I play as France... but I Can't Attack

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  • Опубліковано 8 лис 2024

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  • @Jimarkus
    @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому +48

    The last minute of the video was cut off, rest assured I swiftly conquered the Soviets, but if you want to see it for yourself, watch it here - ua-cam.com/video/ukumgJwlBXA/v-deo.html.
    Now I did cheat a couple of times (I misunderstood the rules), thats a south park joke, anyways I did cheat so I need a punishment, comment a punishment for me below (ideally hoi4 related).
    Try Surf Shark Here! - surfshark.com/jimarkus

    • @Minigunny1
      @Minigunny1 2 місяці тому +14

      Same challenge but instead of playing France, you play Democratic Luxembourg

    • @michealbrennan8107
      @michealbrennan8107 2 місяці тому +5

      World conquest as democratic haiti

    • @TheSharkhead-jg2nx
      @TheSharkhead-jg2nx 2 місяці тому +2

      you finally win the Surrounded Germany Mod ( I forgot the Mod's name).

    • @Princip777
      @Princip777 2 місяці тому +2

      survive as finland till 1944 and try getting not an inch lost achievement

    • @Princip777
      @Princip777 2 місяці тому

      @@TheSharkhead-jg2nx i think its battle of seelow heights

  • @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad
    @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad 2 місяці тому +108

    Inviting the czechs to your faction but making them give up the sudetenland is crazy.

  • @bilalstudent6572
    @bilalstudent6572 2 місяці тому +157

    Jimarkus this video was so good that I didnt even get to edge, I just instantly combusted at the sight of its notification

  • @eliaramouz2587
    @eliaramouz2587 2 місяці тому +100

    Today gentleman, is the 79 anniversary of the end of ww2. May all the dead be remembered and rest in peace.

    • @gaib.mp440
      @gaib.mp440 2 місяці тому +12

      I will edge for them 🦅🦅🦅🦅

    • @thefirehydrationunit5887
      @thefirehydrationunit5887 2 місяці тому +1

      @@gaib.mp440 bruh

    • @FoxariumForever
      @FoxariumForever 2 місяці тому +2

      The good guys lost

    • @ZackShark1
      @ZackShark1 2 місяці тому +5

      @@FoxariumForever so edgy and cool

    • @FoxariumForever
      @FoxariumForever 2 місяці тому +1

      @@ZackShark1 It's great because I can be edgy, cool, and 100% correct at the same time.

  • @rcsx839
    @rcsx839 2 місяці тому +36

    11:55 cmon lmao

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому +5

      Dont worry justice will be served and I will be sentenced to hoi4 jail

    • @worldofinformation481
      @worldofinformation481 6 днів тому

      @@Jimarkus Who will sentence jail to the most powerful general or leader you can kick on their ass.

  • @AFLINLIMKELVINBINABDULLAHMoe
    @AFLINLIMKELVINBINABDULLAHMoe 2 місяці тому +47

    attack the D point

  • @khloridee
    @khloridee 2 місяці тому +33

    "Yeah the chinese wall is strong"
    Turks: You sure about that?

  • @coolmonkeywomenboy5802
    @coolmonkeywomenboy5802 2 місяці тому +18

    So good i couldn't stop BUSTING!

    • @Monke4819.
      @Monke4819. 2 місяці тому +1

      @@coolmonkeywomenboy5802 yes shi yes thank you so much

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому

      😬😬😬 no comment 🤣🤣🤣

    • @enzymcs2992
      @enzymcs2992 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Jimarkus oil up dawg

    • @Tripintrios
      @Tripintrios Місяць тому

      @@Jimarkus I’m edging

    • @OfficialSylvantis
      @OfficialSylvantis Місяць тому

      GET OU-

  • @dhmo7577
    @dhmo7577 2 місяці тому +15

    Jimarkus, hollow being and bittersteel upload the same week hoi4 is back

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому +3

      Hoi4 trifecta

  • @ObaidFaisal
    @ObaidFaisal 2 місяці тому +4

    perfect cut at the end, i'd also send men to my cauc-

  • @Disco_Japan
    @Disco_Japan 2 місяці тому +7

    France needs a Triple Maginot Line bruh

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому +1

      They really do lol

  • @TheTrumpToy-k2j
    @TheTrumpToy-k2j 2 місяці тому +8

    This guy is the best hoi4 player ever!

