MY FACE HURTS FROM FLYING DILDOS!! Bert Kreischer - FLYING DILDOS (REACTION) Laughed so HARD!!

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  • @matthill5426
    @matthill5426 2 роки тому +119

    btw, when Bert Kreischer comes back to Australia to do a show, he'll tell people which bar he's going to after the show, bring a whole crowd of people with him, and tip the bartenders very well for swarming their bar with people. Then he'll get powerhouse drunk and take pictures with people and joke around with them. He's a really friendly guy to his fans!

    • @AJ-ut8cz
      @AJ-ut8cz 2 роки тому +8

      Well before covid he would do that.

    • @williamswiniuch7527
      @williamswiniuch7527 2 роки тому +3

      @@AJ-ut8cz was just gonna say that

    • @hurleyjc
      @hurleyjc 2 роки тому

      Too bad he's not funny

    • @FillipJPhry
      @FillipJPhry 2 роки тому +2

      He's the best. Met him once, I was at the bar he showed up too in Iowa, United States.
      I didn't go to the show. Didn't know who he was. It was a sight unlike anything I've ever seen. Just before he got there it was like where'd all these people come from... A sea of people

    • @FillipJPhry
      @FillipJPhry 2 роки тому +1

      I am a huge fan BTW

  • @matthill5426
    @matthill5426 2 роки тому +38

    Hellen Keller was an American girl that was blind, deaf, and dumb from birth. She's famous because her tutor Anne Sullivan taught her to communicate by tapping her fingers on her palm in her own language. There's a movie about it, "The Miracle Worker".

    • @CrippledMerc
      @CrippledMerc 2 роки тому +8

      Actually she got sick as an infant and became blind and deaf as a result of the illness. So almost from birth, but not technically. I don’t think she was dumb either, just blind and deaf. If I remember correctly she went on to author a lot of books and got a college degree.

    • @michaelterry3885
      @michaelterry3885 2 роки тому +3

      19 months old... She was born, 20 minutes from where I grew up and currently live....

    • @CrippledMerc
      @CrippledMerc 2 роки тому +2

      @@michaelterry3885 does that still count as an infant or is that age considered a toddler? Idk. I would still consider that age an infant but I don’t have kids and don’t know exactly the definition for each. But ya, might as well have been from birth because it’s functionally the same outcome. Not like it happened when she was a teen or something like that where she would’ve already learned to read, write, and speak before losing her hearing and sight.

    • @michaelterry3885
      @michaelterry3885 2 роки тому +1

      @@CrippledMerc I understand where you're coming from, believe me I get it,...and yes, it can often be somewhat difficult to distinguish between the differences or even Gage the meaning of the the terminologies associated with children especially in early childhood , but, ..as the father of eight "yes 8" children including two sets of twins. I have been forced, by my obligations, duties, and responsibilities as a father.
      " mostly by my wife" to learn and understand these terms and many more .... SO....yes to answer your question... technically I do believe she was a toddler, aka...just learning to walk, or just becoming proficient at it , usually between 9 and 18 months of age toddling around. Hence the term...✌ best wishes..

    • @Lprsti999
      @Lprsti999 2 роки тому +3

      @@greeneyedmex9824 That's the original meaning of the term dumb.

  • @damonbryan7232
    @damonbryan7232 2 роки тому +13

    Bert Kriesher "Daughters" story is hilarious

  • @SP-uh3cl
    @SP-uh3cl 2 роки тому +11

    hope everything is good! It's been awhile since you uploaded. We miss you guys! But take whatever time you need!

  • @annastaysiamarie4429
    @annastaysiamarie4429 2 роки тому +81

    Ed’s face when Kat say “I’m used to having a d*** in my mouth” is priceless!! 😂 I love watching your videos and the two of you together are adorable! Lots of love from the States!

    • @ericyoungstrom5745
      @ericyoungstrom5745 2 роки тому +5

      These two are too cute.

    • @johndrews206
      @johndrews206 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah....we learned a lot in this video

    • @gerry_atric
      @gerry_atric 2 роки тому +2

      Thankful I didn't have to scroll far to see someone comment on that 14:22 comedic gold moment.
      I busted there 💀

    • @BryceLK
      @BryceLK 2 роки тому +1

      @@gerry_atric "Gross. Clean it up. Now.. back to my hunch.."

