Wow this aged like fine wine…homeless/tent city problem in Southern California and all major cities in general and the writers and actors strike in Hollywood…
There was a question posed on social media about "Who runs Detroit?" this past year (2018). My response was immediate. "Master Blaster runs "Hockey"Town". (referring to the film "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome"). Thank you for posting. Peace!
I thought you were done making "Pure Michigan" vids, John, but this is thee best!!! Proud of "Detroit Rock City!!" "Don't Stop Believing!" And don't stop making thee vids...
Wow I love this one. A lot of people across this country and a lot of cities and states are hypocrites. Sure I tell the truth sometimes about Detroit but I'm just being objective I'm not crapping on Detroit just to crap on Detroit. and I'm proud that I grew up in Detroit.
Detroit's population peaked in the 50s, and only started a drastic population decline in the 70s and 80s. Coleman Young's policies, while not the sole cause were definitely a factor
The problem with the comparison between Texas and Detroit is that you have 2 very different economic infrastructures. Texas is based on energy and tech, Detroit on manufacturing and the auto industry. The Texas source is very relevant right now, Detroit needs a relevant and sustainable economic infrastructure to rebuild. No bailout will fix that. What the country doesn't see right now is the massive influx of industry happening downtown. Detroit will be fixed, it'll just take time.
The corrupt mayors club in big D. But 1, got his "get out of jail free card." Havin' a rough time, though. Coleman gone & White Boy Rick finally out of jail. Gil Hill certainly wasn't a Beverly Hills cop.
Detroit michigan is about 2 hours from where I live. Not a fan of detroit. People act hard and are just rude.not a big fan of that city. But hey. Everyone has there reasons.
Thanks for this John, it was kind of a hard hit to the chest when you announced the Detroit spoof would be your last, but with this it's a little easier to take the hit. Also fuck that guy that copied your video.
No one is boycotting Disney World. That is the worst thing you can say about Florida? Honestly, Disney is overpriced and there are way more options that are cheaper. Fishing, snorkeling, dolphin boat rides, 🏄, oldest city in the U.S. the nightlife and the springs.
I live in metro-detroit and make fun of detroit all the time. You don't need to be a nazi, watch a parody, or get on the internet to see the city is a joke now... Just take a short drive through.
The Cali part is now realistic, and hilarious
I live in Phoenix. We are NOT laughing at Detroit......we feel your pain......We want it to raise from the ashes!
Coralynn Brown NAFTA was final nail in a Michigan coffin.
1. I see what you did there
2. Trust me, we are fucked
Wow this aged like fine wine…homeless/tent city problem in Southern California and all major cities in general and the writers and actors strike in Hollywood…
Why thank you.
These Pure Michigan Ads have gone from making me laugh at Michigan to making me proud to live in Michigan.
... if you can make it here ...
The California jokes aged like wine
Bless You John for telling it like it is with such a brilliant comeback. Great to see you rally again.
There was a question posed on social media about "Who runs Detroit?" this past year (2018). My response was immediate. "Master Blaster runs "Hockey"Town". (referring to the film "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome"). Thank you for posting. Peace!
This video aged really well
This is worth a handshake and a beer, I can't stop laughing
I thought you were done making "Pure Michigan" vids, John, but this is thee best!!! Proud of "Detroit Rock City!!" "Don't Stop Believing!" And don't stop making thee vids...
That 'laughing back at you' bit at the end cracked me up. Good stuff.
I just found a $20 bill. I'm buying 20 houses in Detroit.
caganb *UPDATE* Its 23.6 "Homes"
😆😆😆😆😆😆
They actually do that in baltimore no joke
What they lack on property value they make up for in City Taxes !
The Democrat way:
No tax too high
No tax too many !
Crazy how you could buy a house for that much. ever since covid it has gone up wayyy more 😅
Metro Detroiter here.... 100% agree. The people are the problem, everything you said is true.
Kerfoot you can not retire from doing this bro!!!
I'm a proud crazy detroiter. ;)
Great Pure Michigan parodies.... Makes me proud that I moved out 30 years ago....
Wow I love this one. A lot of people across this country and a lot of cities and states are hypocrites. Sure I tell the truth sometimes about Detroit but I'm just being objective I'm not crapping on Detroit just to crap on Detroit. and I'm proud that I grew up in Detroit.
Love the Chicago reference lol
Hells to the Yes. #Respect!
