Madame Web - How to Get Bullied by the Internet Again | Anatomy of a Failure
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Madame Web is another Sony Spider-man universe movie, following up the super successful Morbius that made 300 morbillion dollars (as covered in my Morbius - How to Get Bullied by the Internet video). And this time too, the result is that Madame Web became a meme all around the internet. Somehow, Madame Web is even worse than Morbius. So in today's Anatomy of a Failure, let's see why that is... how Madame Web manages to be the worst types of a broken film possible. It was Morbin' Time before. Now It's Webbin' Time.
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Madame Web (2024)
In a switch from the typical genre, Madame Web tells the standalone origin story of one of Marvel publishing's most enigmatic heroines. The suspense-driven thriller stars Dakota Johnson as Cassandra Webb, a paramedic in Manhattan who develops the power to see the future… and realizes she can use that insight to change it. Madame Web - The Best Movie of the Year Madame Web - a Hilarious Disaster Madame Web full movie watch online free 4k clips hd madame web vs morbius it's morbin time it's webbin time morbius vs madame web madame web worst movie of the year funny moments bad moments madame web flop everything wrong with madame web honest trailer madame web memes Forced to confront revelations about her past, she forges a relationship with three young women bound for powerful destinies...if they can all survive a deadly present. - Фільми й анімація
If Hollywood keeps this up, there won't be a Film Perfection video this whole year...
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I didn't love Madame Web, but I didn't hate this movie, & I didn't enjoy it as much as the Venom movies, but it was more enjoyable than Morbius. The problem is Sony is still trying to make a live-action Spider-Verse without Garfield as Spider-Man, & instead they are making movies about the villains & side characters.
What about dune part 2 and Godzilla x kong the new empire they deserve to be film perfection videos
Do a video about Napoloen (2023) and Comparing it with Master and Commander in regards on how to do a Historical Movie.
Godzilla minus one pleeeease 🙏
Do godzilla x kong sooner
Madam web: “I am your mother’s, brother’s, paramedic, coworker”
Spider-Man: “so what does that make us?”
Madam web: “absolutely nothing”
The name "Morbius" was actually a subtle bit of foreshadowing by Sony, because every film they put out is more BS than the last.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Morbius
More BS
I hate you, Sony.
An original comment. AND it’s funny. Gold star for you 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
well played sony, well played
I loved that scene when the villain was like "How did you know?" and Madame Web responded with "I checked it on the web." I had tears in my eyes...
Tears of joy🥹
I really can't tell if you're joking or not and I refuse to google it. I mean, this movie is so dumb that it might actually have that line, lmao.
Glory to Jesus Christ. Repent and be forgiven. God protect all. Pray for others to find Jesus Christ, have no idolatry.❤🔥
@@warlock_r It's real. She also says, "It's webbin' time" at the end
@@LuisSierra42😂😂😂
A Spider-Man cinematic universe without Spider-Man in it is one of the ideas ever created
A good writer, or group of writers, can easily make that work, just like a good plumber can fix a toilet with a $5 wrench or a $200 wrench.
The problem is, when you have Sony and the guys who made Morbius, trying to make that work, which is like trying to restore a 1967 Chevy with a drunk wine aunt who only takes Uber. They were doomed from the start by even thinking up a movie like Madame Web.
I cannot disagree with that factual statement.
@@MarvinPowell1 It really shows us how much the cast of Venom (especially Tom Hardy) can carry most movies. Granted Venom is a great character when being written by someone competent.
The next revolution of all time: Phase 7,8 and 9 being the Mutant Saga.......without Wulvy
Sony is too stupid to make money
I know they want to keep the IP but when you think about it, they really did make a movie about "Spiderman's mother's, brother's, paramedic coworker"
A Spaceballs-style parody seems a better idea…
@@markiangooleyFrickin LOVE that movie
@@gabe5918Since we got History of the World Part 2, I'm holding out hope for Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money
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Still waiting for Space Balls 2..... 😢
Madame Web is truly the anti-movie. The movie no one wanted and nobody thought would ever be good. Sony has truly gone sicko mode for this.
