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  • Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 483

  • @barneythedinosaur4877
    @barneythedinosaur4877 7 років тому +254

    Jenny unknowingly came up with the best star wars theory Snoke just wants to dance but his dad made him become a Sith lord.

    • @WhoWouldWantThisName
      @WhoWouldWantThisName 7 років тому +5

      Snokes just wanna have fu-uhn..ohh-oh Snokes just wanna have fun! I could see that.

  • @Evan_L_Rodriguez
    @Evan_L_Rodriguez 4 роки тому +83

    The “Snoke is Palpatine” one be hittin’ different.

  • @berenvalari
    @berenvalari 7 років тому +179

    First time I've seen a guest make Jenny laugh and lose her deadpan delivery.

  • @Sarlat6
    @Sarlat6 7 років тому +187

    So, did they need two trampolines for Darth Maul?

    • @WhoWouldWantThisName
      @WhoWouldWantThisName 7 років тому +9

      Good question, but judging by the mechanical legs he got later I'm guessing not.

    • @SirGeeeO
      @SirGeeeO 7 років тому +2

      He actually DID survive the fall

  • @StarWarsExplained
    @StarWarsExplained 7 років тому +224

    So glad you finally got that chair inflated!

    • @cavespider1074
      @cavespider1074 7 років тому +2

      Star Wars Explained Please go out with Jenny... please...

    • @renoutlaw8371
      @renoutlaw8371 7 років тому +21

      Cave Spider10 bruh he's married.

    • @breebrett7244
      @breebrett7244 6 років тому +1

      i need that chair in my life

    • @colbydeandre5284
      @colbydeandre5284 3 роки тому

      sorry to be off topic but does someone know a method to log back into an Instagram account?
      I somehow lost the account password. I love any help you can give me.

  • @SniperDiplomat
    @SniperDiplomat 5 років тому +36

    "It doesn't count when you're in the air."
    "That's... what falling is."

    • @LiquidArmProduction
      @LiquidArmProduction 3 роки тому +1

      Anyone: So, palpatine was murdered by Anakin-
      JJ: It doesn’t count if he was killed by someone.
      Anyone: That’s what murder is.

  • @jediknightguy82
    @jediknightguy82 7 років тому +91

    If all the theories are just trying to throw us off, would it be a Snoke screen?

  • @n.m.7930
    @n.m.7930 3 роки тому +8

    This is my favorite episode, lol! “Whos that beautiful tiny girl!?”

  • @Zomdra
    @Zomdra 4 роки тому +20

    12:15 "People like to see old things over again...people don't want new characters, bring me an old character that I saw."
    Well now...

  • @debbiebishop86
    @debbiebishop86 5 років тому +18

    "When they were designing the death star, at the bottom of every shaft there was a trampoline so he just jumped back up" i cannot believe jenny accidentally made up an ep 9 spoiler

  • @japes1813
    @japes1813 6 років тому +10

    "Making my bones downtown... walking fast" - I died.

  • @cyborgqueer
    @cyborgqueer 3 роки тому +9

    I’m extremely chronically ill, and this video has made me genuinely laugh and forget my worries, thankyou 💖

  • @mirthfulArtist
    @mirthfulArtist 3 роки тому +6

    Everyone keeps asking "Who is Snoke"...but nobody asks "How is Snoke." :(

  • @MackerelSkyLtd
    @MackerelSkyLtd 7 років тому +26

    This guy fundamentally understands how to behave on a show with Jenny.
    Also, Snoke is Kyle Katarn. Boom.

  • @haniawent8755
    @haniawent8755 4 роки тому +21

    this has aged in a very funny way

  • @theflippedclassroom9344
    @theflippedclassroom9344 7 років тому +32

    "Makin' my bones downtown, walkin' fast"

  • @rowanstrang8072
    @rowanstrang8072 7 років тому +91

    Is Steele the only guest so far that seems to understand and ‘get’ Jenny’s brand of dry humour. I think so. Great Episode

  • @AndresBribiesca
    @AndresBribiesca 4 роки тому +16

    Jenny and Steele unknowingly came up with a better explanation for Palpatine's survival than J. J. Abrams at 5:02

  • @Billie12208
    @Billie12208 4 роки тому +8

    the energy in this video is so pure

  • @grahamrichardson9620
    @grahamrichardson9620 7 років тому +331

    SPOILER ALERT: Jenny isn't actually a millennial! She's actually a well-disguised 46-year-old man named "Jose."

    • @papinkelman7695
      @papinkelman7695 7 років тому +7

      Graham Richardson
      I like the disguise, very much.

