@@icybabol221 he loved cats lmao. I think one of his daughters/sons once said that he had a cat and he sometimes sat on his chair and he just let him stay there and sat on other chairs
Dude went to declare independence from germany and Adolf was just like "yeah sure, you deserve it bro :)" and then you just betrayed his trust, how rude lmao
@@Jimarkus Kind of refreshing though since a lot of paradox tubers only upload the 10th run that went perfect, and even sometimes cheat. You and a few like Laith will show the fails and suffering.
Most semi popular hoi4 youtubers cheat, around the 500 to 80000 subs range is where it's most prevalent. If you go through backlogs of many hoi4 youtubers you can find a video where they spawn in 40000 fighters, or a war where you can see they took near zero casualties. You can absolutely 'cheese' the games war system. VERY easily with fighter+paradrop spam. Even if you don't instantly capitulate a country, you can just take out a countries backlines with paratroopers and then run them down when they have no supplies because of how no step back changed the game without accounting for stuff like paratroopers. The reality is, they're just really really awful at the game but they want to make that hoi4 ad revenue, or they have imposter syndrome. If you have an entertaining personality, that's actually enough for content. Hoi4 is just a backdrop for humor and fun and imagination. Some people don't get that. Isorrowproductions is the staple for edgy brainrotted zoomerhumor, and he used to be really god awful at hoi4 and editing and even finishing games, frequently he'd just frontline battleplan+AFK and then add commentary over in post in the early days. Just saying it's not a surprise that he's bad, most hoi4 youtubers are.
You should use more army group frontlines and less right clicks. Use single army frontlines only for concentrated attacks, but not for the whole front. When marking an army group frontline you should use Shift+RMB rather than just RMB to mix the armies. Never overconcentrate your army and don't leave frontlines unmanned and unmanaged, even if you are not at war Also don't use defensive line to defend a front. You lose one tile and troops will automatically try to get back there and it may easily result in high casualties. Also you don't get any planning bonus from that. When you are fighting on all fronts you should prepare an offensive on one and completely seal the rest shut. To do so, you have to use infantry with some artillery support and at least lvl 2 engineers (the more the merrier), AA support and battalions and also AT support if there are a lot of enemy tanks. Those should also have the bonuses and width appropriate for their terrain. If possible add some artillery and forts on top, draw an army group front line with an attack plan to get the bonus. You may also add Static Warfare army idea on top and assign Ambusher trait to generals and Unyielding Defender for a field marshal. That is a recipe for an impenetrable defense. Only if you are sure that your defense is solid you can choose a front where you attack. Always try going for encirclements and do them manually, but you should still use an army group attack plan for the planning bonus
I did this once, the allies forgot to put boats in the channel for so i ended up naval invading Britain. The game started to break down during the soviet invasion though. It just started to crash whenever i loaded that particular save.
This game is so ahistorical. In real history Polish nationalists fought with National socialista. One of the National camp even was killed in con. Camp. In reality Bolesław Piasecki created an anti nazi militia called Confederation of the nation and fought for indepence. Also Roman Dmowski was strict anti german, and he saw a possibility to form alliance with soviets against Germany.
@@Ian501st Also Roman Dmowski shouldnt be leader of the faction. In this time he had very bad health. Also ideologically Polish nationalists are not fascists. They should be as authoritharian/non aligned faction. To be honest sanation government which was in power in Poland in that historical period was closely to fascist ideology.
@@v4bis445The only axis country that actually has a dlc is italy, you can get it with "by blood alone". As for the commintern you have "no step back" which expends the soviet union and polish focus tree
You don’t need anti-tank in single player. The AI does not know how to make actual tank divisions. They use more of a historical tank template. The AI does not know how to make actual tank templates. You don’t need an tank at all. You’re just wasting manpower and resources.
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
Yo dude, love the vibe of your videos man. But I think your videos would be better quality if you put your back into it, like plan your move ahead, the idea of backstabbing hitler was great, you could have won that
im a pole, im at the third minute of the vid and actually you pronounced falanga right, endencja only the en and dwójka only the dw dwójka is like dwoouykah and endencja is: en, de is like "the" and ncja is like nsya
I mean, you said "Falanga" and "Sanacja" just like a normal polish person would said, but the other words... naaaah, they sounded like you were drunk russian eating half rotten potato
bro when playimg hopi4 try to keep your army organized. like stop assigning different orders in normal situations where its just one front use the army group as the front line
hitler didnt want *only danzig*, it was the casus belli (if you see Danzig history in ww2, you would understand it was a MESS), but in reality Hitler wanted all the german speaking parts of polands, and Poznan and Katowice where germans at the time
mussolini being called a lion tamer and losing to the british who have lions as national animal is so funny to me
Fr lol
mf wasnt a lion tamer
cat tamer for sure
@@icybabol221 he loved cats lmao. I think one of his daughters/sons once said that he had a cat and he sometimes sat on his chair and he just let him stay there and sat on other chairs
@@AlBanoCarrisi0ff This is why I love Mussolini.
