Kickstarter Crap - Crystal Wash 2.0

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  • @nikkovalidor4890
    @nikkovalidor4890 8 років тому +697

    for those curious, "bioceramics" is a real thing, but its used for bone or teeth implants
    basically ceramics that dont irritate living tissue for medical purposes.
    they probably appropriated the word since it sounds cool and futuristic

    • @KSR3
      @KSR3 5 років тому +11

      fuck

    • @leafman4701
      @leafman4701 5 років тому +34

      It's kinda like that other kickstarter project that idubbbz reviewed where they said the beer bottle opener was designed by "aerospace engineers"

    • @torreywhiting5402
      @torreywhiting5402 4 роки тому +3

      @@leafman4701 in fact the crystal wash balls have 3 bio rechargable nfc readers in them too
      Same shit lol

    • @gabikralj94
      @gabikralj94 4 роки тому +16

      Anything with a "bio" in it sounds futuristic. Biocars. Biocomputers. Biogarbage. It's garbage, but made out of biomaterial. Future everybody

    • @Jrez
      @Jrez 4 роки тому +8

      It's sort of like the overuse of the phrase "aircraft-grade aluminum," as if it makes a difference whether the aluminum used in my $1 bottle opener is the same that's used in planes or not. Even if it is the same, not only is it generally cheap and very commonly used aluminum, airframes are moving away from basic aluminum alloys in favor of light, strong composites.

  • @anonymationproductions690
    @anonymationproductions690 8 років тому +2412

    How about a cup that sends a message to your phone when its empty

    • @sushischool123
      @sushischool123 8 років тому +3

      lol

    • @frxnkie2675
      @frxnkie2675 8 років тому +177

      Saves that immense ammount of energy used to lean over and look

    • @anonymationproductions690
      @anonymationproductions690 8 років тому

      +Tahwylevisolpxe exactly

    • @gono7209
      @gono7209 8 років тому +18

      So it eternally alerts you if you're not using the cup.

    • @mydadshowering2978
      @mydadshowering2978 8 років тому +159

      How about a charger that sends an alert to your phone when your phone is charged so you know your phone is charged.

  • @gracehunziker6202
    @gracehunziker6202 8 років тому +1140

    4:51 I am from Oklahoma and I can confirm that we indeed use baking soda to wash our clothes on a washboard. But I lost my washboard because a tornado blew away my teepee so I had to ride my buffalo to a new village :/

    • @malemuffin64
      @malemuffin64 8 років тому +31

      You can ride me to the village anytime.
      HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA I live thousand of kilometers away from oklahoma

    • @Zombiedog01
      @Zombiedog01 7 років тому +32

      lmao i am also from okihooma and i also use dem wersh-berds mah buffalo blew away dat one time goin through Moore

    • @dylanpudlak7745
      @dylanpudlak7745 7 років тому +13

      Did you get internet by plugging a charger into the ground, or use the neighbors

    • @andrewguillot9962
      @andrewguillot9962 6 років тому +20

      Dylan Pudlak personally I plug mine in to my cows ass and I use the methane gas to NATRUALLY charge my stuff but I'm not gay

    • @becky7854
      @becky7854 6 років тому

      Grace Hunziker hahahahahahhahaha

  • @ravenlorans
    @ravenlorans 8 років тому +403

    $50 for a set of Blue Balls???? WTF? I get Blue Balls all the time and don't have to pay a dime for them either.

    • @jael9791
      @jael9791 5 років тому +12

      Maybe a couple of drinks bought for the person giving you blue balls

    • @SourChicken1856
      @SourChicken1856 4 роки тому +1

      @Daniel
      You clearly don't know what a simp is

    • @jos26
      @jos26 4 роки тому +1

      @Daniel you are the kind of person that says simp to every interaction with a female

    • @stein1885
      @stein1885 3 роки тому +1

      @@jos26 Now thats the real simpleton maneuver.

  • @ArtTasticCreations
    @ArtTasticCreations 8 років тому +558

    People have been using baking soda to wash clothes, brush their teeth, and clean things in general (like counters, floors, pots, pans, etc) for a long time. It's a great multi-purpose product that lasts a long time and can be used for a lot of things. You can even wash your hair with it. A lot of people use baking soda when they go camping/ hiking because it has so many uses.

    • @ArtTasticCreations
      @ArtTasticCreations 8 років тому +13

      Jessica Miller It's a great cleaning agent for sure. :)

    • @gabbye4986
      @gabbye4986 8 років тому +35

      I use baking soda for laundry, cleaning, deodorizing, and teeth brushing. Works great. You can buy 13.5 pounds for 7 dollars or cheaper depending on where you shop.

    • @ArtTasticCreations
      @ArtTasticCreations 8 років тому +8

      Gabby E Yep. It is a very economic thing to purchase for daily use as well. :)

    • @ArtTasticCreations
      @ArtTasticCreations 8 років тому +20

      NiCoo Schmidt It's actually a pretty effective cleaning method. And really cheap too.