#IBlameAviArad
I feel like superhero movies nobody wants to watch has been sony's thing for longer than it hasn't at this point. Idk why people even bother giving them a shot anymore.
They got lobotomized
No wonder. The movie was made only because of one single reason. If Sony doesn't produce a Spider-Man based movie in every five years and nine months, the Spider-Man rights go back to Marvel. It's even more laughable that as Spider-Man is now (temporarily) on MCU, Sony can't use it in its own Spider-Man Universe movies.
Personally a movie without spiderman is a dumb idea. It sort of work with venom but that's because everyone loves venom.
It can work. Just unfortunately they just doing this to keep ip instead of making a good film.
When she dumped the girls in the forest i couldn't stop laughing. It was like a grade school kid wrote this script for a creative writing class.
Which they failed and were told to pursue a Gender Studies degree
Ok she has the girls and needs to protect them what does she do? I know she stores them in the forest...but now what do i do with the girls in the forest? Oh i know they're hungry now so they go to the dîner and the Bad Guy is there i'm a genius!
Right? In a conveniently cleared spot with a tiny campfire.
It's like no one has ever been to a forest.
It's also clearly not a new York forest
@@KrytoRift but there's still food smells strong enough for the girls to find the dîner!
@romainrondeau4242 yeah right?! 😅
People: "This is the worst comic book movie of 2024"
Sony: "This is the worst comic book movie of 2024 *so far*"
Kraven and V3: Hold my morb
@@tagir9123 no, i dont think venom 3 going to be so bad
🤷
Don't know about Venom, but Kraven - as bad as it will be - seems to have a story that's less random than Madame Web. He has a really crappy dad, who's part of the Russian mafia, he will somehow get powers from a lion and then he will go on a rampage to stop/kill Russell Crowe-dad. As bad as it sounds it looks at least more straight forward than anything from Miss Web.
Kraven looks like trash only because he is vegan or something 😂😂
The action looks good
A protagonist effectively developing paranoid schizophrenia out of debatably-true visions of the future sounds like a great premise for a thriller/psychological horror movie.
Sounds like an average day to me.
Watch the movie "Blink"
they could have made her powers better if they were more consistent, she accidentaly changes the future even tough she isn't even aware, like the bird scene. Sometimes it's just not future reading, she's simply seeing the consequences of not doing something she was already gonna do either way
There's a game kinda like that, but it's not a horror game, it's an action game.
Isn't that Final Destination?
Madame Web isn't a film, it's a performance art piece about why we need to stop making superhero movies.
It's a go-to tool about how to INSTANTLY get turned off
Not really. It's more like stop making BAD superhero movies
@@boribori609 All super hero movies are bad super hero movies though
@@Yuxktaspider-man 2 and the dark knight are good movies. They’re actual movies first and foremost that just happen to be about comic characters.
Dark knight being a great noir and spider-man being a great character study
@Yuxkta sure buddy. So bad that some made more than a billion. Stay in your fantasy land🤣🤡
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"
Looking forward for Sony's Kraven The Hunter from the screenwriters of..."Transformers: The Last Knight" and "MIB: International"
#IBlameAviArad
@@Zombiesnyder13Do you blame Avi Arad for Across The Spiderverse as well? He had nothing to do with Madame Web.
@@Mopark25
He had nothing to do with Madame Web
But he has everything to do with Kraven The Hunter
I shiver already 😂 All these questionable appointments like why? How? Who put them in the option mix?
First time I knew the term BBW was from a Transformers movie, of all things. Michael Bay is so weird.
That opening killed me.
"Spiderman's mother's, brother's, co-worker...." 😅😂🤣💀
Oh Gawd! The hair loss segway! 🤣💀☠
“What’s that make us?”
“Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.”
It was the goat that got me. 😂
"I hate when I get my Webs twisted!"
If you want to see a female protagonist with premonition, watch "That's So Raven".
Or Final Destination 2 and 3.