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому +1

      Thx mate! (You're the best viewer ever)

  • @optiqal477
    @optiqal477 2 місяці тому +4

    Artillery is pointless for just defense, support maybe but line is a waste.
    Rushing engineer techs is a big buff for defence because you get increased entrachment which is da shit

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому +1

      I see thx for the advice mate

  • @Randomn_Polandball
    @Randomn_Polandball 2 місяці тому +3

    the germans got dunkirked 21:21

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому +1

      Damn I just noticed, the reverse dunkirk is wild

  • @J7Handle
    @J7Handle 2 місяці тому +1

    Small mistakes in the fallback lines, you held the forest tile of Sedan ahead of the Meuse river when you said you wanted to fall back behind, frankly I think it was for the best, you also had 7 divisions just hanging out behind the frontline instead of at the front.
    Btw, another challenge I did myself recently that I think is pretty interesting is the area defense order only run (I played Germany and micromanaged my pre-war volunteers as normal, but after actually going to war I did area defense orders only). The difficulty of getting area defense divisions to efficiently attack or even defend territory is tricky.
    Edit: yeah, it was actually the city of Reims you were putting divisions on despite not being at the front.

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому +1

      thx for the advice!

  • @Marshal-Lands
    @Marshal-Lands 2 місяці тому +1

    I love your content it’s funny, strategic and somehow you have so much commentary, also you convinced to try hoi4 don't know how the navy works

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому +2

      Thanks Mate!

  • @duckmeem
    @duckmeem 2 місяці тому +5

    15:20 my men dont learn the lesson from the french communist video

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому +2

      lol you are an og if you saw that vid

  • @KoffiD
    @KoffiD 2 місяці тому +1

    bro attacks +5 times

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому +1

      😅 Had a few slip ups huh

  • @Indiansoysauce
    @Indiansoysauce 2 місяці тому +4

    I just realized britsteal is BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD

  • @Why_Are_You_Reading_My_Name
    @Why_Are_You_Reading_My_Name 2 місяці тому +4

    I wanna watch but I need to sleep I swear commander jimarkus is torturing me

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому +2

      My bad 🤣🤣🤣

    • @enzymcs2992
      @enzymcs2992 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Jimarkusdo the thugshaker

  • @TheRealRandomGrunt
    @TheRealRandomGrunt 2 місяці тому +1

    I violently edge to your videos yet ultimately i combust before i even begin

  • @darrenlee6432
    @darrenlee6432 2 місяці тому +2

    Ur such a good UA-camr u always read ur comments

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому +1

      I love reading 📚

    • @darrenlee6432
      @darrenlee6432 2 місяці тому

      @@Jimarkus I can see that

  • @Snapple15
    @Snapple15 2 місяці тому +1

    you have some of the funniest gameplay

  • @NiskaMagnusson
    @NiskaMagnusson 2 місяці тому +1

    now play as a coastal nation and only naval invade rather than attack, because you truly hate yourself

  • @Jager-x3j
    @Jager-x3j 2 місяці тому +3

    Captain jimarkus reports again

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому +1

      I'm back

    • @Jager-x3j
      @Jager-x3j 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Jimarkus w captain

  • @realperson.4339
    @realperson.4339 2 місяці тому +1

    the return of rimmy's megainot line?

  • @rob2540
    @rob2540 2 місяці тому +3

    Lol didn't even notice you cheating accidentaly😂😂😂

    • @sup3rlu1gi
      @sup3rlu1gi 2 місяці тому +1

      i did

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому +2

      Lol I kinda messed up 😅

  • @Dedelblute3
    @Dedelblute3 2 місяці тому

    Personally I always go for the alt democratic path. Going right side gives your leader some pp gain and the bonuses to industry on that side are pretty dang gud. I then go for the little entente because it’s just Buy Time but better, and finally once I’ve done ALL THAT I devalue the Franc.

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому

      interesting order!

  • @WatermelonVR_Ice
    @WatermelonVR_Ice 2 місяці тому +1

    29:59 the battle of the bulge all over again

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому +1

      spanish version

    • @WatermelonVR_Ice
      @WatermelonVR_Ice 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Jimarkus 🤓☝️erm if it was Spanish Nazi germany would of been Spain not Germany so it’s typically not Spanish

  • @Proudmadarastan
    @Proudmadarastan Місяць тому

    This is just normal France-

  • @xxbone_dogxx
    @xxbone_dogxx 25 днів тому

    Just voilently cumbusted before the video even started, thanks!😃

  • @cosmical1004
    @cosmical1004 2 місяці тому

    its like the old gun but it goes brrrrrr instead of brt brt brt-A wise man

  • @Janbo760
    @Janbo760 Місяць тому

    You should not be using last stands unless it is absolutely necessary because you lose large amount of command power, equipment and manpower

  • @JameyFine
    @JameyFine Місяць тому

    You're a better france leader

  • @waveiscursed
    @waveiscursed 2 місяці тому +1

    I suggest that you add some failures as complete videos, so that the viewers know that there is a chance you will lose, and are on the edge of their seats the whole time

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому

      for sure man, well I lost my seelow heights video if you want to see me suffer!

  • @pstrok
    @pstrok 2 місяці тому +4

    did you increase the production of baguettes?