    • @ArtTasticCreations
      @ArtTasticCreations 8 років тому +8

      +n bo Vinegar is also awesome for cleaning and unclogging drains.

  • @raidenpz
    @raidenpz 8 років тому +339

    I like how it has antioxydising effect, yet it supposedly releases H2O2 which is a strong oxydiser...

    • @Sentralkontrol
      @Sentralkontrol 8 років тому +80

      They also say hydrogen peroxide is basic

    • @ethanpreis413
      @ethanpreis413 6 років тому +17

      Im pretty sure the problems with lacing your clothes with hydrogen peroxide go beyond if it's an oxydozer or not lol

    • @torreywhiting5402
      @torreywhiting5402 4 роки тому

      @@ethanpreis413 whats hydrogen peroxide again?

    • @yersipest
      @yersipest 3 роки тому +1

      Torrey Whiting It’s rocket fuel. Fucking rocket fuel.

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 2 роки тому

      @@yersipest That's like saying water is an industrial solvent. Sure, it may be, but that doesn't mean anything.

  • @shadetreesurgeon
    @shadetreesurgeon 8 років тому +1421

    God damn I can't stop watching these 😂😂😂

  • @resistance9028
    @resistance9028 9 років тому +207

    "Raises the pH level of the water to 8.5 or greater" Then it produces hydrogen peroxide, which has a pH of 1-5. rek

    • @svampebob007
      @svampebob007 9 років тому +47

      +ShiverMePenguins it's the organic ceramics you know, when you submerge them in water they say "hey big corporation, FUCK PHYSICS"

    • @Patchuchan
      @Patchuchan 9 років тому +19

      +ShiverMePenguins
      I was thinking the same thing chemistry fail.
      BTW the only way it can raise the water's ph is if the lithium ion battery broke open.

    • @gregoryjohnson460
      @gregoryjohnson460 9 років тому +18

      +Patchuchan Not to mention that our current methods of making hydrogen peroxide are somewhat inefficient due to it's inherent instability. If you could make h2o2 by dunking a ceramic ball in some water you would be rich (or you could just make a BS kickstarter and get rich that way).

    • @joshl1350
      @joshl1350 8 років тому +8

      Hydrogen peroxide has one more oxygen atom than water. Raising the pH level wouldn't add an oxygen atom.

    • @isaiahg7927
      @isaiahg7927 8 років тому

      +Tyler Slogan actually he's right

  • @punman5392
    @punman5392 8 років тому +739

    You can indeed wash your clothes with baking soda. Many people do it. My mom adds baking soda to a wash on top of the detergent. You can also brush your teeth with it

    • @saaros
      @saaros 8 років тому +26

      yeah but brushing your teeth for more than 3 days straight will make your gums bleed.

    • @jaskajokunen3716
      @jaskajokunen3716 8 років тому +25

      You can also use baking soda and water if you have heartburns.

    • @Mutantcy1992
      @Mutantcy1992 8 років тому +11

      +ahomex that's not true at all.

    • @saaros
      @saaros 8 років тому +1

      Mutantcy1992 a dentist told me, and it happened to me...

    • @Mutantcy1992
      @Mutantcy1992 8 років тому +41

      ahomex Maybe you're brushing too hard. Baking soda is way more gritty than toothpaste so if you brush the same way with it, yeah, you'll make your gums bleed because it's like taking sandpaper to them.
      My mom brushed her teeth with baking soda growing up and never had that problem, so it's not impossible.

  • @criticalgeek9187
    @criticalgeek9187 7 років тому +370

    B-b-but iDu-ubbz.. WHERE ARE THEY NOW?!

    • @TanMann23
      @TanMann23 6 років тому +36

      The Critical Geek “e doopz u r a pease of chet plz lowg off of ethernet”

    • @mr.tactown.253
      @mr.tactown.253 5 років тому +2

      He already made the where are they now video for this "product"

    • @derek9956
      @derek9956 5 років тому +1

      "dont you think thats a bit hypocritical, idubbbz, you do the same shit."

  • @Kllrkrtt309
    @Kllrkrtt309 8 років тому +383

    If the pH is above 7 it is a base, if it is below 7 then it is an acid.

  • @CaptainSauce
    @CaptainSauce 8 років тому +175

    The whole time I thought he was going to drop the bomb that bleach raises pH.

  • @remyd.s2286
    @remyd.s2286 8 років тому +55

    It worked- they took the money, sent out an unfinished product and then abandoned the project completely. The comment section of the page is hilarious.

  • @Sentralkontrol
    @Sentralkontrol 8 років тому +894

    None of the science on this project checks out

    • @ethanwood7374
      @ethanwood7374 8 років тому +22

      the man who researched. I salute you.

