CORRECTIONS Episode 121: Week of Monday, November 18

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  • @danieldib2286
    @danieldib2286 6 годин тому +246

    I love the “big guy, strong guy, tears streaming down his face …” bit. It gets me every time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Darthartanis
      @Darthartanis 6 годин тому +6

      I was literally wheezing from laughing so hard

    • @MclEckert
      @MclEckert 6 годин тому +7

      Omg I want a compilation of each one he’s done, one of my favorite bits on the show

    • @scottruhl4710
      @scottruhl4710 5 годин тому +3

      @@MclEckert Oh god I'd kill for a compilation of it!

    • @coalkey8019
      @coalkey8019 4 години тому +7

      The worst/best part is that Mango Mussolini also still uses that phrase himself.

    • @scottruhl4710
      @scottruhl4710 4 години тому

      @@coalkey8019 He has no self awareness

  • @Trai_Art
    @Trai_Art 7 годин тому +182

    I just said the phrase outloud "Is the ferret circus the new celebrity baby teeth?" I feel like I just activated a sleeper agent.

    • @acubley
      @acubley 6 годин тому +6

      Is the agent sleeping because Seth fired him, he got depressed, and passed out after drinking a 1/5?

    • @TymberJ
      @TymberJ 5 годин тому +9

      Ferret Circus is *absolutely incredible*. But Celebrity Baby Teeth is a level of a genius we will never see again. Hopefully.

    • @judylevitt4555
      @judylevitt4555 5 годин тому +7

      @@TymberJ Celebrity baby teeth was awful, not a teeny bit funny, super boring, and unwatchable. Ferret Circus is the opposite of all that, so yeah, I disagree.

    • @acubley
      @acubley 5 годин тому

      @@judylevitt4555 /whoosh

    • @Ivartshiva
      @Ivartshiva 5 годин тому +2

      @@judylevitt4555 yes CBT never closed a joke, never a punch line - no thanks

  • @unusedaccount6200
    @unusedaccount6200 7 годин тому +241

    Just here for the free therapy from Seth for the mental spiral we're all in. Keep the attractions and corrections coming!

    • @TAD-LOW
      @TAD-LOW 7 годин тому +4

      I'm with you but here is a correction...your grammar.😊

    • @unusedaccount6200
      @unusedaccount6200 6 годин тому +9

      Fixed, you damn jackal 🥰 We're here to focus on Seth's screw ups!

    • @WarriorQueenUnicorn
      @WarriorQueenUnicorn 6 годин тому

      Hallelujah brother/sister!❤😂🎉

    • @zonian1966
      @zonian1966 5 годин тому +3

      I'm just trying to find my lost ferret. 😢

  • @MisDerangedLestrange
    @MisDerangedLestrange 6 годин тому +104

    I think we're watching Seth's rapid decent into madness, and I'm here for it 😂 thanks for keeping the rest of us sane

    • @rikkidelaine
      @rikkidelaine 5 годин тому +5

      I could not agree more.

    • @calibby85
      @calibby85 4 години тому +4

      It's descent, not decent

    • @charlotteillustration5778
      @charlotteillustration5778 2 години тому

      I agree! But if it’s the only way he can cope with the next four years, then I totally understand.

    • @JackalMD
      @JackalMD 2 години тому +1

      I already witnessed Seth's descent into madness during the pandemic. I'd prefer to see some fresh material.

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 2 години тому

      ​@@JackalMDSorry, dude. No can do. Rerun president = rerun material for every American in every possible way. The country has done this before, but no one remembers because no one who remembers Grover Cleveland's second term is alive today to advise us about it.

  • @secotioid
    @secotioid 6 годин тому +69

    Peristalsis is also how things come out the wazoo.

    • @zonian1966
      @zonian1966 5 годин тому +7

      It's how coffee let's you know it's working.

    • @sansik2113
      @sansik2113 Годину тому +1

      Thanks for the correction 😂

    • @sarahs7669
      @sarahs7669 Годину тому +1

      This is funny bc it’s true. 😂

  • @rayneweber5904
    @rayneweber5904 6 годин тому +46

    I laughed several times throughout this week's corrections. So that's nice.

  • @LiaKozatch
    @LiaKozatch 7 годин тому +95

    All of us here in the Broadway jackals’ den appreciate your Master of Ceremonies attempt and all future Broadway connected impressions.

  • @tartra
    @tartra 7 годин тому +135

    I am in love with the circus ferrets

  • @VideosofIan
    @VideosofIan 6 годин тому +20

    Best laugh of the week,. Thanks to BOTH camera operators for staying late and props to Ellen for the ferret show.

