So was he actually in danger of having his finger chopped off by the crab? Everyone's going on about how cruel it was to pull off the crab's arm but as far as I'm aware they can actually crunch all the way through your hand with those claws. The implication being that he should have just calmly accepted the loss of his finger so as not to injure a crustacean
Crabs drop their claws to get away from danger idk if it actually dropped its claw off or if the guy pulled it off but the grab will be fine they grow back
Only in Australia would the room crack up laughing and actually tear the crab in half lol then again this was a longtime ago before the do gooders took over
Its not ripping out. Crabs even detatch their own limbs for self defense. Them loosing their limb is like us clipping our nails or getting a hair cut. It is painless to a crab. Get over yourself kid.
Those things hurt! I was once pinchered on the meaty part of my middle finger by a crab no bigger than a golf ball after I picked it up. I was 3 sheets to the wind at the time & still yelped in pain.
The story of the ‘Catch A Crab’ tour where the owner was hung over from the night before and forgot to untie the crabs when he put them into the pots before the punters pulled them up the next morning ! 👍😝
Tbf this could've been avoided if he wasn't hanging the crab by his legs. The other dude holding the second crab was doing it correctly, to the point where he can hold it with one hand while using the other to help the first guy.
The most Australian video I've ever seen
I can't put into words how much I love this clip
I love it how the woman screamed as well!
He scared the shit out of her haha
"I just dont wanna get bitten"... famous last words
well he didnt get bitten ha
They always say “bitten” when the claws are clearly NOT the mouth 😂
“Nahhh ya f*ckin idiot; naahhhhhhh!!!!!” 🤣
0:24
When he said "FUCK!!", I really felt it 😂
Welcome... to Morrowind.
lmao
YOU VIOLATED MY MOTHER
"I just don't want to get bit", lmao!!!
I love that when he says I don't want to get bitten then 5 seconds later OOOWWW about gave that old lady a heart attack
Large Amount of angry vegans who know nothing about animals below.
I know they attack people who want to rip their arms off. And you are a greddy Carnist fuck.
gesus44 What the fuck is a carnist and what does greddy mean.
And you in no way indicated you know anything about crabs.
+gesus44 It's hard to care when I'm so busy eating all this meat.
+gesus44 if I was dying of starvation on an island with just you and me, i would not hesitate to eat your whiny ass
number of angry vegans, not amount
So was he actually in danger of having his finger chopped off by the crab?
Everyone's going on about how cruel it was to pull off the crab's arm but as far as I'm aware they can actually crunch all the way through your hand with those claws.
The implication being that he should have just calmly accepted the loss of his finger so as not to injure a crustacean
Its was gonna be food anyway
Crabs drop their claws to get away from danger idk if it actually dropped its claw off or if the guy pulled it off but the grab will be fine they grow back
And they do grow their limbs back
I think they can grow claws back as well. No big deal for the crab
Not sure about you but I wouldn’t let that crab take my finger
Reporter: “I just don’t want to get bitten”.
Fate: “....7 seconds laterrrr....”
I saw a mudcrab the other day..
Disgusting creatures! I hope to never see another.
I saw a goblin down by the road earlier. Heard the high elves tame the things. Don't know how they do it.
Farewell.
In Australia that's not even swearing,its just our normal lingo wen our finger is bout to be crushed off by a big buck
never take your eyes off your opponent
HOW IS THIS NOT VIRAL!!!
It is.
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHH OH GOD OH MY GOD xD HAHAHAHA ive been looking years for this
me too. 2 decades i think..hahahahaha
My guts hurt I laughed so much.
The amount of people who don't understand crabs at all but are quick to defend one over a human is just sad. Fuck this world.
***** Great argument.
His scream scarred the chick into screaming, funny shit.
That is what most women do though. She wasn't expecting him to scream. Why didn't they put rubber bands on his claws though?
I remember this well. Laughed so much 🇦🇺
I fought mudcrabs fiercer than you!
REALLY?
REEEEALLY!?!?!!??
Imagine a Skyrim-sized Mud Crab with a Top Hat and a Monocle.
I am SO glad that I live in Australia.ahhh
AH fuck me dead!
This video is a national treasure
0:06 Crab is like "it's Maggie you f%^&ing idiot!"
ROTFL Some of the best commentary i ever heard !!!!
🤣🤣 Did he say F me dead?
Attacked is a strong word.
Us Cancerians can get NASTY. Sure we're all sensitive and all that, but hold us upside down for a news story, and WATCH OUT
That's what the horoscope says.
You're easy to manipulate.
funniest thing i've seen for a while.
" f*** me dead" Ahahahaha
"No! Ya fucking idiot" had me gasping for air, I was laughing so hard 🤣
They amputated that crabs arm bc the presenter was swearing too much, profanity costs limbs, people.