    • @thomasvieira6069
      @thomasvieira6069 8 років тому +12

      Like most Kickstarter projects.

    • @randomname7918
      @randomname7918 7 років тому +20

      Yeah, like bleaching the fuck out of them for example

    • @madelinep.4389
      @madelinep.4389 7 років тому

      gosh heckie thinking the same thing

    • @terminator572
      @terminator572 7 років тому +3

      David Kommar wait isn't bleach basic?

  • @BobRoss_lover
    @BobRoss_lover 8 років тому +364

    He isn't an average dude... he is a gay genius.

    • @vincentherrera9170
      @vincentherrera9170 4 роки тому

      He has a girlfriend lmao but he a Simp cause she got an onlyfans

    • @olw284
      @olw284 4 роки тому +1

      He's a man with a d**k

    • @KeziaTv
      @KeziaTv 4 роки тому +7

      @@vincentherrera9170 wooooosh

    • @MaxMalevich
      @MaxMalevich 3 роки тому +2

      @@vincentherrera9170 I really hope that this was said sarcastically, but in any case, it's not to topic

  • @stringcheeseofficial1977
    @stringcheeseofficial1977 9 років тому +839

    Clothes don't need antioxidants.

    • @Cssfiend
      @Cssfiend 9 років тому +162

      +Colleen Millett THEY NEED ELECTROLYTES, IT'S WHAT THEY CRAVE

    • @Crohniponi
      @Crohniponi 9 років тому +34

      No they crave the mineral

    • @Will-vl7cb
      @Will-vl7cb 9 років тому +9

      I crave dat mineral bruv

    • @demonetizeddemonetisedinmy1890
      @demonetizeddemonetisedinmy1890 9 років тому +10

      +Colleen Millett Electrolytes - It's what the plants crave.

    • @GerikDT
      @GerikDT 9 років тому +35

      +Colleen Millett Have fun when all your clothes are riddled with cancer and have tumors that you can't iron out.

  • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
    @TrueUnderDawgGaming 8 років тому +60

    Love the video and the unibrow. It's coming in nicely.

    • @bbunky
      @bbunky 3 роки тому +2

      Yoooooo underdawg

  • @WhatAreYouBuyen
    @WhatAreYouBuyen 7 років тому +387

    OH BOY! Another "Change the way you ______" project...

    • @WolieIsHot
      @WolieIsHot 6 років тому +2

      WhatAreYouBuyen funny thing is when he was alive Billy Mays advertised the Oxyclean wash ball

  • @scottpearson9846
    @scottpearson9846 8 років тому +69

    I'm a chemist Irl, and the way detergent works is by bonding with things attached to your clothes and it lifts it off. It also is alkaline, which causes grease and other fatty oils to dissolve in it (water doesn't work). So raising the pH would help, but 8.5 is rather low.

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 5 років тому +1

      Sorry for this late response, but doesn't water at least wash away some things, not because of ph per se but moistening of the grime and it getting repelled?

    • @Soniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic
      @Soniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic 4 роки тому +4

      @@nathanclark2424 Water does have some natural ability to do that technically but in the context of stained or dirty clothes it won't be able to lift these bits and pieces off just through moisture and kinetic force. If you read more about how soap/detergent functions you'll see why it's needed for any 'real' cleaning.

    • @jesslee188
      @jesslee188 4 роки тому

      Nathan Clark water will be repelled by some materials, such as oil

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 3 роки тому +1

      @slapypenguins101 that's not kinetic force, that's you literally pushing away the dirt with your other hand. The equivalent would be just letting the tap pour water on your hand without you rubbing them together.

  • @terranova9963
    @terranova9963 8 років тому +104

    😂lost it at "my clothes smell like period blood."

  • @EMETRL
    @EMETRL 8 років тому +79

    the first comment on their website is "refund please"

  • @zawzero
    @zawzero 8 років тому +123

    My grandma who died in 1993 had one of those, it has been around a lot longer than 2008.

  • @l0lLorenzol0l
    @l0lLorenzol0l 8 років тому +46

    My grandmother has one of these. According to her it works, but only on "light" clothes and in small quantities.

  • @RenoRedhead77
    @RenoRedhead77 7 років тому +48

    I'm fairly certain oxyclean did this first. I remember billy mays talking about the oxyclean detergent ball.

  • @lukewarm6973
    @lukewarm6973 8 років тому +29

    "Raises the PH balance to make a natural hydrogen peroxide to 8.5"
    Water PH balance: 6-7
    Hydrogen peroxide: 2-3
    Now, I'm no math major, but I think Hydrogen peroxide is LOWER than water

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 8 років тому +23

      But Water + 8.5 ph + crystal ball of magic = Hydrogen peroxide
      You clearly didn't pay attention in Sorcery class.

