This. This is my favorite comeback. It confused them, and especially if they get offended, it´s just like 'well, then why say it yourself?'. On the same note, depending on what they say (usually something demeaning or a backhanded compliment); 'omg, thanks for noticing, I put so much effort into that'. Just straight up confused so people and/or makes them shut up.
EXACTLY! My mind literally goes blank and it's si hard for me to think on the spot and when I come back home I feel like "damn... this comeback should've burned her/him into ashes"!
@@RetroAlex125 lol what. If you say that then you lost. Staying unaffected and walking away like they're just another person in psyche ward is best. Works everything, you don't have to wreck you're brain trying to come up with a "comeback".
The best comeback when someone insults you is “are you okay?”, this instantly embarrasses them into thinking something is wrong with them and displays how much you don’t care. The focus shifts from the insult to their sanity. Destroyed.
Also keeping quite nice to them drives them mad. They often want your reply, it's like an adrenaline kick to get into arguments, and just being nice and quiet seriously frustrates those kind of people.
“You respond that the person insulting you is not important enough to matter”. After i heard that, i was like :”if they don’t matter, why should i worry about them hating me?”
Don’t pay insults no mind have tough skin let it roll off everyone is entitled to their own opinion never get offended. Have confidence know who you are be happy.😂❤✨⭐️🙏🔥☀️💪🏼💕⚡️✨🌺
Yes, especially it may be that what you thought was an insult was not intended or was a misunderstanding. Just don't react!! That is what you may 'regret' rather than someone 'regretting' insulting you!!
I deflect insults with humor. "Thank you, I did not know that!". "I will present that to the board and we will take it under advisement". "Is that the consensus?". "How did you know?!?". These are only limited by the imagination. And it stops them in their tracks because I agree with them. Plus it's funny, so everyone calms down.
I wish I was witty enough to think of such burning comebacks at the very moment… I usually never reply back in that moment and later on when the moment is gone, think of at least 10,000 things I could and should have said… but nothing comes to my mind in that moment …!😓
Verbal comebacks emotionally hurt and its difficult to repair the interior pain. While physical contact physically hurts as to where you can fix and repair the exterior pain.
Sometimes people don't make comebacks because they don't want to feel bad about offending others...better to hurt than hurt others because that's just doubly hurting...😣
@@therelatableladka me too. I totally want to make the comeback, and I shout at them in my head for all I want, but I don't actually say it. I just avoid confrontations as much as possible
A few days ago, one of my friend suddenly said this is our dog, our small dog implying to me as she was insulting my height. All my other friends just ignored her but she said it again only to get ignored again. I really wanted to say something back but couldn't think of anything relevant, still can't think of any. Can you guys suggest some good comebacks? Not speaking highly of myself but i am a kind person, i am not used to insulting people and people insulting me, so when someone jokingly insults me, i can't think of any savage replies. How can I change that?
@@icu919 hi, I would be offended too if I were you. Feel free to let us know when you have the courage to speak either heart-to-heart or make a comeback joke which makes the mood lighter for everyone...some people are talented with that...🙏🏻👆🏻
Once my old fake friend said “bitch” and then I said “I prefer cats”. I then walked off, he tried running to me and hitting me but I turned right around as he was about to hit me and tripped him I found that amusing.
Another way: if someone is making fun of you ask the person why they're doing this, this will wake them up to reality, and if they keep going and say something hurtful about you, ask them "why do you feel that way" and if they say something like "because your boring/ whatever hurtful" or "because i hate you". THENN say "whats the actual reason." And if they respond like all angry like "what??! I just told you why!!" They are not telling the truth, but if they say the same thing again like "because i hate you.", Thats the truth!
