News Anchor Laughs At Worst Police Sketch Fail (News Blooper)

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  • @AJDHelix
    @AJDHelix 5 років тому +11392

    "He's got a nose...and some hair..."
    Ooh he might be me...

    • @nekrogaming1830
      @nekrogaming1830 5 років тому +83

      edit it to "You don't say"

    • @leahcimolrac1477
      @leahcimolrac1477 5 років тому +114

      It’s a good description as it eliminates the segment of the population that has more than “some” hair

    • @gypsyauh2o
      @gypsyauh2o 5 років тому +65

      Not me, I'm bald. Thank goodness.

    • @gurtison6883
      @gurtison6883 5 років тому +19

      Oh shit it could be me too

    • @archangel7772
      @archangel7772 4 роки тому +7

      Arrest that man 😁

  • @joeclyn
    @joeclyn 4 роки тому +23313

    "He's got a nose and some hair..."
    Atleast the reporter is trying

    • @Kyogen.
      @Kyogen. 4 роки тому +85

      @Taelin Cusic almost looks like the tip of a arrow

    • @markallieu7097
      @markallieu7097 4 роки тому +131

      Bruh you don't understand art, the police arrest them, so it is successful

    • @joeclyn
      @joeclyn 4 роки тому +33

      @@markallieu7097 lol chill dude, it was just a joke :v

    • @markallieu7097
      @markallieu7097 4 роки тому +17

      @@joeclyn it's sarcasm ;-;

    • @guestyones
      @guestyones 4 роки тому +14

      @@markallieu7097 do you even know the meaning of sarcasm?

  • @crabgal
    @crabgal 3 роки тому +25297

    The long pause before he finally says “okay” after realizing he has to report on this is hilarious

    • @eliannevdlinden6047
      @eliannevdlinden6047 3 роки тому +789

      His face when he looks back too was like “uhmm”

    • @misanthr0pic
      @misanthr0pic 3 роки тому +447

      “okay 👉”

    • @douweschermer9559
      @douweschermer9559 3 роки тому +578

      "He has a nose" and somehow you notice he tries so hard not to laugh

    • @hermette5947
      @hermette5947 2 роки тому +285

      He was probably waiting for the producers to say "oops wrong one" 🤣

    • @Leoprincess3038
      @Leoprincess3038 2 роки тому +281

      He looked back like "naw yall fxckin with me" 😂😂😂😂

  • @JustLikeHeaven77
    @JustLikeHeaven77 4 місяці тому +674

    "...and now I'm getting word that the police actually caught the guy, thanks to the sketch no doubt."
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @colossusslayer1234
    @colossusslayer1234 5 років тому +9329

    "okay." he just accepts what they gave him to work with and rolls with it. what a legend.

    • @mickeykyker4837
      @mickeykyker4837 5 років тому +235

      He is our Missouri news man. We just love him.

    • @chambeet
      @chambeet 4 роки тому +214

      @@mickeykyker4837 Yeah, his response here is absolutely hilarious, when that picture first comes in. The pause. Dude really is a legend.

    • @brownwolf5766
      @brownwolf5766 4 роки тому +132

      @@chambeet I almost think he was just standing there and waiting for somebody to shout "April fools!" until somebody told him "it's not a joke! Say something!" through his ear buds.

    • @john-pierrerichard1791
      @john-pierrerichard1791 4 роки тому +7

      @@brownwolf5766
      Yeah, right.
      Best *PRANK* ever! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @red-dish4940
      @red-dish4940 4 роки тому +48

      “W- well he’s got a nose..... and some hair that uh.. goes like that

  • @flyingplantwhale545
    @flyingplantwhale545 4 роки тому +17885

    “He’s ..he’s got a nose”
    Say no more. I know a guy just like that!

  • @maiz_kolbe5030
    @maiz_kolbe5030 4 роки тому +10339

    He's trying so hard not to laugh, poor soul.

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 4 роки тому +88

      Hey at least it’s descriptive

    • @unitgamex2972
      @unitgamex2972 4 роки тому +194

      he held it together pretty well

    • @kretavocato
      @kretavocato 4 роки тому +8

      Your profile picture is my wallpaper 😦

    • @unitgamex2972
      @unitgamex2972 4 роки тому +3

      @Cat Expert so many wallpapers

    • @maiz_kolbe5030
      @maiz_kolbe5030 4 роки тому +2

      @Cat Expert Lmao. Idk why I use it, guess I didn't have anything better

  • @PabloEnver
    @PabloEnver 4 місяці тому +163

    Love how he points out that the guy is on the left. Thanks, it was easy to get confused about who is the real one

  • @thonkingdude6266
    @thonkingdude6266 4 роки тому +12873

    "He's got a nose and some hair."
    I swear, it's not me.

  • @majorpeg8534
    @majorpeg8534 5 років тому +5633

    I like how he quietly says "Thanks to the sketch no doubt" like on the sly.

  • @Thrashgu
    @Thrashgu 3 роки тому +10987

    "He's got a nose"
    Good point.

    • @vernpascal1531
      @vernpascal1531 3 роки тому +134

      And a head, a mouth and 2 eyes...dead ringer!

    • @mrmeep4608
      @mrmeep4608 3 роки тому +61

      @@vernpascal1531 but you can't forget the hair...
      that's the most key detail!

    • @gardengate1975
      @gardengate1975 3 роки тому +21

      😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣the comments are more funny than the video😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😆

    • @gardengate1975
      @gardengate1975 3 роки тому +7

      You forgot wrinkles made on his face like a pussycat drawing 😂😂🤣

    • @TheExarion
      @TheExarion 3 роки тому +10

      the good point would actually be his chin

  • @JamesR624
    @JamesR624 6 місяців тому +397

    I love that pause as the image shows up, like you can hear in his mind "Uh... really? That's it? That's the sketch? W-we're going with that? Really? ...okay then."

    • @DPXEntertainment
      @DPXEntertainment 3 місяці тому +9

      I think silence in his mind is way funnier. Which is the same reason why his actual silence is hilarious.

