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  • @CharactersWelcome
    @CharactersWelcome  4 місяці тому +79

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  • @TheRaiden316
    @TheRaiden316 3 місяці тому +1979

    You tied the belt correctly. That broke the immersion.

    • @Eloraurora
      @Eloraurora 3 місяці тому +311

      I'm choosing to believe that a ten-year-old classmate (possibly his nephew) took pity on his incompetence and helped him.

    • @BehindTheBush96
      @BehindTheBush96 3 місяці тому +63

      His mum tied his belt for him - like she still ties his shoelaces for him.

    • @manicmuffin
      @manicmuffin 3 місяці тому +37

      She also expertly used those nunchucks instead of hitting herself in the face three times

    • @serenityphawx
      @serenityphawx 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@manicmuffin love your name 😄

    • @yvechapman9342
      @yvechapman9342 3 місяці тому +10

      Those guys tend to be extremely particular and skilled at the tiniest little aspects of their interests. Like the guys who have a spotless PC setup in the middle of a hoarded trailer.

  • @reguluscummins878
    @reguluscummins878 4 місяці тому +3676

    the white belt is the cherry on top

    • @RealPlasmat
      @RealPlasmat 3 місяці тому +57

      I think it would've been funnier if it were an obviously fake black belt.

    • @nt_partlycloudy21
      @nt_partlycloudy21 3 місяці тому +3

      Lol I was thinking the same thing

    • @affluenzashot
      @affluenzashot 3 місяці тому

      White belt seeking Asian suspenders

    • @derpkipper
      @derpkipper 3 місяці тому +13

      Especially with the black collared top lmfao

    • @Dman333WS
      @Dman333WS 3 місяці тому +3

      I didn’t notice that until I saw your comment pop up. Then I died 💀😂

  • @ericalin5432
    @ericalin5432 3 місяці тому +5433

    So cursed to watch this as an Asian girl myself 😢 I once had a white guy approach me 3 times but forgot each time that I was the same person

    • @stripedpolkadots8692
      @stripedpolkadots8692 3 місяці тому +480

      AYO 😭😭😭

    • @JS-cr5fn
      @JS-cr5fn 3 місяці тому +241

      Oh nooooo, did you mention that you already rejected him?

    • @ericalin5432
      @ericalin5432 3 місяці тому +424

      @@JS-cr5fn Hahah no I didn’t in the moment, I felt too bad to say anything… but at least he’s consistent? LOL

    • @JS-cr5fn
      @JS-cr5fn 3 місяці тому +177

      @@ericalin5432 That's nuts lol! You'd think he'd remember after the second time or something, but he just never learned or got it, haha.

    • @Bubaiel
      @Bubaiel 3 місяці тому +236

      YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP 😭

  • @goldie819
    @goldie819 4 місяці тому +2096

    The body language is IMPECCABLE

    • @yvechapman9342
      @yvechapman9342 3 місяці тому +7

      Even did that weird mouth thing all the creepy uncles do

  • @vlad5042
    @vlad5042 3 місяці тому +1121

    "i'm not like those other guys for reasons so powerful they are unnameable" deserved a bigger laugh

    • @sharpsrain8302
      @sharpsrain8302 3 місяці тому

      None of this deserved a laugh but keep at it you'll get ur dick touched eventually 😂😂😂

  • @MasoTrumoi
    @MasoTrumoi 3 місяці тому +2711

    My favorite choice is that he doesn't remember what Korean is while wearing a Taekwondo uniform.

    • @danielbergonzi7319
      @danielbergonzi7319 3 місяці тому +84

      Mind, it could have just as easily been Vietnamese

    • @jackabug2475
      @jackabug2475 3 місяці тому +87

      @@danielbergonzi7319 Or Thai, or Tagalog, or Bahasa Indonesia, or...

    • @danielbergonzi7319
      @danielbergonzi7319 3 місяці тому

      @@jackabug2475 Any given Asian nationality that gets fetishized?

    • @ddbob1
      @ddbob1 3 місяці тому +97

      ​@@danielbergonzi7319 it's korean. When people say asian or talk about anything asian or wanting to date asian people, it's usually these 3 lol.

    • @myfault.5735
      @myfault.5735 3 місяці тому +54

      Muricans only know of 3 countries in east Asia

  • @madametrafficjam8347
    @madametrafficjam8347 4 місяці тому +2192

    Seeing the sign "Feminism" on the table and waiting to see how she's gonna work it in was quite a trip. Worth it.

    • @grutarg2938
      @grutarg2938 3 місяці тому +45

      Chekov's feminism.

    • @funkijote
      @funkijote Місяць тому

      @@grutarg2938 Stealing this 😂

  • @gkarak1996
    @gkarak1996 3 місяці тому +1795

    At "take my seed" i was already dead, found in a ditch and my murderer is prison for vehicular manslaughter.

    • @eurussy
      @eurussy 3 місяці тому +25

      screamed but also cringed so hard

    • @p_to
      @p_to 3 місяці тому +8

      Veee-hiiic-ularrr?!! Vic is that you?

    • @gkarak1996
      @gkarak1996 3 місяці тому

      @@p_to who? What?

