Miley Cyrus - Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz ALBUM REVIEW

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  • Опубліковано 3 вер 2015
  • Listen: / dooo-it
    Miley Cyrus, the Flaming Lips, Mike Will Made It and more come together for an excruciating 90 minutes of neo-psychedelic pap.
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    FAV TRACKS: KAREN DON'T BE SAD
    LEAST FAV TRACK: WOW, SO HARD TO CHOOSE, UH, ...BANG ME LIKE A BOX SONG?
    MILEY CYRUS - MILEY CYRUS AND HER DEAD PETZ / 2015 / SELF-RELEAED / PSYCH POP, NEO-PSYCHEDELIA, DREAM POP,
    watch the review, bb/10
    Y'all know this is just my opinion, right?

КОМЕНТАРІ • 4,7 тис.

  • @theneedledrop
    @theneedledrop  8 років тому +1247

    WHY THEY PUT THE DICK IN THE PUSSY????????????????

  • @IOxyrinchus
    @IOxyrinchus 4 роки тому +2407

    “I do like some *H A R D R A U N C H Y S E X* “
    - Wangthony Bangtano

  • @hubblebublumbubwub5215
    @hubblebublumbubwub5215 8 років тому +4887

    This review is a classic. Decent to strong 10/10.

    • @beegyoshi5073
      @beegyoshi5073 7 років тому +6

      Hey

    • @mpmqbi
      @mpmqbi 7 років тому +74

      This comment is good. A strong 7/10.

    • @hubblebublumbubwub5215
      @hubblebublumbubwub5215 7 років тому +8

      first name last name
      Hey

    • @FinalSentinel
      @FinalSentinel 7 років тому +67

      This meme is solid. Light to strong 8/10.

    • @alohahola29
      @alohahola29 7 років тому +2

      Wulbulbul Lubbubwublub it makes me so uncomfortable. Like makes me a lil nauseous

  • @theneedledrop
    @theneedledrop  8 років тому +2785

    WHY THEY PUT THE DICK IN THE PUSSY??

    • @WolfShi3ld
      @WolfShi3ld 8 років тому +1

      +theneedledrop c

    • @drewdennen3411
      @drewdennen3411 8 років тому +3

      +theneedledrop
      why do you still do the dorky guy mustache sweater character? you can act better than that and do a funnier more realistic character. i get what you're doing with the character.just do it better

    • @GraveArchitect94
      @GraveArchitect94 8 років тому +8

      +theneedledrop
      annie r u ok?

    • @foramejora
      @foramejora 8 років тому +1

      lol nice one dude

    • @gramsci1094
      @gramsci1094 8 років тому +3

      +theneedledrop Untill I finished watching the review I assumed you had been hacked haha! great review as always thanks!

  • @MajoraWaffle
    @MajoraWaffle 6 років тому +5135

    2 years ago, the biggest roast in the history of the music industry happened

    • @Thicc_Cheese_Dip
      @Thicc_Cheese_Dip 6 років тому +95

      I'd toast to that statement.

    • @liamsmith2766
      @liamsmith2766 6 років тому +164

      Naw it’s definitely the revival album now

    • @liamsmith2766
      @liamsmith2766 6 років тому +18

      Nevermind

    • @s.bodeker1964
      @s.bodeker1964 6 років тому +7

      SHOBALEADER ONE

    • @Omenshaper
      @Omenshaper 6 років тому +83

      I think this might be one of the first examples of a public execution on this channel.

  • @rahulr5825
    @rahulr5825 7 років тому +3720

    I genuinely find myself watching this video atleast once a week at minimum

    • @jeroenverbeeck7925
      @jeroenverbeeck7925 7 років тому +145

      i have that with the corey feldman review, that video is just too funny

    • @MrScott-go6
      @MrScott-go6 6 років тому +5

      Why.........

    • @mister_bacon
      @mister_bacon 6 років тому +29

      "Why did they put the dick in the pussy?" lol

    • @thingsprings5493
      @thingsprings5493 6 років тому +8

      It’s worth it just for the first 12 seconds

    • @deanneb6925
      @deanneb6925 6 років тому +26

      The way he expresses his disdain is honestly so entertaining in this video

  • @theneedledrop
    @theneedledrop  8 років тому +1118

    WHY THEY PUT THE DICK IN THE PUSSY????????

    • @WolfShi3ld
      @WolfShi3ld 8 років тому

      +theneedledrop u

    • @reluctant_engineer
      @reluctant_engineer 8 років тому +5

      +theneedledrop I DON'T KNOW MAN!!!!!!!!!

    • @richr0ll
      @richr0ll 8 років тому

      Pls like rodeo. Please

    • @iseeundeadpeople9
      @iseeundeadpeople9 8 років тому

      +theneedledrop Quit spamming that!

    • @jeffcena9897
      @jeffcena9897 8 років тому +4

      +iseeundeadpeople9 he's channel and he's video ;)

  • @xisumavoid
    @xisumavoid 8 років тому +3329

    I love listening to Shakespeare but his first record was overrated.

    • @KaspuKasper
      @KaspuKasper 8 років тому +86

      +xisumavoid this is the least amount of sense you have made in quite some time

    • @DihStyle69
      @DihStyle69 8 років тому +92

      +xisumavoid u gotta listen to the new sherlock homie mixtape bruh, shits real

    • @KTiny
      @KTiny 8 років тому +33

      +DihStyle69 bruh chill, mozart stay slayin that fool

    • @basedjebkush2760
      @basedjebkush2760 8 років тому +64

      +The Real Black Shady people sleeping on Edgar Allen Poe smh

    • @DihStyle69
      @DihStyle69 8 років тому +16

      President Jeb Bush but nothing beats the new calassic tho

  • @lerrygindgren2076
    @lerrygindgren2076 5 років тому +2638

    upon my fifth viewing, these are the best lines
    7:35 "but each track on here does manage to, i guess, be terrible in its own unique way"
    8:43 hard, raunchy sex
    10:50 "miley is making music that's authentically her...every second you spend with it is one little regret"
    11:15
    11:48
    12:25
    13:05 "'why dey put da dick in da pussy"...fuck you"
    13:51 "wHat DoeS iT mEAn"
    14:29-15:31

  • @FreshHeat
    @FreshHeat 7 років тому +2743

    My favorite reviews are of the really bad albums lmao

    • @Thicc_Cheese_Dip
      @Thicc_Cheese_Dip 6 років тому +83

      Same. Need to find time to watch the one for Angelic 2 The Core.

