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- Опубліковано 22 вер 2024
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Mazel Tuesgays, it's another hot one as Joe futz's around Iowa after undergoing a root canal while Mark has trouble getting into a 49ers game before doing an apartment show in Philly. Check it out!
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How the hell this podcast remained unknown to me for so long is criminal. Mark and Joe are absolutely perfect. So freaking funny.
They riff off each other on a masters class level
It's like they're in each other assholes. Or minds
I love these 2 sooo much. If I'm ever feeling down in the dumps, I can watch this and instantly laugh. Thank you. Y'all have no idea the good y'all can do for someone, just by being yourselves..
"Here's the Clinker" T-shirts.
This guy f'n called it! Well done, fatty!
"Blow your Dad, praise Allah!" T-shirts
Yes, finally a shirt idea we can wear to work 😂
You could never accuse Joe of manspreading
Why not?
@@davidperez5089 look at him
@@huckleberrylachow2202 i know, ever heard of sarcasm fellow queef lover?!
@@huckleberrylachow2202 😂😂😂
I listen every week on SoundCloud, so I'm only here to leave a positive comment for the algorithm.
So leave a positive comment. You just wrote an anecdote.
@@thelyle1399 I will, I will - when the time is right. In the meantime, this little back and forth is even better for the statistics!
Such a Jan Michael Vincent thing to do.
Your a good man.
Didn't know podcasts are on soundcloud , does it have video as well
The most naturally funniest 2 podcasters
Joe: *says something *
Marc: mmmmmmmmmm *looks at ceiling*
or whaaaaaaaaat?
It's Tuesday and I'M FEELIN' GAY!
What is............ A goblin?
😂😂
It's an existential question
A goblin where I grew up was giving someone a good mouthful of cack 😜💥😝😜
40:40
Joe: the top is more difficult because there’s more roots!
Mark: aaaaah the band
"They got a parking spot, they have books" is what makes comedians so opposite than the attacks they often endour... I have no doubt the blind guy from Marks show laughed his ass off after hearing this podcast. That was classic👍
Joe's audio keeps cutting out, right? It's not just me? #conspiracy
He gave the microphone silent re.
Aids its probably aids...
Omg thank you I’m listening on Bluetooth and was about to throw my speaker out the window 😂😂😂
They said "We've fixed the issue with Joe's mic, no need to tweet us about it!" in the description of ep 326. But don't get your hopes up, his mic is still wonky next episode, if not wonkier. At least it's not just me, I'm still gay
Hard to talk out your ass
No one ever knows what I’m talking about when I say I grew up on the turbo graficks ... thanks Mark. 👏🏼😂
Oh, the countless hours I spent playing R-Type & World Court Tennis on that system...
Dementia 5 bonx revenge and twin lap!!!
Curb Your Enthusiasm need to do an episode called "Young Larry". Wherein Larry and Joe meet at a dinner party and bond over similar annoyances and Larry towards the end of the convo realises Joe's thinking, delivery and mannerisms are the same as his and takes a liking to him. Joe doesn't realise it though. He gets validated by Jeff & Suzie too. They play golf, go to the movies, have lunch, tag team against randos who piss them off. Larry is a happy man. But JB Smoove feels threatened and doesn't like this brewing friendship. He digs and does some research to find out more about Young Larry. That's all I got so far....feel free to jump in
Also, List has Chick fila manager ankles
Mark, your Great Escape reference made perfect sense and was funny.
Love Love Love this podcast.
I already listened to this podcast. Was great. Just came to here to thumbs up and show UA-cam support for the Tuesgays and algorithm hop.
"San Jose is... methy" 😂😂😂
It is
@@a.k.4o 😘
Tuesgay fo life. Praise Allah
"For the ne's " is my new favorite term
Pay gap has been 100% debunked and I can't understand how its still being discussed ugh
In Australia we have a government dept ran by women all about the pay gap. Saw a video where the head of the dept was questioned about some very basic numbers and her non answers seemed like they were from a seriously ironic comedy sketch show... FML
Source ?
