7 - History Week

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  • Опубліковано 13 січ 2015
  • September 15, 2012 - Learn about the storied history of Night Vale during this special week's celebration. Plus, psychological assaults on tourists, highway construction announcements, and metal detectors in schools!
    Weather: "Despite What You've Been Told" by Two Gallants, twogallants.com
    Become a member on Patreon today to help us keep making Welcome to Night Vale and get cool stuff, like Director’s Notes, bonus episodes, and even a new character named after you.
    / welcometonightvale
    Music: Disparition, disparition.info
    Logo: Rob Wilson, robwilsonwork.com
    Produced by Welcome to Night Vale. Written by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. More Info: welcometonightvale.com, and follow @NightValeRadio on Twitter or Facebook.
    HEY WHY'S THERE NO VIDEO? Welcome to Night Vale is a audio podcast. All standard episodes have no video component. To subscribe to the podcast, go to iTunes, Stitcher, or find our RSS feed at nightvale.libsyn.com/rss
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  • @user-du7nc1he3i
    @user-du7nc1he3i 8 років тому +1378

    "whoever is telepathically assaulting the tourists..."
    friend: sorry

    • @maggie5783
      @maggie5783 6 років тому +12

      GamerGirl1 sorry that was me

    • @anthonywarner7389
      @anthonywarner7389 3 роки тому +2

      Gilly!
      Mhm
      Gilly!!!
      Uh huh
      Gilly!!!!!
      What
      Are you telepathically assaulting tourists?!
      Sorry

  • @finleykeen2707
    @finleykeen2707 8 років тому +770

    "students with firearms are more likely to use firearms than students without firearms." my fav quote right now....

    • @finleykeen2707
      @finleykeen2707 8 років тому +5

      I LOVE NVHS

    • @cbtillery135
      @cbtillery135 Рік тому +6

      Night Vale as a society is kinda really based, since everyone there is armed to the teeth.

  • @zoeshepherd3561
    @zoeshepherd3561 8 років тому +1548

    To the desert bluff kids; please leave Cecil alone. He's only reporting from our amazing night vale. It's not his fault you are in a worse town.

  • @gracedelphine6530
    @gracedelphine6530 7 років тому +1582

    Why am I not surprised that Nightvale's political system only took three hours to create?

    • @mc_ace8075
      @mc_ace8075 6 років тому +129

      The council is just that good.

    • @micahconnor8954
      @micahconnor8954 5 років тому +116

      Excuse me, but it is my civic duty as a citizen of NightVale to inform you, that meeting never happened, and you are wrong. Please come to reeducation tommorow morning, so you will stop spreading these blatant lies.

    • @palmerpatel6390
      @palmerpatel6390 4 роки тому +33

      Council? What council? Night Vale has no council.

    • @a.b.6689
      @a.b.6689 3 роки тому +3

      wait when was that said?

    • @oliviatilleman8055
      @oliviatilleman8055 Рік тому +5

      @@palmerpatel6390 there is no night vale. the buildings formed naturally from the sand

  • @rainejones450
    @rainejones450 7 років тому +456

    "They [the cave paintings] mostly resemble smudges now, as the founder of them tried to power wash them off because he does not believing in the past, on religious grounds." THAT IS THE SLYEST DIG I'VE EVER HEARD.

    • @itsyaboy9829
      @itsyaboy9829 7 місяців тому +1

      I'm sorry but a dig against who?

    • @TeethToothman
      @TeethToothman 6 місяців тому

      ​@@itsyaboy9829with 411 likes...

    • @TeethToothman
      @TeethToothman 6 місяців тому +1

      You really messed that quote up, 7 years ago.

  • @jules-xl7kj
    @jules-xl7kj 9 років тому +1933

    The four dislikers are obviously from Desert Bluffs.

    • @queergeologist8207
      @queergeologist8207 9 років тому +51

      Julia Paella Desert Bluffs (spat with disgust) DESERT BLUFFS!

    • @daffy1997
      @daffy1997 8 років тому +2

      Now it's 6

    • @vision_walker
      @vision_walker 8 років тому +3

      +Julia Paella 7 now.

    • @niki5612
      @niki5612 8 років тому +2

      +i'm always straight lynch 9 now

    • @infinitefes2812
      @infinitefes2812 8 років тому +2

      now 11 desert bluffers

  • @amyelena7844
    @amyelena7844 7 років тому +1162

    "that white guy who walks around in an indian headdress" i didnt know social repose lived in night vale

    • @officialprozac
      @officialprozac 7 років тому +161

      thank god that irritating racist is gone.
      he made everyone else look backwards and offensive!

