Hi fellas, I hope you will enjoy this song by @sockhampton and the art I made for it! Sockhampton made another version of The Tale of Tomar the Terrible with more lore, amazing puppets and a special appearance by Joshua Tomar himself! So please go check it out once you're done watching! In other news I'm open for commissions for Christmas or any other occasion, it helps a lot so if you want to make me happy please send me gold and I'll send you some funny pictures I made: -> ko-fi.com/iwana Have a great day and thanks for watching!
I don't remember the video specifically but there is a video where they ask tomar what he would do if someone broke in and threatened him with a big "machet-eye" and he bar for bar says machet-eye and spaghett-eye right next to eachother making fun of their pronunciation and how it would tip him off to their presence. So not only is the rhyme a banger, it's Tomar CANON
"The bodies of your family I shall pour upon you. You will be buried alive in the smoldering crater you once called a home. No one but the dead will hear your cries for mercy." - Tomar The Terrible
He was one of the coldest bastards to ever live. When they finally caught him his final words were simply "I did not do that you guys are lying" with an evil smirk.
@@some_guy117yeah but how often do you think he faces death? He has a song made after him he usually sends his little pawns in his game to kill for him
@@GasMaskedThings It helps no one to be reductive. I believe that that we are here implies to some degree that there are forces larger than us. Now, we can get into the semanticalities...
Chris: Tomar, what would you do if you were teleported and turned into a sick pirate with the spanish flu? Tomar: i don't know, i think i would be pretty upset
Cuz, dude. Tomar the terrible has been employing his psychokinetic brain waves into your mind. He’s slowly indoctrinating you into the crew, you’re now a pawn in his big game.
I used to sail with Tomar back in the day and I thought that Tomar was a pretty upstanding matey, but one day while I was plundering Tomar grabbed my shoulder and said “watch this!” And pulled some gum out of his mouth and rustled it in my hair. Not cool dude.
Genuinely impressive. Every once in a while somebody ups the bar for oneyplays animations. This definitely blew it all out the water, like Tomar did in 1660.
I feel like the metric any sea shanty must meet is to be easily memorable and I've had the chorus stuck in my head after a single listen. So great job. I'll definitely be memorising this as a warning to all my fellow sailors so they will rightly fear Tomar.
Wealth, fame, power. The king of the pirates Joshua D. Tomar had this and everything else the world had to offer, and his final words drove countless souls to the sea: "My Tomar Emeralds? If you want them, they're yours so search for them!"
Imagine being a pirate/sailor etc, knowing nothing of Tomar, finally getting back to the pub after however long at sea. You sit down with your tankard of wobbly water, then people start to notice the emerald on your necklace. The whole tavern goes deadly quiet. "You know who that belongs to, don'cha BOY...?" bellows a voice from the back of the bar. Band starts to play, patrons join in, and you just hear this...I wouldn't even LOOK at the sea, let alone SAIL on it. 🤣
The craziest thing happened to me when I met Tomar. I was so nervous, but he was super kind and understood my anxiety and was cool about it when I asked for a picture together... it makes me think some of the stories online about him are somewhat exaggerated to make him look bad....
Well, when i met him, he told me that i look just as ugly and "as if mauled by a bear" as the last guy he had to pretend to be nice to, just because the police were watching. And when i told him how fucked up that was, he put a generarional curse on my bloodline and shaved all my hair off
Sounds like you fell under the spell of his Bill Clinton-like "Reality Distortion Field" They say Tomar is so effortlessly, venomously charismatic, he can approach you and make you feel completely isolated... even in a crowded room full of people. Like he just sucks you out of the collective consciousness-makes you feel like the finger of God has come down and touched you when he noticed you. How fortunate you must feel to have his attention.
This shit ain't subtle. I feel like there are a large number of oneyplays fans who think they actually bully tomar because he's jewish and that's why it's funny
My son once scoffed at tomar when he saw him. Tomar ran over and dragged him off as he screamed. I thought he was dead, until today, when I saw him again, with a beard and “Tomar #3” written on his forehead.