Dude went to declare independence from germany and Adolf was just like "yeah sure, you deserve it bro :)" and then you just betrayed his trust, how rude lmao
im polish and you did it in russian accent
Woops lol
How do you pronounce it then?
Who cares?😂
@@Burritodude227 dwójka = dvuyka
@@Grey_Pigeon Me, i care
Maybe remaining in the Axis was better than trying to fight an OP axis
Lol probably, but that's lame
Wow, when he said he was bad, i did not expect him to be THIS bad
ummm, yeah i suck lol
@@Jimarkus Kind of refreshing though since a lot of paradox tubers only upload the 10th run that went perfect, and even sometimes cheat.
You and a few like Laith will show the fails and suffering.
Most semi popular hoi4 youtubers cheat, around the 500 to 80000 subs range is where it's most prevalent. If you go through backlogs of many hoi4 youtubers you can find a video where they spawn in 40000 fighters, or a war where you can see they took near zero casualties.
You can absolutely 'cheese' the games war system. VERY easily with fighter+paradrop spam. Even if you don't instantly capitulate a country, you can just take out a countries backlines with paratroopers and then run them down when they have no supplies because of how no step back changed the game without accounting for stuff like paratroopers.
The reality is, they're just really really awful at the game but they want to make that hoi4 ad revenue, or they have imposter syndrome.
If you have an entertaining personality, that's actually enough for content. Hoi4 is just a backdrop for humor and fun and imagination. Some people don't get that. Isorrowproductions is the staple for edgy brainrotted zoomerhumor, and he used to be really god awful at hoi4 and editing and even finishing games, frequently he'd just frontline battleplan+AFK and then add commentary over in post in the early days.
Just saying it's not a surprise that he's bad, most hoi4 youtubers are.
I do(nt) mean to brag but i think im worse
@@Jimarkus coming from the guy who beat Germany in elite💀
As a polish person im outraged
me also
My bad 😬
It’s a game
And im happy Except Poznań
"as a polish plumber I'm butthurt"
okay Janusz.
Did something like this as Romania Communist, I was calling Stalin "papa stalin" and he gave me lend leases
Lol 😆
How! Tell me
@@mr.trollman. Spam improve relations, join their faction, turn communist
@@shipsability thank you papa tank
No
Looks like Bittersteel might have a new disaster save on his hands here (you should totally send it btw)
HMMMM good idea
Quick tip when reading Polish: Pronounce the „j” like an english „i” and pronounce the „g” using the same pronunciation as in the name „Gordon”.
thx for the advice man
j am gordoning to federal prjson
Also sz = sh, cz = ch, and letters with ’ in them are soft. (well except ó, it's pronounced as u)
@@ratisgood4448 lol
paradox youtubers don’t study foreign languages, pearls before swine
You should use more army group frontlines and less right clicks. Use single army frontlines only for concentrated attacks, but not for the whole front. When marking an army group frontline you should use Shift+RMB rather than just RMB to mix the armies. Never overconcentrate your army and don't leave frontlines unmanned and unmanaged, even if you are not at war
Also don't use defensive line to defend a front. You lose one tile and troops will automatically try to get back there and it may easily result in high casualties. Also you don't get any planning bonus from that.
When you are fighting on all fronts you should prepare an offensive on one and completely seal the rest shut. To do so, you have to use infantry with some artillery support and at least lvl 2 engineers (the more the merrier), AA support and battalions and also AT support if there are a lot of enemy tanks. Those should also have the bonuses and width appropriate for their terrain.
If possible add some artillery and forts on top, draw an army group front line with an attack plan to get the bonus. You may also add Static Warfare army idea on top and assign Ambusher trait to generals and Unyielding Defender for a field marshal. That is a recipe for an impenetrable defense.
Only if you are sure that your defense is solid you can choose a front where you attack. Always try going for encirclements and do them manually, but you should still use an army group attack plan for the planning bonus
blud wrote an entire guide for hoi4 😭 🙏
@@silversnakeanimations79 Well, I could do it, I wanted to give some advice, so I did it
I did this once, the allies forgot to put boats in the channel for so i ended up naval invading Britain. The game started to break down during the soviet invasion though. It just started to crash whenever i loaded that particular save.
Jimarkus: gib independance
Mr Smitler: ok
Jimarkus: visible confusion
Lol 😆
DWOSZKA!