@@dylans2088 there are a million sources just do some research.... men get payed more on average yes but the lie comes when they claim for the same work. The truth is men work more dangerous jobs which often pay more for that reason as well as in fields like stem which are high paying while woman go into care fields which pay less on average. Men also put more hours in on average thereby increasing their pay in OT or by bolstering their bargain ability for negotiating rates. When babies are born on average men work more hours and woman work less to support the family. There are a million reasons men get paid more on average but as long as you stay away from "for the same work" which is patently false your fine. The real truth is men have been on the decline in university for decades and woman have been increasing. Thank God back breaking manual labor jobs get well compensated for their skill and the toll it puts on their bodies. Theirs a reason woman live longer than men
@@thefaceless8796 coo. Lemme get that link
@@dylans2088 the huge problem is that the furphy that is the gender pay gap is so ridiculous, that the reality would seem impossible. Any sane logical intelligent person couldnt conceive of such a worldwide acceptance of such a fabricated falsity. Unfortunately the exact thing you rightly believe surely couldnt be true, is. If you want another example of worldwide delusion, consider how all our lives are influenced in law by the existence of a multitude of "Gods"
If you’re milking something that has horns...you see where I’m going with this.
44:30 re watching this and Joe taking the wind out of Mark's arse had me cracking up !
Lmfao the bit about hearing yourself on recording had me dying
God damn man im dying 😂😂 switchin up my jargon for the nee...gros fuckin hilarious
i'm gay, and here's the clinker: i hate myself
Don't feel bad, I'm sure other people hate you too.
Do coke with strangers in bars
Hey Joe - born and raised in Ames IA! Love that you went to the game! Go Cyclones!
Just found out about this podcast. Good stuff!
Close your eyes, George Steinbrenner is on the podcast !
Great pod!
Juice for Jesus.
Watching this knowing that the night of this podcast Mark will have one of the worst experiences of his life gives me major anxiety
What happened?
@@irieeyes12 Mark tells the whole thing in the next episode. Ep. #326 Starting at 33min mark. ua-cam.com/video/rCMnGYnLI9k/v-deo.htmlsi=pLDSYdefgSLBLY2u&t=1948
I have an existential question ...What's a Goblin?
Wait, so is this episode the one recorded before the seinfeld shows that the video you released earlier today was about? Trying to get my timelines queefed out.
Tons More Cowbell They release clips before the episode for some reason.
Wait I have no idea what the fuck I’m talking about. Who knows what these queefs are doing I can’t figure it out.
They’re trying to promote their Patreon I believe. The nerve of them to want to pay rent. Swines
@@BlakeTimmonsArt that was unnecessarily snarky
Tons More Cowbell I’m laughing with you guys not at you. Obviously they should make money for their content, but releasing the video a week later at the same time they release their new podcast is confusing and obnoxious for people getting into it or that haven’t caught the memo like y’all. Tim Dillon has a much better Patreon promotion model in my opinion.
Existential question: What's a goblin?🤣🤣
Love a cane jig
Love this podcast!!
Absolutely fucking love you guys
“You can’t tip a goat or a waiter”
I keep calling in!
Love when mark goes all Jimmy the Greek At 14:10
Ole Joe "I know what licking is....." List
Joe, the mic cable is damaged..
Hey Mark, bought a shirt tonight on your website! Love the podcast and the stand-up. My mom even laughed out loud.
Great to see you guys living out your dreams....killing the game 🍒🍆
Just hire all women save 70% money.....i think we just figured out how to fix national debt........🥑😳
Fella's please come to Pittsburgh! I'll round up all the Tuesgays and have them come out!! They're good at that!! But seriously!! Come to/in the 'Burgh soon, please!!
Awesome stuff! However, Joe's mic volume is too high compared to Mark's; audio levels need to be adjusted or something idk
Another great episode
I saw Normand in Sunnyvale. Fucking hilarious
Joe could be the poster child for gender neutral, look into it. Could be lucrative
Looking good gays!
Turbo grafix 16. Solid reference
I just got this notification. Anyone else?
AK 4o they upload it a week early for Patreon and just made it public today
@@juder2 👍right on thanks
Mark (Normand) my words, Shane Gillis will be on the Comedy Mount Rushmore in due time. Dude does sketches, pods and slays live, even and especially with a 💩 crowd.
Turbo graphics 16???? Holy shit
I had 5 root canals this year, they were all not too bad except the top-back-most molar. That shit ruined my anus for like 3 days. Ibuprofen was the wizard trick. Pain delete for 3 hours.
Holy fucking shit I remember Hurricane Bob imthats my 1 Hurricane too I was on long Island for it lol I laughed so hard when joe said "Bob"
Wheres that fence Mark!?!?
the best title
How many root canals does one need before stepping up his oral hygiene game?