  • @Havertz372z
    @Havertz372z 2 місяці тому

    Bro is cooking

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому

      thx, call me chef ramsey

  • @MaxAiden-hy5gj
    @MaxAiden-hy5gj 2 місяці тому +3

    Me watching this while having tuition

  • @Stxrmymp4
    @Stxrmymp4 2 місяці тому

    another amazing video by jimarkus

  • @IIIrd_French_empire
    @IIIrd_French_empire 29 днів тому

    21:35 blud dunkerked germany

  • @blueyheeler-rc8uq
    @blueyheeler-rc8uq 2 місяці тому

    I love your hoi4 vids it's what got me into hoi4 again I realized I had almost 23k hours playing it before watching you lol😅

  • @user-uc3en5xt5v
    @user-uc3en5xt5v 2 місяці тому

    The British Troops in Africa having taken all of Libya while the French Troops in Africa stood around:

  • @nikolasrpak6187
    @nikolasrpak6187 2 місяці тому

    Idk ehy but i think Jimarkus looks like a chad

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому +1

      My mom always said I was handsome!

  • @awesomeguygamingmc8725
    @awesomeguygamingmc8725 2 місяці тому

    Captain Jimarkus, Can you try playing Black Ice, Darkest hour, World Ablaze or winning Seelow height??? Also, love your videos and watching you suffer till you lose your insanity!!😊😁

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому +1

      Will do, I love loosing my sanity!

  • @martind5653
    @martind5653 2 місяці тому

    not sure if you mentioned any reason but do you know you should make attack order/plan even when only defending, especially if you use Grand battleplan. Planning bonus that builds up still applies even when defending. (or at least it did when I played)

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому

      Dude I d8dnt know that, will do!

    • @martind5653
      @martind5653 2 місяці тому

      @@Jimarkus things you learn trying to survive as Czechoslovakia. I was always wondering while battles usually start so well and overtime my front collapses lol. But yeah every time divisions aren't in battle(under attack) they build up a planning bonus, that gives bonuses to battle, doesn't matter if attacking or defending. And the grand battle plan gives you like additional 30% planning in second research?

  • @adolfkitler7278
    @adolfkitler7278 2 місяці тому

    Best video ever

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому

      Thx ado... wait what's your name?

  • @aloab5129
    @aloab5129 2 місяці тому

    battle of sedan 2

  • @fmm9971
    @fmm9971 2 місяці тому +1

    Continue ❤❤

  • @starshield2075
    @starshield2075 2 місяці тому

    Hoi4 but I'm Poland so I will sub

  • @Canada1994
    @Canada1994 2 місяці тому

    I never bother trying to unite the allies and entente or do the Stresa front as Britain always rejected it BUT that was in 2020 when La Resistance came out. Have they changed it so Britain accepts it more since then?

  • @OmegaCT55555
    @OmegaCT55555 2 місяці тому

    As punishment you must play as Korea (Free them as Japan then play them) but you can only make guns and can only have 1 infantry in your division and only have 24 divisions in total oh and no mods

  • @blocky_969
    @blocky_969 2 місяці тому

    next play germany but u cant remilitarize the rhine

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому

      Ohhhh that could be cool

  • @AlexFedel-bp8fu
    @AlexFedel-bp8fu 2 місяці тому

    Defense wins championships

  • @TheRatattat
    @TheRatattat 2 місяці тому

    Dominican republic World conquest

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому

      Lol 😆 sounds painful

  • @KadenKoh
    @KadenKoh 2 місяці тому

    Dang this is unbelievable how do you do it?

  • @Sodastone000
    @Sodastone000 2 місяці тому

    Play as Switzerland

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому

      Super duper soon

    • @Sodastone000
      @Sodastone000 2 місяці тому

      @@Jimarkus you better i'll find you

  • @Manga-artist-pete
    @Manga-artist-pete 2 місяці тому

    Hello, great day from school, ig

  • @matthewstovold9439
    @matthewstovold9439 2 місяці тому

    good

  • @cool_space1
    @cool_space1 2 місяці тому

    bro attacked a tile in africa and said he didnt attack 16:20

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому

      actually that was my allies if you look closely you can see its the blue divisions and Im green🤓

    • @cool_space1
      @cool_space1 2 місяці тому

      @@Jimarkus oh

    • @Black._arrow
      @Black._arrow 2 місяці тому

      @@Jimarkus funniest comment I’ve ever seen

  • @bruv685
    @bruv685 2 місяці тому

    19:50 just needs time to oil up/????

