Man Swallowed by Humpback Whale Was 1 in a Trillion

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 14 чер 2021
  • It sounds like something out of a Hollywood movie, but the bizarre incident with Michael Packard and a humpback whale was actually reality. He was diving off the coast of Provincetown, Massachusetts, when the occurrence happened. While some say his story is a bit fishy, scuba diver Rainer Schimpf had an almost identical experience two years ago, and has the photos to prove it! Experts say there is about a 1-in-1-trillion chance of getting swallowed by a whale. #InsideEdition

КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @thomash7294
    @thomash7294 3 роки тому +6447

    Pinocchio and Jonah: "first time?"

    • @queenierose1375
      @queenierose1375 3 роки тому +59

      Lol

    • @Dackered
      @Dackered 3 роки тому +22

      bruh

    • @realityhits3022
      @realityhits3022 3 роки тому +227

      Gonna wait until a butthurt atheist comes and say "jonah is not real" 😅

    • @BananaReidy
      @BananaReidy 3 роки тому +75

      @@realityhits3022 ikr!

    • @nicklevi5537
      @nicklevi5537 3 роки тому +39

      Im in the middle of a meeting with bosses around me! And i burst out!!! Wtf man! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ImSicKPaLOfficial
    @ImSicKPaLOfficial 3 роки тому +27725

    The whale feels horrible about the mistake and hopes he’s OK.

    • @justjared2009
      @justjared2009 3 роки тому +406

      He truly does!!!

    • @RyanREAX
      @RyanREAX 3 роки тому +426

      Jonah 1:17
      “Now the LORD had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.”

    • @WoodlouseChucker
      @WoodlouseChucker 3 роки тому +89

      @@RyanREAX spam

    • @jucool5
      @jucool5 3 роки тому +55

      @@WoodlouseChucker he only said it once that isnt spam

    • @WoodlouseChucker
      @WoodlouseChucker 3 роки тому +14

      @@jucool5 he said it again on someone named usman

  • @falseking989
    @falseking989 3 роки тому +3383

    So his doctor didn’t believe him because he had no broken bones or tissue damage. But how many other whale swallowing accidents has he seen?

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 3 роки тому +145

    The fact that he decided to still continue doing what he does just 1 week later after the incident is extremely admirable.

    • @Mercenary-1914
      @Mercenary-1914 2 місяці тому +3

      1 in a Trillion. I think he is good to go back out there.

    • @johnnyr2646
      @johnnyr2646 2 місяці тому +1

      Gotta make a living

    • @steven401ytx
      @steven401ytx 4 дні тому +1

      Why?

    • @huntercool2232
      @huntercool2232 4 дні тому

      @@steven401ytx what do you mean why? He was literally in a whale’s mouth and hospitalized! That would shake up anyone and make them rethink their life choices and reconsider doing what they do even if this accident was incredibly rare.

    • @burt591
      @burt591 5 годин тому

      @@huntercool2232 Well, he learned that even the extremely unlikely scenario of being swallowed by a whale is harmless, why would he be scared?

  • @ShadowWizard123
    @ShadowWizard123 3 роки тому +6517

    Her: I bet he's out there cheating on me.
    Him: Literally inside a whale.

  • @mrmelonpl7931
    @mrmelonpl7931 3 роки тому +9876

    Imagine him reading Pinnochio to his grandchildren and at the end he says: “You know, I was also swallowed by a whale one day!” 😂

    • @kobrien4121
      @kobrien4121 3 роки тому +71

      🏊🐳

    • @priyenswiss2002
      @priyenswiss2002 3 роки тому +45

      😂😭

    • @tokenbud6436
      @tokenbud6436 3 роки тому +112

      Their response will be 🧢!

    • @Navyguy1990
      @Navyguy1990 3 роки тому +147

      Then tell them, “It could happen to you too if you don’t eat your vegetables!” 😂

    • @monmixer
      @monmixer 3 роки тому +19

      That's better than being turned into a donkey boy I suppose.

  • @draco2xx
    @draco2xx 2 місяці тому +124

    911: what is your emergency
    caller: a man just got swallowed by a humpback whale
    911: hahaha, ive had enough of the prank calls today buddy, *hangs up on the caller

  • @whitneywest3538
    @whitneywest3538 2 місяці тому +11

    One minute you’re swimming at the beach and thinking about where you want to go for dinner. Same minute, you become dinner.

  • @lumpystilskin5367
    @lumpystilskin5367 3 роки тому +541

    News reporter: he had no injuries
    Man: *is limping*

    • @reginald8947
      @reginald8947 3 роки тому +21

      I've seen them say a highschool girl was injured after being forced by her coach to do splits, yet she was cheerleading the next few days. 😒

    • @qwertyh01
      @qwertyh01 3 роки тому +8

      It's for the doctors to decide whether a person is injured or not, lymping is no proof

    • @youlostthedebate
      @youlostthedebate 3 роки тому +5

      @@qwertyh01 although I agree. Your assessment is only partly right.

    • @Snow-xd4rv
      @Snow-xd4rv 3 роки тому +2

      @@reginald8947 huh? That’s story is old, was that girl lying or something, or is this a completely different case

    • @vulcanwolfopus4345
      @vulcanwolfopus4345 3 роки тому +1

      That's from being swallowed by an alligator the next day

  • @metraforce441
    @metraforce441 3 роки тому +1894

    *The whale was only trying to talk about his cars extended warranty*

    • @POOPNUGGET19
      @POOPNUGGET19 3 роки тому +43

      The taxes were overwhelming

    • @susancolon6792
      @susancolon6792 3 роки тому +18

      I’m weakkkk 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @journeysalkebulan
      @journeysalkebulan 3 роки тому +5

      I'm so tired of seeing this lame joke here! One person uses it then everybody else starts! 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

    • @WoodlouseChucker
      @WoodlouseChucker 3 роки тому +3

      @Marcos Vazquez theyre probably the guy who says about the car warranty

    • @stephaniecrumpton2133
      @stephaniecrumpton2133 3 роки тому

      Lol

  • @RachelOnAWhim
    @RachelOnAWhim 2 місяці тому +8

    Headline: Man swallowed by whale was 1 in a trillion.
    Jonah: I’d like a word.