    • @subusrable
      @subusrable Місяць тому

      I like the way you described 😂

  • @kpearson2953
    @kpearson2953 3 роки тому +4794

    "Thanks to the sketch, no doubt."
    The craziest part is that the sketch weirdly resembles him somehow

    • @clightning9703
      @clightning9703 3 роки тому +61

      yea your right, that is uncanny... hmm. good job cops

    • @MyAccountForCommenting
      @MyAccountForCommenting 3 роки тому +3

      spot on

    • @alexross5714
      @alexross5714 3 роки тому +82

      @@MyAccountForCommenting I agree. It's like a sloppy shorthand sketch by a caricature artist that *suggests* a few of his most salient features: intense, beady eyes, a broad face, thin lips... Even though the pointy chin is not accurate, it helps to accentuate the broadness of the cheeks & forehead. Remember, the police artist is not drawing from a personal memory but basing their sketch on the witness's attempt to describe a person they'd never seen before.

    • @La_sagne
      @La_sagne 3 роки тому +11

      the hair is fuckin perfect... if you drew the hair over a picture of phil collins you would have the exact person

    • @traktor321
      @traktor321 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah its so stupid that its actually amazing 😂 omg i just cant.... Hahahahaah

  • @jerrywzc1246
    @jerrywzc1246 4 роки тому +20086

    "He's got a nose and some hair..." Trust me he is really trying.

    • @alvarojneto
      @alvarojneto 4 роки тому +908

      "He was wearing a hat, at the time of this particular... particular crime..."

    • @mizujano7419
      @mizujano7419 4 роки тому +284

      At least we know he’s not bald 😂

    • @prabalmohanta9775
      @prabalmohanta9775 4 роки тому +97

      Isn't wierd he is got a nose

    • @thehoneybadger1223
      @thehoneybadger1223 4 роки тому +186

      "He's got kind of a chin, that comes down to a...almost a point"

    • @nandasyahputra7468
      @nandasyahputra7468 4 роки тому +25

      Flipped 7 nose

  • @danajohnson9387
    @danajohnson9387 5 років тому +4203

    The pause he makes to process what he's looking at LOL

    • @shreyash6506
      @shreyash6506 5 років тому +47

      Exactly 😂😂

    • @kreri8129
      @kreri8129 5 років тому +124

      "He's got a nose and some hair that goes like that" 😂😂😂😂

    • @housewifeuntilheaven1593
      @housewifeuntilheaven1593 5 років тому +69

      "At the time of this...of this particular.............crime."
      🤣

    • @loriepaul4174
      @loriepaul4174 5 років тому +44

      😂🤣😂🤣😂 I saw that very long pause, too 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. He thought that he was being pranked 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. When he realized that it wasn't a prank, he started being sarcastic 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

    • @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335
      @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 5 років тому +6

      @@loriepaul4174 you have the same emojis as you do words. Are you a damn robot

  • @jeng2336
    @jeng2336 11 місяців тому +250

    The pause staring at the pic and then the composure to continue. Give that reporter a raise!

  • @reduviidae874
    @reduviidae874 3 роки тому +19842

    "He's got kind of a chin that comes down to almost a point."
    That anchor was trying so hard to work with what he had.

    • @elle7153
      @elle7153 3 роки тому +241

      'where's the pointy chin? ' 🤣🤣

    • @PreparingForSHTF
      @PreparingForSHTF 3 роки тому +97

      That's the sign of a true professional.

    • @thomasvarady1210
      @thomasvarady1210 3 роки тому +19

      @@browncatwithblurredbackgro2461 Yeah, a Cabbage Patch Kid called "Wayward Son" or "Professional Hobo"...

    • @ondemandslapperandclapper
      @ondemandslapperandclapper 3 роки тому +17

      @@elle7153 it’s uncanny, lakshi

    • @naoz2456
      @naoz2456 3 роки тому +1

      😅😅😅

  • @purplerose7318
    @purplerose7318 4 роки тому +4023

    The silence when he first sees the sketch is one of THEE FUNNIEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN 😂😂

    • @scoobydoobydoooo
      @scoobydoobydoooo 4 роки тому +79

      Also, the way he just points at the picture gets me too.

    • @acheybones588
      @acheybones588 4 роки тому +57

      @@scoobydoobydoooo "........okay"

    • @M.1.2.3.4.5.
      @M.1.2.3.4.5. 4 роки тому +58

      He was thinking: Is that a joke?

    • @Insanity2Fevr
      @Insanity2Fevr 4 роки тому +21

      That left me in tears! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ass_Burgers_Syndrome
      @Ass_Burgers_Syndrome 4 роки тому +3

      I gave you a like because it was the 666th like. Not because I actually liked your comment. I just like the number 666.

  • @crimsonredsky9552
    @crimsonredsky9552 4 роки тому +59313

    “He’s got a nose and hair”
    The criminal: *Shit they’re onto me*

  • @tholloway8070
    @tholloway8070 6 місяців тому +148

    It’s the long pause and the “okay” that took me out 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Renae5147
    @Renae5147 4 роки тому +9184

    “Where’s the pointy chin?”
    “It’s uncanny L I S A”

    • @lopwr1212
      @lopwr1212 4 роки тому +73

      Lisa gaming

    • @kerryz966
      @kerryz966 4 роки тому +72

      That was the best line

    • @bituin5908
      @bituin5908 4 роки тому +81

      Adia Aud “You’re tearing me apart, Lisa!”

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 роки тому +6

      The suspect at the end was him:
      ua-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/v-deo.html

    • @dannyboy9808
      @dannyboy9808 4 роки тому +5

      Oh hardy har har!

  • @Intangedous1
    @Intangedous1 4 роки тому +4098

    I love the dead silence while he breaks down the sketch.

  • @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada
    @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada 4 роки тому +15180

    "They caught him!"
    *_"thanks to the sketch no doubt"_*

    • @OneNiftyBoi
      @OneNiftyBoi 4 роки тому +623

      This can be sarcasm but it can also be a genuine comment; because the drawing is very funny but it actually resembles the guy.

