Love Diane Morgan and used to love Ketamine. Don't tell us 'don't take drugs' Ricky. Patronising. Also Ricky said ketamine has no use other than tranquilizing horses - they use it in regular hospitals, and its being studied and tested as a far more effective anti-depressant.
Had time to think about "what super power would you want" I'll go with flying because when birds do that dive thing after flapping and coasting around it looks like it would feel really cool and never get old. Gotta watch them for a while to catch them at it as its something different to a normal wind swoop. Or I'll go with being able to breath under water as that would be similar to flying and talking to all those fish seems like it would be cool.
Ricky please please upload all these to your podcast channel. I struggle to listen over youtube, you uploaded the first pilot one and then no more? that would be much appreciated.
I hate to just mimic everyone else mentioning Karl, but this episode was so reminiscent of the early XFM shows. Ricky is even regressing back to the way he spoke, acted, and laughed during those days. Somewhat pleasant, but I'm hoping Diane isn't constantly in the other episodes, and more of a random treat.
@@sjn6704 lol exactly. This person is listening to man host an audio program that is 100% talking and he's complaining about him talking too much! That's the most bitchass whiney stupid thing I've read in a while
"The atoms in your left hand are probably from a different star to the atoms in your right hand" Well that explains why people are more co-ordinated with one hand over the other then.
As teenagers a friend asked me "whats it like when someone dies" I replied "you know when you lose your favourite toy, its like that only worse" Fuck growing up is strange haha
Ricky’s childhood infinity story sounds an awful lot like Lucretius’ analogy of infinity. This also involves travelling an infinite distance and encountering a wall, scaling it, and then travelling an infinite distance and again encountering a wall you can overcome, and this goes on forever Either Ricky also had this same thought as a small child (possible is suppose), or he’s taking an obscure Roman thought experiment as his own, hoping no one knows it’s not original
I think we find our own meaning in life. I don't that we are here to simply survive and pass on our genetic material to the next generation. lnfertility trump's that argument. We are born, then from an early age we are educated to a certain degree. We are informed about the world. and from there we decide what interests us as individuals be it a sport, music, art, history, science etc. and those things give us a springboard that we can use to find out what kind of person we are. I believe that life is a journey of self discovery. Discovering who you are and finding your place in the world.
I almost feel like I listen to these to assure myself that I'm not as big a pillock as Gervais. Anyone who claims to be clever, then says they hate reading books, is a twat.
Ricky spends too much time trying to impress people and prove he is an 'intellectual' Make people laugh Ricky....that is why people listen to you you seem to be forgetting this more and more as time goes on.
Diane is enjoyable, however, she does ham it up a bit for my liking. Old school listeners probably agree as we only need to remember 'man moth' to draw a comparison. There is no way Karl thought the lads were talking about a man moth but it was entertaining if not a bit staged. Diane is similar, faux naive, yet likable. Having said that, i do still enjoy listening to these.
i used to lay awake thinkin about similar stuff.. i used to be freaked out by the supreme nothingness of death. like, you're so dead you don't even know you're dead. .. mad shit
There is a flaw in the thing where you hope people die in their sleep. It doesn't take into consideration the other people who know them. For example, if Ricky was to die in his sleep tonight, what about Jane tomorrow morning? So then you might say, well they could both die in their sleep. But what about their friends and relatives?
Ha ketamine! I feel like a barely functional human being This ketamine will help me feel much more like a blob of green plastic melting off the edge of an old macintosh motherboard...
I'm a huge fan but it's sad that Ricky is getting weirdly similar to Warwick Davis in Life's Too Short; trying to recreate his past glory and forcing Diane to act as a female replacement for Karl... You can tell that she's acting
We are all going to die and there's nothing much worthwhile about life really. Bowie was right though, the best you can do is try to stave off the boredom before the inevitable death. The only reason to not commit suicide immediately is that while I am not yet in unbearable constant pain, what is the rush? The time will come, and in the meanwhile, things might get periodically tolerable or even mildly pleasant on the odd occasion. However, Ricky is right in that they really should be giving us easy euthanasia pills for when life becomes too shit to keep trudging through. Cheers!
