Rose: "And I know the perfect way to fix all of this!" Me: "Is she going to take the ukulele?" Rose: *takes ukulele* Me: *slams hand on the table* "I KNEW IT!"
“A ukulele solo is not the proper responser to years of psychological trauma!” But Disney taught me singing out one’s feelings is the perfect way to understand and solve one’s problems. The mouse lied to me! 😭🤣 Guess Sage operates more under the “singing killed my grandma!” sentiment when it comes to musical numbers 😂
If I had a nickle everytime Rosemary got her ass kicked by one of her friends because she made them angry I would have 2 nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice
SU would definitely try to apologize for diddling kids with an ukulele solo, he thinks a hug is enough to forgive someone for thousands of years of genocide and slavement
@@SpikedKirbyNo-one gives that show enough hate. The only person who gave it what it deserves was too gentle on some disgusting points. That show can go to hell.
@@arbiterskiss6692You're too harsh! It's not perfect but it's consistent and nice. There is a reason it's popular. Maybe you don't like it, but that doesn't mean it's bad
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, it's Rosemary's Apology Tour C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, (Because I need an apology) it's Rosemary's Apology Tour
Almost everyone has stands, Sage has plot convenience spell, Rosemary have plotanium armor and can eat anything, Parsley can forge (almost) anything. Thats pretty great. (i want powerscale video too it will be fun)
Well, it's better then Lela Ponce's apology video. Rosemary at least understands that she did something wrong. But no Rosemary, something wrong is not a food.
@@Tioko One of the shorts; one in which Sage is training with Parnell. This is why the abridged series is so much better. Dave actually sticks to what's been established.
My working theory is that Sage's mother made Rose stupid to punish Lavender because, Rose is her mother's daughter expect less bad and Sage's mom had enough of her. And it backfired tremendeusly on her daughter.
Apologizing with ukulele song is actually what Rosemary would do
The whole ukulele fiasco sounds like something Guardian HQ would have Rosemary do after eating an orphanage or something.
Y'know, Rose has been shown in the past to eat abstract concepts. She could probably just eat the concept of psychological trauma.
True!
She dumb.
The fact that she can but still doesn't justifies the fact that she's toxic.
It doesn't taste good.
Ep.10 spoiler?
Rose: "And I know the perfect way to fix all of this!"
Me: "Is she going to take the ukulele?"
Rose: *takes ukulele*
Me: *slams hand on the table* "I KNEW IT!"
“A ukulele solo is not the proper responser to years of psychological trauma!”
But Disney taught me singing out one’s feelings is the perfect way to understand and solve one’s problems. The mouse lied to me! 😭🤣
Guess Sage operates more under the “singing killed my grandma!” sentiment when it comes to musical numbers 😂
Sage putting the "high" in high guardian spice
Why doesn't she just eat the trauma? We've seen her eat other concepts before
Sage told her to stop. This was when she had her new terrasphere, called up Rose, who thought the disembodied voice she heard was God. She obeyed.
“Kneel before the dark lord bitch” hits so much harder than its has any right to be
Also low key kinda sad how rosemary’s apology was more sincere than Colleen’s
Is a complete lack of accountability for your actions a food?
No.
If I had a nickle everytime Rosemary got her ass kicked by one of her friends because she made them angry I would have 2 nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice
Rosemary's apology is still a lot more sincere than Logan Paul apology
And the ukelele pedo
Facts
Rosemary saying "I was hungry" as an excuse for murder, she sounds like Jeffrey Dahmer for real!
These videos are funnier than the show.
This tecnically a complement, but implication that abridged is even comparable to the original honestly looks kinda disrespectful
Better love story then Twilight.
@@АлексейЮрловский damn das true
1:00 Steven Universe vibe intensifies
SU would definitely try to apologize for diddling kids with an ukulele solo, he thinks a hug is enough to forgive someone for thousands of years of genocide and slavement
@@SpikedKirby Intergalactic Hitler? Yeah you just need to hug it out
@@SpikedKirbyNo-one gives that show enough hate. The only person who gave it what it deserves was too gentle on some disgusting points. That show can go to hell.
@@arbiterskiss6692You're too harsh! It's not perfect but it's consistent and nice. There is a reason it's popular. Maybe you don't like it, but that doesn't mean it's bad
"You're not funny" "You're not quirky" " You suck at singing" "And I want you to leave " These are actually good points
Is Pschological Trauma a food? -Rosemary
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, it's Rosemary's Apology Tour
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, (Because I need an apology) it's Rosemary's Apology Tour
Those three thyme pictures sent me flying for absolutely no reason
Sages cocaine binge is just a drop in the bucket compared to the master wizard Charles Sheen
Is psychological trauma a food?
I can't get enough. Your abridge episodes give me LIFE! Make as many as you can even if you have to edit or use vrchats! 😂❤
Are apology songs a food?
You could have put the yakuza sad song in thyme’s scene
Dame dame me!
ok now i want a powersclae video on the abridge
Almost everyone has stands, Sage has plot convenience spell, Rosemary have plotanium armor and can eat anything, Parsley can forge (almost) anything. Thats pretty great.
(i want powerscale video too it will be fun)
It took me a good second to realize what you were referring to, but when I realized it hit me like a train on fire
Well, it's better then Lela Ponce's apology video. Rosemary at least understands that she did something wrong. But no Rosemary, something wrong is not a food.
im so happy the spell came back
If this actually happened in the show it would be funny as hell.
It IS funny as hell.
Quick if we blow up the entire universe like a infinity amount of times we my final end rose Mary
is comments a food?
Funny she did make things better, for us.
DAMN IT. I MISSED SOME EPISODES. NOOOO
3:14 Megalovania starts playing 😂😂
I had completely forgotten about “One two, buckle my shoe”.
I forgot too, when was it used before?
@@Tioko One of the shorts; one in which Sage is training with Parnell. This is why the abridged series is so much better. Dave actually sticks to what's been established.
The best argument that these characters could have 😂
Asgore in genocide route to Frisk be like 🤣🤣: 1:47
God taste in music
My working theory is that Sage's mother made Rose stupid to punish Lavender because, Rose is her mother's daughter expect less bad and Sage's mom had enough of her.
And it backfired tremendeusly on her daughter.
Oh, is pain a food?
I did not expect Dark Lord Sage that caught me completely off guard
I feel like it's a tad out of character, she would probably eat the concept of pain
Thyme Tho😭🤣🤣
😂
You happy now, Parsley?
Unexpected ending.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
0/10 you should've used default Tiktok text-to-speech voice for the lines 😒
Oh god, the birth of Australia