Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: GODZILLA VS. HEDORAH (RE-UPLOAD)

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  • @TheBrandonTenold
    @TheBrandonTenold  6 років тому +406

    Sorry for all the obstructive text, but...y'know...

    • @sheltonbrightjr.5988
      @sheltonbrightjr.5988 6 років тому +12

      I'll enjoy ur Godzilla & Turkish knock-off episodes while I can. It is frustrating that Toho keep taking it dwn. & I definitely enjoy ur non-Godzilla episodes as well. Thanks for ur awesome channel!!

    • @fishhunter2491
      @fishhunter2491 6 років тому +10

      What I can't fathom is why they even care at this point Godzilla is not exactly trending anymore.

    • @nicholsliwilson
      @nicholsliwilson 6 років тому +19

      “Toho Co. Alienating our core fan base in the west since Brandon Tenold’s first Godzilla review.”
      This is the actual first line of their corporate homepage: “We are *determined to continuously focus on understanding what customers desire from us* and creating value to maximize their satisfaction….” Try harder Toho Co. Try harder.

    • @veelalynne
      @veelalynne 6 років тому +7

      C’mon, Toho . You’re harshing our mellow.

    • @mitchfletcher2386
      @mitchfletcher2386 5 років тому

      @@veelalynne Yeah, so why don't you slob jockeys chill out and quit with the bad vibes?

  • @Sentenal
    @Sentenal 4 роки тому +386

    Ever sit back and think about how this is a movie about an allegory for pollution being defeated by an allegory for nuclear weapons?

    • @harrybechtle4333
      @harrybechtle4333 3 роки тому +67

      Well nuclear energy is considered the best chance for clean energy

    • @Sentenal
      @Sentenal 3 роки тому +32

      @@harrybechtle4333 True, but Godzilla is an allegory for nuclear weapons such as the atomic bomb, not just nuclear energy in general.

    • @valletas
      @valletas 2 роки тому +36

      @@Sentenal yea but that was the first godzilla who died in the first movie
      The second godzilla is more of an alegory for nature itself and he kinda acts as an protector of the enviroment

    • @drhacknslashzombietimelord6768
      @drhacknslashzombietimelord6768 Рік тому +3

      EPIC COMMENT WIN

    • @omegon2540
      @omegon2540 Рік тому +4

      As someone who studies climate (no really I do), I can confirm that nuking pollution may not work for some reason

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 років тому +572

    As a kid i was jealous of the Kenny's Godzilla toys collection.

    • @TacDyne
      @TacDyne 4 роки тому +48

      As an old man I'm jealous of Kenny's Godzilla toy collection!

    • @goldishgex
      @goldishgex 4 роки тому +14

      Same I wanted his Godzilla figure so bad

    • @matthewdunham1689
      @matthewdunham1689 4 роки тому +9

      I had a awesome Godzilla, his fist shot out!

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 4 роки тому +8

      Then you should see Monster Island Buddies' and Twisted Kaiju Theater's kaiju toy collections

    • @robertcasillas9793
      @robertcasillas9793 4 роки тому +6

      Me to😃

  • @ezrahenderson9424
    @ezrahenderson9424 5 років тому +130

    "We're all about to die.......Let's sing and dance while we can." Best Godzilla quote ever.

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats 2 роки тому +5

      probably how people fearing Y2K felt

  • @adamfowler5475
    @adamfowler5475 4 роки тому +187

    Hedorah opening his eyes with a startled look as he hears Godzilla roar, is one of the funniest moments in all of the franchise.

    • @Breadlord-2259
      @Breadlord-2259 2 роки тому +7

      Have you forgot about the whole 1998 movie?

    • @Iamwtfboi
      @Iamwtfboi 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@paleodon6896 less funny, more regretful. But it gets more hate than it deserves. I saw it and I must say, it was very enjoyable.

  • @Batfan103
    @Batfan103 3 роки тому +90

    Hedorah: “Godzilla! I need you to tell me that I can destroy Tokyo whenever I want!”
    Godzilla: “Hedorah, you may destroy Tokyo when-“
    Hedorah: “B*TCH DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!”

    • @vexedrat1874
      @vexedrat1874 2 роки тому +22

      Hedorah: "All these squares make a circle..."

