Demon Kids of Jewish Masturbation | ARI SHAFFIR: JEW

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  • Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
  • Clip from standup comedian Ari Shaffir's new special, JEW! Ari explains his experience with discovering and reading The Zohar, a forbidden text that is the foundation for Kabbalah. Whatever religion you may adhere to, all of them take the same stance when it comes to masturbation-don't do it. And if you do, you better be ready to meet your demon babies.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 108

  • @azsk69
    @azsk69 Рік тому +35

    I've watched your special twice. The first time I've ever watched a stand up back to back. The pussy bucket had me rollin

  • @manuellujan666
    @manuellujan666 Рік тому +26

    I'm addicted to Ari lately goddamn he's on fire 🔥

    • @Qrayon
      @Qrayon 6 місяців тому

      Hey! Don't take the L-rd's name in vain!

  • @jameshunt4611
    @jameshunt4611 Рік тому +30

    This is one of my favourite comedy bits in a long time

  • @Lau3464l
    @Lau3464l Рік тому +10

    Kabbalah is bonkers, I’m obsessed with it. My Brazilian bubbe talked about it nonstop

  • @ETAisNOW
    @ETAisNOW Рік тому +11

    2 million views in less than a week! Let’s go!

    • @garymericano
      @garymericano Місяць тому

      2 million seems like kind of a high number still….

  • @BigKarl519
    @BigKarl519 Рік тому +10

    If I could rate this masterful bit, I'd rate it 1/60th.

    • @David14A
      @David14A 5 місяців тому

      I see what you did there @BigKarl519 I guess I’ll make it 2/60ths..

  • @Zack-jm5px
    @Zack-jm5px 4 місяці тому +1

    Ari, you are seriously one of the greatest!

  • @DEWAGE83
    @DEWAGE83 Рік тому +14

    The whole special is so 🔥🔥🔥

  • @majorphoto
    @majorphoto Рік тому +6

    Incredible, Ari. Top of your game, sir.

  • @bobscousinbob7702
    @bobscousinbob7702 Рік тому +38

    King of the Jews with a top three all-time special.

    • @bobscousinbob7702
      @bobscousinbob7702 Рік тому +5

      Holy shit! The ad to end the clip was for some Shabbat service. hahahahaha

    • @markussivertsen3983
      @markussivertsen3983 Рік тому +1

      He's only jewking bro

    • @afterthought3341
      @afterthought3341 Рік тому

      What are the better specials ? Delirious or Louis CK ?

    • @markussivertsen3983
      @markussivertsen3983 Рік тому

      @JoeBidenSniffsHair No he is a comedian and King of the Jews. So he's "Jewking"

    • @markussivertsen3983
      @markussivertsen3983 Рік тому

      @JoeBidenSniffsHair who they are hating on is not my or your problem. Im not hating so its all good

  • @mokodo_
    @mokodo_ Рік тому +1

    Uploading the full comedy special, and then cutting it up into different parts and uploading them, is a top jew move Ari. Good job.

  • @katiebanks7460
    @katiebanks7460 Рік тому +8

    Loved the special

  • @abdullahalkhatib1416
    @abdullahalkhatib1416 Рік тому +7

    I have to say, it is a very killer special. Loved every minute of it.

  • @andrestein6022
    @andrestein6022 Рік тому +9

    This special was so fucking funny

    • @johnviera3884
      @johnviera3884 Рік тому +1

      I like Ari and I didn’t laugh too much. I thought he was going to step it up but he’s still the same.

    • @michaelpond813
      @michaelpond813 Рік тому +1

      Hes. Great at satire and makes us laugh out ars off.

  • @matthewelliottheinen
    @matthewelliottheinen Рік тому +3

    The story I heard was spilled seed would create spirit kids but dang I never read that.

  • @obi-wanshinobi2353
    @obi-wanshinobi2353 Рік тому +5

    I haven’t been that involved in someone’s special since the first time I watched bill hicks. It was truly spectacular.

