The Ross Kemp starter pack: - Sunglasses on the head (Be careful! Never put them on your eyes!) - A serious face - A bald cap - And no apparent fear at all
'They're not in our class, they're low budget in Somali' Pirates throwing shades and dissing each other 🤣🤣. I guess the Somali pirates are gon' reply through a diss track 😂😂
Everyone: Trying to avoid pirates at all costs, sending out SOS signals in case they spot dubious ships and pretty much worried all the time in these waters. Ross Kemp: The pirates came from this island right here, so we'll fly to Singapore, take a boat south and hope we meet them.
samymasta fault has no value. Truth is everything. When your recessiveness prevents rationale it creates and spawns all sorts of demons on earth. Unfortunately it’s polarity doing its job. I’m disgusted by the demeanor of this so called journalist.
Eh... The first 2 were better. Seems like they tried too hard to make the 3rd one all about Jack Sparrow and not the original love story of the first 2.
For some reason I can't help but think they're just fisherman laughing at us gullible westerners. Reporter: "Ah yes I'm looking for piartes do you know any?" Local: "Yes I know piartes."
A landmass or water way existing there doesn't mean people of the past got it right on maps. Look at old maps of the world, they look way off. There's no way of getting a bird's eye view and knowing where each geographic location is relative to each other. People back then have no way of reliably measuring long distances. Information also traveled slowly and not particularly far, so while some may know the geography there, those making the map do not.
huh, never knew batam is a pirate hub all along. I frequently bought stuff from batam online, but now I realize that those things I bought for cheap dirt price may be stolen goods afterall.
Bro u r really brave enough to go this locations.. We know u know it is not safe but u still did this.. Really appreciated giving us inside of parit mind👍
Imagine the british navy ship that we followed in episode 1, responds to a pirate occupied ship. And when they get onboard they find Ross and his camera man being with the pirates.
Greetings from Sweden! This inspired me to create a scenario in the game -command modern operations- Keep up the great work with this channel! Ps. You, Sir, just got yourself a new subscriber!👍
It is pretty old, but the pirates are often hired by people who own the ships or shipments or politicians so one would think if it has stopped, it won't be long until we see a resurgence.
@@barretthompson4755 Yeah and pretty much any Greek man's nickname. Just like a song says: welcome to Greece the country of musaka where everybody calls each other malaka
LOL @11:07 face ... "The Police Lied.... the Police Double-Crossed .... HaHaHaHaHa!!!" === you'll never see someone so happy to say "The Police Lied!" in your life looooooool.
@@alexanderburger8300 LOL, I LIVE HERE, I SAW WHAT THEY HAVE. THEY COME AND TRY TAKE SOME OTHER LAND ON LAHAD DATU. U CAN SEARCH ABOUT IT. TANDUO IS THE NAME OF PLACE
HappyWithSad ~~~Yea, England has too answer too the EU and the US is too soft. Where as the MMEA is a Malaysian entity protecting its own vested interest!
This documentary series is certainly awesome and informative, but Mr Kemp's correct pronunciation of the names of the places involved is simply icing on the cake. It's music to my ears to hear you use the "s" in Malaysia and Indonesia correctly. Heck, your way of pronouncing Kuala Lumpur is spot on, too. Keep up the great job, sir. 👌
The Pirate in chief, a descendant of the bugis pirate is former PM Najib Razak. The heist was done without going to sea except to enjoy the Equaminty super yacht.
So after watching all 3 parts, am I correct to understand that the Asians are doing more with less - bamboo vs/ladders & machetes vs/AK-47s? Seems like they freeboard the taller ships with no problem either , etc. Wow.
those ships should've been allowed to hire professional bodyguards or even downright PMCs to guard their ships. I mean, getting robbed by 5 guys with nothing but machetes is pretty pathetic.
Persian proverb: The thief who steals from other thieves is the king of thieves! The pirates steal from the ships, and the shipping company gets compensation from the insurance company. The insurance company increases the insurance rate, the shipping rate goes up and we have to pay several times the price to buy a loaf of bread!
Who else is as confused as I am? In the first episode he wants the pirates to be caught and by the last episode he is with the pirates and doesn't want them to be caught
It's funny that these guys can retake a pirated shit while the Brits in the first part of the documentary can just watch them sail off with all of that equipment...
Talk about badasses because the anti piracy team approached and boarded without any body armor. It takes a badass to do that. Even if they only have machetes.