    • @gabrieldevoogel6225
      @gabrieldevoogel6225 10 місяців тому +1

      @@vexedrat1874all these squares make a circle indeed Mr popo

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood7221 5 років тому +393

    "But then Hedorah comes from outerspace, so it's not our fault."
    Well if Hedorah crashed on a clean Earth he would have died because there's no pollution.
    So it is still our fault.

    • @wdsa7129
      @wdsa7129 4 роки тому +4

      Well no shit Sherlock

    • @silverfish1924
      @silverfish1924 4 роки тому +12

      @Jurassic Hero it has no origin, you can always assume

    • @obsidian179
      @obsidian179 3 роки тому +20

      @Jurassic Hero If anybody sent Hedorah, it probably would have been the Nebulans. They attack in the very next movie, and they’re from a world destroyed by pollution, so I can easily see a creature that feeds on pollution evolving there.

    • @VitaminCBable
      @VitaminCBable 3 роки тому +3

      Pollution, as defined as carbon emissions, would still exist. Don't forget; all 'pollution' is still material matter. It's not like man has warped reality to the point that a new existence has been generated.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 3 роки тому +1

      @@VitaminCBable It would munch on volcano fumes?

  • @fenrismarrodane3289
    @fenrismarrodane3289 5 років тому +86

    *Hedorah hitting that sweet pollution kush*
    *Godzilla roars*
    Godzilla: "Drugs are bad mmmkay!"

  • @tskmaster3837
    @tskmaster3837 5 років тому +101

    "Did you ever stop and think that maybe we're the real Godzilla, man?"
    KOTM took this line as a challenge. The writers didn't get drug fueled sarcasm, explains a lot.

    • @rocket_sensha4337
      @rocket_sensha4337 5 років тому +2

      but... what is sarcarms?

    • @adam6620
      @adam6620 7 місяців тому +2

      @@rocket_sensha4337It’s joking around even if u say words that aren’t funny. For example, I’m glad Godzilla’s Revenge exists!

  • @DrawtoonzStudio
    @DrawtoonzStudio 6 років тому +235

    7:48
    The music makes it sound like Godzilla actually _is_ drunk.

    • @crystalcomedy1117
      @crystalcomedy1117 4 роки тому +6

      Maybe high??

    • @bobalinx8762
      @bobalinx8762 4 роки тому +12

      I want someone to edit it with Demoman’s drunken voice clips.

    • @yoda908
      @yoda908 3 роки тому +3

      Most likely getting high. Even Godzilla needs to kick back and relax. That or he's on his way to an anti Vietnam war rally.

    • @DeepEye1994
      @DeepEye1994 3 роки тому +1

      A drunk and VERY fat guy

    • @pulsarstargrave256
      @pulsarstargrave256 3 роки тому +2

      @@DeepEye1994 Maybe there's a lot of alcohol in Tokyo Bay?

  • @HumanisticJones
    @HumanisticJones 6 років тому +181

    "Yep, he's a Kenny alright..."
    Well in that case....
    Godzillaaaaa! Godzillaaaaaa! Godzilla is really neat! He is made of dino meat! We've been eating Godzillaaaaaa!

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 років тому +6

      I see what u did there.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 років тому +16

      Scales! Claws! Teeth! Tail! Fins! Toho are a bunch of neeerds with a hate boner for Brandoooon.

    • @menslady125eif2590
      @menslady125eif2590 6 років тому +14

      Do we admit we hate 1998? (YES!)
      But are we pleased with TO-HO'S GRUDGE?! (NO!)
      Weee thiiiink that Godzilla should
      Bloooowtorch them to deeeeeath!
      Godzilla is really neat!
      Godzilla is really sweet!
      We believe in Godzillaaaaaa!

    • @amirbagherzadeh9277
      @amirbagherzadeh9277 5 років тому

      Brian Jones no no this is a Godzilla not a gamera movie 😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😡😡

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 4 роки тому +5

      @@thatonea-hole *HELLO THERE!!!*

  • @sheltonbrightjr.5988
    @sheltonbrightjr.5988 6 років тому +73

    Fun fact to Godzilla fans: the suit actor playing Hedorah took over playing Godzilla in the '80s & the 1st half of the '90s. 1 of the reasons why I love this episode. Its a tie in to Godzilla 1985. 😀

  • @ishirotanaka
    @ishirotanaka 6 років тому +126

    This is basically what happens when you combine Pacific Rim with Captain Planet.

