I love how it specifically says “Mercenary Knight” instead of just “Knight” which implies if they weren’t getting paid, they wouldn’t put up with her behavior.
What kinda backward fantasy world is this, where the noble and stoic Griffon is seen as "Monstrous," but fucking Dragons are just fine and dandy as a flying mount?
I mean the griffin killed by Astrid in ep 7 of Saved by giantesses was considered ugly. I like to think it’s like the royal griffin from witcher 3 or a half vulture and half lion rather than eagle and lion.
“Fine, let’s just go home, please, I’m tired.” A spoiled princess grudgingly accepts her rescue after being disappointed by an unlikely savior. Hilarious audio Dangerous, hope you have a fantastic day!
This Knight reminds me of my dnd character. He has rescued three separate princesses, they all fell for him, they all wanted him, and he did not give a crap. He only saved them for the money.
@@michaelterrell5061 fun follow-up. No, not really. However I went to my session last night and we have learned that three kingdoms are at war. Through one of the spies, he has also revealed that all three princesses became the rulers of their kingdoms. Now what they are all fighting about on the outside is resources. But the DM revealed to me that they are really all fighting for my character. I don't know if they are trying to impress him or trying to kidnap him before the other two. I'll see next session.
This sounds like it was fun to record. "Is that...a Griffin? No, no, please don't tell me you rode in on one of those monsters!" Yep. That Potter punk and his friends made off with all the Thestrals.
2:20 is how I imagine Zelda and Peach would feel sometimes, especially Peach while Mario, Luigi & their friends are having a big adventure. She reminds me so much of Fiona from Shrek.
"I am the first princess of this realm, I am fated to one day rule all that walks this world, I am the third most important person currently alive". Shrek: "Oh that's nice, NOW LET'S GO!
Lets see... Listener is actually mute. Listener is a badass loner knight. VA is a bratty spoiled princess. Listener rescues princess. Everythings kinda has a parody humor vibe to it. Dude it's like this women knew what kinda of story I wanted when listening to ASMR vids again like DANG! And of course she nails the role perfectly cause she got that range! Definitely hoping this gets a part 2 😁
everybody talking about Shrek, meanwhile those of us of a certain vintage and level of culture are thinking of Lone Star and Princess Vespa. LS: "What's this?" PV: "It's my industrial-strength hair dryer. AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!" LS: "Okay, princess, that's it. Fairy tale's over. Welcome to real life. You want this hot air machine? You carry it."
I would genuinely love to see a follow up this by the writer. Audiowise You manage to find the right balance of Spoiled Bratty and genuine that bring the princess to life. On top of discrepancies between the rugged knight listener and the princess is really cute and legit funny. Got some real manga/legend of Zelda vibe going for it and I am here for it
One of the best female va audios ive jeard in a few weeks. You spent so much time with the sound effects for our immersion, even down to her brushing the dirt off her dress. Your acting was great, the princess was bratty but still a character i grew fond of. Love the muffled screams of frustration. And wow, what a script by Missing! I hope you do another one of theirs soon.
I quite liked that she isn't some spoiled brat but just a little naive and maybe a bit self-important but i think she kinda deserves that being the heir.
Love this. The princess may be spoiled, but she does seem to have a good heart in there. Now if only she could tell the difference between her storybooks and reality... This so very much needs a sequel, and it would be extra-hilarious if the "change of clothes" is a commoner's outfit for the next leg of the journey.
Well excuuuuse me princess But my friend right here is the best mount a fighter could have, flies fast as the mightiest dragon and is as courageous as one, or even more, this little fool saved my life more than I can count Now let's go, I have like... 2 other princesses to rescue, a dragon to defeat... Uhhh oh yeah, I have to look for that demon too
I also wish she would return to her series with yoka the kitsune witch and the half blood listener because we were all given a cliff hanger ending to it when she needs to continue it to where we start the continuation series by the listener telling her what happened up to that point and why yoka has no magic and why the listener’s magic doesn’t work for the time being I really think this would be a great idea for her to do
Ok, even with everything else that happened I can understand some of her frustrations...but riding a Griffin should not be one of them, They are awesome!