  • @enryelle
    @enryelle 6 годин тому +51

    I love both iterations of the ferret circus. Ellen clearly has talent up and out the wazoo!

    • @rikkidelaine
      @rikkidelaine 5 годин тому +2

      All through the wazoo!

    • @JamesKennedy33
      @JamesKennedy33 2 години тому +1

      Who needs In-and-Out Burger when you have Up-and-Out Wazoo?!

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Годину тому

      ​@JamesKennedy33 I think at Up-And-Out-The-Wazoo, if you order a "Wild Style," you receive a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with mayo, a bag of Funions, a Diet Mr. Pib, and one piece of antique furniture, with a complimentary container of varnish

  • @Robin0928
    @Robin0928 7 годин тому +151

    An argument can be made that one of the reasons that "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver" won so many Talk and Variety Emmys over shows like "The Late Show w/ Stephen Colbert" and "Late Night with Seth Meyers" was the regular use of elaborate setpieces that puncuated the end of episodes.
    We can now see that Corrections is attempting the same thing, but with exactly 1 set piece of a ferret circus

    • @WarriorQueenUnicorn
      @WarriorQueenUnicorn 6 годин тому +1

      Love it! 😂❤

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 5 годин тому +5

      "Corrections: the Last Week Tonight substitute that you deserve, America, ya bunch of weenies!"

    • @stephen3164
      @stephen3164 4 години тому +2

      I’m here for it!

    • @rabbit251
      @rabbit251 2 години тому +6

      Here's a suggestion, not sure where this came from, but since you're in NYC why not have in front of the Rockerfeller building an axe swinging contest? What could go wrong?

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Годину тому +5

      John Oliver is jealous of the ferret circus. I'm quite sure of that! 😄

  • @louzander
    @louzander 5 годин тому +17

    I cannot express how much joy I got from the Ferret Brothers' Flying Circus

    • @judylevitt4555
      @judylevitt4555 5 годин тому +1

      What's he gonna follow this with? Can't possibly do a new circus every weeks.

    • @rabbit251
      @rabbit251 2 години тому +2

      @@judylevitt4555 Probably fall back to celebrity baby teeth.

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Годину тому

      The first one was the "Ketamine Ferret Circus," and the second one was the "Cocaine Brothers Ferret Circus."

  • @findingpeacedailyfpd6064
    @findingpeacedailyfpd6064 6 годин тому +63

    WIth that level of production value in ferret cocaine circus, how can cicada cicada not be a cinch for an Emmy. 💜

    • @weirdwoman
      @weirdwoman 6 годин тому +11

      You mean a Tony? 😂

    • @zonian1966
      @zonian1966 6 годин тому +8

      JD Power award?

    • @franciet99
      @franciet99 6 годин тому +4

      EGOTS FOR ALL!!!

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Годину тому +1

      A Tony, a Noble Peace Prize, and an Employee of the Month Award or the whole thing is rigged!!

  • @tamlin3378
    @tamlin3378 6 годин тому +25

    The ferrets are amazing, this is truly high art.

  • @Doobydoobydoowah
    @Doobydoobydoowah 6 годин тому +51

    Late night monologues are the only form of news I can handle right now. They keep me in the loop while softening the blow of how awful everything is right now. Seth Meyers is my favorite, then Jimmy Kimmel, then Colbert. We don’t need to talk about Fallon…

    • @WarriorQueenUnicorn
      @WarriorQueenUnicorn 5 годин тому +1

      💯 with you on that. I get Botox Sociopath vibes from the other Irish-American host.😳

    • @rabbit251
      @rabbit251 2 години тому +1

      Mine is limited to just Meth Meyers.

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Годину тому

      ​@@rabbit251So, Michael Myers?

    • @Sk3tchyD
      @Sk3tchyD 54 хвилини тому +1

      I feel like Prince John in Men in Tights: "Maybe if you tell me the bad news, in a good way, it won't seem so bad!"

  • @DennisMoore664
    @DennisMoore664 2 години тому +9

    That "fake moos" pun was udderly wonderful. Cowdos to whoever actually came up with it.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 43 хвилини тому

      I remember liking it… now I feel compelled to take note of all commentary names.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 22 хвилини тому

      Since I can't sleep, I went back and found it: the true author is Clarewillison. I hope Baze gets fired for fake views.

  • @AaronBrown-xy7gl
    @AaronBrown-xy7gl 6 годин тому +27

    Your Dennis Miller. No notes. Impression camp is the gift that keeps giving for you mate.