    • @p_to
      @p_to 3 місяці тому +6

      @@gkarak1996 ahaha its a reference to a 2023 comedy series on UA-cam called « Very Important People » with Vic Michaelis.
      Anyway it’s one of those less funny if explained but basically a character refers to her as Vehicular instead of Vic and it kind of became a mini meme

    • @doukzu
      @doukzu 3 місяці тому +3

      @@p_to did NOT expect to see a wild Vic out in the wild

  • @koguma8823
    @koguma8823 3 місяці тому +796

    i hope the wheezing guy in the audience knows i love him

    • @liljepolak8565
      @liljepolak8565 3 місяці тому +85

      He was great, maybe the best audience member

    • @WaitinInAmber
      @WaitinInAmber 3 місяці тому +29

      I hope he's doing well

  • @danielnemesio3388
    @danielnemesio3388 4 місяці тому +1570

    I am surprised he didn't come out with the katana replica and the body pillow from the start

    • @MasoTrumoi
      @MasoTrumoi 3 місяці тому +121

      Good katana are too expensive and the one he got from the mall gift shop broke when he swung it at a fully grown tree in his backyard.

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 3 місяці тому +41

      Gotta reel em in first, they won't buy the cow if you give the milk for free 😎 🗡

    • @jakethepillowsnake5302
      @jakethepillowsnake5302 3 місяці тому +4

      He saved the best for last.

    • @ForeverFall
      @ForeverFall 3 місяці тому +1

      wait, that's a dude?

    • @AAAAAA-qs1bv
      @AAAAAA-qs1bv 3 місяці тому +1

      @@ForeverFall Imma be fr, I have no idea which one.

  • @christianweibrecht6555
    @christianweibrecht6555 4 місяці тому +2331

    How did this character forget to mention their crypto portfolio
    It’s only down by 20% this month

    • @catlover2223
      @catlover2223 3 місяці тому +69

      Doesn’t want to let her know about it, in case she’s a gold digger. 😂

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 3 місяці тому +29

      down 99% in the past year but only 20% this month, the upturn must be right around the corner!

    • @MorganHyde-ie5ru
      @MorganHyde-ie5ru 3 місяці тому +14

      And didn't even mention semen retention once.

    • @alexrogers777
      @alexrogers777 2 місяці тому

      @@MorganHyde-ie5ru the missed no-fap mention was immersion breaking. And he never even complained about "the wokes" once too

    • @scepta101
      @scepta101 Місяць тому

      Wow only down by 20%? That’s pretty impressive. I can’t speak for Asian ladies, I can only speak for himself, but I say you’re lucky if you can find a man like that

  • @ariannasv22
    @ariannasv22 3 місяці тому +1342

    "Bear a confused child"
    As a halfie I felt that deep in my soul

    • @guanxinated
      @guanxinated 3 місяці тому +19

      The whole characterization feels quite racist, to be honest. Possibly even in violation of UA-cam's ToS.

    • @djsaidez271
      @djsaidez271 3 місяці тому +209

      @@guanxinatedracist towards who?

    • @hexane8
      @hexane8 3 місяці тому

      ​@@djsaidez271white men, of course! They decide what is and is not suitable on UA-cam. Insulting white women and Karens is fine but white men are not to be laughed at. Ever.

    • @shadyacr
      @shadyacr 3 місяці тому +145

      ​@@guanxinatedas a white guy who has seen a anime before (in subs!) i am so PISSED OFF about this!!!

    • @portobeIIa
      @portobeIIa 3 місяці тому

      ​@@guanxinated ah yes, nothing more racist than making fun of racism

  • @BlueBeetle1939
    @BlueBeetle1939 4 місяці тому +3695

    steven seagal

    • @Roy_1
      @Roy_1 3 місяці тому +13

      This guy looks more like an Asian version of the Beaver.

    • @GentlemansCombatives
      @GentlemansCombatives 3 місяці тому

      You'd say that but Steven committed bigamy marrying an American woman, years after starting a family in Japan

    • @egorleontev9970
      @egorleontev9970 3 місяці тому +13

      Jhon Cena

    • @dftp
      @dftp 3 місяці тому +65

      I think he's moved on to Russian women, which isn't any better of course.

    • @Arpurin
      @Arpurin 3 місяці тому +2

      YOU AGAIN? GET AWAY FROM MY RECOMMENDED

  • @gingeralice3858
    @gingeralice3858 3 місяці тому +503

    The angry comments calling her self hating white or asian while failing to notice she's WASIAN truly sums up the mixed race experience TBH

    • @smokeyhoodoo
      @smokeyhoodoo 3 місяці тому

      @gingeralice3858 Having an angry lesbian of color try to tell you not to fetishize them from around your penis sums up the white male experience

    • @smokeyhoodoo
      @smokeyhoodoo 3 місяці тому +6

      @gingeralice3858 "But I'm white... how can I be racist against myself"
      SO white. You've got that half DOWN.
      Just ask the question everyone's asking you! Brilliant!

    • @SilverSquirrel
      @SilverSquirrel 3 місяці тому

      Did she apologize for her racial guilt for both Slavery and Japan's WWII war crimes? No? Some Woke! lol Probably a secret racist.