Dangerous is just.. FUCKING AMAZINF HER VOICE IS BEAUTIFUL AND ITS SO GODDAMN PRETTY PRETTY LIKE THE OCEAN PRETTY LIKE THE SKY PRETTY LIKE A GARDEN CALMING LIKE RAIN LIKE A FIREPLACE thats all i had to say bye bye ALSO (still waiting for sadistic crush part 6..)
This reminds me of my sister. She wil constantly complain and have a high expectation for everything and eventualy me and my brother will just have to drag her along while she is litaraly crying over spilt milk. Also Can we have part 2 pls. Gotta no what happens next. 😂
I love how it specifically says “Mercenary Knight” instead of just “Knight” which implies if they weren’t getting paid, they wouldn’t put up with her behavior.
I'm surprised anyone can put up with it even if there's pay involved.
@@jasongriffin7927 Mercenary not so subtly mumbling “I don’t get paid enough for this bullshit” under his breath
Would you?
Cipher
*[KNIGHT]*
Save princess, take her back, receive my reward, walk away.
- _the mercenary, probably_
Princess: "I'm tired... :c "
Me: "OMG, we got so much in common!"
She's so unbearable it loops back around to being endearing. What fun :D
What kinda backward fantasy world is this, where the noble and stoic Griffon is seen as "Monstrous," but fucking Dragons are just fine and dandy as a flying mount?
That was my question as well.
EXACTLY
I mean the griffin killed by Astrid in ep 7 of Saved by giantesses was considered ugly. I like to think it’s like the royal griffin from witcher 3 or a half vulture and half lion rather than eagle and lion.
Dragons are often symbols of prestige, griffons were known for being outwardly aggressive
I was more surprised by the wyvern! Not a lot of media paints them kindly. And to be fair, a dragon is also usually intelligent
This script had to be inspired by Shrek.
I had the same idea because it sounded like it.
@@trainspotter155 Same here
I got about a quarter of the way through before I said, out loud, "what in the Shrek am I listening to"
Oh Yeah................This DEFINITELY Screams Shrek. 5:24
“Fine, let’s just go home, please, I’m tired.” A spoiled princess grudgingly accepts her rescue after being disappointed by an unlikely savior. Hilarious audio Dangerous, hope you have a fantastic day!
“I have to save my ass.”
“What kind of a knight are you.”
*”One of a kind.”*
Shrek
Nice topic
This Knight reminds me of my dnd character. He has rescued three separate princesses, they all fell for him, they all wanted him, and he did not give a crap. He only saved them for the money.
Does he love anyone?
@@michaelterrell5061 fun follow-up. No, not really. However I went to my session last night and we have learned that three kingdoms are at war. Through one of the spies, he has also revealed that all three princesses became the rulers of their kingdoms. Now what they are all fighting about on the outside is resources. But the DM revealed to me that they are really all fighting for my character. I don't know if they are trying to impress him or trying to kidnap him before the other two. I'll see next session.
Glazing @@grimreaper.123-zhr
@@grimreaper.123-zhrDude you have to tell how that goes that sounds hilarious.
@@azayrian1052 my next session is tomorrow, so I'll give a follow-up when I'm done
This sounds like it was fun to record.
"Is that...a Griffin? No, no, please don't tell me you rode in on one of those monsters!"
Yep. That Potter punk and his friends made off with all the Thestrals.
2:20 is how I imagine Zelda and Peach would feel sometimes, especially Peach while Mario, Luigi & their friends are having a big adventure.
She reminds me so much of Fiona from Shrek.
"I am the first princess of this realm, I am fated to one day rule all that walks this world, I am the third most important person currently alive".
Shrek: "Oh that's nice, NOW LET'S GO!
To the Princess; This was the worst day of her life.
To the Knight: This was Quest 71: A Princess In Peril.