@@ThomasFisher-jr6bn that too💯
It only really hits you just how much of a war crime this "movie" is once you get hit with that core memory nostalgia and remember there was a time you could actually get invested in a 22-minute episode plot of _That's So Raven_ 😂
I'm not even meming, I distinctly recall getting the feels that time Raven's dad lost his job and the relief I felt the first time she saw his Chill Grill in a vision. It's really not that hard to create a coherent narrative lol
@@mollusckscramp4124 Remember that episode where Raven gets a modeling gig but they use another girl''s body in the photos? That made a better feminist statement than all the "MCU girl power"movies combined.
@@NJGuy1973 huh? great catch
“Morbius is rock bottom, good thing we brought a shovel”
-Sony
You'd need a pickaxe, not a shovel.
Satan: Alright, ALRIGHT!! I'LL HELP YOU MAKE THE MOVIE!!! *exasperated cursing*
If he biult an "empire" why would himself do all the work to kill 3 random girls on a fucking train instead of sending assassins... so bad it hurts my brain!
Because.......movie
Yeah if you like thinking, best to avoid these films.
Maybe he personally wanted to see the girls dying because of he's ego. If that's the case, he should have wore a disguise or something. It would have been much cooler. Madame Web saving the girls from a mysterious masked assassin who for some reason wanted some random three teenage girls dead.
He could use bomb or poison or "accident" Stuff by doing it from the shadow.
And there silenced gun option too.
Im glad i just know this movie today😂
And why the eff is he BAREFOOT?? 🤣🤣🤣
Morbius: I'm the worst comic book movie.
Madame Web: Hold my -web- beer.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
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#IBlameAviArad
I'm about to proof you morb
@@tagir9123its webbin time
The marvels?
I'm reminded of a line from Futurama. "A fight scene has broken out at the special effects warehouse."
I love it when in the middle of the movie, madame web just suddenly goes to another country just to get a quick exposition, easily found the exact spot her mother died in the middle of a freaking jungle, i know maybe she was using her power to get there quickly even tough the movie didnt show it, but the movie treat it like she was going to a central park or something, she immediately back in new york just in time to save the girl
How did her powers get her on a plane?
Your so wrong. She obviously fast traveled.
@@Loch1210 she found an infinite way to get a free ticket online obviously
@@skyh3r0es duhhhh silly me
@@artificiallystupidintellig8819 But normally you can only fast-travel to places you already visited ...
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Oh wait, she was born there. My mistake.
5:20 The Fact that it took FOUR writers to work on the Script is wild 😂
They must've had a very short deadline
And they must have been cheap, so they thought that having four working together was better than one working alone
@@Zombiesnyder13Which is a major problem. If one head isn’t enough to view a vision of the story/ script then what makes three more people ok?
I was looking up two of them: Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless. They're on track to Friedberg-Seltzer infamy.
Lots of writer credits often means they kept trying to save a busted script. Doesn't always mean they succeeded :P
4 Brain cells to rub together
i do feel bad for Dakota Johnson who thought this role was a MCU role so no wonder she fired her Talent Agent
Doubt
Answer me this: It's easy for someone like me who has been in love with the MCU for a decade, but wouldn't somebody who signed on to BE a superhero - who was no doubt previously someone who didn't do superheroes a day in her life, that's obvious - do something like, I don't know - F****** CHECK WIKIPEDIA ABOUT THE PHASE 5 ROSTER?!!
the woman in 34, not 84, the Internet should be a thing to her😵💫
@@tagir9123She's a hollyweird actress, theres at least a 80% chance that shes disconnected from reality and cant do anything by herself.
Talent agent? Don't you need talent for that hahahah
She was fucking terrible regardless.
When I first saw an ad for this movie I thought it was a satire of superhero movies, then I saw Marvel in the corner. This movie is so bad I thought it was satire...
It's a Sony movie
I didn’t see the trailer, Leg Oh She.
Superhero Movie is a better Superhero Movie than Madame Web.
I believe HISHE did it best with their phrasing for this movie “How about you go and cancel this movie and put this money into projects that people will actually want to watch”
I've said this before, and I'll say it again: Madame Web is this generation's The Room and will be remembered twenty years from now for being the rock bottom of Hollywood (superhero) movies.
_"I did not kidnap them! It's bullcrap! I did NOT kidnap them! I did not! Oh, hi Ben!"_
"You are tearing me apart,peter"
@@erenjaeger-qy3yqLegally they cant name Peter, so they have to say something like "YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, UNCLE BEN's NEPHEW!"
