Brutal Marriage Movie - SNL

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  • @n0sferatu338
    @n0sferatu338 3 роки тому +9444

    “you look very beautiful in this light-“ “YOURE SUFFOCATING ME” had me dying

  • @donaldlivingston75
    @donaldlivingston75 3 роки тому +10588

    "I had a heart attack!" "I just can't with you!" such a good play on the trope of how even a Very Good Reason means nothing when you miss The Big Event.

    • @dajiyahmcae1880
      @dajiyahmcae1880 3 роки тому +250

      *THE BIG EVENT*

    • @CharliePetricor
      @CharliePetricor 3 роки тому +442

      And they act like the kid is gonna be heartbroken but they're probably like "Oh dad didn't make it? Bummer... Can we go get McDonald's?"

    • @richardbourton4523
      @richardbourton4523 3 роки тому +325

      Bonus points if they miss the BIG EVENT but arrive just too late in a car driven by ANOTHER WOMAN CHARACTER, so we can all enjoy the dull crushingly hateful and lazy manufactured conflict of rashly assumed infidelity without the chance to explain.

    • @susiebrown6646
      @susiebrown6646 3 роки тому +11

      This was so good

    • @deepfocus888
      @deepfocus888 3 роки тому +68

      "I'll go to the next one" "Tony, it was AJ's last meet of the season"!

  • @emileehenderson9063
    @emileehenderson9063 3 роки тому +9850

    "Man doesn't hit woman, but breaks something close to her." Hahahahahahhahaha

    • @cdchris512
      @cdchris512 3 роки тому +11

      Genius hahahahahahaha

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 3 роки тому +25

      reality

    • @SVanwells
      @SVanwells 3 роки тому +47

      Unfortunately... Still somehow goes on her future restraining order as he was physically abusive

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 3 роки тому +17

      @@SVanwells hey...that's true lol

    • @dajiyahmcae1880
      @dajiyahmcae1880 3 роки тому +393

      @@SVanwells that's because it's abuse...👀

  • @Eph_Wilson
    @Eph_Wilson 3 роки тому +4489

    Rami’s utterly despairing “sex is fire” is living in my head rent-free now 😆😆😆

    • @ShadesOfGuitar
      @ShadesOfGuitar 3 роки тому +40

      Kings of Leon

    • @pixpusha
      @pixpusha 3 роки тому +11

      Im right there with him, like yea, sure, I have it all the time. lol

    • @ThorfinnMacbeth
      @ThorfinnMacbeth 2 роки тому

      @@ShadesOfGuitar hah yeah. Imagining a snow petrol version is hilarious though! Its just a bunch slower, with key board and totally out of place pathos! I want to make a parody version now!.... "We'll do it all...... every... thing.... sex... on fire...... iF I lay here.... if I just LAY... HERE..... Would we have sex?!.... and would it be... Fire?"
      ua-cam.com/video/GemKqzILV4w/v-deo.html

    • @brianruyack7632
      @brianruyack7632 2 роки тому +2

      @Zippy Thekid Not even the same bro.

  • @katsmenagerie106
    @katsmenagerie106 3 роки тому +718

    Don't forget the pet that has like one cameo with the kid and isn't shown again until its eventual tragic and untimely death to complete somebody's growth arc (probably dad's first emotional moment with the kid)

    • @juliankennedy4304
      @juliankennedy4304 10 місяців тому +4

      Revolutionary Road was like this. The kids just vanish halfway through.

    • @davidserlin8097
      @davidserlin8097 7 місяців тому

      Exactly, so maybe these are just better written versions of a Hallmark movie?

    • @PalomasMusic666
      @PalomasMusic666 2 місяці тому +2

      The constant glares out the window, and maybe a montage with music from an artist singing a song nobody likes

  • @teddypcadieux8271
    @teddypcadieux8271 3 роки тому +13352

    lmfao a director who is going through a divorce himself but now HE gets to decide what happens

  • @newgmodo5609
    @newgmodo5609 3 роки тому +6522

    “...comes another film that shows you what a bummer it is to share your life with another person.” 🤣😂😅

    • @lamo1724
      @lamo1724 3 роки тому +75

      That was a Michael Che line, I'm sure of it! Xxx

    • @stephaniestanley8041
      @stephaniestanley8041 3 роки тому +33

      That line was epic.

    • @paulwright6044
      @paulwright6044 3 роки тому +23

      @@lamo1724 Che trolling Jost, much?

    • @CharliePetricor
      @CharliePetricor 3 роки тому +91

      I swear, all these movies make marriage seem like a miserable nightmare 😂

    • @pattyayers
      @pattyayers 3 роки тому +44

      @@CharliePetricor It’s not miserable for everybody, no. But it is miserable for a lot of people.

  • @jakehuang3545
    @jakehuang3545 3 роки тому +3839

    “We just want to fight a little more until we fall in love again”
    The writers are pretty good this season NGL

  • @terrancekayton007
    @terrancekayton007 3 роки тому +213

    Her dancing in the “Starring a woman who likes to drink wine & dance around” part is perfect !!!!

  • @bobdylansdaughter
    @bobdylansdaughter 3 роки тому +1159

    The white woman with the wine - such a trope. I was rolling my eyes every time Jessica Chastain reached for a wine bottle on the show.

    • @oceanfive5
      @oceanfive5 2 роки тому +30

      I mean white women love wine

    • @pcbassoon3892
      @pcbassoon3892 Рік тому

      Because women are alcoholics who hate their kids!