    • @geogodthebat
      @geogodthebat 7 років тому +3

      Busted

    • @mdr48371
      @mdr48371 7 років тому +14

      Snoke is... Jose

    • @dustinking2965
      @dustinking2965 7 років тому +12

      Also not really a falcon.

    • @NinJavaisDotAnoobLOL
      @NinJavaisDotAnoobLOL 7 років тому +8

      While I realized she was 46, I had no Idea she was a man named Jose'.. I feel betrayed.

  • @h_jay5478
    @h_jay5478 7 років тому +49

    The best show of Screen junkies news. Keep it up Jenny

  • @Mr-Tibbster
    @Mr-Tibbster 7 років тому +96

    Snoke is Alderaan. The planet gained sentience after being blown up, and blamed the Jedi (Obiwan) for not getting the Death Star plans to the Rebels in time. That's why he made Starkiller Base too. As an act of irony, the failure of the Republic caused Alderaan's demise, and so Alderaan became the demise of the New Republic. It's also why he wanted to turn Kylo evil, to kill Han Solo to hurt Leia, because Han did not fly fast enough to Alderaan, and Leia did not try hard enough to stop Alderaan being blown up.

  • @erikabloodaxe2581
    @erikabloodaxe2581 3 місяці тому +7

    Ron Howard: She did, in fact, get famous.

  • @Sarlat6
    @Sarlat6 7 років тому +47

    His identity is a big Snokescreen.

  • @AlexKnauth
    @AlexKnauth 7 років тому +95

    Is there a way to subscribe to playlists? If there were I would subscribe to just Millennial Falcon and nothing else.

    • @camp7NdN
      @camp7NdN 7 років тому +9

      Alex Knauth I thot I was the only one who wanted this

    • @Dousch
      @Dousch 7 років тому +3

      I wish you people ran UA-cam. Please run UA-cam one day so we can have this.

    • @AlexKnauth
      @AlexKnauth 7 років тому

      shauwn: Oh! I found it, thank you. So they do have the option (if the app has this, why doesn't the website?)

  • @aaarsix
    @aaarsix 7 років тому +50

    Best thing on screen junkies

  • @ronnieshuffle8770
    @ronnieshuffle8770 7 років тому +16

    Since Jenny read my comment we're pretty much best friends now. And yes, it's every bit as awesome as it sounds.

  • @MrLinguist88
    @MrLinguist88 7 років тому +94

    OMG, Jenny can laugh! ... :o

    • @quaddo
      @quaddo 7 років тому +21

      yes, and all it took was an aussie + a plushy car to the face. go figure.

  • @TadBigby
    @TadBigby 7 років тому +29

    Snoke is a bad car.

  • @chrisjimenez2192
    @chrisjimenez2192 7 років тому +213

    Sith
    No
    One
    Knew
    Existed

    • @kitgusto2390
      @kitgusto2390 7 років тому +3

      He's not a sith though

    • @gottbutter
      @gottbutter 7 років тому +3

      what da fuq is a sith? that was never mentioned in the original trilogy.

    • @chadkingoffuckmountain970
      @chadkingoffuckmountain970 7 років тому

      TALK FICTION ?

    • @renandar4533
      @renandar4533 7 років тому +1

      Shione Cooper nice

    • @elibot
      @elibot 7 років тому

      Snok? I mean the E is silent but it's still there, no need to disregard that poor E just because it's silent...

  • @abderahmanzayyan2658
    @abderahmanzayyan2658 7 років тому +21

    this show cured my depression

  • @naynaynay324
    @naynaynay324 7 років тому +8

    Had hoped, when the car pillow came crashing back, Jenny would say: You're a bad car.

  • @devoinc1
    @devoinc1 7 років тому +32

    I'm sorry but who gave Max one of those lollipops? I don't think he really earned it.

  • @interestingy8484
    @interestingy8484 7 років тому +38

    I think Jenny is Snoke.

  • @dpollere
    @dpollere 7 років тому +10

    I've never commented before, but I have to say, this is really funny. You guys have some really good comedic timing here.

  • @callisoncaffrey
    @callisoncaffrey 7 років тому +4

    I came for Jenny, but I stayed for the guy hunched over in the corner. I hope one day he realizes he doesn't have to ruin his back in order to capture our hearts.

  • @JonDesautels
    @JonDesautels 7 років тому +15

    Jenny, love your Slender Man arm dance!

  • @NinJavaisDotAnoobLOL
    @NinJavaisDotAnoobLOL 7 років тому +33

    Now that your guests know that you are too lazy to fight them, it seems that they have become empowered. You had better make an example out of one of your guests or they will walk all over you.