    • @pauldonohew3084
      @pauldonohew3084 2 роки тому +3

      Just got done wiping coffee off the inside of my windshield. Spit take moment from Kat's matter of fact statement.

  • @neal2216
    @neal2216 2 роки тому +16

    Bert is hilarious! Another one from his is I wrestled with a bear!" MARSHMALLOW, MARSHMALLOW!!! 😂😂😂

  • @angelsilva7287
    @angelsilva7287 2 роки тому +15

    React to Joey Diaz one legged women

  • @ryanwoolsey6972
    @ryanwoolsey6972 2 роки тому +30

    Bert & Tom Segura have a podcast, y’all NEED to react to a certain clip from it…
    Look up ‘Tom discovers Bert drinks Kool -Aid every day’ y’all will cry laughing I promise…:) it’s like a 8 minute clip

    • @roy7758
      @roy7758 2 роки тому +8

      100%. And the Jennifer Aniston bit...

    • @lokithecat7225
      @lokithecat7225 2 роки тому +3

      Dance Battle, you need to see Berts Dance, then the Bert Reaction (Has Toms Video, and Berts Reaction to it)
      Bert Learns To Hip-Hop Dance To Post Malone's 'WOW' - ua-cam.com/video/JB76Kb768v4/v-deo.html
      Bert Kreischer Reacts to Tom Segura's Dance Video - ua-cam.com/video/vUO4dmDPvFo/v-deo.html

    • @sirrus6666
      @sirrus6666 2 роки тому

      oh yes this was hilarious, id also recommend Berts cabin show from netflix (especially ms Pat episode)

  • @Lordcec440
    @Lordcec440 2 роки тому +4

    Miss you guys where are you? 😓😓

  • @oystersnag
    @oystersnag 2 роки тому +4

    Missing your uploads. I hope to see more from you soon!

  • @stephandreyer2944
    @stephandreyer2944 2 роки тому +3

    Bert Kreischer'I Fight A Bear'.
    Bert Kreischer 'Daughter'.

    • @sirrus6666
      @sirrus6666 2 роки тому

      and cabin with Bert - ms pat episode

  • @hansirocks-jammy2154
    @hansirocks-jammy2154 2 роки тому +4

    Where are you guys ??

  • @jonchicoine
    @jonchicoine 2 роки тому +2

    It’s been weeks! Time to upload!

  • @michaelhoward142
    @michaelhoward142 2 роки тому +3

    Thanks for what you do! Much love from Iowa, USA.

  • @alecosmic950
    @alecosmic950 2 роки тому +3

    I read on Reddit that the husband passed away in a car accident. It showed the news article. RIP I loved their channel. My thoughts and prayer goes to the wife and all their family. RIP

    • @Talmeez92
      @Talmeez92 2 роки тому +1

      Are you serious? That is so sad. Can I get the link to the reddit post?

    • @aj897
      @aj897 2 роки тому +1

      Thanks for not even sharing the subreddit...... liar

    • @noelmalik5018
      @noelmalik5018 Рік тому +1

      Bruh give the link or you’re bs

  • @ricejacksonton9750
    @ricejacksonton9750 2 роки тому +4

    His bit about fighting a bear is hilarious as well! Great reaction as always you two!

  • @michaelterry3885
    @michaelterry3885 2 роки тому +1

    Helen Keller was born in Tuscumbia Alabama, less than 20 minutes from my home .
    When she was a little girl just a little over a year 1/2 old, she was stricken ill with a disease that left her both blind and deaf.

  • @sergiogarcia3730
    @sergiogarcia3730 Рік тому +2

    I pray all is well with you guys 🤞🏼🙏🏼

  • @joescarecrow
    @joescarecrow 2 роки тому +9

    Love your reactions. You need to do Theo Von - Me and Darryl Strawberry. from this is not happening. he has a way with words

  • @nicklastorngren5456
    @nicklastorngren5456 2 роки тому +3

    Brad Williams is well worth the watch.

  • @4Everlast
    @4Everlast 2 роки тому +2

    You guys might wanna watch 2 bears 1 cave as Burt and Tom talk about Jennifer Aniston xD

  • @jstanek333
    @jstanek333 2 роки тому +1

    BRAVO!!! Been waiting for this one since "The Machine". Luv you guys!!

  • @profanepersonality
    @profanepersonality 2 роки тому +1

    What blows my mind is that almost no one realizes that Helen Keller learned to speak and gave speeches & lectures later in life, which is why she was so highly regarded. She was blind and deaf, but not dumb.