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 3 роки тому +143

    The whale’s experience is the definition of finding a bone in a chicken tender.
    The Whale: 👁👄👁 *”What the flip is in my mouth?”*

  • @superr_zz
    @superr_zz 3 роки тому +3448

    Imagine if the whale was huge enough to swallow him and inside he found a whole tribe of people

    • @Adam-qv2bd
      @Adam-qv2bd 3 роки тому +137

      who evolved gills. lol

    • @RaV3nn
      @RaV3nn 3 роки тому +286

      And a wooden boy, his grandpa, and a cat.

    • @russiacash248
      @russiacash248 3 роки тому +16

      Lol

    • @ElysiumAdv
      @ElysiumAdv 3 роки тому +23

      Jonah been getting around jeez

    • @icycreeperd8375
      @icycreeperd8375 3 роки тому +19

      He got isekai’d

  • @theangryconstitutionalist583
    @theangryconstitutionalist583 3 роки тому +25

    "One in a trillion...according to ONE expert." Welcome to journalism in 2021, folks!

    • @grobson4
      @grobson4 3 роки тому +2

      Well I wouldn't believe that figure, but it was said by an expert, so it must be true. /s

    • @brandonm4471
      @brandonm4471 2 місяці тому +1

      Seriously! Lol

    • @iiCounted-op5jx
      @iiCounted-op5jx 2 місяці тому

      😭😭😭

  • @otallono
    @otallono 3 роки тому +106

    As if a trillion people put themselves anywhere near something like that

    • @Yukkin-f5s
      @Yukkin-f5s 3 роки тому

      @Akkszz 1 in 4 billion so yeah

    • @dendikke3
      @dendikke3 3 роки тому +11

      You clearly have no idea how statistics and odds work

    • @one-to-one-ratio
      @one-to-one-ratio 3 роки тому +3

      @Akkszz the odds arent determined by the amount of people on the planet, its determined by the amount of times someone is either scuba diving or just in general in the ocean, I believe, but i think you could say that it's 1 in 4 billion odds you become friends with this person or something along those lines, I confused myself now

    • @TBEast12
      @TBEast12 2 роки тому

      Lmfaooo

    • @thomasowen5785
      @thomasowen5785 2 місяці тому

      Yeah it's a 1 in a trillion for me because I live in Ohio, probably a much higher chance if you're out there on the water every day

  • @kevinklein9565
    @kevinklein9565 3 роки тому +2985

    Dude should play the lottery. Or we should just give him the lottery.

    • @phantomjosh2148
      @phantomjosh2148 3 роки тому +2

      Carrot juice

    • @kjdnyhmghfvb
      @kjdnyhmghfvb 3 роки тому +3

      "give him the lottery??????"

    • @litcostello1223
      @litcostello1223 3 роки тому +2

      U presume he values money like the rest of u sheep

    • @dogfeva4319
      @dogfeva4319 3 роки тому +1

      You stole my comment 🤦‍♂️

    • @KC-bg1th
      @KC-bg1th 3 роки тому +4

      Way statistics work is that because this happened, the chances reset. Because this guy got lucky, he statistically won't be that lucky for another trillion instances.

  • @Eleganttf2
    @Eleganttf2 3 роки тому +3460

    "yuck this food doesnt taste good and hairy i better spit it out" ~the whale

    • @Dre-np9yk
      @Dre-np9yk 3 роки тому +14

      lol

    • @acevergel1999
      @acevergel1999 3 роки тому +12

      😅

    • @itsalex8965
      @itsalex8965 3 роки тому +6

      😂😂

    • @exovirtf2
      @exovirtf2 3 роки тому +4

      O_o

    • @human1754
      @human1754 3 роки тому +12

      Humans:wow this giant fish looks delicious imma just hunt them for soap,leather,and food

  • @nouserbri
    @nouserbri 2 роки тому +12

    I can already imagine how scary that was

  • @TheWereparadox
    @TheWereparadox 3 роки тому +56

    1st Whale: "So another human was hiding out in our foods today."
    2nd Whale: "Oh my gosh! I think they do it on purpose! Probably one of their weird kinky things they do."
    1st Whale: "It actually got in my mouth this time! I knew right away because it tasted awful and I spit it out right away." 🐳😣

  • @cloroxbleach7554
    @cloroxbleach7554 3 роки тому +2455

    Whale be like: "Yo, what kind of krill is this? Its 6 ft long."

  • @bskiez
    @bskiez 3 роки тому +1376

    "He wasn't harmed?"
    The guy was effing limping

    • @bskiez
      @bskiez 3 роки тому +2

      🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖

    • @jlemz5851
      @jlemz5851 3 роки тому +50

      Fake it till you make it

    • @bskiez
      @bskiez 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @katamed5205
      @katamed5205 3 роки тому +23

      He did get bruised when the whale spat him out again. Or rather as the whale threw him out of his mouth.

    • @stop--
      @stop-- 3 роки тому +9

      Not saying he's it faking buuut that do be lookin like the fakest limp I've seen in a long time.

  • @margaritaslittlebrother5802
    @margaritaslittlebrother5802 3 роки тому +15

    The whale couldn’t stand the taste of whiskey and cigarettes, so he spat him out.

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 3 роки тому +10

    Imagine having an accident that’s 1 in a trillion chance of happening.

  • @richardkwan8654
    @richardkwan8654 3 роки тому +694

    Doctor: *He had no serious injuries or broken bones*
    Whale: I'm swallowing you next *Doc*

    • @cryptoclyps5049
      @cryptoclyps5049 3 роки тому +3

      Huh?

