NOT HOW I WANTED TO WIN - L'ETAPE TEXAS - San Antonio - WORST RETIREMENT EVER

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  • Опубліковано 16 чер 2024
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  • @mikexkennedy
    @mikexkennedy Місяць тому +77

    12:02 "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.” - Mark Twain.

  • @MoisheLettvin
    @MoisheLettvin Місяць тому +29

    Pee Wee Herman could've told you the Alama isn't bike friendly. And it doesn't have a basement.

  • @the_lime_
    @the_lime_ Місяць тому +44

    This might be the funniest way things could’ve fallen apart

  • @shadpurcell74
    @shadpurcell74 Місяць тому +8

    Thank you so much for taking time to take a photo with me. Thank you so much for being such an inspiration and for being so chill. You are welcome in SA anytime. You can ride my bikes too. Peace.

  • @FlatSpinMan
    @FlatSpinMan Місяць тому +8

    This was one of the best videos on this channel. The racing strategy made the result completely understandable, but I like how you went out of your way to explain the skills of those around you. It’s a shame you had to win, but sometimes in life,bad things happen to good people.

  • @uncleyemen
    @uncleyemen Місяць тому +7

    The city has been working on building out the bike path network, and eventually you'll be able to do a loop of the city (currently you can do an out-and-back of about 76 miles). That said, you're spot on with your observations. They're not the best for commuting, bunch rides or for cruising above like 17,18 mph. Still, it's better than nothing and it's nice to have that much trail without having to worry about cars.

  • @skrinix
    @skrinix Місяць тому +16

    imagine phil cussing you out for taking a lane while he blows by you in a ferrari. 😂

  • @jonathanwilson8278
    @jonathanwilson8278 Місяць тому +9

    "he pulled me for 1hr and then I beat him on the climb.." 😂

  • @xgymratx83
    @xgymratx83 Місяць тому +4

    Great video. Loved the part about traveling and meeting the many most excellent people in all locations and not lumping everyone into a hatful bunch. Well said.

  • @jesuscruz836
    @jesuscruz836 Місяць тому +13

    I remember the Alamo because Ozzy Osbourne pissed on it in '82

  • @billkallas1762
    @billkallas1762 Місяць тому +17

    If you are a tourist, make sure you ask about the basement of the Alamo.

    • @Daniel-ng8fi
      @Daniel-ng8fi Місяць тому +1

      I googled it, looks like there actually is one now!

    • @billkallas1762
      @billkallas1762 Місяць тому +1

      @@Daniel-ng8fi Just in the nearby gift ship. not the Alamo, itself.

  • @juliandiazromero4101
    @juliandiazromero4101 Місяць тому +2

    A Classic Banger from Phil

  • @albeesphotos8340
    @albeesphotos8340 Місяць тому +1

    It was awesome to meet you and take a quick pic with u and have u here for the race..it was my first ever race I did decent and I was able to meet you..not bad..Cheers!..💯👍🏼

  • @awildcyclistappears
    @awildcyclistappears Місяць тому +38

    Phil "draft sucking" for over an hour and then dropping that poor guy on a climb... Damn, I feel bad for that chap - true hero!
    Yo Phil, we still good btw :)

    • @brendanray8292
      @brendanray8292 Місяць тому

      This was you??

    • @td_kdname5197
      @td_kdname5197 Місяць тому

      You said "Damn, I feel bad for that chap - true hero!"
      That's bike racing, for good or ill.

    • @secretagent86
      @secretagent86 Місяць тому +4

      To be fair very few would beat Phil uphill even if Phil had been doing the bulk of the front

    • @canili61
      @canili61 Місяць тому

      Major props for knowing your fate and burying yourself anyway 💪

  • @gandul1234
    @gandul1234 Місяць тому +10

    I was in that race. You guys left us in the dust and we were going pretty fast. You got 21st overall. Good times. Its hard to train for that race where I live. Zero hills. And just to let you know the wind was not that bad. Usually the wind its in the 15 to 20 miles and hour during that race. Ask the guys that did it last year.