    • @CelticBananas
      @CelticBananas 8 років тому +5

      +spiritbx1337 I thought that was only in ap sorcery

    • @lukewarm6973
      @lukewarm6973 8 років тому +2

      +spiritbx1337 No no, you're thinking of Dark Magic class

  • @DevoidKitsune
    @DevoidKitsune 8 років тому +100

    Baking soda goes well with ceramic testicles.

  • @nicholassingleton6488
    @nicholassingleton6488 8 років тому +113

    I'm surprised that there was no crystal meth joke.

    • @lukewarm6973
      @lukewarm6973 8 років тому

      +Mei Ki Cystal meth, or bad puns you may ask? Answer: Yes

    • @Johnny-ws1oh
      @Johnny-ws1oh 7 років тому

      Mei Ki 0:06

  • @Joe_Caruso
    @Joe_Caruso 6 років тому +7

    Whenever he brings up "mom and dad probably divorced, worse shake up of your life" I die every time

  • @trollardo
    @trollardo 8 років тому +21

    This scam was founded with $270.000, really is awesome how this old scams are successful in Kickstarter.

  • @ephilbin
    @ephilbin 9 років тому +123

    Raising the pH level is such a basic process.

    • @crabbow5409
      @crabbow5409 9 років тому +2

      Bad jokes

    • @legalizerape8584
      @legalizerape8584 9 років тому +3

      Oh I see what you did there.

    • @KITKAT_HUNDRED
      @KITKAT_HUNDRED 9 років тому +4

      LEGALIZE RAPE

    • @dantepaterson9984
      @dantepaterson9984 9 років тому +1

      Josh Rose The pH level is just the acidity level, so adding lemon juice with rais the pH.

    • @ephilbin
      @ephilbin 9 років тому +17

      Dante Paterson pH level is a balance, from 1-14. 7 is neutral. Water has a pH level of 7. Anything lower than 7 is acidic, the lower the number the more acidic. Higher than 7 means basic, like soap and most cleaning products. Acid is sour, bases are bitter.
      This was the daily chemistry lesson. Like, comment, and subscribe...

  • @zwro5045
    @zwro5045 8 років тому +352

    You probably got picked on a little in highschool

  • @Zastava1994
    @Zastava1994 9 років тому +63

    Fuckin' rekt it with that CQuaffeine call-back.
    You are a funny fellow iDubbbz.

    • @dillonreynolds5420
      @dillonreynolds5420 9 років тому +2

      Wrong video mate

    • @Zastava1994
      @Zastava1994 9 років тому +7

      1:20
      Right video mate. He made a joke in this video based on the response he got from CQuaffeine in the previous "response video."
      Get rekt.

    • @dillonreynolds5420
      @dillonreynolds5420 9 років тому +1

      You, my good sir, are an idiot. I was clearly stating that this is not the response video. I never said that he never made a reference to it. All I was saying is that this is not the response video.
      Get rekt

    • @Zastava1994
      @Zastava1994 9 років тому +6

      No shit it's not the response video. I know it's not the response video. Why would you tell me something I already know? Unless you are telling me something you didn't know to make it seem like it was something I didn't know to cover up the fact that you didn't know it! You sneaky little shit. I've got you know.
      Tyrannosaurus Rekt!

    • @dillonreynolds5420
      @dillonreynolds5420 9 років тому +1

      Srdjan Maksimovic haha, you have got me know? learn to spell mate.
      Get rekt

  • @warmachineuk
    @warmachineuk 3 роки тому +21

    I love that the ball has anti-oxidant properties but also creates hydrogen peroxide, which is an oxidiser.

  • @Theproducea
    @Theproducea 7 років тому +5

    The end bit after the outro is by far my favorite thing on UA-cam.

  • @HollowDesert
    @HollowDesert 8 років тому +23

    or you can get laundry detergent at the dollar store.

  • @coby1234ism
    @coby1234ism 8 років тому +156

    I swear he is daniel tosh's brother

    • @chelseaoguike7570
      @chelseaoguike7570 8 років тому +2

      +hey that's pretty good ikr lol

    • @lavishlauren4420
      @lavishlauren4420 8 років тому +1

      Evan Spencer youre fine as fuck

    • @SpicyGelato98
      @SpicyGelato98 6 років тому

      Evan Spencer His much funnier brother. Lol

    • @Nederlance
      @Nederlance 6 років тому

      @@lavishlauren4420 just fucking going for it

  • @adrianh.5939
    @adrianh.5939 8 років тому +40

    Wait, a higher PH is more basic not acidic, right?

    • @bosco5996
      @bosco5996 8 років тому +6

      Adrian H. Lower number is more acidic and higher number is basic

    • @adrianh.5939
      @adrianh.5939 8 років тому +11

      That's what I thought, I think in the kickstarter video there's a false science claim.

