The Laziness of Star Wars Land

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  • Опубліковано 20 жов 2019
  • Disneyland opens a star wars mall and nobody wants to buy anything.
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  • @MrHistory269
    @MrHistory269 3 роки тому +21

    Disney doesn’t understand that they can’t just label something Star Wars and expect the whole world to descend onto there product or something....

    • @sideeswipe
      @sideeswipe 2 роки тому

      I mean they kinda did that exactly with the launch bay and Star Wars theater and stuff

    • @MegaMan-bs3oy
      @MegaMan-bs3oy Рік тому

      You would be surpised I see comments like this
      Just did this with my son, it was worth every penny. The show, the experience, the message from yoda and the look on my sons face the first time the saber powers up will live with me forever.
      All the time. People are stupid sheep

  • @stingywingy1607
    @stingywingy1607 4 роки тому +24

    Reason 2 should be Sequel trilogy fatigue as the mandolorian is doing very well and star wars fans are still active, they just boycott shitty writing and the many failures that disney tries to shove down our throats.

  • @eunicepound2229
    @eunicepound2229 3 роки тому +30

    My Personal Solutions:
    - Put Original Trilogy and Clone Wars content only
    - Encourage Alien, Droid, or Jedi to Cosplays for Employees
    - Add Outdoor Activities/Live Entertainment with no Additional Fees
    - Have Light Side and Dark Side Parades
    - Star Wars Music in the background

    • @cardinalhamneggs5253
      @cardinalhamneggs5253 2 роки тому +3

      What about an area for Legends content, one for the Mandalorian, one for Rebels, and fully-interactive immersive roleplay opportunities (including saber duels) everywhere you look? and also permission to bring cosplay/dueling sabers from brands like SaberForge? I understand that full-contact dueling sabers might be banned for safety reasons, but still.

    • @wilsonrivera362
      @wilsonrivera362 2 роки тому +2

      Yes all of the above

  • @kobiecabral634
    @kobiecabral634 4 роки тому +18

    I'll wait till it comes out on DVD

  • @EPiche09
    @EPiche09 3 роки тому +18

    "Star Wars The Museum"

    • @dianac1622
      @dianac1622 2 роки тому +1

      The overpriced museum

    • @Jacobflamecaster
      @Jacobflamecaster Рік тому +1

      I could literally just order a r2 d2 off eBay and a lightsaber that is a million times better from kyberlight

  • @tpmdenji
    @tpmdenji 2 роки тому +6

    This is the galaxy’s edge review we’ve been looking for.

    • @Sirnekk
      @Sirnekk  2 роки тому

      I thank you!

    • @maria.fritch
      @maria.fritch 2 роки тому

      @@Sirnekk i agree with you that galaxy edge does suck there’s nothing to do there except just shop and eat if i wanted to just shop and eat i can do that at Disney springs

  • @largol33t1
    @largol33t1 3 роки тому +17

    Disney: We're gonna make billions! We're the kings of the universe! Our blue milk will sell more than gasolin...
    Harry Potter: Hold my butterbeer...

  • @TrueDiatom
    @TrueDiatom 4 роки тому +31

    I remember walking up to the droid thing to ask if we could build one and the woman at the counter goes “yes but you have to have a reservation” ok, do I have to buy one if I make a reservation? “Yes.” Ok well how much is it? “$80.” Ok bye.

    • @TrueDiatom
      @TrueDiatom 4 роки тому +4

      Oh and also being unable to buy the Ewok cup because I couldn’t buy the drink, since it’s partnered drink is alcoholic. Really, I can’t buy just the cup? I’m literally trying to give you money right now.

    • @sith4156
      @sith4156 3 роки тому +4

      No one cares about ur opinion karen

    • @debro28
      @debro28 3 роки тому +1

      @@sith4156 where is the opinion here?

    • @Sirnekk
      @Sirnekk  2 роки тому

      Tom you have top comment on this video

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena1359 2 роки тому +1

    R.I.P. Nature’s Wonderland, Big Thunder Ranch, etc.

  • @Bus_Driver117
    @Bus_Driver117 4 роки тому +5

    I’ll go to saber forge and make my own lightsaber

  • @mscapeh4451
    @mscapeh4451 2 роки тому +2

    How south park potrays disney is 100% true lol

  • @estebanavelar4118
    @estebanavelar4118 Рік тому +1

    Why isn't Disney selling any merchandise themed to the attractions? I walked out of Star Tours and all I could find were toys that you can buy at ANY department store... This was 10 days ago.. Where are the Star Tours mugs, keychains, pens and so on? It was all about the stupid sequels...

