Priest scene from Machete but it's Father Garcia

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  • Опубліковано 30 гру 2022
  • Movie: "Machete"
    Song: • Ave Maria (8-Bit)
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  • @Spokenword
    @Spokenword  8 місяців тому +817

    Some talented fella rotoscoped this entire scene, it deserves your attention more than my vid: ua-cam.com/video/AOTOcHYGB0M/v-deo.htmlsi=8DKuIS3_MsvtrxIl

    • @YourLocalImbecile
      @YourLocalImbecile 8 місяців тому +12

      BRUH THAT'S CRAZY

    • @paisanodragon
      @paisanodragon 8 місяців тому +33

      Thanks much appreciated! All of it was possible thanks to you!

    • @brashtakks7473
      @brashtakks7473 8 місяців тому +7

      hard respect for you going extra out of your way to show people that rotoscope, that guy really did pull out the stops on making this good vid solidly better

    • @damiencrossley7497
      @damiencrossley7497 8 місяців тому +1

      Good on ya to recognize other peoples work and don't sell yourself short DAMN GOOD!

    • @eliseyzscripts6762
      @eliseyzscripts6762 8 місяців тому

      W

  • @jajusinlao2795
    @jajusinlao2795 Рік тому +4469

    "God has mercy, I don't." -Father Garcia

  • @sufficientframe
    @sufficientframe Рік тому +5906

    We just need to reanimate it all in rotoscope now.

  • @Raycherry348
    @Raycherry348 Рік тому +2601

    Father Garcia will be real in 10 second

  • @pinkafboi2525
    @pinkafboi2525 Рік тому +1541

    Faith: Chapter 4 be looking hype AF.

    • @ultraferal6138
      @ultraferal6138 Рік тому +82

      Faith the Unholy Fournity

    • @Ltdayman1000
      @Ltdayman1000 Рік тому

      @@ultraferal6138 you will be boiled

    • @iamtheonewhofunny
      @iamtheonewhofunny Рік тому +29

      @@ultraferal6138 Faith the unholy fortinity

    • @ohwowok6948
      @ohwowok6948 Рік тому +35

      @@iamtheonewhofunny Faith the Unholy Fortnite

    • @iszes9133
      @iszes9133 Рік тому +10

      @@ohwowok6948 Faith the Unholy Fort

  • @horzinesecurityagent1732
    @horzinesecurityagent1732 Рік тому +1458

    Father garcia is such a meme now.🤣

    • @sickening_love1154
      @sickening_love1154 Рік тому +66

      Best character.

    • @iwogold816
      @iwogold816 Рік тому +91

      And all because he shot the demonic shit out of Gary with a shotgun 😂

    • @Inugami0622
      @Inugami0622 Рік тому +43

      He's not a meme. He's a FAITH

    • @Dorosimov
      @Dorosimov Рік тому +33

      12 gauge priest supremacy

    • @GloriG_C17
      @GloriG_C17 Рік тому +12

      In a Based Way

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Рік тому +1237

    The 8-bit rendition of Ave Maria as Father Garcia mows down The Cultists that Gary sent to the church was absolutely heavenly.

    • @bruhism173
      @bruhism173 Рік тому +34

      I just recognized Ave Maria, I thought this was similar to something I've heard before.

    • @SomeRandom64
      @SomeRandom64 Рік тому +7

      I don’t know why, but the sad 8 bit music somehow fits well (in my opinion)

    • @ryujibackyeah4189
      @ryujibackyeah4189 Рік тому +4

      scp foundation? oh right there is demon :I

    • @DioAureo
      @DioAureo Рік тому +5

      Hitman Blood Money energy

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@DioAureoExactly

  • @Old_Hickory_Jackson
    @Old_Hickory_Jackson Рік тому +420

    Father Garcia plays Doom Eternal on ultra nightmare and never dies

  • @scripted7078
    @scripted7078 Рік тому +585

    This wasn’t a dream john just wishes he could pull this off

    • @Raycherry348
      @Raycherry348 Рік тому +71

      John: father, can you hold both of the shotgun while shooting the demons?
      Garcia: hijo, did you watch priest cop?
      John: .... It's a good show, father
      Garcia: dios mio 🗿

    • @Sto_nedt
      @Sto_nedt Рік тому +10

      @@Raycherry348 man I see you in like every faith related video, your drawn to faith as much as I am.

