This is my fault for blindly searching youtube shorts. If you ever see me on this side of youtube again, call my wife and tell her to proceed with the divorce plans.
So many questions: -where's the magic? -why would someone do this? -what's the liquid? -what's keeping her pants from falling to her knees? -why did youtube offer me this video?
Possible answers: - I guess because of the chemical reaction of the liquid - Just Chinese being Chinese - A Chinese home remedy - To have more space for her belly - UA-cam algorithms failing I hope these possible answers are useful to you.
I was fat piece of sh around 115kg, all bad thoughts, negative thinking, sorry for myself, "mentaly ill" you name it and everything was impossible, UNTIL i just decided over night to eat twice a day whatever i want and run 5k no matter how long or short it took.. 1 year later I am 85 kg running half marathons with no breaks and 5k feels like a joke and all mental BS went away. Who would have known... Its sad to see that people would do anything but suffer daily for a hour in order to lose weight and mentaly change.
It's not about losing weight. It's that there are "muskler knots" in your stomach that can become hardened and they are very hard to massage out because thry are so concentrated & also VERY hard & hurts. I have them. And this is an excellent way to loosen them & be able to use your body better. I can feel the muscles of my stomach after doing one trick for my stomach, before I only felt pain or my flab hanging around. Being able to feel your stomach muscles, your core muscles will give you a better posture & you can actually take in your stomach now. Before I only felt pain & couldn't grip with my stomach muscles I used castor oil though for my stomach, rubbing castor oil on my areas where I have pain 👌 It's a miracle oil for everything!!
Was looking around for the red hatted video game man's first game's unused invulnerability theme (I will not speak his name lest I contribute the algorithm thinking this video is related and shares it with more unfortunate souls...) When suddenly, *_"Abracadabra do your worst, I present to thy a flick most cursed!"_*
@@g.y.perelechow3587 I never seen any men doing these methods or drinking specific teas to lose weight, only heard about them by women, mostly that never went to an actual gym, but if you don't like it, that's okay, whatever makes you mad granny.
@@MizrahiChick fletching an arrow is when you add the little feather bits to an arrow. Acorns are the nuts that grow on an oak tree and the tops make little hats for mice
Fletching an arrow is adding the little feather bits on the end of an arrow so it flys straight. And acorns are the seeds of an oak tree but also make good bike helmets for mice
I started off binge watching kitten videos, then UA-cam sent me here on autoplay 😂 Edit: I meant "Binge watching" I hate autocorrect lol "Bungee watching" F******ck
Ah this looks a lot like cupping therapy they use in spa massages. Looks like hot tea is poured into a jar to create suction and placed on the belly to pull blood into that region increasing blood flow to break up fatty deposits and possibly loosen the bowels to make excretions pass smoothly through the intestines. This will relieve inflammation, aid the passage of stubborn belly fat and remove fecal blockages while also speeding up the metabolism to trigger weight loss.
it was at that moment where you realize. *i'm on the wrong side of youtube again* and also you go *don't wanna know what i just watched and don't care*
You all may be wondering why they tried this? To create an explanation, the doctor is naturally tensing her muscles as well as sucking a part of the fat inside the jar. This creates the illusion of fat loss. You can do this at home. Simply lightly hit parts of your stomach and tense where you feel the pain.
It’s legit. It’s an ancient Mesopotamian technique used to cleanse the colon through the belly button via crystals and ultra low frequency garlic waves.
This is a common misconception as garlic waves are (under normal atmospheric and solar conditions) high frequency. Its the oregano waves that are ultra low frequency
Yeah, I have a ventral hernia right there that I'm getting surgery for. I thought the exact same thing you did. Pulling herself apart and bringing her intestines up. Not a good idea.
Mfs will do anything but workout
hahah
Facts
Or diet
Thats why they're always the mfs..
that won't help that bad body. that is genetic.
Oh no, I've gotten to this side of UA-cam again...
Woah@ummeahmad40
LMAO 😂
😂😂😂
Omg exactly what I was thinking😅 WTH 🤣
I was looking up drill bit speeds and ended up here😂
That’s enough internet for a day
😂😂
True lol
😂😂
😂😂
Ikr
Got here searching for some brutal death metal so i guess i deserve it
Same!
I searched for goatmoon so same lmao
Dude it's more brutal than any of your death metal could ever get...
@@user-gd1rb5mm2e true, i dont even know what exactly im seeing. At least with death metal i know what the usual subjects are.
