Hitman 2 but I kill everyone on the map
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Call Me Kevin hello
No big noob
Feck
Can Skillshare teach you how to kill the actual targets in Hitman?
Thanks for making good videos
Kevin yesterday: **sings to charity**
Kevin today: We’re going to kill everybody.
Dj Juice lol
Ahh yes the duality of our beloved Irish friend.
Such is the way of Kevin
Perfectly balanced
@@psychomanatee3459 as all things should be
“Haha! Your code name is papa bear!”
Kevin says as he hides behind a wall with a fish dressed like a clown.
ahem its call class thank you very much
Indeed!
I didn’t know fish could dress up like clowns
@@Maxinestabile Must be a Clownfish. *Honks Nose*
Welcome to American politics
Kevin: snipes someone from the balcony with a pistol
Also Kevin: missed two shots from behind from point blank range
6:40 and 11:21 respectively.
Stefan M. Yes, thank you. Sorry for not putting the time stamps.
To be fair, the silverballer is really accurate, but the third person makes close range headshotting a little finicky.
@@Termina_ you have such a familar profile picture to Stefan M.
FBI I think it’s a thing
I love how the Hitman npcs are always like "You can't just knock people out!" "That wasn't very nice!" "That must've hurt!" like, people are dying Janice
No comments after 2 years? erectin' a comment,pardner
@Cool Chameleon Studios Agent AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: No No Don't Tell Mommmm
Is this taking from modest pelican? I feel like it is lol
@@PixelPotat0 nope never heard of him
There just british
11:40 "hitting them with a *fish* and snapping their necks is not very e-fish-ient"
Kevin is so good at making terrible jokes he doesn't even realise he is doing it.
🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@@aidandavey3241 Dude, that video was 4 months ago. You think I read every single comment when I think of a joke. If you want attention from people on the internet you need to work on your self-esteem issues.
CharlesAD 123 Jesus you are so dumb. The reason it’s first is because of a youtube mechanic. It shows you your comment first. Plus imagine saying you own a quote that happened in a video.
@@aidandavey3241 wow ur such an asshole. ur comment probably sucked so much that no one saw it so a better one became more famous, so stfu.
10:54 "I can help you you, I'm a doctor." *Shoots* "well, you're not hurt anymore." The emptiness in his face and voice is scary
It seems that way but games like this are a fun, safe output of emotion and can actually cause people to be less violent irl.
That's what my crazy pill doctor told me, at least ;)
Cheers from Canada
Kevin: *Sees a fish*
Kevin: "This is where the fun begins."
"Let them pass between us!"
@@SpineCones they over shot us
@@alonsojosh0528 wrong line
@@SpineCones "They're all over me"
@@Zaron_Gaming "I''m gonna go help them out."
7:54 NPC: "I have a family, they all depend on me" Kevin: "They're dead" *kills the npc*
I killed 553 on the same map using only a fish, someone needs to practise their murdering
From one one Irsh man to another. This seems like solid advice.
I’m genuinely surprised this has only 1 reply and 37 likes
@@mistertagnan Me too! And that there isn't any retort from Kevin. No "feck off"? No sass? What is this heresy?
Lol I just saw your video and I was like “Hey, RT got a Higher score than Kevins!”
isn't that how you play the game??
Fun fact, in italian we have an expression that literally translated means "hitting someone in the face with a fish". It means mistreating someone.
Hahahaha nice
It's hilariously disturbing with how specific it is
Sooo what's the expression in Italian?
@@anthonydeadman "prendere a pesci in faccia"
@@ClockworkChandelure Grazie.
"Snitches get stitches"
More like...
"Snitches get fishes"
More like...
bore ragnarok
I can't agree more
@@jasmintagijeva3606 😂
Who me?
BISHES GET FISHES
"I was trying to silently pacify him". Grade A euphemism.
*euthanizism
@@Subpar1224 looked it up, surprised it is an actual word in the dictionary
Don't you mean pun?
Haha I was paused just before that part (to resume later)
“I think that must be my 100th kill or something” Kevin, we know it’s more than double that...
