@@jerrythemike3584 0:44 for the reference, the line itself refers to the concept of second death introduced in FAITH games, which is the act of overtaking the person's body and spirit by the demon through a sacrifice. Saying that the demon is second-dead is essentially flipping the act of possession into an act of holy cleansing; the holy father will smite the demon so hard, it will cease existing on both physical and spiritual planes.
@@JeanMarceaux and in the biblical term: The Second Death is the death of the spirit, the final death of what that person was and ever will be, even their memory perishes. So about accurate on the 'Literally wipe you from EXISTENCE' thing.
@@pistoletsrouge7304 I can understand why he pointed his shotty at him. He probably knows that he isn’t gonna win fighting the unspeakable without someone with just as, if not more faith and resolve than him and maybe knows that if John dies or gets possessed like he did before he’s capable of doing sicko mode shit Tl;dr: don’t be a pussy it’s for our own good hijo
You know I don’t know what is scarier having access to that or the Vatican in Italy, the USA branch might not have a chunk of the true cross or the original Bible but they most certainly have more holy guns in the American branch.
because Christians and catholics in media are just naturally badass The priest who fights the demon and speaks bravely and sternly towards spiritual spawns of Satan archetype is just so cool and I can't imagine it will get old
@@TheONLYFeli0 It's always funny how Christians and Catholics in media are shown as either cowards that believe in their faith too much and either go insane or killed, or badasses that can use their faith to shit on any demon in their way. No in-between.
@@KingThrillgore. Lots of wonderfully American Mexicans live all over. If you’re willing to do what he did I say you earned citizenship. Garry should be happy he didn’t break out the slipper
father garcia knew that to make him stronger, he had to hold the slayer beneath the holy water to infuse every cell of his being with the strength and glory of God
remember, doomguy just uses a shotgun, and some other weapons against demons. this absolute menace just threatened to use the entire us arsenal of weapons against one, individual demon, that probably couldn't harm a fly as long as you point a cross at it
it's confirmed. Father Garcia is either ancestor of Doom Slayer or a blue robotic version 1 edit / alternate comment: father garcia is commiting navy seal copypasta
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you spawn of satan? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the holy parish, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on malphas, and I have over three hundred confirmed exorcisms. I am trained in holy warfare and I'm the top cross bearer in the entire US ordained forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will smite you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my divine words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me through the mouth of Amy? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of padres across the USA and your spiritual IP is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, devil. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your spirit. You're fucking second-dead, demon. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can exorcise you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my silver cross. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Catholic Church and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off this plane of existence, you little shit. If only you could have known what, holy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held her fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, hijo.
I'm scared we're gonna wake up one day and we're gonna get a fucking high quality 3D game that's animated to look like how the rotoscope scenes look in the game and it'll be about fighting the unspeakable survival horror style
priests pray to jesus at night to ward off evils father garcia prays to his shotgun while reciting the navy seals copypasta to ward off evils, demons, home invaders, and generally anything living that poses a threat
As a member of the syriac orthodox community we accept this man into our ranks with open arms. Since we were the first. The first Christian dominion. We shall take Gary and hijo down with the fists of fury which is the power of father Garcia. Help us god. Amen
I gotta stop these damn leaks
THE MAN HIMSELF 🙏
🙏
It’s now canon
Alexander Anderson - Hellsing Ultimate: Amen
"Damn demons keep leaking my shit!"
G A R Y I S S C A R E D O F Y O U
F A T H E R G A R C I A D O E S N O T L O V E G A R Y
G A R Y I S S C A R E D A S S H I T J U S T L I K E Y O U A N D M E
@@PedroJaimeCostaPereira T H E F E E L I N G I S M U T U A L
Gary no longer loves father Garcia
Gary must run.
"You're fucking second-dead, demon" is an absolute power line and y'all should adopt it into your arsenal of verbal assault tools.
I am sorry my little brain is to weak to understand, but, could you explain the line to me?
@@jerrythemike3584 0:44 for the reference, the line itself refers to the concept of second death introduced in FAITH games, which is the act of overtaking the person's body and spirit by the demon through a sacrifice. Saying that the demon is second-dead is essentially flipping the act of possession into an act of holy cleansing; the holy father will smite the demon so hard, it will cease existing on both physical and spiritual planes.
@@JeanMarceaux Thanks
@@jerrythemike3584 you're welcome
@@JeanMarceaux and in the biblical term: The Second Death is the death of the spirit, the final death of what that person was and ever will be, even their memory perishes. So about accurate on the 'Literally wipe you from EXISTENCE' thing.