    • @SCMatt33
      @SCMatt33 Місяць тому +7

      @gandul1234 I was also in the race. Phil definitely won. The results app couldn’t be altered to reflect taking the finish times at the top of the second KOM pass, so they still show times at the finish line. But for the race result on the day, you need to use the time at “KOM2 FINISH”

    • @ic8658
      @ic8658 14 днів тому

      Aye.....he won the race mate. Check your facts.

  • @ShredGeek
    @ShredGeek Місяць тому +1

    Great video Phil!! It was a great event!! I had hoped to meet you!! But we never crossed paths!! Wanted to have a pic with you and my custom Trek with a full Invis kit!! Maybe next time!! Love your videos!!

  • @dr.kylejones4812
    @dr.kylejones4812 Місяць тому +2

    I was a slow 60-mile rider, so the 100-milers caught up to me. I can attest to Phil and Freddy being WAY ahead. They passed me, and so I moved over to let the next pack (that I knew would shortly be behind them) pass me easily . . . and I waited, and I waited, and I waited. ;-)

  • @Jackisaboss1208
    @Jackisaboss1208 Місяць тому +1

    Lived (and biked) about 3 blocks from the Alamo for a bit. I loved riding around the King William neighborhood. Even made my own little crit course

  • @SCMatt33
    @SCMatt33 Місяць тому +1

    I really appreciate seeing this, Phil. I was in the race and when I finished, I was kind of confused that you won. My immediate thoughts were, “Phil was signing autographs and posing with the Ferrari yesterday, why would he be trying to win?” I guess this answers it.
    Also, how the heck do you finish a race like without stopping for water when support is forbidden in the rules? I was what I’m guessing was group 2 (in terms of large groups) halfway through, but had to drop off to refill bottles. I don’t think I reasonably could’ve carried that much liquid with me the whole day, and that was for a day that was mild and overcast!

  • @veganpotterthevegan
    @veganpotterthevegan Місяць тому +6

    You don't know? Its historically important as it was in Pee Wee's Big Adventure

  • @SMLPhotography1
    @SMLPhotography1 Місяць тому +3

    Hey Phil - Next year, you should come a week early and hit some gravel at the Castell Grind! We’d love to have you 🙂
    (This year there was a scheduling overlap with Le Tape due to the eclipse)

  • @franklumpycounty7945
    @franklumpycounty7945 Місяць тому +3

    That’s a good point. We ride the windy back roads in my county, and that’s where I find the most courteous drivers in custom vintage cars or sports cars. They also enjoy the challenge of the road. Sometimes too much in the case of motorcycles on GMR.

    • @worstretirementever
      @worstretirementever  Місяць тому +2

      I always feel like I'm one with the motorcycles as far as cars trying to kill us, but that seems to be one way in my experience getting harassed by motos

  • @johnchapman2856
    @johnchapman2856 Місяць тому +1

    my favorite narration style!

  • @jeremyayers3977
    @jeremyayers3977 Місяць тому +4

    Very interesting how team tactics play out sometimes. Great ride as usual Phil

    • @DavidDorrMD
      @DavidDorrMD Місяць тому +1

      I love that you both had a recorded quote for the situation; and did exactly what you told them to do.

    • @worstretirementever
      @worstretirementever  Місяць тому +6

      I was editing the pre-race meeting and couldn't believe it was that dead-on. The common mistakes of bike racing are sort of predictable I guess. Not enough to predict how this race would go, but oh well

  • @rg807
    @rg807 Місяць тому +3

    Bro- you still like to race! Take the W and enjoy.

  • @matthewcole4823
    @matthewcole4823 Місяць тому +4

    Before I got into cycling, I raced collegiate offshore sailing, then later as paid racing crew for billionaire businessmen. The best I can describe the experience is like standing under a cold shower in your clothes, tearing someone else’s $100 bills in half as fast as you can. A+, but would not recommend to the casual observer.

  • @ashurany
    @ashurany Місяць тому +4

    "Half a million dollar car and the seats are manual" 🤣

  • @Moving_Chicane
    @Moving_Chicane Місяць тому +2

    Outstanding!

  • @markmonroe7330
    @markmonroe7330 Місяць тому +3

    Excellent presentation. Thank you. Interesting how many in the video recently moved from CA to TX.