And thats just real life
тнεηιяø ๏w๏ Lol
"Please, I have a family!"
Never tell Kevin you have a family if you want to live, that's the basics man come on...
I love it how Kevin was working for a children's charity yesterday and now he's all like "Ah, that was hard, back to killing everyone"
6:01 This bit fucking killed me. "I appreciate he started crying when he realized we couldn't be friends". The little backstories Kevin makes up are so creative and hilarious
Kevin at the end, after finishing: *I feel really at peace with the world right now*
So kids, we've learned why mass murders happen.
2:50 I love when Kevin hits the guard with the fish and you can hear an npc in the background saying “That must have hurt!”
Strange how Robert Knox found peace in the aquarium yet was scared shitless by Kevin’s fish
Fish belong in THE WATER!
As long as they're behind the glass where they can't get at you
hes scarred of catfishes its why he deleted tinder
Kevin: *kills hundreds of people*
*gets shot at*
Kevin: “What did I do to deserve this?”
Kevin: *is supposed to be stealthy and kill the targets*
Also Kevin: *throws a grenade into the crowd in the first 30 seconds*
its stealthy because nobodys around to see him murder.. DUH
"What's that a didgeridoo what a fantastic weapon thank you" could go hard with a beat
Kevin : " Hey guys I'm going to be singing for charity"
Kevin the next day: *lets get down to business*
To defeat the Huns!
Michael Jackson amazing joke
Did they sent me daughters
When I asked for sons!
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
@@dragonfan8647 Somehow I'll.. make a man.. out of you
"Can I shoot? I mean he's literally holding a fish, this won't look good in the news"
America can't relate
*Laughs in the average cop being too timid to pull a gun on a viscous dog*
Sadly true
@@handleonafridge6828 Why would you draw a gun on a viscous dog, you could just kick it.
@@cookielessboi2016 you sound very smart
@@cookielessboi2016 come back when you need a prosthetic foot, I can craft something out of this Triscuits box
9 minutes and 30 seconds into the video and he recreated "No Russian". This is the reason I am subscribed.
Psychologist: "Clown Kevin isn't real, he can't hurt you"
Clown Kevin:
If skillshare taught you to be evil, damn I'll be using it because they did their job good
Hey Finn O. X2
@@jackbudi ooh, beat me to the punch!
Kevin share his skills on how to be evil
Wow two Finn O comments
Hey Finn O
"I'm winning!" Says kevin while shooting an assault rifle into a crowd
Kevin: *kills several people*
"oh no I'm being shot at what did i do"
Kevin: So we've killed 340 people
Also Kevin: I thoroughly enjoyed that
"We gotta start that trend of killer clowns again, it just kinda went away.. it's a bit upsetting-"
I knew i saw you somewhere outside my house some years ago!
when bigmooney sees this Kevin’s gonna be coco pops
pants full of shite
Coco pops son I love big Mooney
"International Race is postponed. It seems that all the organizers have failed to show up. Instead strange bodybags are cluttering the staff only areas. Mystery still remains unsolved since security also didnt show up to the location"
Just a normal sunday am i right?
That damn coronavirus, I tell ya
That ending was the perfect cherry on top lmao
He just commits genocide and *flies away like a happy little bird*
Kevin: I'll kill everyone on the map.
Mooney: first time?
Bigmooney sends his regards.
kevin: no, more like 10th time
I’m glad somebody else got this
theyre all coco-pops now son!
I can't believe I haven't seen this guy before, omg these jokes, the hilarious kills, this is exactly what i'd do, LOVE IT!
Kevin be like : "They can't notice me if there's nobody to notice"
9:30 Remember, no russian
Yesn't
"Why am I suddenly talking like I'm 80 years old?"
Well Jim looks like 80, maybe it was inspired by him
Willow Draws Stuff Jim doesn’t look a day over 20
@@caoimhedoesstuff9293
Maybe it's the gray hair, but Jim looks to be in his 50s (or older) to me.