    • @squin9954
      @squin9954 3 роки тому +1

      Who knows bro

    • @thegrimreaper9552
      @thegrimreaper9552 3 роки тому +2

      I dont know how you would have serious injuries from a whale to be honest

    • @sharknadofartquake2449
      @sharknadofartquake2449 2 місяці тому

      @@thegrimreaper9552 There's no acid like humans have in their stomach or it's weaker because it can be because of how much easier it is to acidify fish than all the things humans eat so no matter what he would've been spat out without serious injuries?! Bwahaha oh hey grim reaper well that figures!

  • @MrDinglin2694
    @MrDinglin2694 3 роки тому +1159

    Whale be like “ Yo, my bad, b. Thought you was shrimp”

    • @Dwyanerose
      @Dwyanerose 3 роки тому +22

      So the whale was a black or Hispanic New Yorker???
      Makes sense...now all the whale needs is some custom made waterproof Tims

    • @SkiiYacht
      @SkiiYacht 3 роки тому +1

      oooh burn

    • @Lucas-ix8bg
      @Lucas-ix8bg 3 роки тому +5

      Whale: Ptui 😝 this ain't no lobster

    • @nonchalantv3601
      @nonchalantv3601 3 роки тому +3

      @@Lucas-ix8bg not the ptui🤣

    • @ShadowWizard123
      @ShadowWizard123 3 роки тому +1

      Whales don't eat shrimp

  • @youngstonergang
    @youngstonergang 3 роки тому +120

    Him: swimming
    Whale: Giant shrimp?
    Him: No no no no no
    Whale: it talks too?
    Whale's Mom: John... Spit that human out

  • @isasecret
    @isasecret 3 роки тому +10

    When I read everyone's comments with the same voice I feel like everyone has the same exact personality but different mood

  • @GregSereda
    @GregSereda 3 роки тому +4897

    The story of Jonah has been vindicated.

    • @fnordrabbit1156
      @fnordrabbit1156 3 роки тому +62

      Yes.

    • @gojewla
      @gojewla 3 роки тому +175

      The fictional story of Jonah says that he was swallowed by a fish and spent 3 days and 3 nights inside its belly. Someone probably made it up, but based it on a true event that happened just like this one.

    • @rickyhern2156
      @rickyhern2156 3 роки тому +15

      Nice channel.
      Subbed 🥰❤

    • @rizengoku8050
      @rizengoku8050 3 роки тому +401

      @James Smith doesn’t atheism teach evolution and whatnot? Using your own logic, a great ancestor to the whale which was much bigger could have swallowed him.

    • @penpinson12882
      @penpinson12882 3 роки тому +85

      @@rizengoku8050 ikr lol

  • @kontessapayne5125
    @kontessapayne5125 3 роки тому +3491

    “swallowed” is inaccurate. grabbed and spit out is convincing.

    • @kindafatkindastrong5683
      @kindafatkindastrong5683 3 роки тому +100

      true but that doesnt make for a good clickbait title haha

    • @noorkarim4815
      @noorkarim4815 3 роки тому +6

      Underrated comment!

    • @ItsAllLuv
      @ItsAllLuv 3 роки тому +5

      Grabbed?? Weeeeeak

    • @squintish
      @squintish 3 роки тому +19

      On some of the great whales (not sure of humpbacks) it's actually impossible for them to swallow something as large as a human because their esophageal opening is too narrow due to eating only small fish and crustaceans.

    • @peterfalvay
      @peterfalvay 3 роки тому +6

      So this couple of whales were just chilling near a fishing boat, when the male whale said: "Hey, let's swim under their boat, and blow the air out of our blowholes and let's capsize their boat, it'll be fun! " "Okay let's do it!" replied the female whale. So they did just that, and then the male whale said: Okay and now let's eat them! To which the female replied:
      "Nah, I agreed to the blow job, but I am NOT swallowing the sea men!"

  • @animaticToshiue
    @animaticToshiue 2 місяці тому +2

    It's not real life Jonah. It's modern Jonah

  • @StillBraydon
    @StillBraydon 2 місяці тому +4

    We definitely got an inside edition here.

  • @yumeko.jabami0908
    @yumeko.jabami0908 3 роки тому +2555

    I’m glad he’s okay and I bet the whale was saying: “ewww humans taste gross”

    • @kaoutermouslimhaliba7145
      @kaoutermouslimhaliba7145 3 роки тому +34

      That's very likely. Otherwise it wouldn't have let him go

    • @gavinrafalovich5951
      @gavinrafalovich5951 3 роки тому +26

      I have never seen a more dry comment in my life...

    • @momo-ev3gh
      @momo-ev3gh 3 роки тому +5

      @@gavinrafalovich5951 the pain...

    • @ctskite3819
      @ctskite3819 3 роки тому

      Uncooked, yeah

    • @KT-dy4on
      @KT-dy4on 3 роки тому +8

      @@kaoutermouslimhaliba7145 they can’t swallow us

  • @ric8806
    @ric8806 3 роки тому +731

    Hope he said hi to captain k'nuckles and flapjack when he was inside

  • @aaravmehta2657
    @aaravmehta2657 2 роки тому +2

    Its good to see ‘Reiner’ Schimp not being depressed

  • @officialmattmedia
    @officialmattmedia 3 роки тому +10

    Just like Drax on Guardians of the Galaxy 2, he was trying to vanquish the whale from the inside.

  • @duck8280
    @duck8280 3 роки тому +917

    Well if there’s two people we know of that got swallowed by a whale... whoever came up with 1 in a trillion didn’t pass middle school

    • @outdoorswithkaden1414
      @outdoorswithkaden1414 3 роки тому +8

      3*

    • @lilackitten2667
      @lilackitten2667 3 роки тому +65

      There arent even a trillion people in the world so 😂

    • @Riven-19
      @Riven-19 3 роки тому +84

      Well technically it could be right. When you flip a coin it's 50/50 but you could still get heads ten times in a row

    • @kimlersue
      @kimlersue 3 роки тому +14

      Whales have only been back in numbers for a very few years. Sure the odds may have been one in a trillion..40 yrs. ago when baleen whale sightings were also on in a trillion.