  • @leedorney
    @leedorney 14 днів тому

    I'll never meet Phil but he's super cool and a great sense of humour, love the vids ✌️

  • @aischwartzable
    @aischwartzable Місяць тому +1

    Phil Gaimon, former pro, KOM GURU and historian "and how did that go for them?" Spit my wine out laughing.

  • @krismcgowan4308
    @krismcgowan4308 Місяць тому +1

    Fab Phil, more races please!

  • @prestachuck2867
    @prestachuck2867 Місяць тому +1

    I’m glad that you had such a great time down there!
    I was born and lived in Upstate New York until 1972, then lived in San Antonio until about fifteenth years ago. When I lived there, we used to say that San Antonio was a little hick town of one and a half million people.
    The problems (“I hate California” guy) are the same in many US cities and towns however. Some people don’t travel, and whenever those particular individuals do, they don’t take the time to learn about different regions, customs, or lifestyles. They willfully remain ignorant and narrow-minded. Regurgitating the misinformation and propaganda spouted by their favorite political entertainment channel, rather than opening their minds and hearts to different people, places, and ideas.
    Glad you had a great time in the foothills of the Texas Hill Country.
    There are no mountains in south Texas, but there are indeed much tougher hills than those of offer at L’eTape SA.
    Next time you’re around, take an extra day to check out the area around Vanderpool, TX sometime. We used to have a little “bandit race” there back in the day when those were a thing.
    You would love cycling there with your friends. It’s the pretty part of Texas. Pretty much the only one at that if developers haven’t spoiled it yet. Hah hah.
    ridewithgps.com/routes/31758671
    Congratulations on your win. Cheers, Phil!

  • @keithfels9963
    @keithfels9963 Місяць тому +2

    Are you doing Vegas next week? I'm riding the 75 but definitely not competing. Weather is looking really good for it.

  • @Pratalax
    @Pratalax Місяць тому +3

    Hah, the yellow jersey!! perfect.

  • @russelldrey8678
    @russelldrey8678 Місяць тому +1

    It’s just how the cookie crumbles 😎

  • @PeterPutz82
    @PeterPutz82 Місяць тому +1

    Wooop woop, good job Phil

  • @neilbarber793
    @neilbarber793 Місяць тому +1

    Great vid & ride Phil. It is what it is. You made sure your sponsor was 1st on the podium. 🤷🥳

  • @sdmike1141
    @sdmike1141 Місяць тому +4

    Nice illuminating comments on team dynamics, which has always been a bit confusing to me as a noob to the sport.

  • @recrevs963
    @recrevs963 Місяць тому +1

    That Factor bike is sweet. Any chance you can give us your views in July for the big one? You tend to cover angles and topics that other commentators don't touch.

  • @13squared2009
    @13squared2009 Місяць тому +2

    ‘Let’s not get mad at a State.’ Florida, and many of its friends, enters the chat.

  • @veganpotterthevegan
    @veganpotterthevegan Місяць тому +3

    This reminds me of the wealthy people paying for their childrens' success at USC😂

  • @turtletramp
    @turtletramp Місяць тому +2

    Lock picking lawyer drooling at the start.

  • @mottohorn
    @mottohorn Місяць тому +3

    12:16 there is a reason why CA is the most populous state. Is wonder what that reason is…🤔

  • @uknowbass
    @uknowbass Місяць тому +3

    You were the guest rider, right? I don’t think you were supposed to win. Looked interesting tho

  • @mattwarbuckle
    @mattwarbuckle Місяць тому +1

    How long would it take the Lockpicking Lawyer to clear that whole fence of locks?

  • @Real28
    @Real28 Місяць тому +1

    Haha man, you did that guy dirty just drafting him for over an hour.

  • @JNorth87
    @JNorth87 Місяць тому

    Nice work. Although I would argue the onus is on the other rider for towing a hill climb champion to the base of a up hill finish.

  • @GOAFPilotChannel
    @GOAFPilotChannel Місяць тому +1

    "if you get stuck and you have to win" lmao

  • @peteozias2760
    @peteozias2760 Місяць тому +3

    Almost got barfing on camera at 4.40ish

  • @reedjacksonmaccom
    @reedjacksonmaccom Місяць тому

    good job

  • @rascal1234
    @rascal1234 Місяць тому +1

    A bike is abit more intimate than a car. Asking to borrow a bike is like asking to borrow someones spouse.