"The wind is our servant." And "Tis a good day to skin people" are some of his favorites words as he set sail ready to leave trails of destruction and carnage.
1:39 "Tomar the terrible": 85.000,000Ɓ "Zach the smiling fiend": 200,000 Ɓ "Lyle the lizard demon" 30,000 Ɓ "Christopher the clown" 1000 Ɓ "Julian D Dong" 400 Ɓ "Some say Tomar the terrible is secretly the strongest yonko of the grand line."
It feels kinda wierd to say this but this song somehow sounds like an authentic historical sea shanty (sans the memes). A song about the worst man in all of history feels apt.
"I want you to think of the most painful way you could die. I assure you, by the time you draw your last breath, it would have been a kinder fate." - Tomar the Terrible
One of the many crimes Tomar committed was last month when he had "shart-urdays" where he will pick a random public place and shart on people. They all melted into goo due to the radiation Tomar consumed.
How is this, like, the perfect 'pirate' thing? It's like equal parts One Piece feats, Pirates of the Caribbean lore, and Flapjack's visual style and ridiculousness. I love it. Also, coming from another animator who primarily does Oneyplays Animated, it's so genuinely refreshing to see one that is an entirely original concept all the way down to the soundtrack. Animating over the Oneyplays audio is always fun, but stuff like this is next level! You seriously deserve all the attention!
I told my friend that Tomar the Terrible was an old Australian folktale and when he saw the song when he searched and didn’t click he thought it was a real folktale
*The True and Honest Antagonist of One Piece:* - _A part of the Clan of D._ - _Possesses a bounty in the billions._ - _At the age of three, killed Blackbeard and most of his crew, then stole Blackbeard's ship._ - _Encountered the Straw Hats (before the time skip)._ - _Defeated 50 Navy ships, eliminating every Navy sailor._ - _Visited the island of giants (likely Elbaf), killed the king, and took the princess as his wife._
This is incredible. I thought the repeated spaghetti throwing image would grow tired after repeated showings, but the chorus and that shot became iconic to me “The worst man to live, and likely who ever will” is go good, especially coupled with the spaghetti throwing art
HAAAAAAAAARK!!!! HARK TOMAR, HARK! Bellow bid our father the sea king rise from the depths full foul in his fury, black waves teaming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent spaghett-eye!
Hi fellas, I hope you will enjoy this song by @sockhampton and the art I made for it!
Sockhampton made another version of The Tale of Tomar the Terrible with more lore, amazing puppets and a special appearance by Joshua Tomar himself! So please go check it out once you're done watching!
In other news I'm open for commissions for Christmas or any other occasion, it helps a lot so if you want to make me happy please send me gold and I'll send you some funny pictures I made: -> ko-fi.com/iwana
Have a great day and thanks for watching!
Mad respect for not using AI
I can't believe you revealed the backstory on how Tomar got his dent.
I was at my improv class when some rude guy called me “Tomar Beard”. I immediately stormed out when I heard that, I knew people who died on that ship
Yeah, ok Tomar Beard…
I knew people who died on that ship
@@seafreak2237 I knew people who *DIED* 🪑⤴️ on that ship! 🚪🚶♂️
this made me weak XDDD
Are you Tomar in disguise
Rhyming “machet-eye” with “spaghett-eye” is truly genius
Quoth tomar: "i will end you with my machet-eye for you touched my spaghet-eye"
I don't remember the video specifically but there is a video where they ask tomar what he would do if someone broke in and threatened him with a big "machet-eye" and he bar for bar says machet-eye and spaghett-eye right next to eachother making fun of their pronunciation and how it would tip him off to their presence. So not only is the rhyme a banger, it's Tomar CANON
@@totallytravicious Aw yeah it was in Hitman I think.
The "Tomar #1" written on his forehead did indeed make me unconsciously think "wow, this guy must be the best pirate"
I didn't even notice that, I don't remember drawing that on his forehead at all!