    • @AtarahDerek
      @AtarahDerek 3 роки тому +9

      I think they mean out of a trillion things that could happen to you when you go in the ocean.

  • @Leonhart306
    @Leonhart306 3 роки тому +1158

    Whale: This doesn't taste like krill. [bleaaaah]
    Diver: Where'd the sun go?

    • @Someone-nt8wz
      @Someone-nt8wz 3 роки тому +5

      1 in a trillion

    • @UserX860
      @UserX860 3 роки тому

      aha

    • @strangegreenthing
      @strangegreenthing 3 роки тому +3

      @@gilbertrodriguez9448 or they had a half decent elementary school education...

    • @charizard9790
      @charizard9790 3 роки тому +1

      @@gilbertrodriguez9448 do you even need to search it up for you to know what whale eats??? School exists bro

    • @Leonhart306
      @Leonhart306 3 роки тому +1

      @Gilbert Rodriguez Nope. I actually listened to the tour guide when I went to the zoo as a kid. And I love watching a lot of NatGeo videos. That’s “National Geographic” if you’re aren’t familiar with the term.
      And hence, why I’m here commenting on this video because it was recommended to me via the UA-cam algorithm. That means that UA-cam uses data on the videos you watch and hit the “Like” button and makes recommendations on similar videos that you may like to watch.

  • @laurencipolla7340
    @laurencipolla7340 3 роки тому +4

    Makes Me so angry when medical professionals first opinion is to not believe the patient. Investigate first, do your job first, THEN make a judgement

  • @daven8905
    @daven8905 2 місяці тому +2

    What do you mean “real life Jonah”? Jonah was real 😂

  • @sushansaakya48
    @sushansaakya48 3 роки тому +2871

    The whale must be traumatized for life. It must have felt what we'd feel if we swallowed a cockroach. Disgusting 🤮🤮🤮

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 3 роки тому +105

      The man would be the one traumatized for life. Why do you care more about a whale then you do a human. Why?

    • @El1society
      @El1society 3 роки тому +400

      @@MelB868 dude it’s a joke

    • @AudiRSAvant
      @AudiRSAvant 3 роки тому +145

      @@MelB868 *sigh*

    • @NailujG
      @NailujG 3 роки тому +130

      @@MelB868 You really missed that one didn't you?

    • @animeluver22113
      @animeluver22113 3 роки тому +130

      @@MelB868 whales shouldn't matter any less though 🙁

  • @emmanuelplaza4435
    @emmanuelplaza4435 3 роки тому +320

    "What do you consider your biggest achievement in life?"
    He: "I got swallowed by a whale."

    • @jameswootton3941
      @jameswootton3941 3 роки тому +6

      Trust me I got swallowed by worst and she wasn't swimming in the sea and she's still doing it to other people lool

    • @joshgutierrez6002
      @joshgutierrez6002 3 роки тому +1

      He was like 1 time this girl, no not ever.This 1 guy i used 2 know, no they didnt lol. A Sandler

    • @ayaantariq458
      @ayaantariq458 3 роки тому +4

      @Aidan Myers can i have proof?

    • @adonaiyah2196
      @adonaiyah2196 3 роки тому +1

      Jonah:
      Been there done that got the promotion

  • @cutedogstube7315
    @cutedogstube7315 3 роки тому +1

    I taught the man rather swallowed the whale. I was like, that was impressive 😂

  • @sneakydoom
    @sneakydoom 2 місяці тому +1

    Pretty sure that Jonah was the real life Jonah 😂 this man is definitely reliving the legend.

  • @AdmiralColdhead
    @AdmiralColdhead 3 роки тому +201

    That poor whale. He’s probably being bullied by his pod back home

    • @teppo9585
      @teppo9585 2 місяці тому

      Now everyone thinks he´s a humanophile.

  • @controlledburst
    @controlledburst 3 роки тому +1817

    "According to one expert" a word string that should alert everyone to be very dubious. Exactly like "It's for safety"

    • @hypnotoad28
      @hypnotoad28 3 роки тому +15

      Not exactly like that "It's for safety" statement, but I get your point. Being skeptical is one thing, being paranoid is another.
      Obviously that doesn't apply here as there's no reason to be paranoid, only skeptical, but y'know.. it can go too far and does.

    • @Richardcontramundum
      @Richardcontramundum 3 роки тому +1

      Seriously

    • @theotherside931
      @theotherside931 3 роки тому +9

      *So you want multiple experts when only that guy is the one to have been caught up in a whale's mouth. Who else can have an opinion on that?*

    • @brandonmunsen6035
      @brandonmunsen6035 3 роки тому +3

      Lol this channel cringed me out when I heard that line.

    • @eclipse2573
      @eclipse2573 3 роки тому +1

      It’s to build credibility

  • @user-kp2tr6mq8d
    @user-kp2tr6mq8d 3 місяці тому +2

    ..Whale's new name..TD JAKES. "Have you ever been SWALLOWED UP?" 😮

  • @crtisdisgusting2030
    @crtisdisgusting2030 3 роки тому +7

    The homeless man down the street- “The street light talks to me.”
    Inside Addition to their reporters- “Get on it!”

  • @thecrazycatgirl246
    @thecrazycatgirl246 3 роки тому +281

    “You would think there would be more serious injuries”
    I don’t think whales have teeth and he was swallowed and spit out in the span of 30 seconds

    • @WoodlouseChucker
      @WoodlouseChucker 3 роки тому +10

      This dies make me wonder though, do whales have saliva?