    • @TalkAboutaTrapstar
      @TalkAboutaTrapstar 7 років тому +4

      +Adrian H. Well yes and no, a lower PH is more acidic, yet a higher PH is alkaline, and there's not a lot of difference. The PH scale goes from 1-14, and neutral in the middle (7) is what most water's PH is. But, a common misconception of alkalis is that they can't burn you, only acids can. This is not true, there are corrosive alkalis. But actually, if it raised the water's PH to 8.5 it would make it slightly on the alkaline side, like vinegar but not acidic. So it would wash your clothes, as vinegar is a natural cleaner because of it's acidic properties. It goes the same way for water, if it's slightly more alkaline / acidic it can clean better. But also, you don't want to be drinking PH 5-6 water considering hydrochloric acid is at 1 on the PH scale. PH 7 water is best. It can dip or dive in certain areas, that's why some places are called 'Hard water' areas or 'Soft water' areas. Hope this helped!

    • @adrianh.5939
      @adrianh.5939 7 років тому +1

      That is all correct but everything I've learned about acids leads me to believe that adding a H+ ion to an H2O molecule effectively lowers the PH because that is how an acid is made, if instead they added an OH- ion or hydroxide that would raise the PH and make it more alkaline.

    • @dj_sp3rmcount
      @dj_sp3rmcount 6 років тому

      Adrian H. Yes the lower the ph the more acidic it it and the higher the ph means it is more basic

  • @dogf421
    @dogf421 8 років тому +48

    now the funny thing is you can just use bleach to raise the ph of the water because bleach has a ph of like 14 or something.
    you know the strong base that you use to wash laundry.
    maybe they should raise there own ph a little ;)

    • @erafuwa
      @erafuwa 8 років тому +4

      I sincerely doubt bleach has a Ph of 14 because that is the most basic a base can be. But it would probably be high. A Ph of 14 would basically melt your skin off instantly.

    • @dogf421
      @dogf421 8 років тому +1

      tim hassemer probubly true
      its probubly like a ph of 12 or something
      i just googled ph for 2 minutes

    • @pokerbuddy62
      @pokerbuddy62 7 років тому +3

      tim hassemer 14 isn't the most basic a base can be. Things can have higher pH levels

    • @slickl9608
      @slickl9608 7 років тому

      dogf 777 nicr profile pic

    • @Amusia727
      @Amusia727 7 років тому +1

      +tim hassemer *Turn your skin into soap.

  • @supersloth1667
    @supersloth1667 8 років тому +7

    "This might change the amount of THC I take before work" fucking lost it.

  • @CannonGamesV1
    @CannonGamesV1 9 років тому +111

    You missed a good joke at the end there. "You don't need a crystal ball to know that this crystal is a bunch of hog wash."

    • @JoeBrommer
      @JoeBrommer 9 років тому +16

      Nope. That was the opposite of a good joke.

    • @JoeBrommer
      @JoeBrommer 9 років тому +6

      Nope. That was the opposite of a good joke.

    • @TheMourningPalace
      @TheMourningPalace 9 років тому +3

      Nope. That was the opposite of a good joke.

    • @TheMourningPalace
      @TheMourningPalace 9 років тому +3

      Nope. That was the opposite of a good joke.

    • @WeeabooASMR
      @WeeabooASMR 9 років тому +3

      Nope. That was the opposite of a good joke.

  • @HumanTypewriter
    @HumanTypewriter 8 років тому +45

    I think idubbbz had a little PSTD flashback there at the end.

  • @Ari_gnlz
    @Ari_gnlz 8 років тому +13

    I haven't laughed like that in a while. THANKS YOU MR DUBBZ

    • @Ari_gnlz
      @Ari_gnlz 8 років тому

      *****
      Shut the fuck upppp

  • @joniviljami5833
    @joniviljami5833 8 років тому +8

    Baking soda actually cleans tough stains pretty well :D
    mama taught me to put some baking soda + water into tough stains let it sink in for like 30min - 2h then wash it with normal detergent.

  • @laurengails1fan285
    @laurengails1fan285 8 років тому +36

    id rather set my clothes on fire when im done with them

    • @crymsonize7359
      @crymsonize7359 6 років тому +1

      HayleyKiyokoIsMyQueen this comment is a year old but I'm tired and read clothes as children

  • @Keisariii
    @Keisariii 8 років тому +54

    You're like the Daniel Tosh of youtube. it's great.

    • @OddMike
      @OddMike 8 років тому +65

      But iDupspsps is actually funny

    • @jjortiz7504
      @jjortiz7504 8 років тому +3

      HEY, I'm triggered, Tosh is funny.

    • @OddMike
      @OddMike 8 років тому +6

      Pyro No thanks I'm not gonna die over some shitty comedian

    • @jjortiz7504
      @jjortiz7504 8 років тому

      OddMike Edgy

    • @OddMike
      @OddMike 8 років тому +3

      Joseph Of Drakekeep I'm the edgy one and not the dude telling me to die?