Zach speaks truth 😂
For some reason it made me subconsciously want a big mac...
Joshua D. Luffy
The truth manifested itself into image, tomarshallah. @@IwanaTry
"In one hour.. those of you still alive... will envy the dead."
- Joshua Tomar.
"The bodies of your family I shall pour upon you. You will be buried alive in the smoldering crater you once called a home. No one but the dead will hear your cries for mercy."
- Tomar The Terrible
@ God damn that’s tight brother
Soviet Treasure Island reference.
"I've been dead for 35 years... today is the day I LIVE." -Joshua Tomar
@@forgottenashes8299 Let me clue you in, Jaxxy. I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS. I. AM. THE DANGER.
- Joshua Heisenmar
Zach is walking the plank because he tricked Tomar into seeing the chewing creature gif again
You tricked me with the chewing creature gif for the last time so says I Tomar of the Tomar clan.
@Jasper_Silva the first time AND the last time.
“This is the last time you show me that cursed parchment Zachary.”
Tomar's reaction: "That's not true."
(fingers crossed behind back)
@@Brimbo fingers crossed in buttcrack
@@Brimbosmile curling up at the lips like the grinch
@@VionysusSmiles dagger drawn
@@PALACIO254 tapping curly toenails rhymically
He was one of the coldest bastards to ever live. When they finally caught him his final words were simply "I did not do that you guys are lying" with an evil smirk.
and he crinkled his toes as he said it.
@@Leghendso you KNOW that it's true and he's not lying
I need this to be an episode on Smiling Friends where Charlie and Pim go on a pirate adventure to help Tomar the Terrible smile again
And he smiles his iconic brown smile
@@duckduck-oi8yv truly
And it’s Lyle doing his tomar impression, or tomar doing Lyle’s tomar impression
What are you talking about? Clearly Tomar smiles in the face of death and danger, the government just want him to back off
@@some_guy117yeah but how often do you think he faces death? He has a song made after him he usually sends his little pawns in his game to kill for him
"Yo Ho" is how Tomar the Terrible greets his wife
followed by a can of spaghetti flying at high speed
This is fabulous! 😌 I'll be singing this in the shower.
Thank you Mr.JabaToons, hope you smell better now
"I'll be singing this while you shower, too" said Tomar from inside your closet
“Yo ho here’s the tale of Tomar the Terrible, the worst man to live and most likely who ever will” is such a fuckin catchy rhyme I love this shit
"Hey Jaxxy check out this cool theme song!"
No Tomar NOOOO
Danny Elfman wrote it
Tomar will love this, then pull out his revolver and say "Do you believe in God?"
classic tomar
that's a complicated question, it depends on what you mean by god
@@LobotomyGamingyes or no?
@@GasMaskedThings It helps no one to be reductive. I believe that that we are here implies to some degree that there are forces larger than us. Now, we can get into the semanticalities...
@@LobotomyGamingdamn beat me to it
I'm really looking forward to Tomar's kids finding all these Tomar videos.
You're so right
We grow closer to the danger of Tomito discovering and upholding his father’s legacy, God save us all...
Legit though. He’s gonna have to explain this to them at some point, even if oneyplays is all said and done, it shall be preserved. No escaping it.
Twomar the even more terrible
@@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 The malignant Twomar
Tomar found the one piece but flat out won’t tell anyone
He found it but moved it, like 50 feet from where it should be so no one could ever find it.
Thats where one of the emeralds resides, and the rest are just as hard to find.
He also cut it in half to make it the two pieces
The One Piece is all 7 Tomar Emeralds
Lol his cap is like the straw hat
Tomar the Terrible has Mr. Bean crucified high on his largest mast to show off that he would not even fear the gods themselves.
Chris: Tomar, what would you do if you were teleported and turned into a sick pirate with the spanish flu?
Tomar: i don't know, i think i would be pretty upset
jeez, why can I hear them more clearly than my own inner monologue?