    • @instantheadshot3324
      @instantheadshot3324 4 роки тому +20

      Pip

    • @randomhuman97
      @randomhuman97 4 роки тому +93

      @@OneNiftyBoi I'll take it that you're sarcastic here

    • @sphephelonombikangcobo285
      @sphephelonombikangcobo285 4 роки тому +15

      Great sarcasm from the enchor

    • @marckdisch6530
      @marckdisch6530 4 роки тому +54

      @@randomhuman97 it really does resemble the guy

  • @Mrs0biWanKenobi
    @Mrs0biWanKenobi 11 місяців тому +738

    It’s not the sketch artist’s fault when the suspect actually looks like a cartoon. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

  • @lizzychrome7630
    @lizzychrome7630 3 роки тому +7006

    The funniest part is the news guy's silence when he first sees the sketch.

    • @RobTheDoodler
      @RobTheDoodler 3 роки тому +301

      He had to charge up his fortitude to keep in the laughter.

    • @thetraveler2224
      @thetraveler2224 3 роки тому +230

      His brain had issues processing the sketch.

    • @scoobydoobydoooo
      @scoobydoobydoooo 3 роки тому +70

      For me it was also that little point he does

    • @ElTurbinado
      @ElTurbinado 3 роки тому +49

      you could feel his brain shorting out lol

    • @beansya8967
      @beansya8967 3 роки тому +64

      He went: 😐......ok

  • @ryanhass8716
    @ryanhass8716 15 днів тому +9

    I like the minimalist approach the artist took. Masterfully capturing the essence of the subject without a single wasted stroke. This breathtaking distillation of the human form even left the anchor speechless, and I can't blame him. The thinning hair, the piercing and beady eyes, the sharp jawline, the tight mouth, the slight nose, it all captures this man not just as the world sees him, as a single thread in the tapestry of life, but how the man sees himself. Yes, this artist knew his subject as if it had been looking back at him through the mirror since his very beginning. This picture is a masterpiece.

  • @graycious
    @graycious 3 роки тому +6448

    "He is got a nose"
    Policemen look at each other suspiciously

    • @bohboh6244
      @bohboh6244 3 роки тому +36

      Ahahhahahaha

    • @ZafiroRiverSpirit
      @ZafiroRiverSpirit 3 роки тому +82

      Unless one of them happens to look like Voldemort xD

    • @Munchkiin
      @Munchkiin 3 роки тому +4

      dang bro

    • @ShivamMishra-xs1fq
      @ShivamMishra-xs1fq 3 роки тому +11

      Funniest comment ever

    • @magnaz26
      @magnaz26 3 роки тому +9

      Most underated comment right here.
      I almost didn't catch it 😂

  • @shadowbat2095
    @shadowbat2095 3 роки тому +6419

    “Thanks to the sketch, no doubt.”
    The absolute sarcasm dripping from every word though.

    • @eriklakeland3857
      @eriklakeland3857 3 роки тому +116

      It’s uncanny, Lisa!

    • @ogaimon3380
      @ogaimon3380 3 роки тому +15

      Confusion or the highest orda

    • @Dovlphixn
      @Dovlphixn 3 роки тому +4

      very sarcastic

    • @lilymae7516
      @lilymae7516 3 роки тому +15

      Yeah but it left into laughter when he realized how accurate it was. Sarcasm went out the window.

    • @1DontKnowMan
      @1DontKnowMan 3 роки тому +7

      He got a nose a eye a mouth few hair
      Probably
      Mr.whatever saw this man in
      A face in the dark story

  • @wolfrider7130
    @wolfrider7130 4 роки тому +3257

    “This is a terrible sketch!!”
    [sees image]
    “No no, he’s got a point”

  • @alexmuller378
    @alexmuller378 10 місяців тому +950

    0:15 - 0:22 .. such a polite way to say "are you fckn kidding me"

  • @tianado1145
    @tianado1145 4 роки тому +16076

    The best part is there’s actually resemblance between the sketch and the guy that got caught loll

    • @TheZod00
      @TheZod00 4 роки тому +542

      Because that's what police sketch artists do. They are trained to pronounce certain features of people they are being described because pronounced/exaggerated sketches are easier for people to remember and catch on to. Search up police sketches and you will see what I mean.

    • @madjaster9620
      @madjaster9620 4 роки тому +344

      Yeah except the chin it was kinda good

    • @roypoulos1378
      @roypoulos1378 4 роки тому +57

      I was kinda thinking the same thing. Glad you said something. 😂

    • @vandeolkon
      @vandeolkon 4 роки тому +3

      Hahaha

    • @theglizzygobbler2647
      @theglizzygobbler2647 4 роки тому +6

      im ur 900th like😆

  • @Kingsleigh
    @Kingsleigh 3 роки тому +6957

    they cut the best line at the end where he goes "minus the hat" and the lady says "well he probably ditched the hat when he saw the sketch"

    • @aperture0
      @aperture0 3 роки тому +89

      Please drop the link for the full video.

    • @cocolocofamily759
      @cocolocofamily759 3 роки тому +19

      😂😂😂😂

    • @maskedmarvyl4774
      @maskedmarvyl4774 3 роки тому +30

      @Black LIES matter , Does your mom also lie about you being her son?
      I would understand if she did.....

    • @maskedmarvyl4774
      @maskedmarvyl4774 3 роки тому +33

      @Black LIES matter , please explain what your username means, and why you chose it.
      Let's start with that honesty.

    • @mydemon
      @mydemon 3 роки тому +4

      Ah too bad. Great line :) :)

  • @dianeupshaw5337
    @dianeupshaw5337 4 роки тому +89348

    Imagine the confidence of that sketch artist.

  • @Domihork
    @Domihork 15 днів тому +21

    1:02 Oh thank god he specified that the real criminal was the guy on the left :D I almost got confused there!

    • @TR0LL26-q9b
      @TR0LL26-q9b 6 днів тому

      How. It’s very obvious who’s real

    • @MakjjMaejMaej
      @MakjjMaejMaej 2 дні тому

      ​@@TR0LL26-q9bseriously??? 😂

  • @2KCamaroZ28SS
    @2KCamaroZ28SS 3 роки тому +3083

    Sketch artist: "It ain't much, but it's honest work"

    • @Failzz8
      @Failzz8 3 роки тому +45

      Sketch artist: "I'm very excited, daddy said I can have a fortnite machine when I turn 11 this year"

    • @bridgetgrant5680
      @bridgetgrant5680 3 роки тому +16

      @@Failzz8
      An ten year old draws better than that.