  • @George_hodges
    @George_hodges 9 років тому +70

    But the pH level being higher than 8.5 would make it dangerously alkali...

    • @OuijaSTi
      @OuijaSTi 9 років тому +32

      I'm all about that base, 'bout that base

    • @George_hodges
      @George_hodges 9 років тому +31

      OuijaSTi No acid.
      ayy

    • @VoltedOfficial
      @VoltedOfficial 8 років тому +1

      weiner

    • @George_hodges
      @George_hodges 8 років тому

      Volted I have to take physics as a GCSE, so ya know, ez science, mate.

    • @VoltedOfficial
      @VoltedOfficial 8 років тому +1

      George H-M haha

  • @thenospacex3673
    @thenospacex3673 7 років тому +5

    It does work if you use baking soda and some essential oils to make powder detergent.

  • @justarandomguy996
    @justarandomguy996 7 років тому +10

    since ''literally'' lost it's meaning as ''in a literal meaning'' ,we can't sue them for false advertising.just great

  • @TheSilverDragonX
    @TheSilverDragonX 8 років тому +20

    Of course they used "anti-oxidants" no one aver seems to know what they actually are.

  • @philipsnider5079
    @philipsnider5079 8 років тому +14

    I love all the cqaffeine callbacks

  • @AS-wy7tq
    @AS-wy7tq 7 років тому +37

    my water has a pH of 11...guess I don't need detergent anymore 😂

    • @annalisei4924
      @annalisei4924 7 років тому +48

      Damn your water is basic

    • @AS-wy7tq
      @AS-wy7tq 7 років тому +9

      Annalise I there are tons of limestone caverns where I live

    • @Sentralkontrol
      @Sentralkontrol 7 років тому +18

      basic water for a basic bitch

    • @yosemitesam9576
      @yosemitesam9576 6 років тому +1

      Artyom Alexandrov Wtf

    • @DmncPalm
      @DmncPalm 6 років тому

      I would suggest talking to your local representatives and complaining.

  • @fungyfrog
    @fungyfrog 8 років тому +23

    "Raises the ph level to 8.5 or greater" With a quick little Google search, 8.5 ph is seawater. And also the normal ph level of hydrogen peroxide is 1 to 5 based on the concentration. So much you can learn from a quick Google search. Go ahead and prove me wrong, I barely know anything about this stuff anyway,

  • @wildlyaesthetic816
    @wildlyaesthetic816 8 років тому +24

    Its probably only me but doesn't IDubbz kinda look like 11 from Stranger Things

    • @wildlyaesthetic816
      @wildlyaesthetic816 8 років тому

      *IDubbbz

    • @CDNShuffle
      @CDNShuffle 8 років тому +2

      Wildly Aesthetic i cannot unsee it now, at least old idubbzz looks like 11 lol

  • @scound_rel
    @scound_rel 7 років тому +8

    This ball is a popular meme in french youtube poops

  • @KoolBreeze420
    @KoolBreeze420 9 років тому +18

    I could see those balls reducing laundry detergent but get rid of it altogether not possible. I am a stain master there is no stain that I don't know a chemical that can remove it. Hot water detergent and agitation remove most stains, so those balls will add more agitation could allow you to use less detergent and get the same clean.

    • @uglydrummer.
      @uglydrummer. 9 років тому +5

      +KoolBreeze420, how about throwing rocks into the washing machine? =D

    • @turidrowned
      @turidrowned 9 років тому

      Want agitation? Toss a handful of ball bearings into your washing machine, something will be agitated in the end...

    • @KoolBreeze420
      @KoolBreeze420 9 років тому +4

      UglyDrummer That wont work the rocks are too smooth. Without me actually testing this product the best I can say for it is that it may reduce detergent use but it absolutely can't get rid of it. Unless they have added a detergent to the material that is slowly released giving the ball a limited life since it will eventually fade away but their claims with my knowledge of being a stain master are ludicrous, water and agitation alone cant clean detergent must be added to the water and you can research the science behind that.

    • @KoolBreeze420
      @KoolBreeze420 9 років тому +4

      Christian Rankin Your example also wont work they are too smooth.I am a verified stain-master I know what it takes to clean fabric. these balls can't do away with detergent altogether but there is possibility of them reducing detergent use and that's all I said and it's based on real science and experience...

    • @KoolBreeze420
      @KoolBreeze420 9 років тому +8

      +Mike Dejean Yes I am a certified stainmaster, I was given a course on stains when I cleaned carpets the different types of stains and what it takes the clean them. Usually when I tell people this the 1st question I get asked is, How do you remove mustard? The short answer is you can't. The reason you can't is because mustard stains aren't actually stains but is considered to be a dye so you would have to try and use another dye to cover it but i've never seen anyone succeed doing that. The other thing I get asked is how to get candle wax of the carpet and this is actually an easy one you get some brown paper bags get your iron and then place the bag on the wax and iron the bag the wax will stay on the bag. It's quite amazing the 1st time you do it cause it sounds so odd but i've done it dozens of times for customers .