Considering Jim has outlived multiple generations of his children, I'm pretty sure he is several hundred (Sim) years old by now. All his vampire and potion of youth shenanigans have extended his life beyond that of the average mortal's.
@@kenjutsukata1o1 Someday I'll rewatch the entire sims series and attempt to calculate his age (in sim years). Would be incredibly hard to keep track of though
2:25 "What are you doing down there"
"I'm not digeri-doing anything.."
Finally a job Kevin is qualified for:
killing civilians?
wait, no.. that is not the purpose of Hitman
or is it?
(Vsause theme begins)
Let’s Discuss That’s the job of a psychopath.
*VSAUCE INTENSIFIES*
It's like gta or payday, you not supposed to, but we're all gonna do it anyways
"This video is sponsored by-"
Me: *vietnam flashbacks*
Kevin:"Skill Share"
Kevin: "This didgeridoo just became a didgeri-don't."
Me: That *joke* is a didgeri-don't. In fact, it's now a didgeri-never-use-it-again. 😀
Kevin: "look at all the people!"
*Fires automatic weapon from the hip*
kevin addressed in some of his videos that he is a murderer. here we see the truth...
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS I BRAINWASHI PEOPLE BECAUSE I'M INBRED!
@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS wanna self promote, I'll expose your TRUTHS until you stop
I mean, yea. Not the first time, at all
therapist: bit lip kevin isnt real he cant hurt you.
big lip kevin: 0:01
Kevin: does two "my name is Kevin"
Everyone: wait, that's illegal
Hey Finn O.
Heyo Finn O. Guess he really wants to say his name.
Oh wow, Finn O again. I can never forget his profile picture
O its Finn O
Kevin: *Kills 100 people with a fish*
Some guard: *shoots him*
Kevin: What have i done to deserve this?
People were freaking out about the "no Russian" mission and here is kevin 😂
Kevin: Shows up to a race,
Kevin, fifteen minutes later: Everybodys dead
I love it when Kevin kills.
And my first shout out! so happy.
Welcome to the cult. Puffer fish? *offers a platter*
@@DivineCocunut *takes plate* Thanks! *slides fish unseen into pocket*
I love it when he just goes on a rampage . This truly does bring peace to humanity .
0:19 is a beautiful image
Bigmooney06: Finally, a worthy opponent!
LMAO
RTgame: "Am I a joke to you?"
@Square Zack
Where does jacksepticeye fit into the Kevin/RT rivalry?
Kevin: "Yes."
On this channel? Yes, he is. I mean, have you seen his most recent Escapists 2 video. He literally renamed a clown NPC to "RTgame"
@@twitching_bot574 way to ruin the joke.
@@Zeitgeist2000 Are you implying that I ruined RTgame?
11:40 "Hitting them with a fish and then having to snap their necks is not very eFISHient" ;) Did you do that on purpose? HEHEUHEUH
*Murders and tortures everyone*
"I'm getting shot at, what have I done to deserve this"
I see you were hired by Jim
I'm looking forward to Jim's next child, whether it be son or daughter, to being named Fish Pickens.
I absolutely love rewatching these hitman videos, I'd also love to see you play it more in the future
0:42
Lol did Kevin actually write prenium??
Smh past Kevin
I hope there is a skillshare for spelling so Kevin can learn to speell
He also didn't comment on how Colombia is misspelled in the game. I think Kevin can't read.
@@TechnicolorMammoth You wouldn't be the first
I believe he knows what he is doing and is just trying to annoy us
No one:
Literally no one:
Kevin at 9:30: Remember, no Russian.
"I have a family they all depend on me" game was trying to make people like Kevin feel sorry for their actions, 😂
I like how kevin and RT both choose the fish and the clown costume
When he says: "Hey there friends hows it goin my name is Kevin!"
I know my day is complete
He didn't actually ask how it's going this time though, so our day is doomed to remain incomplete :(
You know what they say: The fish is mightier than the sword.
Leaving the targets alive? Wow you're feeling merciful today.
So they can never forget what happened..and fear the name Kevin.
kevin please do this with a few more missions this would be such a great series
This is exactly what I’ve been doing the last couple weeks. I may need professional help.