6:06 heyy, unlike the UK they actually retake the ships from pirates, nice. (I understand the risk and why the UK don't do it though. Crew could be killed, and troops could be killed just as easily)
So sad to have no hope for a career aspiration other than piracy for your son. This sobered me up real quick. I don't have THESE kinds of problems....yet. 😔😣
u know watching all these ross kemp documentaries.....i just realised just how much violence and death and pollution and suffering is exported to third world and developing countries......in our pursuit of economic growth and prosperity.......middle east.....africa......asia and south america...... we like to believe we live in a civilised world where theres a system somewhat and things are settled diplomatically.....in our cocoons of safety while all these death and destruction is just stories happening thousands of miles away....... but the truth is its a mad max world out there
I appreciate your REAL journalism so much. Thank you for that. Much respect 🙏👍🤘
3%GW-Prepper ,
I couldn’t agree with you more.
Cameramans were on the tug before the commandos 😂
Yeah saw that lol
The Ross Kemp starter pack:
- Sunglasses on the head (Be careful! Never put them on your eyes!)
- A serious face
- A bald cap
- And no apparent fear at all
and he genuinely thinks that because he apparently portrayed an SAS soldier on TV, he's actually SAS lol.
@@Ser_Arthur_Dayne "Super Army Soldiers"... as he said on "Extras"
'They're not in our class, they're low budget in Somali'
Pirates throwing shades and dissing each other 🤣🤣.
I guess the Somali pirates are gon' reply through a diss track 😂😂
*RPG and AK47 ready to fire*
😂😂😂😂
@@firstnamelastname-uw6vq
*Frantic Russian Yelling*
Not to mention that Somali pirates apparently have AKs and rpgs, and these SE pirates looking down on them use two sticks and rusty machetes lol.
Everyone: Trying to avoid pirates at all costs, sending out SOS signals in case they spot dubious ships and pretty much worried all the time in these waters.
Ross Kemp: The pirates came from this island right here, so we'll fly to Singapore, take a boat south and hope we meet them.
I was going to say 7:12 how the camera crew managed to board the ship before the commandos 😂
it was an exercise
Awesome documentary!! Ross Kemp has always been the bravest journalist out there!
'Im not a criminal' and "I've never hurt a white man" in the same context sounds so funny lol
42:35
WP at its greatest. Infect the mind.
@@josephisreal4444 Who's fault is it?
samymasta fault has no value. Truth is everything. When your recessiveness prevents rationale it creates and spawns all sorts of demons on earth. Unfortunately it’s polarity doing its job. I’m disgusted by the demeanor of this so called journalist.
Joseph Wright what makes you disgusted about this journalist?
Great series of videos on the subject I really enjoyed them.
Eh... The first 2 were better. Seems like they tried too hard to make the 3rd one all about Jack Sparrow and not the original love story of the first 2.
17:28 This guy's a true professional; speaking of the Somali's he says "...you don't do a job like that!" Amateurs!
He goes on: "A Somali pirate is a stupid pirate..they're low class!"
@@russg1801 Even though they don't even have shoes and wear ragged shirts and pants and have rusty machetes
Ross kemp is probably the best journalist
For some reason I can't help but think they're just fisherman laughing at us gullible westerners.
Reporter: "Ah yes I'm looking for piartes do you know any?"
Local: "Yes I know piartes."
Ross Kemp again this is best documentaries i watch over you tube awesome ended ! ..great job man good info i am also came from philippines.
the subtitles on this can be improved. otherwise great documentary
examples :
mungkin is maybe . not yes
kayu is wood and not root
0:20 please look at northern europe. how do you mess up that bad?
pretty sure its like a really old map bru
Bruh how they going to leave Norway Sweden and Finland fully connected to the rest of eastern Europe?
@@Siggicool09 The Baltic Sea has existed for MILLIONS of years. No way Europeans could have missed that big of a detail in the land they resided in.
They also turned 3 seas into landmasses and Crimea a sea? It's hilarious.
A landmass or water way existing there doesn't mean people of the past got it right on maps.
Look at old maps of the world, they look way off. There's no way of getting a bird's eye view and knowing where each geographic location is relative to each other.
People back then have no way of reliably measuring long distances. Information also traveled slowly and not particularly far, so while some may know the geography there, those making the map do not.
Where can I apply for a job to protect ships from Pirates?
Navy or caost gaurd
@@vidyabalan8319 Or private security (but that usually means you would have had to be in the military beforehand)
Go apply for a Job as a Culinary Specialist 😂
Mom I'm off to Pirate school see you in a year...
Johnny don't forget your lunch!
Honey wait! You left your AK-47 behind!
"Mom~ The pirate boat already here. I'll be late for pirating."
Alfred Beales Nah, don’t do it the Somalian way - just get you a machete. The Asians make $10K 3 times a week. 🤣
Only1TLG Somali people make millions 😂 using rusty ak47s
Ross is the truth i wish he would do more documentaries
Its a real and in impresive to watching this video,,a real brave journalist
huh, never knew batam is a pirate hub all along. I frequently bought stuff from batam online, but now I realize that those things I bought for cheap dirt price may be stolen goods afterall.