💀💀
IM SO PISSED RIGHT NOW!
uhhhhh
Doing what to mr german ruler? 🤨
It's in the title lol 😆
@@Jimarkus 1:24 🤨
@@Jimarkusbaguett hmmmm
probably the funniest hoi4 vid i've seen in a long time. maybe my humor's broken who knows
Lol 😆
23:35 ayo whats that
Ummm..... don't expose me 😵💫
@@Jimarkus ahh~~
@@suitednoob god why'd you put those 2 letters after ahh
daddy germany 😫
Hey man I had to survive
4:08 "Ask the Belgians how well Neutrality defended them in 1914"
Your the only hoi4 youtubers whose humor i like
Thx man
yeah bc he’s not afraid if it gets him demonetized which is based
Agreed
The polish watching this in suffering, also great video
Thx man, yeah lots of poles watch my channel, I'm sorry for their ears
@@Jimarkus as an Pole atleast you invaded germany at the end (you should commit reset character tho)
3:24 you actually pronounced that right weirdly thats a fact but it was right
I said something right? Lets go
Guys!! Bully him in the comments, NOW
Nooooooo 😨
Nah, I'm good.
...
......
Ignoring the fact that I'm not Polish, so I'd be the pot calling the kettle black if I did.
ha this was the best chill hoi4 gameplay I've seen! keep up the good work!
+Sub
Thanks for subbing!
i lost this amazing channel for months, i remembered it, my life is now complete
The moral of the story is to never ever rely on the allies as Poland
Your videos are amazing man
I appreciate that!
I would really like to play some multiplayer with this guy.
maybe one day ill host an rp game
Poland basically chose the friends who always ditch you at parties
What the hell is up with those noises 😂
I'm weird
@@Jimarkus nuh uh
Like if u don't know how to do Navy in hoi4 👇 (W vid)
Like begger
Thx, but I do know how to navy
@@Bulbs_Productions Its an honest statement
@@Jimarkus teach me your ways, navy tutorial?
@@jacobroeske2380its an honest statement 👆🤓
bro that Dwójka russian accent just killed me. it's read like d-v-oo-y-k-ah. sound it out in your mind if you want lol
Any other polish path:
Kingdom of Poland paths: 🧏♂️🤫
The words of Alex the rambler cas is king and him crying in pain when you have no cas
honestly sometimes seeing someone lose is more entertaining than seeing them win.
"Its not gay if you like it" actually made me spit out my food
Don’t worry, it’s pride month, so you are excused
LMAO
I love this song (my pierwsza brygada! Strzelecka gromada, na stos rzuciliśmy nasz życia los na stos na stos ❤)
Im polish and german and don’t know what to think about what is happening in this video.
Maybe upload it as a disaster save and let people handle that situation! I still think it is doable :)
hmmm ur right, someone who is good at the game can probably do it!
@@Jimarkus Bitt3rsteel maybe?
Me thinking the agencies name was dë Vodka
lol
Tbh it’s really similar
This game is so ahistorical. In real history Polish nationalists fought with National socialista. One of the National camp even was killed in con. Camp. In reality Bolesław Piasecki created an anti nazi militia called Confederation of the nation and fought for indepence. Also Roman Dmowski was strict anti german, and he saw a possibility to form alliance with soviets against Germany.
Huh, good to know
@@Ian501st Also Roman Dmowski shouldnt be leader of the faction. In this time he had very bad health. Also ideologically Polish nationalists are not fascists. They should be as authoritharian/non aligned faction. To be honest sanation government which was in power in Poland in that historical period was closely to fascist ideology.
Man paradox needs to so some research
Who ordered a yappuchino?
1:58 Jimarkus be like: BABUSHKA!
Bro how do you not have more subs, you definetly deserve more man, keep up the good work❤
Working on it!
To be honest no one has ever done this. I thought it was a mod at first
Props for surviving as Poland for so long.
"Fa-laa-n-jist"
I believe it's "Faa-lang-ist"
hmmmm ur probably right, thx for advice
Lore of Simping for Germany as Poland ( Hearts of Iron 4 ) momentum 100
The ge4mans got confused by how the allies got to denmark
did this way way back in no step back but never declared my independence, then by blood alone dropped and i couldnt play my poland game anymore
that sucks, yeah declaring independence is fun, even though its kinda hard to stay alive.