Cuz, dude. Tomar the terrible has been employing his psychokinetic brain waves into your mind. He’s slowly indoctrinating you into the crew, you’re now a pawn in his big game.
I used to sail with Tomar back in the day and I thought that Tomar was a pretty upstanding matey, but one day while I was plundering Tomar grabbed my shoulder and said “watch this!” And pulled some gum out of his mouth and rustled it in my hair. Not cool dude.
Gosh I'm glad I didn't have to animate THAT, that's awful!
Other scallywags would start calling me gum beard. I haven’t been able to shake this name since. Curse you Tomar…
@@waltuh2412Better hope word of this curse you uttered against Tomar never reaches his ears. I’m sure he has access to WAY more gum by now.
Inhuman behavior
When Tomar finds this, you better hope his ship doesn't appear in front of your house, Iwana. You're letting his secrets out.
“Hey Jaxxy I just killed your giant papa and now you are my beautiful wife”
"Hey Jaxxy, check out my theme sooough."
The tree star of David lmao
Like given
"This track is fiiiire." said Tomar, while lighting a molotov outside of Iwana's home.
That ship design is so god damn sick. The red wood looks like flesh. It truly strikes fear.
I just figured it was a giant skinned Tomar from the get go.
@ If you look at how the head is attached you realize that it’s still Blackbeard‘s ship he built onto
It reminds me of the ghost ship from wind waker
Wdym it is made of flesh and bones
It is made of flesh
The sheer amount of the easter eggs in this just tickled me so much, i especially enjoy the including of Julian and Ding Dong
I miss those 2 😢
It's always wonderful working with our first mate Iwana.
That sounds like a eulogy
Mantaquise
I adore that the joke of "lets make up that this guy who's nothing but good vibes is actually evil" has spawned this much lore ❤️
Massive Flapjack vibes. Also it is really funny that this actually goes hard as a shanty.
Ahoy mateys, I brought you home some FUCKING FOOD!!
TOMAR NOO!!! NNNAAAOOOOOOOO
Goodnight Sailor…forever
NAAAAYE! NAYE, CAP'N NAAAAAYE!
Apparently Tomar would starve his crew, and the first one to call out his name out of hunger would be pelted with canned Spaghetteye
Genuinely impressive. Every once in a while somebody ups the bar for oneyplays animations. This definitely blew it all out the water, like Tomar did in 1660.
I feel like the metric any sea shanty must meet is to be easily memorable and I've had the chorus stuck in my head after a single listen. So great job. I'll definitely be memorising this as a warning to all my fellow sailors so they will rightly fear Tomar.
Sockhampton is a great composer, he did a phenomenal job!
Imagine a smiling friends episode where the gang has to meet Tomar and keep him from *gulp* performing his famous cockroach vs toddler fights.
Has to be the best piece of Oneyplays Fanwork to come out to date.
Wouldn’t this be the OneyPiece?
I love this so much. I personally always thought the pirate archetype was based off of Tomar's life.
It truly would make sense
0:12 omg Tomar kidnapped Zach and raised him to be apart of his crew WHAT
See the One Piece is actually proof that Tomar the Terrible not only still exists but is standing right behind you.
Gulp
Wealth, fame, power. The king of the pirates Joshua D. Tomar had this and everything else the world had to offer, and his final words drove countless souls to the sea:
"My Tomar Emeralds? If you want them, they're yours so search for them!"
Can we please pass this down generations until it become a folk tale of blurry origins like the House of the Rising Sun?
Imagine being a pirate/sailor etc, knowing nothing of Tomar, finally getting back to the pub after however long at sea. You sit down with your tankard of wobbly water, then people start to notice the emerald on your necklace. The whole tavern goes deadly quiet. "You know who that belongs to, don'cha BOY...?" bellows a voice from the back of the bar. Band starts to play, patrons join in, and you just hear this...I wouldn't even LOOK at the sea, let alone SAIL on it. 🤣
This video makes Tomar seem like such a nice, cheerful guy while in reality he is way more despicable than any media will ever be able to portray him
Dude this shit so fucking good, i want to see luffy fight him.