    • @mistermood4164
      @mistermood4164 6 років тому +62

      kid cudi: speeding bullet to heaven is the best review.

    • @spamsingles5948
      @spamsingles5948 5 років тому +12

      The Limp Bizkit album is his best review

    • @youknowhuwitis
      @youknowhuwitis 4 роки тому +40

      His comment on the Greta Van Fleet review where he said: 'My biggest annoyance with this album is that conceptually, it spits in the face of artistic evolution'
      Hands down my favourite moment in the Needledrop

    • @bozhidarstefanov5078
      @bozhidarstefanov5078 4 роки тому +10

      This is not a bad album, stfu

  • @emilyland16
    @emilyland16 8 років тому +5508

    "I mean, it's really hard to be this boring for 90 minutes. You know, you figure you could do something interesting accidentally at one point." LOL! This is all that needed to be said about this album.

  • @LtxClan
    @LtxClan 8 років тому +5632

    You smoke pot.... so does everyone else, no-one cares - cracked me up so much

  • @jaykparikh37
    @jaykparikh37 7 років тому +503

    good guy antonio, throws trash songs in the recycling

  • @CGoody564
    @CGoody564 7 років тому +711

    Vulgarthony Sextano? Hugethony Cocktano?
    Bigthony Dicktano?

  • @hectortrejo4118
    @hectortrejo4118 8 років тому +468

    "Miley Cyrus made me hate vaginas" - Anthony fantano

    • @jimmynunez2584
      @jimmynunez2584 8 років тому +9

      Miley made me straight.

    • @TheBandFake
      @TheBandFake 8 років тому +6

      +Hector Trejo He says that, but he's lying because when he reviewed a vagina he gave it a 10.

    • @robbie9459
      @robbie9459 8 років тому

      So he's gay? I knew it.

    • @steamjunky5894
      @steamjunky5894 8 років тому +1

      +Hector Trejo PATRIARCHY

    • @desiraerubio6091
      @desiraerubio6091 8 років тому

      +Hector Trejo HAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @FrankJavCee
    @FrankJavCee 8 років тому +3535

    Honestly this album sounds like music I'd make when I was really high as a joke and press don't save when I closed FL STUDIOS.

    • @HardcoreTentacleRape
      @HardcoreTentacleRape 8 років тому +141

      We need a lost archive of these songs! btw love your videos bby

    • @FrankJavCee
      @FrankJavCee 8 років тому +163

      HardcoreTentacleRape i like ur videos 2

    • @theneedledrop
      @theneedledrop  8 років тому +592

      +FrankJavCee HAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @laethe4100
      @laethe4100 8 років тому +21

      ah, so you DO smoke weed!

    • @user-kl3bb5rj7r
      @user-kl3bb5rj7r 6 років тому +2

      FrankJavCee hem Ableton fan boys piss (like me)

  • @somebraveapollo8211
    @somebraveapollo8211 4 роки тому +706

    When the Beatles smoked pot, they made 'Rubber Soul'.
    When Miley smoked pot, she made this.

    • @faro8784
      @faro8784 3 роки тому +1

      Seth Belfort unless you’re the beatles

    • @randrexar5263
      @randrexar5263 3 роки тому +22

      and she outsold the beanols

    • @weirdboo
      @weirdboo 3 роки тому +60

      Just shows that drugs can only enhance talent that’s already there lmao, they can’t turn you into a superstar

    • @kevanathra8741
      @kevanathra8741 3 роки тому +26

      @loveutill theendoftimes lmaooooooo

    • @shirashirashirashirashir
      @shirashirashirashirashir 2 роки тому +9

      @loveutill theendoftimes where the good shit at

  • @haustreviance
    @haustreviance 8 років тому +546

    "The piano ballad "Pablo the Blowfish", which i appreciate because it's a fuckin' vegan song, that's pretty cool, vegan song, not bad..However, the lyrics here are awful as well"

  • @Matthewplaysguitarr
    @Matthewplaysguitarr 8 років тому +3026

    3:45-4:00 bars s

  • @hainesbros555
    @hainesbros555 8 років тому +702

    "When this album isn't grossing me out or offending my tastes," Lol. Anthony, you are fucking savage.

    • @allmightypixel9770
      @allmightypixel9770 8 років тому +8

      long quite. .................fuck it a strong one

    • @themagicjuand
      @themagicjuand 8 років тому +6

      Lmao I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

    • @taurusloverboy
      @taurusloverboy 2 місяці тому

      you’re a loser

  • @nailsarecruel
    @nailsarecruel 8 років тому +659

    It takes a high amount of skill to do a nigh 17 minute review on a matter containing such little merit, and not turn the review into an immature expletive riddled rant.
    Bravo. Loved every minute of it (the review, i mean).

    • @rashotcake6945
      @rashotcake6945 8 років тому +44

      He did say that each song managed to be terrible in its own way so the terribleness of this album can't be summed up quickly

  • @umbroog7342
    @umbroog7342 8 років тому +1968

    She's not edgy. She's just annoying.

    • @rashotcake6945
      @rashotcake6945 7 років тому +183

      She just thinks she's edgy

    • @Huedtunes
      @Huedtunes 7 років тому +31

      im feeeling a light 5 to a strong 6 edges per minute

    • @hubblebublumbubwub5215
      @hubblebublumbubwub5215 7 років тому +92

      Do people exist that say edgy in a positive way?

