • @kainbeamsley187
      @kainbeamsley187 5 років тому

      The kind that involves the chaos gods.

  • @nwerner3654
    @nwerner3654 7 років тому +11

    Dark Eldar: Slaaneshii worshiping slavers, murderers, and pirates, the bane of any innocent in th-*Seinfeld theme plays*

  • @retrolutiongames9479
    @retrolutiongames9479 5 років тому

    Awesome video. I've been a fan of the Warhammer universes ever since I was a kid in the 90s, yet never cease to be amazed by just how deep and rich the lore behind it all truly is.

  • @Loli4lyf
    @Loli4lyf 2 роки тому +1

    there's only 2 kinds of people,
    those who are tempted by the ruinous power and those who are not yet tempted

  • @alexandrusfreiheit7994
    @alexandrusfreiheit7994 7 років тому +46

    The emperor gave us an empire that lasted more than 10,000 years. He conquered the whole universe for us, He exalt all the truly and honorable human ideals and try to create a wise and powerful Man under His lead. But His most cherished son, fell down into disgrace, into the depravation and arrogance of the Ruinous Powers. He has betrayed his own father because of the gods. Horus destroyed the half of humanity's work and condemn us to a hard life, not the Emperor. The gods want our destruction and slavery, the emperor wants us to survive, 'cause, thanks to Horus (slave of the Dark Powers), we are surviving and we not conquest any more.
    Only the weak, the poor of faith, the cowards and the fools turn to Chaos.
    But the strongest keep in the Truly and Glorious path of our God-Emperor, who has the Divine right to rule over us and lead us into the Eternal Battle against the Great Enemy.
    All the glory to our God! because we are the Hammer in His hand, and we shall know no fear!!
    Burn the heretic, kill the mutant, purge the unclean.
    Lord Inquisitor Alexandrus from the Ordo Malleus.

    • @KamiX91
      @KamiX91 6 років тому +1

      ALL HAIL THE GOD EMPEROR !!!

    • @papanurgle8393
      @papanurgle8393 5 років тому

      Lmao ok.

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 5 років тому +1

      I DIDN'T WRITE ANY OF THAT SHIT. -The Emporer.

  • @TovKafur
    @TovKafur 6 років тому +27

    WAIT WHAT? NURGLE IS SHEPARD OF HOPE?
    Dafuq, man? Tzeentch is god of hope, while Nurgle is patron of despair.

  • @Ulvetann
    @Ulvetann 3 роки тому +1

    This was pure heresy. I was worried an inquisitor would come knocking on my door.

  • @FlyConeGuy
    @FlyConeGuy 5 років тому +4

    Reported for heresy

  • @indrickboreale7381
    @indrickboreale7381 7 років тому +12

    Enemy is at our space. We know our glory, and we will taste Codex Astartes. We fight for blood as Blood Brothers, as Battle Marines ... and we fight in the name of the Steel Rehn!

  • @DanielSan1776
    @DanielSan1776 7 років тому +7

    I think an RPG set in the Warhammer 40K universe would be amazing. I'd drop bank on it. Have a DLC the size of the Shivering Isles, were you get sucked into the Chaos realm. That would be soooooo kewl.

  • @unverifiedbiotic
    @unverifiedbiotic 5 років тому +5

    I'm gonna need a bigger flamer for this Dunkey-heresy.

  • @Manglet762
    @Manglet762 4 роки тому +2

    I would like to see a series or a video game that does something with the concepts talked about in this video: stories about imperial citizens experiencing various struggles under the Imperium's rule and turning to Chaos because of it.

  • @Okutox
    @Okutox 7 років тому +14

    Y'all need some Tau'va

  • @victorlee9672
    @victorlee9672 7 років тому +6

    Heresy + Heresy, mhmmmm... EXTRA HERSY, *Smashes forehead on exterminatus button*

  • @midgetydeath
    @midgetydeath Рік тому +1

    I’ve noticed a trend. Chaos followers often grow powerful by living in ways appealing to their gods or even to other Warp entities they entreat with. The Chaos followers who get screwed over are those who make promises they can’t keep whereas the likes of Abaddon and other successful ones perform deeds and then ask for a reward so they can do a better job. Chaos doesn’t punish failure (though the more stupid of its commanders do). Chaos punishes failing to uphold your deals. But, it rewards upholding your end even without a deal. So, if you just get shit done and then ask for a reward then even if you fail you have nothing to worry about. Don’t get greedy and don’t get arrogant and Chaos is your friend. Even Tzeentch’s mutations are usually useful unless you piss him off, his dedicated worlds still grow their populations through natural methods after so he clearly doesn’t get too extreme.

  • @HolyknightVader999
    @HolyknightVader999 4 роки тому +2

    Chaos isn't bad, it's the chaos gods that make it bad. If it was just an unknowable force you can draw upon like the Dark Side in Star Wars, it'd be a lot better, which is why Chaos Undivided would be my ideal faction for 40K among the humans.