Finding out your Friend is a VAMPIRE (ASMR- ish Audio Story Rollplay) [TW: loud gun shots]
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- Опубліковано 6 лют 2025
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In this audio story I will be doing my take on the "Vampier" Trope.
You, (the Listener) have just broken up with your significant other and need a friend to talk to. Thogh quit late at night you thanksfuly have one nocternal friend that is always avalable after the the sun has set. He is your good Friend Sky, you two have bin friens for over fore years and he has alwas bin at your side when you are at your lowest. Tonigh all you realy need is a good talk.
Story and Art by Obsidian Lantern
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“No I do not fucking shine in the fucking sun light”
My mother would be very disappointed XD
So would mine
All mothas : Dissapointed
I didn't read or watch the Twilight series, only know about the sparkly-vampire thing in it through cultural osmosis, so...I don't think "do you shine in the sunlight" would be on my long list of questions (probably the related, "does the sun give you any trouble," because that does have a lot of leeway).
PPPFFFFFFFTTTT A GENUIN QUESTION IM DEAD XDDDDD
Mine too
[hears gunshots] So this is the American experience everyone keeps talking about?
Yep
Yep
Ppl can't even jokingly pop chip bags anymore
*Everyone* just hits the ground
@@mysticfire5850 true it is so sad
This did not age well 😭
"What's your first question?"
What the hell?
"What am I?"
That also works.
He def understood what we said
i said the same thing except but i said what the f***
@@Akiko-Yokohama samee lmao
Him: "how old am I?"
"I'm 96."
Me: "not even my grandpa is that old😀"
He's so old yet still so awkward, it's adorable.
Literally never grew out of his phases
The most adorable and awkward immortal bean❤️
So true❤️
Him: What's your first question?
Me: What are you?
Him: What am I?
Me: Cut the cams-
Audio: Gunshot
People: Screaming
Captions: Applause
What the heck is wrong with your captions?
ajajajja same bruh
"you'd go crazy if you went that long without food too!"
dude i go crazy if i go without food for a few hours
Exactly. I eat food even in during class.
Me too sadly
Bars
same at my school we have a snack time (i am i 6 grade btw)
Him: “No wonder I like you-“
Me: 🤭
Him: “j- AS A FRIEND-“
Me: oh no- you’re not dodging this one buddy come back here- I would like some tea tho BUT YOU’RE NOT DODGIN THIS ONE-“
😂😂
Bro turned into Adrian really fast😢
Bro was bout to become Adrien Agreste💀✋🏾
@@ijustEatzpaint nah fr tho
Fr 😂
"NO I DO NOT FUCKING SHINE IN THE SUN" favorite part
Jesus christ obi that shot scared the fuck out of me. I was just chilling listening and then boom. For fucks sake XD
XD
Same
RIGHT, everything was going great and I had in my headphones wondering when it was gonna happen, thought it was gonna be a while so turned them up got immersed in a minute and boom
I jumped! And good thing he already said there would be gunshots or else I would have a heart attack
Yeah me too I literally dropped my phone and somehow accidentally skipped ahead a few minutes and had to go back to before the shot again told myself I wouldn’t drop my phone again and did it anyways but I at least was in the same spot this time lol
"But i know your no night owl"
Me who willing stayed up with my friends till 3 am for the past week: 👁👄👁
Oh you do that too?
@@dull_demon4717 Y'all do that too?
Ive been staying up till like 6 am for the past week
@@Sleepy_Zs oh, you too?
@@dull_demon4717 yea i have issues lol
I sneezed right on time with the first gunshot. Everyone freaking out just because I sneezed 😆
Honestly that freaking shot and screaming stuff is the first time i've ever actually been frightened by the sounds. Amazing audio!