    • @simontist
      @simontist 3 місяці тому +11

      She's AITE

    • @calamitysangfroid2407
      @calamitysangfroid2407 Місяць тому +1

      You'd think the last line makes it obvious

  • @cyndlehick9777
    @cyndlehick9777 4 місяці тому +1500

    M’ladies

  • @Skygirl-rp4ob
    @Skygirl-rp4ob 3 місяці тому +450

    Nahhh not the white belt with zero notches 😭😭😭

  • @Lastprogramer
    @Lastprogramer 4 місяці тому +1080

    0:57 accurate 'man performing half-learned Muay Thai' impression

    • @Juanpablomorenoarango
      @Juanpablomorenoarango 3 місяці тому +9

      Ah I felt that one

    • @elfodelputoinfierno
      @elfodelputoinfierno 3 місяці тому

      Forgot the side sliding punches using the bottom bit of the hand lol

    • @AK-jt7kh
      @AK-jt7kh 3 місяці тому

      Half learned? I didn’t even recognize those as low kicks until you said something 😂

  • @flmaobggf12
    @flmaobggf12 3 місяці тому +284

    This was perfection. This is every white man who loves the Last Samurai, Shogun and goes to Thailand and Philippines by himself to “explore” the culture

    • @celisewillis
      @celisewillis 3 місяці тому +64

      Ugh, I dated a guy who went to Thailand. (TW, underage) He told me this sob story about how he was a john for an underage girl, but still went through with it?? Um, how is that sad for *you*??? Bye!!👋

    • @flmaobggf12
      @flmaobggf12 3 місяці тому +3

      @@celisewillis they exploit the poverty of poor countries, fetishize race and take advantage of minors, but in their minds they’re still the white savior. Dude should rot in jail forever for touching a minor

    • @oogabooga6346
      @oogabooga6346 3 місяці тому +27

      @@celisewillis pity just hearing him say so is not enough to report him.

    • @Nonyah123
      @Nonyah123 3 місяці тому +23

      ​@@celisewillisthat happened to me the other night. Last night actually. I have a baby face, went to a bar, got tipsy. Guy I hit if off with offered to walk me home. We ended up being intimate. Only AFTERwards did he ask "how old are you really? looks like you're in hs." Like he was so nonchalant about potentially sleeping with a minor it made me sick. Definitely didn't feel like the first time. When I asked if he would've been ok with that he said "you offered"

    • @MissBlackMetal
      @MissBlackMetal 3 місяці тому +9

      ​​​​@@Nonyah123 WOW that's fucking disturbing dude. Did you report him to the police? Even if his admission isn't a crime, they might be able to put him on some kind of watch list. And it's possible that they could surveil him (though they might need a warrant first?) and find incriminating evidence on his computers or something.
      Just, any way for them to know about this guy. If they didn't know about him before, it's certainly a good idea for them to keep tabs on him going forward. And if they DID already know about him, maybe they're just waiting for a witness like you to come forward and provide evidence/testimony against him! Either way, I'm sure the police wouldn't feel like you're wasting their time, and would appreciate you telling them about him.
      Especially since this is still very recent, please, please, please tell the police. You could be saving girls from being harmed by him in the future.

  • @geekygengar5467
    @geekygengar5467 4 місяці тому +839

    Why do I get the feeling this wasn't made up but a real dude's okcupid profile? lol

    • @ericae.6547
      @ericae.6547 3 місяці тому +129

      It’s def real, and several guys’ profiles 😭

    • @jackabug2475
      @jackabug2475 3 місяці тому +108

      It's a pastiche of dozens, if not hundreds, of such profiles.

    • @PraiseTheFSMonster
      @PraiseTheFSMonster 3 місяці тому +53

      Oh it's real and wasn't just one guy's profile.

    • @malegria9641
      @malegria9641 3 місяці тому +33

      Oh girlie do I have news for you

    • @djhero0071
      @djhero0071 3 місяці тому +19

      @ericae.6547 There's dudes out there with that little self awareness?

  • @kyounokuma
    @kyounokuma 3 місяці тому +290

    I’m glad more female Asian comedians are taking this subject on. This was by far the best take on it so far… absolutely scathing and hilarious and all too true!

  • @Diggy22
    @Diggy22 3 місяці тому +589

    Accurate.
    And I had to deal with a dude who swore he wasn’t racist against Asians because he likes Asian women, even after referring to covid as “kung flu”. 😑

  • @ZeacorZeppelin
    @ZeacorZeppelin 4 місяці тому +587

    "I learned karate in a class of children"

    • @redencarnacion
      @redencarnacion 3 місяці тому +31

      While wearing a taekwondo dobok.

    • @HN-kr1nf
      @HN-kr1nf 3 місяці тому +10

      dwight? is that you?

  • @FrancisR420
    @FrancisR420 3 місяці тому +541

    Literally every "strictly platonic" personal ad on Craigslist

    • @ajplays-gamesandmusic4568
      @ajplays-gamesandmusic4568 3 місяці тому +6

      Wait, this comment was posted 2 days ago.
      Didn't CL get rid of personals in like 2015?

    • @hexane8
      @hexane8 3 місяці тому +16

      ​@@ajplays-gamesandmusic4568they have had a real life partner and havent visited I guess

    • @rickwrites2612
      @rickwrites2612 3 місяці тому +1

      ​​​@@ajplays-gamesandmusic4568 holy shit, really? I haven't been on since 2009, do ppl still use it for housing though? 😂 aging millenials/xennials

    • @ajplays-gamesandmusic4568
      @ajplays-gamesandmusic4568 3 місяці тому +1

      @@rickwrites2612 Coincidently, I used it to find a roomate from 2014-2016

  • @lisahoshowsky4251
    @lisahoshowsky4251 3 місяці тому +533

    It’s the stiff walk for me😂😂
    Everything is wildly accurate but that just sent me off the edge and into giggle fits every time they moved about😂

    • @Eloraurora
      @Eloraurora 3 місяці тому +37

      The little loss of balance in the initial sequence of kicks, like he's never done a hamstring stretch in his life.