    • @DragonBellyTravels
      @DragonBellyTravels Рік тому +43

      I would normally question the whole “white women love wine” statement except that a I’ve seen it for myself as a cashier in a supermarket. Whoa. And, don’t let it be a Sunday at 11:59am. They are standing by to bum rush that wine section and fill up their carts.
      *We always ran a buy 6, get 2-free sale on Sundays. It was total mayhem.

    • @Salma-yo6ns
      @Salma-yo6ns 11 місяців тому +29

      Cracked me up, along with “a man who loves to be petted” and “the therapist will be black” 😂😂

    • @Studentofgosset
      @Studentofgosset 10 місяців тому +6

      What show

  • @josephhoeffner5784
    @josephhoeffner5784 3 роки тому +6705

    Most SNL trailer parodies like this have some degree of affection, but this feels like someone in the writer's room really has a bone to pick haha.

    • @StupidSystemus
      @StupidSystemus 3 роки тому +168

      Probably also a rub on Colin Jost 😂

    • @hijodelaisla275
      @hijodelaisla275 3 роки тому +23

      Oh, isn't the behind-the-scenes stuff in television FASCINATING?

    • @wittay
      @wittay 3 роки тому +211

      Feels kinda like the Papyrus sketch. Somebody was angry when they wrote that sketch.

    • @priyachoudhary9896
      @priyachoudhary9896 3 роки тому +107

      @@wittay oh man the papyrus sketch was great

    • @chasemartin7713
      @chasemartin7713 3 роки тому +103

      It feels like a Julio Torres skit, when he says “two straight people with their straight little problems”….lol definitely Julio Torres. Greatest work since he brought us the seminal classic “The Sink”, and the stalwart timeless classic “Papyrus”.

  • @LordSkella
    @LordSkella 3 роки тому +12648

    FULLY expect oscars was the funniest line for me

    • @alexrezel8860
      @alexrezel8860 3 роки тому +153

      Yeah, they were really chewing on it. :)

    • @stanamilanovich3956
      @stanamilanovich3956 3 роки тому +131

      Mine was the line about the director being recently divorced -- so true! You can always tell it from the writers in the scripts too.

    • @endtimessupportgroup5685
      @endtimessupportgroup5685 3 роки тому +4

      That's sad

    • @sofiaguerrero0969
      @sofiaguerrero0969 3 роки тому +56

      yes! The acting in marriage story was okay but over the top. They were too confident for people who were supposed to be going through a divorce. Nothing subtle about their acting- it was all in your face

    • @carollipton4584
      @carollipton4584 3 роки тому +13

      @@stanamilanovich3956 I think this was a dig at Noah Baumbach

  • @Yuyu99000
    @Yuyu99000 3 роки тому +3786

    “So..break up?”
    “NO WE WANNA FIGHT SOME MORE”

    • @xpez9694
      @xpez9694 3 роки тому +25

      hey love is some crazy shit...

    • @lyrafiddle
      @lyrafiddle 3 роки тому +26

      😫😭 too realistic!

    • @jaaaniya
      @jaaaniya 3 роки тому +1

      LMAOO

    • @billholt2198
      @billholt2198 3 роки тому +30

      ..until we fall in love again. BWAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 3 роки тому +25

      Look we all know that couple

  • @divyamehra5304
    @divyamehra5304 3 роки тому +709

    The thing is I've watched Marriage Story and Scenes From A Marriage...and this sketch..two times now and I am still crying tears of laughter. This is genius. In just a few scenes, they somehow summed up both these two stories so accurately. I did however enjoy the movie and the series not gonna lie. but this is a gold comedy.

    • @PhaedraDarwish
      @PhaedraDarwish 2 роки тому +14

      Wait. Do the other two actually exist!

    • @Ceares
      @Ceares 2 роки тому +11

      @@PhaedraDarwish sadly, yes, yes they do. Scenes from a marriage exists twice as a matter of fact. And well Marriage Story does too if you count The Squid and the Whale

    • @SuperRobertoClemente
      @SuperRobertoClemente 2 роки тому +5

      LOL Marriage Story is great! Scenes from a Marriage you gotta watch the Bergman original tho.

    • @kendallevans4079
      @kendallevans4079 2 роки тому

      Why?

    • @keelahrose
      @keelahrose Рік тому +1

      I could not get through Marriage Story.

  • @sweetlouuu
    @sweetlouuu 3 роки тому +143

    Rami Malek has been the best SNL guest of this season and these skits were all genius. I would love to see him do a double season, double-take. Every second, every moment in this skit is better than most movies. Everyone who worked on this skit was genius and should be proud. You made us laugh, relate, and consider our own f**k ups. Cheers.

    • @Alex_Tribe
      @Alex_Tribe 3 роки тому +6

      I agree. I think they really trusted and respected Rami's acting ability so they gave him fantastic stuff. I mean the choosing a new bed one; the angelo one; the leasing out their cabin (but their really killers) one...never have I laughed so much at so many skits. Need to see him do more SNL stuff in future.

