[M4A] Offering Yourself to an Evil Vampire [Depressed Listener][CW: Suicide Ment.][Mean to Friendly]

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  • @caitlynlouisesumapig1307
    @caitlynlouisesumapig1307 Рік тому +334

    Vamp: now one last time, who sent you?
    me: my depression

  • @calebsauter7674
    @calebsauter7674 Рік тому +203

    Him: Lets talk over tea
    Me: DAMN IT I CAME TO DIE NOT TO GET THERAPY

  • @Vixenschuuring
    @Vixenschuuring Рік тому +109

    "Let's chat over some tea"
    My first thought: "Please put poison in it"

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +29

      Why would a vampire poison their own food? 🥲

    • @Vixenschuuring
      @Vixenschuuring Рік тому +18

      @@TheGuyNotHigh for the extra 🌌spice🌌

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +22

      I thought that was what the adrenaline and cortisol were for 🤔

    • @Vixenschuuring
      @Vixenschuuring Рік тому +15

      @@TheGuyNotHigh nahh poison is better, trust me😂😂

  • @o..Moon_lover..o
    @o..Moon_lover..o Рік тому +173

    I told him to k¡ll me and and he wanna give me tea and therapy 💀

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +48

      Less messy. Smells better. Everyone's in a better mood too 😁

    • @anime.geek330
      @anime.geek330 Рік тому +14

      Ikr, like bro this isn’t what I came here for😂😂

    • @rigure
      @rigure Рік тому +11

      @@anime.geek330 I mean, I'll take it. Someone values my life? I have use to someone? I guess,I can give life another shot

    • @anime.geek330
      @anime.geek330 Рік тому +6

      @@rigure nah. It’s been going on too long 😃 and I no longer trust people bc the person I trusted with all my trauma and issues called me pathetic and a bunch of other stuff

    • @rigure
      @rigure Рік тому +5

      @@anime.geek330 Oh goodness, that's awful. Honestly though, in fantasy you KNOW they won't hurt you, cause they're not real. It's nice to at least imagine someone's there for you. Do you need me to send you a list of reasons to live by the way? I know it's stupid, but there's some really nice little things on there, that you can atleast enjoy from time to time. Like he said, I still have a goal. I haven't traveled yet and I need to go to Japan before anything, so I'm fine. But,I'm ofc worried for some people here. I don't know how old you are but I'd guess you're young enough to still have hope. They say that 30 is a year where lots of things change and usually if you're happy I think you get sadder but if you're not well life's supposed to get better, so I also have my hope on that... point is, I know life's a bitch and I'm not sure if I should really exist because I have no actual use, but I'm not ready to make an irreversible decision, so I really hope you won't either. I know they keep saying "it gets better" and it sounds like a load of BS but.. maybe just a little longer, the sun still shines and rain still calms me... so a little longer

  • @akirananimoto5843
    @akirananimoto5843 Рік тому +158

    Him: "Collecting verious luxuries from around the world."
    Me: "You wouldn't happen to have the luxury of the will to live among all those, would you?"

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +30

      "Hm, I may have just what you're looking for" 🧛‍♂️

  • @LaonOfTheValley
    @LaonOfTheValley Рік тому +192

    "My thralls have over 100 songs memorized..." - my guy sounds like he's advertising an mp3 player from the early 2000s 😔
    also great work as usual!

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +21

      Thank you so much! Maybe, but the sound quality is significantly better 🎹

    • @ObeyMeF.MCOfficial
      @ObeyMeF.MCOfficial Рік тому +16

      The dead magicy people only have over 100 memorised? Pathetic. My brain is basically Spotify Premium.

  • @deaththekid6820
    @deaththekid6820 Рік тому +46

    "it would be wise to obey my orders when you're in my presence" and what are you gonna do? Kill me?

  • @MysticGroveAudio
    @MysticGroveAudio Рік тому +72

    I like to think the Count, in reality, is really sweet with his Thralls

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +22

      I mean, they're not hunters anymore, right? I could see it. Thank you for listening!

    • @MysticGroveAudio
      @MysticGroveAudio Рік тому +20

      @@TheGuyNotHigh I can see him acting mean towards them when other Vampires around, but once they leave he probably turns around and is like "I am so sorry!! 🥺 You guys know I don't mean any of it!!"
      And thank you for making the audio :3

  • @BunnyPonja
    @BunnyPonja Рік тому +72

    I get food, shelter and a reason to live for my blood. Where i can sigh in ? 😂😂😂😂

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +18

      Try your luck at your local vampire manor 😂

  • @llaurenhholmes1162
    @llaurenhholmes1162 Рік тому +417

    I think you should make this into a series and have the vampire fall in love with the human and he becomes very protective of her in and at the end of the series he should have to turn her into a vampire after she tried to kill her self.