    • @benny_lemon5123
      @benny_lemon5123 5 років тому +11

      I would pay so much money to see that in reality...

    • @xxedgy_outsiderxx9978
      @xxedgy_outsiderxx9978 4 роки тому +7

      captian planet would be better combined ultraman but a mecha verison would be fun

    • @shaunblanch7689
      @shaunblanch7689 4 роки тому +1

      Are you a dude from a Godzilla movie?

    • @ishirotanaka
      @ishirotanaka 4 роки тому +1

      @@shaunblanch7689 who me? ...Nah!

    • @jaymartin8273
      @jaymartin8273 2 роки тому +1

      I...honestly wouldn't mind seeing that actually :=)

  • @TheColonelKlink
    @TheColonelKlink 6 років тому +317

    TOHO's copyright strikes are becoming "Legendary."

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 років тому +7

      *HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THAT'S SO FUNNY!!!!! ESPECIALLY WHEN DEALING WITH COPYRIGHT CLAIMS!!!!!!!*

    • @RIDDICK0911
      @RIDDICK0911 6 років тому +5

      I see what you did there...

    • @sizemic9717
      @sizemic9717 5 років тому +3

      Wow your getting pretty “Atomic” with the puns

    • @kimberlycollier143
      @kimberlycollier143 5 років тому +1

      Fuck off

    • @Raction01
      @Raction01 5 років тому

      I don't get it

  • @goldishgex
    @goldishgex 4 роки тому +43

    I saw this when I was a kid and I pushed all these memories into the back of my head because it freaked me out so bad. Especially the scene where hedorah just kills some people doing a yoga lesson, like wtf

    • @Blutteufel
      @Blutteufel 3 роки тому +6

      Hey, they deserved it-they were doing yoga after all.

  • @donaldstuckiii
    @donaldstuckiii 4 роки тому +40

    Man the imagination of film makers back then was so unique. One of the best G movies just for the story

  • @theactualTVB
    @theactualTVB 6 років тому +121

    0:30 *_"...good lord when is it gonna end?"_*

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 років тому +7

      " *S A V E THE E A R T H!!!*
      *DEFEAT T H E EVIL A R O U N D U! SAVE T H E EARTH!!!!* "

    • @mitchman3006
      @mitchman3006 6 років тому +2

      As in when is blocking this review gonna end

    • @bromodragone8405
      @bromodragone8405 6 років тому +2

      In 1975.

  • @mystut306
    @mystut306 6 років тому +124

    Toho: sir it would appear that brandon has made another Godzilla vs. Hedorah review, what shall we do.
    Tomoyuki tamaka: Flag them... flag them ALL!!!

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 років тому +7

      Brandon: *FUCK U!! CORPORATE ASSHOLES!!!!* I'm just trying to make a living by riffing b movies and monster flicks along with "other" stuff

    • @Hugh-Jassoul
      @Hugh-Jassoul 6 років тому +2

      Connor Porter Tomoyuki Tanaka is dead I think?

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 років тому

      @@Hugh-Jassoul
      Maybe?
      Maybe not?!
      Who knows?!?

    • @menslady125eif2590
      @menslady125eif2590 6 років тому +1

      If he is, maybe his ghost is causing all this trouble!

    • @heartbust4624
      @heartbust4624 5 років тому

      @@thatonea-hole He's been dead since 1997

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 6 років тому +342

    Godzilla needs to shoot his fire breath at Toho executives for blocking all these videos.

  • @Optimalillusion
    @Optimalillusion 5 років тому +38

    In the Game Boy Godzilla game, Hedorah is the only monster that can't be punched off the screen. But, you can drop a boulder on him.

    • @Morningstar91939
      @Morningstar91939 Рік тому

      You can actually punch him out in the Japanese version.

  • @Nickel_The_Wise
    @Nickel_The_Wise 5 років тому +21

    I know Brandon doesn't really do characters in his reviews, but Freaked-out Smoked Aviators Brandon was astoundingly authentic.
    "Look man, I need you to tell me that I'm not gonna die if I leave this car, alright??"
    Saw a guy at a party who was that tripped out, thought he was a pitcher of orange juice and refused to move.