    • @thinkpanzer6690
      @thinkpanzer6690 3 роки тому +3

      They arrested the guy

    • @2KCamaroZ28SS
      @2KCamaroZ28SS 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @ImehSmith
      @ImehSmith 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Catjuggler
    @Catjuggler 5 років тому +1748

    The long pause of silence as he's looking at the picture is priceless.

    • @clrr8400
      @clrr8400 5 років тому +47

      That's what killed me🤣🤣

    • @TucoBenedicto
      @TucoBenedicto 5 років тому +54

      @@clrr8400 Yeah, he's like "Are you shitting me or what?" and then he goes for "...Ok".

    • @Miss_1981
      @Miss_1981 5 років тому +7

      Yessssss his face aswell, like ohhhhhh k!

    • @Ritwika-Saha
      @Ritwika-Saha 5 років тому +21

      Trying to process whether it is all a colossal prank

    • @Gorbgorbenson
      @Gorbgorbenson 4 роки тому +6

      I think it's because he's trying not to laugh.

  • @chrissre7935
    @chrissre7935 3 роки тому +10944

    I got to love how they pinned down his most notable aspect. The stare.

    • @alphablobmom5521
      @alphablobmom5521 3 роки тому +224

      It's how narrow-set the eyes are. And the narrow mouth.

    • @toyaadams8167
      @toyaadams8167 3 роки тому +170

      ''the stare''????...😭😭😭😭😭...you mean those 2 unassuming, uneven dots just sitting aimlessly on the face ???...y'all have some vivid imaginations...

    • @chrissre7935
      @chrissre7935 3 роки тому +105

      ​@@toyaadams8167 Vivid Imaginations - LOL. Nailed it. That's the whole point. That is amazing that our imagination can fill in the gaps from basic image like this and it makes it even more funny.

    • @MilkoOfficialChannel
      @MilkoOfficialChannel 3 роки тому +52

      and those hairs covering the ears are pretty accurate too lol

    • @sus-gibble4721
      @sus-gibble4721 3 роки тому +13

      Dont forget the mouth. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @_GhostMiner
    @_GhostMiner 10 місяців тому +96

    The absolute dead silence when he first saw the sketch....

  • @chethanmnaik49
    @chethanmnaik49 4 роки тому +1829

    I don't know what more hilarious, the sketch or the fact that it matches or that someone looked at the sketch and was like hey I've seen this guy

    • @PinkyakaAyannaj
      @PinkyakaAyannaj 4 роки тому +13

      😂😂😂😂💙💙💙🙏🙏🙏

    • @user-sh8ms1kp1c
      @user-sh8ms1kp1c 4 роки тому +6

      @@briantoal8872 he probably got found in other ways

    • @mossycobbles
      @mossycobbles 4 роки тому +10

      He looks like the robbers for home alone

    • @achyuthansanal
      @achyuthansanal 4 роки тому +3

      Zoey Herrera
      That’s why I thought that sketch was familiar. Really.

    • @jasongo_
      @jasongo_ 4 роки тому +1

      @@mossycobbles i think so

  • @TheFirstManticore
    @TheFirstManticore 3 роки тому +3214

    And yet the sketch actually captures his essence.

  • @angelomahinay5672
    @angelomahinay5672 4 роки тому +7837

    When you lie in your resume but still get the job.

  • @ThomasGidley-kv2uj
    @ThomasGidley-kv2uj 7 місяців тому +16

    The newsman is a legend. I would have lost it entirely. He and the artist brought a lake of tears down my cheek.

  • @PiXimperfect
    @PiXimperfect 3 роки тому +31360

    That sketch artist definitely deserves a raise.

    • @E--Drop
      @E--Drop 3 роки тому +135

      He/She should probably use Photoshop, good thing you have the best reviews for it ;)) 👍

    • @rezmendoza9755
      @rezmendoza9755 3 роки тому +27

      l0l

    • @saneman8147
      @saneman8147 3 роки тому +113

      And maybe a box of coloring pencils.

    • @autumnivez8238
      @autumnivez8238 3 роки тому +65

      @@E--Drop you could just use 'they'

    • @davidmutchock9261
      @davidmutchock9261 3 роки тому +37

      there's no arguing with results I always say! they already caught the guy before he was on the evening news...raise indeed!!!

  • @NuckChorris12345
    @NuckChorris12345 4 роки тому +1772

    "He's got a... well he's got a nose."
    Oh no, they caught me.

    • @sutr6264
      @sutr6264 4 роки тому +3

      Lul😭

    • @savitasingh49
      @savitasingh49 4 роки тому +1

      @@sutr6264 I think you used the wrong emoji. The one you used means literally crying!

    • @savitasingh49
      @savitasingh49 4 роки тому +1

      @@sutr6264 I think you wanted to use this ' 😂' emoji.

    • @milecy6041
      @milecy6041 4 роки тому +4

      @@savitasingh49 the crying emoji can be used as a laughing face, just use the context clues like wtf..

    • @bananakitofinternetclan8350
      @bananakitofinternetclan8350 4 роки тому +1

      Voldemort is immune to such things.

  • @kaylabrownell1268
    @kaylabrownell1268 2 роки тому +10672

    The silence when he was just staring at the sketch got me 💀

    • @Proteus-zb6qv
      @Proteus-zb6qv 2 роки тому +241

      0:14 that moment right there

    • @henrifin
      @henrifin 2 роки тому +27

      It was as fake as any reaction videos on UA-cam

    • @henrifin
      @henrifin 2 роки тому +18

      @@jecielynnalcedo3695 And you think it just happened so that they put the picture out and them in 15 seconds of time learned that he was captured, a picture was taken at the station and then put side by side to broadcast? News are broadcasted live, but the stories are not live most of the time.