  • @susang1107
    @susang1107 2 роки тому +2

    Can we all agree Kat is the coolest woman ever? I love you Kat! You have the best sense of humor and I am here for it.

  • @theswullnasty3353
    @theswullnasty3353 2 роки тому +4

    Loved your reaction!
    Please react to:
    “Jim Breuer - Bombing in Sears”

  • @brianr6651
    @brianr6651 Рік тому +1

    “She was a jeeeww” hahahaha had me rolling. Yes she famously is a Dutch Jew. Sort of why she had to hide in WW2

  • @ACU_misfit
    @ACU_misfit 2 роки тому +2

    They have no idea who Rosa Parks and Harriet Tubman are🤣 i don't blame them, it's American History.

  • @GENXleaningright
    @GENXleaningright 2 роки тому

    I love you guys been watching everything you guys have done

  • @tylerkovach9822
    @tylerkovach9822 2 роки тому

    Love the reaction, I hope u are doing great!✌️

  • @EgbertWilliams
    @EgbertWilliams 2 роки тому

    You never saw The Miracle Worker? Patty Duke played Helen Keller and Ann Bancroft played her teacher, Annie Sullivan. They both won Academy Awards for it. It's incredible and true!

  • @gadgetcoder
    @gadgetcoder 2 роки тому +1

    Hellen Keller was blind AND deaf, but she learned to communicate, even talk anyway...

    • @gadgetcoder
      @gadgetcoder 2 роки тому

      @James Doe < I can always use the extra income...

  • @ZERXERZANZIGER
    @ZERXERZANZIGER 2 роки тому +3

    Was a blast while it lasted

    • @edwardbranden7212
      @edwardbranden7212 2 роки тому

      Was looking forward to seeing new content,but sadly no !!

    • @noelmalik5018
      @noelmalik5018 Рік тому

      What happened

    • @noelmalik5018
      @noelmalik5018 Рік тому

      What happened

    • @ZERXERZANZIGER
      @ZERXERZANZIGER Рік тому

      @@noelmalik5018 They laughed at a comedians joke and the woke idiots attacked them. Typical world we live in now where snowflakes are abundant unfortunately.

  • @nba6124
    @nba6124 2 роки тому

    Love from Portugal.

  • @SaltyPirate71
    @SaltyPirate71 Рік тому +2

    Where did you guys go? Hope all is well. 9 months and no posts I assume you said screw it.

  • @HalkerVeil
    @HalkerVeil 2 роки тому +4

    Hope they're alright. Haven't seen these two post in awhile.

    • @MikeKnops
      @MikeKnops 2 роки тому

      Yeah. I hope nothing bad is happening

    • @HalkerVeil
      @HalkerVeil Рік тому

      @@MikeKnops Been 8 months now. Something must have happened.

    • @HalkerVeil
      @HalkerVeil Рік тому

      Nothing posted on any of their social media pages either. That's not a good sign.

    • @MikeKnops
      @MikeKnops Рік тому +1

      @@HalkerVeil Yeah same. I don't have a good feeling about this. Like you said, something must have happened.

  • @iambecomepaul
    @iambecomepaul 2 роки тому +9

    I agree with others here. Two bears, 1 cave… “For Jennifer Aniston’s Safety.” Classic Bert being Bert.

  • @jonhoward2236
    @jonhoward2236 Рік тому +1

    Hello Roos!!!! Jonny 200 here!!!! Sorry I’ve been gone so long!!!!!

  • @AJ-ut8cz
    @AJ-ut8cz 2 роки тому +4

    It's not really something to react to, but his 2 bears 1 cave podcast with Tom Segura is literally the best/funniest podcast ever.

  • @tonycardone990
    @tonycardone990 2 роки тому +1

    Fighting a bear is another good one

  • @reneadinaro8183
    @reneadinaro8183 Рік тому

    The miracle worker was a movie about Helen Keller and her nurse. Pretty famous back in the day.

  • @ozzybloke-craig3690
    @ozzybloke-craig3690 2 роки тому +2

    You guys ok? Haven't seen you in a while. Idk what part of Aus you are from, but I am in the area of flooding atm in Queensland.