Holy crap, so while he was in Malaysia, the Maersk Alabama was attacked. That's the one that spawned the movie Captain Phillips. Holy crap
The legendary Ross at it one more time again. Nouf respect sir.
finally ! ep. 3 waiting for the next one!
5 pirates in a tree :)
Oh sweet! I was waiting for this!
i like the way you make films, man!
Bro u r really brave enough to go this locations.. We know u know it is not safe but u still did this.. Really appreciated giving us inside of parit mind👍
take a shot every time the pirate brushes his hands
This documentary is really entertaining!
Imagine the british navy ship that we followed in episode 1, responds to a pirate occupied ship. And when they get onboard they find Ross and his camera man being with the pirates.
Finally found this episode
He hit me, slap me..He naughty boy...Wow
Oh, how lewd~
He changed when she got pregnant😎
Nice and difficult work😊❤.
Greetings from Sweden!
This inspired me to create a scenario in the game -command modern operations-
Keep up the great work with this channel!
Ps. You, Sir, just got yourself a new subscriber!👍
Perfect reportage💟💟💟
They're amazing story tellers.
Ross your are real journalism…..
Excellent job!
Somali diss track is dropping in two month 🤣
This journalist is incredible
This shit really makes me wonder why we spend billions on military.
The producers of this should make side documentaries about the process of getting pirates to open up to them.
This is very old because most piracy has been eliminated in Somalia thanks to mercenaries hired by Ships.
It is pretty old, but the pirates are often hired by people who own the ships or shipments or politicians so one would think if it has stopped, it won't be long until we see a resurgence.
Yeah, hard to board ships when the crew has a guy who's ready to blast anyone when they try to board
That’s it was a bit sus when the phone boarded the tug boat but the camera guys were first on😂
1. Never quit shopping until they have 10k each...
Once a member went shopping every day for a month...
That's a boatload of money!
Malaka strait😂😂😂 If you don't get it just Google what malaka means in Greek lol
I don't need to google that one lol
It's Melaka or Malacca
Hardy Buddy Just making a funny observation don't really care about how it's spelled
it's Malaka lol this is also my friends nickname
@@barretthompson4755 Yeah and pretty much any Greek man's nickname. Just like a song says: welcome to Greece the country of musaka where everybody calls each other malaka
I like how there was cameracrew filming on the ship they were trying to take controll over.
yeah.. you could almost tell before the assault that Ross was unimpressed with the staging
1:50 looks like that ship is creeping up on him
Damn amazing that the Alabama was taken while he was around there.
Those helicopter headsets seriously need pop filters on their mics.
Yo I’m gunna go to pirate school 😂 🏴☠️
*Yaar Matey!*
Very well organized it seems
The one common trait across the globe , as highlighted in his journey, is the GLARING disparity between the HAVES n the HAVE NOTS…
29:27 That's a nice scene with the rainbow.
Love this
those pirates seemed chill
2:16 I thought that ship was going to hit Kemp.
Greetings Друзья! It was anchored
It was going to, but then it saw that it was Ross Kemp and veered off immediately.
LOL @11:07 face ... "The Police Lied.... the Police Double-Crossed .... HaHaHaHaHa!!!" === you'll never see someone so happy to say "The Police Lied!" in your life looooooool.
1 9mm could stop this whole attack
Or maybe a M4 or M16 assault rifle could scare those pirates off.
A lot of ships nowadays have private security onboard armed to the teeth, specifically to deter pirates. This was filmed in 2009.
East Asian pirates with Machetes calling Somali Pirates Amateurs 🤣🤣🤣
Oh boy Djibouti, my favorite country...
So the MMEA can have a special task force to retake a ship but the British Royal Navy can’t????
It will also disturb diplomatic relations.
MMEA is probably a bit less concerned when it comes to (civilian) casualties... In Europe the courts seem to favour the criminals mostly these days...
@@alexanderburger8300 LOL, I LIVE HERE, I SAW WHAT THEY HAVE. THEY COME AND TRY TAKE SOME OTHER LAND ON LAHAD DATU. U CAN SEARCH ABOUT IT. TANDUO IS THE NAME OF PLACE
HappyWithSad ~~~Yea, England has too answer too the EU and the US is too soft.
Where as the MMEA is a Malaysian entity protecting its own vested interest!
He is really lucky he didn't find any degenerate pirates through and through.
All pirates are degenerates....
@@millicent8 That's why I said through and through. Is English your 2nd language or something?