  • @AxioProductions
    @AxioProductions 6 років тому +61

    Glad to have this back, but I’ll download this video just in case

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 років тому +1

      *BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY AFTER ALL!*

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx 3 роки тому

      Did downloading something keep it if it gets removed or hidden on UA-cam?

  • @tvmasterc
    @tvmasterc Рік тому +4

    "Kenny's in danger."
    "OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!"

  • @DeepEye1994
    @DeepEye1994 6 років тому +19

    4:51 I always wondered what "Ponyo" would look like if it was directed by David Cronenberg.

  • @smithwesson1896
    @smithwesson1896 6 років тому +123

    Damn it Toho stop blocking our favorite UA-cam Canadian!

  • @blackharvest6541
    @blackharvest6541 6 років тому +25

    "We can't stop here, this is monster country"

  • @BioGoji-zm5ph
    @BioGoji-zm5ph 5 років тому +13

    08:36 "I was in the middle of a goddamn aquarium! Somebody was giving BOOZE to these damn fish!"

  • @matthewdunham1689
    @matthewdunham1689 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks!

  • @dericanight861
    @dericanight861 5 років тому +48

    When me and my friend watched this movie, i knew that he watched it before and just nearly lost his sanity sitting through this...so I did what I had to:
    Quoting Raoul Duke from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
    You’d be surprised how PERFECTLY FITTING most of his quotes would go with the movie.
    *scene of fish masks in dance bar* “I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo! And somebody was giving BOOZE to these animals! It won’t be long now before they tear us to shreds.”
    Teens gather to sing against pollution: “But our trip was different. It was to be a classic affirmation of everything right and true in the national character. A gross physical salute to the fantastic possibilities of life in this country. But only for those with true grit.”
    Godzilla trapped in a pit getting hedorah sludge all over him: “Panic. It crept up my spine like first rising vibes of an acid frenzy. All these horrible realities began to dawn on me. There I was. Alone in Las Vegas, completely twisted on drugs, no cash, no story for the magazine, and on top of everything else, a gigantic god damned hotel bill to deal with. How would Horatio Alger handle this situation? Stay calm. Stay calm.”
    Godzilla appears seeming to be destructive while trying to ward off Pollution: “I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.”
    Showing off invention that’ll hopefully stop Hedorah regenerating: “Now this was a superior machine. Ten grand worth of gimmicks and high-priced special effects. The rear windows lit up with a touch like frogs in a dynamite pond. The dashboard was full of esoteric lights and dials and meters that I would never understand.”
    Godzilla walks away heroically: “There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
    Seriously I could keep this up but you get my point. But my best friend laughed SO much and so loud it was worth it.
    EDIT: oh! See? Whatd I tell you! 8:38

    • @chuviis3508
      @chuviis3508 4 роки тому +3

      This was fun to read.

    • @Ratnoseterry
      @Ratnoseterry Рік тому

      ​@@chuviis3508 all Hunter S Thompson is fun to read lol highly recommended

  • @ToaAxiomMan
    @ToaAxiomMan Рік тому +8

    Lesson: if you want to defeat a pollution monster summon a radioactive dinosaur who serves as an allegory for nuclear weapons

  • @adamcartrette4037
    @adamcartrette4037 Рік тому +3

    Everytime a Brandon Godzilla video gets flagged.
    Hedorah: Huh? Hey come on man, you're harshing my mellow here.

  • @fromthecheapseats7126
    @fromthecheapseats7126 10 місяців тому +2

    I can’t believe MST3K did “Godzilla vs the Sea Monster” and not this. Can you imagine how much material this would give them to work with?

  • @stephaniehornett2320
    @stephaniehornett2320 6 років тому +31

    9:00 the poor kitten. I hope it's still ok.

  • @phreakazoith2237
    @phreakazoith2237 4 роки тому +22

    wait a second. Fish people, an amorph and vaguely squid like monster, is this what you get when script writers had some weed and read too much HP Lovecraft?

    • @milanunosson9355
      @milanunosson9355 Рік тому +1

      should have been better if a giant squid was the main antagonist instead of hedorah

    • @phreakazoith2237
      @phreakazoith2237 Рік тому +1

      @@milanunosson9355 Godzilla vs. Cthulhu...would be cool

    • @milanunosson9355
      @milanunosson9355 Рік тому +2

      @@phreakazoith2237 yes in 1994 it was considered for godzilla to battle Cthulhu but was replaced by spacegodzilla

    • @korjira6404
      @korjira6404 Рік тому

      @@milanunosson9355 Fuck whoever replaced that masterpiece with Space Godzilla.