The other day this was said to me, “looks like you gained weight”. My comeback, “thank you, you look like you have too”. The look I got was as if someone insulted her! 😂
My grandpa had an acquaintance that used to insult him saying things like "i told you you shoul've done this not that" and he would respond with "it's just that you are so little compared to me that I can barely hear what you say"
My favorite comeback is "thanks, you too" Example: Brother: You're stupid Me: thanks! u too! Brother: 😠 Another one I like is the following type, because they think they got me but then I get the last word y'know lol Example: Me asking myself: Am I stupid? Brother: Yes, that's what I've been telling you all this time! 😂 Me: ....but if I am stupid, aren't you stupid too? Since got the same genes. Brother: 😠 (This example you gotta be careful with tho, cause if the parents hear... you just roasted them too 💀)
Dang it... A teacher was scolding me for something I didn't did and after she threatened me I asked her what her name was cuz I didn't knew her name..now I know what got her more furious 💀
I stick to the humble approach by stating that they must not know my other faults or they wouldn’t have mentioned the one that they did by itself. Epictetus certainly knew how to handle things with grace and humility.
I've used that last one sooooooo many times it honestly gets funny and when people insult me and they aren't creative I laugh cause they can't even come up with their own roasts
OH THANK GOD!!! CAUSE' I'M SO FCKING MAD!! & ANNOYED TO BE ROASTED BY PEOPLE WITHOUT ROASTING BACK!!! SO SUPER PISSED SO MUCH THAN ANY BULLYING!!!! I'M SO FCKING MAD!!!!!!!!!! THAT I' GOING THROUGH 8 STAGES OF GRIEF RIGHT NOW!!!!! ARGHH!🤬🤬🤬🤬💀
Francesca, your all tips and facts are absolutely very useful, it’s change the way to look our life more beautiful, I am very big fan of you, I wish I could meet you for even a minute one day in my life. Highly appreciated for all your videos
Comebacks better than these come into my mind but always when I reach home.
SAME LOL
Lmao so true. Boss attitude at home and cry little baby in public
💯💯😭🤣🤣pisses me the hell off!
thats cus youre a fcking introvert lol
hahahahahaahahaa yes lol !
"Every shade of your mom's lipstick" 💀💀💀
Lolllll,Btw can u tell me some savage comback to "So?I dont care,U are still a annoying person 🙄"
😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@icecreamheh2131 "why are you answering then?🤨"
@@icecreamheh2131"but your mum said that I'm satisfying not annoying....."
@@icecreamheh2131"thanks, doing my best"
@@icecreamheh2131why the fuck would you fucking ask he literally did nothing man 😠
Not little Finn Wolfard accidentally totally roasting Jimmy😂
Got no bitc... I mean replies?
Let me fix that
2.2k likes and only one comment. let me fix it ..
Thank you to both the considerate people for fixing my no reply comment
@@stevebetternotdie9943 no worries
@@stevebetternotdie9943 no problem 👍
“They might hate” umm if they cared they shouldn’t have insulted me in the first place
There's nothing wrong with being insulted. It's human nature.
truuuueeeee
edit: typo lol
ummm🤓
@@KelanJ29534 it's not actually its actually harassment.
@@saturngirl3748 so is looking at a girl
That last kid... wow, I would be a proud parent haha
It's millibobbybrown
@@sidhie231 no it’s not, it’s Finn
@@biracial247 oh yes
@@sidhie231 ?? It's finn
@@MadebyMia14 yeah that's finn who was speaking
No. 4: Immediately retaliate with unspeakable violence.
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Yes-
5: Put a curse on their land AND their blood-line for eternity.
best option she forgot it though
Man that Kumail nanjiani "mom's lipstick" 😬😅😅
Bro no reply 😂
Oh ya! I wasn't expecting that but it was perfect!!
“Can you host?” The disrespect is crazy 💀💀💀
This is the type of comeback I get in the shower hours after the insult 😂
Oh god for REAL🤣
Lmfao
😂😂😂
Can you host lol that kid is quick.
No comments?
KID???!?!?!? HE IS MORE THEN A KID.
Sorry, I have a problem-
@@Rose-kx1zx does there have to be any replies?