    • @miles8513
      @miles8513 Рік тому

      @@Raycherry348 it’s Mijo Not Hijo.

    • @fedcab4360
      @fedcab4360 Рік тому

      @@miles8513 well I haven't played the game so I do not know how they say it in the game but in Spanish hijo is the right word "mijo" is just lazy fucks trying to say "mi hijo" which means my son

    • @nightcollapse
      @nightcollapse 9 місяців тому

      @@fedcab4360 Eh its not lazy, its just shortened, like saying bro instead of brother. But you aren't wrong otherwise.

  • @thestoryreader333
    @thestoryreader333 Рік тому +304

    The moment he shot the knee caps and Father John wakes up... That's smart.

    • @oliverparis3361
      @oliverparis3361 Рік тому +68

      Context: John has a permanent injury to his knee from his childhood, as well as dormant asthma.

    • @chaotickreg7024
      @chaotickreg7024 Рік тому +12

      Ok this is genius on multiple layers. But why was the bad guy given a chance to turn around and shoot? I thought the previously 2 kneed priest had no mercy.

    • @crispykfcchicken5888
      @crispykfcchicken5888 6 місяців тому

      @@chaotickreg7024 The priest was about to shoot but the bad guy realized and shooted him quickly

    • @togeluga_the_cat
      @togeluga_the_cat 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@oliverparis3361 remenber, John's dreams are visions him and father garcia never actualy met beofre chapter 3, so this is a vision warning John to help out garcia

  • @AirdorfGames
    @AirdorfGames 9 місяців тому +590

    Nice

  • @mysterious_bl4d355
    @mysterious_bl4d355 Рік тому +197

    Spy kids takes a dark turn.

    • @matytoonist
      @matytoonist Рік тому +44

      according to the dircector of both movies, theyre set in the same world but slightly different universes (or just the same but machete is on a day off i think)

  • @randominternetman8177
    @randominternetman8177 Рік тому +198

    "To judge sinners is God's job. It's my job to send them to him." -Father Garcia, probably.

  • @themonsterunderyourbed.7620
    @themonsterunderyourbed.7620 Рік тому +280

    Gary tried to send a hit squad to ensure victory against John, but unfortunately, he underestimated Garcia's true power.

  • @Ren_Glitch
    @Ren_Glitch Рік тому +1034

    As a follower of Christ this is a true priest

  • @germanwarrabbit
    @germanwarrabbit Рік тому +156

    if father garcia wasn't inspired by this man I don't know what is

  • @anomaly_jackie
    @anomaly_jackie Рік тому +63

    “God has Mercy, I Don’t” is such a hard line dude wtf

  • @BlueCheese214
    @BlueCheese214 Рік тому +53

    "God has mercy, I don't."
    the most badass line i have ever heard from a preist

  • @Acle75
    @Acle75 Рік тому +59

    0:56
    Dude father garcia and that demon mouth were really synced to the actual ingame text 💀

  • @generalrubbish9513
    @generalrubbish9513 Рік тому +567

    Maybe the goons could've hit him if they made literally any attempt to aim lol

    • @ShadowCatGaming26
      @ShadowCatGaming26 Рік тому +147

      They were debuffed by intimidation from Father Garcia. They were too afraid to aim properly

    • @Kounnah
      @Kounnah Рік тому +92

      They did hit him. But then he said
      “My God, take this cup from me...”