    • @salmarnir92
      @salmarnir92 2 роки тому +134

      Lol he looked back like, are you fucking kidding me? Lol

    • @Samithecutie
      @Samithecutie 2 роки тому +38

      Same he was like “wtf is this are y’all serious or??”

  • @yaboierv8053
    @yaboierv8053 Місяць тому +5

    The anchor did the best he could 😂😂😂😂 he held together as long he could 😂😂😂 but the side by side comparison broke him 😂😂😂

  • @user-dm2uz7ts1z
    @user-dm2uz7ts1z 4 роки тому +27106

    “He’s got a nose..”
    Voldemort: Thank god.

    • @doryaman
      @doryaman 4 роки тому +1099

      "...and some hair."
      Voldemort: "THANK GOD!"

    • @tmsyb1036
      @tmsyb1036 4 роки тому +128

      *wheeze* I’m dead!

    • @Jantangan
      @Jantangan 4 роки тому +132

      Davy Jones: We're fine Voldi. We're fine.

    • @suSnayC
      @suSnayC 4 роки тому +9

      90th like

    • @ridabutt8213
      @ridabutt8213 4 роки тому +19

      I'm screaming LMAO

  • @SushiSlayer671
    @SushiSlayer671 3 роки тому +3922

    His pause 😂 he was probably thinking “I need to get paid more. For this kind of shit” 😂

    • @atari_rx
      @atari_rx 3 роки тому +101

      I died. I’ve watched this several times and it keeps getting funnier. You know in that moment he was debating his life career and even looked back at the camera man to see if that sketch was a joke 😂

    • @rozhin6055
      @rozhin6055 3 роки тому +14

      😂😂🤣

    • @unicornmadness6286
      @unicornmadness6286 3 роки тому +10

      Now this made me laugh!!!

    • @AmbassadorForIslam
      @AmbassadorForIslam 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Nice one

    • @traciepratte3983
      @traciepratte3983 3 роки тому +4

      All I kept thinking was he was gonna turn around and think he was being punk'd and be like
      **ok WTF? who's %ucking with me?**

  • @lolabrini3758
    @lolabrini3758 5 років тому +4762

    0:15 the pause he takes to compose himself after seeing it
    he needs an oscar award for keeping a straight face

    • @RixMorales
      @RixMorales 5 років тому +94

      More like George Peabody Award, it's the equivalent of Oscars for journalism

    • @fakhirpathaankhan746
      @fakhirpathaankhan746 5 років тому +22

      Leave Islam, it's a religion based on Arab superstition!!

    • @nnnyel
      @nnnyel 5 років тому +135

      @@fakhirpathaankhan746 this is so fucking random....what?

    • @LMAODOODZ
      @LMAODOODZ 5 років тому +6

      @@nnnyel Ayahahahaaahahaha right?!

    • @LMAODOODZ
      @LMAODOODZ 5 років тому +7

      @@nnnyel I'm all sorts of laughing at the randomness

  • @DogManWes2790
    @DogManWes2790 2 дні тому +2

    0:12 the total silence along with him only saying "ok" is comedy gold

  • @bnearing
    @bnearing 4 роки тому +3607

    When he clarifies “the guy on the left” went to jail. 😆

    • @khoz849
      @khoz849 4 роки тому +3

      😁😃😀

    • @ghosttndr6036
      @ghosttndr6036 4 роки тому +5

      hahahahahahahahahahah

    • @saanvimehra5191
      @saanvimehra5191 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chokedonthedust
      @chokedonthedust 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @PatNeedhamUSA
      @PatNeedhamUSA 4 роки тому +28

      My first thought after hearing that clarification: "but what happened to the guy on the right? That's the only one we care about"

  • @xxjadexx4291
    @xxjadexx4291 3 роки тому +1719

    The man had no chance of escaping. That sketch was just too good.

  • @thebenexperience
    @thebenexperience 3 роки тому +3878

    "Where's the pointy chi-"
    *"It's uncanny, Lisa."*

  • @theairplaneguy2005
    @theairplaneguy2005 10 місяців тому +32

    0:40 he was trying so hard not to laugh

  • @Markkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
    @Markkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk 4 роки тому +5280

    "he's got a nose..."
    People with no noses : *thank God*
    "he's got some hair...."
    Bald people : *that ain't me*

  • @davidd9976
    @davidd9976 6 років тому +16074

    "...thanks to the sketch no doubt..."

  • @joshuasimmons8160
    @joshuasimmons8160 4 роки тому +4011

    Imagine knowing that you got caught by a horrible sketch like that

    • @phoenixstormjr.1018
      @phoenixstormjr.1018 4 роки тому +127

      I would straight up want to die.

    • @prags4518
      @prags4518 4 роки тому +139

      Just shows how horrible your face is lmao

    • @user-tr3jw1df6q
      @user-tr3jw1df6q 4 роки тому +11

      Chocolate Cupcake fr fr

    • @9876karthi
      @9876karthi 4 роки тому +60

      No, he got himself arrested when confronted the police with question, who draw his picture.

    • @joshuasimmons8160
      @joshuasimmons8160 4 роки тому +4

      @@9876karthi 😂

  • @darkin1484
    @darkin1484 11 місяців тому +18

    When you hired a professional sketch artist from the local kindergarten.

  • @SussyBaka-fn8hd
    @SussyBaka-fn8hd 3 роки тому +11082

    "The Police actually caught this guy..."
    "... thanks to the sketch no doubt"
    "Give that sketch artist a raise"
    Lmao, funniest shit

  • @brittanyroque8252
    @brittanyroque8252 2 роки тому +16659

    Hearing that reporter say, "well he's got a nose, chin" was like hearing a parent try to make sense of what their kid drew 🤣

    • @TheHotdogMan6816
      @TheHotdogMan6816 2 роки тому +116

      😂

    • @doubleghod
      @doubleghod Рік тому +91

      What an eye for detail the artist showed!!! His Magnus Opus!! Any future works should be displayed at the Guggenheim for the world to enjoy.

