You forgot one important point: You need to check your Handbremsseil, because you will be doing a lot of handbreak turning - of course only on private property because the StVO doesn't allow it.
1:25 this is true af, at my school in "Technik" I got a drill permit at the end of the year which says that I know how to press a button on a fu***ng drill
Alleman Performance... I like that. Even though you should additionally check the engine coolant, battery, lighting, and all the rubber parts under the car. Yes I am way to Lazy to find out what the English word for shit like the Domlagerbuchse, or Aggregatträger is.
in Belgium its almost unnecessary as an average Belgian to make any preparations or winter because whether its snowing 1mm, some night frost on the road or raining, people will drive in all three o these cases so bad and slow that all roads in the entire county consist of 1 big infinite traffic jam and, not to speak about old people with a Toyota Yaris driving on the highway on the middle lane at 6:00-9:00 and17:00-19:00h do by any of these! disastrous! You as a rich Emirati- i mean Swiss guy must hate it when we Belgians drive on your snowy roads in the winter when we come over to ski, driving not even close the speed limit while you guys drive around like its winterrally time with your 4x4 Subaru, 6km/h faster then the speedlimit, because thats tolerated :'D
Zenk you for zis very informative video. But i have to tell you, zat since zis winter, you also must switch from summer- to winterpistons. Pistons from ze summer, might have dead insects on zem, which can cause terrible trouble in winter. I don´t know how, but someone told me it is so, and i trust him. He is an engineer.
A winter gearbox would have a longer gearing, to ensure your drive wheels won't slip on take off. You shoukd have included that in the script. :D Also, I love German but if only I knew to speak it
Says "gently, how you would treat a woman"
*starts to punch the tire with his fist*
starts to fist the tire with a punch, ...wait what?
I don't get the joke. He did what he said.
Yakub Irkilmez ... if it feels right you move on....
You forgot one important point: You need to check your Handbremsseil, because you will be doing a lot of handbreak turning - of course only on private property because the StVO doesn't allow it.
Right!
That‘s important, because some people thinke se handbrake brakes the hand, but it doesn‘t... Surprise!
@@Slazlo-Brovnik
Actually right and left.
Only Problem is, most new Cars have an Electric parkin brake without any cable.
Peter, bring mal ne Bremsscheibe! 😂😂😂
Perfect new brakes:
PETER, BRING NEUE BREMSSCHEIBEN.
Money was made that day
What... one month in Switzerland you change it every day bro
“I went to lift school for 4 years, I can now safely operate a lift” 😂 that’s Switzerland for you
I think he referred to Germany.
The world needs to see more of this angry German
no thanks….think we already had enough angry germans……
But wat about ze Blinkerfluid?
Stece you mean Blinklichtflüssigkeit?
GET IT RIGHT!
You nid to chänge to winter fluit
Only for BMW
And the vergaser Innenraum Beleuchtung? 😂
@@csabbat no. BMW does not blinken becauze every blinken lower ze Wert of ze BMW
I trust him, he is a german engineer :)
Finally the angry german is back
As a German my self i have to say it is quite funny
Because the TÜV says you must ! 😂😂😂
He talks about the german way while inspecting a swiss owned Car.
Says the irishman
What does the Handbremse do?
It bremses the Hand.
Also it is rekommändet to bui a winter kar for se winter
Hier könnte Ihre Werbung stehen 😂😂😂
You had me with the winter gearbox 😂
Also, my car replied "Du Schwanz!" when testing ze exhaust. Schould I be worried?
Try to sing another pitch
Vintertransmissionchangen very important for vinterdriven.
Meanwhile in Russian winter,
_Hanz, ze transmission broke!_
I bet they didn't switch to the winter transmission
You forgot to change the blinker fluid. Your blinkers will freeze if you forget to change it.
You forgot to check ze gearsand it sands the gearbox so you always have the best traction on a slippery German Kraftfahrtstraße.
I see Golf R, I click. Stereotypical, but true.
Very Stereotypical Cuz
Posted in the middle of winter:”how to prepare ur car for winter”
1:05 Of course in Germany we do everything right. Is that why you have a Swiss car?
Awfully bold of you to assume i can afford a Golf R ☹️
It seems to me like a green screen was used, but it wasn't.... :D
Of Course not! Only real Cars!
@@SpeedComparer 1:42 Joke from a german mechanic ?.....Impossible...:D
Winter gearbox would be nice idea, only expensive one, with bigger gears you would get more torque which could help with slippery road und ice.
True German car expert Vincent
That was hilarious. I usually listen to my exhaust when the car is running. Now, I shall sing to it. Good. We are moving on!
+1 on the blinker fluid.
1:25 this is true af, at my school in "Technik" I got a drill permit at the end of the year which says that I know how to press a button on a fu***ng drill
AllemanPerformance 💪
Been waiting for 2:39 it was a subtle one
Ich piss mir ein. 😂 Danke Algorithmus, dass du endlich mal Qualität präsentierst!
Winterreifen is love
Irgendwie bist du schon ne Legende...
Alter ist das genial 😂 beim Heckscheibenwischer war’s komplett vorbei 😂😂
Love the sarcasm
LOOK AT THE VW LOGO - THE V AND W ARE JOINED 😂😂😂
We thank allemann performance as well!