"Every shade of your mom's lipstick" was a great comeback.
I wish I could come up with something like this at the right time.
Try an improv class
@@ilikechoccymilk5605what is that
My favourite (especially with negging/backhanded compliments) is to smile, look them right in the eye and say 'thanks, you too.' They get confused 😂
I like this one. 💖
This. This is my favorite comeback. It confused them, and especially if they get offended, it´s just like 'well, then why say it yourself?'.
On the same note, depending on what they say (usually something demeaning or a backhanded compliment); 'omg, thanks for noticing, I put so much effort into that'. Just straight up confused so people and/or makes them shut up.
i think this will be best for me to implement. very simple
Looks like i m super early...but i m Sure these combacks never come in mind when we actually face that situation 😭😭
Same feeling
Practice
EXACTLY! My mind literally goes blank and it's si hard for me to think on the spot and when I come back home I feel like "damn... this comeback should've burned her/him into ashes"!
Not for stupid people
Get good
just look at them for a second, smirk with a lil laugh and walk away
this shit will drive them wild
yes this is true ,i did this several times and have seen people literally burn with anger and go crazy
Yep this method works like a charm
yea and do the scanning them up and down too, it drives them wild
Or just say they have two dad's and they're gay
@@RetroAlex125 lol what. If you say that then you lost. Staying unaffected and walking away like they're just another person in psyche ward is best. Works everything, you don't have to wreck you're brain trying to come up with a "comeback".
Every time Im scrolling and I see one of your shorts I have to watch it. Really good stuff
The best comeback when someone insults you is “are you okay?”, this instantly embarrasses them into thinking something is wrong with them and displays how much you don’t care. The focus shifts from the insult to their sanity. Destroyed.
good one
That’s good 👍
I like the other question response too….
“So what makes you say that?”
Also keeping quite nice to them drives them mad. They often want your reply, it's like an adrenaline kick to get into arguments, and just being nice and quiet seriously frustrates those kind of people.
@@Paula-um3js fr gaslight them into questioning their sanity
YES!!!!! Love it.
"Warning⚠️ This might make the person hate you"
Af if they weren't hating me in the first place
“You respond that the person insulting you is not important enough to matter”. After i heard that, i was like :”if they don’t matter, why should i worry about them hating me?”
Finn: can you host
Also Finn: *regrets immediately*
I just go "mhm" and look at them. That's it. They get so confused and just don't say anything else😂
"Can you host?" 💀 bro got humbled
I like to use the…..”are you ok?”
"Burn someone they same way they burnt you"
Reincarnated Salem witches watching this video : 🗿
"can you host" has me dying y'all 💀💀
"Yes, every color of your mom's lipstick." I loved that one.
I couldn't hear the 1st part ?
Don’t pay insults no mind have tough skin let it roll off everyone is entitled to their own opinion never get offended. Have confidence know who you are be happy.😂❤✨⭐️🙏🔥☀️💪🏼💕⚡️✨🌺
Yes, especially it may be that what you thought was an insult was not intended or was a misunderstanding. Just don't react!! That is what you may 'regret' rather than someone 'regretting' insulting you!!
This is the best advice!
If you keep doing that people are going to keep insulting you. Some people don't get the hints. They think you are an easy target.
U can't understand how grateful I am towards u for this help
I deflect insults with humor. "Thank you, I did not know that!". "I will present that to the board and we will take it under advisement". "Is that the consensus?". "How did you know?!?". These are only limited by the imagination. And it stops them in their tracks because I agree with them. Plus it's funny, so everyone calms down.
Bro that lip stick one is crazy 😂😂😂
I wish I was witty enough to think of such burning comebacks at the very moment… I usually never reply back in that moment and later on when the moment is gone, think of at least 10,000 things I could and should have said… but nothing comes to my mind in that moment …!😓
Verbal comebacks emotionally hurt and its difficult to repair the interior pain. While physical contact physically hurts as to where you can fix and repair the exterior pain.