    • @blazing_pyro67
      @blazing_pyro67 Рік тому +31

      Oh boy is that ever a true fact.. XD I was wondering if maybe the police knew exactly who he was and decided to troll everyone for a good laugh. Maybe they even had one of their kids draw the picture. TBH it's actually better then I could do if someone described that guy off memory and I had to draw him. 🙃 difference is I've never claimed to be an artist nor do I work with police to draw criminals.. if I did no one would ever be caught so I bet in today's world with inflation at an altime high along with high job loss and poverty rates the people who are feeling forced into crime as a means of survival and the actual carrier criminals would love it if I was hired to sketch people. 😆

    • @frankdowney6479
      @frankdowney6479 Рік тому

      Hard to believe some people still watch commie-puppet, racist. white haring, NFL? Do they kneel before your TV to worship the BML/royalist beast?

    • @frankdowney6479
      @frankdowney6479 Рік тому

      Bitech talking about she black. She so white her life don't matter.

  • @MrDavinci1965
    @MrDavinci1965 20 днів тому +1

    The look on the reporters face is priceless. He looks at the sketch . . . then looks at the camera, like WTF is this. long pause, and continues. And then, they caught the guy. LOL

  • @takhellambamanindro939
    @takhellambamanindro939 4 роки тому +9496

    Fun fact : You can hear the WTF in his silence .

    • @rafaelsalazar7888
      @rafaelsalazar7888 4 роки тому +256

      If ten million fireflies

    • @simonw3858
      @simonw3858 4 роки тому +112

      Yea, in his head he's like this is a prank isn't it!

    • @laila.jw08
      @laila.jw08 4 роки тому +84

      I would of been rolling on floor pissing myself 😂

    • @ynog0978
      @ynog0978 4 роки тому +96

      He's trying to hold that laughter so bad lol

    • @gorky712
      @gorky712 4 роки тому +6

      First thing i thought lol

  • @gdayriz
    @gdayriz 4 роки тому +2289

    Man, he’s so professional. If I were there I would literally crying from laughter. 😂😂

    • @davidarango5592
      @davidarango5592 4 роки тому +40

      Word me too, I would die of laughter . You got to give him credit for not cracking up

    • @simonw3858
      @simonw3858 4 роки тому +1

      Wow that's hilarious! Whats the name of the 8 year old they hired for the job of sketch artist!

    • @vivektam
      @vivektam 4 роки тому +1

      He is professional, it is his profession.

    • @el34glo59
      @el34glo59 2 роки тому +4

      If hos brain didn't short from him being in such shock he probably would have exploded laughing immediately

    • @ahhwe-any7434
      @ahhwe-any7434 2 роки тому

      If I drew his bangs I guess that's 10 varied lines total.

  • @brandonhass9848
    @brandonhass9848 5 років тому +25068

    “He’s got a nose”
    Thanks, now we can rule out Lord Voldemort.

  • @kingdbradley3598
    @kingdbradley3598 6 місяців тому +18

    "thanks to the sketch no doubt" 😭😭😂

  • @Skooma1
    @Skooma1 4 роки тому +4092

    The worse thing is, is that it looks exactly like him

    • @thatonedude9269
      @thatonedude9269 4 роки тому +43

      Oh Lord, dominate my willie

    • @hmmmyes1626
      @hmmmyes1626 4 роки тому +4

      That one dude lol

    • @beenjenkens9251
      @beenjenkens9251 4 роки тому +59

      but the chin

    • @Thegazelle1000
      @Thegazelle1000 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aur9035
      @aur9035 4 роки тому +8

      @@beenjenkens9251 but the eyebrows?? And the frown and mustache he has

  • @KostyaT
    @KostyaT 3 роки тому +5923

    The sketch wasn't literal, but it perfectly captured the suspect's essence.

    • @Jgjules
      @Jgjules 3 роки тому +78

      True

    • @Neha-ue3uk
      @Neha-ue3uk 3 роки тому +66

      perfectly said

    • @frankdez9974
      @frankdez9974 2 роки тому +19

      But it was a literal sketch I think you mean that it wasn’t absolute

    • @el34glo59
      @el34glo59 2 роки тому +32

      It really did somehow

    • @aneeshprasobhan
      @aneeshprasobhan 2 роки тому +95

      @@frankdez9974 i mean, that's what his cartoon character would look like. Idk how to explain it, but the sketch has his facial essence lol.

  • @immcguyver07
    @immcguyver07 5 років тому +3776

    I would have seriously thought this was a prank.

    • @thegayestgoth
      @thegayestgoth 4 роки тому +80

      Apparently he thought this

    • @trywarez
      @trywarez 4 роки тому +43

      With his reaction, yes. 😀

    • @artofmajic
      @artofmajic 4 роки тому +9

      thegayestgoth he couldn’t have, how he tried to keep it professional after he saw the pic

    • @analuizafelixdesouza6336
      @analuizafelixdesouza6336 4 роки тому +47

      @@artofmajic He stood there about 10 seconds in complete silence, I think during the time he might have thought it was a joke and didn't know how to react until someone told him in his earbuds to say something, that's when he knew it was real and acted professional.

    • @artofmajic
      @artofmajic 4 роки тому +6

      Ana Luíza Félix de Souza I don’t think he was stuck in thought cause he thought it was a prank. I think he was tryna to hold a laughter and not be seen on camera being unprofessional for a serious matter

  • @samuelrolfe-ni9mo
    @samuelrolfe-ni9mo 19 днів тому +2

    Couldn't have been more accurate.. looks just like him 😂😂

  • @devlinash2667
    @devlinash2667 4 роки тому +1520

    *Reporter* "He's got a nose and some hair"
    *Police* Thanks, we got him.

  • @EfftingES
    @EfftingES 3 роки тому +9961

    What amazes me is not the lack of skill of the artist that did that... but the fact that the sketch ACTUALLY looks like the guy!

  • @billcipher9265
    @billcipher9265 5 років тому +7616

    Police Officer:
    Looks at Sketch.
    Looks at Suspect.
    Looks at Sketch.
    Looks at Suspect.
    Looks at Sketch.
    ,,Yeah its him"

    • @Vibhavijay1
      @Vibhavijay1 4 роки тому +57

      😂

    • @ebc6970
      @ebc6970 4 роки тому +4

      humble brag?