There’s nothing new about this anymore. Just the same people and no people of different backgrounds. Plus you gotta let them talk more and be the acknowledgeable ones about stuff, you don’t know the most on everything.
Get some new guests but at the same time just have Steve and Karl every week!! I listen to this every single week but I will comment on every show saying how I hate it and will never listen again...
I disagree with Ricky's definition of nothing which seems to be describing empty space. In Italian when you say "nulla" it philosophical refers to "not being" rather than empty space, is it different in English?
Such wise words from Ricky Gervais.
Very uplifting.
Thank you.
"If you can explain something with science, I'm less interested." Diane is the female Karl.
She’s Karl with breasts. The perfect woman.
I love these two together. Can't wait!
We need Karl and Diane as the guests.Ricky would be driven utterly mental.This was,and these are,great though.
Make Diane break the world record for most grapes eaten in a minute!
Whilst Ricky shouts C’MON!! In the background
Hate to be that guy but it was 3 minutes
Excellent work as always. Glad to have more gervais podcasts!
I know that the resemblance is kind of common knowledge now but I really can picture Karl saying everything that Diane says.
I agree it's almost scripted lol
People complaining it's the same guests every week but would happily listen to Stephen and Karl for 100 episodes... bye, y'cudas.
Matthew Heath
Ha good point.
none of this now needed, baby dead
It's a bag of 10 guests randomly paired up each week. And the same fuckin droll topics it has been for 21 episodes.
Not true, the first three or four episodes had different guests and interesting topics, after that it has been about the "art of comedy"
Bring back Karl!!!!
"When was the last time you had Deja vu?"
that was very Karlish
@@frarfarf She's amazing... as is Karl!
“Jigsaws” is fuckin legendary
"What does it weigh ?" 😂😂😂😂 these are Karl Pilkington esque quotes. Diane needs to be a permanent guest on this show 😂😂😂😂
Love Diane Morgan and used to love Ketamine. Don't tell us 'don't take drugs' Ricky. Patronising. Also Ricky said ketamine has no use other than tranquilizing horses - they use it in regular hospitals, and its being studied and tested as a far more effective anti-depressant.
If Diana Morgan and Karl Pilkington got together and had a child! 😍😂
Scott Hammond both waking up terrified because the baby is laughing... weird innit
Never believed in ghosts myself but had a similar experience with the pipe smoke to Diane
Love it when Diane is on 😆😆😆
The female Karl...... Almost!
Edit: Fifth!!!
Nothing on the K man
jordan e Mr Dilkington will always be #1 but Diane is pretty fuckin' cool ya have to admit that...
Only difference is she actually plays the character while Karl is literally a moron
R: nothing weighs something
D: .......what does it weigh?
That was quite Karl-esque
Had time to think about "what super power would you want" I'll go with flying because when birds do that dive thing after flapping and coasting around it looks like it would feel really cool and never get old. Gotta watch them for a while to catch them at it as its something different to a normal wind swoop. Or I'll go with being able to breath under water as that would be similar to flying and talking to all those fish seems like it would be cool.
Just like old times
Bring back Karl!!!
This episode is basically Ricky asking a question then spending an hour and 20 mins answering it.
Love that he played some Jimmy Webb. Didn't realise until after this that that song was featured in the Derek Christmas special.
Wow, this episode was brilliant!
Love these 2 as guests :)
I had no idea these existed... season 3? I feel like ive found gold.
48:47 Ricky's laugh/gasp sounding like a door opening
Ricky please please upload all these to your podcast channel. I struggle to listen over youtube, you uploaded the first pilot one and then no more? that would be much appreciated.
Ricky, have you thought about making a new Ricky Gervais Show, with all of your friends on here now being animated? It would be brilliant!
Yes, that would be great
Did Ricky ask himself a question in front of two other people and then spend an hour answering it?