  • @BSDLLC
    @BSDLLC 4 роки тому +2

    "I think I shit myself"

  • @mmonge954
    @mmonge954 4 роки тому +5

    No wonder they're buddy-buddy with EA because they pull the same crap.

  • @wilsonrivera362
    @wilsonrivera362 2 роки тому +3

    I can agree I wish it was more interactive aliens walking around idk tauntaun ewok something imperial droids roaming around

    • @Sirnekk
      @Sirnekk  2 роки тому

      I mean just the bare minimum right?

  • @andyschrant3312
    @andyschrant3312 2 роки тому +2

    Time has passed since this video lol and I've been to both California and Florida attractions and just came back again from Disneyland. I completely agree with what you said. Some parts are cool and ok when looking at face value but its just not very good. First of all Disney's constant shoving in the face of the sequel trilogy right into you. They need to make it a much more broader concept with original and prequel trilogy. The rest is explained by you great, thanks man!

  • @MissEynah
    @MissEynah 2 роки тому +3

    Is no one gonna mention that parsec isn't even a time unit? :D

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 2 роки тому +1

      Bahahaha! Good catch there. It's a length of measurement. That's why astronomers laughed when the movie first came out and Han claimed his ship could "hit six parsecs." That's like saying "My Vette can hit 100 miles."

    • @Sirnekk
      @Sirnekk  2 роки тому

      @@largol33t1 At first I was worried I made some sort of mistake but I like how they just speak complete nonsense to my friend.

  • @Geek_Chorus
    @Geek_Chorus 4 місяці тому

    Excellent work. I do however agree with the need for the droids and ships being out of reach of the general public. Unfortunately the general public includes many a-holes. By now what would be left of the Falcon would look like Jim Morrison's headstone.

  • @gamertime6747
    @gamertime6747 4 роки тому +10

    Make a video about how most Univeral studios rides suck because they are just interactive tv episodes of whatever ip they are from. I really like this video Jeff. It reminds me of a Defunctland rant episode. You got a good niche here. I will spread the word. Keep it up brutha!

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 2 роки тому +1

      Another Disney fan posted an angry rant video about how Disney is actually aping Universal with cheapened versions of their rides where the screens are just awful. One ride for example, is just having guests sit in a "gondola" and get whisked along a track in front of flat screens of Mickey and Minnie. LOL. They missed the point: it's about immersion. Universal pushed everything they could to add to the environment of the ride. Example: Harry Potter's Escape from Gringotts. The wait line is inside a replica of the bank and is accurate right down to the goblin tellers. The chandelier in the main hall is real glass (damn, I hope it's insured, it can't be cheap!). When you get into the gondolas, you learn VERY quickly this is a light roller coaster. And to my horror, it even spins! It only makes the experience scarier because I didn't know which way I would be facing! Meanwhile, they use massive CURVED projection screens. These are done concave so that they fill in your view. The projected images are very high resolution, they aren't blurry at all. This fills in your peripheral vision as well. The entire ride immerses you into the theme, which is what the name implies: you, Harry, Ron and Hermione get caught in the vault and must escape the bank. The entire time, the ride swivels and even comes to a stop before lunging ahead. This is immersion, not slapping an IP onto a flat screen in a badly decorated room. That's why Disney failed in its attempts to ape Universal and even Disney's fans are losing patience with them. Some have noted the cheap thrills the Mouse is constantly aiming for in several videos. I probably won't go back to Disney for a long, long time. But I wish I could go back to Hogsmeade and Diagon Alley!

    • @Sirnekk
      @Sirnekk  2 роки тому

      @@largol33t1 I still have yet to visit Universal since the harry update. I will let you know what I think

  • @godisreal2537
    @godisreal2537 4 роки тому +6

    Galaxies Edge should have had a cool Star Wars roller coaster.

  • @loveandmark1
    @loveandmark1 2 роки тому +1

    I know that they only added one ride when it was open, but it does take a long time to make new rides and now they worked hard to make Rise of Resistance. And that ride is my number ONE!!! HOW CAN YOU HATE THIS!?!? Me personally am a big Star Wars fan. AND I WISH ME AND ALL FANS WILL NEVER EVEN LOOK AT THIS VIDEO EVER AGAIN!!!!!!💔😠

  • @Maverick3211
    @Maverick3211 2 роки тому +1

    To be the fair, for a parks prices I can't really blame them. Plus the credits thing is kinda cool and a bit more immersive.