  • @jjunture
    @jjunture 6 годин тому +96

    They kept an extra camera operator AND two grips to work the spotlights this week. Totally worth it, even if it means you have to let Scollins go.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 6 годин тому +14

      Scollins won't go without a fight. And Seth should tape that fight for his next HBO special - and then no writers would have to be let go.

    • @TymberJ
      @TymberJ 5 годин тому +8

      I'm torn on letting Scollins go. On the one hand, yeah, duh. On the other hand, it would make us wait so much longer to generate enough content for the next Surprise Inspection segment.

    • @Ivartshiva
      @Ivartshiva 5 годин тому +1

      I am in favor of it

    • @scbret
      @scbret 4 години тому +8

      Correction: grips don't operate spotlights, electricians do that. (sorry.)

    • @jjunture
      @jjunture 4 години тому +4

      @@scbret If a person can’t post a correction here, where can you? I would expect nothing less!

  • @Tomorrow_lauren
    @Tomorrow_lauren 5 годин тому +7

    As a Broadway fan, the parody of Eddie Redmayne's Emcee in Cabaret had me in stitches. As someone who said to Kristin Chenoweth's face on multiple occasions that you don't like musicals (see, I'm watching the show!), I was surprised to see it. 😂
    The ferret circus is a delightful bit... On a completely unrelated note, I've just remembered I need to pick up some new toys for my dogs.

  • @aflip2025
    @aflip2025 6 годин тому +17

    This corrections is the first time I have laughed since the election. Thanks.

  • @francesbigelow
    @francesbigelow 7 годин тому +38

    As a Broadway Jackal, I much appreciated the shoutout.
    As an Opera Jackal, I have to point out that it seems like a missed opportunity to do a Correction about Pagliacci and then not soundtrack the ferret circus with a selection from that opera. Sure, the famous aria "Vesti la giubba" might be a bit too slow and dark for what you're going for (although could be pretty funny), but that still leaves the rest of the opera to choose from.
    Love you, Seth!

    • @JohnDough-yr2zt
      @JohnDough-yr2zt 7 годин тому +3

      Whatever

    • @ghilemaer
      @ghilemaer 6 годин тому +9

      I grew up with opera parents so I appreciate all of this. And I'd say we need to see those ferrets singing opera but haven't those poor things been through enough already?😂

    • @evankraabel5415
      @evankraabel5415 6 годин тому +1

      I dont know anything about operas, but i feel like the pagliacci reference should have had something to do with "But sir, i AM Pagliacci", thats easily the best known pagliacci, no?

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 6 годин тому +5

      I learned how to pronounce Pagliacci from "Tears of Clown," like a regular American. 😄

    • @stephen3164
      @stephen3164 4 години тому +3

      You think the Corrections’ budget has Pagliacci royalty money?! They spent the whole month’s budget on the stuffed ferrets as it was!

  • @cristinaho3669
    @cristinaho3669 2 години тому +4

    Just when I think I can't love Corrections any more than I already do! Each week tops the previous one, thank you!

  • @kalei49
    @kalei49 6 годин тому +23

    seth!!! thank you for the shoutout on the cross-stitch :')) made this jackal's day, not to, like, be so effusive and positive about whatever this is.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 6 годин тому +8

      It is a great piece of art and Jackal memorabilia. Congrats!

    • @WarriorQueenUnicorn
      @WarriorQueenUnicorn 5 годин тому +3

      Beautiful congratulations 🎊

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 49 хвилин тому

      It’s lovely! Now for Mac Tonight… or would that be McTonight?

  • @alias093001
    @alias093001 7 годин тому +36

    Ferret Circus ought to be a recurring feature. There's something so wholesome about it.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 6 годин тому +6

      You think pretending that fake ferrets are being drugged and exploited in a fake circus is wholesome entertainment?!? You monster! Not a Frankenstein's monster, but a Chappie's Monster!😱
      🙂

    • @alexstewart839
      @alexstewart839 6 годин тому +4

      I just don't know if the ferrets can handle going back and forth between ket and coke that often. Can we get a vet to weigh in?

    • @WarriorQueenUnicorn
      @WarriorQueenUnicorn 5 годин тому +2

      I totally forgot the ferrets were abusing illicit substances on both these first new episodes of "The LNSM Ferret Circus." ❤😂🎉🎪

    • @zonian1966
      @zonian1966 5 годин тому

      Who will clean up their... "leavings?"

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 5 годин тому +1

      ​@@zonian1966 We should vote, but I already know the "winner" will be Scollins.