    • @alyssavarela138
      @alyssavarela138 7 років тому +25

      I'M CRYING

    • @autumnrenee8894
      @autumnrenee8894 7 років тому +9

      waaaa I actually like him though 😂😂

    • @le-vd6sp
      @le-vd6sp 7 років тому +7

      I THOUGHT OF THAT TOO XD

    • @dezarayedowlen318
      @dezarayedowlen318 7 років тому +8

      Yes....so much yes.

  • @draconem.cosplay
    @draconem.cosplay 6 років тому +569

    Cecil: "Now a word from our sponsors....That word is: Carp."
    Me: *Bursts out laughing.*

  • @MissLovebat
    @MissLovebat 7 років тому +1607

    I'm getting the urge to build a Sims town of Night Vale.

  • @j.a.lalanto2857
    @j.a.lalanto2857 8 років тому +1033

    me: i'll take puppies.
    council: Which one and how many?
    me: a l l .

    • @certifiedtrash2298
      @certifiedtrash2298 7 років тому +10

      idunelmasi 1 HANNIGRAM ❤❤❤ But at least doitsu likes dogs

    • @gylfie1099
      @gylfie1099 6 років тому +8

      Holy shiz im so late but i found my people! Literally no one i know ships Hannigram, or even watches hannibal, except for my brother.

    • @sayah.6817
      @sayah.6817 5 років тому +4

      You do realize they mean rats

    • @courtjester6375
      @courtjester6375 4 роки тому +4

      @@sayah.6817 Even better. Pet rats are wonderful

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee 2 роки тому +1

      @@gylfie1099 hey! Hannibal is an awesome TV show, even so much later.

  • @Swilliams365
    @Swilliams365 8 років тому +768

    this series gets alarmingly real at times christ

    • @0nullnil
      @0nullnil Рік тому +4

      Yea that's why it's awesome.

  • @tymakesart9555
    @tymakesart9555 8 років тому +636

    *adopts 50 dogs* IT'S MY CIVIC DUTY

    • @elizabetharcher2003
      @elizabetharcher2003 5 років тому +8

      Ty Makes Art, are you Will Graham? #Hannibal

    • @courtjester6375
      @courtjester6375 4 роки тому +2

      @@elizabetharcher2003 omg another Hannibal fan, YES!!

  • @meifennellysieu7510
    @meifennellysieu7510 7 років тому +559

    "The fatality rate is also well above the national average for public libraries." XD

  • @pablokult248
    @pablokult248 8 років тому +293

    Im v worried about Carlos, he hasn't been seen since he got his hair cut

    • @frxnkie.mp3
      @frxnkie.mp3 8 років тому +89

      Maybe he's waiting for his beautiful hair to grow back

    • @xgnlynxdisease9742
      @xgnlynxdisease9742 7 років тому +34

      EmperorTooru his poor luxurious quaff

    • @user-ts4fd6id3j
      @user-ts4fd6id3j 7 років тому +14

      Would totally hug him, and tell him "it's OK" but... Cecil might murder me

    • @zacharyace2467
      @zacharyace2467 6 років тому +10

      Are poor perfect Carlos he needs Cecil to hold him *cough and lots of kisses cough cough*

    • @DeSync-oi3yq
      @DeSync-oi3yq 4 роки тому +5

      carlos was seen at the town hall wasn't he? the old woman remarked on him.

  • @charondusk5608
    @charondusk5608 7 років тому +441

    I don't think it's a good idea to poke things in Night Vale, especially not when anything temporal is involved. Things in Night Vale tend to poke back.

    • @evajach2450
      @evajach2450 5 років тому +9

      Poke back, to say the least!

    • @justaduck3615
      @justaduck3615 4 роки тому +6

      Nonsense! How would one even know not to poke something without poking it? You sir, are making no sense!

  • @Owldude000
    @Owldude000 7 років тому +321

    And now, a word from our sponsors.
    That word is *carp*.

  • @catlover-hq4dt
    @catlover-hq4dt 7 років тому +307

    Some people just plopped their stuff down on the sand and Night Vale was born.