  • @imperialguardproductions
    @imperialguardproductions Рік тому +3

    Also fun fact: at 8:16 the scene where the 4 guys are playing Majong (I think) and then get killed by Hedorah, the 3rd guy from the left was actually one of the suit actors for Rodan.

  • @thomashauguel6811
    @thomashauguel6811 Рік тому +1

    "...first Godzilla series money shot...." Words I never thought I would hear together in the same sentence....😱🤦‍♂

  • @Beardedvikingweirdo
    @Beardedvikingweirdo 6 років тому +11

    Oh my God. That save the Earth song. I haven't heard it in forever

  • @DiarraHarris
    @DiarraHarris 6 років тому +8

    Silly Godzilla that flying jump kick is the best way to get to place to place!

  • @carribob1992
    @carribob1992 4 роки тому +8

    9:00 Hedorah just wanted to return that kitty cat to its owner.

  • @lindaw4579
    @lindaw4579 5 років тому +7

    This has always been my all-time favorite Godzilla movie (I'm strange that way). After a bad day at work, I think I'll get my dvd and watch it.

  • @alexthehunted
    @alexthehunted 6 років тому +34

    I'm still waiting for youtube to unblock my godzilla vs hedorah review it's almost like there trying to censor there mistake

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 років тому +5

      Or they're just high as a kite; with sticks, the size of trees up their ass!

    • @alexthehunted
      @alexthehunted 6 років тому +5

      or toho don't understand how fair use works like nintendo and warn brothers

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 років тому +2

      @@alexthehunted
      U mean Warner Bros or as i like to call them, *THE BITCH BROS!*

    • @bonnie-hm5gq
      @bonnie-hm5gq 6 років тому +1

      Godzilla vs godzilla

    • @bromodragone8405
      @bromodragone8405 6 років тому

      @@bonnie-hm5gq You mean, Final Wars?

  • @richardpazic5931
    @richardpazic5931 Рік тому +4

    I'm sorry for the cat at 9:00 😢

  • @pulsarstargrave256
    @pulsarstargrave256 5 років тому +21

    Before the Japanese version was recently shown on TCM, I had forgotten how "Trippy" psychedelic this movie was! When I was younger, I couldn't figure it out, now I MUST have it for my collection! Hopefully, the American version will turn up on Blu Ray!

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 3 роки тому

      Try getting the new Criterion Collection. It has ALL the Showa Godzilla films on Blu-ray.

    • @pulsarstargrave256
      @pulsarstargrave256 3 роки тому +1

      @@dubuyajay9964 Do they also contain the Classic Versions in English? I LOVE the "Save The Earth" song from "Godzilla v. The Smog Monster"!

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 3 роки тому +2

      @@pulsarstargrave256 It has both English and Japanese. I think so? I'm in the middle of the movie after that atm.

    • @ethanovsak
      @ethanovsak 2 роки тому +1

      @@pulsarstargrave256 unfortunately no, so you'll have get it individually. But I would recommend the Criterion collection if you don't mind not having the dubbed versions for all of them, the quality is excellent and you still get the dubbed versions for about half of them for a cheaper price than buying them individually (some godzilla movies sell for no less than $30 each).

    • @pulsarstargrave256
      @pulsarstargrave256 2 роки тому

      @@ethanovsak Thank you

  • @ztiantian6266
    @ztiantian6266 3 роки тому +6

    The military killing the villain kaiju/monster goes against the rules
    Destroyah who was killed by the military: Im going to ignore that

  • @timberry4709
    @timberry4709 6 років тому +26

    16:40 - - Looks like the Japanese Army is taking monster killing advice from America horror movies i.e. "The Thing from Another World".

  • @LordHayabusa85
    @LordHayabusa85 2 роки тому +7

    Considering the direction the monsterverse is currently going, it would be apropos to put bring back hedorah for a future Godzilla movie.