  • @roarmalf
    @roarmalf 7 годин тому +71

    I just went back and watched A Closer Look on mute, no notes.

    • @imnotmike
      @imnotmike 57 хвилин тому

      I did too, but I still had a few corrections to make.

    • @jimeewu
      @jimeewu 7 хвилин тому

      Was it funnier?

  • @trey3905
    @trey3905 5 годин тому +10

    "tears pouring down his face" is prob my favorite line from this show.

    • @judylevitt4555
      @judylevitt4555 5 годин тому +2

      Too bad he didn't use "Sir" for a start to the message

    • @AbsurdlyGeeky
      @AbsurdlyGeeky 9 хвилин тому

      Closely followed by Lady G's Meemaw.

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 7 годин тому +16

    Aw, I knew those ferrets were gonna be stars! Good job, Ellen. Good-bye, Ben - but you never should have screwed up that "Space: ya burnt!" thing.

  • @huffore
    @huffore 17 хвилин тому +1

    Corrections is my weekly dose of happiness. Thank you Doc Meyers for this fantastic script. Also, please have an additional Ferret 🎪 show.

  • @mitchkent68
    @mitchkent68 7 годин тому +18

    It’s been a rough week. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @CorwinEvans
    @CorwinEvans 6 годин тому +13

    I have so much respect for Seth's repeated correct pronunciation of "peristalsis," I have struggled with it for a year, it is a stunt unto itself

  • @TimityTwoToes
    @TimityTwoToes 6 годин тому +8

    Wow those ferrets are really well trained

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 7 годин тому +68

    I love how totally unhinged this has become.

    • @dread46
      @dread46 6 годин тому +7

      Has beecome?
      More like, always was! :D

    • @Ivartshiva
      @Ivartshiva 5 годин тому +1

      It's the same

    • @brothajohn
      @brothajohn 2 години тому +2

      This is exactly why I watch. Unhinged absurdity that perfectly mirrors our current reality

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Годину тому

      ​@@brothajohncounterpoint: FUN unhinged absurdity is glorious! Legislated unhinged absurdity TERRIFYING! There is a difference, no matter how parallel they may seem.

    • @AbsurdlyGeeky
      @AbsurdlyGeeky 12 хвилин тому

      You merely adopted Corrections. I was born into it, molded by it. I didn't see A Closer Look until I was a man.
      Amber: "WHAT!"
      Seth: "Back in my day..."
      Lutz: "Leave him alone!"
      Amber: "...what?"
      Lutz: "LEAVE HIM ALONE."

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 7 годин тому +29

    C’mon, Seth; we’re just jackals. If you cut us, do we not bleed? If you mock us, do we not cry? And if you make one tiny misstep while speaking, do we not jump on that like…hyenas? No, wolverines. Wait, no, it’ll come to me.

  • @razzledazzyl
    @razzledazzyl 6 годин тому +37

    8:02 Niiice! Seth acknowledged my ‘Entry of the Gladiators’ comment! Happy Birthday to me! 🥳🎂🎉🎁

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 6 годин тому +8

      Aw, Happy Birthday! I hope it's a great one, and that the surprise party that Bird Bane and Mac Tonight are throwing for you is a lot of fun. And congrats on getting Seth to spend upwards of $19 of his own money for permission to use that Gladiator clip.

    • @lb5368
      @lb5368 6 годин тому +5

      Congratulations, jackal!! And happy bday 🥳🐾

    • @e-manr.486
      @e-manr.486 6 годин тому +4

      Congrats fellow jackal@

    • @zonian1966
      @zonian1966 6 годин тому +1

      Worst porno ever.

    • @WarriorQueenUnicorn
      @WarriorQueenUnicorn 5 годин тому +2

      Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 and congratulations!

  • @sailorjupoak
    @sailorjupoak 6 годин тому +9

    Do not let Scollins go! He is needed solely for Surprise Inspections!
    Also, I just watched the ad at the end all the way through. Hope that helps!

  • @ThumpahLee
    @ThumpahLee 7 годин тому +75

    'Mom's on the blender' because her and dad are trying to mix it up

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 7 годин тому +6

      👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @Kenzalina_
      @Kenzalina_ 6 годин тому +6

      Spoken like a true Dad. 😂

    • @enryelle
      @enryelle 6 годин тому +7

      Baze? 😂

    • @WarriorQueenUnicorn
      @WarriorQueenUnicorn 5 годин тому +2

      Beautiful! 😂

    • @VideoNozoki
      @VideoNozoki Годину тому

      If Mom and Dad really want to mix it up, instead of a blender, get on Grinder.