4th way: start crying hysterically and run out of the room in the most dramatic way possible
Warning:this might make the person hate you
Me:that is exactly why I'm here
The best comeback is to stay silent
The tongue is the strongest muscle for its size. Holding it back from flopping takes very strong character and self discipline.
Thanks for that warning ⚠️
It was really necessary.. 🙂
comeback is a spontaneous act. You don't think, you spit it
"Every shade of your mom's lipstick " YOOOOOOOOO!!!! that's so freaking strong 😭
*It's called comeback because they always come when I'm back home and not when I need them*
Thank you so much I’ve been getting bullied so much lately by a teacher
“Uh.. uh.. uh.. your mom!” - the classic
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“That was a good argument you just made, but too bad your mother” will instantly win you any argument
The last one cracked me up. That’s just gold. Kids are just being honest. They’re not even mean, honestly. And I love that! Hahah😂
Sometimes people don't make comebacks because they don't want to feel bad about offending others...better to hurt than hurt others because that's just doubly hurting...😣
That's the same problem with me. I don't say bad things to others even if someone insult me.. 🥀✨
@@therelatableladka me too. I totally want to make the comeback, and I shout at them in my head for all I want, but I don't actually say it. I just avoid confrontations as much as possible
@@lanainmydreams same with me. I thought whai if it will ruin a friendship. But i also don't care about friendship anymore just myself 👉🏻💜👈🏻
A few days ago, one of my friend suddenly said this is our dog, our small dog implying to me as she was insulting my height. All my other friends just ignored her but she said it again only to get ignored again. I really wanted to say something back but couldn't think of anything relevant, still can't think of any. Can you guys suggest some good comebacks? Not speaking highly of myself but i am a kind person, i am not used to insulting people and people insulting me, so when someone jokingly insults me, i can't think of any savage replies. How can I change that?
@@icu919 hi, I would be offended too if I were you. Feel free to let us know when you have the courage to speak either heart-to-heart or make a comeback joke which makes the mood lighter for everyone...some people are talented with that...🙏🏻👆🏻
good job! youre teaching people how to be spiteful and unloving! you are so awesome!
Once my old fake friend said “bitch” and then I said “I prefer cats”. I then walked off, he tried running to me and hitting me but I turned right around as he was about to hit me and tripped him
I found that amusing.
That Finn Wolfhard clip is hilarious lmao
"Every shade of your mom's lipstick" 😂😂😂
When someone ask you "what's your problem" with intention to irritate you or provoke your anger just say "your existence"
Nah bro that’s garbage sorry
"can you host" got me 🤣
rewatching this just to see "can you host"
Me who's mind gets flooded with all possible comebacks only after it's of no use....
so true that if you use these tactics they will hate you! finally somebody states this! thank you!
Another way: if someone is making fun of you ask the person why they're doing this, this will wake them up to reality, and if they keep going and say something hurtful about you, ask them "why do you feel that way" and if they say something like "because your boring/ whatever hurtful" or "because i hate you". THENN say "whats the actual reason." And if they respond like all angry like "what??! I just told you why!!" They are not telling the truth, but if they say the same thing again like "because i hate you.", Thats the truth!
Love that you pulled a Connor McGregor clip🤣 king of roasts right there
The other day this was said to me, “looks like you gained weight”. My comeback, “thank you, you look like you have too”. The look I got was as if someone insulted her! 😂
"Your gonna peak in highschool"
"Your built like spongebob"
"Your hairline is more split than your parents"
Great post I will be studying this
Wow wee zow wee! These are some real destroy come backs. Like the only thing that gets destroyed is ur reputation after using one of these 😂😂
Why are people scared to insult me and know that they will be hating themself for messing with me ?
This is awesome, you're amazing !
I just ask them if they want me to point out all their flaws too.
By the time I think of a comeback , that person has already left.