POV: There’s actually 3 different Political Parties in the DPRK 🇰🇵
i am THE WORST in Hoi4 i cant even defeat abyssinia in a month also i always struggle as germany to conquer france and the benelux
7:03 ask our dad for permission Was so funny
lol
1:50 as another slavic you did it almost right but the „j“ is pronounced „i“ and you stress the „w“ thats how it’s pronounced
I hate paradox for making Roman Dmowski patch a german puppet
Sigma rizz skibidi toilet
hi bro, great video, to start playing which dlc do you recommend me to use?
depends on what countries you like
@@Jimarkus axis countries / commintern countries ??
@@v4bis445The only axis country that actually has a dlc is italy, you can get it with "by blood alone". As for the commintern you have "no step back" which expends the soviet union and polish focus tree
The worst path for Poland paradox made, realistically and historically speaking. Dmowski wasn't a fascist, and he wasn't pro nazi
when swpped universe goes to far💀💀
Ah yes Poland can into space but the catch is that Poland has to simp for Germany run be like: 🇵🇱😎👍💀✊
Dwojka means 2.
Can you play as Italy but go down to Italy First on the Foreign Affairs. Also do the Focus Spanish-Italian Alliance.
Bro really said to Mr Adolf... Daddy
The way he said Endecja makes me want to commiy multiple cases of [Redacted]
Atleast he pronounced Falanga correctly
lol, my bad
@@Jimarkus also you pronounce it like end-e-c-i-a idk if you understand
You don’t need anti-tank in single player. The AI does not know how to make actual tank divisions. They use more of a historical tank template. The AI does not know how to make actual tank templates. You don’t need an tank at all. You’re just wasting manpower and resources.
2:00 My ears have been cursed in ways unimagineable
LMAO
We have reversable hoeism in HOI4 before GTA6
“I’m not very good at hearts of iron”
That’s the thing, no one is
Kałach is good at this game
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
As a Czech I’m outraged for the pronunciations as well.
Yo dude, love the vibe of your videos man. But I think your videos would be better quality if you put your back into it, like plan your move ahead, the idea of backstabbing hitler was great, you could have won that
yeah im sure i could have, it probably would have taken a while, I suck at this game lol
im a pole, im at the third minute of the vid and actually you pronounced falanga right, endencja only the en and dwójka only the dw
dwójka is like dwoouykah and endencja is: en, de is like "the" and ncja is like nsya
When I play as Germany, I make friends with Poland.
That's nice ☺️
@@Jimarkus As the German Empire
@@Jimarkus Still, we are good friends. One time, Poland colonized Australia.
this is very high quality content
Thx
Ironically simping for USSR is better cuz you can get your land back
yap
well well well that might have to be the next video
My ears are bleeding from this
Poland without balls:
Sanaszja, Romen Dmorawski XDDD, o kurwa...
If you want play better Poland download Historical Poland Redux
Right Wing: defend Poland at all costs
Left Wing:
I mean, you said "Falanga" and "Sanacja" just like a normal polish person would said, but the other words... naaaah, they sounded like you were drunk russian eating half rotten potato
we are still Slavs so have a better knowledge of Polish pronunciations than your average anglo
@@pc_suffering6941 Bro, i'm from poland 💀💀
@@Maks09111 and I'm from Russia (well, at least now) and I cringe when foreigners butcher Slavic words and names
@@pc_suffering6941 I just kinda laugh at it, not at them, but how it sounds
As an English speaker I'm not outraged
The Allies can be so dumb sometimes in the game, just make peace with Poland. Nothing is as bad as the Italians in the game though
Yeah, at least you tried.
It wasn't correct, but at least you tried
that word was more like "dvooyka"
First video ive seen from you and im already subscribing nice content man🔥🔥
Appreciate it
Ahegao Poland? NOWAY🤯🤯🤯🤯
1:59 it's "dvooykah" (with silent h)
bro when playimg hopi4 try to keep your army organized. like stop assigning different orders in normal situations where its just one front use the army group as the front line
Oh god the border gore
Drink some tea instead of energy drinks XD
Dishonor before death.
Amazing content!!!!!!
Glad you think so!
Most normal plish playthru
lol
1:58 it would be "dvuyka" in English pronunciation.
best video ever
thx
I liked and subscribed
thx
@@Jimarkus only for yoy my lord
Falanga was quite good but you need to pronounce "a" like in fact , like hard a
OK 👍
bro really played poland in the worst possible way, wtf man
DWÓJKA IS PRONOUNCED DVOYKA
You have zero manpower in reserve that's going to come back to bite you in the ass lol
adolf never wanted poznan and katowice he only wanted danzig so idk why the game is so unhistorical
i mean, yeah this game is wack
@@Jimarkus someone made it half asleep lol
hitler didnt want *only danzig*, it was the casus belli (if you see Danzig history in ww2, you would understand it was a MESS), but in reality Hitler wanted all the german speaking parts of polands, and Poznan and Katowice where germans at the time