  • @Yaszemin
    @Yaszemin 5 годин тому +3

    I make sure to watch all the news and the closer looks just so that I won’t miss a reference in the corrections 😅 Love it all!!

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 6 годин тому +6

    My favorite thing from the Pepsi Ferret Circus is the googs. Thanks, Ellen. And thanks, Pepperidge Farm, for remembering.

  • @katherineclark5668
    @katherineclark5668 7 годин тому +13

    Starting the campaign for Seth as the emcee in Cabaret on broadway right now

    • @lstapes7
      @lstapes7 6 годин тому +2

      Well, Adam Lambert will be vacating the position sometime in March. Someone asked him in an interview pretty recently who he thought should be his replacement. He stopped and briefly mused, saying he wouldn’t answer yet because he wanted to give a responsible answer. So, Seth ?😂🎉

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 годин тому +22

    Special thanks to Don Jr as 'Ferret # 4'.

    • @judylevitt4555
      @judylevitt4555 5 годин тому +1

      I don't even get it but it's funny

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 5 годин тому +3

      @@judylevitt4555 Coke is DJTj's mood enhancer of choice. And he looks like a ferret too, so there's that.

    • @dextervonwhiplash1755
      @dextervonwhiplash1755 4 години тому +4

      ​@@sherinameless1618 please don't insult the ferrets comparing them to DJT Jr.

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 42 хвилини тому

      @@NewMessage Ferrets on drugs have a higher IQ than Don, Jr. does sober. If there is such a thing as "Don, Jr. sober."

  • @khallo151
    @khallo151 6 годин тому +4

    Going back to show someone what the original ferret circus looked like and died laughing again. No notes

  • @heyjanay2490
    @heyjanay2490 7 годин тому +13

    "the ferrets got into the cocaine" is peak keaton Beetlejuice, impression camp is still paying off!

  • @keile513
    @keile513 6 годин тому +16

    This is one of my favorite parts of the show! Crew laughing, jokes so dry they’re powder. 😂
    Seth feel better!💐

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 35 хвилин тому

      @@keile513 "Jokes so dry they're powder" is called coke. Coke is a necessary ingredient to make steel, an incredibly harmful carcinogen, and what many people in northern Indiana call "the backyard, where my kids play." It takes decades, if not centuries, to decay to the point where it's not harmful to humans.

  • @TymberJ
    @TymberJ 5 годин тому +4

    Seth, you are spoiling us. We're jackals! Not only do we not deserve the joy that this episode brings, our bodies are not physically capable of surviving the wonder and merriment caused by multiple ferret circuses.
    Circuses? Circusii?

  • @piedpiper1172
    @piedpiper1172 5 годин тому +2

    The googly eyes broke me in a way I couldn’t prepare for 😂

  • @christineherrmann205
    @christineherrmann205 4 години тому +2

    Totally expected them to be tied to a rotating fan, but the skate was awesome too. 😂🤣

  • @johnbowden4761
    @johnbowden4761 7 годин тому +75

    it is actually also "up the wazoo". that's how my mom says it, and she's a 70+ yr old from the Midwest, so I believe her.

    • @mysteryninja354
      @mysteryninja354 7 годин тому +13

      Sounds like one of those regional things, like Soda vs Pop vs "call everything 'a Coke' and watch the world burn"

    • @harmon20yt
      @harmon20yt 7 годин тому +12

      Word. It's all about context. Out the wazoo is sometimes positive but generally neutral, and up the wazoo is usually negative. Sometimes it's up/out the ying-yang instead of the wazoo. It's situational.

    • @zonian1966
      @zonian1966 6 годин тому +8

      And you're up the Yazoo when your river boat from New Orleans takes a right at Vicksburg.

    • @hannahabbot2958
      @hannahabbot2958 6 годин тому +3

      My mom always said up the Wazoo too and she’s from Buffalo, NY

    • @tooturtly
      @tooturtly 6 годин тому +2

      i've never heard out the wazoo. california.

  • @theeviljames
    @theeviljames 5 годин тому +4

    When maximus fights that swarm of ferrets is my favourite scene

    • @anahata2009
      @anahata2009 2 години тому +1

      A group of ferrets is not a swarm. It's a fartling or a bite.

    • @theeviljames
      @theeviljames 16 хвилин тому

      @@anahata2009 my very own correction! Thanks

  • @thebratqueen
    @thebratqueen 6 годин тому +13

    No ferrets were harmed in this episode of Corrections. The guy carrying the box of cocaine, on the other hand, is still being treated for ferret bites.