    • @ShesquatchPiney
      @ShesquatchPiney 3 місяці тому

      ​@@ElorauroraCan confirm. Know someone like this who took too much diet advice from 4chan. After a few years, he finally seems to be approaching his health regimine better, but it's still soaking in funky Asian beauty standards and questionable nutrition. A lot of painstaking effort to find a Japanese wife. Good luck getting a girl to leave her entire community, family, walkable cities, and national healthcare for the car centric US.

    • @AmyKozerski
      @AmyKozerski 3 місяці тому +10

      Of course his gait is stiff, didn't you hear he has pre-sciatica?

  • @junieeee
    @junieeee 3 місяці тому +296

    Didn’t notice this type of dude til college lmao. Went to an art school that was predominantly Asian and white students. SO many couples with the exact same dynamic: tall awkward white dude who’s obsessed with anime or Japan/asian culture+Asian baddie. After a while it was…very noticeable what was going on lmao 😅

    • @Alias_Anybody
      @Alias_Anybody 3 місяці тому +38

      I'm surprised the Asian chicks were so receptive to that.

    • @arielgonzalez9993
      @arielgonzalez9993 3 місяці тому +1

      As long as they’re white it doesn’t matter sadly

    • @jenniferdinh7531
      @jenniferdinh7531 3 місяці тому +70

      @@Alias_AnybodyAs an Vietnamese woman… probably because the alternatives are worst, and rarely, equal or better. Though at this point, maybe I should give up on relationships lmao

    • @Alias_Anybody
      @Alias_Anybody 3 місяці тому +6

      @@jenniferdinh7531
      What are the alternatives?

    • @wednesdaysdoll
      @wednesdaysdoll 3 місяці тому +45

      @@Alias_Anybodyawful Asian men lol

  • @tukamousa9025
    @tukamousa9025 4 місяці тому +682

    Never seen a piece by Michelle before but I would love to see more. I was giggling the whole time. This premise has been done before so I’m impressed with the amount snd creativity of the jokes and the pacing is just so good

    • @CharactersWelcome
      @CharactersWelcome  4 місяці тому +140

      Here’s another one from Michelle! Teen Pop Sensation Mobilizes Fan Army
      ua-cam.com/video/jXTm3ieEcsg/v-deo.html

    • @ricebeansrockroll882
      @ricebeansrockroll882 4 місяці тому +8

      I recommend the watch!

    • @Jason_Bryant
      @Jason_Bryant 4 місяці тому +3

      That's one of my favorites.

    • @undeniablySomeGuy
      @undeniablySomeGuy 3 місяці тому +24

      she's definitely honing her craft. this routine has absolutely zero downtime, I was laughing like every sentence

  • @julianallen5492
    @julianallen5492 3 місяці тому +126

    being a sub because being a dom is too much work deserved far more laughs

  • @RamadaArtist
    @RamadaArtist 3 місяці тому +178

    "Reasons _so powerful,_ they are unnamable."
    Like all the best reasons.

  • @aubreymorgan9763
    @aubreymorgan9763 3 місяці тому +88

    I am always reminded of king of the hill for these meeting the new Asian neighbor “so are you Chinese or Japanese?” …. “I’ve lived in California for 20;years but originally I am from Laos.” … everyone stares blankly. “So, are you Chinese or Japanese?”

    • @BoobeamTrap
      @BoobeamTrap 3 місяці тому +29

      The funniest follow up to that is when Khan meets Hank's extremely racist dad and Cotton is like "You're Laotian, ain'tcha Mr. Khan?"

    • @MSGSlayer1
      @MSGSlayer1 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@BoobeamTrap”Laotian, like the ocean?"

  • @PickledThyme1
    @PickledThyme1 4 місяці тому +432

    As someone who has run into numerous younger permutations of this character, this is super accurate T-T

    • @notmyrealname977
      @notmyrealname977 3 місяці тому +1

      your pfp is a little girls cartoon.

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 3 місяці тому +13

      @@notmyrealname977most bronies are in their thirties by now😂😂

    • @celisewillis
      @celisewillis 3 місяці тому +10

      ​@@notmyrealname977 great eyes you got there! Not a lot of people have eyes, very cool, you must be proud

    • @k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3
      @k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@notmyrealname977 OK but like... why should we care?

    • @notmyrealname977
      @notmyrealname977 3 місяці тому

      @@k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3 retards are retarded.

  • @cabbage-soup
    @cabbage-soup 3 місяці тому +71

    this is so real 😭
    i was once seated next to a table where a white guy and an asian girl were having a first date. and istg, the entire time, he did not ask her a single question.

    • @SmartStart24
      @SmartStart24 3 місяці тому +31

      My dad and I were out to dinner once and noticed the same thing happened. He talked about himself the *entire* time and never once asked the poor lady a question. My dad and I both were like “wow well he was fuckin obnoxious” when we left 😂

    • @soniajames4666
      @soniajames4666 3 місяці тому +16

      This is a pretty common personality trait. A good one to pick up on early 🚩

    • @samwisegamgee1243
      @samwisegamgee1243 3 місяці тому +23

      I went to a Thai restaurant with my mom, and the couple next to us was young white guy and Thai woman. The guy complained about her culture the whole time and admitted he doesn't even like Thai food. He complained about everything they ordered and the girl didn't even get to finish her meal because the guy decided he didn't want to finish his and didn't want to be there anymore. To top it off, we never heard the girl speak the entire time.
      As Asians ourselves, my mom and I were extremely uncomfortable with the whole thing, and we hoped the girl had enough self-respect to dump the man someday.