  • @SparkimusPrime
    @SparkimusPrime 2 роки тому +1

    You guys crack me tf up 😂😂😂🖤

  • @mikeharrington878
    @mikeharrington878 2 роки тому +1

    That's when you tell your front teeth: "Fellas, we need you to take one for the team..." 😬😬

  • @jasongondie7518
    @jasongondie7518 2 роки тому

    Hello from Texas!

  • @Im-sure
    @Im-sure 2 роки тому

    Well I was crying everywhere you 2 were

  • @JKM395
    @JKM395 2 роки тому

    Dang I love Bert. He's one of he few famous people I'd actually like to meet.

  • @spinav8r
    @spinav8r 2 роки тому +1

    Helen Keller did not invent braille. A French guy named Louis Braille did, hence the name "braille".

  • @mahliz
    @mahliz 2 роки тому

    2 bears 1 cave is amazing as people have suggested. It is him having a podcast with Tom Segura and they don't do the normal lets ease in to stuff, Tom just right off the bat asks the strangest and two hours in to a weird conversation questions you can think off. There are some amazing highlights. The Coolaid story, the Jennifer Aniston story. I will say it is also a lot of them dying from laughter so if you enjoy that you will enjoy it.
    Another nice bit from the same standup as he did both now and the machine story from is when he fought a live actual bear on tv.
    Thanks for another great reaction

  • @funnydylan9834
    @funnydylan9834 2 роки тому

    I love this story I always laugh lmao 🤣

  • @chasingcloudsandflavorrevi9817
    @chasingcloudsandflavorrevi9817 2 роки тому +2

    Hello friends are you on a break?

  • @cherylross4218
    @cherylross4218 2 роки тому

    I seen him live in perth its was awsome

  • @NefariousDreary
    @NefariousDreary 2 роки тому

    This is the best reaction I've seen to this story

  • @realPenrodPooch
    @realPenrodPooch 2 роки тому

    Helen Keller was both blind and deaf. She also invented Braille.

  • @rickbrasseaux1676
    @rickbrasseaux1676 2 роки тому +1

    Two other great clips of him include: Talking about his daughter's period on Conan O'Brien and the other is with his friend Tom Segura on their podcast 2 Bears 1 Cave where they discuss Kool Aid. Enjoy!

  • @shanenolan8252
    @shanenolan8252 2 роки тому

    Cheers ed and cat

  • @Brandon-mx3zx
    @Brandon-mx3zx 2 роки тому +1

    hey, where yall at??

  • @pureogkush4207
    @pureogkush4207 Рік тому +2

    Is roos your name I've been wondering so I figured I'd ask?

  • @Aggressive_Splooge
    @Aggressive_Splooge 2 роки тому +1

    I hope you guys are okay.
    I haven't seen any content in months. 😭

  • @dakotaware6468
    @dakotaware6468 2 роки тому

    The funniest part of the video is the way he said “she was a jewwwwwww” LOL

  • @HerbalHairbear
    @HerbalHairbear 2 роки тому

    I smashed the granny out of that like button

  • @davitofarito
    @davitofarito 2 роки тому +1

    Three words: Yucko The Clown!

  • @Chlllorinee
    @Chlllorinee 2 роки тому

    3AM in iran watching your video after three minutes 😂

  • @cshubs
    @cshubs 2 роки тому +1

    I love this comedy series! Check out Meth Pee, Adventures in Saudi Arabia, and Golden Corral Saved My Life!

  • @hifijohn
    @hifijohn 2 роки тому

    "THE CRAZIEST “1 IN A TRILLION” MOMENTS IN US SPORTS HISTORY!"

  • @robbinsbrandon
    @robbinsbrandon 11 днів тому

    where did you two go!?

  • @AnonymousJ99
    @AnonymousJ99 2 роки тому

    You have to react to Micky Flanagan. He’s a typical Londoner but I think you’ll like his style of comedy.

  • @Chrism1661
    @Chrism1661 2 роки тому

    React to MLB (baseball) fights! Nothing better then seeing a batter rush the mound
    Much love from California

  • @jeffburdick869
    @jeffburdick869 2 роки тому +1

    Roos, where did you go? Its been 3 months!

  • @rp3569
    @rp3569 2 роки тому +4

    Remember when you used to upload vids… yeah me neither

  • @SNORKYMEDIA
    @SNORKYMEDIA 2 роки тому

    Al Murray vidoes needed!!

  • @RenaissanceEarCandy
    @RenaissanceEarCandy 2 роки тому

    We haven't heard from you in a while. You both OK?

