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- Опубліковано 12 бер 2024
- "No, I'm calling you a goat, you goat."
Here's some of our absolute favourite insults from the cast of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, including (OF COURSE) every time Captain Holt (Andre Braugher) roasts Wuntch's funeral, the best of Wuntch's funeral, Jake VS Amy and more!
From Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the NBC series revolving around Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), a New York City Police Department (NYPD) detective in Brooklyn's fictional 99th Precinct, who often comes into conflict with his commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher). The series also stars Terry Crews as Sargeant Terry Jeffords, Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago, Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz, Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti and Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle.
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“We’re doomed! Boyle looks like a lesbian!” I died, that line just killed me.
Was eating pasta and almost chocked
I fucking cackleddd
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 frr
“and yet crime has continued” i love captain holt… funniest character ever ❤
That would have melted me😅😅😅
That one stung a bit.
One of the best lines in the show. It is simple yet genius.
Like what do you say to that??
It's crazy bc Jeffords callously pays it forwards and then tells Jake the reason why he doesn't have an arch nemesis...
May he rest in peace
"I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you" is the smartest, classiest insult I've ever heard
Maybe I don't have a nemesis because I solve all my crimes...
...that's a pretty f**ked up thing to say to me
i love the facial expression terry makes when it switches back to him again. had me laughing for like 5 straight minutes first time i saw it lmao
Ouch
I like how everybody went silent after that and pointedly ignored Jake while he processed what Terry had said.
I mean...look at Scully! And Charle's expression! It's just gold.
@@luisaelynchavarriaborja1323 Amy too 😂🤣
@@luisaelynchavarriaborja1323 The Boyle coffee sip ... 💀
“Madeline wunch is a Korean toilet ghost….BOOORRR-ING.”😂😂
We already knew that
"Uh, yes; I took a trip to Korea just to research a new Wuntsch insult. In fact, it's been a motivation for most of my international travel."
What does that human blister want.
My personal favorite is "Oh Terry, zombies can't die"
They didn’t add my favorite one:
-“Hello Raymond”
-“Madeline… I wondered why all the birds suddenly stopped singing”
Mine is "Madeline, good to see you. But if you're here who's guarding HADES"
@@disgruntledfox one of mine is when he references her cloven hooves and is like "no, I'm calling you a goat, you goat" 🤣
"You grackle!"
Also "Madeline... I never thought I would see you this high without a broom under you"
Also... "Boston? But it's so close to Salem. You know what they do to witches up there, don't you?"
I love all the Holt Madeline ones
Rosa laughing at Holt's insults always cracks me up
“As God said to Wench when tried to sneak past the gates in heaven, it ain’t happening honey” 😂😂😂 she fully cackled on that one 😂 6:21
The silence after Terry said “maybe it’s cuz I solve all my crimes” was so funny 😂
Most hilarious
the fact that he had no comeback and had to take the time to think of one was great. also the fact that it was a lame one makes it better XD
"As god said when Wnutch tried to sneak past the gates of heaven, it aint happening honey"
R.I.P Andre Braughner
“Rosa’s the one wearing pink!”
Me: That’s LITERALLY her name
Oh wow! I learned a little something today. Also, just another layer of this joke.
I don't get it
@@someneyRosa is pink in Spanish
@@racheldaramola1690 Hell, almost _all_ European languages other than English, in fact
right but rosa is latina and stephanie is argentine so thats not really relevant at all esp bc thats a different continent lol@@BimpytheWimpyShrimpy
“As Wunch says when she sees deodorant, ‘I’m not buying that’”😂😂😂
I think my favorite is Gina “googling” the Albanian president and saying “hmmmm it just says that no one likes you” 😂😂😂😂
holt's insults are simple but DEMOLISHING
no playtime,just goes straight for the jugular..
Especially the tone of voice he delivers it
It *always* kills me when media pulls the "insult bleep for a ridiculously long time" gag.
Especially coming from Amy, with Rosa looking horrified as it goes on and on. Hilarious.
The actress who plays Amy was on point!
"Why, because her heart was made of onions?"
Such an underrated insult
captain once said of Madeline
"if she's here,
who's guarding Hades??"
😂😂😂
I think "You are a stone cold atrocity" is my favorite insult of them all. It's absolutely perfect, down to the delivery and everything.
“didn’t see you there, madeline. I thought you were an old leather chair.” 💀😭
Holt and Wuntch’s rival was the best ♥️ no better pair of enemies than those two
Naming the pigeon mascot scene gets me every time
I take your holt vs wuntch and raise you one Anakin vs sand people.
5:30 you know it's bad when rosa looks scared
I wonder what they were saying?
I like the fact that Captain Holt can be robotic and dramatic in equal amounts,made the show even more entertaining....
1:20 “you are a stone cold atrocity” - i gotta write this down
Yes! That and "your entire life is garbage" 🤣
“And this is my parter, Detective TerribleDetective” 😂
R.I.P Andre. Holt was the funniest thing about this video.
Best character in the show.
2:58 Terry Crew's delivery was so fucking good😂😂
Holt's insults for Wunch are so amazing.
7:29 😂 "he’s not gonna say that"
"He might"
It's the summer of love baby
Terry: it's March, shut up man
Gets me everytime 😂😂😂😂😂
Holt: Madeline Wuntch was… a friend.
Rosa: See, wasn’t so hard- oh you’re vomiting.