More like 71C to be precise
Me, after ending this video while on the toilet:
*chuckles* "Like that's ever gonna happen. Wha' a loa' o'-" *flush*
I send my prayers to the knight after you flushed 🙏🙏
*SOME-*
@@Anime-Doof BODY ONCE TOLD ME
@@alceratops6853 THE WORLD WAS GONNA RULE ME
* _insert line from Shrek’s rescue of Fiona here_ *
"Well, I have to save my ass..."
@@dominikdickey4906 “What kind of a knight ARE you?”
I WANT A SERIES OF THIS SO BAD 😂
Amen!
Agreed
the princess thinking I came to save her, but actually I'm looking for the dragon waifu they told me about...
The most realistic "save the princess" scenario.
Lets see...
Listener is actually mute. Listener is a badass loner knight. VA is a bratty spoiled princess. Listener rescues princess. Everythings kinda has a parody humor vibe to it. Dude it's like this women knew what kinda of story I wanted when listening to ASMR vids again like DANG! And of course she nails the role perfectly cause she got that range! Definitely hoping this gets a part 2 😁
Please make a part 2 of this please and thank you
"Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming"
Ending spoiler: I was expecting the princess to say Donkey but my hopes were dashed 😢
Well, so much for "noble steed"...
Her: what kind of knight are you?
Me: one of a kind.
everybody talking about Shrek, meanwhile those of us of a certain vintage and level of culture are thinking of Lone Star and Princess Vespa.
LS: "What's this?" PV: "It's my industrial-strength hair dryer. AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!" LS: "Okay, princess, that's it. Fairy tale's over. Welcome to real life. You want this hot air machine? You carry it."
Oh please, turn this into a series.
I would genuinely love to see a follow up this by the writer.
Audiowise You manage to find the right balance of Spoiled Bratty and genuine that bring the princess to life.
On top of discrepancies between the rugged knight listener and the princess is really cute and legit funny.
Got some real manga/legend of Zelda vibe going for it and I am here for it
The knight is here to safe princess dangerous ❤
Aren’t griffins sometimes used as symbols to those who are noble?
She sounds simultaneously bratty and a little airheaded, beautiful. Another great one, Dangerous, thanks.
"You've had a bit of time to plan all of this, havent you?"
One of the best female va audios ive jeard in a few weeks. You spent so much time with the sound effects for our immersion, even down to her brushing the dirt off her dress. Your acting was great, the princess was bratty but still a character i grew fond of. Love the muffled screams of frustration. And wow, what a script by Missing! I hope you do another one of theirs soon.
Rescuing Dangerous???? Awesome.
Annoying as fuck
"I've never seen death this close" well you are certainly taking it alot better than most.
I kinda wanna hear a part 2 after the listener delivers the Princess back…this was hilarious to listen to as a Shrek fan
I’m getting so many Shrek vibes from this.
I quite liked that she isn't some spoiled brat but just a little naive and maybe a bit self-important but i think she kinda deserves that being the heir.
I really like where this one is going. Great writing and, of course, great voice.
Love this.
The princess may be spoiled, but she does seem to have a good heart in there.
Now if only she could tell the difference between her storybooks and reality...
This so very much needs a sequel, and it would be extra-hilarious if the "change of clothes" is a commoner's outfit for the next leg of the journey.
If there is a part two, I hope the Princess gets humbled.
You read my mind.
I don’t know how I missed this one, but I absolutely love the dynamic between the Done Princess and the Mute Survivalist Warrior.
Wonderful video! Wishing for a part two!
Dialouge and plot is 1,000/10!!! Would absolutely recommend to fellow fantasy amsr seekers!!
Well excuuuuse me princess
But my friend right here is the best mount a fighter could have, flies fast as the mightiest dragon and is as courageous as one, or even more, this little fool saved my life more than I can count
Now let's go, I have like... 2 other princesses to rescue, a dragon to defeat... Uhhh oh yeah, I have to look for that demon too
Gonna need a part two to this, loved it!
I got a feeling it's going to be a long trip hope we get a part 2!