  • @cursedmonkey1033
    @cursedmonkey1033 7 років тому +17

    I feel like Jenny is a total heart-breaker. All the guests fall hopelessly in love with her but she's like "No, I can't be tied down. I must run free!"

    • @montehatch
      @montehatch Рік тому

      I was picking up chemistry vibes that she was having a good time.

  • @yujirohanma5199
    @yujirohanma5199 7 років тому +3

    "Is this the box? I'm typing a comment here."
    "No Dave! Wrong Box!! Stop Dave! Stop before it's too late!!"
    I almost fell out of my chair laughing

  • @pathlessrope8118
    @pathlessrope8118 7 років тому +21

    i knew who Steele Saunders was because of Planet Broadcasting 🌏

  • @theoldar
    @theoldar 7 років тому +10

    Great episode. And such lovely smiles.

  • @fleischer236
    @fleischer236 7 років тому +81

    love the addition of a producer

  • @articuliere
    @articuliere 7 років тому +18

    I dont even like star wars and still i cant miss this show...

  • @karenchristinne3004
    @karenchristinne3004 4 роки тому +2

    The whole Palpatine bit made me laugh so hard

  • @deeconstruction8163
    @deeconstruction8163 7 років тому +5

    Snoke is a Porg.

  • @JustinLe
    @JustinLe 6 років тому +9

    (TLJ spoilers)
    they called it

  • @kailomonkey
    @kailomonkey 7 років тому +2

    The most awkward goodbye with the producer looking on is an anxiety I can relate to. Good show.

  • @aryadramahe
    @aryadramahe 7 років тому +24

    why they didn't put "Millenial Falcon" on the video title?

    • @meloD30
      @meloD30 7 років тому +6

      She quit being a Millenial and decided to have fun instead.

  • @HereBeDragonsYT
    @HereBeDragonsYT 7 років тому +1

    Best episode yet. A laughing Jenny is a beautiful thing. Lots of fun guys. See you next week.

  • @jackfrey7244
    @jackfrey7244 7 років тому +1

    I really like the dynamic of the producer interjecting into the show

  • @Brooke-rw8rc
    @Brooke-rw8rc 6 років тому +3

    Steele is...
    Captain Hammer.
    "He threw a car... at my head."

  • @Sticks017
    @Sticks017 7 років тому +16

    i enjoyed the camera on the producer

    • @Ttoby89
      @Ttoby89 5 років тому +1

      mmhmm santa

    • @Tomkatos
      @Tomkatos 4 роки тому

      @@Ttoby89 what's your favorite Christmas wish??

  • @sgtmajor5700
    @sgtmajor5700 7 років тому +2

    'You are a good car."

  • @iam_darthk
    @iam_darthk 7 років тому +6

    Millicent, General Hux's cat, is Snoke. Everybody knows that!

  • @pburnsiv
    @pburnsiv 7 років тому +1

    You don't fool me Jenny, I knew you were Snoke the whole time.

  • @lifesmythtv2608
    @lifesmythtv2608 7 років тому +4

    The trampoline channel brought me here

  • @dubblleyou
    @dubblleyou 7 років тому +2

    Yes! Finally someone who can keep up with Jenny.
    Let's all of us start flowing Mr Steele Saunders!

  • @matthijsrietveld6051
    @matthijsrietveld6051 6 років тому +2

    I want a remake where leia is like super tiny

  • @dustinosborn4068
    @dustinosborn4068 7 років тому +4

    Snoke is Snokes father

  • @Lincoln_Bio
    @Lincoln_Bio 3 роки тому +1

    The real Snoke was the bones we made along the way

  • @michaelmarhal
    @michaelmarhal 7 років тому +3

    I really liked this episode because the silly level is at an all time high!

  • @Kylerinho
    @Kylerinho 7 років тому +2

    My two favourite Star Wars people chatting shit about dumb theories. I give it an A+

  • @indiciaobscure
    @indiciaobscure 7 років тому +9

    Ok, anyone notice some flirting there? I am on this ship.

  • @godlessgoth213
    @godlessgoth213 6 років тому

    The trampoline thing was awesome.

  • @w00tkid
    @w00tkid 7 років тому +3

    I think this is the most I've seen her laugh ever

  • @althaz
    @althaz 7 років тому +3

    Unexpected bonus Steele Saunders (whose podcast is great) is both unexpected and a bonus!

  • @liamgardner527
    @liamgardner527 6 років тому +1

    This series is awesome!