Like Marta from Knives Out. Can’t lie without puking
“maybe I don’t have an arch nemesis because I solve all my crimes…”
Dang! Change Terry’s name to Wario because Jake just got beat!
And yet crime has continued...
No! Wario cheats!
Rosa laughing at Holt’s insults makes them even funnier haha
7:05 Holt yelling at Scully and he's just oblivious 😂
I love when terry comes in and holt says boring haha. So good.
‘It’s like… what’s that guy thinkin?’ 🤣🤣
ma guy let his heart out yet he didn't get it,
For those wondering, the answer to the anagram is Dangerous Liaisons
Thank you!
Thanks a lot!
Thank you!
Rosa’s face as Amy curses Hitchcock and Scully out followed by Hitchcock’s comeback is hilarious!🤣🤣🤣
Also, I love how much Rosa got into Holt’s insults towards Wuntch.😊🤣
The Holt-Wunch rivalry is one of the best and most savage ones ever created for TV.
- ugh what does that human blister want now?
- oh my god we’re doomed! Boyle looks like a lesbian!
I love Holt so much
5:22 😂😂😂😂
Captain Holt had the best insults. RIP Andre, always
5:31 Rosa being shocked by Amy swearing up something fierce! 😂
“oh you’re vomiting-“ I DIE EVERY TIME
Terry & Charles reaction to Hitchcock's "Badge before Va-" 😂😂😂
Man this line came out of nowhere!!!
6:52 I just love the ‘Amy.. 😢’
0:48 This is the best one trust me! 😂
0:57 Rosa's laugh is great
6:24 lmao, that laugh
Holt and Diaz are the underrated pairing of this show.
4:27 Rosa that wasn't an insult that was a murder 😂
7:37 Why do I always find this so funny 😂
'You are a stone cold atrocity' lives in my mind rent free
3:26 Terry's response made me gasp so hard 😂
4:33 the way Jake looks at Amy❤❤
Holt insults you with a straight face. He is really the best
4:37 that eye roll was 100% not scripted
6:42 yk what could've happened? The trash bin being in the back and the recycler in the front, Holt would still puke at the non recyclable and we all know that
"YOU ARE THE CUCK"
3:29 Ooof Terry you didn't have to do your 4th kid like that!
God I still can’t believe Andre Braughter is gone. What an absolute legend who left us with some characters that will be classics forever.
6:21 Replay button here lol
"It just says no one likes you" 😂😂😂
That part always gets me because Amy looks so invested in the answer
3:20 the visual representation of mentaly hurt
"summer of love baby" gets me every time
It's march😂😂😂
4.54 Gina's jokes about Amy are funny as hell 😂😂
4:54 Ur Welcome 😉
"the Korean toilet ghost" made me spit take
3:20 got me lol
5:26 haha the best 👌 one
Rosa loving Holts burns of Wunch is awesome
Korean toilet ghost gets me every single time. 😂
I love Stephanie's face as she tries not to laugh at the tie mime 😂
2:08 Rosa's slight amusement gets me everytime
She's like mildly flabbergasted it's so perfect
Yes!!!!
I know she was definitely trying so hard not to break character 😂😂
Which episode is that
I'm glad Boyle isn't the lone comic relief. Everyone gets made fun of, and it's all in good fun
“i’ve never seen you this high without a broom under you” -holt 😭😭
maybe I don't have an arch nemesis because I solve all my crimes" that one stung😂
Colt yelling at Scully is one of my favorites
Holt's insults to Wunch were always top tier! Smart, strong, specific and delivered perfectly
I love the part where says Madeline looks like an old leather chair and then when I moves on the a cut scene unexpectedly he says it again 😂😂
"its march man, shutup" this show literally gave me my humour LMAAOO
I like to think Rosa looks over at Jake when he bets Holt the 6 grand because she knows perfectly well that he doesn't have it
My favorite is always “Madeline Wuntch. But if you’re here…who’s guarding Hades?”
The korean toilet ghost will forever be HILARIOUS 😅
Captain Holt and Rosa are the best duo, you can't tell me otherwise like 6:00 to 6:41, was just them insulting wunch and its the best part of the whole video
Rosa: because we'll turn to stone?
Holt: because her eyes are ugly.
The closest Holt's ever gotten to defending her from insults.
rosas laugh is everything ❤😂
"And this is my partner, Detective Terrible Detective." 😂🤣
“Badge before va-“ 😂😂
Fun take on our relationship
If I'm ever not single, I wanna remember that one 😂
4:09 Jesus Christ… Rosa looks fine with pink on…. Better than her usual black.
What’s up with goths and punks pulling off vivid colors so well… my theory is the black makes the colors pop more.
I love Holt’s Munch jokes. 😂kills me every time
Hitchcocks Enunciation in the Bs make me replay the second clip over and over
I am here for the old leather chair! and of course the moment Terry told Jake that he solves all his crimes. Amy's face said it all 🤣🤣🤣
I just love how one of the few times Rosa has shown emotion is when Holt is hard dissing Wunch 😂😂😂
I miss them soo much❤
I love when rossa laugh to captain dad roasting🤣
Human blister.......😅😅😅😅😅 how did i miss that the first time
3:26 - THE LOOK ON PERALTA'S FACE aaaaaaahahahahahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣
b99 never gets old
Holt’s lines are always fire
5:22
Ok That was an actual threat 😂😂😂
4:27 Rosa’s voice there throws me off
Dangerous Liaisons if anyone wonders what the answer to Jake’s puzzle is
I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