    • @supernal6803
      @supernal6803 2 місяці тому

      this never happened

    • @samwisegamgee1243
      @samwisegamgee1243 2 місяці тому +5

      @@supernal6803 this kinda stuff happens all the time, not sure why you think it's not real

  • @NihilisticJawbreaker
    @NihilisticJawbreaker 3 місяці тому +91

    I once went on a date with the African- American version of this guy. He kept trying to show off his "knowledge" of Japanese culture and I kept correcting him. Because while I am white I am also an anthropologist. Needless to say, he stood me up on our second date which was to a local Japanese festival. I enjoyed myself immensely while not being embarrassed by a total weeb.

    • @Nonyah123
      @Nonyah123 3 місяці тому +7

      aww I'm sad he stood you up but it sounds like you dodged a bullet. Self hating black guys are very dangerous and they usually pass it onto their kids

    • @MissBlackMetal
      @MissBlackMetal 3 місяці тому +5

      @@NihilisticJawbreaker I'm mixed (Japanese/American). I do appreciate when people appreciate my culture enough to want to learn everything they can about it, including the etiquette, language, geography, and entertainment. It's when they *pretend* to know this stuff that it aggravates me. Or when they think they're better than other people *because* of their knowledge (especially if it's flawed knowledge!) of my culture.
      But I never understood why people use the term "weeb" as an insult. Like, you're insulting someone for being appreciative of a different culture? Well that's certainly better than the opposite: a racist, bigoted xenophobe!

  • @OlinCaprison
    @OlinCaprison 3 місяці тому +171

    Idk how she didn’t laugh when she took out the fedora

    • @Bonovasitch
      @Bonovasitch 3 місяці тому +12

      She was close to cracking at 4:11 though

    • @lynn9265
      @lynn9265 3 місяці тому +4

      You saw her almost laughing when hitting the boards out of her own hands though lol

  • @draekaderezna
    @draekaderezna 4 місяці тому +285

    The missed kick was such good delivery. Lmao

  • @pvtpain66k
    @pvtpain66k 4 місяці тому +189

    "take my seed..."

  • @Jigglupuff22
    @Jigglupuff22 3 місяці тому +269

    Counting Karate Chops per Minute like DPS in a video games.

    • @matesafranka6110
      @matesafranka6110 3 місяці тому +35

      Also, 40 per minute means it takes him longer than a full second to make a chop

  • @m3rrys0ngstr3ss
    @m3rrys0ngstr3ss 4 місяці тому +232

    The specificity is what's killing me!

    • @raydgreenwald7788
      @raydgreenwald7788 4 місяці тому +38

      This is more common a guy than you think, I’m actually kinda surprised the character didn’t mention how submissive Asian women are

    • @raydgreenwald7788
      @raydgreenwald7788 4 місяці тому +6

      Which is just not true

    • @matesafranka6110
      @matesafranka6110 4 місяці тому +79

      @@raydgreenwald7788 It's easy to miss, but there is a line early on about about how the character is "deserving of your intoxicating blend of docility and exotic sexuality"

    • @raydgreenwald7788
      @raydgreenwald7788 4 місяці тому +37

      @@matesafranka6110 well I just threw up a little in mouth.

  • @cogsworther1639
    @cogsworther1639 3 місяці тому +120

    The slightly out of sync blinking is the real cherry on top

  • @StainlessHelena
    @StainlessHelena 4 місяці тому +167

    I kept it together but the woodboards finally broke me. Outstanding performance👏👏👏

  • @batacumba
    @batacumba 3 місяці тому +264

    As an Asian American woman, I felt this 😔😂

    • @stephenlake2840
      @stephenlake2840 3 місяці тому +12

      As a white man...I also felt this 😂

    • @notmyrealname977
      @notmyrealname977 3 місяці тому

      You aren't American.

    • @batacumba
      @batacumba 3 місяці тому +28

      @@notmyrealname977 lol I’m not?? Please explain, I’m sure I’m gonna love whatever fun and totally not racist explanation you have for me. 😂

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 3 місяці тому +1

      @@batacumbato most angloid americans you arent american! dont you get it? Asians are perpetual foreigners to them 😂😂😂, this is why asians who side with whites to belittle asia are hilariously pathetic, you are siding with a group of people that would intern you in camps at any opportunity like blaming all asians for covid 😅, this is why i moved out of burgerstan a few years ago. And you would too if you value your time and life

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 3 місяці тому +1

      Even blacks are considered americans but asians are not 😂, this is why all asian americans should move out of the country eventually, because once the usa starts a war with china or whatever, y’all will be sent to internment camps, cuz “all look the same” for angloids😅

  • @pixgee
    @pixgee 3 місяці тому +101

    "Michelle Chan Bennett" oh this was personal

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 3 місяці тому +1

      Probably ashamed of her white dad, figures, considing majority of wmaf relationships have pathetic men usually sexpats