    • @briancha7741
      @briancha7741 7 років тому +55

      edgy is annoying

    • @DaHatBat
      @DaHatBat 7 років тому +31

      no its not a positive thing. its used for people who think they are going against the system by using vulgar lyrics or imagery

  • @robscallon
    @robscallon 8 років тому +1845

    Maybe I'm being a bit of a conspiracy theorist here, but I wonder if reviews like this were intended when crafting this record.

    • @benhort5559
      @benhort5559 8 років тому +213

      +Rob Scallon Don't let the government see this

    • @aaronmoe8675
      @aaronmoe8675 8 років тому +10

      +Rob Scallon Therein lies the art.

    • @grosallug
      @grosallug 8 років тому +21

      +Rob Scallon Yeah, I think so. She is clearly going for the shock/rejection.

    • @tabryis
      @tabryis 8 років тому +5

      calm down edge lord

    • @LightningMcQueenYT
      @LightningMcQueenYT 8 років тому +6

      ROB!

  • @SynthieFlowers
    @SynthieFlowers 8 років тому +389

    Im not even kidding. Cal chuchestas mixtape was literally better than this album.

    • @MesmerGW2
      @MesmerGW2 8 років тому +128

      never compare a god with a pleb.

    • @brettgallant4231
      @brettgallant4231 8 років тому +14

      +MesmerGW2 Whats a king to a pleb?

    • @elpinchepeach86
      @elpinchepeach86 8 років тому +1

      totally fuckin agree!!!!

    • @ymbertbonaventuredickens8878
      @ymbertbonaventuredickens8878 8 років тому +5

      cal's mixtape is seriously pretty good ;)

    • @SynthieFlowers
      @SynthieFlowers 8 років тому +14

      In love with the co co
      I like to drink it so slow.
      I can't get these lyrics out of my head.

  • @matiasflores9043
    @matiasflores9043 7 років тому +432

    WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?

    • @Thicc_Cheese_Dip
      @Thicc_Cheese_Dip 4 роки тому +32

      W h Y t H e Y p U t T h E d I c K i N t H e P u S s Y ! ? !

    • @aidan9004
      @aidan9004 4 роки тому +7

      AAAAaAaaaAAaaaaaA

  • @avacx
    @avacx 8 років тому +451

    I didn't actually think that this album was real when I first heard about it

  • @redcoresuperstar
    @redcoresuperstar 8 років тому +1007

    "When this album isn't grossing me out or offending my tastes, it's boring" - spot on.

  • @UntitledKirk
    @UntitledKirk 8 років тому +1161

    13:05 you came back for this.

  • @alexleslie2898
    @alexleslie2898 7 років тому +642

    I stand by this review as his funniest. "'I'm so drunk'... we know"

  • @magnumpineapple277
    @magnumpineapple277 8 років тому +841

    13:05-3:14 Was probably the most hilarious moment in Fantano history.
    Especially at 13:13, where my entire body exploded with laughter.

  • @Fr33climb
    @Fr33climb 8 років тому +1317

    I had to listen to this review tabbed out on another page. If I stare at that cover art longer than 10 seconds I'm gonna throw up.

    • @atticatticus2877
      @atticatticus2877 8 років тому +17

      +Kevin McCallister Same thing too.

    • @sonny125
      @sonny125 8 років тому +25

      +Young Father nice profile pic

    • @sketchedification
      @sketchedification 8 років тому +1

      +Kevin McCallister ugh tell me bout

    • @michaelvein6
      @michaelvein6 8 років тому +8

      I couldn't agree more; I was disturbed by all the pollution on her face. Lol

    • @lcslndmt
      @lcslndmt 8 років тому +4

      +Kevin McCallister You think the album cover is disgusting? Wait til you see the music video for Dooo it.

  • @crowcade
    @crowcade 8 років тому +1995

    NO ANTHONY, NO
    DON'T DO IT
    DON'T POP A MILEY, DON'T POP A MILEY ANTHONY
    YOU DON'T GOTTA DO IT
    YOU DON'T GOTTA DO IT!!!!!!
    Justhony Stoptano here.

    • @santasangre996
      @santasangre996 6 років тому +107

      Haha that's a line from the video, great!!

    • @thingsprings5493
      @thingsprings5493 6 років тому +3

      crowcade
      Best part of the video

    • @a.j8307
      @a.j8307 5 років тому +90

      Sometimes quoting a funny segment from a video and converting it into text with the correct punctuation, onomontopea and bold/italics text does take some skill. There is comedic merit to it And after watching a video, scrolling down and seeing your favorite lines in text can be a lot of fun. Why do you care if people quote from videos? Does it negatively impact your life?
      I frequent the Simpsons subreddit, and the entire content of the board is people positing classic quotes. And I laugh my ass off routinely.
      Stop quoteshaming people.

    • @gumquamare8461
      @gumquamare8461 5 років тому +13

      Lil' Spew shutup

    • @pedlar6839
      @pedlar6839 4 роки тому +2

      @@a.j8307 DAMN

  • @BoboBen35
    @BoboBen35 7 років тому +776

    Funniest Fantano review

    • @ohhellfire2728
      @ohhellfire2728 7 років тому +10

      Godspeed You! Based Memer

    • @BoboBen35
      @BoboBen35 7 років тому

      ***** Oh shit, I love your channel dude. Do you listen to Godspeed?

    • @SoHelpMeREACT
      @SoHelpMeREACT 7 років тому +40

      watch his speedin bullet to heaven review lol

    • @Jay-qm8cx
      @Jay-qm8cx 7 років тому

      Mathias Banggaard Jensen

    • @LucasMartins-dy6no
      @LucasMartins-dy6no 7 років тому +32

      now angelic to the core takes the cake

  • @dvkprod
    @dvkprod 7 років тому +1106

    The cover art is revolting, and I'm into some sick shit.

    • @dooplon5083
      @dooplon5083 7 років тому +9

      Well it seems your joke failed

    • @dooplon5083
      @dooplon5083 7 років тому +10

      Alfonso Parrado​​
      "This cover art is revolting"
      Pretty sure it did.