One thing if you know about rule of engagement in our region is "Shooting on sight" and "Shot fired, return fire"
he's not good man... he naughty boy haha
32:13 When I heard that.. I was like, they really are ninjas!
Like I am gonna go to Naval School when I am finished with my college. But like... Idk if i want that anymore lol
This documentary series is certainly awesome and informative, but Mr Kemp's correct pronunciation of the names of the places involved is simply icing on the cake. It's music to my ears to hear you use the "s" in Malaysia and Indonesia correctly. Heck, your way of pronouncing Kuala Lumpur is spot on, too. Keep up the great job, sir. 👌
The Pirate in chief, a descendant of the bugis pirate is former PM Najib Razak. The heist was done without going to sea except to enjoy the Equaminty super yacht.
So they're actually only doing it because of poverty it seems they aren't crazy like the somali pirates.
How is it that the Malaysians can save the hostages while the British couldn't? Can anyone explain cause I might be missing something
Malaysia Armed Forces is strong ☝️
@@jksoldier Looking at our military assets I'd disagree, I believe some other factors are at play
The last guy keeps doing stuff with his hands 😂
Why is Ross not up in the billboards???
So after watching all 3 parts, am I correct to understand that the Asians are doing more with less - bamboo vs/ladders & machetes vs/AK-47s? Seems like they freeboard the taller ships with no problem either , etc. Wow.
those ships should've been allowed to hire professional bodyguards or even downright PMCs to guard their ships. I mean, getting robbed by 5 guys with nothing but machetes is pretty pathetic.
I dont think bamboo grows in eastern africa.
JOE CIOCCO Given the artillery they are toting on these missions, I’m sure it wouldn’t be a resource they’d be utilizing anyway. 😊
Kemp has the guts💪
7:18 there is camera man on the ship with pirates.🤣🤣🤣
7:45 "This is just an exercise" You don't really think the police would let the legendary Ross get in the way for real, do you?
Any small vessels approaching the boat in Malacca straits is suspect. Give them a turn warning with a shot across its bow
32:14 *face palm* that’s called camouflage
Props to the camera crew for boarding the tug boat first to film them taking it back, should hire them to fight pirate's.
He naughty boy😂😭💀
Persian proverb: The thief who steals from other thieves is the king of thieves!
The pirates steal from the ships, and the shipping company gets compensation from the insurance company. The insurance company increases the insurance rate, the shipping rate goes up and we have to pay several times the price to buy a loaf of bread!
The HRA in Somalia was lifted earlier in January 2023, but the problems in Southeast Asia remain.
8:18 of course it was successful it was just an exercise lol
Harris Pilton
Taxpayer dollars spent on all these pretend exercises while the real pirates just do as they please lol.
That moment you understand the language the pirates speaks🤣
Ross Kemp is a pirate hunter, I would suggest he would come here in Sulu in the Philippines and make document/interview the Abu Sayyaff pirates. 😂😂😂
Who else is as confused as I am? In the first episode he wants the pirates to be caught and by the last episode he is with the pirates and doesn't want them to be caught
Ross!! You should stick on to this job mate... you might do a favour for the authorities... you seem to get access to pirates better and faster..
Machettes but I don't always use them! 🤣
That’s how mafia works 😎
wait 7 years for pirating but felonies can reach life lol
It's funny that these guys can retake a pirated shit while the Brits in the first part of the documentary can just watch them sail off with all of that equipment...
Talk about badasses because the anti piracy team approached and boarded without any body armor. It takes a badass to do that. Even if they only have machetes.
6:06 heyy, unlike the UK they actually retake the ships from pirates, nice. (I understand the risk and why the UK don't do it though. Crew could be killed, and troops could be killed just as easily)
34:40 Wait! Was this the movie where Tom Hank played the captain that was held hostage?!
yes
JustDee Captain Phillips
He want his son to be a pirate...what a legacy to carry out
Only death 💀 sentence can stop this crap
So sad to have no hope for a career aspiration other than piracy for your son. This sobered me up real quick. I don't have THESE kinds of problems....yet. 😔😣
Nice ump45's
They think they have powers😂. Only people on earth that I know have powers is Ewan McGregor and Morgan Freeman.
honestly, a good reminder that the pirates are people.. Also Killers, but still.
u know watching all these ross kemp documentaries.....i just realised just how much violence and death and pollution and suffering is exported to third world and developing countries......in our pursuit of economic growth and prosperity.......middle east.....africa......asia and south america......
we like to believe we live in a civilised world where theres a system somewhat and things are settled diplomatically.....in our cocoons of safety while all these death and destruction is just stories happening thousands of miles away....... but the truth is its a mad max world out there
A pirates life for me 😂
*One of the worst storms you've ever experienced Ross, is that right? My turds move more water than that.*