My grandpa had an acquaintance that used to insult him saying things like "i told you you shoul've done this not that" and he would respond with "it's just that you are so little compared to me that I can barely hear what you say"
“Can you host”💀 that’s all I can think about when I see a picture of Finn lol
The end lmfao!!!
NUMBER 2 HELPED ME SO MUCH
Comback 4: Smash their head in the wall
I’m so happy that they used that scene of little Finn 😂 they were so adorable
My favorite comeback is
"thanks, you too"
Example:
Brother: You're stupid
Me: thanks! u too!
Brother: 😠
Another one I like is the following type, because they think they got me but then I get the last word y'know lol
Example:
Me asking myself: Am I stupid?
Brother: Yes, that's what I've been telling you all this time! 😂
Me: ....but if I am stupid, aren't you stupid too? Since got the same genes.
Brother: 😠
(This example you gotta be careful with tho, cause if the parents hear... you just roasted them too 💀)
Lmao! Ur 🔴Alert Indicates The Conversations May Endings With The Receiving Of Flying Slap/Bang/Chappals!!🥴🤪
@@moubhattacharyay6891 😅🤣
I just love your channel also i followed your all tricks and techniques 😂❤
Fun fact :: You need presence of mind
Thanks!!
First is the best one bcoz it is elevating you rest r same degradation as ur enemies are.
Dang it... A teacher was scolding me for something I didn't did and after she threatened me I asked her what her name was cuz I didn't knew her name..now I know what got her more furious 💀
sometimes not responding is best response
I stick to the humble approach by stating that they must not know my other faults or they wouldn’t have mentioned the one that they did by itself.
Epictetus certainly knew how to handle things with grace and humility.
"Yes every shade of ur moms lip stick " nah that one was foul he a menance to society 💀✋
I usually just patiently wait for them to finish, check my watch and ask "are you done?" And walk away
This might make the person hate you:
That's exactly what I want 🤷🏻♀️
I wanted these, thanks.
That last one was cut magnificently
" i saw this video "
Most embarrassing reply they will get
"yo moma" thats is universal and works always
I am a sarcasm queen and my kids are too. They got it from me. I can't get mad. We be cracking up.
Thank you for the message.
the comebacks i think of after the argument ended 3 weeks ago
My favorite is "I'm a mirror, you're glue, and everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!"
Too long and too soft to make people hate me
I've used that last one sooooooo many times it honestly gets funny and when people insult me and they aren't creative I laugh cause they can't even come up with their own roasts
OH THANK GOD!!! CAUSE' I'M SO FCKING MAD!! & ANNOYED TO BE ROASTED BY PEOPLE WITHOUT ROASTING BACK!!! SO SUPER PISSED SO MUCH THAN ANY BULLYING!!!! I'M SO FCKING MAD!!!!!!!!!! THAT I' GOING THROUGH 8 STAGES OF GRIEF RIGHT NOW!!!!! ARGHH!🤬🤬🤬🤬💀
BEST WAYS TO COMEBACK: carry an uno reverse card with you
You’re so stunning!
McGregor is genuinely untouchable!! Love that man😂😂😂
Thanks for the examples ❤ I need to learn these
DANG THE SECOND ONE AND THE LAST ONE!!!! FIRE.
Revenge mode 2.0 activated 🔥🔥
"Zip it, lock it, and put it in your pocket" just hits hard
haha!
That insult I gave you earlier, that was in good faith. A gesture of endearment. I really actually love you.
Francesca, your all tips and facts are absolutely very useful, it’s change the way to look our life more beautiful, I am very big fan of you, I wish I could meet you for even a minute one day in my life.
Highly appreciated for all your videos
❤❤ finally a lady with realistic life suggestions
Second one was savage lol
A lot of these kinds of videos are stupid but these are like legit good. Awesome vid
Great!!
"Yes! Every shade of your mom's lipstick"😂
Ignoring worked effectively for me,
The second one was smooth 🤌🏻