  • @duckdictator6531
    @duckdictator6531 8 років тому +7

    Baking soda is a thing, and it's pretty much the predecessor to traditional laundry detergent.

  • @bendegirolamo7278
    @bendegirolamo7278 8 років тому +12

    1:27 good Ol' CQuaffine

  • @madelinpudsey2421
    @madelinpudsey2421 8 років тому +12

    I use baking soda to clean carpets.

  • @arintheseatsesh6242
    @arintheseatsesh6242 8 років тому +2

    when you voiced over the woman saying "my clothes smell like period blood" that was spot on lmao

  • @jodyrappin
    @jodyrappin 8 років тому +56

    I wish I could sub more than once.

    • @abigail5484
      @abigail5484 8 років тому

      same.

    • @benamblod2952
      @benamblod2952 8 років тому +13

      Just create another UA-cam account an subscribe with it too. ;)

    • @thehoneygrabberz
      @thehoneygrabberz 8 років тому

      ehi, you' re a kripperino....
      You already did create more than one account!

    • @jodyrappin
      @jodyrappin 8 років тому

      lol guess so

  • @gabehash8061
    @gabehash8061 7 років тому +5

    6:22-6:38 thank you, i needed this.

  • @Gadtkaz
    @Gadtkaz 9 років тому +33

    Literately? More like illiterately. High five anyone?

    • @MadWasp01
      @MadWasp01 9 років тому

      Sure. *raises arm*

    • @jemvee3830
      @jemvee3830 9 років тому +1

      [wipes lubricant on your hand]

    • @MrSuperman1000000000
      @MrSuperman1000000000 9 років тому

      +Gotohellcadz Hive five and no i didnt mispeled :D

    • @lolitsme
      @lolitsme 9 років тому

      *jacks off in public*

  • @kgedgeyo5839
    @kgedgeyo5839 3 роки тому +2

    “I’m glad you mentioned that Felix”
    - Dayron Arias

  • @hannahalexandra1419
    @hannahalexandra1419 7 років тому

    you make me life aloud (not lol, but actually laugh) at almost all of your videos.
    thank you for that, sincerely.

  • @FollowerofDuck
    @FollowerofDuck 7 років тому +7

    Literately none of the science of the crystal ball checks out.

  • @rurushu8094
    @rurushu8094 7 років тому +6

    Ceramics cannot be synthesised biologically!
    REEEEEEEEE!

  • @PolenarTactical
    @PolenarTactical 9 років тому +17

    Haahha. You, sir, are a genius!

  • @extremelyhappysimmer
    @extremelyhappysimmer 8 років тому +2

    i like how they say "wouldnt it be nice to know when you need to recharge?" i dont need to recharge laundry detergent lol

  • @Bixen_Bings
    @Bixen_Bings 2 роки тому +5

    If you look at the comments of the crystal wash, its just a bunch of people now wanting refunds, I wonder why...

  • @jehen15
    @jehen15 8 років тому +8

    A little update for anyone who didn't research this lately but, the crystal ball wash was a scam. If you look at the comments on the page most complain about how it was a repackaged product and the Bluetooth feature they promised apparently wasn't included.

    • @DanielS-zq2rr
      @DanielS-zq2rr 8 років тому +2

      no fucking shit dude. u dont need to hear their feedbacks to know this

  • @wearefree6961
    @wearefree6961 5 років тому +3

    I’m still here in 2019

  • @rapidrotation
    @rapidrotation 9 років тому +7

    7.8 of 10 for not enough bio-ceramics.

    • @OrangeOctangular
      @OrangeOctangular 9 років тому

      Pokermen!
      Got to gamble them all!

    • @thecakeThief
      @thecakeThief 9 років тому

      OrangeOctangular, Soothsayer of Sour Sausages I will gamble away all my Winga-Binga Pokemon Holo-cards if you can guess their stats without google!

  • @jollyscarecrow
    @jollyscarecrow 5 років тому +1

    "My cloths smell like period blood"
    XDDDDD i can't even... I'm actually crying with laughter. I couldn't stop re-watching that bit.

  • @lolhaha9041
    @lolhaha9041 4 роки тому +2

    i just checked the kickstarter comment page and people are STILL asking for a refund to this day lmao

  • @omegapng
    @omegapng 9 років тому +10

    Who could possibly dislike this?

    • @omegapng
      @omegapng 9 років тому +3

      lostbeaverhead Umm. Are you being serious?

    • @huntergman8338
      @huntergman8338 9 років тому

      NINJAASSASSINGAMERZ It's a sad time when the SJWs ruined sarcasm.

    • @dogtamer
      @dogtamer 9 років тому +3

      felix

    • @fruitcups4682
      @fruitcups4682 9 років тому

      Troll?