    • @paulfranklin59
      @paulfranklin59 7 місяців тому

      They pretty much already set up destroyah in monsterverse by using an oxygen destroyer in king of the monsters 2019

  • @iamthebaroness8148
    @iamthebaroness8148 4 роки тому +6

    5:17 the most chilling kaiju roar in history

  • @HiperPivociarz
    @HiperPivociarz 6 років тому +105

    Okay, what is Toho's deal with this review in particular? I swear, it was blocked like 10 times already

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 років тому +24

      *THEY'RE ASSHOLES!!!!!*

    • @sheltonbrightjr.5988
      @sheltonbrightjr.5988 6 років тому +7

      CookieMastah
      Here's what kills me: if they supposedly hate this movie so much, why keep blocking this episode?? Makes absolutely no sense whatsoever!!

    • @Kylorin235
      @Kylorin235 6 років тому +7

      Brandon did say everyone involved with this movie is high on drugs.

    • @Derek_Smallshorts
      @Derek_Smallshorts 6 років тому +12

      They're more ashamed of this one than Godzilla's Revenge???

    • @sheltonbrightjr.5988
      @sheltonbrightjr.5988 6 років тому +4

      Derek Smallshorts
      THAT JUST RAISES MORE QUESTIONS!!!!! 😠😠

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 6 років тому +139

    Isn't this a Re Re Upload. Or is it a Re Re Re Upload?

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 років тому +16

      *A RE-RE UPLOAD!!*

    • @gadielgonzalez2755
      @gadielgonzalez2755 6 років тому +2

      Reeeeeeee

    • @brickyboi3594
      @brickyboi3594 6 років тому +2

      Bryce McKenzie can you fuck off with your bitch ass

    • @CroPhantomX
      @CroPhantomX 4 роки тому +1

      re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re upload

    • @Godzilla-vd9lj
      @Godzilla-vd9lj 4 роки тому

      @@brickyboi3594 Wow, What An Asshole

  • @kzinful
    @kzinful Рік тому +1

    Oh Brandon, the music was Sooo groovy man!!
    No drugs were harmed during the filming of this movie.

  • @sikujacob4556
    @sikujacob4556 4 роки тому +4

    10:20 - Hey! That movie, that animation, and that band is awesome!

  • @aarongoddard2642
    @aarongoddard2642 6 років тому +19

    6:20 Oh look, Godzilla's making Fallout 76

  • @MrMarkerickson
    @MrMarkerickson 3 роки тому +8

    What you called "castration" or "tearing out eyeballs," I figured to be eggs that could have made new Hedorahs, and Godzilla pinpointed their location by an instinct something like an ant's to destroy the rival group's eggs.

  • @kirkindog
    @kirkindog 2 роки тому +2

    I actually saw “Godzilla v the Smog Monster” @ the movie theater, as a kid, when it first came out & LUVED IT! Btw, those horns in Godzilla’ s intro music are AWESOME! 🎺🎷

  • @willtheangrydudeist9120
    @willtheangrydudeist9120 5 років тому +7

    "For God's sake, man...
    Tell them to put on their golf shoes!!!!"

  • @smithwesson1896
    @smithwesson1896 6 років тому +89

    Oh my God what did Toho do to you this time Brandon?

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 років тому +8

      *COPYRIGHT CLAIM / FLAG!!!*

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 6 років тому +7

      @@thatonea-hole *SCREAMS INTERNALLY*

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 років тому +6

      @@smithwesson1896
      *SCREAMS OUTSIDE!!!!*

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 6 років тому +8

      @@thatonea-hole *WHY ARE WE ALWAYS YELLING????*

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 років тому +5

      @@smithwesson1896
      *BECAUSE IT MAKES ME SOUND SMART!!!!!!*
      *ATLEAST THAT'S WHAT SPONGEBOB SAYS IN BAND GEEKS!!!!!!!*

  • @scottgrieb8095
    @scottgrieb8095 6 років тому +40

    I guess i'll have to start watching this a 100 times over again to get it to a 100k views.

  • @TheHorrorGuru
    @TheHorrorGuru 6 років тому +2

    I'm going to watch this video every time you reupload it because hell yes!

  • @halberd-3291
    @halberd-3291 5 років тому +5

    9:00 Aw, poor baby.

  • @jyesucevitz
    @jyesucevitz Рік тому +1

    this is a callback to Saturday afternoons from 1 to 4pm. Creature Double Feature.
    in the 70's and early 80's Boston UHF channel 56 gave us 2 monster movies each
    Saturday. thanks for the memories Brandon.