By that I mean I need Kevin’s help to kill more
The weird thing is I commented about doing this a week ago asking Kevin for advice because I kept losing, and now I have that advice.
@@jackbudi did you win?
@The REAL person! Yes.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the sponsors are always one minute long so we know how to skip them if we want to ?
Thanks Kevin.
Hitman 2, but you’re over qualified for the job.
Hitman 2, but I hit more than 2.
The REAL person! 😂
@It’s Xi bitch I'm not gonna click the link, what is it?
It’s Xi bitch Their grammar was right lmao. You’re means you are. So the sentence is “You are over qualified.” Try to learn some grammar before trying to become a grammar nazi
John Doe it’s a stupid song calling people dumbasses for not knowing the difference between Your and You’re which is funny considering the original commenter’s grammar was okay in the first place
I lost it at 10:15 🤣😂 why did the NPC make that noise!
God I love me some good ol agent 47 and his crazy antics
“Oh look at all these people” fires into the crowd, mowing them all down
Oh fearless leader.... Thank you for gracing us with another gem!
Newspapers: " A clown armed with a fish has killed over 90 innocents."
Social Media: " I mean...at least he's showing gay pride."
Did you count them?
Flashbacks to “No Russian” at 9:30
Boomers: "Video games cause violence!"
Everyone else: "No they don't!"
Me watches this: Well... killing everyone for no reason does raise concern?.... NAH! That's just Kevin being Kevin.
We Love Ya!
“if you have any quirky little ideas like this” wow kevin ur not like other girls you’re so quirky and a man
“God I think Krusty the Clown is in here” just made my day
Kevin: I’m the Joker baby
Me: -gets flashbacks to the Joker (2019)-
For gods sake Harrison
Really Reece you watch Lord Jim as well
Yeah course
I’m guessing you two know each other
LT103 Unfortunately
I love how you post your face over shit always gives me a good laugh. Every time
Kevin this is exactly what the fans want! Keep doing more!
Recommendation...
There’s this game called ‘dog shelter simulator’ or something , anyway, i think you would really injoy it
P.S. it has alligators
Day 319 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday.
Happy birthday, Kevin.
Random fact: 319 is the amount of hours I've spent on Fable 2.
Not much longer till 365 days
@@CadoPogChamp ikr, it's crazy
12:12
Voiceover: well done agent 47
Kevin: No... well done past Kevin!!!
"But I kill everyone but the targets"
Including yourself?
At least he can't get in trouble for failing the mission.
Oof
It's like when a black hole gets so big it starts absorbing the whole universe and then ends by collapsing on itself
@@toogaytolift9176 good times
kevin's jokes are top notch in this video
New channel meme; hello friends, today we're doing something a little different-
I'm glad Skillshare decided to sponsor this mass murder video.
So you basically killed all the innocents that had nothing to do with the main target
There is the Kevin I know.. for a moment, I thought you had gone soft
5:55 actually, my best friend and I flip each other off pretty much daily lmao
Kevin:sings like a god. Kevin:decides to play god with ppls lifes
oh yes i was hoping for more hitman, this is the best game for mass murder lol. if you want to do more you could do some escalations (the one on hawke's bay is really cool, as well as any of the ones involving shotguns) or maybe contracts that people send you on patreon? or just more mass murder on other maps lmao. this series is one of my favorites
Hey Kevin just in case you do something like this again in th first level (Hawkes Bay) if you kill everyone besides the target she will kill herself in the sea.
That's triggered by scaring her twice. She'll go into the saferoom, then scare here again and she'll head into the sea.
Kevin: *got shot* what did I do to deserve this
Also Kevin: *running around and killing a whole bunch of people*
2:33 HERMIONE? LOL
9:29 when school bully takes ur lunch money
"Hey Hey Hey Hey"
"Oh my God I think Krusty the Clown was in there"
7:54
NPC:STOP I HAVE A FAMILY
Kevin:continues and kills him
Dom toretto:WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?