  • @captainkawaii666
    @captainkawaii666 3 місяці тому +40

    This is so perfect because like, I've met the exact guy this is making fun of before and they just actually act like this

  • @ampisbadatthis
    @ampisbadatthis 3 місяці тому +193

    this whole thing was a setup for the Nunchucks, which was just a setup for the board "breaking." well played

    • @matesafranka6110
      @matesafranka6110 3 місяці тому +27

      I once saw a comedian do a whole skit about how much he hates beatboxing and how it's just dumb noise, only to conclude with giving an "illustration" by doing an absolutely sick beatbox routine

    • @MartyMcNinja
      @MartyMcNinja 3 місяці тому +15

      I get a strong sense that Michelle is extremely proficient with nunchucks and has to make a sincere effort to look like she's bad at them for the character lol

    • @Jason_Bryant
      @Jason_Bryant 3 місяці тому +7

      @@MartyMcNinja She was better than I was expecting from this character. Maybe that's why doing so badly with the boards snuck up on me.

  • @Xxsorafan
    @Xxsorafan 3 місяці тому +82

    It’s so nasty 😭 my ex’s friend ONLY wanted to date Japanese women. He’s still single as far as I know

    • @celisewillis
      @celisewillis 3 місяці тому +27

      So creepy!!! And they always say "it's a preference" 🙄🙄🙄

    • @AAAAAA-qs1bv
      @AAAAAA-qs1bv 3 місяці тому +18

      @@celisewillis The most annoying part is when they say that they just mean fetish.

    • @cyancat8633
      @cyancat8633 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@AAAAAA-qs1bvTHIS doesn't seem love for love itseems love for lust

    • @supernal6803
      @supernal6803 2 місяці тому

      and you are cumdumpster

  • @ChelseaChance-q8t
    @ChelseaChance-q8t 3 місяці тому +23

    💀💀💀 “martial arts of indiscernible origin”

  • @ImawerecatProductions
    @ImawerecatProductions 3 місяці тому +88

    I managed to keep it together until the Pee Pee Poo Poo platter, but then the boards killed me 😂

  • @headerahelix
    @headerahelix 3 місяці тому +69

    I can feel the years of disgust and pain through her words lol

  • @VeniVidiVici_VI
    @VeniVidiVici_VI 3 місяці тому +26

    70% of the time the guy in a wmaf couple are like this. It really needs to be studied and laughed at more 😂.

  • @Itoshimi
    @Itoshimi 3 місяці тому +857

    Check the dudes history for Lolis and nazism lmaoo

    • @Treeforest347
      @Treeforest347 3 місяці тому +143

      lol frr. these be the same people who claim “racial superiority”💀

    • @Itoshimi
      @Itoshimi 3 місяці тому

      @@Treeforest347 while also being/looking like the bottom of the barrel.

    • @explosion9815
      @explosion9815 3 місяці тому +12

      Bruhh don’t put lolicons in with Nazis lolicons can be cool

    • @djsaidez271
      @djsaidez271 3 місяці тому

      @@explosion9815debatable

    • @explosion9815
      @explosion9815 3 місяці тому +9

      @@NoOne-sk2ve What drove me? Mmm, I personally know some lolicons and I dated one once and he was cool. Seeing it put next to Nazism felt really weird.

  • @Paelidore
    @Paelidore 3 місяці тому +16

    "Take my seed and bear a confused child with me."
    I'm in tears.

  • @Jaxos050
    @Jaxos050 3 місяці тому +121

    she really didn't have to be so ...... glistening for this. but glistening she was.

  • @addisoncain2153
    @addisoncain2153 3 місяці тому +67

    As a white woman who used to live in Japan, and would see the western men that came out there just to get girls… damn. This was hilarious and accurate. Sadly, most of those men did get girlfriends, so the saga continues.

    • @alanawiggs7618
      @alanawiggs7618 3 місяці тому +1

      Not sadly, happily!
      Men who travel for girls don't deserve them. The relationship would have been insufferable for the girl

  • @KaaneDragonShinobi
    @KaaneDragonShinobi 3 місяці тому +26

    Alternate title: Every Incel Ever

  • @DragonSkul19
    @DragonSkul19 3 місяці тому +119

    The Lucy Liu joke took me out lmao 😂

    • @Bubaiel
      @Bubaiel 3 місяці тому +9

      That was a really artful way to do the “You look like Lucy Liu” joke 🤣

  • @SamanthaGobert
    @SamanthaGobert 3 місяці тому +34

    I gotta be dyslexic bc I read the thumbnail 3 times and still thought this was a gonna be a story about a bear who confused them for its child

  • @PrestonCarey90
    @PrestonCarey90 3 місяці тому +60

    When I saw her I literally said to myself, "Oh God, what's her name? Kiko-ch-?" And she said it!

  • @maxtravers1314
    @maxtravers1314 3 місяці тому +132

    At first I was afraid they weren’t gonna be able to keep this going or keep escalating the joke
    I am happily mistaken 😂

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 3 місяці тому +61

    "I will never make you watch anime dubs."
    Well, shit, I'm in love.

    • @gingeralice3858
      @gingeralice3858 3 місяці тому +5

      No joke I sighed of relief when my boyfriend told me he didn't mind subs. 6 years together with a child now.