    • @withinyouwithutyu1324
      @withinyouwithutyu1324 4 роки тому +1

      "

    • @Janeykennedy275
      @Janeykennedy275 4 роки тому +12

      I cracked up laughing so hard when I read this ahaha too funny

    • @immcguyver07
      @immcguyver07 4 роки тому +9

      Ambiguity in a description is the key to being able to say that everything is or is not what you want it to be or not to be.

  • @kazuhasensei
    @kazuhasensei 12 днів тому +4

    The fact that he holds his laughter😂

  • @AnakinTheWeird
    @AnakinTheWeird 3 роки тому +1988

    That was a solid 8 seconds of him just processing...

    • @Christobanistan
      @Christobanistan 3 роки тому +80

      Dude kept it together like a fucking champ, an his quips were top par. Very clever dude.

    • @mysub6969
      @mysub6969 3 роки тому +5

      After processing for 8 sec , OKHAY this is the guy...m

    • @Jay-qs2oi
      @Jay-qs2oi 3 роки тому +1

      @@Christobanistan oh for fuck sake it was scripted

    • @MowDaCat
      @MowDaCat 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @bradleycortes9161
      @bradleycortes9161 3 роки тому +1

      @@Jay-qs2oi proof?

  • @anibaldk
    @anibaldk 3 роки тому +3291

    "He's got a nose and hair"
    Voldemort: Worked like a charm....

  • @dc6288
    @dc6288 3 роки тому +3101

    Imagine how embarrassed the criminal is when he realizes what people think he looks like.

  • @twintwo278
    @twintwo278 3 місяці тому +3

    This is the most memorable and my favorite news blooper😂😂😂I wonder where dude is today🤣🤣🤣

  • @kalpanabalaji3984
    @kalpanabalaji3984 4 роки тому +4687

    The worst part is the criminal looks exactly like the drawing

    • @macman975
      @macman975 4 роки тому +115

      It was a viral to promote their station. Still funny though.

    • @peachypeachy9658
      @peachypeachy9658 4 роки тому +62

      Yes! The eyes look the same! XD
      But not the shape of his head XD I mean, is this for real?? This man has no chin at all XD the drawing has a super huge chin, looks like a V

    • @realswobby
      @realswobby 4 роки тому +37

      It's just a proof that you can be a total ass in drawing portraits and still get a decent job 🤣

    • @berrybartholomewbenson4898
      @berrybartholomewbenson4898 4 роки тому +31

      Chin shape wrong
      Hair was wrong shape
      He had no hat
      No wrinkles that went down mike that
      No small eyes
      No small mouth
      Yeah pretty good

    • @realswobby
      @realswobby 4 роки тому +9

      @@berrybartholomewbenson4898 The expression in general is what makes the photo and the drawing look similar to each other. Dot eyes and tiny mouth are not a problem here, lol.

  • @tens0r884
    @tens0r884 4 роки тому +10734

    "He's got a nose.. and some hair"
    *Alright, we can now rule out Voldemort*

  • @moonstonemystic1550
    @moonstonemystic1550 3 роки тому +25944

    It may be a horrible sketch, but it somehow actually looks like him.

  • @FTLnovaKid
    @FTLnovaKid 10 місяців тому +5

    Can’t believe they actually released that sketch 😂😂😂 made for this great moment though. 😂

  • @cata.5352
    @cata.5352 4 роки тому +15171

    “And police actually caught this guy, THaNkS tO tHe skEtCh no doubt”

  • @suryapratap56
    @suryapratap56 5 років тому +3845

    Artist - What does he look like?
    Witness - He likes strawberries.
    Artist - Say no more.

    • @MiniNinja258
      @MiniNinja258 5 років тому +20

      Hehaha

    • @Goodnightpunpuns
      @Goodnightpunpuns 5 років тому +42

      When I read this I just started laughing a bit more xD

    • @prateekn1772
      @prateekn1772 5 років тому +6

      😆😆

    • @pinkrose282
      @pinkrose282 5 років тому +10

      SURYA PRATAP These comments are killing me. Lol. 🤣

    • @johntmasseyjr
      @johntmasseyjr 5 років тому +11

      This is an underrated comment.

  • @mentalillness1574
    @mentalillness1574 Рік тому +2577

    “Thanks to the sketch, no doubt” was such a great line lol

    • @DomTVdotTV
      @DomTVdotTV Рік тому +28

      hahahaha that got me

    • @Blessed372
      @Blessed372 Рік тому +22

      That line topped it all off. I couldn't stop laughing😂😂😂

    • @jamesbowen2258
      @jamesbowen2258 11 місяців тому +19

      "It's uncanny, Lisa."

    • @jevthompson9044
      @jevthompson9044 9 місяців тому

      Don't take the v@čcine trust in the LORD ALMIGHTY and if you already taken it please pray to GOD about it because it is a deception.!

    • @jevthompson9044
      @jevthompson9044 9 місяців тому

      JESUS is coming soon and JESUS is the only way to salvation accept JESUS as your LORD and SAVIOR today!!.

  • @JustSomeoneHi
    @JustSomeoneHi 13 днів тому +1

    "it's uncanny, Lisa!"
    why did this make me laugh so much

  • @GraceUponGraceProductions
    @GraceUponGraceProductions 4 роки тому +3509

    Reporter: “And I say, give that sketch artist a raise.”

    • @fvvthegoat6818
      @fvvthegoat6818 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/2_OAtLAX5hs/v-deo.html

    • @otteraffs58
      @otteraffs58 4 роки тому +1

      Loved that bit xD

    • @mangeshk9002
      @mangeshk9002 4 роки тому

      He deserves it more than anyone else

    • @YahushuaWonAlready
      @YahushuaWonAlready 4 роки тому +1

      LOL. I bet after he gets a raise, he will start drawing like Picasso. This was all a ploy for that raise

  • @hatchixnana
    @hatchixnana 3 роки тому +7336

    “Where’s the pointy chin?”
    “It’s uncanny, LISA”

    • @Soriichi
      @Soriichi 3 роки тому +59

      That got me

    • @daisyarmchair6883
      @daisyarmchair6883 3 роки тому +143

      Fucking Lisa

    • @dadadede9359
      @dadadede9359 3 роки тому +59

      Lisa for one more time u fucking donut the pointy chin is right there

    • @jadacampbell9331
      @jadacampbell9331 3 роки тому +8

      The sketch artist couldn't create a 3d look, so the pointy chin was drawn to protrude instead

    • @depressedorca7995
      @depressedorca7995 3 роки тому +21

      You’re tearing me apart Lisa!