    • @Sirnekk
      @Sirnekk  2 роки тому

      What do you mean for a parks prices? Disneyland is expensive af?

    • @Maverick3211
      @Maverick3211 2 роки тому

      @@Sirnekk yeah but almost all theme parks and such are, water world or whatever was 80$ per person or 140 idk.
      Point is I can't really blame the large prices

    • @Lil_Angry_Bitch
      @Lil_Angry_Bitch Рік тому

      Yeah, don't say the word "Dollars" say "Credits" instead because people will subliminally think they aren't spending "Dollars" but fictional "Credits", that way it will be easier for Disney to milk people 's wallets and pretend it is for "Immersion".

  • @Lil_Angry_Bitch
    @Lil_Angry_Bitch Рік тому

    Lightsabers aren't 130 Credits, they are 200 Credits.

  • @legodeathstarproductions5513
    @legodeathstarproductions5513 3 роки тому +1

    Well now it's massive in popularity

  • @colten53
    @colten53 2 роки тому +3

    If you go down the road to Kennedy Space Center, NASA actually allows guests into actual lunar modules and space shuttles, but Disney won’t let you get too close to a fictional non-functioning spaceship

    • @Lil_Angry_Bitch
      @Lil_Angry_Bitch Рік тому

      KSC isn't down the road from Disneyland in California.

  • @Tlar12
    @Tlar12 3 роки тому +2

    If you could touch it kids would clime all over it and it would quickly start to fall apart

    • @Sirnekk
      @Sirnekk  3 роки тому +4

      Are you joking or did you actually think this was a good argument

    • @Tlar12
      @Tlar12 3 роки тому

      What

    • @derpanzer5219
      @derpanzer5219 3 роки тому +3

      @@Tlar12 yea your an idiot

    • @david_4246
      @david_4246 3 роки тому +1

      Ever been to toon town? They have tons of interactive spots that don't fall apart

    • @Tlar12
      @Tlar12 3 роки тому +1

      Oh yeah I forgot about that but none of it is a life size millinium falcon littaral billions of kids with Star Wars being a ginormous part of there childhood would be climbing all over it and some might even try to take it apart and bring part of it home kids would be climbing all over it like if it was the worlds most popular jungle jim do you know what the millennium falcon is

  • @coldworldandrew385
    @coldworldandrew385 2 роки тому +1

    That ride is not worth the wait. It's kinda dumb lol a car that shakes you around and a screen . Area looks cool but true waste of space. We need more rides that have to do with Disney movies

  • @DZstudios.
    @DZstudios. 3 роки тому +1

    That Wasn’t a Star Wars Hotel... it was a Lux hotel.... the Star Wars hotel is in WDW

    • @Sirnekk
      @Sirnekk  2 роки тому

      It was a star wars hotel though....They were going to build them in both locations. I did a lot of research on this topic.

  • @ConquerYou
    @ConquerYou Рік тому

    Nice video. I agree with your assessment. I couldn’t wait to leave star wars land. It was more like depression land. Walt is rolling over in his cryogenic chamber right about now.

    • @ConquerYou
      @ConquerYou Рік тому

      Also, one of the best things about classic disney attractions is that they appeal to young and old. As someone who grew up with the original star wars trilogy, the falcon ride we went on was, imo, shit. I felt nauseous. And was assigned the engineer job. The ride felt like click bait as I clacked away at blinking buttons and got rocked and slammed into almond getting sick. Can’t say i got off and said it was enjoyable. Compare that to pirates of the Caribbean, actually its no comparison. Even tho The ‘modernization’ of pirates has actually degraded that ride also, but whatever. At lesst i don’t almost throw up on that one and enjoy the experience.

  • @georgemcmurray6664
    @georgemcmurray6664 2 роки тому +1

    Obviously they’re not going to let you touch it, kids are disgusting. It would be a cesspool.

    • @Sirnekk
      @Sirnekk  2 роки тому

      Well this video was made before covid but you could have attendants on the thing making sure that doesn’t happen

  • @MD_the_MC
    @MD_the_MC 2 роки тому

    This dude is really upset that they won't let him pet an x-wing

    • @Sirnekk
      @Sirnekk  2 роки тому +4

      Universal let’s me touch the Harry Potter car….

  • @ConquerYou
    @ConquerYou Рік тому

    This video aged well except for your comment, i have hope for the future of disney. Lol.

