Jimmy's Jokes From The Bedroom | Volume.1 | Jimmy Carr

Jimmy shares a collection of tales from the bedroom!
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[@Musicbypinge]

I love to see clips with tracy

[@opticyclic]

Much better than the new Netflix show.

[@whocoulditbe1090]

I liked the first 20min, before all the pandering started

[@vegan_cat]

Jimmy you're so evil😂

[@manoo422]

Jimmy at the end is a bit like suddenly seeing Freddie Mercury... At the end....

[@TiagoCavalcanti-ji6hu]

INT. OSCAR AWARDS - NIGHT
Jimmy Carr, Ricky Gervais and Jon Stewart walk up the stage.
The once blinding, vain twinkle of the smug stars in the crowd fades out.
A rush of awe surges -- It outshines the worn-off bright of perplexed celebrities.
Tangible silence. Anticipation fills the room--
In the audience, Dave Chapelle smirks. Fetches Jim Carrey's glance and blinks at him -- They both nod.
SMASH TO:
INT. BACKSTAGE - NIGHT
A man in a suit -- bound and GAGGED. All tied down to a chair.
JIMMY KIMMEL
Umh... Uhmm... Uuummmhh...
STEPHEN FRY
(rushing in)
Wha... NO! NOT THIS JIMMY!!!
So, where's the... -- Oh, no!
TREVOR NOAH shrugs at Stephen and points at the stage -- Ricky laughs and blinks at them.
TREVOR NOAH
C'mon, man, you wanna see this.
INT. OSCAR AWARDS - STAGE (Cont'd)
RICKY GERVAIS (OFF MIC)
Brilliant.
JIMMY CARR (ON MIC)
Ha-ha, ha... haaaa...
FADE TO BLACK.

[@andrewnorth170]

Didn't take long for a peodo joke.

[@Azarathification]

No, if you wait too long they'll be teenagers

[@Yo_Gma]

🤣🤣🤣​@@Azarathification

[@Nebulaaa__]

@@AzarathificationLMFAO 🤣

[@unvaccinatedAndPureBlood]

Carr made fun of all the unvxed, and said multiculturalism is what making London a first class city.
After hearing all that, his jokes are as funny as my pucker.

[@YuzuruA]

😂

[@beans5307]

Did that offend you?

[@John-sv4jb]

Fair enough but leave out the politics from your username (unless you love a good online back and forwards)