  • @marqsee7948
    @marqsee7948 4 роки тому +5

    Hedorah is on the cover of Frank Zappa's album, Sleep Dirt, released in 1979.

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 років тому +12

    Carlos Castaneda and Alejandro Jodorowsky would have loved this movie.

  • @jonathanbethards3689
    @jonathanbethards3689 4 роки тому +3

    4:03 Hobo fisherman looks like a japanese version of Ortega from The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies.

  • @adam6620
    @adam6620 2 місяці тому +1

    Never knew an acid trip could be a Godzilla movie tbh (I haven't seen Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas yet. Don't @ me).

  • @NodDisciple1
    @NodDisciple1 6 років тому +28

    I felt so bad for that cat that got literal crap poured on it. TTnTT

  • @kuribayashi84
    @kuribayashi84 3 роки тому +7

    Going through the Showa-era Godzilla-Flicks these days (thanks to the Criterion-Set) and watched this flick yesterday... and it just might be one of my favourites so far, mostly on account of it having such a different feel and look when compared to all the films that predeced it. Hedorah is a fascinating and unique monster that gives Godzilla a *real* hard time. Also, the fact that it actually has something to say, a message, makes it stand out. The last movie to do this was the 1954-Original with its warnings against the misuse of nuclear power. This time, its pollution and humans destoying the enviroment (still a relevant topic 50 Years later) and the premise of having the two monsters whose origins are connected to these issues fight one another is great.
    The movie is a little slow, the characters are shallow and mostly forgotten about near the end and the Soundtrack is... weird, but that doesnt really diminish my apprechiation.

  • @mindisfrozen
    @mindisfrozen 6 років тому +10

    Mr. Krabs: I've seen this before. Three times in a matter of fact!

  • @VolumedMusicMan
    @VolumedMusicMan 2 роки тому +5

    This was one of the most hard-core Godzilla film I’ve ever seen. Hedorah takes a dump on the great one, and laughs😆! That drew enough heat for Godzilla kick that monster‘s a&$!

  • @mrasep_suwarna9429
    @mrasep_suwarna9429 5 років тому +10

    no one acknowledge the poor kitty :(

  • @cernstormrunner7263
    @cernstormrunner7263 6 років тому +6

    Hedorah scared the shit out of me when I was little.

  • @Crrrow
    @Crrrow 4 роки тому +3

    13:52 GYAH! The movies turning into the opening of Doctor No!

  • @PREPFORIT
    @PREPFORIT 4 роки тому +3

    HEDORAH takes an industrial-sized Bong hit LMFAO.

  • @blakemamba2067
    @blakemamba2067 4 роки тому +4

    2:50. Well now I’m upset that this monster wasn’t in the “Godzilla: save the earth “ video game

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats 2 роки тому +1

    i was in the middle of a fucking aquarium, and somebody was giving booze to the goddamn piranhas, won't be long now before they tear me to shreds

  • @joeyparkhill8751
    @joeyparkhill8751 6 років тому +45

    Brandon Son of Godzilla is blocked at the moment is it possible for you to re-upload it?

  • @spleefthedude7747
    @spleefthedude7747 3 роки тому +1

    At least there was no stock footage of older movies in this one.

  • @kinggoji953
    @kinggoji953 3 роки тому +3

    17:05 the camera is on drugs right now

  • @b.l.fisher8230
    @b.l.fisher8230 4 роки тому +7

    This was my favorite Godzilla when I was a kid, wonderfully batshit...

    • @gendoruwo6322
      @gendoruwo6322 Рік тому +1

      Absolutely wonderful. My favorite is that scene where Hedorah kills humans reduces them to skeletons, just by passing nearby. That's awesome man.

  • @Gojirawars03
    @Gojirawars03 6 років тому +11

    Welp Toho be stingy. They’re just jealous that this review is still more entertaining than their newest anime film.

  • @jackeldridge4225
    @jackeldridge4225 4 місяці тому +1

    I officially want to make a monster movie with a mal adult Kenny and a kid who keeps asking if Kenny is always annoying like this as tribute to your suffering through these.