  • @dance_ofThaDEAD
    @dance_ofThaDEAD 8 років тому +352

    The discover tried to powerwash them because on religious grounds he did not believe in the past.
    that makes sense

  • @mr.quarantine5977
    @mr.quarantine5977 7 років тому +417

    what happened to the beautiful scientist

    • @xxitssweetsxx9819
      @xxitssweetsxx9819 7 років тому +160

      MR. Quarantine he hasn't been seen much since that vile telly have him a haircut

    • @uhoh7408
      @uhoh7408 6 років тому +64

      We have disowned him for getting a hair cut

    • @evajach2450
      @evajach2450 5 років тому +105

      You cannot disown someone as perfect as Carlos. We should however find Telly the barber and throw him into radon canyon.

    • @motorcycleman115
      @motorcycleman115 5 років тому +37

      i’m at least 390/the square root of 89% sure that the traitorous barber was swiftly disposed of in a permanent manner by literally any member of the community. My money is on the hooded figures of the dog park.

    • @itsprettystabby6331
      @itsprettystabby6331 4 роки тому +33

      Telly should be sent to Desert Bluffs. He'll fit right in.

  • @daisydrawsstuff4227
    @daisydrawsstuff4227 6 років тому +195

    I love how much real life political satire and social commentary is casually slipped into some of the most bizarre other worldly situations in this show, ive noticed it throughout, and its one of the biggest things thats got me hooked. To be a writer who narrates an entirely different world, yet still managing to comment on real life situations indirectly is very clever and subtle

  • @alexking8467
    @alexking8467 7 років тому +109

    "No child, you cannot have grenades or assault rifles in the classroom"
    "Shit better put this grenade launcher away before I get caught.

  • @nerdpiggy
    @nerdpiggy 8 років тому +415

    I really like this episode's weather.

    • @reefs0969
      @reefs0969 8 років тому +17

      same! !!

    • @riastradh
      @riastradh 5 років тому +2

      Good song

    • @BlueVortecz
      @BlueVortecz 4 роки тому +11

      The forecast was completely off, but I'm not disappointed

  • @MrPinkcomfort
    @MrPinkcomfort 8 років тому +342

    Praise the beams, praise oh ye knowing beams that guide our lives, our hearts, our souls. Praise oh highest to ye all powerful beams. That's my favorite line in the pledge of allegiance.

  • @TheBlueMadonna
    @TheBlueMadonna 9 років тому +257

    I am a woman of color college student , art major , at a HBCU. I've been listening to this playlist as I drive home for spring break and as soon as I heard you mention Cara Walker, I subscribed . Thank you for your subtly not so subtle socio/political/economic/racial/satirical commentary . I have love for you guys ! Keep up lulling us with your dark comedic horror.

    • @jaelrj2551
      @jaelrj2551 5 років тому +9

      TheBlueMadonna heyyy from this black non profit worker woman in the south. I listen for the same reasons. my sister went to ask hbcu really appreciated it when I showed her this too. keep doing it Big!

  • @hazelmaple4984
    @hazelmaple4984 8 років тому +361

    the first time i listened to this was while i was building a house in the sims 3 so now whenever i hear this i always have a weird corresponding visual in my mind of me recoloring curtains and stuff

    • @roanryan1678
      @roanryan1678 8 років тому +39

      I find that slightly hilarious.

    • @liberonscien
      @liberonscien 8 років тому +6

      +R.Z Ryan I do as well.

    • @korejones9004
      @korejones9004 8 років тому +7

      Omg the first time i listened to this show i was playing sims! haha

    • @kimgirl7777
      @kimgirl7777 7 років тому +4

      I have a similar thing, but with Minecraft. XD

    • @dinodino7514
      @dinodino7514 6 років тому +2

      I first listened to this while soldering a wire to a speaker

  • @katherinebyrne3659
    @katherinebyrne3659 7 років тому +107

    Should it be a school's job to say "no child, you cannot have grenades or assault rifles in the classroom."? I think not

  • @Moingboy
    @Moingboy 7 років тому +256

    What are these "cars" you speak of? There is no such thing as a car. You fool, what are you even talking about?

    • @klillym1461
      @klillym1461 6 років тому +8

      Moingboy best not to think about it

    • @aviaviavian
      @aviaviavian 5 років тому +10

      You believe in cars, you fool?

  • @jaderush4141
    @jaderush4141 4 роки тому +83

    Today's Weather is extraordinary.
    "It's half past late" is definitely a gem, and not the only one.