    • @Beyond_Beyblade
      @Beyond_Beyblade 2 місяці тому

      @@gingeralice3858 hell yeah

  • @euniesdabus
    @euniesdabus 3 місяці тому +40

    9/10 she forgot to mention the obligatory Crypto bro

  • @addisonsani1552
    @addisonsani1552 3 місяці тому +56

    Every line was better than the last. This is art

  • @DreaAnandi
    @DreaAnandi 3 місяці тому +73

    This was so accurate that it made me viscerally uncomfortable. I'm still uncomfortable.

  • @sovest555
    @sovest555 3 місяці тому +58

    4:25 Is this the "I have God and Anime on my side" kid grown up?

  • @RideorDinosaur
    @RideorDinosaur 3 місяці тому +51

    Dump him Kiko-chan!!

  • @AveryAshtynRebecca
    @AveryAshtynRebecca 3 місяці тому +102

    itraveledthere AI fixes this. White male seeks Asian female.

  • @LaineyBug2020
    @LaineyBug2020 4 місяці тому +64

    Just wait until he gets his yellow belt...

  • @turpasauna
    @turpasauna 3 місяці тому +64

    I just read about a Finnish doctor (male, 60+ years old) going to Asia and having s** with a young lady without contraception, then getting surprised that she got pregnant. 😭😭 If a doctor acts like this, think about the others...

    • @utterlyviolet
      @utterlyviolet 3 місяці тому +12

      @turpasauna Just because someone, even a doctor, has a degree, does not mean they are smart, possess common sense or even understand biology.

    • @samwisegamgee1243
      @samwisegamgee1243 3 місяці тому +10

      It unfortunately happens a lot. There was a really great news article some years ago that focused on the illegitimate children born in the Philippines from sexpats who refused to use contraceptive and were shocked they fathered a child. The poor kids had no identity and many of the daughters were doomed to repeat the cycle of their mothers because their mom was already poor before having kids, and was economically worse off after the unplanned child.

    • @turpasauna
      @turpasauna 3 місяці тому

      @@samwisegamgee1243 That is horrible. Men are the worst!

  • @valkylva
    @valkylva 3 місяці тому +37

    a super obnoxious socially annoying. RUDE guy friend of my high school boyfriend was obsessed with me and tried to get with me after I broke up with my bf. A few years later after me rejecting him he messaged me on FB and told me he only likes Asian women now.
    I’m sorry to all of the Asian women who gave him a chance.

  • @MP-db9sw
    @MP-db9sw 3 місяці тому +33

    I thought this would be too cringe to watch but it was actually funny af.

  • @maryfreebed9886
    @maryfreebed9886 4 місяці тому +166

    What you deliver is superior to much of what's on SNL right now, and equal to what it offered at its peak.

    • @VeginMatt
      @VeginMatt 3 місяці тому +6

      Its really reminding me of Dan Ackroyd's "Fred Garvin, male prostitute" skit.....one of my favourites!

    • @swiftlymurmurs
      @swiftlymurmurs 3 місяці тому +3

      Well I assume she had time to polish and practise this, whereas on SNL they typically have like 5 days to put on the whole damn thing

    • @mxwitcher
      @mxwitcher 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@swiftlymurmurs That's the thing... SNL is just quantity over quality at this point

    • @nichan008
      @nichan008 3 місяці тому

      @@mxwitcher Not, at this point. always was

    • @ElegantHamster-d7s
      @ElegantHamster-d7s 3 місяці тому

      ​@@swiftlymurmursSNL has sucked for years. It's so expensive to make that they try to make humor that's funny to everybody, to increase viewership. Also, most jokes are just about TV and current events. They don't take risks. It's watered down for maximum viewership.

  • @Tsusagi
    @Tsusagi 3 місяці тому +15

    When she faked the pain from hitting the feminism board was the cherry on top for me

  • @juniperberryyyy
    @juniperberryyyy 3 місяці тому +29

    this deserved more laughs, especially the sister wife line lmao

  • @zakosist
    @zakosist 3 місяці тому +10

    I think these guys would ironically have a (slightly) bigger chance of dating an asian girl if they were completely neutral to what race they date and didnt fetishize so much. It shouldnt be the main goal to date a certain race/ethicity (especially if its not your own that youre seeking) but rather find someone actually compatible

  • @melaniebell8115
    @melaniebell8115 3 місяці тому +42

    As a japanese/german woman living in N.America, I can confirm. I'd meet my partner's uncles & experience bizarre exchanges of congratulations to my boyfriends for scoring me. Right in front of me, like I don't speak English. So effing infuriating!!

    • @arielgonzalez9993
      @arielgonzalez9993 3 місяці тому

      Yo choose to be with a white man so relax, your fetish your life forever

    • @SmartStart24
      @SmartStart24 3 місяці тому +7

      Yuckkk like they were admiring a fish he caught or something 🤮 sorry that happened to you

    • @SucculentDoorbell
      @SucculentDoorbell 3 місяці тому +3

      They still see you as a second class citizen. You're just not fully aware of it yet.

    • @supernal6803
      @supernal6803 2 місяці тому

      so you are neither ?