Well, now you have something to look at when rocking out to the music 😂
This is my fault for blindly searching youtube shorts. If you ever see me on this side of youtube again, call my wife and tell her to proceed with the divorce plans.
@ronaldhill7180 hi Ronald's wife please divorce
Oopsss😅
@@Cleeon man
@@Cleeon bsjzkooox
@@Cleeon jdoppdo
This is what I show my kids when they ask how babies are made.
😂😂😂😂😂
Lmfao 🤣
The daddy inserts his shit water tub into the female daddy and he/she carries it for 9 months 🫄
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying rn
Searched up cardboard body armour, found fat people cupping therapy
😂
I searched up fly catcher
Searched up phew-228 mobile game
@@Baldi_youtube99_dev______auttp same but “phen-288 original”
*How to get a herniated umbilical in a matter of seconds.*
Shenanigans in the back of the chinese restaurant.
lmao
Lmfao ☠️
😂😭
🤣🤣🤣
Thats how soy sauce is made
So many questions:
-where's the magic?
-why would someone do this?
-what's the liquid?
-what's keeping her pants from falling to her knees?
-why did youtube offer me this video?
And why wasn't this band .It's dangerous and obscene.After watching I almost went blind? YUCK!
Possible answers:
- I guess because of the chemical reaction of the liquid
- Just Chinese being Chinese
- A Chinese home remedy
- To have more space for her belly
- UA-cam algorithms failing
I hope these possible answers are useful to you.
@@josephdennison4890 banned
Soya sauce
I was fat piece of sh around 115kg, all bad thoughts, negative thinking, sorry for myself, "mentaly ill" you name it and everything was impossible, UNTIL i just decided over night to eat twice a day whatever i want and run 5k no matter how long or short it took.. 1 year later I am 85 kg running half marathons with no breaks and 5k feels like a joke and all mental BS went away. Who would have known... Its sad to see that people would do anything but suffer daily for a hour in order to lose weight and mentaly change.
Running damages your skeleton
@@ignacio4244
What about just walking?
Doesn't get you weight loss. @@ianstuart5660
@@ignacio4244 muh skeleton
@@ignacio4244 more so than being a fat lard?
"Do you have an innie or an outie?"
"I used to have an innie"
People will do everything under the sun except what’s truly needed to be done
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Si ejercitarse para tener más vida y buen estado de ánimo y salud de verdad
Gotta try everything before what's right.. you know
Which is literally do anything under the sun except eat
It's not about losing weight.
It's that there are "muskler knots" in your stomach that can become hardened and they are very hard to massage out because thry are so concentrated & also VERY hard & hurts.
I have them.
And this is an excellent way to loosen them & be able to use your body better.
I can feel the muscles of my stomach after doing one trick for my stomach, before I only felt pain or my flab hanging around.
Being able to feel your stomach muscles, your core muscles will give you a better posture & you can actually take in your stomach now.
Before I only felt pain & couldn't grip with my stomach muscles
I used castor oil though for my stomach, rubbing castor oil on my areas where I have pain 👌 It's a miracle oil for everything!!
That's a good way to get an umbilical hernia. You're intestines pop out through the abdominal muscles.
😬
Your
The text to speech voice in the background 💀
Shes "Why God?" built
lmao! "Why you asking me? Like she doesn't make her own choices..."
I got this as a result from searching "how to waterproof my backpack" and I don't regret this. Lol
Yeah, this is "how to waterproof your backFAT" 😅 so worth it😂
@@leighblake9680underrated comment fa sho😂
I was searching for a lunch bag review 😂
Bodenlos 😭
Theres spray for waterproofing shoes but also textiles
Wtf did I just see.
It's a commercial for getting scammed. People get suckered into paying people to pretend to remove toxins or fat through a lame magic trick.
Cupping therapy
🤣🤣🤣
She said "I'm bricked up."
He said " I got a method. "
@@joshruner1348lmao!
Got here by searching “how long can I keep pickles for?”
I searched how to remove an active bird nest that's a high quality algorithm😂
I was watching car dent pulling videos and this was recommended 😂
😅
Well... There was definitely a dent pulled. 😅
😂 Can’t believe they thought this video was a dent pulling video.
LMFAO
LMFAOO
Oh hell nah how did i get here. The UA-cam backroom
Pork Belly Food 🐽
😂😭
I searched up zen garden asmr… what is this???
Middle aged woman literally doing anything but workout 💀
I searched "stop boots from squeaking".
I searched Germaticus Roblox💀😭
YT is broken and woke as shit, we need a new platform.