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +147

      If I was the one with a talent for writing, I may have written it already 😆. As it is, the writer has only written this scene for these characters and I don't know if they plan on writing more. I'll keep my eye out, though!
      Thank you for the comment!

    • @4amstorm
      @4amstorm Рік тому +46

      NO BC I NEED THIS EXACT PLOT LINE TO BE WRITTEN AND EXECUTED

    • @microwavedmetal
      @microwavedmetal Рік тому +11

      @@TheGuyNotHighnot chat gbt being able write a whole script 😂

    • @CereDulce37
      @CereDulce37 11 місяців тому +28

      Her???
      Gurl this is a M4A
      Yall want all of these for yourself

    • @Vera-ew1fj
      @Vera-ew1fj 11 місяців тому

      @@CereDulce37WRRDDDD FR HAHAHA

  • @AnGerBomB
    @AnGerBomB Рік тому +16

    I like to imagine that even though he's known as evil, he's usually just an asshole at worst.

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +12

      I'd say that's accurate, though I'd be pretty pissy if pretty much everyone who came to visit was trying to kill me 😅

  • @Rehehe_Barley
    @Rehehe_Barley 2 місяці тому +3

    Vamp: Move from that spot and you won't live to see the dawn, do you understand me?
    Me: *starts breakdancing across the room*

  • @FaithMidnight
    @FaithMidnight Рік тому +87

    A depressed human offers herself to you as food and you make her mental and physical health your priority? Are you really an evil vampire or just kill in self defense?
    (Just playing along with the audio here.) Can we get a part two?

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +32

      *gasp* You say that I have..... Empathy?!? How dare you!
      Lol, thank you for the comment!
      As for part 2, the writer hasn't yet written a second part, nor do I know if they will yet. I'll be keeping an eye out myself as I, too, would like to see where this story may go.

  • @ladysternchan
    @ladysternchan Рік тому +70

    This is not Evil...
    He is so nice❤
    Again a great work❤❤

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +18

      Thank you so much! He really is probably a tsundere, even if he doesn't fit the typical trope.

  • @trystannwright4586
    @trystannwright4586 Рік тому +23

    As somebody who deals with depression quite a bit I Really like this audio it's been very helpful thank you

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +7

      I really appreciate the feedback 😊 It's good to know I've been able to make your day a little better, thank you ❤

  • @LarsonElle
    @LarsonElle Рік тому +20

    “Open your pockets. Neow 😡”

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +12

      😾

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +10

      I thought that emoji was gonna look more angry than it does after I posted it 😆

    • @stormywolfhowls
      @stormywolfhowls 6 місяців тому +1

      I've been playing too much slay the spire...
      (Neow is a character)

  • @turt1esharkasmr
    @turt1esharkasmr Рік тому +196

    Yusssss! This is EXACTLY the vibe I had in mind when writing this script. You nailed it! Thanks so much for the fill!
    PS: I see a lot of requests for a part 2 in the comments. I can't make any promises, but I'll definately keep it in mind.

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +32

      Again, thank you so much for sharing your script! I'm so happy you enjoyed it!

    • @elizabethcanfield852
      @elizabethcanfield852 Рік тому +12

      Turtle, I’ve seen a couple of your scripts now and they’re so good!! I get excited when I see your name on them now :D

    • @turt1esharkasmr
      @turt1esharkasmr Рік тому +8

      @@elizabethcanfield852 Awww, thank you! That means a lot ^_^

  • @Anton_the_Vampire
    @Anton_the_Vampire Рік тому +9

    "no purpose" sounds about right actually.

  • @kimsmeltzer6083
    @kimsmeltzer6083 Рік тому +22

    this is...unexpectedly therapeutic.

  • @epicureanbard
    @epicureanbard 6 місяців тому +10

    Vampire Lord: "Empty your pockets"
    Me: My liege, I am a female wearing skinny jeans. I don't *have* pockets. It's partly why I'm here.

