Reminds me of Steven Wright's jokes: "About 14 years ago I was at the airport and... no wait, that was the day before yesterday." and "I was driving down the highway and I looked in my rearview mirror... oh wait, no that wasn't me."
"This was the greatest day of my life... or wait maybe it was the worst" "Then we got drunk and fought... for two years" two great lines in a single story. Nick is a master.
I drunkingly emailed my ex and she said one of the reasons we couldn't be friends was because of this type of comedy. This show was really kitty repellent and I wouldn't have it any other way
"That's why I resent Adam trying to set me up with an Autistic Girl. I'm not a dog to be bred." As an Autistic woman, that's one of the funniest lines I've ever heard. I'm going to use that for when people ask me if I want to have children or try to play matchmaker. (I feel the same way when people try to set me up with other Autistic folks- because that does happen. A lot. As if that's the only choice of person I can have is someone on the spectrum. For some reason, people like trying to get two spectrum folks together like we're some kind of pure (tism) bred dogs so we can get to popping out spectrum kids. It's obnoxious.)
@wesleysullivan8047 Stav left because he had no time to schedule working out and dieting around the podcast. Stav is currently podcasting and about 100 pounds heavier a year later.
hear me out, for the adam freidland show they should replace stav with someone with down syndrome. then all you have to do is have them memorize every slur ever. like the entire script of gran tarino. that way instead of stavs laughter filling in the breaks you'd have a steady stream of highly offensive, yet hilarious words. I mean you could do that now but with a cast member with an extra chromosome you'd get away with it. cause like you couldn't cancel one of the five people with downs who's finally acheived their dream of being in the entertainment business that would be fucked up
This made me realize that a stavros halkias show wherein he eats himself to death in between medicore interjections and angry retorts, while someone with downs syndrome did adams job, would probably be a lot funnier and more wholesome and american than boring and submissively jewish.
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Nick not knowing the difference between a great day and an awful day explains a lot.
made me lol
Reminds me of Steven Wright's jokes:
"About 14 years ago I was at the airport and... no wait, that was the day before yesterday."
and
"I was driving down the highway and I looked in my rearview mirror... oh wait, no that wasn't me."
A sprinkle of autism or a dusting of bipolar? You decide.
@@stewybstewy "Dusting of bipolar" more than a dusting 🥴
“Got drunk and fought… for two years”
Nick is brilliant. Perfect story telling and totally off the cuff.
It's beautiful because all drunk guy stories end like that. Same time summed it up within a minute
“Well then we got drunk and fought for two years”
nicks beatuiful mind
who gives a fuckin shit about anything
I read your comment perfectly in sync with nick saying it
Hell yeah dude
And remained an alcoholic for 20 years
"This was the greatest day of my life... or wait maybe it was the worst" "Then we got drunk and fought... for two years" two great lines in a single story. Nick is a master.
I swear 0:45 when nick drops that "drunk and fought... for two years" line you can actually see a little glimmer of a smirk pop up on his photo
Watch that paimon video from Matt and Shane with Billy, at 4:00 there's a demon or a guard dog. Idk why but this comment reminded me
“We got drunk and fought for two years” is my favorite Nick line
"Imagine how good your kids would be at LEGOs" is probably one of the funniest off-hand jokes I have ever heard Stav make
Yeah Stav has some bangers every now and then.
Nick looked inward and found peace
Looked n-word?
@@Xylus. I’m sure, not as much though
Appears inward
"Not only is it acceptable, I'ma fking millionaire" Nick M
Nick Millions
Nick Makes love to his mom and dad.
@@robertstraw9881 who me?
I drunkingly emailed my ex and she said one of the reasons we couldn't be friends was because of this type of comedy. This show was really kitty repellent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Makes sense, this is more of a boyfriend kinda show.
I'm gay
she sounds like a keeper
This whole video is pure, concentrated Nick Mullen.
the Springsteen run destroyed me
Lmao “smell bad aura”
I feel like nick's ideal woman is a woke half black half jewish middleschool teacher.
Black Israelite
Also you described Drake. Too bad she's a lesbian
Who laughing like trying to start a lawn mower
That's Stavs gay Greek laugh
"I just couldn’t see myself in a relationship with someone who said those things ironically." The amount of times I have heard that from exs.....
who says I'm saying them ironically
It's so sad to hear how much Nick suffered before he discovered homosexuality 😥
My goodness I am gay
Respect.