  • @Ash-hn9rm
    @Ash-hn9rm 6 років тому +97

    No child, you cannot have grenades or assult rifles in the classroom

  • @jacobporter2996
    @jacobporter2996 8 років тому +213

    I used the pilot of wtnv as a monologue and told them to tell me when to stop as I have the whole thing memorized. I said the whole thing, got them into it, I got the lead role, and nightvale became the cast's inside joke lovethese soooooooo much

    • @toomany_bones
      @toomany_bones 2 місяці тому

      Yo that's so cool! Still at doing theatre by chance?

  • @stressedoutazim3931
    @stressedoutazim3931 Рік тому +26

    3:56 puppy infestation
    5:11 nightvale history
    5:33 desert bluffs still awful
    5:53 immediately left
    8:27 meeting
    8:55 reeducation for cecil
    21:32 very recent past

  • @hopesndreams5033
    @hopesndreams5033 3 роки тому +54

    When it comes to Night Vale, I found the fandom first. It just so happened that the cryptid and vaguely disturbing nature of its comedy aligned with something else I liked online, and I started to get content from the fandom. I began to fall in love with simply the way Cecil talks - the way he speaks slowly and with deliberate vocabulary, the way he deadpan switches between normal things and highly disturbing things, the way he gets excited about some things and goes "out of character", the way he describes _Carlos...!_ As much as I didn't want to put my time and soul into another fandom, in the end, I simply could not resist content this good.
    _And so it began._

    • @SillyBroXD
      @SillyBroXD Рік тому

      I first found a drawing of Cecil and Carlos and was like “seems interesting” and now I’m here

  • @bridgetvantas7715
    @bridgetvantas7715 8 років тому +201

    Is it just me who listens to this when I'm trying to sleep. His voice is just so nice.

    • @NovaStella_
      @NovaStella_ 8 років тому +9

      +Bridget Vantas I do too. Sometimes though, the weather gets loud and I end up waking in 3 in the morning or something.

    • @chloestephen3960
      @chloestephen3960 8 років тому +2

      I'm bing watching this right now in bed at 10:00

    • @fatefulcomics5337
      @fatefulcomics5337 8 років тому +15

      +Chloe Stephen it was scary seeing this because I'm doing the same thing...at the same time. wow. NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS: AND THAT WORD. IS KARP

    • @user-fj8ub7yo4c
      @user-fj8ub7yo4c 6 років тому +3

      I've started listening to this every night

    • @user-vb5bt3qj3y
      @user-vb5bt3qj3y 6 років тому +2

      I listen to NV when I have trouble sleeping or when I have to go to bed earlier than usual. I like to switch it up with Alice isn't dead too.

  • @gabriellahall4128
    @gabriellahall4128 7 років тому +59

    And that is how the city of Night Vale was born
    And that is how the city of Night Vale was born
    Night Vale today, with bustling streets, machines, cafes
    And the nice, the wise, the eccentric and insane

    • @mirisq8607
      @mirisq8607 2 роки тому

      I'm a simple man, I see the Dolls of New Albion, I upvote.

  • @user-dn4kp6xp4o
    @user-dn4kp6xp4o 6 років тому +62

    His grudge against Desert bluff reminds me of Leslie Knope with eagletown

  • @Drace90
    @Drace90 9 років тому +123

    Do you know the difference between life and a podcast? The podcast speaks the truth.

  • @kirmer13
    @kirmer13 8 років тому +107

    "It must be 3:23 pm somewhere."
    *looks at clock* 3:18 pm... So close!

  • @sachikatsutano
    @sachikatsutano 7 років тому +58

    cecil- the night vale tourism board asks that whoever is telepathically assaulting the tourists, please stop!
    mysterious figure- *sassily* well EX-C-USE me!

  • @sadie8840
    @sadie8840 9 років тому +86

    The weather gives me life

  • @gracedelphine6530
    @gracedelphine6530 6 років тому +24

    "And that students who bring firearms to classrooms are far more likely to use firearms than students without firearms" I love how emphatic, yet somehow indirect the social commentary was in the early WTNV episodes.

  • @queensalmon4905
    @queensalmon4905 7 років тому +91

    I was drifting off to sleep, lulled to dreamland by Cecil's buttery voice, when I heard Two Gallants come on and my eyes snapped open and I started tiredly singing along. It was hilarious according to my brother. I found it tiring but at least I heard my fave song.