  • @TheFoldMusic
    @TheFoldMusic 3 роки тому +7247

    Heidi and Rami were perfect, but let’s give this voice actor his flowers, he’s a STAR!
    “Married people across America are asking, “is this for us? Cuz we don’t want it.”
    Kills me that these don’t make the cut

    • @camikaye6795
      @camikaye6795 3 роки тому +174

      im 99% sure it’s Steve Higgins

    • @schawdaya
      @schawdaya 3 роки тому +34

      im like 900% sure thats alec baldwin

    • @vivianamuntean146
      @vivianamuntean146 3 роки тому +12

      @Kelly Srdar - :) Hi, Dunning Krueger.

    • @dajiyahmcae1880
      @dajiyahmcae1880 3 роки тому +74

      “Went to the movies, saw a damn play!” 💀

    • @carollipton4584
      @carollipton4584 3 роки тому +1

      @@camikaye6795 Is he the one who announced the NATO cafeteria skit?

  • @Cspspack
    @Cspspack 3 роки тому +7559

    I’m a marriage counselor and this is so spot on.

    • @artmoss6889
      @artmoss6889 3 роки тому +145

      As a therapist, do you ever get to play ref? Telling people when they are reacting with uncalled for anger to a minor slight, for example?

    • @Shiva108
      @Shiva108 3 роки тому +102

      As a marriage counselor, how many divorces do you yourself have on record?

    • @loriwest4777
      @loriwest4777 3 роки тому +58

      That eyeroll was PERFECT! Cracks me up everytime 😂😂😂

    • @Mischa81
      @Mischa81 3 роки тому +282

      Are you black? 😀

    • @pamelaporter4750
      @pamelaporter4750 3 роки тому +49

      @@Mischa81, 😂

  • @christinap-c
    @christinap-c 3 роки тому +4427

    “I wanna live with Daddy. He’s SUCH a good man.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @luckyjasonfan
    @luckyjasonfan 3 роки тому +54

    "Really quiet then suddenly Loud"
    😂😂😂 I'm CHOKING!

  • @ZeroChannelZero
    @ZeroChannelZero 3 роки тому +592

    Next time my partner says "I'm sorry" I'm going to fire back "YOU'RE ALWAYS SORRY NATE." Her name is Lisa.

    • @Mallenaudrix
      @Mallenaudrix 10 місяців тому +3

      Gotta show her this skit

    • @michaelgarcia5051
      @michaelgarcia5051 8 місяців тому +8

      Make sure you call your kid “Ezra”

    • @Leon-dn4fu
      @Leon-dn4fu 7 місяців тому +11

      You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 3 місяці тому +1

      @@michaelgarcia5051I’m gonna call my kid “Better than Ezra”.

    • @Unregulatedperson
      @Unregulatedperson Місяць тому

      😂😂​@@Leon-dn4fu

  • @emmettsimon9487
    @emmettsimon9487 3 роки тому +2882

    “Ezra has one concert a year, One!”
    “I had a heart attack!”

    • @stephaniestanley8041
      @stephaniestanley8041 3 роки тому +34

      So freaking funny

    • @jesushateswood
      @jesushateswood 3 роки тому +192

      Ezra had a tumbling recital.
      Isn't a tumbling recital just toddlers doing clumsy gymnastics? 😆

    • @enbuchwald
      @enbuchwald 3 роки тому +13

      This Ezra is just happy if he doesn’t take a tumble on his way to the bathroom each night.

    • @dominiqueodom3099
      @dominiqueodom3099 3 роки тому +11

      I cant...

    • @KnightMD
      @KnightMD 3 роки тому +27

      "You cancelled our wedding!"
      "Uh, there was a global pandemic. The venue wouldn't take us and there was a curfew preventing guests from making it."
      "I can't..."

  • @rasheedlowery
    @rasheedlowery 3 роки тому +3230

    "Went to the movies, saw a damn play"
    - Keith Braun

    • @steveconn
      @steveconn 3 роки тому +12

      Best usually are, rest CGI toffee.

    • @solarprogeny6736
      @solarprogeny6736 3 роки тому +8

      @@steveconn please who tf asked

    • @riverotter68
      @riverotter68 3 роки тому +2

      @@steveconn some people to go see movies because some tales are just better told on the big screen. Many dramas could be shown on PBS and not lose much

    • @calvinandthecoalcars6188
      @calvinandthecoalcars6188 3 роки тому +19

      This was the line where I actually laughed out loud 😂

    • @NWednesdayQuansah
      @NWednesdayQuansah 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nlpnt
    @nlpnt 3 роки тому +607

    Starring; A good, sensitive man played by an actor who usually does villains.
    A woman who wonders "is this all?" played by an actress who usually does comedy.
    And a kid who's a foot and a half taller with a voice an octave deeper in junket interviews because this was on the shelf for so long because of covid.

    • @nibirue
      @nibirue 3 роки тому +2

      @Rita 25 y.o - check my vidéó why did you copy someone else's comment as your own? Very tacky.

    • @pirimpallopirimpalli4932
      @pirimpallopirimpalli4932 3 роки тому +3

      Rami Malek has done one villain in his whole career.

    • @chronica6457
      @chronica6457 3 роки тому +4

      @@pirimpallopirimpalli4932 Atleast two, and the guy from Mr Robot wasn't exactly a hero

    • @pirimpallopirimpalli4932
      @pirimpallopirimpalli4932 3 роки тому +2

      @@chronica6457 not being a hero makes him a villain? If you have such a black-and-white view of the world Mr. Robot was not for you.

