Demon Kids of Jewish Masturbation | ARI SHAFFIR: JEW
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- Clip from standup comedian Ari Shaffir's new special, JEW! Ari explains his experience with discovering and reading The Zohar, a forbidden text that is the foundation for Kabbalah. Whatever religion you may adhere to, all of them take the same stance when it comes to masturbation-don't do it. And if you do, you better be ready to meet your demon babies.
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I've watched your special twice. The first time I've ever watched a stand up back to back. The pussy bucket had me rollin
for real dude. _100%_ correct dude
I'm addicted to Ari lately goddamn he's on fire 🔥
Hey! Don't take the L-rd's name in vain!
This is one of my favourite comedy bits in a long time
for sure. totally, totally correct dude
Kabbalah is bonkers, I’m obsessed with it. My Brazilian bubbe talked about it nonstop
2 million views in less than a week! Let’s go!
2 million seems like kind of a high number still….
If I could rate this masterful bit, I'd rate it 1/60th.
I see what you did there @BigKarl519 I guess I’ll make it 2/60ths..
Ari, you are seriously one of the greatest!
The whole special is so 🔥🔥🔥
spot on. 1000% true!!
You mean it's not special?
Incredible, Ari. Top of your game, sir.
King of the Jews with a top three all-time special.
Holy shit! The ad to end the clip was for some Shabbat service. hahahahaha
He's only jewking bro
What are the better specials ? Delirious or Louis CK ?
@JoeBidenSniffsHair No he is a comedian and King of the Jews. So he's "Jewking"
@JoeBidenSniffsHair who they are hating on is not my or your problem. Im not hating so its all good
Uploading the full comedy special, and then cutting it up into different parts and uploading them, is a top jew move Ari. Good job.
Loved the special
I have to say, it is a very killer special. Loved every minute of it.
This special was so fucking funny
I like Ari and I didn’t laugh too much. I thought he was going to step it up but he’s still the same.
Hes. Great at satire and makes us laugh out ars off.
The story I heard was spilled seed would create spirit kids but dang I never read that.
I haven’t been that involved in someone’s special since the first time I watched bill hicks. It was truly spectacular.
Well, “time to make a demon baby” is definitely going into my vernacular from now on.👏🏼👏🏼😆
This hour rips hard🔯🕎
"I WANTED TO LIVE DADDY!! WE ALL WANTED TO LIVE DADDY!!!" lmao
I LOVE that Ari Shaffir is goofing on religion in a new way. This is the ONLY religion I've never heard anybody (except Doug Stanhope) goof on, EVER!
Yeah you're not allowed to rip on Judaism unless you're Jewish or you just don't care about any kind of mainstream success like Doug.
This joke/passage/bible study was awesome
May be my favorite comedy special ever... That includes C.K. .....Burr..... This was so so so good.
God damn! 🤣🤣🤣 the "Miester" really got me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I left for Ecuador the day after the Jew release. After I arrived in the middle of the Amazon a NY Orthodox Jew shows up at the lodge. I figured he was tracing Ari's travel comedy footsteps. But he had no idea who Ari was or what is funny about the Jewish religion. So the convo went downhill from there.
This is almost as good as gringo papi
YES! ive been looking for this ever since I heard Joe talk about it like a decade ago... glad you did a bit on it... terrified me from the day I heard it
You rock bro!
I couldn’t laugh any harder 🤣
indeed. 100% correct man
Special was 🔥I’m watching it again 😂
I thought the jewish had no heaven, they are suppose to return to god and become whole no?
This was my favorite bit from the new special😂 rip big Nate
Look how long I made your arm. Lol.
"Jill off" the lady version of Jack off? Noice!
Not funny because ... What if it's true? There's enough opposition to verify it might be. So that would be the most unfunny thing ever. I am scared watching it just for the 50 percent fact the Zohar is real
This is gold LOL
I think he’s talking about a category of succubus…
Lilith
What the gestation period of these demon pregnancies?
It’s supernatural so not long at all. I imagine its something like when you pour water on a mogwai. Also who’s to say the demon ladies, if they’re tasked and assigned to individuals, has only one egg to fertilize at a time? Could have many on standby… who knows 👀
wait, Ari is jewish?
You don't know much about Jews do ya
@@joecobb7153 He's too busy playing minecraft and making demon babies
@@Slowmotion650 we've all been their
This is a south park episode.. It screams "Randy" storyline
Are all you guys giving love to Ari now the same ones that gave him grief over pissing in a bottle in a hallway?
So we’re going to ignore the fact that this sounds….n.m..yup funny asf
Hang on I don’t think the babies are evil they’re just trying to get fixed up
What is this Jew word he keeps talking about? Never heard of it.
Great bit. Special of the Year
1 of the craziest best specials out right now...
Let's get it to 666 likes, guys!
Kids kids kids kids 😂😂😂😂
They Blocked it.?.?
Not a mistake this clip is 636 🤔
911th like
This is pure gold!
Ari, you’re aging like a good bourbon. Good on ya fella.
Top 5 I've ever seen.
Good one bro 👏
Man, I don't even know you but I am proud to have watched this develop over the past ten years. mozlecheerslaintetov
LOL scary
Aris physical humor just cured my anti semitism and im only joking if you want me to be
The demon lady part was kinda hot. Just need to forget the rest of it.
This is some real shit.. this is the first time iv heard of this but 10 years ago I took 30g of mushrooms and a demon baby appeared in the middle of my vision then turned into a wall of deformed people all stuck together groaning in pain… it was the worst trip and still haunts me but now I know
yup. gotta stop tugging off bro 😂
🆒
Just found this channel and this guy deserves some movies.
This wasnt very funny..
seems legit
This man never opened a zohar account in his life. If you want to leave Judaism then leave, it’s fine. But don’t use us to make a living. Become your own man
I'm fairly open-minded and thick-skinned, however-Shaffir is not a good man. This is uncool stuff.
Coincidence a stand up can be this good coming from a Jew?
Some say Jews have no place in this world.
But I tell you, comedians like these do.
Kanye was right about "them"
how original 🙄
Kanye is a dumb moulinyan lol
Kanye’s favorite StandUp Special oddly enough only Kyrie’s 3rd
i guess in the after life men can have babies, so the whole gender arguement starts to fall apart when you die, meet your kids even though there wasn’t an egg for the sperm to fuse with….
Did you watch the clip? They have a mother, it's just a demon