  • @celeri6497
    @celeri6497 9 років тому +70

    The weather was really nice this time

  • @confidential-artist542
    @confidential-artist542 8 років тому +103

    Every time I listen to this I'm always drawing.

  • @wedonttalkaboutit7953
    @wedonttalkaboutit7953 9 років тому +61

    *hears about the metal detectors being put at the school* same

  • @vaporwave_boi_92
    @vaporwave_boi_92 7 років тому +77

    I'm here in 2076, we have time rings for sale, very few left, only 5, and they have limitless energy ⚡, but DO NOT use them to go in the dog park, or even THINK about the dog park, and do NOT think of the shape, but yes, come here and buy a ring 💍

    • @LillianWinterAnimations
      @LillianWinterAnimations 7 років тому +29

      Time travel is forbidden by the city council. Stop this illegal black market at once, or the glow cloud (all hail) may stop by for a visit to re-educate you.

    • @autumnrenee8894
      @autumnrenee8894 7 років тому +7

      cant I zap away from the glow cloud though? and what if I live underground?

    • @ikeepscreamingbutgoddoesnt5556
      @ikeepscreamingbutgoddoesnt5556 5 років тому

      shut up and take my money

    • @aneutralopinion1712
      @aneutralopinion1712 3 роки тому

      Is any available still. I heard the council can't track them.

    • @dovee1
      @dovee1 3 роки тому

      I have ordered one and expect to pick it up at the post office in 3 years. Thank you, I will not go into the dog park.

  • @dezarayedowlen318
    @dezarayedowlen318 7 років тому +79

    Whenever angels are mentioned I get supernatural flashbacks..

    • @gonerkid7160
      @gonerkid7160 7 років тому +15

      Deemon S. your icon gives me flashbacks of a very bad time

    • @shaycipher1260
      @shaycipher1260 5 років тому +5

      If you are experiencing flashbacks involving angels, please report to the abandoned mine for a monthly re-education period, until said flashbacks fade. Note that lost clothing, blood, or sanity will not be reimbursed. This has been a Night Vale public service announcement.

    • @allandecastroferreira9359
      @allandecastroferreira9359 5 років тому +3

      @@shaycipher1260 And remember, If you see an angel, do not engage them, they do not exist and just tell lies.

  • @theorigaminingagirl
    @theorigaminingagirl 8 років тому +42

    I started the podcast this morning. I've been watching it in order and I'm here

  • @user-du7nc1he3i
    @user-du7nc1he3i 8 років тому +75

    "a faceless specter..."
    friend: me too

    • @MarkosDantes
      @MarkosDantes 7 років тому +8

      I like your friend... we need videos of them commentating for WTNV XD

  • @alyssavarela138
    @alyssavarela138 7 років тому +34

    the Apache Tracker reminds me of Social Repose 😂😂

  • @jadamarie7135
    @jadamarie7135 4 роки тому +9

    "considering there has been no mayor for over 30 years."Me, listening to the series again after finally catching up on every episode: *shocked expression*

  • @PussNBoots1002
    @PussNBoots1002 8 років тому +37

    Nice weather today, but I'm a little curious. What happened to Carlos?

  • @ariannas6675
    @ariannas6675 4 роки тому +15

    i used to binge listen to this when i was in high school during lunch because I had a different lunch time than my friends so I didn't really feel awkward or alone. Forgot where I left off so I'm listening to it all over again from the start

    • @chonacastillo4777
      @chonacastillo4777 4 роки тому

      Goodluck!

    • @tearez13
      @tearez13 3 роки тому

      I also just started re listening because I have no idea where I left off lol 😹

  • @girlspretty9928
    @girlspretty9928 8 років тому +45

    I watched Undertale animation involving Despite What You've Been Told, and then there was a few comments of Night Vale, so I looked it up, and saw this episode had the song and now I'm going to watch a bunch of these.

    • @MattHaku39
      @MattHaku39 8 років тому +9

      BWAHAHAHAHA! You will never leave. Trust me.

    • @girlspretty9928
      @girlspretty9928 8 років тому +6

      Dark Angel Bakura I understand now ...

    • @SteamBugVin
      @SteamBugVin 8 років тому +3

      +Shimmer - Fangirl - Star Welcone to Nightvale! Enjoy your stay!

  • @flatP_
    @flatP_ 8 років тому +19

    "The weather" today was gorgeous.