  • @synchandle
    @synchandle 7 років тому +16

    Hey Thats Pretty Bad

  • @hannesH3
    @hannesH3 8 років тому +7

    *Successfully raised $268,369 USD*

    • @lukewarm6973
      @lukewarm6973 8 років тому +4

      And the people at kickstarter are reaching Trump supporter stereotype levels

    • @Monkofpo
      @Monkofpo 8 років тому +5

      You mean Bernie?

  • @davidromero4468
    @davidromero4468 7 років тому +1

    You're the only UA-camr I can like a video before I watch it. I know that shit is going to be funny.

  • @katsmith4643
    @katsmith4643 3 роки тому

    The smile that spread across my face when you quoted cquafine

  • @bomethia7412
    @bomethia7412 7 років тому +4

    I thought the title said crystal meth 😂😂😂

  • @Mc47Fan
    @Mc47Fan 7 років тому +4

    If anything, the pH would've needed to be lowered to kill bacteria.

    • @zenyamao4254
      @zenyamao4254 7 років тому

      Tom. And fuck up your t-shirt

    • @MaesterPeemore
      @MaesterPeemore 7 років тому +2

      lower or higher kills either way.

  • @emerald3616
    @emerald3616 7 років тому +9

    Changing pH does do something. the pH scale is from 0 to 14. or from "Battery Acid(0pH)" to "Drain Cleaner(14pH)" or "Hydrochloric acid(1pH)" to "Bleach(13pH)".

    • @sams6090
      @sams6090 7 років тому +8

      bullshit it's just an anime

    • @TalkAboutaTrapstar
      @TalkAboutaTrapstar 7 років тому +2

      +JDARTOR what does basic mean???? I was taught the PH scale as either acidic (0-6) neutral (7) and alkaline (8-14)

    • @mummiedanser1609
      @mummiedanser1609 5 років тому

      Hydrochloric acid doesn't have a set pH it depends on the concentration...

  • @oxherder9061
    @oxherder9061 8 років тому

    easily one of your best videos

  • @joephillips4819
    @joephillips4819 4 роки тому +1

    Im convinced. Ima start washing my clothes with my doo doo.

  • @MrDucklets
    @MrDucklets 8 років тому +4

    I lived in oklahoma... ._. I sprinkled baking soda in my dish soap to make it cleaner

  • @lship69
    @lship69 8 років тому +7

    Literally every single review on the Kickstarter page is like "How can I get my money back" and "I was scammed and they have disappeared off the face of the earth" LMFAOO that's what you get for not doing your grade 8 science homework.

  • @ethelkranz9783
    @ethelkranz9783 8 років тому +3

    My grandma uses baking sofa and grated soap for laundry detergent and she says it's basically free

  • @themusicalwizard613
    @themusicalwizard613 5 років тому +1

    Oh my god! I love the David Bowie reference!!

  • @skyllo
    @skyllo 7 років тому

    edups yes baking soda can be used to soften water for washing clothes. even borax can do that.. and vinegar can be used as a replacement for fabric conditioner.

  • @astockphotoofspaghetti9433
    @astockphotoofspaghetti9433 7 років тому +5

    Does anyone have anything else to do with their money 😂😂😂

  • @Boba-Zach
    @Boba-Zach Рік тому +8

    More kickstart crap!!

  • @backseatslidepuzzle
    @backseatslidepuzzle 9 років тому +14

    so it will let you know when to recharge it in the sun
    "recharge it in the sun"
    *recharge it in the sun*
    whatever i guess it's sicence *pledges 800$*
    also: will this crystal wash wash my crystal meth?

  • @negasonicteenagewarhead3064
    @negasonicteenagewarhead3064 5 років тому +2

    " you look sick. Go eat a burger"

  • @brutalpikachu506
    @brutalpikachu506 7 років тому

    I loved that jaboody dubs reference. I gotta check out his channel again, not sure why I haven't thought of that in years.

  • @boulder_dude
    @boulder_dude 9 років тому +8

    I would buy that dog shit sensing product...good idea "10 out of 10" *~IGN*

    • @dillonreynolds5420
      @dillonreynolds5420 9 років тому +6

      10/10
      I am getting paided for this
      -IGN

    • @CIubDuck
      @CIubDuck 9 років тому

      8/10 - too much water *-IGN*

  • @camomileparfait
    @camomileparfait 7 років тому +19

    My grandma literally has this crystal ball...

  • @rookiebear1124
    @rookiebear1124 8 років тому +6

    holy fuck was 6:20-6:38 a bad time to try a take a bong rip I was losing it

  • @joeyherman826
    @joeyherman826 7 років тому +1

    you stop me from finishing my homework i love you for that

  • @criddslaso1023
    @criddslaso1023 7 років тому

    This is one of the best episodes

  • @thezodiac8973
    @thezodiac8973 7 років тому +6

    I use it to clean my guilty conscience