    • @chronica6457
      @chronica6457 3 роки тому

      @@pirimpallopirimpalli4932 I never said he was a villain, I just said he wasn't a proper hero
      You're the one who immediatly assumed I was calling him a villain, so sounds like you're the one with a black or white view

  • @TheTurkaderr
    @TheTurkaderr 3 роки тому +151

    I lost it at " Saw a damn play ", despite being a theatre person,lmao.

    • @juliannehannes11
      @juliannehannes11 3 роки тому +4

      Because we all know those Dads with zero patience for any kind of dramatics that isn't a gun duel

  • @asia3726
    @asia3726 2 роки тому +47

    „And the stunt team from Blue Valentine” was brilliant🤣

  • @TheWalkersk592
    @TheWalkersk592 3 роки тому +847

    “From a director going through a divorce himself, and now he gets to decide what happens.” I’m so glad that it’s obvious to someone else. 😅😂

    • @freddiegrace3770
      @freddiegrace3770 3 роки тому +35

      It is basically a nod to Noah Baumbach! lol

    • @Kal-EL_Volta
      @Kal-EL_Volta 3 роки тому +36

      Makes you wonder about movies that have unnecessary sex scenes or rape scenes. Ive always wondered if it cuz the director wants to see a hot actress be nude

    • @davidmckesey7119
      @davidmckesey7119 3 роки тому +1

      @@freddiegrace3770 at least he's with Greta Gerwig

    • @henrygustavekrausse7459
      @henrygustavekrausse7459 3 роки тому

      @@Kal-EL_Volta Mostly the audience's fault. The director's job is to sell movie tickets, and sex sells.

    • @devchekhov7512
      @devchekhov7512 3 роки тому +17

      @@henrygustavekrausse7459 yes, because that totally justifies unnecessary rape scenes. /s

  • @jayes8191
    @jayes8191 3 роки тому +4922

    Can we just acknowledge Heidi Gardner for brilliantly holding her own with an Oscar award winning actor?! 👏👏👏

    • @StephRae
      @StephRae 3 роки тому +248

      absolutely, she's wonderful - as did Aidy in the Mattress Store. SNL actresses are not for play play. Damned fine actresses.

    • @eswift8318
      @eswift8318 3 роки тому +91

      Well, yeah. You can see that she totally expects her own Oscar now.

    • @VanishedPNW
      @VanishedPNW 3 роки тому +23

      Yeah some really difficult acting here. Lol

    • @kylef2937
      @kylef2937 3 роки тому +6

      No

    • @1vw4me
      @1vw4me 3 роки тому +7

      She great, but she needs to eat a god-damn sandwich! She's literally wasting away in front of us again.

  • @angeleyes_1412
    @angeleyes_1412 3 роки тому +813

    ‘Anddd.. they’re crying again’ 😂

  • @davidecolin
    @davidecolin 3 роки тому +154

    All jokes aside, Revolutionary Road is my all-time favorite "marriage crisis" movie. The characters are so complex and the acting is crazy good!

    • @jonathanhall1823
      @jonathanhall1823 3 роки тому +10

      I have forgotten what actually happened in the movie. Because I saw it many years ago. But I finished reading the original novel by Richard Yates recently. I really do feel like I know these characters, they’re so recognizable in real life. They’re not the kind of characters in literature, if you know what I mean

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 3 роки тому +2

      well that sounds interesting, if I can remember

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter 2 роки тому +5

      That’s a good one because Leo and Kate have _chef’s kiss_ beautiful chemistry from being friends for so long

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter 2 роки тому +1

      @@jonathanhall1823 I read the book a long time ago but I have felt the desire to re-read it recently. It’s a sign!

    • @jonathanhall1823
      @jonathanhall1823 2 роки тому +1

      @@parryyotter I hope you will get a deeper understanding about these characters by rereading it

  • @jmsmith1767
    @jmsmith1767 Рік тому +56

    0:45 “I HAD A HEART ATTACK!” And gets zero sympathy. God so realistic

  • @marquesjohnson6359
    @marquesjohnson6359 3 роки тому +2073

    "a woman who drinks and dances around a husband who likes to be petted, and the therapist will be black" LMAO 😂🤣 I mean accurate 😁 but when they were like he doesn't hit her but breaks something close to her I was like yeah that's gonna happen too LOL

    • @TheFoldMusic
      @TheFoldMusic 3 роки тому +16

      Maid

    • @psyclotronxx3083
      @psyclotronxx3083 3 роки тому +20

      Of course the therapist is black AND female coming out of Hollywood 😂

    • @steffnic13
      @steffnic13 3 роки тому +8

      @@TheFoldMusic Literally was gonna write this comment on another thread. It’s all well and good until it’s actually abuse like in Maid. Such a ridiculously fine line.

    • @TheFoldMusic
      @TheFoldMusic 3 роки тому +10

      @@steffnic13 I loved how that show shined a light on that. You kinda root for the Dad and the baby Daddy, until you don’t. Such a great area/fine line, for sure…

    • @BlackAtticus
      @BlackAtticus 3 роки тому +1

      That was my favorite part too!! I laughed so hard

  • @newgmodo5609
    @newgmodo5609 3 роки тому +710

    “Very, very quiet. Then, ALL OF A SUDDEN LOUD!”

  • @taratehrani8019
    @taratehrani8019 3 роки тому +1573

    Such a good parody of scenes from a marriage that show is borderline crazy

    • @brakesforsnakes757
      @brakesforsnakes757 3 роки тому +41

      Marriage is straight up crazy.