    • @nonsense618
      @nonsense618 19 днів тому

      As a fellow female this is accurate, I too would seek death partly because of our chronic lack of pockets

  • @rigure
    @rigure Рік тому +17

    He feels bad for taking our blood, but the main reason I love vampires is because I feel useless and the ONE thing I can't mess up is blood donations...
    Like, seriously, this is my ideal existence. Serving as a food source. Sad, maybe, but a human needs purpose and that's the only I can think of. If I weren't more of a burden I'd happily serve as his food until the day I die, so long as I have a job, so long as I'm useful.. And, well, the company and occasional words of encouragement do help...

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +6

      And that vampire is also quite lonely. Probably would appreciate a hug every once in a while 🥰❤

    • @turt1esharkasmr
      @turt1esharkasmr Рік тому +5

      I promise you're not useless, my friend. We're all special in our own ways and you being here right now is all the reason you need to keep going.

  • @Zhzi-z1u
    @Zhzi-z1u Рік тому +17

    "who sent you here"
    ...the rain.

  • @magnificoabsol
    @magnificoabsol Рік тому +54

    This feels... nice, we came hoping for death and end up with at least a new purpose, even if it's only for company and feeding it feels hopeful.

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +13

      It's one of the tropes of vampires I happen to really like. There's room for more in the story and time will tell if a part 2 comes out. Thank you for the comment!

  • @Lt.SEC6248
    @Lt.SEC6248 Рік тому +10

    I myself personally do not have any 'You know what thoughts'
    But this has to arguably be one of the most interesting vampire ASMRs I have listened to in a while, what I really liked was how this Vampire is not truly evil in my mind because:
    1. The only people that he kills and enslaves are people trying to kill him so it's Untimately self-defense on his end
    2. He has unflinching empathy for the listener and wants nothing more than the listener to be happy and well!
    (Yes you can argue that ultimately it's a form of manipulation because they are being used as a food source but it's done in a way that it makes sense and not necessarily any form of malice in my opinion)

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +5

      He definitely is only 'Evil' by reputation. He's got some selfish pragmatism from all the years of being hunted and shunned, but that flicker of empathy and compassion really ices the cake. I'm honestly a little surprised I haven't seen another fill for this yet.

  • @hlajudhr
    @hlajudhr Рік тому +17

    This... actually helps a lot. Thank you for this

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +3

      Happy to help 😊 thank you for listening!

  • @summershawley5052
    @summershawley5052 Рік тому +33

    This was good. Loved it even. Maybe a part 2?

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +3

      Thank you for the kind words!
      The writer hasn't written a part 2 at this point. I honestly am not sure if they will write a part 2, but I'll be checking their page in case it gets released

    • @summershawley5052
      @summershawley5052 Рік тому +2

      @@TheGuyNotHigh even so. Can't wait for what audio will be next

  • @otters.n.potstickers9631
    @otters.n.potstickers9631 Рік тому +21

    I honestly haven’t been having the best day, and this actually helped me feel better (at like 1 in the morning but shhhhh)
    Thanks, my dude :>

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +7

      Glad to be of service 😊 Thank you for listening!

  • @gabidagabida
    @gabidagabida Рік тому +20

    This was REALLY good, I couldn’t help but smile at the end. Made me really really happy. Have a wonderful day. Maybe a part 2?

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +4

      Thank you so much! I'm glad it made you smile!
      The writer has only written this scene so far and I haven't heard anything alluding to a part 2. The script is only a week old at this point, so who knows?

    • @gabidagabida
      @gabidagabida Рік тому +3

      @@TheGuyNotHigh all cool! Either way it was quite nice and you did a good job ☺️

  • @sophie.6924
    @sophie.6924 8 місяців тому +2

    I appreciate the warnings and the hotline (even for my country!) I'm not gonna listen due to that, but I will look around your other audios. I got this in my recommends and was curious, and I guess some others might too. So thank you for putting trigger warnings 💕

  • @Womp_womp.to.you_
    @Womp_womp.to.you_ Рік тому +3

    All my attempts have failed lmao, and now ive made a promise w my friend if he doesnt die i wont either.

  • @FaithMidnight
    @FaithMidnight 4 місяці тому +1

    I want a part two. I like this story.

  • @knowledgedomain9209
    @knowledgedomain9209 2 місяці тому

    A human who goes looking for death is certainly an interesting prompt! I like this vampire who threatens to kill them multiple times, but won't do it if it's actually wanted. Very good job!
    In my head, the Crimson Mansion boasts a truly impressive number of beautiful tea sets from all over the world.