  • @benjaminbordelon8413
    @benjaminbordelon8413 7 років тому +37

    So if I turn myself in for assaulting the tourists, do I get a puppy? I want a puppy!

  • @lilithrose6034
    @lilithrose6034 7 років тому +25

    Is there a soundtrack just for the weather? It's always wonderful.

  • @aminavance2031
    @aminavance2031 8 років тому +25

    I know of one person who would like that library and his name starts with hank and ends with green.

    • @neeru.
      @neeru. 5 років тому

      What....?

  • @BestOnThursdays
    @BestOnThursdays 5 років тому +10

    Mom: what did you do today?
    Me: I experienced time

  • @jjohnson2034
    @jjohnson2034 9 років тому +107

    Cecil sounds a bit sick in this episode. Or is it just me?

    • @user-ib2mw8hv7k
      @user-ib2mw8hv7k 9 років тому +59

      I think his eye is acting up again

    • @LillianWinterAnimations
      @LillianWinterAnimations 8 років тому +78

      +J Johnson He's still battling Lyme Disease

    • @alexthuene2806
      @alexthuene2806 7 років тому +29

      J Johnson he's just getting choked up bc Carlos has been seen that often recently

    • @kkfreret2027
      @kkfreret2027 6 років тому +7

      why do people thing cecil has a 3rd eye?

    • @rowanhalligan6581
      @rowanhalligan6581 6 років тому +10

      i think its because he always seems to know everything thats going on no matter where he is. "all seeing eye" and all that

  • @Tarazed609
    @Tarazed609 2 роки тому +5

    "good job us, time experiencer" , feels validating, so thanks Cecil xD

  • @KingCadmos
    @KingCadmos 8 років тому +19

    Between WWII and 2032, inside of America and subject to it. Everyday, I learn more about this cheerful town and the space-time location of the entity I seek. When I learn it, I will take over the broadcast.

  • @rat4033
    @rat4033 7 років тому +30

    the weather is just 👌👌👌 your taste of music is also just👌👌👌👌

  • @ShahzabeAamir
    @ShahzabeAamir 8 років тому +22

    I started watching nightvale as only me and my friend were in class as everyone else has ap testing so he decided to get me into these.... i am hooked, but i must not mention the Dog Park as the Dog Park supposedly does not exist.*Sweats Profusely*

  • @user-ts4fd6id3j
    @user-ts4fd6id3j 7 років тому +16

    First tarantulas, now puppies. Why all the cute stuff?
    *turns on bathroom tap.

  • @PlayerTenji95
    @PlayerTenji95 9 років тому +133

    The part about the guns and students reminds me of the prison industrial complex/ school to prison pipeline. Night Vale has always had more AfroFuturistic vibes to or for me than Eldrictian, and this is why. Damn near makes me wonder if Night Vale OS hood-adjacent, kinda like how I grew up for awhile.

  • @resarious6225
    @resarious6225 5 років тому +11

    We all got through another day: except the interns at the radio station :V

  • @penguins10lol
    @penguins10lol 8 років тому +33

    There are puppies,EVERYWHERE.

  • @1cbear745
    @1cbear745 6 років тому +5

    _lack of tipping is the leading cause of sinkholes in the us_

  • @altf4undo01
    @altf4undo01 3 роки тому +6

    cecil’s speech at the end really got to me... it’s 8pm currently so i might be going to bed soon, and sometimes you just need a few words of pride for getting through another day
    also the weather slapped

  • @iThinkSOiAm97
    @iThinkSOiAm97 Рік тому +5

    My fiance introduced me to night vale and I fell in love instantly.

  • @justaduck3615
    @justaduck3615 4 роки тому +5

    For a worryingly long amount of time in this video I genuinely started listening to this like actual news.

  • @lenathefirst_4574
    @lenathefirst_4574 4 роки тому +9

    What exactly is so distracting about assault rifles and school shootings? I seem to remember hearing that bullets can't hurt us (and it's a miracle) so it's not like they get dead bodies in the halls or something. Are they too loud? Are they orange and pink? Someone tell me please

  • @nepetah3130
    @nepetah3130 7 років тому +28

    What about kittens? Is there anywhere I could get kitten?

  • @pyrosianheir
    @pyrosianheir 2 роки тому +4

    That the denizens of Night Vale have no questions about the Soft-Meat Crown is impressive. I'd've had at least one.