You're just a little spider, cheep cheep cheep cheep
I don't think it's at all comparable. The Room was an independent film made by an unknown on a low budget. Madame Web was made by a major studio with a big budget. Madame Web is more like Battlefield Earth
I agree. The Room was made on a low budget and was intended to be a genuinely good movie. When it wasn't Tommy pivoted into making comedies. Sony's sucked for a while but they keep doubling and tripling down on garbage. I find it hard to believe that everyone involved thought this would succeed.@johnprager662
Whats amazing is the writers of Madame Web also wrote Mobius.
Along with Gods of Egypt which I recall was not exactly very good either.
Why do they keep hiring these people lol
@@rickyspanish4792 nepotism or they known hollywood producers dirty little secrets
Filmento made a video about Gods of Egypt even before Morbius came out, calling it "one of the worst movies he's ever watched" which is wild because I'm a long time viewer and he usually doesn't say that. He's just reviewing the good and the bad parts of a movie and makes suggestions on how they can become better.
There's something fundamentally wrong with these writers, I think.
@@senny- Not only these writers. There are many, so many writers who constantly get hired to write scripts for big movies, even if their previous works were panned AND the movies didn't even make money.
You would think that especially movie producers who are only interested in the box office stay as far away from these writers as they can. But no, they still get jobs. I don't know what this is: nepotism, stupidity of the producers or whatever ...
@@lordmontymord8701nepotism or some sh1t like blackmail 😂
I like gods of Egypt but man the plot is so fcking bad
This *should be* the golden standard for making a trash comic book movie.
It is for sure
Creators of Kraven the Hunter: "Hold our beers."
I've never seen Madame Web, but the way you summarized the movie actually sounds like a really interesting premise for a psychological horror. Imagine getting bestowed with a super power, but not realizing what it is, so instead of going around saving people, you end up going insane.
Spoiler
Persona 4
Yeah, throwing people into a TV World you have not explored will save their lives.... 4sure!
You know what that’s a good idea
So...funny enough, I think the writers and director did want to make it (or at least thought they could make) a psychological thriller, but then it seemed Sony did what Sony does best and interfered with "Spiderman but not Spiderman". Who knows though?
Spider-Man but not Spider-Man?
That is so depressing..,
It’s like a baconator but with no bacon
Madame Webb: The Superhero who can't even open a can of pop...
She can’t even see
Godzilla minus one video please im begging
Seconded!
And Godzilla x Kong new Empire on how it developed characters without speech😁
Don’t think it’s possible until we get a decent non-theater release
@@josho7138 That literally just came out. We won't see a video of it at any time soon.
He needs the video to release for streaming in order to get footage, so we'll have to wait until it's out of theaters
1:50 That “broke my window and put 4 more in” joke took me 2 seconds to understand and then hit hard😂😂
The idea that you can just steal a Yellow Cab and get away with it was hilarious.
Bright yellow and Lo Jacked. Subtle.
How did she get from Peru to New York (when she was a baby)? Who raised her? How/why was she not picked up on the face sensor when she went back to Peru? Who was the pilot? Why were they willing to transport a wanted criminal (presumably to & from Peru)? How lomg did all that take? Why did no one report the stolen taxi with no license plates driving around the city? How did she learn to use her powers? Why did she get reperted but not the Spider guy beating up officers in a train station? And so many more questions they didn't even bother to think about.
Well if you’re going to bring in logic.........
.....just consume product"
@@tagir9123and get ready for next product 😂😂😂😂
....and waive your braincells and common sense
Let's start even before that - if you want logic - with who flew a pregnant women in the third trimester to Peru? Or has she been there for months? Why did she think looking for magic spiders in her condition was a good idea? Yes, she wanted a cure for her daughter, but i think she could have waited until the baby was born.
And how in the hell did Madame Webbing come to the conclusion her mother hated her? I can understand that she could have developed negative feelings towards her mother if her childhood in foster care wasn't that great. But she seemed to know her mother died during childbirth and she had her mother's notes all that time ... notes that showed her mother loved her. But we needed that conflict for the scene where she met her mother in a vision - awesome writing.