    • @saltysarahzechnas638
      @saltysarahzechnas638 3 роки тому +7

      @@WoodlouseChucker I would think so, something to keep a nice layer of mucus or something on the walls on the mouth to help break down some of the food?? Maybe??? I don't know

    • @Lukas-wr5bs
      @Lukas-wr5bs 3 роки тому +4

      But they have a toungue that weights up to a ton

    • @Noah.J.W17
      @Noah.J.W17 3 роки тому +1

      Sperm whales have jurassic Park style teeth wouldn't want of then trying to eat ya

    • @dhanushchandranakkalakunta151
      @dhanushchandranakkalakunta151 3 роки тому +11

      @@Noah.J.W17 only males have teeth

  • @Bebedollie
    @Bebedollie 3 роки тому +970

    Imagine him reading the story of Jonah to his kids and at the end of the story telling them I actually got swallowed by a whale once

    • @cyclinggirl3212
      @cyclinggirl3212 3 роки тому +37

      @@dylanm7136 there is no fish bigger than a whale. Don't believe what white, elderly American men tell you. There is no Hebrew word for whale. Use your common sense.

    • @kevinestrada977
      @kevinestrada977 3 роки тому +4

      In Matthew 12:40, Jesus said "... whale's ...".

    • @bernznadine03
      @bernznadine03 3 роки тому +16

      @@dylanm7136 Yes bible says big fish... And there's a possibility that's it's a whale 😊 because whale 🐋 is a BIG FISH too 👍🏻

    • @SeanyKrabs
      @SeanyKrabs 3 роки тому +2

      @@cyclinggirl3212 No fish bigger than a whale that is yet to be discovered.

    • @Panda-24
      @Panda-24 3 роки тому +9

      @@bernznadine03 it's a mammal...not a fish. Then again my people call them BODUMAS literally meaning Big Fish. I don't believe that he was swallowed by anything other than a whale.

  • @missmcconnell6772
    @missmcconnell6772 3 роки тому +1

    I think those whales thought that those men were Pinocchio.

  • @jennifermorgan1837
    @jennifermorgan1837 2 місяці тому

    His new pick up line: “You know, it took a whale to swallow me whole…”

  • @morganfreeman5972
    @morganfreeman5972 3 роки тому +666

    The chances of getting swallowed by a whale is 1 in 1 trillion.
    This guy: Hold my snorkel.

    • @mavk1865
      @mavk1865 3 роки тому +3

      @@memelyshorts643 facts

    • @markomclane475
      @markomclane475 3 роки тому +4

      It is actually impossible for them to swallow you because you can't fit down their throat.

    • @Dackered
      @Dackered 3 роки тому

      @@memelyshorts643 lmao

    • @peppasavage5623
      @peppasavage5623 3 роки тому +1

      Still lower than my chances of getting a boyfriend…

    • @nickwebb9937
      @nickwebb9937 3 роки тому

      Easier to win the lottery then

  • @FINITI
    @FINITI 3 роки тому +478

    Imagine him coming out of the water and people asked him why it took so long and he’s just like : “A whale swallowed me”

    • @bruch1795
      @bruch1795 3 роки тому +4

      In a reddit post he actually said that his fellow friends noticed and when he was spitted out by the whale they helped him get on the boat

    • @mustard4762
      @mustard4762 3 роки тому +2

      @@bruch1795 Good thing it aint a Killer Whale or he'd be ripped to shreds
      Well less likely

    • @bruch1795
      @bruch1795 3 роки тому +6

      @@mustard4762 He also said he survived a plane crash.... This guy needs to buy a lottery ticket

    • @capt.macmillan5055
      @capt.macmillan5055 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @evobase
    @evobase 3 роки тому +3

    How did Inside Edition calculate “1 in a Trillion”?

  • @noelkinz
    @noelkinz Рік тому

    Pinocchio says he feels you.

  • @mryey0709
    @mryey0709 3 роки тому +440

    Whale: “wow tht plankton is huge lemme eat”
    Human:”hi” ohh

    • @jesussaves460
      @jesussaves460 3 роки тому +3

      Matthew 12:38-40
      The Sign of Jonah
      38 Then some of the Pharisees and teachers of the law said to him, “Teacher, we want to see a sign from you.”
      39 He answered, “A wicked and adulterous generation asks for a sign! But none will be given it except the sign of the prophet Jonah. 40 For as Jonah was three days and three nights in the belly of a huge fish, so the Son of Man will be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.

    • @vladimir-savage72
      @vladimir-savage72 3 роки тому +3

      Plankton*

    • @mryey0709
      @mryey0709 3 роки тому

      @@vladimir-savage72 ye dat sorry lol

    • @PECASH_GH
      @PECASH_GH 3 роки тому +1

      Plankton😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mrjones5880
    @mrjones5880 3 роки тому +1092

    I bet somewhere in heaven Jonah shaking his head like, "See they thought we was lying".

  • @iron2291
    @iron2291 3 роки тому +6

    Well the odds definitely aren't 1 in a trillion if it's happened to at least two people and at most a little over a hundred billion people have ever existed.

    • @teppo9585
      @teppo9585 2 місяці тому

      I wish people one day realized the level of idiocy people who call themselves journalists exist at.

  • @garycarpenter2980
    @garycarpenter2980 Рік тому

    Now he knows how Jonah and Pinocchio felt

  • @jeckalarson
    @jeckalarson 3 роки тому +1711

    "Sounds like something out of a hollywood movie"
    No, it sounds like something out of the Bible.

    • @juicewrldspercdealer7542
      @juicewrldspercdealer7542 3 роки тому +7

      Your subscriptions tell me all I need to you

    • @remi8249
      @remi8249 3 роки тому +38

      Also Quran

    • @fbiagent9666
      @fbiagent9666 3 роки тому +55

      God: "Ay yo that ain't food my guy."
      Whale: "My bad G."

    • @jeckalarson
      @jeckalarson 3 роки тому +39

      I'm so flattered that you felt the need to look up what I'm subscribed to, and then tell me about it... 🙄

    • @aiden5272
      @aiden5272 3 роки тому +7

      @@jeckalarson you sound like a Christian Mommy

  • @thatnike2604
    @thatnike2604 3 роки тому +1313

    "How do you know the odds if one trillion people haven't even existed"
    -Sun Tsu - Wart of Ar

    • @dramabirmingham5887
      @dramabirmingham5887 3 роки тому +63

      Well they is not a trillion people and 2 have all ready been swallowed so it's definitely not 1 in a trillion

    • @hikersguidetotheu.s.1911
      @hikersguidetotheu.s.1911 3 роки тому +26

      Did you forget about all the dead people in history

    • @avarayne8091
      @avarayne8091 3 роки тому +37

      It’s a 1 in a trillion chance for it to happen. Not 1 trillion people being swallowed.