I might draw that haha
@@IwanaTry YOU DREW IT
The craziest thing happened to me when I met Tomar. I was so nervous, but he was super kind and understood my anxiety and was cool about it when I asked for a picture together... it makes me think some of the stories online about him are somewhat exaggerated to make him look bad....
Somewhat exaggerated, maybe...
Well, when i met him, he told me that i look just as ugly and "as if mauled by a bear" as the last guy he had to pretend to be nice to, just because the police were watching. And when i told him how fucked up that was, he put a generarional curse on my bloodline and shaved all my hair off
Sounds like you fell under the spell of his Bill Clinton-like "Reality Distortion Field"
They say Tomar is so effortlessly, venomously charismatic, he can approach you and make you feel completely isolated... even in a crowded room full of people. Like he just sucks you out of the collective consciousness-makes you feel like the finger of God has come down and touched you when he noticed you. How fortunate you must feel to have his attention.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convicing the world that he was cool and super kind when the original bilb ono asked him for a picture
@@gonzoGnostalgicyou seem like you like homestuck
I’ve been saying it for decades now, This video/song deserves at least one billion views.
Deserves one view per soul slain by Tomar
Someone send this to them ASAP. Best fan animation I've seen in a long fuckin time
Tomar looking dangerously close to a 1900s german caricature
This shit ain't subtle. I feel like there are a large number of oneyplays fans who think they actually bully tomar because he's jewish and that's why it's funny
My son once scoffed at tomar when he saw him. Tomar ran over and dragged him off as he screamed. I thought he was dead, until today, when I saw him again, with a beard and “Tomar #3” written on his forehead.
the first time i ever met Tomar The Terrible, he said "Yar Har" so loud that my ears popped and i'm still partially deaf to this day
Im eating cookies (cunky's) right now and this made me spit then out on my tablet, idk why i was just caught off guard 😂
This is great. I slapped my big red belly in delight throughout.
My favorite was machet-eye
This is AWESOME! And super catchy! I cannot wait to see how Tomar feels about this song existing
tomar will go "so what? i did all these things it is true"
Fun fact: This is a part of a longer video that Tomar actually cameoed in!
😳
"The wind is our servant." And "Tis a good day to skin people" are some of his favorites words as he set sail ready to leave trails of destruction and carnage.
1:39
"Tomar the terrible": 85.000,000Ɓ
"Zach the smiling fiend": 200,000 Ɓ
"Lyle the lizard demon" 30,000 Ɓ
"Christopher the clown" 1000 Ɓ
"Julian D Dong" 400 Ɓ
"Some say Tomar the terrible is secretly the strongest yonko of the grand line."
Lyle the one-eyed snake
"Lil Adam" 1000 B (+50 B if he hosed down your shop)
It feels kinda wierd to say this but this song somehow sounds like an authentic historical sea shanty (sans the memes). A song about the worst man in all of history feels apt.
Thank you! It was super fun to write and record.
It really does!
I'd like to believe the whole verse about the island of giants was just a joke about Jaxxy being much taller than him.
Lmfaaaaaoooooo
People who don't love onleyplays are gonna hear this and love it. This is genuinely good af
"I want you to think of the most painful way you could die. I assure you, by the time you draw your last breath, it would have been a kinder fate."
- Tomar the Terrible
This feels like an opening song to a series's main angtagonist that plays in the first episode to hammer down who the main characters are dealing.
You’ve created a ear worm, I’ve been humming this for 24 hours straight. I’m tomo cursed
Imagine how confused the casting people are when they decide to check Tomar on Internet.
get this man on smiley friends
'Tomar what would you do if you had a sea shanty depicting your sea crimes?'
ok but seriously this kicks ass so hard I freaking love this
For a parody the song goes really hard for some reason I like it
1:43 is my favorite shot, the design of all the boys is amazing, and thank you for including Dingdong and Julian ❤
One of the many crimes Tomar committed was last month when he had "shart-urdays" where he will pick a random public place and shart on people. They all melted into goo due to the radiation Tomar consumed.