    • @dooplon5083
      @dooplon5083 7 років тому +1

      Alfonso Parrado I'm aware.

    • @CephBacon
      @CephBacon 7 років тому +66

      not that bad. Looks like a wild berry poptart

    • @jadewarrior6665
      @jadewarrior6665 7 років тому +159

      It looks like a unicorn jizzed in her mouth

  • @likeasauceboss1
    @likeasauceboss1 8 років тому +557

    10/10 REVIEW IT AGAIN
    10/10 REVIEW IT AGAIN
    10/10 REVIEW IT AGAIN

  • @radioactiveeggs1184
    @radioactiveeggs1184 8 років тому +598

    "It's like bleach and ammonia. You just don't want to breathe it because death is imminent." Lol, best part.

  • @singami465
    @singami465 7 років тому +329

    Go to 13:50 and turn on automatic subtitles.
    BLACK GUYS IN BED BABE
    YEAH RIGHT INTO ME YEAH
    QUACK QUACK QUACK PACK THAT BAG

    • @mirbeaugaming
      @mirbeaugaming 7 років тому +44

      Far far superior to the real lyrics

    • @levioficeland1425
      @levioficeland1425 7 років тому +3

      Yagi LMFAOOOO

    • @muizazlan4826
      @muizazlan4826 7 років тому +2

      😂

    • @XenRiddle
      @XenRiddle 7 років тому +8

      The best part is seeing the auto-generated subtitles being relatively on the level up until that point.

    • @hexsun6107
      @hexsun6107 7 років тому +66

      Sounds like Death Grips lyrics

  • @mowlowl
    @mowlowl 8 років тому +189

    Didn't realize until now that the artist and album text at the beginning was sideways. I honestly thought it was Chinese before that.

    • @dooplon5083
      @dooplon5083 7 років тому +1

      Someehat the same, except for me I was thinking Japanese even though I knew it had to be English somehow.

    • @pseudoriginal3839
      @pseudoriginal3839 7 років тому +28

      I thought it was Korean.

    • @visionrecordings5178
      @visionrecordings5178 7 років тому +21

      you three are idiots

    • @Jacksonrox13
      @Jacksonrox13 4 роки тому +5

      Looks more Korean to me...

  • @PFrenchi
    @PFrenchi 8 років тому +950

    F-ck It A strong 1 omg I'm dead

    • @frankwave776
      @frankwave776 8 років тому +47

      stands and leaves lol

    • @event201plandemicyoutubese2
      @event201plandemicyoutubese2 8 років тому +49

      +Paris Calahan I was feeling a light 2 to be honest

    • @cimv
      @cimv 8 років тому +23

      +Reptilian Monk light 1

    • @francaisaltice5680
      @francaisaltice5680 8 років тому +6

      +Paris Calahan he is wasting a lot time reviewing this shit

    • @KiranKumar-bs3re
      @KiranKumar-bs3re 7 років тому +6

      8:59 if you turn up the volume you can hear a slam noise in the background

  • @ARTV-
    @ARTV- 8 років тому +650

    Perhaps the best review I've watched all year long.

  • @irjohnston35
    @irjohnston35 7 років тому +88

    "And then the song im so drunk.. We know"

  • @s0lid_sno0ks
    @s0lid_sno0ks 7 років тому +119

    16+ minute review of a Miley Cyrus album. This is why I sub to you.

    • @shanarusuran8715
      @shanarusuran8715 7 років тому +1

      Adam Smasher hmnnghh, 39 seconds.. Those made the difference ;P

  • @deathconceal1
    @deathconceal1 8 років тому +471

    Did a clown bust on her face?
    Did a unicorn throw up on her?
    Did Elmo wipe his ass with her face?
    TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT! SAME BAT TIME, SAME BAT CHANNEL!!!
    YOUFUCKINDIDITMILEYILLNEVERBEABLETOJIZZONAGIRLSFACEEVERAGAIN

  • @michaeldigennaro5755
    @michaeldigennaro5755 8 років тому +297

    two 1/10s in one year anthony confirmed SAVAGE

    • @OnlineAldo
      @OnlineAldo 8 років тому +5

      whats the other one again?

    • @sockburnout
      @sockburnout 8 років тому +11

      +Aldo Maggot dance Gavin dance

    • @cmays209
      @cmays209 8 років тому +2

      :(

    • @riley6801
      @riley6801 8 років тому +13

      Three if you count stuff like "Strong 1 to a light 2."

    • @MarcBahbahani
      @MarcBahbahani 8 років тому +29

      Does No/No count?

  • @KindaGrump
    @KindaGrump 8 років тому +334

    this got a higher rating than SB2H. let that sink in.

    • @MrLorddarktoothx
      @MrLorddarktoothx 8 років тому +117

      who does that say more about? cudi, cyrus, or fantano???

    • @xSilent
      @xSilent 7 років тому +2

      and dark sky paradise.. i think

    • @kyddopeness
      @kyddopeness 7 років тому +4

      +xSilent nah DSP got a 3

    • @nbravender1716
      @nbravender1716 7 років тому +9

      Cause that album sucked lol

    • @11LuStar
      @11LuStar 7 років тому +28

      +kyddopeness no dark sky paradise got a strong NO

  • @Rocket_VT
    @Rocket_VT 7 років тому +340

    when you showed the title of the album, i thought it was in korean....

  • @NicoBleackley
    @NicoBleackley 8 років тому +242

    Smokethony Pot-tano confirmed 5:23

    • @NicoBleackley
      @NicoBleackley 8 років тому +135

      +Nico B Oh god Sexthony Addictano confirmed 8:59

    • @foolishswami3186
      @foolishswami3186 8 років тому +31

      +Nico B We learned a lot about Easethony Tomanipluatenametanno today.