Same
I KNEW THE GUNSHOTS WERE COMING BUT I STILL JUMPED holy cow that was immersive
I appreciate that we managed not to freak out and that he managed to keep the tone light while both telling us he's a vampire and mentioning World War II. xD The strained laughter after "aS a FRIEND" made me goblin-chortle. I like Sky very much xD
Same tho same but I swear my heart skipped 50 beats
@Xxdaisy_flowerxX Same I ran so fast i thought I was flying no cap🤣🥲
@@kamiyaforkids8567 the truth tho
Same
i cant it scared mee T T my poor heart
Sky: "I'll knock you out if I have t-
Vampire hunter: *shoots listener*
Me: "Well, perfect timing."
Him: You're taking this very well. Most would've ran off or called the police.
Me: I have three simple reasons. 1: I don't know what the hell my phone is. 2: I apparently was shot and you healed me, which makes no sense, but I'm rolling with it. 3: Finding out you're a vampire utterly turns me on. 😏
Him:You're taking this really well
Me:Bud you're talking to someone with an interest in mythical creatures and horror so yea
I knew the gunshots were coming and I still jumped so hard LMAO 💀💀
Me to
The “what?! No I don’t fucking shine in the fucking sunlight!” Got me so good I keep playing it XD
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂yes!!!
Sky is a good name for a vampire. Been getting back into vampires ever since reading the Graphic Novel of The Graveyard Book and it’s a video in any asmr/audio rp channel. If it’s not vampires it’s a werewolf.
Same I am obsessed with the two species
Or cryptids.
For me if its not a vampire its a demon.
Same
“Now eat your nachos… I paid good money for that.”
I laughed so goddamn hard😭😂
😂😂😂😂😂
i started howling with laughter at the "no I do not fuckin' shine in the fuckin' sunlight". peak comedy i tell you.
Me:hears gunshot
Me who is American: “here we go again.”
Lol 🤣
True tho
giving us a reality check about a guy while getting us free nachos?
amazing 10/10 😌✨
I didn't expect gunshots so early and I jumped on the first one... great rp :)
Same bro I got scared
Welcome to America
That made me jump XD
Fr I jumped and was like "hollyyy shiitttt. '
I actually jumped ;-;
Aw I love him🥰.
The way he said he was a vamp is adorable.
The moment when we touch his face and the thumbnail…
I’m can’t unsee or hear “smoosh”
"You're taking this pretty well....-"
Well I just got shot-
Listen man I can accept him being a vampire. But him being 96 and not 69? Inexcusable >:(.
(Dude you're like MEGA TALENTED. This is awesome ;0)
Or like 420🤣
@@pheonixmints9572take out the zero and he's 42 😂😂
"Well of course, night jobs flip my hours so I'm always up at night instead.
Nah, it doesn't really bother me, I prefer it, actually."
Man, don't we love some dramatic irony.
Also, can I just say how much I flipping love this dynamic between Sky and his Listener/human friend? Not to mention, the script flows like an actual interaction between two people. Awesome Job, Obsidian!
Gun shots jumpscares:
1:55
2:00
2:23
Thank you man
@@on_the_rox7538 👍
Thank you
Could of used this a little sooner but thanks
Thank you
The trigger warnings was there and I still got scared lol
Loud sudden noises scare me and that was a “loud” and “sudden” noise lol
Hello! So, to the new listeners and the old listeners that still get jumpscared, I made a list of timestamps! There are three shots in total:
1:55 - First Shot
2:01 - Second Shot
2:23 - Last Shot
Happy listening!
Thank you!
Aa tysm!
I still jumped Q^Q
YOURE A SAINT THANK YOU
Is it weird that I don’t flinch to gun shots, but I flinch at anyone yelling at me?-
[Gunshots] *Sips Some Tea* ✨America ✨
Hes so cute I physically had to restrain myself from trying to hug him
Same
"No wonder I like you. ...That-! As a friend !!"
That got me so bad 🤣
Well he's turning into Adrian
Him: "So do you have anyother questions?"
Me: "Do you shine in the sun?"