  • @rabbithowls71
    @rabbithowls71 Рік тому +4

    Well, “time to make a demon baby” is definitely going into my vernacular from now on.👏🏼👏🏼😆

  • @timmybrowzen
    @timmybrowzen Рік тому +4

    This hour rips hard🔯🕎

  • @cleatusvandamme716
    @cleatusvandamme716 Рік тому +2

    "I WANTED TO LIVE DADDY!! WE ALL WANTED TO LIVE DADDY!!!" lmao

  • @SomeDude_92
    @SomeDude_92 Рік тому +3

    I LOVE that Ari Shaffir is goofing on religion in a new way. This is the ONLY religion I've never heard anybody (except Doug Stanhope) goof on, EVER!

    • @honeypotusername
      @honeypotusername Рік тому

      Yeah you're not allowed to rip on Judaism unless you're Jewish or you just don't care about any kind of mainstream success like Doug.

  • @pareja90210
    @pareja90210 Рік тому +4

    This joke/passage/bible study was awesome

  • @Meatfractals
    @Meatfractals Рік тому

    May be my favorite comedy special ever... That includes C.K. .....Burr..... This was so so so good.

  • @NamitComedy
    @NamitComedy Рік тому +2

    God damn! 🤣🤣🤣 the "Miester" really got me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @swally122
    @swally122 Рік тому +1

    I left for Ecuador the day after the Jew release. After I arrived in the middle of the Amazon a NY Orthodox Jew shows up at the lodge. I figured he was tracing Ari's travel comedy footsteps. But he had no idea who Ari was or what is funny about the Jewish religion. So the convo went downhill from there.

  • @willywonka47
    @willywonka47 Рік тому +3

    This is almost as good as gringo papi

  • @whileistaysecluded
    @whileistaysecluded Рік тому +1

    YES! ive been looking for this ever since I heard Joe talk about it like a decade ago... glad you did a bit on it... terrified me from the day I heard it

  • @JWnFlorida
    @JWnFlorida Рік тому +3

    You rock bro!

  • @inquisitiveyes
    @inquisitiveyes Рік тому +4

    I couldn’t laugh any harder 🤣

  • @kathleenp3135
    @kathleenp3135 Рік тому +2

    Special was 🔥I’m watching it again 😂

  • @leepeers616
    @leepeers616 11 місяців тому

    I thought the jewish had no heaven, they are suppose to return to god and become whole no?

  • @briannanicole5309
    @briannanicole5309 Рік тому +1

    This was my favorite bit from the new special😂 rip big Nate

  • @tiscitatascit
    @tiscitatascit Рік тому +1

    Look how long I made your arm. Lol.

  • @michaellacy1916
    @michaellacy1916 Рік тому +1

    "Jill off" the lady version of Jack off? Noice!

  • @Cashalfstory
    @Cashalfstory Рік тому +1

    Not funny because ... What if it's true? There's enough opposition to verify it might be. So that would be the most unfunny thing ever. I am scared watching it just for the 50 percent fact the Zohar is real

  • @dasSauc3
    @dasSauc3 Рік тому +1

    This is gold LOL

  • @jamesmcclaren9759
    @jamesmcclaren9759 Рік тому +1

    I think he’s talking about a category of succubus…

  • @starfishprime2864
    @starfishprime2864 Рік тому +1

    What the gestation period of these demon pregnancies?

    • @jamesmcclaren9759
      @jamesmcclaren9759 Рік тому +1

      It’s supernatural so not long at all. I imagine its something like when you pour water on a mogwai. Also who’s to say the demon ladies, if they’re tasked and assigned to individuals, has only one egg to fertilize at a time? Could have many on standby… who knows 👀

  • @dflowers6771
    @dflowers6771 Рік тому +5

    wait, Ari is jewish?

    • @joecobb7153
      @joecobb7153 Рік тому +2

      You don't know much about Jews do ya

    • @Slowmotion650
      @Slowmotion650 Рік тому +1

      @@joecobb7153 He's too busy playing minecraft and making demon babies

    • @joecobb7153
      @joecobb7153 Рік тому

      @@Slowmotion650 we've all been their

  • @ronaldokhardewsaw
    @ronaldokhardewsaw Рік тому

    This is a south park episode.. It screams "Randy" storyline

  • @infin8vibrations
    @infin8vibrations Рік тому

    Are all you guys giving love to Ari now the same ones that gave him grief over pissing in a bottle in a hallway?