  • @Bus_Driver117
    @Bus_Driver117 4 роки тому +21

    Star Wars land is very empty. I was so happy when I first entered it. But then I was disappointed cause it’s just Kathleen Kennedy SW land. No OG and no prequels. It’s hella lame

    • @MrHistory269
      @MrHistory269 3 роки тому

      IKR

    • @sith4156
      @sith4156 3 роки тому

      Fuck off

    • @Bus_Driver117
      @Bus_Driver117 3 роки тому

      @@sith4156 no

    • @derpanzer5219
      @derpanzer5219 3 роки тому

      @@sith4156 awww gonna cry

    • @thx1138thecrane
      @thx1138thecrane 3 роки тому

      @@sith4156 Commander, my guy, my poor poor summer clone child... Do you actually like disney star wars? I can understand Rogue One or The Mandalorian, but do you actually like the 'sequel trilogy Palpatine Saga'? Solo?

  • @KingsOfCamel
    @KingsOfCamel 2 роки тому

    The rides were cool tho tbh

  • @ksamuel9
    @ksamuel9 2 роки тому +1

    Isn't the whole use of the word 'credits' just meant to be LARPing? Since you know, that's what money is called in Star Wars

    • @Sirnekk
      @Sirnekk  2 роки тому

      Pretty stupid if you ask me.

    • @ksamuel9
      @ksamuel9 2 роки тому

      why

  • @GrizzlyDave85
    @GrizzlyDave85 2 роки тому +1

    What did you expect honestly?

  • @yalebass
    @yalebass 4 роки тому +2

    yES

  • @brettswenson594
    @brettswenson594 2 роки тому +1

    You know they screwed up on smugglers run when it has a 10 minute wait all day what a terrible ride its so bad star tours is better

  • @MD_the_MC
    @MD_the_MC 2 роки тому

    How fucking dare they use the word "credits" I'm literally shaking and crying and pooping my pants right now. I can't fucking believe they don't say "dollars" it's so disrespectful to America 🇱🇷🦅🗽✝️. I might cry all day now, boohoo boohoo. I'm gonna fucking die dude, why would they say "credits"?

    • @Sirnekk
      @Sirnekk  2 роки тому

      Is this a LARPING enthusiast in my comments

  • @cjrock95
    @cjrock95 4 роки тому +2

    I agree with you about the ride and the prices, but everything else I disagree with.

  • @212thcustoms3
    @212thcustoms3 2 роки тому +2

    Im a huge prequel fan. Especially when it comes to clones. I think a lazer tag type game in a kamino training facility arena would be amazing. But i know disney will never show love to the prequels. You cant even find OT stormtroopers walking around anymore. Its all first order stuff. The smugglers run was lame i agree. I spent 60% of the ride staring at flasing buttons rather than what was going on. I went yesterday and rode the Rise of the Resistance. Which i actually liked tbh. But yes. Every shop looked completely identical with almost the same merchandise. The cantina was beautiful upon arrival but then it get old after your first drink. Not to mention $12 for a bowl of random crackers and chips. So overall is galaxy’s edge worth it? No not really. As a first timer sure its cool. But definitely not worthy of going back to it a second time.

    • @Sirnekk
      @Sirnekk  2 роки тому +1

      Honestly you're thinking in the right direction with that lazer tag idea. Imagine a fully themed immersive game of lazer tag set in the star wars universe! It has so much potential. Sadly thanks to liability, disney would never do anything that fun. They're so scared of, well, everything that they even fenced off the astromech droids. When extracting money is the primary concern, you end up with overpriced bowls of crackers and chips! It's a place for kids that is honestly starting to look and act more and more like it hates them.

  • @wassupmypeeps69
    @wassupmypeeps69 3 роки тому +5

    Why is it that every female cast member in Galaxy's Edge looks like John Candy in Spaceballs

  • @kayeaubrey4274
    @kayeaubrey4274 4 роки тому +1

    WHAT? HOW COULD THIS SUCK?

    • @loveandmark1
      @loveandmark1 2 роки тому +1

      I know this guy is the worst person I ever met this idiot does not know what real entertainment is.

  • @2002films
    @2002films 4 роки тому

    Kathleen Kennedy shit the bed

  • @daphnetruman
    @daphnetruman 2 роки тому

    It's not dangerous around D-land at all. Actually better than it was in the 80's. Whole place is surrounded by 700-800K homes.

