Your Snoke Theory Sucks
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Finally, for once and for all, Jenny and Steele Saunders from Steelewars get to the bottom of every Snoke theory.
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Jenny unknowingly came up with the best star wars theory Snoke just wants to dance but his dad made him become a Sith lord.
Snokes just wanna have fu-uhn..ohh-oh Snokes just wanna have fun! I could see that.
The “Snoke is Palpatine” one be hittin’ different.
First time I've seen a guest make Jenny laugh and lose her deadpan delivery.
So glad you finally got that chair inflated!
Star Wars Explained Please go out with Jenny... please...
Cave Spider10 bruh he's married.
i need that chair in my life
sorry to be off topic but does someone know a method to log back into an Instagram account?
I somehow lost the account password. I love any help you can give me.
So, did they need two trampolines for Darth Maul?
Good question, but judging by the mechanical legs he got later I'm guessing not.
He actually DID survive the fall
"It doesn't count when you're in the air."
"That's... what falling is."
Anyone: So, palpatine was murdered by Anakin-
JJ: It doesn’t count if he was killed by someone.
Anyone: That’s what murder is.
This is my favorite episode, lol! “Whos that beautiful tiny girl!?”
Ron Howard: She did, in fact, get famous.
Everyone keeps asking "Who is Snoke"...but nobody asks "How is Snoke." :(
12:15 "People like to see old things over again...people don't want new characters, bring me an old character that I saw."
Well now...
If all the theories are just trying to throw us off, would it be a Snoke screen?
"Making my bones downtown... walking fast" - I died.
This guy fundamentally understands how to behave on a show with Jenny.
Also, Snoke is Kyle Katarn. Boom.
Jenny and Steele unknowingly came up with a better explanation for Palpatine's survival than J. J. Abrams at 5:02
"When they were designing the death star, at the bottom of every shaft there was a trampoline so he just jumped back up" i cannot believe jenny accidentally made up an ep 9 spoiler
"Makin' my bones downtown, walkin' fast"
Is Steele the only guest so far that seems to understand and ‘get’ Jenny’s brand of dry humour. I think so. Great Episode
Yeah. Except for Max Landis.
SPOILER ALERT: Jenny isn't actually a millennial! She's actually a well-disguised 46-year-old man named "Jose."
Graham Richardson
I like the disguise, very much.
Busted
Snoke is... Jose
Also not really a falcon.
While I realized she was 46, I had no Idea she was a man named Jose'.. I feel betrayed.
I’m extremely chronically ill, and this video has made me genuinely laugh and forget my worries, thankyou 💖
the energy in this video is so pure
this has aged in a very funny way
Snoke is Alderaan. The planet gained sentience after being blown up, and blamed the Jedi (Obiwan) for not getting the Death Star plans to the Rebels in time. That's why he made Starkiller Base too. As an act of irony, the failure of the Republic caused Alderaan's demise, and so Alderaan became the demise of the New Republic. It's also why he wanted to turn Kylo evil, to kill Han Solo to hurt Leia, because Han did not fly fast enough to Alderaan, and Leia did not try hard enough to stop Alderaan being blown up.
EccentricM Makes perfect sense 😛
Your Smoke Theory is plausible sir. Very very plausible.
Snoke theory God damned autocorrect
"Is this the box? I'm typing a comment here."
"No Dave! Wrong Box!! Stop Dave! Stop before it's too late!!"
I almost fell out of my chair laughing
His identity is a big Snokescreen.
The best show of Screen junkies news. Keep it up Jenny
Had hoped, when the car pillow came crashing back, Jenny would say: You're a bad car.
I feel like Jenny is a total heart-breaker. All the guests fall hopelessly in love with her but she's like "No, I can't be tied down. I must run free!"
I was picking up chemistry vibes that she was having a good time.
Jenny, love your Slender Man arm dance!
Sith
No
One
Knew
Existed
He's not a sith though
what da fuq is a sith? that was never mentioned in the original trilogy.
TALK FICTION ?
Shione Cooper nice
Snok? I mean the E is silent but it's still there, no need to disregard that poor E just because it's silent...
I'm sorry but who gave Max one of those lollipops? I don't think he really earned it.
OMG, Jenny can laugh! ... :o
yes, and all it took was an aussie + a plushy car to the face. go figure.
Since Jenny read my comment we're pretty much best friends now. And yes, it's every bit as awesome as it sounds.
Is there a way to subscribe to playlists? If there were I would subscribe to just Millennial Falcon and nothing else.
Alex Knauth I thot I was the only one who wanted this
I wish you people ran UA-cam. Please run UA-cam one day so we can have this.
shauwn: Oh! I found it, thank you. So they do have the option (if the app has this, why doesn't the website?)
Snoke is a bad car.
Now that your guests know that you are too lazy to fight them, it seems that they have become empowered. You had better make an example out of one of your guests or they will walk all over you.
Yep, she's definitely gotta clock one with a folding chair
I've never commented before, but I have to say, this is really funny. You guys have some really good comedic timing here.
this show cured my depression
The whole Palpatine bit made me laugh so hard
I came for Jenny, but I stayed for the guy hunched over in the corner. I hope one day he realizes he doesn't have to ruin his back in order to capture our hearts.
You don't fool me Jenny, I knew you were Snoke the whole time.
The most awkward goodbye with the producer looking on is an anxiety I can relate to. Good show.
My two favourite Star Wars people chatting shit about dumb theories. I give it an A+
i knew who Steele Saunders was because of Planet Broadcasting 🌏
I dont even like star wars and still i cant miss this show...
Snoke you're snoke. Lol
Best episode yet. A laughing Jenny is a beautiful thing. Lots of fun guys. See you next week.