Madam Web is the ultimate proof that the writing talent in Hollywood has been lost for years.
How does Sony make arguably THE BEST spider man films and at the exact same time arguably the worst aswell
This is a damn phenomenon
It’s almost like there were decades between the two with completely different people attached to them. Sony is just a company name lmao
I'm pretty sure at least in the beginning the Spiderverse-movies were only seen as a little side-project by Sony. Yeah, let those guys that are really into the comic books make their animated movie, who cares. Will probably not make much money, not as much as our great non-Spider-Man cinematic universe ...
But Madame Web - that one will bring in the big bucks.
Because Spiderman from Marvel is original and made by SAM RAIMI
The ones with Andrew are bad by plot i would say
@Morfe02 The first one was awesome. The second one was pretty bad, though.
@@Keznen i feel the opposite very much, in fact the 2nd is better in almost all
This movie could have been even better had it actually been about the three Spiderwomen becoming the heroes they were destined to become. Instead, they're running away for almost the entire movie, which is a shame, because Sydney Sweeney, Celeste O'Connor and Isabela Merced had great onscreen chemistry.
Also, Sydney has great.....
@@tagir9123 The funny thing is that from the opinion i have heard of a lot of people, the biggest dissapointment for almost all of them is not seeing Sydney in a skin tight leather suit.
@@tagir9123 Too bad wardrobe dressed her in rags. The person who designed her dress at the premiere should be in charge of wardrobe, if not the actresses themselves.
I think you and I have drastically different opinions of what the phrase "great onscreen chemistry" means.
@@rars0n The bar is in hell because of modern hollywood
Well, it’s not the first time Dakota Johnson acted in a bad movie that premiered on a Valentines Day.
The difference is 50 Shades was a financial success and made back its budget 10x over.
@@johnprager662movie is still terrible
@@johnprager662So the moral of the story is that she should stick to starring in poorly made porn based of Twilight bdsm fics?
@@ninjanibba4259none was arguing that
Fifty Shades of Web?
"Let me catch you in my web of pain..."
I feel hilariously bad for Dakota Johnson. From the recent press tour of this movie, you can just tell that she looked so absolutely done with the movie to the point that she didn't even care anymore. 😂
I don't. She's a terrible actress and her performance in this terrible movie further underlines just how bad her acting is. In a movie with so many things being subpar, her acting managed to stand out.
I feel bad for Dakota Johnson, too. For starters, she actually _can_ act! She was in the remake of Suspiria and was great in it.
Second, she doesn't actually attack any of the audience or fans, which considering she's a third-generation nepo-baby and lives in Hollywood, is more impressive than you'd think.
Third, she revealed in press tours she really didn't want to do superhero movies cause she doesn't see herself as heroic or right for the genre, but her agency lied to her about it being a Marvel Studios (MCU) movie, and it clearly wasn't. The script then had several rewrites once the director was brought on board and the director wanted to turn the movie into a 2003 thriller that had nothing to do with superheroes.
And to top it all off, she was then contractually obligated to do press tours for the movie she knew was bad while filming it. It's literally filming someone humiliating themselves, then making them publicly show off the video to everyone.
And again, Dakota Johnson hasn't once said anything negative about any fans or paying customers, unlike much of Hollywood.
So yeah, she deserved much better than this. I'd honestly tell her to quit Hollywood now and just start a UA-cam channel or make her own independent films or something, cause you can tell she genuinely loves the industry, but thinks Hollywood is all there is to movies and acting.
She can act. I find hard to take her seriously because she looks EXACTLY like who you get if you crossed Don Johnson with Melanie Griffith - her actual parents! She’s beautiful but she looks ridiculously like them.
@@markiangooleywhat does looks have to do with her lack of acting skills?
I have no sympathy for her. She should have known better than to accept a superhero role to begin with, she's the Fifty Shades girl, and she made her money. Whether she can act or not I don't care. As a woman I find it insulting to have the Fifty Shades girl be presented to me as a person I'm supposed to see as a hero, of any kind. Never going to happen.