    • @chamberlainallman3242
      @chamberlainallman3242 3 роки тому +14

      @@hikersguidetotheu.s.1911 and that would equal about 120 billion

    • @tb6516
      @tb6516 3 роки тому +3

      @Janet Jones exactly

  • @kasaibouF29
    @kasaibouF29 Рік тому +1

    Jonah: Been there.

  • @Grapesodatime
    @Grapesodatime 2 роки тому

    The whale when he saw his friends: “GUYS YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED TODAY”

  • @spinplasmonics
    @spinplasmonics 3 роки тому +1635

    Misleading title, although whales can fit a man in their mouth but they can't swallow you. They have very narrowed esophagus (around 10cm in diameter)

    • @WoodlouseChucker
      @WoodlouseChucker 3 роки тому +87

      Hopefully no idiot comes and says "hOw DiDn'T hE dIe AlReAdY hE sHoUlD hAvE bEeN cHeWeD!??!???1!1!?1!"

    • @G1ant3rn
      @G1ant3rn 3 роки тому +68

      Most whales. Sperm whales however can actually eat you if you were unlucky enough to get in their mouth

    • @dhanushchandranakkalakunta151
      @dhanushchandranakkalakunta151 3 роки тому +37

      @@G1ant3rn he's talking about baleen whales

    • @KIMKRIS1
      @KIMKRIS1 3 роки тому +18

      I don't think they know the definition of Swallow lol

    • @KIMKRIS1
      @KIMKRIS1 3 роки тому +2

      @UCu_KEV--TEu0FQZvPK5xBUA Mr Billy, you need to take a step back and relax behind ya little screen... Have a wonderful and blessed day

  • @celestebivin1659
    @celestebivin1659 3 роки тому +659

    Doctor: you would expect more injuries
    Me: and you would know this how?

    • @rsuriyop
      @rsuriyop 3 роки тому +35

      Just call him "Doctor Thinks-He-Knows-It-All" 🙄

    • @misshoneynevercame4832
      @misshoneynevercame4832 3 роки тому +11

      My point

    • @ruiribeiro8010
      @ruiribeiro8010 3 роки тому +22

      IKR Injuries from what lmao humpbacks have no teeth and don't even munch just swallow but instantly spit out anything too big like the average person. What would he even get injuries from lol.

    • @lowlightevangelist9431
      @lowlightevangelist9431 3 роки тому +6

      Matthew 12:39-41 (KJV) But he answered and said unto them, An evil and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given to it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas:
      For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.
      The men of Nineveh shall rise in judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: because they repented at the preaching of Jonas; and, behold, a greater than Jonas is here.

    • @malloryg4251
      @malloryg4251 3 роки тому +2

      @@ruiribeiro8010 Exactly!! It's not like he was attacked by a shark. I think the doctor just wanted to be skeptical for the hell of it! LOL

  • @Thatonejesuslover
    @Thatonejesuslover Місяць тому +1

    That’s what you call a big back💀

  • @-pro.blem-
    @-pro.blem- 4 місяці тому

    1 in a trillion? has that man ever heard of the lottery

  • @elst5838
    @elst5838 3 роки тому +91

    Reporter "it happens 1 in trillion"
    Reporter "same experience two years ago"

    • @elgrandosmokio7136
      @elgrandosmokio7136 3 роки тому +5

      I’d say 1 in 69,420 if I’ll be quite honest with you mate

    • @baffled_hawk
      @baffled_hawk 3 роки тому +3

      @@elgrandosmokio7136 That's quite *bold* of you to make that opinion

  • @bul166
    @bul166 3 роки тому +1663

    It’s just so crazy how everyone doubts the guy. There’s certainly more effective ways to gain attention. It’s not like he said he was in it’s stomach. It grabbed him accidentally and had him half minute or less. No broken bones?! Really doc, you’d expect broken bones? The other guy has a PICTURE of essentially the same thing and he was unharmed as well. This is why people don’t tell amazing stories. They’re just called liars.

    • @iGaara19
      @iGaara19 3 роки тому +78

      Another local news video shows interview of bystanders who witnessed it and his family members. No videos or photos cuz it happened in seconds. Wished Inside Edition had brought that up. Smh

    • @jamjambo351
      @jamjambo351 3 роки тому +10

      Tbf it's 1 in a trillion, and without proof its hard beleiving it, especially since the whale could easily break his bone

    • @natechicken685
      @natechicken685 3 роки тому +4

      Yep… this is a good example of the boy who cried wolf context (people lying to get attention)

    • @kevind1980
      @kevind1980 3 роки тому +4

      This is why you always dive with a GoPro. This story is a little fishy. Why would he go to the hospital if he was ok? No broken bones and no flesh wounds. So he goes to the ER because he sprained his ankle while getting spit out? I'm not even buying that fake limp.

    • @Settii
      @Settii 3 роки тому +30

      @@kevind1980 Perhaps to see if he had internal damage. People do it all the time to ensure nothing is wrong when they've encountered a dangerous situation (such as a car accident, for instance) and seemingly escaped with no injuries. Not saying anything about his case either way, but that would be the reason why.

  • @me2167
    @me2167 2 місяці тому

    How is it one in a trillion when we have 2 guys in the same video?😂😂

  • @ThumbDr
    @ThumbDr 2 місяці тому

    8 billion humans, happened twice.
    Inside edition mathematicians: yep 1 in a trillion.