  • @randallbenjamin8556
    @randallbenjamin8556 Рік тому

    So we’re going to ignore the fact that this sounds….n.m..yup funny asf

  • @yehudamakarov
    @yehudamakarov Рік тому

    Hang on I don’t think the babies are evil they’re just trying to get fixed up

  • @TheCarelessAquarius
    @TheCarelessAquarius Рік тому

    What is this Jew word he keeps talking about? Never heard of it.

  • @AIWFNW
    @AIWFNW Рік тому

    Great bit. Special of the Year

  • @evansweeney9574
    @evansweeney9574 Рік тому

    1 of the craziest best specials out right now...

  • @dragosristici
    @dragosristici Рік тому

    Let's get it to 666 likes, guys!

  • @kyddmachiavelli6229
    @kyddmachiavelli6229 Рік тому

    Kids kids kids kids 😂😂😂😂

  • @leorubio5653
    @leorubio5653 Рік тому

    They Blocked it.?.?

  • @summerbaby21
    @summerbaby21 Рік тому

    Not a mistake this clip is 636 🤔

  • @MyKeDP
    @MyKeDP Рік тому

    911th like

  • @royster7170
    @royster7170 Рік тому

    This is pure gold!

  • @paulblann
    @paulblann Рік тому +1

    Ari, you’re aging like a good bourbon. Good on ya fella.

  • @novalongclaw5215
    @novalongclaw5215 Рік тому

    Top 5 I've ever seen.

  • @marcoswest2797
    @marcoswest2797 Рік тому

    Good one bro 👏

  • @treyhudson73
    @treyhudson73 Рік тому +2

    Man, I don't even know you but I am proud to have watched this develop over the past ten years. mozlecheerslaintetov

  • @CalmDownJack
    @CalmDownJack Рік тому

    LOL scary

  • @michaeljacksin9367
    @michaeljacksin9367 Рік тому +4

    Aris physical humor just cured my anti semitism and im only joking if you want me to be

  • @MrBevoRules
    @MrBevoRules Рік тому +1

    The demon lady part was kinda hot. Just need to forget the rest of it.

  • @joshflaker2756
    @joshflaker2756 Рік тому +1

    This is some real shit.. this is the first time iv heard of this but 10 years ago I took 30g of mushrooms and a demon baby appeared in the middle of my vision then turned into a wall of deformed people all stuck together groaning in pain… it was the worst trip and still haunts me but now I know

    • @slickbelge
      @slickbelge Рік тому

      yup. gotta stop tugging off bro 😂

  • @doyouthinkitsdead
    @doyouthinkitsdead Рік тому

    🆒

  • @TheRagnarokExperiencePodcast
    @TheRagnarokExperiencePodcast Рік тому +1

    Just found this channel and this guy deserves some movies.

  • @ernestrivers3736
    @ernestrivers3736 Рік тому +1

    This wasnt very funny..

  • @michaeljacksin9367
    @michaeljacksin9367 Рік тому +1

    seems legit

  • @mendelspalter282
    @mendelspalter282 25 днів тому

    This man never opened a zohar account in his life. If you want to leave Judaism then leave, it’s fine. But don’t use us to make a living. Become your own man

  • @amiller6545
    @amiller6545 8 місяців тому

    I'm fairly open-minded and thick-skinned, however-Shaffir is not a good man. This is uncool stuff.

  • @pattty847
    @pattty847 Рік тому

    Coincidence a stand up can be this good coming from a Jew?

  • @4trahasis
    @4trahasis Рік тому

    Some say Jews have no place in this world.
    But I tell you, comedians like these do.

  • @thenoticer9054
    @thenoticer9054 Рік тому

    Kanye was right about "them"

    • @slickbelge
      @slickbelge Рік тому +1

      how original 🙄

    • @Jmeez69
      @Jmeez69 Рік тому

      Kanye is a dumb moulinyan lol

  • @AwkwardLoser
    @AwkwardLoser Рік тому +1

    Kanye’s favorite StandUp Special oddly enough only Kyrie’s 3rd

  • @skepticaldopefeind
    @skepticaldopefeind Рік тому

    i guess in the after life men can have babies, so the whole gender arguement starts to fall apart when you die, meet your kids even though there wasn’t an egg for the sperm to fuse with….

    • @fritzstammen4535
      @fritzstammen4535 3 місяці тому

      Did you watch the clip? They have a mother, it's just a demon