  • @Jbatley1
    @Jbatley1 2 роки тому

    Just watched a few of you’re videos, you guys seem really cool. One suggestion from the uk I’m gunna give is Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes 2020. Fucking amazing!

  • @seraphuziel
    @seraphuziel 2 роки тому

    Of you like this story, try Doug Stanhope with his banana show story. I was with him and his brother, circa 1989.

  • @KneeJerkReactions13
    @KneeJerkReactions13 2 роки тому +5

    Hope you guys are okay down there in AUS. Some pretty sketch behavior from your leaders, wow.

  • @paulschumacher4308
    @paulschumacher4308 2 роки тому

    Somehow I had never seen that story.

  • @aussiewombat496
    @aussiewombat496 2 роки тому

    And the photos of the Flying Dildos / Last Unicorn exists. Just like The Machine, it’s based on his real life experiences 😲

  • @bakabaka3281
    @bakabaka3281 2 роки тому

    Hope you guys are okay, havent seen any new videos.

  • @foxxz92
    @foxxz92 2 роки тому

    One of the best stories tellers of all time.But you guys have to react to " the coolaid story " with Tom Segura in " 2 bears podcast in UA-cam " its just a giggle fest, perfect if you need a good laugh. Anyway love you're guys reaccion keep up the good vibes and have a great day

  • @tonyfox6856
    @tonyfox6856 2 роки тому +2

    Y’all good?

  • @ToadStooled
    @ToadStooled 2 роки тому

    where did y'all go?

  • @marcst-maurice111
    @marcst-maurice111 Рік тому

    You should react to - Bill Burr and his wife argue about Elvis

  • @yew2oob954
    @yew2oob954 2 роки тому

    Rosa Tubman...where is the merch?

  • @coot1925
    @coot1925 2 роки тому

    There are very few American comedians I like due to them feeling the need to shout.

  • @shanenolan8252
    @shanenolan8252 2 роки тому +1

    Well as a man of culture i have been to anne Frank's house ( tiny place) and an Amsterdam sex show . I think i meet that Dutch guy .

  • @jeffburdick869
    @jeffburdick869 2 роки тому

    Kat, where'd your watch go??

  • @changingslow
    @changingslow 2 роки тому

    yall should react to some superbowl halftimes i suggest Coldplay’s with bruno mars and beyonce

  • @je__.
    @je__. 7 місяців тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jackkennerley8844
    @jackkennerley8844 2 роки тому +2

    I think they may have broken up …

  • @dakotathompson348
    @dakotathompson348 2 роки тому

    Could you guys react to ‘Love is Gone’ by Slander? There is the real video and acoustic. Both are amazing!!

  • @ShortyRock801
    @ShortyRock801 2 роки тому

    Check out his period party story on Conan

  • @havok6280
    @havok6280 2 роки тому

    Louis Braille invented Braille... thus the name...

  • @xdarockstar9241
    @xdarockstar9241 2 роки тому

    You should react to Joy Diaz mom started a fight

  • @edgarrenteria8898
    @edgarrenteria8898 Рік тому +2

    did they die?

  • @laughinggravy2345
    @laughinggravy2345 2 роки тому

    hi. love your reactions, you seem the perfect couple. can you please react to LEE EVENS when the car wont start. and maybe ( MLB head shots = american baseball. thank you.

  • @Trid3nt861
    @Trid3nt861 2 роки тому

    *Rosa Tubsman*

  • @berisford8547
    @berisford8547 2 роки тому

    Think you should react to Nicky Flanagan stand up, it called useless men & drunk women

  • @AJ-ut8cz
    @AJ-ut8cz 2 роки тому +2

    Come back.

  • @davidhall7783
    @davidhall7783 2 роки тому

    Helen Keller was blind

  • @davidnoel2977
    @davidnoel2977 2 роки тому +2

    Hey guys, just to add another messed up level to all of that is, that his friend Ari ( standing next to him and hosting the comedy show) is Jewish !!! Omg !!!.... right ?!?!

    • @OrionJchess
      @OrionJchess 2 роки тому

      Not to mention that Ari's father is a Holocaust survivor!

    • @davidnoel2977
      @davidnoel2977 2 роки тому

      @@OrionJchess that too... unfortunately

  • @draculis6721
    @draculis6721 Рік тому

    Please react everglow alternative music video by Coldplay please.