  • @yagisencho
    @yagisencho 3 місяці тому +5

    Brilliantly written and delivered. Chef's kiss. 🤜🤛

  • @vegasvanga5442
    @vegasvanga5442 2 місяці тому +2

    The weird little "frown laugh" at 4:12 was TOO spot-on LMFAO

  • @randomguy037
    @randomguy037 3 місяці тому +12

    This person exists, and must be stopped

  • @DragonNyah
    @DragonNyah 2 місяці тому +1

    Every detail is so beautifully put together 😭

  • @serenegenerally
    @serenegenerally 3 місяці тому +48

    Got second hand embarrassment from this so I say Michelle did a pretty heckin good job

  • @milkyshakes
    @milkyshakes 3 місяці тому +14

    can we talk about the legendary nunchaku usage

    • @Trevelyan2
      @Trevelyan2 3 місяці тому +3

      I will talk about it. I will start:
      Cool nunchaku usage!

  • @auto117666
    @auto117666 4 місяці тому +96

    5:42 That’s my new pickup line

    • @Jason_Bryant
      @Jason_Bryant 4 місяці тому +26

      It works great at the farm supply store.

    • @traviskitteh
      @traviskitteh 3 місяці тому +6

      If the perspective lady happens to be a number generator, then we're in business baby!

    • @leyasep5919
      @leyasep5919 3 місяці тому

      @@traviskitteh oh, I got this reference 😛 as I do design this type of algo 😅

  • @timingisperfect
    @timingisperfect 3 місяці тому +10

    This was basically a documentary

  • @fistfullofsalt6311
    @fistfullofsalt6311 3 місяці тому +22

    As a white male, who doesn't seek Asian female companionship, I can honestly admit to knowing a few guys that are almost exactly like this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mrbones9332
    @mrbones9332 3 місяці тому +11

    It took me two or three tries to read that thumbnail... A bear confused you for a child? A confused bear child? Ohhh, BEAR a confused child!

  • @SmartStart24
    @SmartStart24 3 місяці тому +7

    From the outside looking in this is exactly how these types of dudes operate lmaoo. I know Asian women have got to be exhausted 😩

  • @RealPlasmat
    @RealPlasmat 3 місяці тому +8

    Watching this was one of the best parts of my day.

  • @Jrpyify
    @Jrpyify 3 місяці тому +10

    Oh look it's half my friends.

  • @phthisis
    @phthisis 3 місяці тому +7

    5:06 All that was missing from this skit were the stereotypical "KYAAAA~~~!!" "IIYAAAAAA~~!!" and "AAAAHHHH~~!!" with maximum treble before punching/kicking (standard stereotype that weebs will just scream, rather than give a decent kiai from their hara). Hilarious, nonetheless.

    • @Haydin1117
      @Haydin1117 3 місяці тому +3

      I think it's funnier like this. The little "thunks" punctuate the jokes really well

  • @DosColasClips
    @DosColasClips 3 місяці тому +8

    Wasn't prepared for the matching hat. Incredibly powerful look.

  • @gatordragon8824
    @gatordragon8824 3 місяці тому +4

    "God's Favor" and "Tasteful Appropriation" are brilliant.

  • @MissBlackMetal
    @MissBlackMetal 3 місяці тому +3

    This skit was hilarious! How spot on. I hope Michelle makes it big as a comedian! I'd certainly love to see more of her.

  • @lisahoshowsky4251
    @lisahoshowsky4251 3 місяці тому +24

    5:27 that one guys wheeze is phenomenal 😂😂🙌

  • @BlackOrderAlchemist
    @BlackOrderAlchemist 3 місяці тому +11

    What a gem :y
    The algorithm is giving me some good picks lately

  • @jacktenglin2558
    @jacktenglin2558 3 місяці тому +20

    My uncle roger

  • @xraselver7634
    @xraselver7634 3 місяці тому +8

    This is gold xD
    Thanks also to the UA-cam algorithm for showing me!

  • @Tayleeg
    @Tayleeg 3 місяці тому +19

    At the sole remaining circuit city!!!!

  • @ellyjett
    @ellyjett 3 місяці тому +5

    This is a hoot! Kept cackling all the way through!

  • @BlasianLynn
    @BlasianLynn 3 місяці тому +143

    Blasians minding our business 🐸☕️

    • @hannahs.7297
      @hannahs.7297 3 місяці тому +73

      for real. the amount of men that think i’m the exotic blend of both worlds and im really just a nerdy weirdo 😂

    • @TarynRMartin
      @TarynRMartin 3 місяці тому +10

      @@hannahs.7297
      I’m Wasian, and same.

  • @maxweisel9027
    @maxweisel9027 3 місяці тому +11

    Damn she got Nunchuck skills

  • @TaldrenMGMoonGuard
    @TaldrenMGMoonGuard 3 місяці тому +14

    This is soooo f*cking good and quite accurate! I'm white and my ex husband is white. When I divorced him he thought that if he just married an Asian woman she would be obedient. He did meet his Asian woman, a very nice woman from the Philippines. He sent me an invitation which I respectfully declined. I did meet her and we got along VERY well. My ex didn't know that Filipinos speak Spanish and I speak Spanish. I live in Texas and that was our connection! He tried to force her to play World of Warcraft and introduced me to her because she said girls aren't that interested in video games. He wanted a wife who played video games and it was so unfair he made her do it. I'm happy being single so him doing this terrible thing backfired for him. She doesn't play video games anymore even for him. Good for her! I knew she wasn't happy about it but back then they were newly married and respect to her for giving it a chance. Sucks to be my ex because I genuinely like her and she's tougher than me.
    There is an ancient curse. I don't know where it actually originates but it's often attributed to the Chinese but that's not true. It basically says, "May the gods give you everything you ask for," And my ex certainly did.