  • @AndjelkaDjukic
    @AndjelkaDjukic 7 років тому +2

    I love the addition of producer's comments:D.. Go, Max, go!:D

  • @olivergarden5282
    @olivergarden5282 3 роки тому

    I believe... this IS the box I’m looking for.

  • @Stuurminator
    @Stuurminator 4 роки тому +1

    Jenny can predict anything...except herself.

  • @chapmanjosh
    @chapmanjosh 7 років тому +5

    The Steelewars UA-cam channel is dope

  • @Klee99zeno
    @Klee99zeno 7 років тому +1

    it's hard for people to give up snoking

  • @davekillingsworth6637
    @davekillingsworth6637 7 років тому +1

    I really hope SJN realize what a treasure they have in Jenny. There will be many people who really dont get her style of humor but she is fantastic and that uncomfortable feeling she causes in others is a true gift since it isnt malicious - its just very deadpan and awesome. Oh she could become a superhero names Deadpan! For old people Bob Newhart was like that - humor as dry and a tattoine desert. Keep it up - keep her around and more Millennial Falcon!!!

  • @NonalignedVideos
    @NonalignedVideos 7 років тому +2

    "don't encourage him"

  • @sidgeaberration
    @sidgeaberration 7 років тому +1

    That car hitting Jenny's face............JENNY IS SNOKE!!!!!!!!!!! *red circle* *one million views*

  • @aVerySmugeaf
    @aVerySmugeaf 7 років тому

    A RED ARROW. A RED CIRCLE. A QUESTION MARK! KIDS! KIDS! AHHH IT IS SO AWESOME!

  • @cmaprice
    @cmaprice 7 років тому

    Jenny breaking character is adorable.

  • @ruofanyu6699
    @ruofanyu6699 7 років тому +6

    didnt talk about jarjar. jenny thinks it's plausible confirmed.

  • @StewartFletcher
    @StewartFletcher 7 років тому

    Where there's Snoke, there's fire

  • @flo4real_
    @flo4real_ 7 років тому +3

    I love this show so much 😅😄😂

  • @otterblue5351
    @otterblue5351 7 років тому +1

    Snoke is the director of the 70's Chewie Christmas Special.

  • @Chipiliro613
    @Chipiliro613 5 років тому +1

    'Making one's bones' is an American English idiom. How can Jenny not be up to date on it's criminal underworld origins?

  • @benfarrar741
    @benfarrar741 4 роки тому +1

    All of these Snoke theories are better than the one they actually went with.

  • @cristianalmodovar4908
    @cristianalmodovar4908 7 років тому +3

    Jenny only said goodbye once this episode. I'm kind of worried. You okay Jenny?

  • @Maolegeek
    @Maolegeek 7 років тому +4

    I like this but I can't explain why

  • @jonq8714
    @jonq8714 7 років тому

    12:48 made me smile.

  • @memphisdale1569
    @memphisdale1569 7 років тому

    u tha best screen junkies has to offer u the only reason I even watch that channel keep doing what u doing

  • @aaronrivas7977
    @aaronrivas7977 7 років тому +1

    I need to start watching this more

  • @ADTRPG
    @ADTRPG 7 років тому +1

    Best episode yet.

  • @zarlg
    @zarlg 5 років тому

    Seriously? No Snoke is Jar Jar Binks? That was by far the most compelling theory.

  • @voicemonkey3886
    @voicemonkey3886 7 років тому

    I like the Hux is Snoke theory. It's a secret/ reveal and a new character that isn't some rando from the previous trilogies.

  • @filmstuff2593
    @filmstuff2593 7 років тому +7

    Get Nick Mason and Mr Sunday Movies from the weekly planet on the show

  • @snazzy9175
    @snazzy9175 6 років тому +1

    Man a lot of characters die by falling off things

  • @brianvice1144
    @brianvice1144 4 роки тому

    Jenny Nicholson is to Millennial Falcon as Report of the Week is to Running On Empty

  • @SrGurkman
    @SrGurkman 7 років тому

    Snoke is Chewbacca's son Lumpawaroo. That's the only possible explanation for him not yet making an appearance outside of the novels.

  • @coreybell2223
    @coreybell2223 7 років тому +1

    Poor Jenny got car'd upside the head.

  • @sam-pf5cs
    @sam-pf5cs 7 років тому

    This show is like redlettermedia but less dead inside i love it

  • @thelonelyelephant
    @thelonelyelephant 4 роки тому +1

    crazy how right they were

  • @iam_darthk
    @iam_darthk 7 років тому

    Snoke is Captain Phasma--they're never in the same room together!!!