    • @thecharredone329
      @thecharredone329 Рік тому +52

      He had god on his side they couldn't hit him if they wanted to

    • @novirianda5154
      @novirianda5154 Рік тому +4

      @@Kounnah welp i guess they're ded

    • @sakarilaakkonen5466
      @sakarilaakkonen5466 Рік тому +3

      Bro if you were in a real life combat you would shit your pants not aim lmao, look at actual bodycam footage of shootings and see how people cant hit someone standing 2-3 meters away

  • @mokeenoch7900
    @mokeenoch7900 Рік тому +90

    You even made the small footstep sounds and that noise when the priest puts down his jar!

  • @DJ19934
    @DJ19934 Рік тому +43

    Father garcia is annexample of an priest who just played doom

  • @ness6714
    @ness6714 Рік тому +92

    I wouldn't be surprised if the character was inspired by this movie

  • @--io
    @--io Рік тому +30

    father garcia pulled off a clutch

  • @WoodenCross
    @WoodenCross Рік тому +13

    I legit died when he used the pick up item sound for when he grabs the shotguns 💀💀💀💀

  • @ChairTheBee
    @ChairTheBee Рік тому +49

    1:01 MORTIS
    1:20 MORTIS
    1:43 MORTIS 2x
    1:53 MORTIS
    MORTIS count: 5

    • @mousesunset
      @mousesunset Рік тому +3

      May god have mercy on them sinners and Father Garcia. Amen.

  • @Spookhunter7
    @Spookhunter7 Рік тому +30

    Rotoscoping this whole scene is going to take awhile, God speed to anyone that does try to.

    • @Spokenword
      @Spokenword  8 місяців тому +3

      It is done: ua-cam.com/video/AOTOcHYGB0M/v-deo.htmlsi=8DKuIS3_MsvtrxIl

  • @lev_n
    @lev_n Рік тому +18

    I can imagine after being under Father Garcias wing (learning), John Ward finaly learns how to exorcise using a gun via tommy guns (Thompson Sub Machine Guns)

  • @bibbus3588
    @bibbus3588 Рік тому +9

    Fun fact Machete takes place in the spy kids universe as confirmed by Danny Trejo showing up in spy kids playing a man named Machete and it’s implied to be the same guy

  • @hazmattRoblox
    @hazmattRoblox Рік тому +14

    The only character that bypassed non-dual weilded weapons

  • @hellionglassocean
    @hellionglassocean Рік тому +6

    the cultists attacking father garcia in chapter 4 leak

  • @Felle1-5
    @Felle1-5 Рік тому +29

    These sounds effects 🤣

  • @robbie_the_mastermind2176
    @robbie_the_mastermind2176 Рік тому +4

    0:55 money shot.

  • @diobrando6382
    @diobrando6382 Рік тому +2

    Alternative ending: All the guns HAD ONE BULLET

  • @Frostbite8469
    @Frostbite8469 Рік тому +4

    This brutal doom mods are getting realistic

  • @aeropureinhakase855
    @aeropureinhakase855 Рік тому +14

    Ave maria
    *loads gun*
    Gratia plena
    Maria Gratia Plena
    *cocks gun*
    Maria gratia plena
    Ave, ave dominus
    Dominus tecum
    *shoots*

  • @theslavecrusher5947
    @theslavecrusher5947 Рік тому +55

    As a Christian, we would convert so any more people if all priests and pastors were this badass

  • @pokytr1824
    @pokytr1824 Рік тому +12

    i expect him to be badass like that anyway lol

  • @ifeelverylethal
    @ifeelverylethal Рік тому +5

    its funny how theres like a happy music playing lol

  • @c_srb704
    @c_srb704 Рік тому +7

    Father Garcia Grindset

  • @boykisserxddj
    @boykisserxddj Рік тому +5

    Did anyone noticed his monitors standing like crucifix?

  • @endythecat8409
    @endythecat8409 Рік тому +25

    Does anyone know the settings set on SAM (text to speech engine used for the Faith: The Unholy Trinity voicelines) for Father Garcia's voice?