What about the great American classic, “Born to be Fuckin’ Gay” also by Bruce Springsteen?
"can't suck a penis until you're gay" is such a gem
"That's why I resent Adam trying to set me up with an Autistic Girl. I'm not a dog to be bred."
As an Autistic woman, that's one of the funniest lines I've ever heard. I'm going to use that for when people ask me if I want to have children or try to play matchmaker.
(I feel the same way when people try to set me up with other Autistic folks- because that does happen. A lot. As if that's the only choice of person I can have is someone on the spectrum. For some reason, people like trying to get two spectrum folks together like we're some kind of pure (tism) bred dogs so we can get to popping out spectrum kids. It's obnoxious.)
Joke doesn’t work without the premise of being set up
I can get behind capitalizing Autism but not capitalizing black
I’m aryan we should breed
@@ninoextendo9680she said she’s autistic, so she probably doesn’t understand the context
@-relentlessxchaos- you want to build some legos together?
I bet if the thumbnail was real he’s be a lot happier
Thanks for making a playlist. Most channels don’t, you know the ones. Also. I am gay
Nebraska defo Nick's fave Bruce album.
His first sentance made me burst out laughing xD I feel you, Nick.
hell yeah dude one day nick and stav will make up like charls and sam did
Did they have a falling out? I haven't listened in a while.
@wesleysullivan8047 Stav left because he had no time to schedule working out and dieting around the podcast. Stav is currently podcasting and about 100 pounds heavier a year later.
The Atlantic City parody 😂
“Not only is it acceptable, im a fucking millionaire” 😂😂😂
Nick got some of that strange fruit
That joke is obscure and brilliant and works on like three different levels. Respect.
@@paulfroelich1024 what is the joke
@@Coconutszz Google Strange Fruit. Extremely disturbing old song. I think Billie Holiday sang it.
@@paulfroelich1024that’s half of it. The other half was a bit about Bill Maher thinking “strange fruit” was slang for black vagina
@@paulfroelich1024nick also made the joke on the podcast before
I am cripplingly depressed (and gay)
I need full lyrics for the "Fuck my Dad" parody song.
Just look up The Wonderer and fill it in with gay every few words
Wait did they try to hook Nick Mullen up with Jordan Jenson? lol
Neighhhhh
@@crackaassedcracka rude
He’s called her ugly on the podcast before. I’m sure they get along like a couple minus the physical contact
@@harmonicproportions6588 XD
@@Garrett1240yeah but jordan probaböy jo to that
I love our stav was doing a completely different song lol
Thumbnail is a little off. Nick wouldn't date a *BOOOOOOOOOP*.
Why am I laughing so hard? 😂😂
@@anonymousperson3963 cuz u ain’t kang
Because he's gay
I think he would, just no boop would ever date him
A woman?
The Finitude of Existence
hear me out, for the adam freidland show they should replace stav with someone with down syndrome. then all you have to do is have them memorize every slur ever. like the entire script of gran tarino. that way instead of stavs laughter filling in the breaks you'd have a steady stream of highly offensive, yet hilarious words. I mean you could do that now but with a cast member with an extra chromosome you'd get away with it. cause like you couldn't cancel one of the five people with downs who's finally acheived their dream of being in the entertainment business that would be fucked up
This made me realize that a stavros halkias show wherein he eats himself to death in between medicore interjections and angry retorts, while someone with downs syndrome did adams job, would probably be a lot funnier and more wholesome and american than boring and submissively jewish.
@@antonioreconquistadorif stav dies does stavbot become public domain
@@AJ0223 ya but so does thousand island stare
Can someone find the wanderer parody. Ive looked everywhere
I think it's just something Nick made up himself and sang around other people prior to this episode.
Dudes rock
Maxo Kream Rocks
2:49 isn't the chick in this story Lindsay Ellis
No fucking way
@@CurlyMcNulty They were definitely going out around that time
@@joelglanton6531 lmao
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An autistic Chinese-Irish man and an empowered black woman would be quite the combo.
Nick is 100% the type of guy who'd date a black chick as a bit.
I’m not a dog to be bread 😂
kevie kev dachicho is a witsec wise guy that his cover is nick.
Ty :)
I’m gay
Ren and Stimpy closeups
0:46
You guys are gay.
By you guys I mean me.
Any extra insight on Dasha's autistic friend? I bet she was cute.
3:58
🫏 🍔
Lmao this ⚫️ lady
6:01 Nick getting pissy