Fellers! Movie recommendation time! The World Before Your Feet. A documentary about a guy who walks every street in every borough of NYC. S'good. S'real good. S'real s'good.
Sagging started in prison, with gay guys who where advertising.
jesus juarez that’s false it doesn’t make any sense , I hate this myth....it started in prison but not because a few dudes wanted it in there butt... prison uniforms only come in a few sizes and all the black dudes got oversized uniforms so they were always sagging and apparently they thought it was cool so it stuck
That is something your racist homophobic grandfather told you when you were 7 and it stuck.
That’s a myth so is Greek mythology
😂😂😂GS Mark Normand and Joe List
15k baby we here we gay and we growing a chubby community!
Queefs4Queers
Queef, I’m so gay for Tuesday
PCU is one of my fav movies
Was there moments of rough sound on this one? Seeing if it’s my earbuds or recording
Bugs me to the core seeing sloppy non talented rookies like (a brenda shlob) being carried on his buddy's shoulders to the top when soooooo many people helped him and I've never seen semi success go straight to a person's head like his. Ferrari, Porsche, jaguar, yet states he humble ..just one them cars
Could pay for his kids college tuition
I think the Doc Mark mentioned (not from Back to the future) was made by Adam Carolla
Temple student here, can vouch for everything, i almost went there to see stavros til i noticed everything mark described, i thought he was talking about the crazy leftists comedy show in china town at first tho haha
What did you notice??
I remember hurricane Bob! Lol. Hit wicked hahhd. (Not really)
Your new t-shirts link does not work fyi
Happy to be here
Happy Harassment Day fellow gays.
Hey guys, just an FYI, the link for merch does not work (www.merchpump.com/product-category/tuesdays/). This one does though = podcastmerch.com/collections/tuesdays-with-stories
Sam Hardy podcastmerch.com should do it fatty!!
goat's milk...easier for most people to digest than cows milk. different proteins in the milk.
Oh boy, don’t get root canals.
Proceed your making a lot of The east your downwind but how can really imagine it's not open reopened (Open) "Then it's taking a lot of time ,Timely it happens but it doesn't have a to hold in
Munchkin came from the German word Männchen, which means "mannikin" or "little figure".
gate A to gate F is long A-F
go list!!!
Goats are the poor man's cow. They make more milk per pound of food you have to feed them compared to cows. Quite a bit more, that's why people milk them.
I had a goat growing up that would produce huge amounts of milk. Almost a gallon a day.
@@Dontbustthecrust I bet that was great. I've never had a goat. But always thought one would be cool to have. Alot of milk at your disposal to make milk and cheese.
@@OGPigman goats milk makes great cheese cake for sure.
@@Dontbustthecrust I've had goat cheese in charcuterie and in Mac and cheese but never thought to put it in cheesecake, that's genius.
Blue corn = green shit
Mark is right on,
It's called sagging...it's an inmate's way of presenting their ass in Exchange for protection in the penitentiary.
Cows can side-kick the top of your skull off your cheekbones, if you see that hoof miss your head you'll see your life pass before your eyes. For real, just 1 angry cow on a dairy farm is a major life risk
Prison Pants
@marknormand is the man
Nothing screams, "I'm dumb" like the statement, "I'm off sugar".
Why?
Ah yes... Juice for jesus.....
Hilarious!
I vote for leather shorts!
Tuesgays....in san Diego.....Marks tickets now on sale in la jolla....lets sell out the weekend.....whos coming with me??? Whos coming with me?????
thecomedystore.com/la-jolla/
Hey hey my father's gay
Oh,,,,Keto......I was wondering why Joe was seemed to be under a heavy wet blanket.....still funny as f@ck though!
Joe's audio is fucked. Maybe the problem is that pile of shit wires in between them.
Do the leather pants live pod after the pandem!!!
Joe's mic is fucked
goats milk
The pay gap is false, its a half truth. Basically Men work longer harder jobs.
Another example of mass stupidity. Its illegal ffs. We have a dept for equality. Weve had a womens pay gap dept for a few years now. They publish their BS number like 77 or 80%. Please explain if its true, how tgere has been not one prosecution under sexual descrimination via reduced pay????
Theyre publishing "official" stats, yet with a government body investigating this specific illegal activity and reporting it, no one is found to be guilty of paying less???????