    • @Spokenword
      @Spokenword  Рік тому +5

      I've used this: static.wikia.nocookie.net/airdorf/images/1/19/Bruh.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20221219020136

    • @endythecat8409
      @endythecat8409 Рік тому +1

      @@Spokenword Image doesn't load :(

    • @Spokenword
      @Spokenword  Рік тому +7

      @@endythecat8409 Try this: airdorf.fandom.com/wiki/Voice_Settings scroll down and you'll find a chart with voice settings for every character.

    • @endythecat8409
      @endythecat8409 Рік тому +2

      @@Spokenword, thank you so much!

  • @InkyTaffy
    @InkyTaffy Рік тому +2

    "May god forgive you my child, because I won't." -Father Garcia

  • @yuanbautista9438
    @yuanbautista9438 Рік тому +1

    I'm going to WAR WITH THE UNSPEAKABLE.
    -Padre Garcia

  • @greenbroccolistudios1275
    @greenbroccolistudios1275 Рік тому +13

    Lol that Mspaint Drawing of father garcia
    Cuz its masterpiece tho ;)

  • @GottaDieFast
    @GottaDieFast 6 місяців тому

    the fact most popular faith memes end with john waking up really makes it feel like john has the wildest imagination

  • @apparatus_solo
    @apparatus_solo Рік тому +2

    0:59 Red Dead Redemption: Priestly Edition

  • @minecraftsteve2504
    @minecraftsteve2504 Рік тому +5

    Oh my God, the bad guy is the dude from, From Dusk Till Dawn
    I didn't even know he did other movies

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Рік тому

      Yup this actor and that joke gun he had in the movie is in a good chunk of this directors work, once you know to look for them they pop up a lot.

  • @cheeseboy7231
    @cheeseboy7231 Рік тому +1

    bro is double pumping as god intended

  • @matthewduda3605
    @matthewduda3605 Рік тому +1

    Father grigori and this man would get along

  • @gamingchickenstudios
    @gamingchickenstudios Рік тому +3

    Faith The Unholy Trinity chapter 4 is looking really good!

  • @ibarelyupload7648
    @ibarelyupload7648 Рік тому +2

    the fact he had no recoil on the akimbo shotgun

  • @pianoman1718
    @pianoman1718 Рік тому +1

    Ah, to live in a world were gun recoil doesn't exist

  • @asandwichmadeoftoast
    @asandwichmadeoftoast Рік тому +1

    A gun with more than one bullet.

  • @cjvipinosa3328
    @cjvipinosa3328 Рік тому +1

    " I kick foulest arse for the lord "
    - Father Garcia

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Рік тому +2

      At least I ain’t the only one who thought of brain dead’s king fu priest lol. I swear I’ll make that priest in dnd one day. I’ll make father Garcia as either a PC or a NPC for delta green or call of Cthulhu one day.

  • @JustALonelyMan
    @JustALonelyMan Рік тому +1

    I love the calm music

  • @papyfun5097
    @papyfun5097 8 місяців тому +1

    i think we can agree that both father garcia and father grigori from HL:2 are the most badass priests in videogame existance

  • @Pilkkk
    @Pilkkk Рік тому +1

    *Don't be afraid John*

  • @gamedude4610
    @gamedude4610 Рік тому

    "Don't be afraid, john."

  • @Futbol_editz590
    @Futbol_editz590 Рік тому +2

    Now lets have Father Grigori in this

  • @salsabarbecue21
    @salsabarbecue21 Рік тому

    Bro is really having a cross gaming set up

  • @HirohiSukanawa
    @HirohiSukanawa Рік тому +2

    "A gun with one bullet."

  • @born2war1
    @born2war1 Рік тому

    music sound like when you enter town during nighttime

  • @crisiswanders1947
    @crisiswanders1947 Рік тому

    Father garcia is gonna pop off as a massive meme trust me

  • @frosttheiceking
    @frosttheiceking Рік тому

    The music fits this perfectly change my mind

  • @chadcatidkimnotachadidenti7973

    "2 guns that are fully loaded"

  • @zachchristians5199
    @zachchristians5199 10 місяців тому

    Dont be afraid, john.