  • @DaveCM
    @DaveCM Місяць тому +2

    That is actually some revisionist history. Mexico had already outlawed slavery and told settlers to the area that they couldn't bring slaves. They brought slaves, so Mexico went to kick them out.

  • @user-kb7ij6ye8u
    @user-kb7ij6ye8u Місяць тому +5

    BOAT = Bust Out Another Thousand

  • @kurtobermeyer3356
    @kurtobermeyer3356 Місяць тому +1

    Perhaps we ought to know our history so we don't repeat mistakes, and avoid mistakes that others have made in the past.

  • @LD-bv1pm
    @LD-bv1pm Місяць тому +1

    I guess the stuff stuck on my bike paid for his Ferrari :)

  • @larrylem3582
    @larrylem3582 Місяць тому +5

    No references....Does this mean Phil isn't a PeeWee fan?

  • @JMcLeodKC711
    @JMcLeodKC711 Місяць тому +3

    Texas is a great state….just ask Larry Ellison

  • @tednruth453
    @tednruth453 Місяць тому +10

    Sat on for an hour 😮 wow!

    • @worstretirementever
      @worstretirementever  Місяць тому +8

      my feelings exactly. Dude never even tried to drop me

    • @utube7930
      @utube7930 Місяць тому +4

      He probably looked back a few times, but to be fair Phil is riding with INVISIBLE frame stickers

    • @christopheroliver148
      @christopheroliver148 День тому

      @@utube7930 But those only make the bike disappear, so he'd see Phil riding nothing. 😉

  • @Real28
    @Real28 Місяць тому +1

    YT compression absolutely lost its shit with that opening.

  • @billrose2202
    @billrose2202 Місяць тому

    no cup holders? Must be a Spurs fan haha. That's English humour for ya

  • @tumbleweedking5668
    @tumbleweedking5668 Місяць тому

    Do a bike race in Amarillo and see if your outlook on Texas is the same. You'll see 15 FJB signs in the first 3 miles!

  • @Driver8takeabreak
    @Driver8takeabreak Місяць тому +4

    I know it's part of the sport, but I hate negative cycling tactics like refusing to work in a small break in an AMATEUR race. Hate that game not player, I guess.

    • @ZachTheExcitedViper
      @ZachTheExcitedViper Місяць тому +1

      If he clearly stated 'I cant pull - my intention is to have my teammates catch up to us' then absolutely no harm, no foul.

    • @Driver8takeabreak
      @Driver8takeabreak Місяць тому

      @@ZachTheExcitedViper An ex-pro sitting on your wheel for an entire hour and then out-sprints you for the win, in an AMATEUR race???
      I just find team tactics, when no one is getting paid (I guess technically Phil is through his sponsorship) a bit silly. If Phil's team was that strong and they absolutely wanted their other guy to win (instead of Phil), THEY could have pulled it back.
      Again, I know that's how things can play out sometimes, but doesn't mean I have to like it.

    • @ZachTheExcitedViper
      @ZachTheExcitedViper Місяць тому +2

      @@Driver8takeabreak If an ex-pro is in the race it means its his job to help me win? Im not sure what point you're trying to make. Either its a race or its not a race, you cant have it both ways. In that spirit, had the 'ex pro' given him the win that would have been awful.

    • @rlm4471
      @rlm4471 Місяць тому +1

      Yeah, that's road cycling for you. Amateur or not, tactics are a part of it.

    • @rlm4471
      @rlm4471 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@ZachTheExcitedViper You should tell this to the "spirit of gravel" people.

  • @number1since71
    @number1since71 Місяць тому +1

    Unless I’m missing something, the Ferrari wasn’t a stick shift? That seems wrong.

  • @AndrewJackson-rr9jk
    @AndrewJackson-rr9jk Місяць тому +1

    probably blame Peewee Herman for the "no Bike policy

  • @johnharris8394
    @johnharris8394 Місяць тому +1

    People should be flocking to CA,....But they are not.

  • @gabebikes
    @gabebikes Місяць тому +1

    "This is a Lexus" had me dying!!