The meaning of life is to uphold life, and the meaning of sentient life is to uphold as diverse life as possible.
I hate to just mimic everyone else mentioning Karl, but this episode was so reminiscent of the early XFM shows. Ricky is even regressing back to the way he spoke, acted, and laughed during those days. Somewhat pleasant, but I'm hoping Diane isn't constantly in the other episodes, and more of a random treat.
Diane 🙌
The Unknown Genius The best guest by far!
Oh Jezz... I'm listening to this while stoned...
Mentioning Karl to annoy Ricky
Does anyone love the sound of their own voice more than Ricky Gervais?
Stolen Moon Boots I love hearing his voice more than he does I reckon
Weird thing to say about a stand up, radio host and actor where your job is literally talking
@@sjn6704 lol exactly. This person is listening to man host an audio program that is 100% talking and he's complaining about him talking too much! That's the most bitchass whiney stupid thing I've read in a while
"The atoms in your left hand are probably from a different star to the atoms in your right hand" Well that explains why people are more co-ordinated with one hand over the other then.
19 mins in "because of technology, in the future we will be.." "idiots!" 😂😂😂😂
Diane and Sean are great!!!!
All Gervais fucking talks about is death. His old podcasts used to ease my depression, his new ones just cause it.
It would be spiteful to put a jellyfish in a trifle.
get rid of 'em
A bit of Ogden Nash in Karl...
Play a record
Bubbled wallpaper, what a mess. Washer dryer knackered, what a mess. Siamese twins separated, one leg less.
For god sake, knob ache ;)
Thing about the big bang: the universe was NOT the size of an atom. It probably has always been infinite, it just was very dense at the beginning.
As teenagers a friend asked me "whats it like when someone dies" I replied "you know when you lose your favourite toy, its like that only worse" Fuck growing up is strange haha
Get Tom Walker AKA Jonathan Pie on the show!
Ricky’s childhood infinity story sounds an awful lot like Lucretius’ analogy of infinity. This also involves travelling an infinite distance and encountering a wall, scaling it, and then travelling an infinite distance and again encountering a wall you can overcome, and this goes on forever
Either Ricky also had this same thought as a small child (possible is suppose), or he’s taking an obscure Roman thought experiment as his own, hoping no one knows it’s not original
used to love abit KET lol
I love a bit of Alan Watts... Very interesting character. Go on, google him... Y'know ya want to...
Diane was brilliant in this. She reminds me of Karl.
Diane Morgan's ghost story reminds me of the stories Karl used to spout out on XFM. XD XD
ya never see a black ghost.... in magazines n dat
I would love to see a video of ricky reading through these comments, i mean fucking hell man!
I think we find our own meaning in life. I don't that we are here to simply survive and pass on our genetic material to the next generation. lnfertility trump's that argument. We are born, then from an early age we are educated to a certain degree. We are informed about the world. and from there we decide what interests us as individuals be it a sport, music, art, history, science etc. and those things give us a springboard that we can use to find out what kind of person we are. I believe that life is a journey of self discovery. Discovering who you are and finding your place in the world.
Slowly falling in love with Diane
I work in a call centre and I’m looking forward to Armageddon.
You're clearly not a good salesman then
Like Diane I was thinking that..ain't had deja vu for years
I almost feel like I listen to these to assure myself that I'm not as big a pillock as Gervais. Anyone who claims to be clever, then says they hate reading books, is a twat.
Hit reverse
Diane Morgan is fucking hilarious.
Ricky spends too much time trying to impress people and prove he is an 'intellectual' Make people laugh Ricky....that is why people listen to you you seem to be forgetting this more and more as time goes on.
Where were you? you was at home with your mam and your dad!
Robin, tell papa truth
55:50 well said ricky. Try and make it an adventure and enjoy it. Not just be an NPC. ❤
I hear Diane Is taking up the "Karl" role again YAWN
spending eternity kicking your own height
As me or a worm?