When the UNSPEAKABLE speaks shit to Father Garcia
The Unspeakable will become Speechless
Its name turns from a noun to an adjective
No, it will go from UNSPEAKABLE to RUN
@@numberstheidiot _past tense verb_
Was UNSPEAKABLE, now just straight up SILENT
He became the Unspeaking
I fucking died of laugh at "Spiritual IP", that would imply we have IP address in afterlife.😭💀
Gotta organize the near-infinite mass of souls somehow. 🤷♂
Imagine pissing someone off on such a biblical scale that they find the exact coordinates of your soul
Imagine being IP banned from church
@@sunty_1962 getting ip banned from the gates of heaven
@AJRS lucifers just salty that he got permabanned
This is the canon speech of Father Garcia holding ground at the Crucible while John was dealing with Gary down below.
Alternatively, this is how the good Father strong-arms John to join his cause in the neutral ending.
@@bladesofseven
_"Get in the fucking car, hijo."_
@@bladesofseven Get in, hijo, we're going to kill demons
- Father García
@@bladesofseven”that wasn’t a request
(Shuck shuck) get in the car hijo”
@@pistoletsrouge7304 I can understand why he pointed his shotty at him. He probably knows that he isn’t gonna win fighting the unspeakable without someone with just as, if not more faith and resolve than him and maybe knows that if John dies or gets possessed like he did before he’s capable of doing sicko mode shit
Tl;dr: don’t be a pussy it’s for our own good hijo
"I have access to the arsenal of the entire United States Catholic church"
Absolutely god tier
You know I don’t know what is scarier having access to that or the Vatican in Italy, the USA branch might not have a chunk of the true cross or the original Bible but they most certainly have more holy guns in the American branch.
Y E S
Pun intended?
Time to pull the holy M60 my son
Ima bring out my holy crossbow with holy water laced tip arrows
"your spiritual IP" LMAO
The demons think they can run by escaping in hell, but Father Garcia will come after them
Don't forget the secret organization of padres.
So, do souls have internet access or does IP stand for something else?
mf you mean my soul???
@@PuchuKt hypothetically it would be the physical or metaphysical location of a soul, like a person's IP, its more so an analogy
Weak aura: "That's enough. We're doing this here and now."
Strong aura:
HE HAD ENOUGH OF [[Big shit.]]
As Father Garcia once said, " You can't escape from God Hijo; you shall drink the wrath of the almighty."
**Proceeds to dance out of the screen**
@@JohnnyCasey *wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle*
*Distant gunshot proceeded by truck noises*
@@isaackugler8734 *mortis*
"I HAVE THE BODY OF A PIG" - Michael
Amy: Hey, John, remember when you weren't able to prevent your mother's death?
Father Garcia:
HES [[Angy!!!!]]
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE (A L I V E !)
@@Potassium1402 RULES OF NATURE
@@spaz_a_lot504 FOR ALL THAT I'VE (NO CHOICE)
GOTTA FOLLOW THE LAWS OF THE WILLLLDDDDDD( A L I V E ! )
@@Potassium1402
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE (NO CHOOOOOICE)
OUT HERE ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE
Garcia: "this is a holy gun"
John: "how so?"
Garcia:"it makes holes"
Honestly will never get over that moment in the game where this man just straight up shows up like the slayer
Wake the fuck up, priest.
*We've got demons to kill.*
*D O N ' T B E A F R A I D, J O H N.*
it honestly was some S-tier buffy shit-- man's got the right attitude for sure
the fact this has 666 likes
"We will perform this exorsism with our own FAITH™, our crucifixes and this shotgun i found, hijo."
Father Garcia - 19XX
1987
@@power_plushi_emperor97 87!?!?!?!?!? WAS THAT THE-
I love how Father Garcia tells the addressee to hold “her” tongue, since he’s talking to something that’s possessing Amy.
Micheal Davies wasn’t rampaging near the Martin household. He was running scared shitless from Father Garcia after he called him a pendejo.
*Loads cross with religious intent.*
@@flashbackfrank8781 I want to see what a loadable cross looks like.
This video was NOT blessed by the algorothm.
Instead, It was blessed by his Holiness, Pope Francis himself.
I was wondering where all these recent views were coming from. Nice
my end was from algorithm
In other words, it was approved by the Vatican.
@@JeanMarceauxunlike some people 🙄
666 likes. LOCK THEM
Something that was once laughable, coming from him in such context, becomes inspiring and uplifting.
I get Joshua Graham vibes from it and I dig it
because Christians and catholics in media are just naturally badass
The priest who fights the demon and speaks bravely and sternly towards spiritual spawns of Satan archetype is just so cool and I can't imagine it will get old
@@TheONLYFeli0 It's always funny how Christians and Catholics in media are shown as either cowards that believe in their faith too much and either go insane or killed, or badasses that can use their faith to shit on any demon in their way. No in-between.