  • @Moonplant432
    @Moonplant432 7 днів тому

    I rode the inaugural. Whenever that was. It freaking sucked dog balls. Totally disorganized, discombobulated and really stupid. Wont ever go back

  • @davidsullivan7290
    @davidsullivan7290 Місяць тому

    chicken fried steak!

  • @MooreMatt
    @MooreMatt Місяць тому

    John Wayne was part of that right?

  • @damu6678
    @damu6678 Місяць тому

    challenge: predict your 5k time in sand on the beach

  • @edmarkey4057
    @edmarkey4057 12 днів тому

    Muhney!!!

  • @WadePearson
    @WadePearson Місяць тому +2

    Still doin' that racing sh*t, Phil?

  • @northtexasaerialphotograph5285
    @northtexasaerialphotograph5285 28 днів тому

    Plese don't let small minded people cause you to think less of Texas, I live in Texas but there are 50 great states in the US, and all have good things to offer, no one is better than the other. People that have never left whatever area they are from often don't understand how great the entire country is

  • @thecitizen49
    @thecitizen49 Місяць тому

    cars are coffins.

  • @bengt_axle
    @bengt_axle Місяць тому

    "This is the lock picking lawyer and what I have for you today is a cyclist who forgot his combination..."

  • @Myles995
    @Myles995 Місяць тому +2

    How dare you come to Texas and not personally call me up for a ride... not having a clue who I am is no excuse! ha ha!

    • @jayobannon5359
      @jayobannon5359 Місяць тому +2

      I felt like that when he came to Hawaii for mauna kea. Even did a post that he was welcome at my place and I'd take him out to dinner.

    • @Myles995
      @Myles995 Місяць тому

      @@jayobannon5359 He is a horrible friend! ;-)

  • @frankreyes4
    @frankreyes4 Місяць тому

    You ride in Malibu. Cal is lost

  • @Fehr270
    @Fehr270 Місяць тому +1

    You don’t want to own a Ferrari, it stops being special. I assume anyway.

    • @veganpotterthevegan
      @veganpotterthevegan Місяць тому

      The people with the most expensive supercars(not a lower value, used purchased) tend to have multiple. If one needs work for a month, they don't really notice

    • @Fehr270
      @Fehr270 Місяць тому +1

      @@veganpotterthevegan na, it just becomes normal. Driving one once is special. I bet Phil remembers that day forever. If you drive one every day it’s not so memorable.
      People with multiple supercars just have too much money and don’t know what else to do with it.

    • @veganpotterthevegan
      @veganpotterthevegan Місяць тому

      @Fehr270 its definitely case by case. Plenty of my clients have supercar collections and they're not remotely disinterested in their cars

    • @Fehr270
      @Fehr270 Місяць тому

      @@veganpotterthevegan imagine birthday cake every day. It’s still good but just not the same on day 25435.

    • @veganpotterthevegan
      @veganpotterthevegan Місяць тому

      @@Fehr270 that's definitely still far better than having a single day without birthday cake

  • @MatthewContreras-vq1jr
    @MatthewContreras-vq1jr Місяць тому +1

    i live in an area of California where Trump yard signs are very common. People outside of California think the whole state is Haight and Ashbury SF.

    • @christopheroliver148
      @christopheroliver148 День тому

      Haven't been to CA, but I well know that they sent people like Devin Nunes and Darrell Issa to Washington.

  • @p0p0ed
    @p0p0ed Місяць тому

    Hey Phil.. did they accept the results of the race? or did they start an insurrection? 😆

  • @ceeslee
    @ceeslee Місяць тому

    You are not woke enough, how dare you show the USA flag.

  • @hottie1155
    @hottie1155 Місяць тому

    I've heard of some low down dirty things but not taking a pull for 2 hours is another level

  • @chupa_mi_dongle
    @chupa_mi_dongle Місяць тому +3

    Remember the Alamo *ISN'T bicycle friendly*

  • @bubbastard
    @bubbastard Місяць тому

    Matt seems like a good guy, he does retirement right.

  • @Democratsknowbidensucks
    @Democratsknowbidensucks Місяць тому +2

    Bikes were cheaper under donald trump.. have a cookie everyone.

    • @johndef5075
      @johndef5075 Місяць тому

      Because of covid deaths that he recommended taking bleach for.
      What a 🤡