  • @YueAki
    @YueAki 7 місяців тому +1

    I really like this one. Makes me feel safe

  • @puglife658
    @puglife658 7 місяців тому +2

    If he’s not gonna kill me then no I can’t give him my blood. I can’t do blood. Not in that way at least. I mean maybe if he does it while I sleep and there are no wounds in the morning I could do it but anything other than that and no I can’t do it.

  • @kaedatiger
    @kaedatiger Рік тому +16

    Suicide hotline is way more triggering for me than suicide content

    • @roscothepug28
      @roscothepug28 3 місяці тому +2

      Same. Was scared to accidentally call them, so I hid in the comments. 😂

    • @sparklepugtea
      @sparklepugtea 2 місяці тому

      Once I called and they left me on hold. I live purely out of spite now lmao

  • @gingerdude
    @gingerdude 5 місяців тому

    This was very comforting

  • @PrincessLydia
    @PrincessLydia Рік тому +2

    I just stumbled upon this video, and I absolutely love the change of mood! Keep up the incredible work!

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +2

      Thank you so much! 🥰 I enjoy making this content, so there's plenty more to come 😊

  • @koogi5284
    @koogi5284 Рік тому +5

    THE HOTLINE CAME UP

  • @anime.geek330
    @anime.geek330 Рік тому +5

    FINALLY ONE FOR ME

  • @2005hadeel
    @2005hadeel Рік тому +9

    I love evil vampires

  • @Dominik4Life792
    @Dominik4Life792 Рік тому +6

    alright. why did i cry? What kind of cursed magic is this?🤔🤔🤔

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +2

      Don't mind me, just reading off the spe- I mean script 🙄👀😶😁

  • @duhasharaf6442
    @duhasharaf6442 Рік тому +9

    I needddd a parttt 2!!!

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +3

      The writer has mentioned that they may consider writing a second part to this story. I'll be keeping an eye out if that happens 😀

    • @duhasharaf6442
      @duhasharaf6442 Рік тому +1

      @@TheGuyNotHigh thank youu!!

  • @jelly-cat-
    @jelly-cat- Рік тому +4

    8:53 thats just a more often period 😂

  • @SejlinaMorningstar
    @SejlinaMorningstar Рік тому +3

    I love this audio really
    Part 2 pretty please😍❤️🥺

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +2

      The writer has said they'll keep it in mind, but I haven't seen anything yet. I try keep an eye out for any sequels for any of the scripts I fill 👁

  • @LilThreat88
    @LilThreat88 11 місяців тому

    0:49 my answer: "Don't threaten me with a good time!" 😂
    Excited for this! Just found your channel and subbed already!

  • @SwitchMufaza
    @SwitchMufaza Рік тому +4

    Part 2 pleasee

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +3

      The writer has said they may keep it in mind, so we will see 👀 Fingers crossed!

  • @nonsense618
    @nonsense618 18 днів тому

    Vamp: I'm going to kill you
    Me: OK
    Vamp: .......well now I am not doing it

  • @GabrielMicheal77710
    @GabrielMicheal77710 Рік тому +4

    I wish I were dead.

    • @turt1esharkasmr
      @turt1esharkasmr Рік тому +3

      I'm so sorry you feel that way. I've been in your position before, and it's never easy. But I promise it does get better. I know it doesn't feel like it. I didn't think it would get better. But it did for me, so I know it will for you to. Trust me.

    • @GabrielMicheal77710
      @GabrielMicheal77710 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@turt1esharkasmr Thank you. 😢

  • @ValerynValentine
    @ValerynValentine Рік тому +6

    I LOVE HIM WHAT 🥹😭🥺

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +1

      Hehe, vampires do tend to have some *charm* to them

  • @SolarEclipseOGMoon
    @SolarEclipseOGMoon Місяць тому

    At this rate; yes id stay with a Vampire.

  • @Ssketches-s
    @Ssketches-s Місяць тому

    Helpline is *ucking closed

  • @ellisynpupx
    @ellisynpupx Рік тому +15

    4:55 😳....... 🥲
    this was oddly nice n comforting
    thanks for this ❤
    btw what do we call you? (ive been calling u 'the guy' to friends LOL)

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Рік тому +6

      Aw, thank you!
      Honestly, I realize I might not have thought that one all the way through.... If a script asks me to use my VA name, the plan is to stick with Guy or the long form, Guido

    • @ellisynpupx
      @ellisynpupx Рік тому +4

      @@TheGuyNotHigh got it! 📝 o7