    • @johngleason1776
      @johngleason1776 8 років тому +1

      +Nico B I'm sure he's glad this vid has 420 thousand views right now

  • @thelankytank
    @thelankytank 8 років тому +625

    that album cover is disgusting

    • @thelankytank
      @thelankytank 8 років тому +15

      just scrolled down, i guess I wasn't the first person who thought that lol

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 8 років тому +31

      +thelankytank I thought the same myself, actually. Then I saw the music video for *WHY THEY PUT THE DICK IN THE PUSSY?!?*

    • @robbie9459
      @robbie9459 8 років тому

      +Crazy Luigi lmao that's not the name of the song

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 8 років тому +2

      Rob I know, but I'm just saying...

    • @JonasTheBonas
      @JonasTheBonas 8 років тому +1

      +thelankytank Would rather stare on a cover from some Grindcore bands...

  • @IronRevolution
    @IronRevolution 7 років тому +148

    Can't believe it's more than one year from when you posted this review. What a classic.

  • @Aphelion819
    @Aphelion819 6 років тому +56

    8:10
    I do not know why, but the way Anthony says "some REALLY awful lyrics" in that matter-of-fact tone just makes me bust out laughing.

  • @ColynKirkland
    @ColynKirkland 8 років тому +374

    Miley is so afraid of fading into obscurity till the point where she will say and do pretty much ANYTHING and EVERYTHING to fuel even a hint of relevancy, regardless of whether it results in positive or negative outcomes.
    Miley may just be the most insecure person in all of Hollywood. And THAT! Is saying something.

    • @xang5425
      @xang5425 8 років тому +29

      That was harsh but true.

    • @warslayer1981
      @warslayer1981 8 років тому +1

      You have hit the nail directly on the head

    • @CDRIIVE
      @CDRIIVE 8 років тому +2

      well honestly its working... shes more relevant now than any of us in this comment section will EVER be.

    • @mariahalis4230
      @mariahalis4230 8 років тому +8

      +Colyn Kirkland Lol tf? she could easily dye her hair, or put on extensions bring her long hair back + her 2013 style, release mainstream music made by the biggest producers, and collaborate with popular artists.. Bam she's gonna get even more attention than she's having and most of it will be positive and sportive
      (since most people love what is seen as normal, hot, and beautiful) but she choose to do this even though she knows not many people will like it.. and she did it anyways
      fucktards these days lmfao

    • @mariahalis4230
      @mariahalis4230 8 років тому +1

      *****
      (You're even referencing 2013) I meant the way she's dressing..AND NOW back to what you didn't understand. This album is not mainstream as in it's not something Miley's fanbase or people are familiar with, we don't fucking expect this kinda sound from her album since she was always pop/country, and I personally dislike it it's not my type of music nor the majority of her fans, most of the fans think Wayne is a shithead and this "hippie" phase is stupid.
      Up until you're at Beyonce's level this is a risk, if it wasn't free it wouldn't do much on the charts, singers like Bey can take the risk and know it will have success because they're at that level of being able to change sounds without flopping.

  • @moonflow5133
    @moonflow5133 8 років тому +271

    This review is the most brutal I've seen Fantano do. I love it!

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 8 років тому +27

      +✨MOONFLOW - RPG Remixes ✨ Then you haven't seen his review on Kid Cudi's Speeding Bullet To Heaven, huh?

    • @SirGamerismify
      @SirGamerismify 8 років тому +2

      "NO, NO, NUH-UH, NO!" - Kidthony Cudtano -2016

    • @SirGamerismify
      @SirGamerismify 8 років тому

      2015 aorry

    • @EclecticoIconoclasta
      @EclecticoIconoclasta 8 років тому +1

      +✨MOONFLOW - RPG Remixes ✨ His reviews of Lana del Rey are also cruel and hilarious

    • @MagnusVonGrapple
      @MagnusVonGrapple 7 років тому +4

      MBDTF. Never forget

  • @arlofleenor1838
    @arlofleenor1838 2 роки тому +75

    This is honestly melons funniest review. The part where he was talking about being a sexless husk had me dying.

    • @mattiaserra1179
      @mattiaserra1179 2 роки тому +7

      The part just before that where he goes all excited "I like some raunchy sex, I really do" and then returns to the usual deadpan face right away kills me

  • @gentlemanscarecrow5987
    @gentlemanscarecrow5987 5 років тому +71

    I had a dream that you and I went to a store that was like combination of Best Buy and Ikea, and you were trying to make an order, so you sat at one of their computers. You attempted to enter your password, but you couldn't remember it so you asked a store associate and they gave you a complex algebraic equation that you had to use in order to figure out your temporary password. Then, when you finally had that sorted out, you placed an order for $20,000 worth of a particular phone model. I think your plan was to resell them, but it wouldn't let you add more than 3 at a time to your cart, which would have taken forever since you were trying to order 50 phones. So you gave up and started playing cards with some random kids on the floor.
    WHAT DOES IT MEAN, WHAT DOES IT MEAN, WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEAAAAAN?!

  • @thomasjames1235
    @thomasjames1235 8 років тому +146

    I liked her Backyard Session when she sang Jolene. I will probably like her music when she burns out and goes to more country rock type singing about how she burned herself out.

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 8 років тому

      +Thomas James One of her favorite singers is Beth Hart. Beth Hart was doing pretty good for herself until her 2004 bi-polar plus drug induced breakdown in 2004 and she has been on the rebound ever since. Beth's latest album dropped in April and ranked 27th in world sales. Beth Hart is a multi-genre artist crossing Tina Turner with Nina Simone. Miley could always go there for a more mature sound.

    • @InAnotherLife90
      @InAnotherLife90 8 років тому

      To be honest her cover of Babe I'm Gonna Leave You sold me, on her singing skills at least

    • @GrantH
      @GrantH 8 років тому +3

      Lol true. Same thing is gonna happen with Taylor Swift. Once they reach their late 30s (if they're still making music by that point) they'll probably actually go back to country music.

    • @hannah4087
      @hannah4087 2 роки тому +30

      This comment aged very well my friend

    • @hhyperballad
      @hhyperballad 2 роки тому +14

      @@GrantH this comment and the comment you replied to aged so well.

  • @vikipoyta
    @vikipoyta 8 років тому +499

    listened to the whole thing. definitely bad. strangely mesmerizing. made me feel weird...