  • @tartra
    @tartra 7 годин тому +23

    FRESH SETH

  • @jmmerk
    @jmmerk 6 годин тому +16

    Well, those ferrets certainly aren't no animal flubs, but it kicks the hell out of celebrity baby teeth.

    • @judylevitt4555
      @judylevitt4555 5 годин тому +3

      Yes! But anything would kick the hell out of celebrity baby teeth. Uck to that bit.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 3 години тому

      Don't kick the baby!
      Sorry, you just made me recall a very dated South Park bit.

    • @nightsgrow6575
      @nightsgrow6575 Годину тому

      I’d argue those ferrets are definitely animal flubs actually

  • @TheGiggleMasterP
    @TheGiggleMasterP Годину тому +1

    Seth i really want to explain how important this segment is, but words dont do it justice. This serves as a bastion to me that words matter, how you say them matter, and its okay to correct yourself. THANK YOU!!😊

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 годин тому +46

    We better get a 'Ferret Yule Log' video this Xmas.

    • @WarriorQueenUnicorn
      @WarriorQueenUnicorn 5 годин тому +3

      Beautiful 💡 idea! ❤

    • @KaritKtana
      @KaritKtana 5 годин тому +3

      YES! PLEASE!!

    • @atant2
      @atant2 4 години тому +4

      Ferret Festivus.

    • @zonian1966
      @zonian1966 4 години тому +4

      ​@@atant2...for the rest of us.

    • @zuzupetalsnyc
      @zuzupetalsnyc 4 години тому +3

      “Ferret Yule Log” feels like it might necessitate the need for at least one stunt ferret

  • @IIMatt_DII
    @IIMatt_DII 6 годин тому +4

    You have competition for your impressions now Seth. Check out Stephen Colbert's impression of an Emu, can't tell em apart side by side. Oh, also, thanks for bringing the best circus back to town. :D

  • @rheajoshi4162
    @rheajoshi4162 6 годин тому +9

    1:50 While I understand the joke, the Jackal posted publicly in the comments, so I don’t think they’re very concerned about being called out.

  • @kristinarthur2698
    @kristinarthur2698 5 годин тому +3

    I was scared of the ferrets at first, but then I saw their googly eyes and realized they weren't so spooky.

  • @erikagray9883
    @erikagray9883 6 годин тому +13

    Correction: that bowl didn't sing. It rapped.

  • @evankraabel5415
    @evankraabel5415 6 годин тому +13

    Correction: The day of the jackal actually takes place over multiple days and should thus be called the DAYS of the jackal

  • @jb888888888
    @jb888888888 6 годин тому +13

    "Entry of the Gladiators" is a badass piece of music when used in its proper context, a military march. It was being used ironically when they started using it for circus/clown shows. But it's been so long now that "clowns" is the first thing people think of when hearing that song. Correction.

    • @Kovacs343
      @Kovacs343 5 годин тому

      To add on to that, it's actually more apropos to use it for the circus, since gladiators were historically used for entertainment purposes. The Colosseum was really just a weirdly shaped Big Top Tent!

    • @Cloud3623423423
      @Cloud3623423423 4 години тому

      @@Kovacs343 Unrelated, but I wonder if a colostomy themed gladiator match would take place at a Colossteum

    • @zonian1966
      @zonian1966 4 години тому

      Fun fact: if you play it backwards at double the speed, it's definitely not Yakety Sax.

  • @CherieJohnsonDearth
    @CherieJohnsonDearth 6 годин тому +5

    Best Corrections EVER! 😂🥰👍

  • @Borg.Dorg.
    @Borg.Dorg. 6 годин тому +4

    This show is the best thing late night tv has ever produced

  • @MRICCI8
    @MRICCI8 5 годин тому +3

    Super-duper excellent Corrections this week!
    I'm looking forward to Thanksgiving this year because the only family I'll lay eyes on is yours. Mine's full of jackals.

  • @ErikaCreations-q4g
    @ErikaCreations-q4g 6 годин тому +3

    Even cuter than last week!!!! Just awesome.

  • @WolfRamAndHart
    @WolfRamAndHart 4 години тому +3

    The ferrets are so darned cute...I just saw an ad for like $20 for a drone for Black Friday...perhaps the Ferrets could ride these, and fight like in Terminator in the next Corrections?

    • @anahata2009
      @anahata2009 2 години тому

      You're out of control.

  • @nostalgiahappy4429
    @nostalgiahappy4429 7 годин тому +13

    BROADWAY JACKALS REPRESENT!!!