The ultimate anti demon weapon: a gun with a cross attached to it
Or like that scene in From Dusk til Dawn
A gun that shoots crosses in a cross shaped pattern.
@@JeanMarceaux a gun that shoots the nails with which Jesus was crucified
@@notsocrazytank707 that's just ULTRAKILL
@@JeanMarceaux nice reference
I HAVE THE BODY OF A JANNY
Ego id gratis
Now all you need is to add the shell racking soundbyte from the game and it's a perfect 10/10.
*Bit-crushed Ch-chk*
"You're fuxxing dead, hijo." (Ch-chk)
He is the most American priest I've ever met.
And he's from Mexico lol
@@KingThrillgore the strongest American priest vs the weakest Mexican priest
@@KingThrillgore. Lots of wonderfully American Mexicans live all over. If you’re willing to do what he did I say you earned citizenship. Garry should be happy he didn’t break out the slipper
OMG, now i think that Doomguy was actually very nice and polite to demons.
Who did you think was Doomguy's pastor?
father garcia knew that to make him stronger, he had to hold the slayer beneath the holy water to infuse every cell of his being with the strength and glory of God
@@coolgreenbug7551 Headcannon approved
I laughed at this for about 30 minutes lmao-
Doomguy Is a ant compared to father garcia
You might be a badass, but you'll never be as badass as Father Garcia blowing the head off the Antichrist with a 12ga deer slug.
Mother demon: * Eldritch noises * ( Why don't you try possessing the Neighborhood's Padre, my child?)
The Neighborhood's Padre:
We need a Roguelike game with Father Garcia shooting the crap out of every demon in sight
Wrath of the Unspeakable
I smell a doom mod
Plot twist: *Father Garcia is The Dusk Dude, as Dusk and Faith are canonically in the same universe*
"Secret network of padres"
this is not even getting roasted this is getting scorched of the fucking earth by gods light and fury
Mortis
That ending is absolutely perfect.
"You're fucking dead, hijo."
Peak father Garcia.
SHOULD HAVE SAID MORTIS AFTER THAT
"Your spiritual IP is being traced" lmfaooo
that destroyed me lol
When the imp insults the human who was a level 20 cleric in disguise.
Bro rolled a nat 20 on intimidation
Do not fuck with Father Garcia
b-b-b-b-b-but, gilf, do fuck with father Garcia
agreed
[[Yes.]]
"MARK MY DIVINE WORD"
Now that's what I'm talking about.
remember, doomguy just uses a shotgun, and some other weapons against demons.
this absolute menace just threatened to use the entire us arsenal of weapons against one, individual demon, that probably couldn't harm a fly as long as you point a cross at it
Note to all demons: *NEVER DARE TO SCREW WITH FARHER GARCIA*
@@blox5505 OR ELSE DOOMGUY WILL LOOK LIKE A MERCY IN COMPARISON
if i had any form of evil spirit in me it surely is gone by now
@Visionary Eyes can't spell jesus without sus
@Visionary Eyes Silentium, Demon. Ave Sancta Trinitas.
@Visionary Eyes 🤓
@Visionary Eyes VADE RETRO SATANA
@Visionary Eyes ok Gary
i want to animate this so badly 😭😭
Please link it if you do 😭
Notif me
Lmfao if someone rotoscoped this into a cutscene I would lose my mind
I have subscribed to you so I can see it when you make it
Then do it, hijo
The only thing that would have made this better is a big ol' "MORTIS" at the end
The fact that this guy came back after 9 years just to post this somehow makes it even better.
didnt think the video would zoom in until i scrolled back up from the comment section and felt the unfettered righteous glory of father garcias wrath
it's confirmed. Father Garcia is either ancestor of Doom Slayer or a blue robotic version 1
edit / alternate comment: father garcia is commiting navy seal copypasta
Father-Garcia is clothed in black, the one in blue is John-Ward
@@Rise65487 but Father Garcia just said "it's ultrakilling time!" And ultrakilled all demons around with his blessed 12 gauge boomcrux
@@nefrace this is why you're talking about the wrong media, what you were refering to is John-Constantine, his grand-son
The only thing they fear is Garcia
"Father Garcia has had enough of Satan's shit."
"When the priest loses his patience, only the devil shivers"
- Ronald "Society" McDonald (1969)
''Rip and Tear. Until it's done''
-Father garcia
Lost it at spiritual IP
10/10 i got fucking exorcised
MY SECRET NETWORK OF PADRES
This is a masterpiece.
This is great motivation to go to church so u despell these demons of the night.
This message was approved by the Vatican.