Him: "Wha- no I do not Quacking shine in the Quacking sun! Why does everyone ask that question?"
Me: "Sorry I'm getting Twilight vibes✌"
🤣
No lie I probably ask the same thing as a friendly joke.
But yah twilight fault for that one.
Lol 😆
"No i do not fucking shine in the fucking sunlight! Why does everybody ask that question?!"
This made me laugh so hard. It honestly made me think of twilight.
Twilight vampires are not true vampires they are gay ass Sparkle fairies
@@tylerdunn9683 You're not wrong! 🤣
@@tylerdunn9683😂😂😂😂
him: *rips clothes*
me: wtf richard?!?!?
Frick that made me crack up 😂 11:16
Edit after watching the whole thing: Omg I love him so much, he’s such a sweet heart. Probably my favourite vampire so far.
SAME LMAOOOO
Him: you're not going to call the police, right?
Me: what? No. You're not the one who shot me.
I’ve never laughed so hard at a damn asmr- this shits so well done man
Healing magic? Oh yeah, I got that!
“Sana sana colita de rana, si no sana hoy sanara mañana!”
OMG MY MOM USED TO DO THAT TO ME AND MY SIBLINGS 😂
Fr every Mexican healing magic
Bro this is literally my mom every time I got hurt when I was little 🥺
STAHPP WHYY IS THIS SOO TRUE 🤣
Not even 3 minutes in and instant sub. The shot got me and the ambiance is immaculate.
I did not read the 'Loud Gun Shot' warning and BOY DID MY HEART STOP FOR A SECOND 😂😂
i had my volume up all the way and proceeded to get jumpscared by the gunshots : , )
Omg I just had a heart attack I don’t usually read the titles when I get notifications only what’s on screen when I heared to gun shots I dropped to the floor thinking there was a shooting outside lmao
I will never have enough of this sweet vamp boy 🥺💖
Lol! He's so personable for a vampire! I really love Sky's quirky personality 😂 I would totally be his friend, vampire or not!
You're taking this well...
Yep blood loss and shock are wonderful things sometimes.
wait wait wait im only finding you NOW SERIOUSLY you are literally amazinggggg and i think i just found another favourite person to watchhhhhh
update : the gunshot scared the crap outta me
His little awkward laugh at the end is adorable
What a cute vampire and a really
good drawing. I hope we hear more
from him soon. Thank you for the
great video.🧛💜
I wish everyone a nice day and stay
healthy.
"Now eat your nachos"
People: *screaming because of the shots*
Subtitles: [Applause]
Bruh I knew the gunshot was coming and it still gave me a heart attack
“this is gonna sound a bit-CRINGE” okayokay that got me😂
THE GUN SHOT SCARED THE F OUT OF ME!
HELP I WAS SO SCARED WHEN I HEARD THE GUNSHOT I EVEN JUMP OFF MY BED
Love anything Vampire. Obi you brilliant human. This was awesome.
"now eat chor nachos I paid good money for that" 0:21
This is probably the most accurate modern vampire I have ever seen. The gun shots made me loose my soul. It didn’t help that I have the volume turned up high too. The last question of “Do you shine in the sunlight?” Made me laugh me lungs out honestly. Keep doing that wonderful job
So first of all great respect that you draw your pictures yourself and that all the sounds are so good and realistic. I was really scared, especially because of the shots. In addition, the clinking of the glasses is good. I can really say my respect, you can see your effort immediately.
11:21 the best reaction about him shining in the sunlight! XD
Lmao the twilight reference 🤣
Jesus, those shots scared the living daylights out of me!
Pfft I fucking wheezed at the “no we don’t shine under the sunlight part!”😂
Bro, I can imagine screming out his name when we see him get shot, then screming in pain when we get shot in the leg. Like, the immersiveness of this audio!! I love it! ❤️
I'm shaking, just found your channel and I'm literally in love with your audio already
Why is this exactly my type,
I swear asmr has me developing a whole new side of attraction
I did not read the [gun shot] and got scared haft to death 💀
I put this in the background to chill and play Spiritfarer and have a calming bedtime experience and was ROCKETED (ROCKETED I TELL YOU) out of bed when I heard those gunshots. 😂😂😂 Love the audio!