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 3 роки тому +20

      @@brakesforsnakes757 Right on. I wish I'd figured that out sooner than later. I guess that's why I've never seen any of the movies that are referenced in this sketch. I don't need any reminders of those wasted years!

    • @TheKrazysexykool
      @TheKrazysexykool 3 роки тому +25

      I couldn't finish it. I couldn't stand Mira from the beginning.

    • @Sam-zz2lf
      @Sam-zz2lf 3 роки тому +1

      I could tell from the thumbnail. 😂

    • @gingerisevil02
      @gingerisevil02 3 роки тому +48

      I thought it was also based on “marriage story” with the “doesn’t hit her but hits something close to her” bit lol. I hate the normalization of men punching a hole in the wall (although I did enjoy that movie.)

  • @bretburt7317
    @bretburt7317 3 роки тому +15

    Best part right at the end ... "Just get a Divorce!". Laughed out loud to that one.

  • @basicallydeadbooks000
    @basicallydeadbooks000 3 роки тому +44

    Malcom and Marie is another ‘Married People Arguing for 3 hours’ movie that has the same feel as this 😂

  • @EnzoTheBaker
    @EnzoTheBaker 3 роки тому +493

    Some screenwriter is actually taking notes and going "Damn this shit is gold, slow down!"

    • @bubblesezblonde
      @bubblesezblonde 3 роки тому +5

      sadly so true....I bet they somehow link it to one of the comic book 'universes'...ooops just gave them another idea. Apologies.

    • @30secondstomarsMBH
      @30secondstomarsMBH 3 роки тому +2

      @@bubblesezblonde Looool what's up with your salt?

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 3 роки тому +7

      You're not sorry... you're not sorry ONE BIT!!! *shatters coffee mug on a wall i inches away from you*

    • @kendallevans4079
      @kendallevans4079 2 роки тому +1

      @@commandercaptain4664 keep going....Then you say: "shit I'm such a fool"....Then:(voice over) "Honey, just talk to me, we can work this out".....

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver Місяць тому

      "Damn this shit is gold, slow down!"
      "This film was done five hundred and seventy-four times between 1974 and 1981. Then again in the 1990s."

  • @Eph_Wilson
    @Eph_Wilson 3 роки тому +359

    "From a director currently going through a divorce himself."
    Literally all I can think when I see these.

  • @naturalgal0921
    @naturalgal0921 3 роки тому +691

    “I had a heart attack” 😂😂😂

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 3 роки тому +21

    “Went to the movies, saw a damn play”
    Ok, I am going to be using that phrase a LOT more often!!!

  • @michaelvin8632
    @michaelvin8632 3 роки тому +45

    "From a director going through a divorce himself, and now HE gets to decide what happens!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver Місяць тому

      Or romcoms ... "from a writer in love with Kelly, the blonde receptionist at Universal, who doesn't care about his Oscar nom, his bank account, his clothes, or how nice he is, because she's not even aware he exists ..."

  • @CharliePetricor
    @CharliePetricor 3 роки тому +876

    All jokes aside, Heidi could *REALLY* shine in a dramatic role. She's fantastic! 👏🏻✨

  • @Eph_Wilson
    @Eph_Wilson 3 роки тому +304

    “Ezra has one tumbling recital a YEAR!”
    Perfect. 👌🏻

    • @Ingrid922
      @Ingrid922 3 роки тому +6

      He's probably also two yearrs old and won't remember very much about it.

    • @LadyEowyn
      @LadyEowyn 3 роки тому +5

      I had a heart attack.

  • @rachelle8894
    @rachelle8894 3 роки тому +831

    The accuracy and over saturation of this genre, SNL hit it right

    • @loriwest4777
      @loriwest4777 3 роки тому +8

      And the movie trailer voice. Spot on. Like Honest Trailers 😆😆

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 роки тому +8

      Ditto the Lesbian Period Drama one.

    • @szn1580
      @szn1580 3 роки тому +6

      “Aaaaaand they’re crying again” 😂🤣😂😂

    • @bojangles5232
      @bojangles5232 3 роки тому +6

      genre? i thought its just a spoof of "marriage story"

    • @freddiegrace3770
      @freddiegrace3770 2 роки тому

      This was only cut because of Colin Jost being married to Scarlett Johansson.

  • @flash-gz1hu
    @flash-gz1hu 10 місяців тому +2

    this is a such a good parody. i haven't even watched the marriage story, and I still "get" the pardoy🤣🤣

  • @claudiasolomon1123
    @claudiasolomon1123 3 роки тому +13

    I always shed tears of joy when I see the sanctity of marriage before my eyes❤❤

  • @incandesantlite
    @incandesantlite 3 роки тому +203

    They got me with the 'therapist WILL be black" line lol 🤣🤣

    • @ladyt618
      @ladyt618 3 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂 YESSS!!

  • @Samael767
    @Samael767 3 роки тому +599

    "Went to the movies, saw a damn play."
    Yeah, pretty much.

    • @Cw311z
      @Cw311z 3 роки тому +8

      Much more like seeing a 2 hour long soap opera.

    • @vonnii1013
      @vonnii1013 3 роки тому

      Lol yes

    • @zoolerscom
      @zoolerscom 3 роки тому

      That made me LoL.

  • @qwertiepie
    @qwertiepie 3 роки тому +318

    OMG - after just completing "Scenes from a Marriage" I needed this *rolls eyes*

    • @bennyton2560
      @bennyton2560 3 роки тому +4

      is it good? do you recommend?