  • @bec7080
    @bec7080 7 годин тому +14

    I think tattoo based bets are my new favorite hobby

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 7 годин тому +1

      I bet you 5 tattoos we don’t make it to 2028!!

  • @XopheAdethri
    @XopheAdethri 6 годин тому +3

    0:02 I always thought Out and Up, "the wazoo" were contextually used. As I figured, a revelation or expulsion would be "OUT the wazoo", and a threat or undetermined packing placement/arrangement, would be "UP the wazoo"

  • @chrisliden716
    @chrisliden716 6 годин тому +4

    Why is this the highlight of my week

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 3 години тому

      Because you have been assimilated. Resistance is futile.

  • @genesis0x0
    @genesis0x0 5 годин тому +2

    That was a very subtle and hilarious end card message this week! Tip of my hat to you good sir! 🎩😎

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 2 години тому +1

      I know you are lying, but I am going to watch the ending again just to make sure . . .

  • @carolz5090
    @carolz5090 6 годин тому +5

    Did I just hallucinate stuffed Ferrets zinging around a circus set? First celebrity baby teeth and now the ferrets, it’s like watching existential theater.

  • @samwong4314
    @samwong4314 4 години тому +3

    I would love to see a cameo appearance by Walley or Amber on Corrections

  • @patricksullivan6988
    @patricksullivan6988 7 годин тому +12

    Oh, I thought from "winch", it was going to be "wench" - not "witch"

  • @Kiloburn
    @Kiloburn 3 години тому +1

    The increasingly elaborate ferret bit is really absurd and delightful

  • @geared4war
    @geared4war 7 годин тому +13

    Tell Chappy I said hi but more importantly you can get burnt from cold as well.

    • @JohnDough-yr2zt
      @JohnDough-yr2zt 6 годин тому +3

      Remember when that kid got his tongue stuck to a lamp post? It’s true I was there.

    • @sailorjupoak
      @sailorjupoak 6 годин тому +1

      Especially how Kenny does them. He's getting a tattoo, not you.

  • @lilitbrambling
    @lilitbrambling 6 годин тому +2

    Just as funny and unhinged as the first time ❤😂

  • @CH4NNELZERO
    @CH4NNELZERO 6 годин тому +3

    I should not be laughing this hard at the cocaine ferrets. Why is this bit so funny ? I'm still laughing over the ketamine ferrers from last week.

  • @whattheash
    @whattheash 3 години тому +1

    The Cabaret bit just about killed me lmao broadway jackals represent!

  • @stacyp2186
    @stacyp2186 7 годин тому +11

    So, I guess AlexBlaze1916….YOU’RE BURNT!

  • @slluky
    @slluky 6 годин тому +1

    Great job to whoever writes the subtitles. I couldn't understand the bit about Broadway so I turned the captions on, without much hope, but it was spot on. Once again amazing!

  • @andrew66862
    @andrew66862 6 годин тому +9

    Correction: Seth has more acting credits on IMDB than Daniel Day Lewis. Hes not low on quantity, only quality.

  • @ericcastaneda7786
    @ericcastaneda7786 3 години тому +3

    I hear the flying ferret circus ticket prices are up and out the wazoo. But I'm sure it's worth everything penny.

  • @ctomsky
    @ctomsky 7 годин тому +11

    4:48 I have no idea what this reference was, so it just looks like Seth's having a stroke.

    • @bartoscar
      @bartoscar 6 годин тому +3

      It's a song from Cabaret, which Redmayne recently starred in a revival of

    • @WarriorQueenUnicorn
      @WarriorQueenUnicorn 5 годин тому

      Same! I thought maybe "A/The Lion King" wasn't sure.

    • @zonian1966
      @zonian1966 5 годин тому +1

      ​@@bartoscarNow I get it. Having flashbacks of Joel Gray.

  • @joeclark149
    @joeclark149 3 години тому

    Ah man, I needed the many laughs this gave me this morning, thank you Corrections.

  • @Animaniac-vd5st
    @Animaniac-vd5st 4 години тому +3

    2026: The "Cocaine Borthers Ferret Circus" movie just won every Oscar.

  • @julialeegrif7905
    @julialeegrif7905 6 годин тому +4

    Definitely enjoying the ferrets way more than celebrity baby teeth. More ferrets!

    • @ntdscherer
      @ntdscherer 5 годин тому +2

      Talk about a low bar...

  • @kristenluevanos3048
    @kristenluevanos3048 6 годин тому +1

    I needed that. Thanks Seth for making Thursday night a great night.

