"In simple terms for you to understand. I am a man from the stars; born from a nomadic people exiled from our world long ago, traveling the endless void. As to why I am here, It is because of war; In exchange for prosperity, my people indenture themselves to military service. And so here I am, marooned on this purgatory of a planet that defies logic for 'existing' in the first place."
Sorry ma'am, can't spill no tea, bro code and all. "No bro betreays the code without punishment afterwards" -The art of the Bro code by Bros of the Internet (Not an actual person...I think, idk)
Funnily enough I met my 3rd ex girlfriend while doing full contact larp gladiator pit. It was fun I got physically lifted by a guy half my size and thrown into fence and only (thankfully) only sprained my knee. She helped the paramedics carry me (I’m a big lad) I asked for her number. She asked why? I told her “Any woman who can carry 340lbs of gambison, meat and metal is a lady I’d like to know!” We dated for half a year before we split. We just weren’t feeling it anymore though she still stops by for my cooking now and then.
THak you! Your comment personally helped this video be improved. Not sure how youtube screwed with the audio there, but it's been addressed and edit has been made to have it removed (youtube says it may take a few hours) Thank you. My destroyed ears come back for Supersaiyan over 9000 Thank you Sweetie!
Gladiator mentioned "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
(눈‸■) *grown woman leaps out onto arena field, while creating holes large enough for now life fearing gladiators to escape* 😼 There you are Teecks, I'll take three o'clock and you take nine, that should give you a nice enough warm-up excersise, now let's go to work, and show those airheaded Royals the full extent of such an error as putting in the same collasium storage areas! 🤖😤 *individuals start fighting but eventually begin losing interest, and even yawn every so often, while stopping, blocking, and occasionally one slap slapping attackers off to arena edges, already unconscious* 😫🐆Hey, Teecks do you think they're being serious, or just being half-hearted about this, because obviously neither of us have broken so much as a sweat, we should probably go get some Zs.😴🐆💤
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"What secrets do you hide, Gladiator?"
"In simple terms for you to understand. I am a man from the stars; born from a nomadic people exiled from our world long ago, traveling the endless void. As to why I am here, It is because of war; In exchange for prosperity, my people indenture themselves to military service. And so here I am, marooned on this purgatory of a planet that defies logic for 'existing' in the first place."
I’m Batman
I’m a Demigod my father is the king of the seas
Sorry ma'am, can't spill no tea, bro code and all.
"No bro betreays the code without punishment afterwards"
-The art of the Bro code by Bros of the Internet
(Not an actual person...I think, idk)
I'm a black dude with a Tazer
When you're recovering from a particularly one-sided gladitorial match, you've got to remember to Stay Hydrated!
Forenza approves of this message and all future hydration check messages
I guess I will go fight a hydra then
@MortSalazar I believe that was Hydrated. Hydra-ated... Hydra dated.
You have to go seduce a Hydra. Good luck!
You just reminded me to drink after....4 hours, welp time to find the canteen
@@EmbersofthedarkIs it your trusty Vault 13 canteen, tho? XD
*Me with the perception of reality alterated and a bloodlust bugger than my body*
"FOR THE GLORRYY OF ROOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!"
Plot twist: he really was just dumber than a rock and the lightning was zeus losing the bet he had with dionysius.
Thank would be incredible
Funnily enough I met my 3rd ex girlfriend while doing full contact larp gladiator pit. It was fun I got physically lifted by a guy half my size and thrown into fence and only (thankfully) only sprained my knee. She helped the paramedics carry me (I’m a big lad) I asked for her number. She asked why? I told her “Any woman who can carry 340lbs of gambison, meat and metal is a lady I’d like to know!” We dated for half a year before we split. We just weren’t feeling it anymore though she still stops by for my cooking now and then.
Great to see two people not sour a relationship after a breakup
The way i imagine myself as Muriel from The Arcana
I have an emotional connection to all of their characters 😭🤍
THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT READING THIS!
@@ForenzaAudio YOU GIVE ME NADIA VIBES 💜💜💜 Queen 👑
WE BECAME THOR LETS GO
Very enjoyable. Really relaxed me before bed. I hope there will be a part 2
Hey! So good seeing you!!! Glad you enjoy ^^
100% needs a part 2
Thank you for your amazing voice acting! Thank you SplashiestPig for the fantastic story
I've handed out under 3 thousand likes in my 10 years on UA-cam. I certainly liked this.
@@glowingmonster thank you so much n.n
It's been a while to hear these stories.
I'm glad to have you. I hope you enjoy the stories to come!
Oh this has been a fun audio, i dont regret tagging this one at all. Its veen fun, I look forward to part 2
THanks so much for listening!! I truly enjoyed the writers words on it and knew I would enjoy it. As for part two, we'll just have to see o^o ♥
God how I love this I hope this becomes a series
Incredible and amazing video Forenza!! You really have an amazing talent!
Thank you for listening! Hope to help you relax on the next one just the same! :)
Fun fact: Roman women would buy gladiator sweat
@@thegreatgoldfilms6311idk why this made me laugh so hadd
@@thegreatgoldfilms6311 that seems hetero more than anything but aight
The roman woman version of gamer girl bathwater
yeowch 3:37 destroyed my ears
Aside from that, wonderful vid
THak you! Your comment personally helped this video be improved. Not sure how youtube screwed with the audio there, but it's been addressed and edit has been made to have it removed (youtube says it may take a few hours) Thank you. My destroyed ears come back for Supersaiyan over 9000
Thank you Sweetie!
These stories of queen, princess and highborn wishing to be with the peasant, lowborn, gladiator is quite nice
I was so happy to find the writer with this! I hope you enjoy more in the future!
Great audio
"Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained?!"
Yeee uvu
Thank you so much for listening!
@@ForenzaAudio You're welcome.
Emperor loves us all. Except her sons. Except Valdor, he's good.
I hope there’s a second video of this
Tentative hopes for the future!! owo I had so much fun with this!
was there a sequel planned for this?
I became Sauske during that match, I pulled out Karin ⚡
PLEASE TELL ME THERE’S MORE TO THIS STORY!!!
Thank you so much for listening!!! As of now there's a tenativeness to this but fingers crossed for the future! :)
-Pogging-
Part 2!!!!!
The premise reminds me of thor ragnarock
Making a book now 😀
What book? :3
We must check if this is alright with Tribune Aquila
Gladiator mentioned
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
❤❤
GENGHIS KHAN THROAT SINGS YOU TO SLEEP AS BAGHDAD BURNS BEHIND YOU 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Part 2?
(눈‸■) *grown woman leaps out onto arena field, while creating holes large enough for now life fearing gladiators to escape* 😼 There you are Teecks, I'll take three o'clock and you take nine, that should give you a nice enough warm-up excersise, now let's go to work, and show those airheaded Royals the full extent of such an error as putting in the same collasium storage areas! 🤖😤 *individuals start fighting but eventually begin losing interest, and even yawn every so often, while stopping, blocking, and occasionally one slap slapping attackers off to arena edges, already unconscious* 😫🐆Hey, Teecks do you think they're being serious, or just being half-hearted about this, because obviously neither of us have broken so much as a sweat, we should probably go get some Zs.😴🐆💤