    • @qwertiepie
      @qwertiepie 3 роки тому +17

      @@bennyton2560 I don't think I'd recommend it unless you want to know why SNL made a sketch about it. Is it good? I still don't know what it is, why did we need it and who is it for ... maybe for the *director going through a divorce who wanted an outlet for his/her frustration 🤷 . It was beautifully shot though - if we want to say something explicitly positive.

    • @millsykooksy4863
      @millsykooksy4863 3 роки тому +7

      @@bennyton2560 it’s depressing

    • @heathspencer2742
      @heathspencer2742 3 роки тому +5

      Millsy is right on.. I think it's very depressing too. But it's authentic, raw dialouge and acting draws you in. Just don't watch if you want to save your relationship.

    • @julesdm6905
      @julesdm6905 3 роки тому +2

      It's super annoying; I couldn't stop watching.

  • @KristyBaum-m9r
    @KristyBaum-m9r 5 днів тому +69

    I feel so lost. My fiancé left me after 4 years together, and I don’t know how to move forward. I just want him back.

    • @NikkiDonofrio-c7i
      @NikkiDonofrio-c7i 5 днів тому

      I’m so sorry you’re going through this. I went through a similar heartbreak, and I know how unbearable it feels.

    • @KristyBaum-m9r
      @KristyBaum-m9r 5 днів тому

      How did you deal with it? Did you ever get your partner back?

    • @NikkiDonofrio-c7i
      @NikkiDonofrio-c7i 5 днів тому

      Yes, I did, with the help of a spiritual guide Father Akabu. He has a gift for restoring broken relationships.

    • @KristyBaum-m9r
      @KristyBaum-m9r 5 днів тому

      Really? Do you think he can help me?

    • @NikkiDonofrio-c7i
      @NikkiDonofrio-c7i 5 днів тому

      Yes, I’m certain he can help you. He helped me and many others.

  • @vicinvesta8349
    @vicinvesta8349 3 роки тому +72

    "we are just gonna fight a little more until we love each other again" this was absolutely genius.

  • @tjones2260
    @tjones2260 3 роки тому +112

    "I had a heart attack"
    "I can't"
    😂 😂 😂

  • @bibilove6277
    @bibilove6277 3 роки тому +138

    Literally laughing out loud. That sex /crying scene was everything.

  • @charlottekay5989
    @charlottekay5989 3 роки тому +26

    I never thought I'd find the words "I had a heart attack" funny, but here we are...

  • @harryseldon362
    @harryseldon362 Рік тому +7

    "...and they're crying" I couldn't stop laughing!

  • @julianorton8992
    @julianorton8992 3 роки тому +317

    I feel like the amount of sketches related to Scarlett johanssons career are getting a MIGHTY amount of airtime on the show, Colin.

    • @briangg1591
      @briangg1591 3 роки тому +4

      FIRE YAASS

    • @sanielle83
      @sanielle83 3 роки тому +69

      Yeah, but I feel they're coming from Che 😂

    • @clambion
      @clambion 3 роки тому +46

      i think this sketch is mostly based on scenes from a marriage (with oscar isaac and jessica chastain), or it could be a mixture of both

    • @LC-uz6em
      @LC-uz6em 3 роки тому +22

      @@clambion Yes Its about Scenes from a marriage. They go back stage in between acts and you see it as a play. Nothing to do with his wife...

    • @briangg1591
      @briangg1591 3 роки тому +10

      @@sanielle83 Colin's best jokes/moments come from Che and we all know it. It's a bromance that gives us viewers so much.

  • @revrenlove
    @revrenlove 3 роки тому +355

    Jesus, who wrote that? Top notch!

  • @tropictom5996
    @tropictom5996 3 роки тому +233

    First the engagement ring
    Then the wedding ring
    And now… the suffering
    Brutal Marriage Story

  • @JamesMcCracken
    @JamesMcCracken 3 роки тому +7

    These two minutes are way more satisfying than half the series I suffered through during the pandemic. -- Give Heidi a damn Emmy already!

  • @tiffanytooley
    @tiffanytooley 3 роки тому +18

    ..."another movie that shows you how brutal it is to live your life with another person..." You made me laugh, SNL. You got me on that one

  • @lillithdv8
    @lillithdv8 3 роки тому +171

    I'm surprised they didn't included the money fight. You know the one, the very loud one that devolves into all manners of reproach and hurtful tangents that have nothing to do with financial responsibility but more emotional baggage. No? Just me?

  • @kristinemunholland8980
    @kristinemunholland8980 3 роки тому +16

    This is really well done. ‘Went to the movies - saw a damn play!’ 😂

  • @jingjingliang1767
    @jingjingliang1767 3 роки тому +147

    wow, a whole episode of mattress couple?

    • @arianna2948
      @arianna2948 3 роки тому +5

      😭😭

    • @grantsachs
      @grantsachs 3 роки тому +8

      THEY NEED TO BE A REPEAT SHOW

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 3 роки тому +8

      They don't need a therapist -- they just need an intruder (and some shooting lessons).

    • @EnzoTheBaker
      @EnzoTheBaker 3 роки тому +10

      No wonder why Aidy Bryant was so angry, her husband has been living a double life with another married woman!

    • @StephRae
      @StephRae 3 роки тому

      @@EnzoTheBaker it wasn't wine in her glass, it was Vermouth!!