I remember seeing 1 ad for this, thinking "well that's gonna be bad" and this video is the only reminder I've had since that it exists.
0:15 😂 well at least Morbius can have the epitaph 'well at least it's not as bad as Madam Web'
"We really did our best"
I haven’t seen it but no one is mentioning the spiderman suit, this video mentions that the bad guy “has a spider suit” and points out that’s silly but what IS the explanation for that? Like, in the comics?
Because this is set before Spiderman was born, yes?
And Spiderman designed his own suit, didn’t he?
So is it explained why this guy also has a Spiderman suit?
Keep your logic away
What he said. You're only going to hurt yourself.
Maybe he saw Spiderman in the future and thought it was cool?
This was an old black and white version of the spiderman suit
2Madame 2Web will be 🔥
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I'm holding out for Madame Web: Tokyo Drift.
Madame Web II, The Revenge.
Madame Web II: The Webbening
Madame & Web
Madame 5
Madame Web 6
Web 7
The Fate of the Web
W9
Madame 10
Sony fascinates me because they make the worst live action Spider-Man movies but they make terrific animated Spider-Man movies
You should do an anatomy of a failure for ‘Wish’. For a Disney 100 year celebration movie, it was such a let down.
A movie about an evil Spider-Man sounds dope
It really does...too bad we will NEVER get a good one!
The villain in this movie is quite good and menacing in this film.
And they already did it: Superior Spider-Man.
@@MarvinPowell1Key word: Movie
@@upfulsoul826 Don't lie.
I actually love the idea of a villain having a vision he's going to be killed by someone so he tries to kill them first and that's what starts the process where he dies in the end.
It's like a Greek tragedy.
it’s not like a Greek tragedy, it is a Greek tragedy, Creon
You're not nitpicking, when You're asking Valid questions
Reminds me a lot of that willy wonka experience like a week ago. I couldn't stop dying of laughter when THE UNKNOWN randomly shows up. Each of the movie scenes feels so disconnected, like something new is happening but for an entirely different reason from the last scene.
Gradation:
"we're gonna make a story"
"we're gonna make a movie"
"we're gonna make money"
"we're gonna make"
"we’re gonna make a masterpiece"
"we’re gonna make a disaster"
@@user-tw3rh9po4t "I'm gonna make Graduation."
"He made Graduation."
"He made Graduation."
nice pfp
I’m convinced there are only two reasons people even acknowledged this movie exists (let alone made fun of it) and Sydney Sweeney is both of them.
In that taxi scene I was basically yelling at my TV telling her to go to the police station. It's the most obvious, simplest, safest thing to do.
Didn't you see the five stars on the screen? Screw the police, they already had the army gunning for her.
Morbius: I'm the worst comic book movie.
Madame Web: And I took that personally.
Kraven the Hunter: "The limit DOES NOT EXIST!"
Sony should just let Phil Lord and Chris Miller be in charge of their live-action Marvel movies
They're the only ones that know what they're doing
I can’t believe I ended up in the reality where morbius is a good movie when it came to madame web
No, both are terrible
@@ninjanibba4259 no I mean I actually heard people who weren’t joking actually say morbius is better and that’s one of the craziest things I’ve ever heard
You're not sure how it happened, but it probably has something to do with Spider-Man?
Madame Webb: Spiderman, I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Peter Parker: *pause* What's that make us?
Madame Webb: Absolutely nothing.
(Definitely not a scene from Spaceballs.)
where is the 'Dune: Part Two' Film Perfection review? has been a month since it was released so it's time...🗿
Loved the moment she said it's webbing time and then Madamed all over the place. Truly one of the all time films ever made.
And to add insult to injury Dakota Johnson and Sydney Sweeney thought that they were going to join the MCU, instead they joined a different MCU:
Morbius Cinematic Universe.
They'd be screwed either way, most likely. Disney's newest Marvel movies are trash too.
I like how on your channel you always go for the problem, or strength that is not on the surface. You go deeper, unlike most youtube videos. Thank you
also, every time you said, "it doesn't matter how great the dialogue is, it won't work if they say the wrong thing." made me smile.