    • @Sirnekk
      @Sirnekk  2 роки тому +2

      The hotels and shopping center surrounding Dland are safe. But the bus stop across the street has crack addicts roaming around, it's literally new vegas. Take it from a guy who lives next door to Anaheim, it's really dangerous at night.

    • @daphnetruman
      @daphnetruman 2 роки тому +1

      @@Sirnekk Yeah, I grew up in Garden Grove about 3 miles from Dland and still have friends and family there. East of Dland are some ratty neighborhoods and I definitely would recommend a person keeping their head on a swivel when walking around there at night but I do think the video way over played the danger thing just to be showy. Harbor Blvd, Katella and West streets are nicer now than in the 80's and 90's.

  • @ddespair
    @ddespair 3 роки тому +6

    Star Wars mall and museum seem like great ways to put it. I honestly had no idea there were that many people who liked this mediocre franchise this much until the first new sw film came out. Anyways, Disney’s biggest mistake was building TWO of these things and doing so exactly the same. I think if they had just built it in Disneyland to get people back there they might have been ok. Also probably could have had their hotel too. But they got greedy and they had to fire back with a vengeance after missing the train (ha!) on Harry Potter world. Edit: sorry I guess avatar world was the answer to Harry Potter world, but man that’s like two swings and two misses.

  • @MUCKAMUCKs
    @MUCKAMUCKs 4 роки тому +1

    On starwars galaxy edge millennium is bad very bad

  • @ethrawn373
    @ethrawn373 3 роки тому +1

    I agree with a lot of the stuff you talked about, but complaining that there’s only one Star Wars ride in a park already filled with phenomenal rides and shows is just plain stupid to me. And if you don’t like how smugglers run is the same scenario every time, just ride star tours (a simulator ride with randomly generated scenes to give you a unique experience every time)

    • @Sirnekk
      @Sirnekk  3 роки тому +3

      Well I like Disneyland as a whole, this video is specifically about galaxy’s edge. There’s so much they could have done with it, and they did is pathetic

  • @timvandergriff13
    @timvandergriff13 2 роки тому +3

    But then you see how REAL Star Wars fans cry walking into Galaxy’s Edge. The rides are amazing. The details are insane. The merchandise, is like none other. This is a place for Star Wars fans can live out some of their fantasies by building your own droid and lightsaber. You think it costs too much? Don’t go. Don’t ruin everyone else’s opinion on the place. Just like people today. You cant appreciate what is there.

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 2 роки тому +3

      One second: WHAT rides? Name FIVE rides in Galaxy's Edge. We'll sit and wait.

    • @timvandergriff2111
      @timvandergriff2111 2 роки тому +2

      @@largol33t1 rise of the resistance. Smugglers run. They only have 2. So, I can’t name 5. But the rides are fun and for Star Wars fans, should make you feel like you are a character in the movies

    • @tupapimarshall4767
      @tupapimarshall4767 2 роки тому +1

      @@timvandergriff2111 false smugglers run is trash and u have to make a reservation for rise of the resistance

    • @timvandergriff2111
      @timvandergriff2111 2 роки тому +1

      @@tupapimarshall4767 I guess that difference in opinion. I enjoyed smugglers run. And now you don’t hVe to set a time for rise of the resistance. They took the virtual queue away.

  • @romellerodrigueza6695
    @romellerodrigueza6695 3 роки тому

    What do you expect disney?? We Star Wars fans are like trash to you guys.. and kathleen and rian treat us like we are nobody.. and not to mentioned, how they ruin Luke Skywalker in the last jedi..

  • @toric1677
    @toric1677 4 роки тому +1

    I understand most of the points in the video. Yes, the pricing is fucking ludicrous, Shit is fenced off like crazy, but people that go have been long time Star Wars fans. They get to do multiple things other than just the two rides, and so far I’ve seen mostly positive feedback aside from this.
    PS. The whole “credits” and “parsecs” thing you were describing is called “immersion”. Ever heard of it? Didn’t think so.

  • @PHLFANJAN
    @PHLFANJAN 4 роки тому +4

    I think Galaxy's Edge is amazing

    • @godisreal2537
      @godisreal2537 4 роки тому +3

      Galaxies Edge could have been amazing. Imagine if they had a Star Wars roller coaster there. Imagine if they had blaster laser tag and go kart pod racing.

    • @samsungmicrowavestudiostm4569
      @samsungmicrowavestudiostm4569 4 роки тому +4

      Two words their prices