  • @mychannel-lp9iq
    @mychannel-lp9iq 4 роки тому +2061

    -"does it have a nose?"
    -"yes."
    -"that does sound like a face"

  • @creativename7230
    @creativename7230 18 днів тому +2

    Idk whats funnier, the sketch being so underdetailed, or the fact that the sketch actually looks like him too

  • @ahobbit1273
    @ahobbit1273 4 роки тому +1903

    “The guy-on the left-is now being charged with two counts of theft.”
    Aside from the fact that it rhymes, I love the implication that he thought the audience might think the sketch was the one being charged.

    • @captainnomekop5056
      @captainnomekop5056 4 роки тому +83

      I mean it’s hard to tell them apart...

    • @SoundwaveSurfing
      @SoundwaveSurfing 4 роки тому +31

      Or that they might think the sketch artist should be charged.....

    • @Skuffy777
      @Skuffy777 4 роки тому +8

      That hadn't registered with me. Thank you for literally making me LOL.

    • @penguin902
      @penguin902 4 роки тому +3

      it rhymes so you know it's real

    • @marciavox8105
      @marciavox8105 4 роки тому +1

      I had the same thought and now I’m DYING

  • @ba3lzebub
    @ba3lzebub 3 роки тому +1963

    imagine getting sent to jail and this was the sketch that caught you

  • @FightingSheep1
    @FightingSheep1 4 роки тому +1077

    “Now I’m getting word police actually caught this guy...thanks to the sketch no doubt.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alphaeba2233
    @alphaeba2233 11 днів тому +1

    This is hands down on the funniest vids out there!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @PimpinFAR
    @PimpinFAR 3 роки тому +3963

    Are we gonna ignore how flawlessly he delivered the line “thanks to the sketch, no doubt!” Lmao

    • @mutedgameplay1697
      @mutedgameplay1697 2 роки тому +99

      Few reason why I love Americans, it's something with their sarcasm that I damn loveeeeee.
      It's seems like you cant deliver such lines in every other language

    • @alesin1992
      @alesin1992 2 роки тому +30

      It's a leftover from the brits.
      Thank god they didn't inherit the british cuisine lol

    • @pixelvapour1960
      @pixelvapour1960 2 роки тому

      @@alesin1992 Their own cuisine is bad enough

    • @joeterp5615
      @joeterp5615 2 роки тому +3

      @@pixelvapour1960 lol - hey now, was that really necessary! 🤣 Yes, I must say, I laughed… even if I don’t totally agree… in large metro areas, you have a huge variety of places. They all aren’t the same quality… so you do need to read reviews to find the best places. We are better than the Brits though… even though I did find some good Indian restaurants when in London.

    • @pixelvapour1960
      @pixelvapour1960 2 роки тому +1

      @@joeterp5615 London has a lot of good eating areas so the Brits don't have it so bad either

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 6 років тому +6790

    The poor guy is *struggling* not to crack out!

    • @enkilqc
      @enkilqc 5 років тому +89

      @@pietlebrun5943 Yes it is, we know it. But he is still struggling to keep it for the joke....wow you are a smart one.

    • @PerpetualArt
      @PerpetualArt 5 років тому +18

      Crack up, not out!

    • @MrMaxer13
      @MrMaxer13 5 років тому +47

      @@pietlebrun5943 It isn't. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5365047/Police-sketch-mocked-simplicity-leads-arrest.html

    • @norpriest521
      @norpriest521 5 років тому +7

      @@cptmuska
      Up or out what's the matter?

    • @IllIIIllIIIllII
      @IllIIIllIIIllII 5 років тому +4

      @The Meta it makes all the sense in the world if you know what a crack head looks like

  • @Craig_Spurlock
    @Craig_Spurlock 5 років тому +1806

    His brain crashed and rebooted before he could speak again.

  • @ViralDoseofInternet.1
    @ViralDoseofInternet.1 Місяць тому +3

    The silence after seeing the sketch 😂😂😂😂

  • @godzillaandthewarforrealit7903
    @godzillaandthewarforrealit7903 6 років тому +11948

    he's got a nose and he's got some hair like uh that

    • @kittycats17
      @kittycats17 6 років тому +31

      Ugandan Commanda do u knoe da wae

    • @nichgal123
      @nichgal123 6 років тому +50

      Katherine Aquino no

    • @IvoryiGoLDeN
      @IvoryiGoLDeN 6 років тому +15

      Change ur pfp and username u pathetic normie.

    • @P5YCHJUIC3
      @P5YCHJUIC3 5 років тому +2

      Giancarlo he listened

    • @karls0999
      @karls0999 5 років тому +4

      I think pretty much everyone has a nose.

  • @yuliaarlert8995
    @yuliaarlert8995 6 років тому +3522

    Shit, his ability to hold in laughter...... I would have been fired that day.

    • @roddydykes7053
      @roddydykes7053 5 років тому +84

      Yulia Arlert I’m sure they would’ve let some laughing slide in this case

    • @MetalizedButt
      @MetalizedButt 5 років тому +5

      It’s scripted lol

    • @nehemiahobongono8496
      @nehemiahobongono8496 5 років тому +17

      @@MetalizedButt its not

    • @puffalump76
      @puffalump76 5 років тому +3

      I think i would of just been looking to the camera like this😬

    • @t.lanfield1936
      @t.lanfield1936 5 років тому +2

      Krampus

  • @galacticbong5593
    @galacticbong5593 3 роки тому +4334

    ”wheres the pointy chin?”
    ”it’s uncanny, LISA”