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому

      pretty sus I know

  • @Randomn_Polandball
    @Randomn_Polandball 2 місяці тому +1

    im commenting before watching it

  • @CeeCeeNinjaGD
    @CeeCeeNinjaGD Місяць тому

    Cheese

  • @oliverwortley3822
    @oliverwortley3822 2 місяці тому +1

    daddy

  • @Captain-Hat-Mask
    @Captain-Hat-Mask 2 місяці тому +1

    Why no end of vid

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому +1

      Hmmm just noticed that, whoops

  • @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad
    @solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad 2 місяці тому +1

    What is that ending?

  • @AdidasDoge1
    @AdidasDoge1 2 місяці тому +1

    day 16 of asking for a world conquest as switzerland

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому +1

      One day...

    • @AdidasDoge1
      @AdidasDoge1 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Jimarkus cant wait for 20 days

  • @nanoxb9754
    @nanoxb9754 2 місяці тому

    I hope you play with Sudan 🇸🇩 on 3/9/2024😊 in this day😁!!, there is a civil war here so it is very difficult🤏😁, and there are some bad things in Sudan🤕 but I can't explain them to you because there are a lot of them😅
    So please do it in the next video please!!! 😊🙏✨️

    • @nanoxb9754
      @nanoxb9754 2 місяці тому

      Hopefully you will win with it😁👌,
      Good luck If you accept it😊👍✨️

    • @nanoxb9754
      @nanoxb9754 2 місяці тому

      I am subscriber to your channel 😊🎉✨️and I gave like to your video😁👌

    • @Red_Platinuum
      @Red_Platinuum 2 місяці тому

      @@nanoxb9754 I remember last year I played as sudan in HOI4 mellinium dawn mod

    • @nanoxb9754
      @nanoxb9754 2 місяці тому

      @@Red_Platinuum oh cool bro

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому

      Ill look into it

  • @dylanram4653
    @dylanram4653 2 місяці тому

    whats the music at 18:20

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому

      from russia with love

  • @Griffinn8120
    @Griffinn8120 2 місяці тому

    Play the mod again Jim yiu just beat it

  • @Princip777
    @Princip777 2 місяці тому

    cheat!!! rahhhh

  • @tymurleshan411
    @tymurleshan411 2 місяці тому

    🎩
    🧐🍷

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому +2

      Harry po-er

    • @tymurleshan411
      @tymurleshan411 2 місяці тому

      @@Jimarkus I can only assume what have you tried to tell me by this sentence, but as far as I know that phrase is used to point at the Bri'ish pronunciation of the letter "t" and I am pretty sure that I would have been very offended by your try to hurt my feelings, but, unfortunately for you, I am not an english sir. I am a ukrainian. :)

  • @Red_Platinuum
    @Red_Platinuum 2 місяці тому

    Yoy ended the video too early

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому

      Hmmm I did, something got messed up

  • @MaxAiden-hy5gj
    @MaxAiden-hy5gj 2 місяці тому

    Here

  • @gwenbrinlee2099
    @gwenbrinlee2099 2 місяці тому

    You shouldve just play great war redux you are just being france ww1

  • @Randomguy-kz7sk
    @Randomguy-kz7sk 2 місяці тому

    whatttttt

  • @Svierg
    @Svierg 2 місяці тому

    11:55 ?????

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому

      yes I am now a hoi4 felon pardon my mistake

  • @jeffxie1
    @jeffxie1 2 місяці тому

    Why is jimarkus replying to almost every comment

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому +1

      because I love my fans!

  • @AlexFedel-bp8fu
    @AlexFedel-bp8fu 2 місяці тому

    ?

  • @Feeunasked
    @Feeunasked 2 місяці тому

    44 seconds ago??

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому

      Yes you're super duper early!

  • @PonPonovichponnahu
    @PonPonovichponnahu Місяць тому

    the mic quality became better just for ad, wow

  • @yousseftrab3615
    @yousseftrab3615 2 місяці тому

    i mean its historical

  • @MaxAiden-hy5gj
    @MaxAiden-hy5gj 2 місяці тому

    2 min ago?

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому

      Yeah man youre early gang today!

  • @bighit20100
    @bighit20100 2 місяці тому +1

    Stopped watching half way. I loved the idea of the challenge but you broke the rules just way too many times. You attacked several times, then from 1945 attack date, you went to 1944 and then 1943… dissapointing 😢

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому +3

      😭😭😭

  • @rarcatweewoo
    @rarcatweewoo 2 місяці тому +1

    hehe first comment :3

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 місяці тому

      WWWWW early bird gets the worm

    • @rarcatweewoo
      @rarcatweewoo 2 місяці тому

      @@Jimarkus i love worms :)

  • @sillyfisheee1084
    @sillyfisheee1084 2 місяці тому

    i got the game cause of u now im addicted and lost

  • @OmegaCT55555
    @OmegaCT55555 2 місяці тому

    As punishment you must play as Korea (Free them as Japan then play them) but you can only make guns and can only have 1 infantry in your division and only have 24 divisions in total oh and no mods