  • @1saleha1
    @1saleha1 3 роки тому +14

    1:50 "very very quiet then all of a sudden loud."
    omg why is that so accurate?? and it's so annoying bc one second i can barely hear and the next im deaf

  • @CarolinaOrozco-q6n
    @CarolinaOrozco-q6n 9 місяців тому +3

    “Is this for us? because we don’t want it” had me laughing 😂

  • @emic138
    @emic138 3 роки тому +44

    therapist’s eyeball roll 👌

  • @mari_e2676
    @mari_e2676 3 роки тому +39

    If you think, for one second that she's going to put up with him working late... then she's taking her kids to her sistah's.

  • @SilkSatin
    @SilkSatin 3 роки тому +803

    This is basically every free movie found in the UA-cam algorithm.

    • @ChiliCheeseD0g
      @ChiliCheeseD0g 3 роки тому +24

      You must be using a different algorithm. I get Monty Python movies in my algorithm.

    • @LC-le9ew
      @LC-le9ew 3 роки тому +10

      I get “Teen Witch.”

    • @benmiller537
      @benmiller537 3 роки тому +21

      That says more about you than it does the algorithm.... since none of us have these in our recommended movies.

    • @aoikemono6414
      @aoikemono6414 3 роки тому +4

      @@benmiller537 Says more about you when you use the collective "us" as if you represent the majority.

    • @OhtheSuffering
      @OhtheSuffering 3 роки тому +6

      Excuse me, last month they had the “Naked Gun” trilogy free to watch.

  • @Elmnopen
    @Elmnopen 2 місяці тому +1

    Wow. This is so true of so many. It's not often that a silly little video can make me a little bit happier than I'm alone

  • @mastercheif1173
    @mastercheif1173 3 роки тому +8

    “I had a heart attack!” This line made me come back immediately.

  • @hg82met
    @hg82met 3 роки тому +54

    It's a shame this was cut for time - it's too good a good sketch to be left out.

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 3 роки тому +167

    If, at the end, they had said "Produced by Scarlett Johansson" I would have died. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @nancychakmian6416
      @nancychakmian6416 3 роки тому +2

      It’s from the HBO show scenes from a marriage story. Not a parody of the show Scarlett Johansson was on last year during the pandemic……..

    • @carollipton4584
      @carollipton4584 3 роки тому +5

      @@nancychakmian6416 That was "Marriage Story". That's like the people who confuse Dermot Mulroney with Dylan McDermott.

    • @b.b.3899
      @b.b.3899 3 роки тому +7

      @@carollipton4584 i haven't watched either of them, but can imagine this parody works for both, doesn't it?

    • @funkystyle7249
      @funkystyle7249 3 роки тому +10

      @@nancychakmian6416 Its both. They literally reference it at the start.

    • @funkystyle7249
      @funkystyle7249 3 роки тому +7

      @@nancychakmian6416 Also the lines about "Went to the movies, saw a damn play." and "featuring 2 actors who fully expect Oscars really chewing on it "is about Adam Driver/Scarlett's/ movie not the HBO tv show

  • @robertjensen1048
    @robertjensen1048 3 роки тому +24

    "The therapist WILL be black." I lost it right there and then.

  • @TamaraKane
    @TamaraKane 7 місяців тому +3

    "Is this for us? 'cause we don't want it." - married couple. Accurate.

  • @katherineaw8574
    @katherineaw8574 3 роки тому +16

    SNL got it perfect here! Nothing over-dramatized beyond what's actually in those movies, and the perfectly accurate lame lines, heheheh. .... "Both totally expecting Oscars" had me floored--- it's so weirdly true!

  • @commandercaptain4664
    @commandercaptain4664 3 роки тому +157

    "Is this for us? Cuz we don't want it." - audiences for any modern movie

  • @AdemTapmaz.
    @AdemTapmaz. 3 роки тому +79

    Him: I had a heart attack 😥
    Her: I can't 🙄
    😭💀

    • @waynelengyel1384
      @waynelengyel1384 3 роки тому

      Actually I think she didn't say " I can't" but "again" instead of " I can't".

    • @charliek7896
      @charliek7896 3 роки тому +3

      @@waynelengyel1384 No, she says "I can't." You can hear it better if you wear headphones.

    • @stephaniestanley8041
      @stephaniestanley8041 3 роки тому +3

      ...and she didn't care...

  • @Fred.pSonic
    @Fred.pSonic 3 роки тому +100

    SNL's current group of female comedians are among the best they've ever had, especially love Heidi and Ego.

  • @scolkereybel
    @scolkereybel 2 роки тому +8

    'By, A Director Going Through a Divorce:
    "I want to live with Daddy, he's cooler"
    "You're right, he is" '
    Just, went completely under the radar. Such a good bit.

  • @MoonwalkerXOXO
    @MoonwalkerXOXO Рік тому +2

    As l lay here in the hospital, looking at the wall, your videos are like a lifeline of endless entertainment.

  • @adambridges9366
    @adambridges9366 3 роки тому +18

    They didn’t pull any punches with this one. It’s really every “unhappy marriage” movie/show ever.