    • @DewMan001
      @DewMan001 8 років тому +183

      +vikipoyta Like a car accident?

    • @vikipoyta
      @vikipoyta 8 років тому +116

      DewMan001 yup

    • @juliekrocova
      @juliekrocova 7 років тому

      definitely good

    • @IDrawPokemons
      @IDrawPokemons 6 років тому +12

      I actually really like it.

    • @manicabawse2867
      @manicabawse2867 3 роки тому +1

      @@IDrawPokemons its the only miley I love

  • @RinsaVuIIer
    @RinsaVuIIer 5 років тому +33

    The album cover is so bad I had to open a Notepad window and type in "THIS IS ALBUM ART" and cover it up with that window.

  • @Henryduckfan63
    @Henryduckfan63 7 років тому +121

    She's very edgy in the sense that she tries way too hard to be provocative but is really just very obnoxious.

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 3 роки тому +1

      She's not edgy, she's *E E E E E E D G Y Y Y Y* . Big difference.

  • @daniiel
    @daniiel 8 років тому +206

    STRONG 1 AHAHAHA. that album was pure garbage

  • @simong567
    @simong567 8 років тому +105

    WHY THEY PUT THE BREAD IN THE TOASTER??????????????

  • @darthharry949
    @darthharry949 3 роки тому +66

    Are we gonna talk about how that album cover looks like a jelly donut came all over her face?

  • @lowkeyben9386
    @lowkeyben9386 8 років тому +375

    I literally feel like vomiting just having to visualize that disgusting album cover

    • @YaBoiKeith
      @YaBoiKeith 8 років тому +14

      +The Avid Gamer I just watched it. I almost fucking vomited.

    • @YaBoiKeith
      @YaBoiKeith 8 років тому +19

      I was curious. A curious fool!

    • @Thicc_Cheese_Dip
      @Thicc_Cheese_Dip 4 роки тому +15

      @@theavidgamer6213 What's even worse about that video is that the comments are turned off on it. That's like beating a mute child because they can't call for help.

    • @RobotPilots
      @RobotPilots 3 роки тому +1

      @Angel Starbath That sounds disgusting

  • @diplomat2623
    @diplomat2623 8 років тому +63

    Once he started mocking Miley's singing I lost it with laughter! He trashed this album in an honest and intellegent way. LOL

  • @officialjosha
    @officialjosha 8 років тому +156

    Are people even shocked by her anymore? I find her unhealthy desire for attention to be more annoying than shocking or controversial. Didn't mind the last album that much but on this mixtape she just let that irritating, almost cringe-worthy persona bleed into the music. Just more music for the masses with the laziest taste in music.

    • @officialjosha
      @officialjosha 8 років тому +18

      she fucked my dad that's why I'm mad

    • @zumbizuado
      @zumbizuado 8 років тому +4

      +Josh A she's just struggling to remain relevant

    • @dantefettman354
      @dantefettman354 8 років тому +3

      +Josh A She used to be so innocent. I thought she could be one of the few child stars that would be a mature and normal adult. But NOPE, she has to be *3dgy*

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 8 років тому +1

      +Josh A Who HASN'T she fucked?

    • @kestonpierre9211
      @kestonpierre9211 8 років тому +1

      i agree with your comment josh. shes so damn annoying. she does some wierd shit for some attention. geez.

  • @sunnydays405
    @sunnydays405 8 років тому +44

    Some of the production on this record is actually pretty interesting. Miley's contributions to this album completely fuck it up though.

    • @qotsa007
      @qotsa007 6 років тому +1

      Yeah as far as the instrumentals go I actually like it way more than what I would normally hear on miley cyrus-airing radiostations

  • @eugenestaniel
    @eugenestaniel 7 років тому +431

    I come here once a month to justify my hatred of miley cyrus

    • @itsaustyboo
      @itsaustyboo 7 років тому +46

      maybe u should check your priorities :(

    • @eugenestaniel
      @eugenestaniel 7 років тому +49

      Austin Moore nah

    • @itsaustyboo
      @itsaustyboo 7 років тому +4

      :(

    • @eugenestaniel
      @eugenestaniel 7 років тому +31

      Maybe you shouldn't take everything you see on the Internet so seriously...:(

    • @itsaustyboo
      @itsaustyboo 7 років тому +8

      :(

  • @MesmerGW2
    @MesmerGW2 8 років тому +407

    It's funny that Kid Cudi produced an even worse album than this.

    • @Thicc_Cheese_Dip
      @Thicc_Cheese_Dip 6 років тому +59

      Corey Feldmen takes the cake now.

    • @leafdog2714
      @leafdog2714 5 років тому +62

      Dead Petz was a 1, Speeding Bullet was a .9, and Angelic 2 the Core was a negative 75

    • @lamestudiosinc418
      @lamestudiosinc418 5 років тому +3

      @@leafdog2714 >SBTH was a 9
      >Toppestkeks

    • @suleymantekingurmen7643
      @suleymantekingurmen7643 4 роки тому +6

      Kid Cudi's SB2H is a dope album! Juuust saayin'!

    • @Thicc_Cheese_Dip
      @Thicc_Cheese_Dip 4 роки тому +16

      It's funny that Chance Tha Rapper produced a worse album than this.
      Can't wait for his collab with Kanye: Kids See Divorce Court.

  • @seagullx7
    @seagullx7 8 років тому +70

    antoine fantoine

  • @audiosurfarchive
    @audiosurfarchive 2 роки тому +26

    This is a certified hood classic.
    One of the best TND reviews ever.

  • @pg9193
    @pg9193 7 років тому +148

    I heard about 40 seconds of "Dooo it" and felt ill

    • @kudos4201
      @kudos4201 6 років тому

      +MAN hahahhahah

    • @suleymantekingurmen7643
      @suleymantekingurmen7643 3 роки тому

      Miley: I'm gonna make a great music video
      World: DISGUSTING MESS *vomits* WHY'D YOU PUT THIS DISGUSTING MESS ON OUR FACE! *vomits*

    • @rauljauregui9658
      @rauljauregui9658 3 роки тому

      @@suleymantekingurmen7643 still iconic

  • @abramreyes8288
    @abramreyes8288 8 років тому +50

    WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAN!!?? WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAN!!?? WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAN!!?? WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAN!!?? WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAN!!??