  • @thegameraider2315
    @thegameraider2315 6 років тому +4

    Teacher: No Child you cannot have grenades or assault rifles in the classroom
    XD

  • @johndeaux682
    @johndeaux682 7 років тому +6

    I love Two Gallants and this is actually my favorite song by them! What a surprise! What a happy, happy, surprise!

  • @buddyzilla4557
    @buddyzilla4557 Рік тому +2

    Nevermind..we now have "carp." Thank you again sponcers for keeping your word..an actual word.

  • @bramblechaser162
    @bramblechaser162 7 років тому +8

    The weather was nice today.

  • @bloodsweatandbeers4684
    @bloodsweatandbeers4684 3 роки тому +5

    Everyone else: fuck around and find out
    Me: poke about in the black recesses of the past until it devours our fragile present.

  • @Takisan111
    @Takisan111 5 років тому +2

    This is the first time I've actually been excited when the weather segment was announced. This show is great.

  • @patriasilverio1012
    @patriasilverio1012 7 років тому +6

    I always think about Supernatural when he mentions the angels, mainly, Cass.

  • @zombiekitty138
    @zombiekitty138 4 роки тому +3

    At this point I'm pretty sure 'the Weather' is the name of the group that plays all the songs during the weather segment.

  • @7.__.
    @7.__. 4 роки тому +2

    The sun gave a great shout of light and then, after several hours of thought, quietly retracted the statement.

  • @mtubegod3821
    @mtubegod3821 4 роки тому +2

    Weather was epic this episode

  • @justspace8127
    @justspace8127 6 років тому +7

    All dislikes have been found out to be just Desert Bluffs and one from *Steve Carlsberg*.

  • @fremmedson2832
    @fremmedson2832 4 роки тому +2

    A true story of American values, the history of Night Vale shows our strength as a community.

  • @ellawho4307
    @ellawho4307 7 років тому +7

    the end was somehow very inspiring

  • @georgehutter339
    @georgehutter339 3 роки тому +2

    I really dig the weather today

  • @LovelessMilo
    @LovelessMilo 3 роки тому +3

    Stg, I cannot tell what is going on. I am (was, actually) half asleep, then there was music, and now I’m intrigued.

  • @midnightlynx
    @midnightlynx 6 років тому +2

    When I heard the end say "It must be 3:23 PM somewhere", it was 3:23 PM Eastern time.

  • @iamthemarshmallow7695
    @iamthemarshmallow7695 4 роки тому +3

    As I’m listening to this I’m sitting at my kitchen table with a sesame seed covered bagel and a rag to rub of all the sesame seeds and then I think “what the hack I’m I doing? what is life?”

  • @Prophecyarmour
    @Prophecyarmour 8 років тому +7

    You never hear about the Faceless Specter once the librarians come into play.

  • @sumnerd4807
    @sumnerd4807 9 років тому +7

    Nice weather in Night Vale.

  • @Cookieviper
    @Cookieviper 9 років тому +24

    How does one get enrolled in night vale high school?

    • @nitrous-heart7584
      @nitrous-heart7584 9 років тому +35

      Enrollment is completely random and unknowable. Your child, if enrolled, will be unknowable until the graduate.

    • @Cookieviper
      @Cookieviper 9 років тому +4

      What Iss this XD wai... hellpp.. . ple--
      *who* *is* *this* *others* *trying* *to* *enroll* *maddness* ~glowcloud

    • @TheLost_and_Tony
      @TheLost_and_Tony 2 роки тому +1

      You just end up there one day regardless of your age before you are a freshman and your always the new kid in town

  • @therealfirelord3359
    @therealfirelord3359 4 роки тому +4

    WHEN SHE SAID IT MUST BE 3:23 PM SOMEWHERE IT WAS 3:23 PM HERE AND NOW I'M FREAKED OUT

  • @aspenrayne5951
    @aspenrayne5951 6 років тому +6

    Cecil only knows the history because he was there. Pass it on.

  • @aure6708
    @aure6708 8 років тому +6

    now a word from our sponsors, and that word is carp

  • @MadsH5859
    @MadsH5859 9 місяців тому +1

    The ending was very nice and supportive, thanks Cecil

  • @lenwolfneedstime5291
    @lenwolfneedstime5291 3 роки тому +1

    Coming back after 6 years, I will never forget Night Vale.

  • @delicoast5407
    @delicoast5407 5 років тому +2

    I love the weather in this edition.