  • @homegirl44
    @homegirl44 3 роки тому +7

    I instantly thought of Revolutionary Road with Leo and Kate Winslet and I love that movie! 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @danyellejones2799
    @danyellejones2799 3 роки тому +6

    I had a heart attack!
    I can’t 🤦🏻‍♀️
    😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SandmanSeven
    @SandmanSeven 2 роки тому +7

    “Went to the movies, saw a damn play!”
    ⚰️😂😂

  • @caitlinarchibald
    @caitlinarchibald 3 місяці тому +2

    "I had a HEART ATTACK!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @chrislicciardi729
    @chrislicciardi729 3 роки тому +69

    The movie version of "The couple that should be divorced" skit. Updated for the times and hilarious!

  • @nabnas01
    @nabnas01 3 роки тому +16

    "and remember the therapist will be black" 😂😂😂

  • @JTrash100
    @JTrash100 3 роки тому +9

    I mean this SO TRUE - one of the best videos you ever did

  • @youtubeexpert2441
    @youtubeexpert2441 3 роки тому +11

    1:53
    - you look beautiful in this light
    - YOU'RE SUFFOCATING ME!!!
    boy that escalated quickly

  • @PhinPhan39
    @PhinPhan39 2 роки тому +8

    He works late because he is busy trying to take down Evil Corp.

  • @jjeverson2269
    @jjeverson2269 3 роки тому +29

    This is actually one of the funniest things SNL has done in a while

    • @BlackAtticus
      @BlackAtticus 3 роки тому +1

      I agree. I cant remember the last time i ended up laughing this hard at an SNL skit

  • @kimcapri9178
    @kimcapri9178 3 роки тому +75

    Beck Bennet was made for movie voice overs. Miss him.

    • @ginacontu4131
      @ginacontu4131 3 роки тому +6

      Omg i was literally thinking that!

    • @LordSkella
      @LordSkella 3 роки тому +1

      Totally!

    • @albicelestezzz
      @albicelestezzz 3 роки тому +1

      Why did he leave? And where is Kate?

    • @hadracks
      @hadracks 3 роки тому +1

      @@albicelestezzz Bennett was fired (or not reemployed), probably because Lorne always has turnover and someone had to go. McKinnon is probably working on a movie or side project. The benefit of week by week is that people can miss a month or two.

    • @albicelestezzz
      @albicelestezzz 3 роки тому

      @@hadracks how can he be fired, he’s super talented and funnier than most other male snl comedians. But honestly in quarantine skits he looked depressed

  • @xomarahdickison7567
    @xomarahdickison7567 3 роки тому +54

    Directly from Scenes from a Marriage. Yeah it began with me hating them and ended with me hating them. So much first world tragedy made my stomach turn.

    • @TheKrazysexykool
      @TheKrazysexykool 3 роки тому +5

      Exactly. I hated her first and then both of them.

    • @Olubumni
      @Olubumni 3 роки тому +6

      That couple is the worst. I watched 2 episodes and threw in the towel😂

    • @bennyton2560
      @bennyton2560 3 роки тому

      so no recommend then?

  • @calibby85
    @calibby85 2 роки тому +12

    "Starring a woman who loves to drink wine and dance around. And a man that loves to be petted" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kmichaelcook87
    @Kmichaelcook87 2 місяці тому +1

    “Is this for us? Bc we don’t want it.” 😂

  • @jimjam3270
    @jimjam3270 3 роки тому +15

    Lmao they were straight laughing in that sex scene

  • @teeoh9192
    @teeoh9192 3 роки тому +44

    WHY couldn't they have cut something else?! This was FUCKING HILARIOUS!

  • @user-wv5gv3dw5u
    @user-wv5gv3dw5u 3 роки тому +62

    Him having a heartattack and he being like "whatever" is oddly relatable.
    My ex was a sociopath

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver Місяць тому

      My ex-gf called me "weak genetics" when I'd been hospitalized for an evening because of internal bleeding.

  • @inuyasha1014
    @inuyasha1014 Рік тому +4

    "director is going through a divorce but now HE gets to decide what happens" looking at you and The Last Five Years, Jason Robert Brown

  • @veo16
    @veo16 25 днів тому +1

    0:19 Never thought I’d hear that line in the wild. But I did. Just yesterday.
    Girl bumped into my wife at a bakery in Paris and said “sorry!”
    Her boyfriend then pulls her aside after we’ve passed, but were still in earshot.
    “Stop saying sorry all the time. It makes you look weak.”

  • @steffnic13
    @steffnic13 3 роки тому +46

    I’m not married and I’m realizing now that what I always felt was a curse maybe is a damn blessing from God.

    • @SVanwells
      @SVanwells 3 роки тому

      An equal marriage is like fraternal twins sharing a singular "equal" opinion on everything... Without sharing the same body and mind. Not possible in an increased option (Internet, media, images, and ideas) scenario. A normal marriage is one person agreeing to submit and emotionally support the other only to get begged for help and secretly appreciated as the actual core of the relationship

    • @realworkoutsforrealpeople5041
      @realworkoutsforrealpeople5041 3 роки тому +7

      It is. I was married for 14 months. Never again.

    • @drakashrakenburgproduction5369
      @drakashrakenburgproduction5369 3 роки тому +3

      @@realworkoutsforrealpeople5041 Sounds like you just didn't pick the right person. You're fault.

    • @youstolethecookie
      @youstolethecookie 3 роки тому +2

      Don't knock it till you try it.

    • @realworkoutsforrealpeople5041
      @realworkoutsforrealpeople5041 3 роки тому +12

      @@drakashrakenburgproduction5369 there is no "fault" to be had. Some people are not meant to be married, just like some people are not meant to be parents.