Powerman 5000 bombshell
I searched "making clay mushrooms"
I searched "best grinder wheel to use for cutting tile"
The start of the old human in a jar trick
Classic
😂😂😂😂
This is how hernias happen on weak stomach walls...
This is how half and half ice tea is made when you go to the Chinese takeout 😂.
All I wanted was a video show me how to loop the ends of stainless cable...🙁
Welcome to the new UA-cam search. Was looking for the Doom soundtrack.
I just wanted to find a review for a specific gaming chair
I was searching for how to make articulated feathered wings
I searched Chaldean to know about the language. What’s going on with UA-cam? 😂
I was looking for card magic trick 😂
I'm here thanks to watching drywall repairs... Thanks algorithm.
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
I was looking up shower tile repairs 😆
Was looking around for the red hatted video game man's first game's unused invulnerability theme (I will not speak his name lest I contribute the algorithm thinking this video is related and shares it with more unfortunate souls...) When suddenly, *_"Abracadabra do your worst, I present to thy a flick most cursed!"_*
The lego is like GET ME OUT ITS BURNING INSIDE HERE
I was looking for coding. W.T.F.
🤔🤔🤔--->🤯...yeah!
I was looking for 3D printed NAS cases ;_; .
Coding?
if (iq < 80)
{
uploadStupidShiet();
}
@@saradeyo9434 do you think coding is some mastermind thing?
“Can you help me with this big gut?”
“Certainly, let me get my flask of bin juice.”
😂😂
All I looked up was “bathroom renovation in a budget” how the heck did I end up here 😭
I searched for 'Sims 4 mansion baron aspiration' and this is what I got.
Finally, we get to see where Fireball Whisky REALLY comes from...
Correction: Fire"belly" whiskey- lol.
pop corn sutton
NOW THAT IS A COMMENT!
when your soda has that nasty aftertaste...it was made like this😆
You've seen Indian street soda... now check out what the chinese have to offer! 😅😅
Stop, now I want some!
😂😂😂
😅Oh no!..How did I get here?!
I was just on here looking for a way to glue down our pea gravel for our yard!😂
I got here somehow from searching how to pick interior door locks. Wtf.
Yeah that liquid is sus
My first thought was what is the purpose of this in my second thought is what the hell is in The Jug😂
So this is how you get the sandwich out of your belly button
I was searching for "are yoga mats necessary"
Are they?
Kinda crazy reading how everyone's walk of life led them to this video. For me, it was "how to remove aussie shampoo cap"
Oh what the hell. How’d I get here
Would love to hear the man say - now you are cured, now back to work 😂
Eastern medicine abortion.
@@shawndyer8140
OK, now that’s just fowl. Lol
Exercise and a healthy diet are the best cures for losing weight 👍🏻
I got this after searching "hoover dam spillway"
Women be doing anything to lose weight except exercise and eating less 😂
Facts.
Literally no sane person would do this but okay jerald, make it a gendered issue if it helps you cope
Thats a dude. Just got some boobs.
@@g.y.perelechow3587btw, without a man you wouldn't even be here able to type. Cope with that
@@g.y.perelechow3587
I never seen any men doing these methods or drinking specific teas to lose weight, only heard about them by women, mostly that never went to an actual gym,
but if you don't like it, that's okay, whatever makes you mad granny.
This looks like the Homer Simpson version of the Kylie Jenner lip challenge.
🏆 Best comment everrrrrr 🏆
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
YESSS BEST COMMERCIAL
I searched "Fallout 4 how to fix magnetic locks not working" and this appeared.
The thumbnail was telling me a whole different story and now I realise that it isn’t actually what I thought it was
Not sure what this has to do with fletching arrows.
Acorns
what is a fletched arrow or acorn ?
@@MizrahiChick fletching an arrow is when you add the little feather bits to an arrow. Acorns are the nuts that grow on an oak tree and the tops make little hats for mice
Fletching an arrow is adding the little feather bits on the end of an arrow so it flys straight. And acorns are the seeds of an oak tree but also make good bike helmets for mice
I started off binge watching kitten videos, then UA-cam sent me here on autoplay 😂
Edit: I meant "Binge watching" I hate autocorrect lol "Bungee watching" F******ck
Bungee watching? Pls explain
I just searched for wax melts and this came up. Maybe there’s wax in there or something, 😂
lol,funny az 😂😂😂
Wait, so that’s how you wash a kitty? I’m confused too.