Detroit's population peaked in the 50s, and only started a drastic population decline in the 70s and 80s. Coleman Young's policies, while not the sole cause were definitely a factor
I really LOL'd at 1:04. Yep, Detroit sucks but it's ours.
*chip douglas*Lmfao...Detroit may be a dump.
But it's our dump.
I moved from Michigan to California for a job, the only good thing about California is the weather.
You should do a video on Faygo.
A wealth of material there.
"LMAO...you have elevated trains and a few more white people"
I love you! by the way can you make one making fun of Oak Park/Southfield/West Bloomfield? this vid - PERFECT
Fantastic job, makes me proud to be where I'm from :)
At least Detroit isn't spiraling upward anymore, downtown Detroit is just as nice as Chicago
Detroit-we was corrupt b4 it was mainstream & cool
Even if a lot of us didn't own any god damn Krugerrands.
Say it ain't so! I live for your video parodies...
Chicago New York and Los Angeles is next
I dont wanna move from Detroit till I'm like 18 to decide but I love it here.
When are you doing that other peninsula?
Can't make fun of us
Stay away from us we don’t fuck around up here
This aged well.🤣🤣
I wish Detroit could make a comeback
Thank you
'Broke, but not fucking crazy'. Amen!
Pretty dam good John!!!
I thought you were done John!!!! Welcome Back...... For now?
I'I' "LOVE IT"a lot ,nice job
no, reliance on the federal government candy is what got them in this mess
Classic!
Keep up the hilarious satire, John!
:-)
Detroit is my home god bless her
The problem with the comparison between Texas and Detroit is that you have 2 very different economic infrastructures. Texas is based on energy and tech, Detroit on manufacturing and the auto industry. The Texas source is very relevant right now, Detroit needs a relevant and sustainable economic infrastructure to rebuild. No bailout will fix that. What the country doesn't see right now is the massive influx of industry happening downtown. Detroit will be fixed, it'll just take time.
What I loved about Chicago is that he gave a few good reasons why Chicago is actually the best and then said "but it still sucks."
Except for murders, that's pure Chicago.
If there's a boycott of Disney World, nobody has noticed it.
Great Video man...keep it up.
they all want the "D" Bwhahahaha
St. Louis is like Detroit. You learn a lot about corruption in America
The corrupt mayors club in big D. But 1, got his "get out of jail free card." Havin' a rough time, though. Coleman gone & White Boy Rick finally out of jail. Gil Hill certainly wasn't a Beverly Hills cop.
New Orleans, Detroit, yes, all according to plan. On to phase 2.
Detroit michigan is about 2 hours from where I live. Not a fan of detroit. People act hard and are just rude.not a big fan of that city. But hey. Everyone has there reasons.
Thanks for this John, it was kind of a hard hit to the chest when you announced the Detroit spoof would be your last, but with this it's a little easier to take the hit.
Also fuck that guy that copied your video.
Love it john
This video was funny until the Chicago part. I love Chicago! Still, though...keep making these videos please...I miss them...
Silly Chicago pride
Detroit will rise again!
Awesome.
@1:04 did that lady just get shot by an imaginary bullet...turrets syndrome? That shit made the video for me.
don't you just love satire...
No one is boycotting Disney World. That is the worst thing you can say about Florida? Honestly, Disney is overpriced and there are way more options that are cheaper. Fishing, snorkeling, dolphin boat rides, 🏄, oldest city in the U.S. the nightlife and the springs.
Detroit was once a great city. There were jobs for everyone. Now it sucks. If you are jobless in Detroit, you should blame a Democrat.
if i could "thumbs up" your reply to that comment a million times i would haha, great video by the way.
lmao at the california diss
it was hilarious
but detroit doesn't have the work force anymore.. most of the working people that could afford to move out did already
I live in Las Vegas
Downward*
lmao...great one
I live in metro-detroit and make fun of detroit all the time. You don't need to be a nazi, watch a parody, or get on the internet to see the city is a joke now... Just take a short drive through.
not really!
LOL good luck with that
I'm going to report you for your comment
Speaking of porn
If you're one of the cities offended in this video, then fuck off. :-)
Love,
Detroit
Steven Crowder
cute
Haha!!!!
Pure shit! Run from Detroit.....RUN!
+Topspeed325 Bye felicia
Rude!!!!!!!!!!!
some douche.
This guy is funny but his language is ridiculous. Oh the days when swearing was considered rude.
Yep. Really is the worst thing going on in the world today. Bad language.
worst state in the union......illinois
that one was weak dude ...