You did an amazing work! But I laughed when Sky say he don’t shine in the sunlight!! Still made me laugh!! Keep up the great work!!
Oh my goodness!! Those gunshots!!! It is currently 1:42 in the morning with me scared to death, body shaking and literally phone now on the floor probably cracked and sound all the way up!!! Good audio though 🙂
That sudden first shot took my soul out of my body omg 😭
Oh yes nachos the best way to make anyone feel emotionally stable for a moment
Although the gun shots scared me, this was great! This vampire is adorable and I'd be happy to be his friend tbh.
Well done! Can't wait for the continuation.
В 1ый раз, когда услышала 2:00 чуть инфаркт не получила- испугалась😱 Такие оживленные эмоции предают реалистичность истории😉
WOT WAS THAT JESUS CHRIST 1:55
(scared st out of me, great atmosphere!!!)
« I’m 96 » GODDAMN OKAY LIZZIE/ CHERYL!!😍
The gunshot was more realistic then real life! Lmao 😂
"Now eat cha nachos i paid good money for that" ah yes perfect
him: no wonder i like u....
me: come again?
him: as a friend! *nervous laughter*
“Letti how many times did you rewatched this?”
Me:**Yes.**
When i heard the gunshots i screamed😭😭💀and its the middle of the night and my mom woke up,she said if there was smth,I said nothing until my sister barged in and said “SHES LISTENING TO VAMPIRE ASMRS” im dead🥲
I was SLEEPING and that gunshot made me jump out of bed my cat slammed into the wall 😖😹 love it tho .
Holy jesus 😭 that GUNSHOTS SCARED ME AND MY BODY 😭😭😭 MAMA
I have watched this over and over but I need it today because I’m stressed with last minute work and not having a laptop for the next couple days because it needs fixing otherwise it won’t charge…so yeah a this is helping me relax
i knew it was coming, but the gunshots still scared the shit out of me 😅
BRO I GOT SO SCARE WHEN I HAERD THAT GUNSHOT
When he said I’ll knock you out if u have t- *guns to make the sleep forever* look out!
The gun shot made my sister freeze for almost a minute and I'm cackling 😭
Anyone else think of the Eminem and D12 song as the gunshots rang out
One shot, two shot, three shots, four shots, all I hear is gunshots
This is where the fun stops, bodies drop, hit the floor, music's off
Party stops, everybody hit the door, somebody's lickin' shots off
Honestly, one of the firsts things I would say/ask when I feel somewhat at ease at the news is "so are you a sparkling vampire or a BBQ vampire?" I love the trop of vampires being annoyed at the Twilight trop and wpuld definetely tease him with it. 😂
The first gunshot got me frozen and I started laughing, saying: DAAYYHUUUMMMM
love this amazing video, jumped at the gun shots nearly died 😂 was not expecting that . but on the plus side my 4.yr old was killing herself laughing seeing me jump how i did !
Nice voice, great storytelling/acting, immersive story, cute and funny.
I don't know why but this audio gives me only lovers left alive vibes SO MUCH
Amazing job! How can Sky be this awkward and cute, I love him. Please make a part two. I wanna see how this plays out.
[Gun shot] me: look's at brother
My brother: i kinda peed-
Me : ...
ON MY BED!?
THE HELL!
Oh my god this is so good, can't believe I just stumble on it right now rather than earlier. This is a masterpiece
I saw the trigger warning and still go scared.
Loud and sudden noises can trigger my past and that was definitely a “loud” and “sudden” noise, I have to say I’m ok after some light scaring and uneven breathing pared with accelerated heart rate