You know that crabs can regrow their limbs?
+I'm Mr. Meeseeks yeah m8
You stole this comment from reddit. Shame on you.
+AwkwardSilence
wee woo wee woo
u hear that sound?
its the sound of the internet police they're coming 2 arrest that man for comment stealing
crabs dont feel pain you fucking twonk
Dig the crowd laughing at the poor bloke
best video ever
he finally shows his true nature
Everyone laughing like HAHA HE IS IN PAIN!
Aussiest reaction ever Hahahahahaha
That’s gold 👍
That is an absolute CLASSIC !!
I can just feel the pain and anger in every "Fuck" he said.
Well he's lucky considering an alpha crab can break a broom handle, if the bastard clips on you don't fuck around
Nasty little things...
Fuck me, the *Crab Liberation Front* are all over the comments.
Lol love the Australian culture.
Only in Australia would the room crack up laughing and actually tear the crab in half lol then again this was a longtime ago before the do gooders took over
I FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU
Hey guys do any of you know if crabs regrow limbs?
Yes they do, several times throughout their lives in fact.
Its not ripping out. Crabs even detatch their own limbs for self defense. Them loosing their limb is like us clipping our nails or getting a hair cut. It is painless to a crab. Get over yourself kid.
That's gonna leave a mark......LMAO!
They actually ripped his arms off because they couldn’t get him to let go if you watch closely…
It's fine, crabs grow their limbs back, if you were wondering.
Bet that crab is rethinking its choices now, huh?
Julie, Megan, Maggie.
It almost got it's second claw on him
I did that when I was 13 , didn't know how to hold one, soon learned !
Those things hurt! I was once pinchered on the meaty part of my middle finger by a crab no bigger than a golf ball after I picked it up. I was 3 sheets to the wind at the time & still yelped in pain.
Ooooh, that’s gotta hurt!
The way he almost got two claws on one hand 💀
Democracy....manifest.
A succulent Chinese meal
Arrr!!! Give me your money! 🦀 💰
poor crab was dismembered alive, hows that compared to getting pinched
Found the vegan.
they grow back you moron
Crabs can naturally lose and regrow limbs
pretty sure they cant even feel pain right? or is that just fish?
Humans can also naturally heal a bruise on their fingers
Ah the good old Bowen Yacht Club. Bowen has some of the best beaches in the world , not to mention great fishing and crabbing.
The way he grabs the other claw
Should've paid attention to the combat music.
Poor Maggie took off like a frightened cat.
I nearly shit my bed I laughed so hard!!!😂
Number 6 crab scored a touchdown!
Brutal crab assaults an Aussie
Everyone was laughing but him.
Feels great knowing i was named after this legend
You must recite this whole video word for word on the citizenship test
je crois qu'il n'a plus envie de présenter
Does anyone know the name of the reporter here?
Is this a young Karl Stefanovic or someone else?
Messed up how people are laughing at dude in pain.
Holy Crab
I've fought mud crabs more fierce than you
The crab had it's last bite
0:28 there's a new curse for all the kids at home to learn
"Fuck me dead" ..... 😂 it's an Australian thing
OHHHH FUCK ME DEAD(LOL)!!!!
terrible creatures
For your foolishness the crab had to lose his claw.. Humans!!
That was violently Australian
TV presenter is Ben Dark.
Pretty sure that's a stone crab. That can break bones
Mud crab!!!!! This is in Australia, Airlie Beach in Queensland to be exact!!!
The story of the ‘Catch A Crab’ tour where the owner was hung over from the night before and forgot to untie the crabs when he put them into the pots before the punters pulled them up the next morning ! 👍😝
Crabbites are actually worse than lobstersbite.
It prolly hurt I see blood on his hand
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!The man is get pinch by a crab!That's very hilarious!
Rah.. Crab Battle!
thats gotta hurt
good job it wasnt in front of a load of kids on a school trip 🤣
lets play a laughter track when sawing a live crabs arm off
The lady was more scared
So I guess something has to lose an arm or leg over a pinch?
This cracks me up the most Australian reaction to getting bit.
now that’s a great video
The Beachfront hotel , Nightcliff
Darwin NT
What happens when you get cocky
Tbf this could've been avoided if he wasn't hanging the crab by his legs. The other dude holding the second crab was doing it correctly, to the point where he can hold it with one hand while using the other to help the first guy.
Why is there a laugh track? This poor man doesnt look or sound like hes having fun
aussie comedy!
we humans tend to enjoy other suffering sometimes
At the end you can see that this clip is put on a show called "TV's naughtiest blunders"
Well technically speaking he didn't get bitten he got pinched
I never once thought a brony could be a voice of reason until now
Maggie screamed coz she was ecstatic ol mate didn’t have a 5kg crab latched to his pecker
he really mean it