All I can say is 1) Thank you! This channel often echoes my own thoughts, feelings and questions. It’s nice to know that I am not alone in my ruthless nerdiness regarding a lot of “popular” films, how they’re written, shot, edited, etc. AND 2) This channel should comprise the majority of a syllabus for EVERY person hoping to make a career in the TV/Film industry…
I overheard a lady talking about this movie while at a DMV. She described the plot as "a movie about a side character that no one wanted that does nothing with the spider man movies". That hit me hard, coming from a state employment office known for a lack of common sense or intelligence.
In the comment section of the trailer for this movie, some guy who was part of a test screening actually revealed how the movie ends in a reply to my comment (I tried to predict how it would end based on the footage in the trailer) on that video and didn't seem as enthusiastic for this movie as you would have expected.
When the movie actually came out it explained a lot of things.
YIKES
well, what did he say
Kept waiting for the part where she queefs out webs to trap the bad guy, but it never happened.
This guys use of memes is perfection 😂
VENOM had the writer from 50 SHADES OF GREY (who is also directing THE LAST DANCE)
MORBIUS had the writers from GODS OF EGYPT (Who are also behind MADAME WEB)
And KRAVEN THE HUNTER has the writers from TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT
AVI ARAD ruined everything again
And he isn't even involved in MADAME WEB
But he is behind BORDERLANDS though
You literally just copy this comment every Spider-Man video essay, don't you?
@@somecallmejeremy
#IBlameAviArad
Lol😂😂
My expectations for it were already low but now i have another reason to dread Borderlands.
Borderlands is dead
Madame: "I'll protect these three random girls I've met in the tube from that psico spider-person, no matter what!"
Me: "How noble of you! What about the police oficers that you try to protect you and the three random girls from that psico spider-dude?"
Madame: "Uh..."
It's a Wonder Womb Womb!
Men just work for it...
Madame Web is a movie with characters that takes place in a world.
This movie made me feel like I was having a brain aneurysm & a stroke simultaneously
Kraven the Hunter next up 😂🦁💀 good luck 👍
This movie is the most textbook example of a director who tries to copy what other, much better movies have done without understanding even the slightest bit about how or why those other movies did those things. What's so incredible about it is how this ineptitude permeates literally every aspect of the movie, from the cinematography, to the editing, to the line delivery. Lots of people contributed to this trainwreck, and they don't necessarily get a pass either, but the ultimate responsibility falls on the director.
That said, the writing is exceptionally bad. The villain has a premonition of being killed by these teenage girls, so he decides to hunt them down. The only problem is, Madame is a useless husk of a human being who only gets motivated to get off her sorry ass when she sees visions of him coming after the girls, who are themselves anonymous nobodies. So the initial action he takes to save his future is the only reason his life was ever in jeopardy in the first place. Up until that point, Madame hated her mother and never would have known that he had killed her if he hadn't started hunting down these girls. The logical inconsistencies throughout this movie are mind-boggling.
The villain doesn't know why he had a dream about TOTAL STRANGERS killing him; yet, his first and only rationale is to kill them first?
Maybe. . .just maybe, if you don't give these TOTAL STRANGERS motivation to want to kill you, they'd never know you existed; they definitely wouldn't have YOU TRYING TO KILL THEM as motivation to seek revenge and kill you 🤷♂️🤷♂️
Have to love self-fulfilling prophecies...in a terrible story where they make clear from the start seemingly that she can outright change the future.
Surely the first thing you'd do is work out how to survive?? He absolutely has the money for a squad of spider-bodyguards.
@@tifinityWhy not have Spider-Bodyguards be the central threat and Ezekiel be the final boss?
Also the prophecy goes to the Window for basically the man spider is killed by a Pepsi sign and no by three girls
@@jturner2577 Ezekiel in the comics appears out of nowhere and goes right after Spiderman; but WHY was explained throughout the story. There's no "why" for him to have that "prophetic" dream.
Filmento spot on again as an expert critic there are so few of you left my brother keep it up...
I'm still wondering why, or how, this movie was made. It seems Sony intentionally wanted to make a bad movie.