Best thing on screen junkies
I want a remake where leia is like super tiny
Steele is...
Captain Hammer.
"He threw a car... at my head."
Millicent, General Hux's cat, is Snoke. Everybody knows that!
I think Jenny is Snoke.
The real Snoke was the bones we made along the way
Yes! Finally someone who can keep up with Jenny.
Let's all of us start flowing Mr Steele Saunders!
I really like the dynamic of the producer interjecting into the show
Great episode. And such lovely smiles.
Snoke is a Porg.
All of these Snoke theories are better than the one they actually went with.
Man a lot of characters die by falling off things
(TLJ spoilers)
they called it
Seriously? No Snoke is Jar Jar Binks? That was by far the most compelling theory.
A RED ARROW. A RED CIRCLE. A QUESTION MARK! KIDS! KIDS! AHHH IT IS SO AWESOME!
Jenny can predict anything...except herself.
Luke tells Rey the story of the first people to discover the Force. A brother and sister stumbled upon a tree one day and over time, they realized they acquired power by being near it. This power affected the siblings in opposite ways. For the sister, it was a positive affect making her a force for good. For the brother, a negative affect making him a force for evil. Eventually, the brother killed the sister. Before the sister died, she prophesied that she would one day be reborn and defeat him. Rey is the first force user reborn. Snoke is the brother from the old story; kept alive all these generations by the dark side. Hence, the reason he looks so old and decrepit.
Unexpected bonus Steele Saunders (whose podcast is great) is both unexpected and a bonus!
The trampoline channel brought me here
'Making one's bones' is an American English idiom. How can Jenny not be up to date on it's criminal underworld origins?
Snoke is the director of the 70's Chewie Christmas Special.
The only reason I like the Plagueis theory is because the music that plays during Snoke's appearance is the same as when Palpatine tells the Plagueis story.
I really hope SJN realize what a treasure they have in Jenny. There will be many people who really dont get her style of humor but she is fantastic and that uncomfortable feeling she causes in others is a true gift since it isnt malicious - its just very deadpan and awesome. Oh she could become a superhero names Deadpan! For old people Bob Newhart was like that - humor as dry and a tattoine desert. Keep it up - keep her around and more Millennial Falcon!!!
I feel like at one point in either episode 8 or 9, Hux or Kylo Ren will ask Snoke, "No, but, like, dude, who are you?" and then Snoke will just stare into the camera for a while and then Kylo Ren will look back at the camera as well and be like, "Oh, I completely forgot about the documentary crew here to film us." and then we find out that Star Wars actually happened and was the first documentary ever made and then we also find out that Snoke is just Snoke.
I think this is the most I've seen her laugh ever
I really liked this episode because the silly level is at an all time high!
That arm waving thing has always been Jenny’s trademark move.
And I for one love her for it.
why they didn't put "Millenial Falcon" on the video title?
She quit being a Millenial and decided to have fun instead.
I love this show so much 😅😄😂
Snoke is Chewbacca's son Lumpawaroo. That's the only possible explanation for him not yet making an appearance outside of the novels.
Oh wow, she got it exactly! 10:46 I miss the time before everything went to hell :(
'You are a good car."
You're a bad car.
Snoke & Rey are the original Adam & Eve of the Force, complete with the tree. One went bad one went good. The bad one (Snoke/Victor) wanted to keep physical form forever b/c that's what the evil characters typically (and philosophically) do - see Voldemort, Suaron etc. Rey accepted life/universe and died, but said she'd return one day. Snoke stayed alive for infinity years, knowing one day Rey would return... and she does. This is the awakening. The concept of her meeting Luke scares Snoke because he knows Luke will remind her who she is. Rey is the manifestation of the light, Snoke is the dark. There are some subtle clues of which I can't remember all of them now: "WHAT girl?" "The new jedi will rise (if she finds Luke)" "The light has always called to you."
I'm calling it: Snoke is lumpawaroo! Leia says Snoke took an interest in Ben at a young age, just like Chewbacca's son would...Snoke wanted Kylo to kill Han BECAUSE he was jealous of Han for all the time his dad spent with him. And Darth Jar Jar was Snoke's master. CONFIRMED! ;-)
Kamino was going out of business, so the switch from a clone factory to a trampoline assembly line...
JAFO-PTY Hahaha.
Snoke is the stormtrooper who got mind tricked by Obi-wan in A New Hope.
This guy needs to be on every episode
The best thing about the new Star Wars is the Snoke dance.
I like the Hux is Snoke theory. It's a secret/ reveal and a new character that isn't some rando from the previous trilogies.
Damn, that feel when Steele was hella on-point about Snoke’s height
snoke is that guy who tried selling obi wan death sticks.
he went home and reevaluated his life hard
Jenny Nicholson is to Millennial Falcon as Report of the Week is to Running On Empty
Snoke is Captain Phasma--they're never in the same room together!!!
To be honest Suicide Squad was so crap, I wouldn't have minded if someone started telling me about Darth Plagueis.
The trampoline thing was awesome.
This series is awesome!
it's hard for people to give up snoking
Snoke is obviously Salacious Crumb. Lucas had this planned well before the holiday special.
Jenny only said goodbye once this episode. I'm kind of worried. You okay Jenny?
I enjoyed seeing Jenny get hit in the head. You can make it a weekly thing and call it "Stormtropper Recap"
"Making your bones" is killing someone to join the Mafia. I learned that from The Godfather.
I believe... this IS the box I’m looking for.
AWWWWWW genuine laughs and smiles from Jenny! I've waited so long, and it was worth it! Also, Snoke is Jenny's ex-boyfriend. Dude was never the same after the breakup.