    • @Blaze0647
      @Blaze0647 3 роки тому

      my favorite part lmfaooooo

  • @laughingboy9378
    @laughingboy9378 8 років тому +105

    Miley, What's good?

    • @laughingboy9378
      @laughingboy9378 8 років тому +69

      not this album

    • @marianatoledo1647
      @marianatoledo1647 8 років тому +6

      +NimoyMusic dead

    • @JohnSmith-vk7zg
      @JohnSmith-vk7zg 8 років тому +1

      +NimoyMusic Please don't try to make jokes.

    • @mariahalis4230
      @mariahalis4230 8 років тому +3

      +NimoyMusic Her $160 million net worth

    • @pullupthen5073
      @pullupthen5073 8 років тому +4

      +Maria H what the hell does money have to do with anything? The new only way to measure someone's success is their net worth? That's incredibly shallow

  • @brownguy903
    @brownguy903 5 років тому +35

    13:06 and 13:52 are probably top 5 favorite moments from any of your videos, I think about them on a weekly basis

  • @jahbrd
    @jahbrd 2 місяці тому +6

    This is a a good example of a critical review aging poorly. This album was clearly ahead of its time and TND was just taking shots at an easy target.

  • @drr3053
    @drr3053 8 років тому +54

    I actually I'm in love with Miley's album but respect your opinion

    • @Gore171459
      @Gore171459 8 років тому +52

      +MR_Face Damn son

    • @lurkkker
      @lurkkker 8 років тому +8

      +MR_Face people are raised on different music and look for different things in music. Simple

    • @NoConsequenc3
      @NoConsequenc3 8 років тому +39

      +shishkabob sagget just because you're a sheltered idiot with zero awareness of the vast collections of music out there doesn't mean Miley made something worth anything.

    • @NoConsequenc3
      @NoConsequenc3 8 років тому

      [ whoops ]

    • @StudioScarecrow
      @StudioScarecrow 8 років тому +11

      +Pseudo Lain i think she sucks too but fuck off and let people enjoy what they enjoy

  • @charliekelly478
    @charliekelly478 8 років тому +245

    PE/\KE

  • @peaceofthenation445
    @peaceofthenation445 7 років тому +77

    was this just a shit post of an album??

  • @soulslasher7890
    @soulslasher7890 6 років тому +62

    you dont put trash in the recycling bin melon

  • @mircobru825
    @mircobru825 4 роки тому +34

    Respect, Melon. Dressing black knowing that you’re gonna bury someone.

  • @Zoibek
    @Zoibek 8 років тому +47

    STOP PUSHING YOUR GLASSES UP

  • @kan1an168
    @kan1an168 4 роки тому +24

    This review will be more remembered than this album. A classic.

  • @AnthonyMonaghan
    @AnthonyMonaghan 4 роки тому +30

    Sometimes it is best to judge the album by the cover. This review touches greatness. Thanks.

  • @hellboy8615
    @hellboy8615 Рік тому +57

    This album is getting me through a break up. Such a beautiful album. She had her awakening moment in this album. There are some hidden gems in this, bang my box, space boots, freaky, Cyrus skies in my opinion. One of her best album because it is raw asfff

    • @Alexander-hi8bo
      @Alexander-hi8bo Рік тому +28

      Honestly agreed, I like this album a lot and I think it has a lot of genuinely great instrumentals, Melodie’s and emotional moments despite the crassness (which I don’t even mind). I do think this is one of melons funniest reviews but I do think this album is over hated. A revival of it would be nice.

  • @charltonmcmillen7422
    @charltonmcmillen7422 7 років тому +42

    I love ur humor, man! I've watched 3 of your reviews and I just need to know one thing "what does it mean" lol

    • @dorapantoja9751
      @dorapantoja9751 7 років тому +1

      As long as you Just keep watching and understand sarcasm. You will get it.

    • @lukemorton2975
      @lukemorton2975 6 років тому +3

      Dora Pantoja I don’t think you understood his comment very much.

  • @masonwyatt2488
    @masonwyatt2488 2 роки тому +61

    This review is a masterpiece. I’ve never even heard this album but I just love to come back to this review and laugh

    • @bruh......2005
      @bruh......2005 2 роки тому +7

      To be honest it's not AS bad as he says, but still majority of the songs are kinda unlistenable

  • @bobodiamonds7199
    @bobodiamonds7199 Рік тому +14

    I think the critics at the time, could not separate the art from the artist. They only hated this album because of the who Miley then. I think this record is a pretty good and innovative take at psychedelic and pop fused together. Maybe one day y’all will understand

    • @biblelovesalad
      @biblelovesalad 10 місяців тому

      THEY WONT! They dont have taste, haven’t had taste, and wont ever get taste

    • @avarielle1582
      @avarielle1582 2 місяці тому

      People took one look at the album cover and decided they hated it. Sure I can understand why some of the songs wouldn’t be the general public’s taste but “Space Bootz” and “Cyrus Skies” are objectively good songs

  • @violetjones160
    @violetjones160 8 років тому +23

    Weird... I usually agree with Anthony's thoughts and reasonings, if not his ratings. But I actually really enjoyed this album, and the track I hated the most (Dooo It!), is the only one he found tolerable. I guess it's really easy for me to zone out the lyrics and enjoy the spacey, psychedelic production which lasts through a good 90% of the tracks. I'm sure there is better psychedelic pop out there, but since I haven't touched the genre for a better part of a decade, this album was a nice surprise for me.

    • @polymerizedrecords
      @polymerizedrecords 8 років тому +5

      +Violet Jones It's still not a great album, but not deserving of a 1, and I think it's better than anything Miley has ever done before. At least she tried something different.