  • @markharland2459
    @markharland2459 6 годин тому +6

    It's actually "up the wazoo" according the the Oxford Dictionary.

    • @zonian1966
      @zonian1966 5 годин тому

      How very British.

    • @kennyn1992
      @kennyn1992 4 години тому +2

      Surely it's the Oxford, Dictionary.

    • @anahata2009
      @anahata2009 2 години тому +1

      ​@@kennyn1992 I see what you attempted to do there. But that wouldn't actually be an Oxford comma.

    • @kennyn1992
      @kennyn1992 2 години тому

      ​@anahata2009 Corrected on a corrections comment and my humour labelled as attempted. I'm in Myers territory now. You've made my day.

  • @JackalMD
    @JackalMD 2 години тому +5

    Correction: Seth failed to acknowledge his egregious error in representing what was clearly a Tucker Carlson laugh as a Hilary Clinton laugh. The other jackals and I have met to discuss this and have agreed to continue to press this issue until it is properly addressed in Corrections (don't check though).
    Regards,
    JackalMD
    Sent from my Venmo

  • @mattrenwick7522
    @mattrenwick7522 6 годин тому +23

    Correction to a correction: saying no ferrets were harmed this episode of corrections would not imply that ferrets were harmed on a previous episode(s) of corrections. That would be like if someone saying that the fact corrections did not win an Emmy this year means that it must have won an Emmy in previous years, which would be ridiculous.

    • @Omni0404
      @Omni0404 6 годин тому +1

      Can you even imagine??? Seth getting an Emmy for this!

    • @WarriorQueenUnicorn
      @WarriorQueenUnicorn 5 годин тому +6

      ​@@Omni0404Yes. Yes I can.

    • @ntdscherer
      @ntdscherer 5 годин тому +3

      This is a correct correction correction. Some corrections are just so dumb. Like the guy who thought "Ya Burnt" was about physical fire.

    • @IAmFJ1
      @IAmFJ1 3 години тому +1

      Ouch

  • @calibby85
    @calibby85 4 години тому +1

    This one was a real fave, even though you didnt addresss doing ya burnt on airbnb a sponsor of Family Trips

    • @canadaclaret
      @canadaclaret Годину тому

      I mentioned that in the comments

  • @FluidoftheDruids
    @FluidoftheDruids 6 годин тому +6

    At 14:19 the teeth on the ferret hanging from the ring clearly aren't ferret teeth. Ferrets have a space between their incisors and their top canines that their bottom canines can rest between. Those are vampire fangs Elmers Glued onto a coked up ferret. For shame, Seth. For shame.

    • @jmmerk
      @jmmerk 6 годин тому +1

      It just identifies as a mongoose.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 6 годин тому

      They had to reuse the props from Celeb Baby Teeth; times are hard, and teeth are teeth.

    • @WarriorQueenUnicorn
      @WarriorQueenUnicorn 5 годин тому +1

      ​@@sherinameless1618I heard that! 😂

  • @GLidstroem
    @GLidstroem 5 годин тому +2

    The flying cocaine circus made me laugh unreasonably much

  • @ghilemaer
    @ghilemaer 6 годин тому +2

    Is it just me or did Seth channel the Lollipop Guild at 10:45? 😂

  • @scaram0uche
    @scaram0uche 6 годин тому +1

    Seth, you could absolutely do a small cabaret tour... and open with your Wilkomen rendition!

  • @jessehammer123
    @jessehammer123 5 годин тому +3

    “Out the wazoo” and “up the wazoo” are both correct. I’m tired of these ivory tower elitists telling me I can’t say “up the wazoo”. What’s next, considering other people’s feelings?! Ew!
    (Only the second half of that was a joke.)

  • @nymcopeland6037
    @nymcopeland6037 6 годин тому +2

    Best corrections in a while

  • @rowanmarlow7402
    @rowanmarlow7402 5 годин тому +1

    One day, unannounced, you could get some real trained ferrets for a mood booster. One just pops out of your desk at the end of corrections. Imagine if you actually found a ferret circus.

  • @johnmarkguerra
    @johnmarkguerra 5 годин тому +1

    14:35 This is giving 1993 Conan vibes. Just a fever dream to a silent studio.

  • @stephen3164
    @stephen3164 4 години тому +3

    Peacock has a new show called “The Day of the Jackal”, and we’re to believe Seth had NOTHING to do with it? Really? Really? Really? I might start watching it JUST to post corrections about it here!

  • @carmeldebertaut5736
    @carmeldebertaut5736 6 годин тому +3

    We need the ferrets every week.