  • @PoisonIvyGuy0999
    @PoisonIvyGuy0999 Рік тому

    “Don’t be afraid John”

  • @gyrostat5211
    @gyrostat5211 Рік тому

    the best way to experience this the first time

  • @BigPapaKaiser
    @BigPapaKaiser Рік тому +1

    Father Gatcia is badass enough that he has a gun with more than one bullet.

  • @sansation3671
    @sansation3671 Рік тому

    "Blessed be the 12 gauge" -NeoCranium

  • @ecw4life267
    @ecw4life267 8 місяців тому

    "A Shepherd must tend his flock, and at times, fight off the wolves" - Reverend Oliver

  • @kasra5700
    @kasra5700 8 місяців тому +2

    two guns with 3 bullets

  • @helpme2883
    @helpme2883 7 місяців тому

    "How dare thee bring violence upon mine temple of God, the punishment for thy crime is DEATH"

  • @siggymilfordjigutzpilgrid
    @siggymilfordjigutzpilgrid Рік тому +1

    Smooth moves, priest

  • @owlgoddess8534
    @owlgoddess8534 Рік тому +1

    a gun with many bullets

  • @Bruh-man10
    @Bruh-man10 Рік тому

    Ready or not here I come

  • @swifto12usedtobetaken
    @swifto12usedtobetaken Рік тому

    the same guy who directed the spy kids movies directed this, they're also connected but it's half-confirmed

  • @MrSomaArikado
    @MrSomaArikado Рік тому

    Do not be afraid john

  • @theonlyosh4088
    @theonlyosh4088 Рік тому

    This really is a father Garcia moment

  • @delcaprascalar1860
    @delcaprascalar1860 Рік тому

    Heck yeah i thought on this the first time i saw him on the trailer

  • @cdgonepotatoes4219
    @cdgonepotatoes4219 Рік тому

    someone needs to draw over this

  • @_ZimZam
    @_ZimZam Рік тому

    Amazing

  • @DerNomade1871
    @DerNomade1871 Рік тому

    Michael Davis runs in yelling "CORRUPTION, THOU ART MY FATHER."

  • @maks916_original
    @maks916_original Рік тому +1

    A gun with a lot of bullets

  • @josiahhoward502
    @josiahhoward502 Рік тому

    How does this not get 1mil views

  • @robjsmiles
    @robjsmiles 8 місяців тому

    "God has mercy, I don't" goes really hard

  • @carnasondrakith2553
    @carnasondrakith2553 Рік тому

    It would be pretty cool to have a crime drama where all the fight scenes are rotoscoped

  • @crazedmeat
    @crazedmeat Рік тому

    I KNOW WHAT I MUST WORK ON NOW. BE NOT AFRAID.

  • @Inderastein
    @Inderastein Рік тому

    continuation twist:
    he wakes up
    he falls asleep again
    *video replays*

  • @GambinoTheGoat
    @GambinoTheGoat 8 місяців тому

    wow you even did the dialogue, impressive

  • @Bixen_Bings
    @Bixen_Bings 10 місяців тому

    Father gave him one biblical ass kicking

  • @Esomres
    @Esomres Рік тому

    The gun has more than one bullet now

  • @verlbananadude
    @verlbananadude Рік тому

    the calm music tho

  • @Sullarko
    @Sullarko Рік тому

    Bro was bout to double pump in the thumbnail

  • @Endl3Sswastaken
    @Endl3Sswastaken Рік тому +1

    He’s using double pump

  • @gsothegso
    @gsothegso Рік тому +2

    how Garcia took care of Michael: attempt to exorcise the demon out of him
    how John took care of Michael: 1:52

  • @marvelousmemeworks1234
    @marvelousmemeworks1234 Рік тому

    Father Garcia in his rightful glory

  • @fiorerovetta4857
    @fiorerovetta4857 10 місяців тому +1

    no way its a movie also this is SICK!

  • @KashimaShiro
    @KashimaShiro Рік тому

    "Two guns with enough bullets."