My brain keep picturing Shrek saving the princess 😭
Dope, hope theres a part 2
I also wish she would return to her series with yoka the kitsune witch and the half blood listener because we were all given a cliff hanger ending to it when she needs to continue it to where we start the continuation series by the listener telling her what happened up to that point and why yoka has no magic and why the listener’s magic doesn’t work for the time being I really think this would be a great idea for her to do
She considers a Griffin a Monster but not a Dragon?
… Wow…
Oh my gosh the voice acting is so good though🥹💗
💚A Knight's duty is never easy.💚
This knight is nicer then me me in a situation like this when I fight I get a little bit irritable after
"I'm a delivery boy."
-Shrek
“I’m nobody’s messenger boy”
Griffin's are awesome... And please... Nevermind step lively princess
"The worse experience you've had , so far!"
She is a properly bratty princess alright. XD
Oh this needs more ❤️
"It's just business."
I really hope this is a series
Good video and roleplay. I think that story is the beginning of beautiful love story.
I'm glad i'm not the only one thinking about sherk😅
Fantastic audio!
That's one Shrek of a knight right there.
I would love for this to become a new series. Lots of potential.
Too bad for him he's not a deaf knight
Desperately need a part 2
Gryphin?, dope, two of my favorite animals put together
I am wishing for a part 2 please
"I'm so glad I'm deaf" the Mercenary Knight, probably.
Shitttt 😂😂😂😂😂
- "WHAT are you!?"
*I'm a fucking walking paradox- no, i'm not.*
Ok, even with everything else that happened I can understand some of her frustrations...but riding a Griffin should not be one of them, They are awesome!
please bring her back she is delightful
She asked the question.
Her: What kind of knight are you?
Me: One of a kind.
Is just me or does this feel like Shrek my gawd I loved my childhood movie man ❤
💀 breaking the walls with this one
*Me to king* “How much to rescue her?….Sorry, no way that’s enough to put up with that brat”
Dangerous is just.. FUCKING AMAZINF HER VOICE IS BEAUTIFUL AND ITS SO GODDAMN PRETTY PRETTY LIKE THE OCEAN PRETTY LIKE THE SKY PRETTY LIKE A GARDEN CALMING LIKE RAIN LIKE A FIREPLACE thats all i had to say bye bye ALSO (still waiting for sadistic crush part 6..)
Or is it part 5..
good job on the new audio
I'd love a part 2 where they stay in a safehouse of sorts
Ty
is anyone else picking up one the shrek easter eggs in this audio or is it just me?
"Well, EXCUSE ME, princess!"
Sorry, couldn't help it.
I would have heard a bout a quarter of her rant and just left. "Alright here's the thing.... she's annoying i want double."
"Double? Sure. You have my permission to marry her".
"What?! No, please, god, no!"
For some reason my mind keeps picturing the knight as Guts from Berserk 😅
I have a theory. The listener was either born mute or a wound prevents them from speaking(a wound obtained by trying to save a different princess).
*You'll Find Your Flame*
Who complains about riding a Griffin?
Alright this brattling better be a new series.
Idk why, but imagine the listener speaking like Lone Star from Space Balls. “Okay Princess. That’s it. The fairy tale is over. Welcome to real life.”
I feel sorry for her.
Almost
Oh no, what a shame a wild arrow hit the princess, a terrible loss for us all. 9.8784/10
"dont tell me you flew in on one those monsters?" What moster? Arcamedes? Nah believe or not he's rather shite at being a griffin.
I love how expressional you are ❤❤❤
Well EXCUUUUUUSE me princess!
You're expecting prince charming?
Please do a part 2
Big Rarity vibes lol
Good stuff
Too many references to Shrek 1
I’m picturing that Ser Listerner-Kun looks like Ser Ilyn Payne.
🔥🔥🔥
What happened to the necromancer fight?
Does the listener have layers like onions? Are they green?
This reminds me of my sister. She wil constantly complain and have a high expectation for everything and eventualy me and my brother will just have to drag her along while she is litaraly crying over spilt milk. Also Can we have part 2 pls. Gotta no what happens next. 😂