@@ninamatthews8747 same here 🤣 I searched for wax melts & then ended up here😅
Achievement unlocked: How did we get here?
while I’m here i might aswell see what else they uploa-
Searched the song Blood Moon by Stim, now I found this shorts 💀💀💀
Where am i? I was just looking at a beer review... Im not thirsty anymore.
Haha I looked up "what to do with smoked pork bones" 🤷♀️
I looked up bagpipe reeds
I was looking up local hookers
Theres no way in hell..I'd be cracking up the whole time your attaching and gyrating my flub😂😂
""Gyrating my flub"
That just sent me.
Thanks xD
I just searched "how to do a small box respirator gas mask from ww1" and I got this :(
Got here searching for “removing tapeworm from man’s body” and I found the vid I was looking for.
Well… that’s enough internet for today! 🤢🤮
Ah this looks a lot like cupping therapy they use in spa massages. Looks like hot tea is poured into a jar to create suction and placed on the belly to pull blood into that region increasing blood flow to break up fatty deposits and possibly loosen the bowels to make excretions pass smoothly through the intestines. This will relieve inflammation, aid the passage of stubborn belly fat and remove fecal blockages while also speeding up the metabolism to trigger weight loss.
Yeah na, doesn’t do shit buddy
It does ombilical hernia 😂
That's what I was thinking 🤔
Ombilical herniated in 3...2.. 1.
@@andrewhuckstepp206Yeah, cause he definitely made all the very specific stuff up for literally no reason.
it was at that moment where you realize. *i'm on the wrong side of youtube again* and also you go *don't wanna know what i just watched and don't care*
I'm never watching any shortform content again.
Yo WTF is goin on.😂😂 the YT algo actin up again
I was looking for soldering tips wtf is this
You all may be wondering why they tried this?
To create an explanation, the doctor is naturally tensing her muscles as well as sucking a part of the fat inside the jar. This creates the illusion of fat loss.
You can do this at home. Simply lightly hit parts of your stomach and tense where you feel the pain.
That’s how they mix the sweet and sour sauce at your local Chinese restaurant 😂
So that's where they get Nutella from lol
Or just put the fork down
I searched for natural remedies for my cat and this was next up in my feed😂
I know a guy who would believe that *this* is the way to go, despite not knowing wtf is even going on.
It’s legit. It’s an ancient Mesopotamian technique used to cleanse the colon through the belly button via crystals and ultra low frequency garlic waves.
This is a common misconception as garlic waves are (under normal atmospheric and solar conditions) high frequency. Its the oregano waves that are ultra low frequency
I can't tell if this is real or sarcasm 😅
@@aleiknesssame!
Same Same 😅
Same and its scaring me.
is this a kind of teletubby thing?
How are dem pants pulled up and down at same damn time? I'm flabbergasted.
I searched how to pick a door knob since I'm locked out of my room
I thought this was a new technique of giving birth. Lol
This is a joke, right?
How to wash your belly button 101
It saddens me that these people have so much voice and vote, dictating the direction of government and society. We are 100% doomed.
It’s not that serious buddy. People been looking for easy solutions since the dawn of time.
This is more of a "WTF!?" rather than a "We're Doomed..."
That's enough internet for today
The magic way to get a hernia
Yeah, I have a ventral hernia right there that I'm getting surgery for.
I thought the exact same thing you did.
Pulling herself apart and bringing her intestines up. Not a good idea.
What is inside the jar?
I searched “putting a fly in a syringe” and this popped up…
Oh wow, I too would love to have a free umbilical hernia!
Ещё жучков. Матрица 😂
Wtf am I watching..
I've discovered the weird side of UA-cam apparently
Amazing! Tell me how this procedure works.
Бля , а теперь бери эту банку и на пробежку ! 😅
The follow up video was from the back….the jar filled very quickly. 😂
Ça suffit UA-cam pour aujourd'hui 😂
Grave
I searched PHEN-228 and got here😂
What is this, and why do people think it works?
What in the world is this and what are the results ?
To pee without pulling down the pants.
@@e.muffin1802lmao
Inducing a hernia for sure...
The resuuuuult
Can't forget the Bev
Nevanevanevaaa
Horrifying people on UA-cam.
What did i atumble apon
The title should be "How to make an innie into an outie"
WHELP, THAT'S ENOUGH INTERNET FOR 895 YEARS!
This is how outies are made
Welp, this definitely isn’t “Soil Erosion” Algorithms FTW.
I imagine this is how kids think babies are born.
Como produzir uma hérnia umbilical !
100% 👍