This is so beautiful, thank you for blessing the internet for this
As a Christian, this is what we always say and warn to the ones who doesn't believe in god or worship the devil
"Blessed be the 12 gauge."
Neocranium - Oct 31 2022
I can't stop watching this, my God.
This is amazing
"US Ordained Forces" unironically sounds badass.
i need someone to transcribe the entire text for reasons
fuck it ill do it myself
@@jokubasrazas2255 king shit 👑
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you spawn of satan? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the holy parish, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on malphas, and I have over three hundred confirmed exorcisms. I am trained in holy warfare and I'm the top cross bearer in the entire US ordained forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will smite you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my divine words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me through the mouth of Amy? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of padres across the USA and your spiritual IP is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the storm, devil. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your spirit. You're fucking second-dead, demon. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can exorcise you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my silver cross. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Catholic Church and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off this plane of existence, you little shit. If only you could have known what, holy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held her fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, hijo.
Turn on subtitles
@@jokubasrazas2255 Yo, can you send the transcription, please?
based priest
Chad based and Red pulled Holy priest, amen
Demon: " YO CHILL! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I'LL LEAVE!! "
Garcia: *"its too late for you now, hijo"*
Garcia: *loads shotgun with religious intent*
i laughed so hard i think i pulled a muscle, this is true art
Ok father Garcia I understand...
the last line is so raw LMAO
“I wasn’t asking hiho”
How did Father Garcia reach out the end boss room?
....yeah now this make a lot more sense
While John is playing a horror game Father Garcia is playing Doom
Now where's the Airdorf Games guy to see this?
Edit: There he is!
Here comes the ✨️~boooy~✨️
There he isss~ 🙏🙏
He is here~~ ⛪️📿✝️
Jesus christ, father.
I just said I didn't like tacos.
Dios mío, this is amazing!
hablo ñ al igual que el poseído este que se le escapó a garcia xdd
The unspeakable is shaking and crying right now
I laughed so hard, the splitting headache I had went away. Faith really can cure all ailments.
Demon: U have stinky breath, Garcia
Father Garcia: WTF YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME!?
*PROCEED TO ROAST THE DEMON*
*Dios mio...what have you done?*
Man now i want a fate spin off with Garcia hunting down demons with a shotgun the fires crosses
“On *this* earth”
*dear god, he’s power is beyond our imagination.*
Never underestimate a priest with a 12 gauge.
Stay strong father !
keep calm and slay the Coalition !
Kneel before Garcia
This SO should have been an easter egg in the original game!
Demons shouldn't have insulted his stache.
I'm scared we're gonna wake up one day and we're gonna get a fucking high quality 3D game that's animated to look like how the rotoscope scenes look in the game and it'll be about fighting the unspeakable survival horror style
Cheers to *400k views, hijos. God Damn
Play it at 2x speed for the authentic experience
All i gotta say is Amen.
Plot twist: *Father Garcia is The Dusk Dude, as Dusk and Faith are canonically in the same universe*
Lesson of today: do NOT troll Father Garcia... (no doubt why people call him "The Grandfather of Doom Guy")
no, hijo, that would be the wolfenstein guy
@@ledderfayes Oh, makes sense.
The only guy who can sucessfully pull off the "Do you know who my father is" line.
Father Garcia takes no prisoners in his war against the Unspeakable.
father garcia is making demons cry, like gary.
I can't believe, like I seriously can't believe what I just heard. Mister Holy spewing that savage ravioli
John Ward: Finds a gun with one bullet and struggles with a dilemma on what to shoot.
Father Garcia:
I like how automated captions works better on this than most other UA-cam videos
He has the power of God and infinite ammo at his side!
The UNSPEAKABLE couldn't speak after this one🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥
I don't know what possessed you to combine these two elements together... but thank you.
*Michael:* "You know nothing, pendejo"
*Garcia:* 0:00
ok you got me with this one
Michael knew he was doomed, so he ran away scared
priests pray to jesus at night to ward off evils
father garcia prays to his shotgun while reciting the navy seals copypasta to ward off evils, demons, home invaders, and generally anything living that poses a threat
I told my boyfriend I would send him ankle pictures as a joke and he said no I am a man of god then he fucking sent this to me.
Garcia's finally snapped
He's had enough of Gary's shit
Thank you for blessing us with this video. Now we just need a mod to add it in the game.
As a member of the syriac orthodox community we accept this man into our ranks with open arms. Since we were the first. The first Christian dominion. We shall take Gary and hijo down with the fists of fury which is the power of father Garcia. Help us god. Amen
"your spiritual IP is being traced right now,"
That killed me.
The USCC has an *_arsenal????_*