AEY WAS MACHST DU DA?
I've been doing it all wrong the entire time now I need to replace the roof.
Top gear need to sign this guy..
2:16 My Elektroauto has no exhaust, what kann I machen?
Buy a proper car
'You need to test the tires gently, like you treat a woman'
*punches tire*
*offensed feminists intensifies*
Oi what about oiling the seals with special grease so the doors won't freeze shut
Alright I'll do 😄👍
Alleman Performance...
I like that.
Even though you should additionally check the engine coolant, battery, lighting, and all the rubber parts under the car.
Yes I am way to Lazy to find out what the English word for shit like the Domlagerbuchse, or Aggregatträger is.
Uncle Vincent, what if we live in Texas and do not have winter?
Then Carry on, Bill.
Amazing🔥
1:41 his face when making the joke with olive 😂
“... and it wishes the Heckscheibe” 😂😂😂😂
And dont forget to change the summer to winter air pressure in the tire
Give Tips how to prapare Body from corona
Dad mit mit der Wintertransmison hat mir den rest gegben
in Belgium its almost unnecessary as an average Belgian to make any preparations or winter because whether its snowing 1mm, some night frost on the road or raining, people will drive in all three o these cases so bad and slow that all roads in the entire county consist of 1 big infinite traffic jam and, not to speak about old people with a Toyota Yaris driving on the highway on the middle lane at 6:00-9:00 and17:00-19:00h do by any of these! disastrous!
You as a rich Emirati- i mean Swiss guy must hate it when we Belgians drive on your snowy roads in the winter when we come over to ski, driving not even close the speed limit while you guys drive around like its winterrally time with your 4x4 Subaru, 6km/h faster then the speedlimit, because thats tolerated :'D
"How to prepare a car for winter"
Tropical countries: "Are we a joke to you?"
Why your are in Zurich, but talk about Germany?:)
The car is from Zurich. Because the Swiss are all stingy, they bring the cars to Germany.
Hey Urs, how is it going in Turbenthal?
ai und de Miroslav us Bülach!
You dont check the blinker fluid?
Love it!
Is that a fast german car?
I Will give a heart to your video - not possible. Like must be enough 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Not sure if the "hallo" at the start was meant to be comical in any way or if i'm as easily entertained as a 2 year old, but it made me giggle.
Klassische UA-cam Videos, so muss das sein 👍🏼😃
When's the Zürich meet?
No date set yet my child
How about prepare your car for 40C in summer?
Immer wieder gut 😂
Hans: Look at zhem. Listen to zhem. Knock on zhem.
Also Hans: Ja, zis Panzerkampfwagen IV ist gud fur Unternehmen Barbarossa!
UUUUUWWEEEEE!! Would have been more accurate ☝🏼
Olive oil must be always virgin the same as some ZA guy living in CH.
How many Würstchen did you essen?
Zenk you for zis very informative video. But i have to tell you, zat since zis winter, you also must switch from summer- to winterpistons. Pistons from ze summer, might have dead insects on zem, which can cause terrible trouble in winter. I don´t know how, but someone told me it is so, and i trust him. He is an engineer.
"Then you inspect them with your hand gently like you would treat a woman" 😂😂😂
Wow! Not a single dislike!
Ah yes, very well
TIL: kanton of Zurich is also an deutschstatten
Schweizer Kennzeichen?
Herrlich
German way but Swiss numberplate?
Whats up with the Swiss plates?
Somehow I ended up in switzerland
@@SpeedComparer Grüezi, entirely unrelated to taxation I assume
@@Loothansa saletti
Winter: **Is a thing for more than 7 weeks now and only lasts for 5 more.**
Speed Comparer: "Rather late than never, right?"
Why does the car has a Swiss license plate
Why is this wolswagnen swiss?
MOAR OF DIS!!!oneone
Winteranfang was 22.Dezember 2019 05.19 Uhr (MEZ)
You are late.
And dont forget to put screws in your tires for maximum grip.
GET IT RIGHT!
braboo, pal👌
Ok now we know you are from Zurich !!
Fun fact: He is not.
A winter gearbox would have a longer gearing, to ensure your drive wheels won't slip on take off. You shoukd have included that in the script. :D
Also, I love German but if only I knew to speak it
Häeckßierwischer ?
Bis ich gemerkt habe dass das ein Scherz ist war ich sehr verwirrt
195 seconds for a winter check including shouting for brake replacement? I have no 195 seconds for this!
Are you a mechanic or engineer
No Marschmusik :(
I have no idea why i watch this video when my country don't have winter season
Swiss be like one month old brakes bro are you crazy you have to change them everyday
This video change my life. I thought you were German but now there are Schweizer Kennzeichen. This makes me confused!
Did anyone notice the swiss Numberplate?
Warum hast du aufgehört, das ist schreiend komisch und hat tonnenweise potential?
Traum Auto 😋
Sir, the tüv does not say that we have to do sis. There is no rule about it.
2:18 *_exhaoust_*
Jes taz a real german rait zere!
You forgot to test ze other Auspuff exhaust! GET IT RIGHT!
Ich lache mehr als ich sollte