    • @NoConsequenc3
      @NoConsequenc3 8 років тому +1

      +polymerizedrecords "better than anything she did before" still leaves room for her to be complete garbage

    • @polymerizedrecords
      @polymerizedrecords 8 років тому +1

      Pseudo Lain can't disagree with you very much on that one hahahahaha... Maybe not complete garbage, but not that good, certainly.

  • @jennydeath420
    @jennydeath420 2 роки тому +19

    13:13 is honestly one of my favourite fantano moments ever

  • @TheDealer1228
    @TheDealer1228 Місяць тому +2

    This review makes me so nostalgic. The minimal cuts, Fantano’s low-key demeanor, plugging the website at the end. Bring me back. 😔 “WHAT DOES IT MEAN, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!”

  • @youknowhuwitis
    @youknowhuwitis 6 років тому +31

    This is a Needledrop greatest hit.

  • @smol_chilli_pepper
    @smol_chilli_pepper 5 років тому +20

    I watch this every time I remember it exists

  • @hubblebublumbubwub5215
    @hubblebublumbubwub5215 8 років тому +49

    I don't want the Kid Cudi review to get more views than this masterpiece so I'm watching this on repeat.

  • @JayQuilson
    @JayQuilson 6 років тому +6

    This was actually one of the first melon videos I watched. I remember because I had just started a new job and was bored to death on my midnight shift. Thanks for being here with your insight and humor ant knee. I appreciate you.

  • @snipelfritz
    @snipelfritz 7 років тому +15

    Going into this album, I was skeptical thinking "What are they trying to do with this?"
    After listening, I was wondering that even more. The album is a like a question that just leads to even more questions.

  • @Adyman182
    @Adyman182 8 років тому +80

    TL;DW You thought he was gonna treat Miley seriously, lol no. Also WTF Flaming Lips

  • @Emzo99
    @Emzo99 8 років тому +16

    You don't understand the irony within the album, she isn't taking herself seriously... she's talking about identity, personal relationships and our understanding of being and time:
    "I see a light coming towards me
    Moving slowly, but coming quickly
    At the same time, I think it represents
    What's going on in my mind"
    Talking about our perception of time and our inability to understand the finiteness of our lives at times, whilst also feeling it completely in existential flashes.
    Also:
    "And I've heard we never truly see ourselves
    You gotta leave it up to someone else
    To know how beautiful you really are,
    We never get to see ourselves
    Sleeping peacefully next to the ones that we love
    We never see us cry, when someone dies, see us cryin
    Someone new was born"
    Personal identity and the fact we never truly have the ability to formulate a sense of self because the image we have of ourselves is distorted.. I thought this was a very beautiful sentiment & an important issue in philosophy (the continuity of the self).
    And:
    "The only laws I obey, are the ones I'm making for myself,
    So why you make me play on the road to something else?
    Self control is not something I'm working on
    ...
    I feel like a slab of butter that is melting in the sun
    aggression melts away now that you and me are one"
    Feeling of pure personal autonomy, non-commitance to social norms and mores. Perhaps the only way in which we can truly liberate ourselves is by ignoring social constructs and reacting to the world in a way which feels wholly natural?
    BB talk and I Forgive Yiew were actually really touching and relatable if you are a girl in your teens/20s.. Yes the album us masqueraded by a lot of pretence - but this is ironic, and it can be argued that it adds a lot to the meaning of the album. We all try to define ourselves by a certain way of life or group or whatever...and she wants to show that we are embarrassing and vulnerable in our efforts to establish a sense of self; it is part of the human condition. This all contributes to the underlying philosophical theme of metaphysics & personal identity.
    I have absolutely loved this album and it has given me a very emotional and thought provoking response, and I hope it can do the same for others. Yes the album can be incongruous and messy sometimes but there are some really beautiful ideas shining through, and considering Cyrus' age she has produced something really phenomenal.
    Pretty sad that some balding man in his 40s can't see the merit in the exciting work of a young artist, I hope your review doesn't prohibit others from having the same experience I have had with the album. I really think this album is up there with my favourites like the Wall and Dark Side of the Moon, they're all dealing with the same themes... Pink Floyd just do it better because they were adults when they wrote these albums.

    • @metch6146
      @metch6146 8 років тому +35

      +Emma Maton "why they put the dick in the pussy?" is a really insightful lyric, i think this album is fantastic and that lyric was obviously trying to question peoples need for one night stands and other meaningless sex

    • @metch6146
      @metch6146 8 років тому

      +Soulnoise Music I'm a visionary

    • @solrac4512
      @solrac4512 8 років тому

      Wut

    • @SYMShutYoMouth
      @SYMShutYoMouth 8 років тому +8

      Doesn't make the music better.

    • @rmi9345
      @rmi9345 8 років тому +2

      +Emma Maton Totally agree :)
      The album has lots of thought provoking lyrics, even the seemingly meaningless songs like twinkle song or pablow the blowfish ask fundamental questions about the death and life correlation. Also, I think it's just beautiful to see someone expressing their feelings so raw and unconventionally and like she says herself - "not giving a fuck".
      Two of my favourite songs of Dead Petz are "Something About Space Dude" and "Space Boots" which are essentially about unrealistic expectations in relationships and how somehow the person we really love just lives inside our minds - far away from reality like a spaceman. At least that's what I got from it :)
      "Sleeping is optimistic
      but we can live without dreaming
      It's the only time we can really be together"

  • @seandraws1999
    @seandraws1999 2 роки тому +6

    This is such a good review, Ebert levels of sass. The bit about needing to escape, like being in a trash compactor, is such a good analogy for hearing a song you hate.

  • @WilfredoWolganG
    @WilfredoWolganG 6 років тому +1

    This is probably one of my favorite reviews that you've ever done.
    Well informed and entertaining.
    Love you 🍈

  • @3psych438
    @3psych438 8 років тому +26

    RAUNCHTHONY SEXTANO

  • @Brerenee23
    @Brerenee23 8 років тому +40

    Oh my god this review is so savage