  • @EleeZia
    @EleeZia 3 роки тому +528

    He got swallowed by a whale 😧 this is so hard to believe yet I’m glad he’s alive and well

    • @richardaching9627
      @richardaching9627 3 роки тому +6

      I be swaggin

    • @yswnova
      @yswnova 3 роки тому +3

      Nice rhyme

    • @iTekLab
      @iTekLab 3 роки тому

      Crazy world 😂😂😂😂

    • @TNYC_728
      @TNYC_728 3 роки тому

      Yes clam thank u for restating lmao

    • @Mckinley-mick
      @Mckinley-mick 3 роки тому +32

      Technically not swallowed, their esophagus opening is apparently only 4-8 inches, so large prey just float around in the mouth until the whale spits it back out.

  • @Diggo94
    @Diggo94 4 місяці тому

    I was like "please tell me his name is jonah"

  • @blazedbabe333
    @blazedbabe333 3 роки тому +1

    sea creatures may seem big and scary, but that’s way better than getting attacked by something with carnivorous teeth

  • @DarthShande
    @DarthShande 3 роки тому +1502

    I think everybody needs to reevaluate their definition and usage of the word “swallow”. I’d say the whale chomped on him or perhaps grabbed him. But that’s just me.

    • @youtubecomments5951
      @youtubecomments5951 3 роки тому +35

      No just the reporters English needs improvement. He needs to know the definition of swallow. He should ask his wife what that means.

    • @iceychill2125
      @iceychill2125 3 роки тому +5

      Shut up kid

    • @ntrlstar
      @ntrlstar 3 роки тому +7

      @@youtubecomments5951 I guarantee you what they're saying aren't the exact words they'd personally use. Most likely reading from a script.

    • @scaf5363
      @scaf5363 3 роки тому +21

      It just sucked him into his mouth, then spit him out. Not swallowed into the whales stomach

    • @FreeStyle786
      @FreeStyle786 3 роки тому +3

      Typical media ploy… take something almost interesting and embellish it a little.

  • @AMADEUS1371
    @AMADEUS1371 3 роки тому +364

    Humans taste awful; everybody knows that. We stink; a crocodile told me that.

    • @somewing8060
      @somewing8060 3 роки тому +4

      You what

    • @unknownorigin5925
      @unknownorigin5925 3 роки тому +3

      That’s exactly why cannibalism isn’t widely popular.

    • @hunternot
      @hunternot 3 роки тому +2

      @@unknownorigin5925 ofc it doesn't, it's a crime lol

    • @YUN6_V3NUZ
      @YUN6_V3NUZ 3 роки тому +2

      you guys honestly taste terrible.

    • @Walk0000
      @Walk0000 3 роки тому +1

      Chocolate better

  • @Medio_core
    @Medio_core 3 роки тому +1

    1 in A *Trillion*
    HUMAN POPULATION BE LIKE BRUH

  • @BlueJerry2
    @BlueJerry2 2 місяці тому

    The whale was like " UGH what is that taste!!"

  • @RichardDong68
    @RichardDong68 3 роки тому +333

    Pearl will do anything for money that isn't confiscated by Mr. Krabs.

    • @quota3734
      @quota3734 3 роки тому +8

      Like father, like daughter. Except she ain’t desperate over it, just spoiled.

    • @Spud101
      @Spud101 3 роки тому +1

      I always love a good spongebob joke

    • @lowlightevangelist9431
      @lowlightevangelist9431 3 роки тому

      Matthew 12:39-41 (KJV) But he answered and said unto them, An evil and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given to it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas:
      For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.
      The men of Nineveh shall rise in judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: because they repented at the preaching of Jonas; and, behold, a greater than Jonas is here.
      ________

    • @VIP_90210
      @VIP_90210 3 роки тому

      Wouldn’t you like to know ‘dong’ boy😐

    • @timhoward5
      @timhoward5 3 роки тому

      😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @smithwilliams8831
    @smithwilliams8831 3 роки тому +130

    I was swallowed by a whale
    His Doctor: “No you weren’t”

  • @blurryface9910
    @blurryface9910 2 місяці тому

    Getting swallowed by a whale = 1 in a trillion
    Getting it photographed = about the same odds as aliens existing

  • @vgernyc
    @vgernyc 3 роки тому

    Man "Oh look, krill!"
    Krill "Swim away!!!"

  • @elladaly326
    @elladaly326 3 роки тому +69

    can you imagine like talking your grandkids and just being like “oh yeah i got swallowed by a whale”

  • @markmark5269
    @markmark5269 3 роки тому +49

    "One in a trillion" - story goes on to show 2 men out of 7 billion, so "One in 3.5 billion", big difference ....

    • @noel3521
      @noel3521 3 роки тому

      I was thinking the same thing…

    • @sweetsypie
      @sweetsypie 3 роки тому

      Exactly right 😂🙌

    • @heyyy6068
      @heyyy6068 3 роки тому +3

      So think of it this way, (i am getting this from someone else btw) flipping a coin is technically 50/50. But there is still a chance you get heads 10 or even 20 hell, even 100 times in a row. Just small very small. The chances of getting heads 10 times in a row is 1/1024. The chances of getting heads 100 times in a row is 1 in 1,267,650,600,228,229,401,496,703,205,376.

  • @RafaelSantos-oi7rb
    @RafaelSantos-oi7rb 11 місяців тому +1

    The test must have been so disgusting… The whale couldn’t even keep it for 30 seconds 😂

  • @youareloved6339
    @youareloved6339 2 місяці тому

    I like to think the whale thought to himself, “No one will ever believe him.”

  • @chillmemes5865
    @chillmemes5865 3 роки тому +103

    Whale’s like: I’m feeling a feeling of Deja Vou..

    • @smallfry7304
      @smallfry7304 3 роки тому

      what you know about rollin down in the deep

  • @Frenite
    @Frenite 3 роки тому +97

    Imagine if he had a GoPro on him. That would be one of the best videos ever!