They got coached and groomed by Lyger
It seems like marvel is the one that has the rights for Spider Man characters,not them
1:22 Best hockey joke. Wasn’t expecting that
Holy shit dude the goat gag had me spitting out my tea and chocking laughing for like 5 minutes, please stawp!
I've been waiting for this video!!
I was not expecting a Ovechkin reference in this video but I am here for it lol
Saw this in an empty theater with my nephew and laughed from start to finish, which would have been fine if this was supposed to be a comedy
Let’s gooooooo, this is gonna be great to understand how it turned out and how to not or fix the issue that it has
I honestly had no idea it came out. I didn't even know it was coming out this year.
It's like they made a 'Frankenstein' movie from different parts of other movies
Busting out the Poor Things music/reference was a surprise but hilarious.
“You can see the movie for more examples”
Me: [Insert “no, I don’t think I will” gif here]
That goat and the cat should get an oscar 😂
0:18 that was fantastic, showing Thanos saying Morbius had been mistreated. Fk yeah
I don't know why but the feeling I had is that, in this takedown, especially with the rapid cuts and simple exposition, you make the movie sound like more interesting than it actually is
"This hunger comes out of nowhere"
Yeah thats kind of how time and hunger work
Yes. But now how movies work..
Not really. Plus, that doesn't make the sequence any less nonsensical.
That weird promo thing, where she says something like; "I know you'll watch the movie twice..." 🤔
Yeah......that'd be -2 times I'll see it
I wonder if they'll re release this atrocity like they did with Morbius
The editing has leveled up in this vid 😂👍
I don't even get the purpose of a Spider-Man cinematic universe without Spider-Man or what this trainwreck universe is even trying to accomplish?
Making Sony Spidey-money without having to split the take with Marvel Studios.
And we see how that worked out.
Beats me: a team up à la Phase 1 would be cool, like the Sinister Six, yet do tell: how many of these Spidey Villains have their origins INTERTWINED with Spidey? No Spidey continue to be problem, no?
Hi Filmento. Love yer stuff.
I thought for a minute that they actually made 'Madame' her first name. In retrospect, that would've been just perfect.
0:37 old but gold
Best transition to an ad ever , veryyy clever
I blame Sydney Sweeny.
In every video you give real suggestions on how the movie could have been done better, and then I get sad because I want to watch that movie instead of the one which was actually made
Morbius has been so badly beaten that I seriously want to watch it now.
When Madame Web said, “It’s webbin’ time,” and webbed all over the place, I stood up in the theater and applauded
No no no, it was when she said "GO GO Spider-Rangers!"
I didn't love Madame Web, but I didn't hate this movie, & I didn't enjoy it as much as the Venom movies, but it was more enjoyable than Morbius. The problem is Sony is still trying to make a live-action Spider-Verse without Garfield as Spider-Man, & instead they are making movies about the villains & side characters.
Literally side quests💀
Nah! The main problem is that they make every project there with the same superhero staple, the Venom movies are at least entertaining, but they'd treated both Madame Web & Morbius in the same way.
Morbius would be better if not the best if they make it a R-Rated Superhero Gothic-Horror or if they'd treated Madame Web as a paranoid thriller this would be way better if it explores different genres.
@jessetorres8738
Here's my theory: Madame Web is very entertaining _if you didn't pay actual money to see it._ (I sure waste money for this.) If you actually paid $15 to go to a movie theater and watch this, I can legit understand why you'd would be angry watching it. Then again, they knew what they were getting into it. This movie is so incompetent, you'd almost think it was made by a master director intentionally trying to make a bad movie border on coherent and incoherent. But nah; it's just that incompetent to where even film school freshmen on their first day can do better than this (at least they'd care and have some passion behind their work.)
No offense, Filmento, but that is how hunger works. You're not hungry, then a few hours later, you just are. LOL!
I'm just teasing though. Love your videos. Full of awesome insights and advice. Keep doing your thing.
What he's trying to explain is their hunger just comes out of thin air for the purpose of the plot moving forward. There's no reason for them to be hungry other than, well, it's the most logical thing to happen.
Films are meant to be stylised, not realistic.
I love that scene where Madame Web say "It's madamin' time！"