Diane is enjoyable, however, she does ham it up a bit for my liking. Old school listeners probably agree as we only need to remember 'man moth' to draw a comparison. There is no way Karl thought the lads were talking about a man moth but it was entertaining if not a bit staged. Diane is similar, faux naive, yet likable. Having said that, i do still enjoy listening to these.
What about getting someone like Bill Burr on the show or Jimmy Carr, Jim Jefferies, Frankie Boyle etc.
Diane Morgan is a female Karl Pilkington
i used to lay awake thinkin about similar stuff.. i used to be freaked out by the supreme nothingness of death. like, you're so dead you don't even know you're dead. .. mad shit
karl is that you,,,,, play a record
The bid lin, the lid bin, the bin lid.
i like how they get barely any views.. anything with Karl.. millions
"What about Gas?... I've heard that that's quite nice." Where or who the fuck did you hear that from Diane?
Sean McLoughlin RIP - Assassinated By Safe 2025
i have eaten too much dairy milk ricky
Pilkington ideas revisited
The patterns ...
Please talk more about hairy Chinese kids
Diane needs to meet Karl
bring back a man moth
Diana: If you could have a chip in your head that could access google.
Get Karl and Diane as guests at the same time.
YES YES YES
"Imagine if there is a hell. You'll be kicking yourself" reminds me strongly of ua-cam.com/video/WyYaANLEyAY/v-deo.html
Andy Smith Thanks for that link, very good. I'm gonna have nightmares tonight now 😀
Bring back Karl!!!!!
There is a flaw in the thing where you hope people die in their sleep. It doesn't take into consideration the other people who know them. For example, if Ricky was to die in his sleep tonight, what about Jane tomorrow morning? So then you might say, well they could both die in their sleep. But what about their friends and relatives?
It would look daft if they dangled down below
Where's Karl?
Diane is like my mum was..
she was proud of not knowing things
How does that work?
Diane is a female Carl Pilkington
Love the show, but can we please get some fresh guests on. Noel Gallagher and Richard Dawkins were so refreshing. It’s getting a bit repetitive now!
Ha ketamine! I feel like a barely functional human being This ketamine will help me feel much more like a blob of green plastic melting off the edge of an old macintosh motherboard...
Okay then 😬
I'm a huge fan but it's sad that Ricky is getting weirdly similar to Warwick Davis in Life's Too Short; trying to recreate his past glory and forcing Diane to act as a female replacement for Karl... You can tell that she's acting
We are all going to die and there's nothing much worthwhile about life really. Bowie was right though, the best you can do is try to stave off the boredom before the inevitable death. The only reason to not commit suicide immediately is that while I am not yet in unbearable constant pain, what is the rush? The time will come, and in the meanwhile, things might get periodically tolerable or even mildly pleasant on the odd occasion.
However, Ricky is right in that they really should be giving us easy euthanasia pills for when life becomes too shit to keep trudging through.
Cheers!
There’s nothing new about this anymore. Just the same people and no people of different backgrounds. Plus you gotta let them talk more and be the acknowledgeable ones about stuff, you don’t know the most on everything.
Did Diane go to school ?
Hey , hey mayor.... We got a problem down here, seems like a shadow....
I'm begining to think who the fuck is Mrs Battersby
Get some new guests but at the same time just have Steve and Karl every week!! I listen to this every single week but I will comment on every show saying how I hate it and will never listen again...
Evolution. Give us one free miracle and we will explain the rest
Diane is really strange ..
does she realize that?
:-)
What about breakfast at tiffanys
is that lady philimena clunk ?
No it's Philomena Cunk.
Jigsaws...
I disagree with Ricky's definition of nothing which seems to be describing empty space. In Italian when you say "nulla" it philosophical refers to "not being" rather than empty space, is it different in English?
Ricky doesn't know what he's talking about most of the time, he just says it forcibly so he sounds right. Drives me fucking nuts.
I never get de ja vu anymore either
I dont think Americans gets it everyone from the north is like that.
Ricky is so dismissive and aloof