  • @sdm47
    @sdm47 5 років тому +24

    I’ll clear up the confusion about Hedorah
    Alien space matter landed on earth and fused with a bunch of earths polluted crap try to keep up

    • @sdm47
      @sdm47 4 роки тому

      JurassicHero 3
      To quote one of my favorite videos “oh my god I just fucking explained it”

  • @haroldcarr1717
    @haroldcarr1717 3 роки тому +1

    This was one of the first godzilla movies I saw, the first one I believe being godzilla vs biollante. I used to watch this movie all the time. It was my all time favorite godzilla film and one of the only ones I owned from the Showa era. This movie holds a special place in my heart with godzilla vs biollante,

  • @Arwinstar
    @Arwinstar Рік тому +3

    That guy is the Japanese spider man

  • @bezoticallyyours83
    @bezoticallyyours83 Рік тому +1

    Is it wrong that i think this looks like it could be bizarrely entertaining ?

  • @misiopuchatek152
    @misiopuchatek152 4 роки тому +3

    18:32 eyes still in place soooo, the first guess was actually correct!

  • @iseemonkeys7190
    @iseemonkeys7190 6 років тому +1

    LOVE IT !!!!! Mr. Tenold, your reviews are awesome.

  • @betanzo9989
    @betanzo9989 6 років тому +3

    Always been one of my favorite godzilla movies

  • @gamrr_NERD
    @gamrr_NERD 9 місяців тому +1

    I like to think Hedorah’s origins are mixed. They are indeed an alien but after landing on Earth it got mutated from eating the earth’s toxic wastes. This would be another great monster to have in the MonsterVerse. A Titan that represents the Earth’s many toxic pollutions which are unnatural to the planet.

  • @MangetsuSAMURAI
    @MangetsuSAMURAI 6 років тому +9

    Re-upload again?
    Also, holy shit, I think Marty might be the killer!

  • @fangthedergon1863
    @fangthedergon1863 6 років тому +1

    I saw this movie somewhere on TV at a young age and it was my favorite Godzilla movie for a long time.... this explains my weird childhood.

  • @imperialguardproductions
    @imperialguardproductions Рік тому +6

    I think this is a highly underrated gem of a movie. One of my childhood favorites. Hedorah is amazing and played excellently by Kenpichiro Satsuma, who would go on to play Gigan in the next movie and then played Godzilla for the entire Heisei series. This is also one of my personal favorites of Nakajima's Godzilla performances. Overall 8/10 movie.

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga Рік тому +1

    Oh, you laugh now, but have YOU ever caught up with a sludge monster before? Don't think so!

  • @christopher961
    @christopher961 6 років тому +16

    Does Toho have a hate boner for criticism of their most controversial kaiju film?

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 років тому +2

      *YES!!!!!!!*

    • @RIDDICK0911
      @RIDDICK0911 6 років тому +1

      All big Japan companies are not ok with anyone using footage of their product without their consent. You think TOHO are bad? Look up how much youtube videos were blocked by Nintendo and SEGA.

  • @xaosbob
    @xaosbob 9 місяців тому

    I remember sitting in the car at the drive-in for this movie when I was a toddler. Don't recall which one (or both) of my parents brought me, but I remember the cast-aluminum speaker closed into the car window, being absolutely terrifed when the dude diving was attacked (approached?), and literally the only other part I remember was Godzilla flying...which I thought was the most awesome thing I had ever seen. Probably was, I was only like 2 or 3 years old, I think.

  • @justincameron9661
    @justincameron9661 2 роки тому +2

    The scene in this movie were Godzilla flies is still better special effects then a lot of the stuff today

  • @daocvet
    @daocvet 3 роки тому +2

    I still think those were Hedorah's eggs, his eyes make no sense, not only do they not look like his eyes but he still has his eyes after that part!

  • @stephenknizek2651
    @stephenknizek2651 6 років тому +4

    Toxic Avenger! Now that's a movie Brandon should review. XD

  • @jyesucevitz
    @jyesucevitz 3 роки тому

    this movie is about the only one I specifically remember seeing the commercial for.
    I think it was called Godzilla vs The Smog Monster. it was for our local uhf channel
    WLVI 56. Saturdays 1-4pm for Creature Double Feature. thanks for this review.

  • @normanedwards8552
    @normanedwards8552 6 років тому +15

    Keep on going Brandon 🙋

  • @kinglegault
    @kinglegault 3 роки тому

    amazing how both song tones are completely different yet both fit the visuals