    • @sr_aqui
      @sr_aqui 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah 😂

    • @MembersOfHistory
      @MembersOfHistory 3 роки тому +3

      and disgusting lol the inside of a whales mouth must stink

    • @Grassss
      @Grassss 3 роки тому

      @@MembersOfHistory the guys name is Rainer which sounds like Reiner

    • @user-hw5ie8kh5w
      @user-hw5ie8kh5w 3 роки тому +1

      Nah it's would be dark unless he got a light.

    • @MembersOfHistory
      @MembersOfHistory 3 роки тому +1

      @@Grassss yeah maybe the whale became a titan for a second and attempted to eat him

  • @wiktorbaran3002
    @wiktorbaran3002 2 місяці тому +1

    I thought it said man swallowed a whale. 😂

  • @johnberneche7321
    @johnberneche7321 3 роки тому +845

    “The real life jonah” really does show you how the media is already at a disposition

    • @yellowmistystardust
      @yellowmistystardust 3 роки тому +9

      My thoughts exactly

    • @allahm-ast3mnlywlatstbdlny164
      @allahm-ast3mnlywlatstbdlny164 3 роки тому +5

      @Kakashi Hatake Watch The youtube series by british tv on the channel called there is no clash or other shorter vids
      the series is lik e10 mins per vid

    • @allahm-ast3mnlywlatstbdlny164
      @allahm-ast3mnlywlatstbdlny164 3 роки тому +11

      @Kakashi Hatake may allah guide ameen

    • @ughnotuagainughnotuagain4275
      @ughnotuagainughnotuagain4275 3 роки тому +66

      @Kakashi Hatake can you prove that it did not happen? Yeah I thought so but the media already believes it didn't happen so that must be true

    • @countdooku75
      @countdooku75 3 роки тому +13

      @Kakashi Hatake yes, I was there.

  • @shutupandeaturgrass8872
    @shutupandeaturgrass8872 3 роки тому +435

    Don’t worry, he’s American, the whale will be sue for millions dollars

    • @wyattgubersky9683
      @wyattgubersky9683 3 роки тому +8

      haha laughed very hard

    • @Palomar23
      @Palomar23 3 роки тому +18

      You live up to your name

    • @ASMR_Orangely
      @ASMR_Orangely 3 роки тому +2

      🍊 *YOUR PROFILE PICTURE THO...* 🍊

    • @caliapowe4671
      @caliapowe4671 3 роки тому +1

      @Trendon Riley hahahaha 😐

    • @RootBeerFlavored
      @RootBeerFlavored 3 роки тому +8

      ... And yet somehow the media will spin this be about Donald Trump and the lack of government funding to study this threat to democracy. LOL.

  • @cavalheiro2062
    @cavalheiro2062 2 місяці тому +1

    Notice they didn't get the whale's side of the story.😂😂

  • @michaelcowan6254
    @michaelcowan6254 3 роки тому +2

    That's a whale of a tale/tail.
    I'm not swallowing his story and neither did the whale. LOL

  • @lunamoon3377
    @lunamoon3377 3 роки тому +183

    "Real life Jonah". Jonah was the real life Jonah...

    • @reservoirfrogs2177
      @reservoirfrogs2177 3 роки тому +14

      Hate to break it you....

    • @laneyhesse8102
      @laneyhesse8102 3 роки тому +11

      Um ik seriously lol. It’s not made up, it’s a in the Bible.

    • @thebibleisright100
      @thebibleisright100 3 роки тому

      Pres. Military Justice Redziel says the one who plays video games all day and never helps his mom with anything. He yells at his own mom. What a weirdo loser with is games hahahahhaha

    • @delilah2030
      @delilah2030 3 роки тому

      @@reservoirfrogs2177 ?

    • @miguelromas4798
      @miguelromas4798 3 роки тому

      @@reservoirfrogs2177 lol you can't. you can't even use correct grammar

  • @CAROLINE2438
    @CAROLINE2438 3 роки тому +16

    Now imagine what Jonah went through🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

  • @glennmaxwell5394
    @glennmaxwell5394 3 роки тому

    This is what the headlines were like during jonahs time
    * local flip flops swallowed by whale*

  • @EyesWideOpenTruth
    @EyesWideOpenTruth Рік тому +1

    Whale 🐳:
    “ I ordered chicken 🐔 …
    This tastes like shi# ! “

  • @mezmerized4lifejay654
    @mezmerized4lifejay654 3 роки тому +230

    You should have just talked Whale like Dory and he would have been just fine

    • @cryptoclyps5049
      @cryptoclyps5049 3 роки тому +2

      Next time you have a great idea, like sharing your personal thoughts, don't do it.

    • @creativesha7156
      @creativesha7156 3 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂🐋good one ‼️

    • @user-qg7fe2ls9n
      @user-qg7fe2ls9n 3 роки тому

      nice attempt at a joke, rip o7

    • @flameepidemic4839
      @flameepidemic4839 3 роки тому +4

      @@cryptoclyps5049 it was funny tho and 39 other people agree with me

    • @jacobs5410
      @jacobs5410 3 роки тому +2

      @@flameepidemic4839 It was funny and now 113 people agree with us.

  • @cosmiixcs1409
    @cosmiixcs1409 3 роки тому +38

    It's physically impossible to be swallowed by a whale, especially a humpback whale, their throat is way too small only around 4 - 8 inches. He may have just swum into the mouth but not swallowed. :/

    • @aleksitjvladica.
      @aleksitjvladica. 3 роки тому +8

      We know.

    • @h2oGiovanni
      @h2oGiovanni 3 роки тому

      Exactly.

    • @rl2769
      @rl2769 3 роки тому +7

      You do realize that whales swallow hundreds of pounds of bait fish at a time right?

    • @starxar6594
      @starxar6594 3 роки тому +11

      @@rl2769 what’s your point? They eat small shrimp and like you said, bait fish. A large human physically could not fit in a whales esophagus.

    • @sirdrinksalot8380
      @sirdrinksalot8380 3 роки тому +1

      You're swum

  • @QuantumFalcon548
    @QuantumFalcon548 Рік тому

    That one diver after watching a video of guy going into a whales mouth: Pics or it didn't happen.