How is this, like, the perfect 'pirate' thing? It's like equal parts One Piece feats, Pirates of the Caribbean lore, and Flapjack's visual style and ridiculousness. I love it.
Also, coming from another animator who primarily does Oneyplays Animated, it's so genuinely refreshing to see one that is an entirely original concept all the way down to the soundtrack. Animating over the Oneyplays audio is always fun, but stuff like this is next level! You seriously deserve all the attention!
I told my friend that Tomar the Terrible was an old Australian folktale and when he saw the song when he searched and didn’t click he thought it was a real folktale
This was so good that it even temporarily calmed Tomar's demeanor. There were only 5 missing merchant ships today instead of his usual 56.
To quote Adam P: “this is a great thing to have floating around about me”
why is this genuinely one of the most high effort fan oney animation I've ever seen, I hope tomar sees this vid lmfao
The marriage that is Tomar's thrown can being a can of spaghett-aye is absolutely magical
ahh I remember my grandma would sing this to me when I was just a wee homunculus
this man could totally make a little cartoon on adult swim or something
I am NOT being held at Emerald-point to decry the depictions put forth by this shanty. This was fantastic
the captions were such a good idea I can't stop singing along now lmao
now I'm singing it at work. god help us all (great song fr fr)
He got him the crew of the scariest scoundrels and Adam.
*The True and Honest Antagonist of One Piece:*
- _A part of the Clan of D._
- _Possesses a bounty in the billions._
- _At the age of three, killed Blackbeard and most of his crew, then stole Blackbeard's ship._
- _Encountered the Straw Hats (before the time skip)._
- _Defeated 50 Navy ships, eliminating every Navy sailor._
- _Visited the island of giants (likely Elbaf), killed the king, and took the princess as his wife._
So far this has taken the place as your magnum opus
Pirates wearing baseball caps is historically accurate, well almost sort of.
This Tomar guy seems like a naughty boy
yea i heard he threw a can at his wifes head
One time Tomar walked into the Whole Foods in Burbank and stuck his finger in my bum-bum. I felt totally videlated.
This is incredible. I thought the repeated spaghetti throwing image would grow tired after repeated showings, but the chorus and that shot became iconic to me
“The worst man to live, and likely who ever will” is go good, especially coupled with the spaghetti throwing art
Tomar went to my parents and gave them a can of coke, then forced them to give him my little brother due to “the law of of reciprocity”
It was thoughtful to portray Jaxxy as a giant princess
Legit watched this over and over since I found it. SO catchy
Ok, cuz he’s born from a “snake and devil”, my head canon is that Tomar is the son of Boa Hancock and Luffy lol 😂
The fact you included machet-eye and spaghett-eye 😂😂😂 Lmao
I'm pretty sure the gods (or a dæmon attached to me) whispered it in my ear.
Tomar #1 implies there is a second one...
Confirmed that Tomar out scales Blackbeard from one piece 1:08
New Agenda
A new Tom-arch perchance?
@@jjayala5512 it's Tomarchived in the Tomanifesto. His Tomargenda
Even scarier. He beat Blackbeard offscreen, where BB had the advantage.
@@wekashipo7507he offscreen the offscreen king
That explains why Jaxy needs their house to be 50 feet tall in even the smallest of rooms.
"Look Tomar, it's you!"
Another Iwana banger
On moonless nights you can sometimes hear him cackle
This may be the best shanty to drop in several hundred years
Absolutely brilliant, despite the very grim subject I loved every second of it and WILL be singing it around the house.
Hey! Jaxxy! Look at this cool theme soOoOOoo- *gets a stroke*
I was gonna say I hope this is one Spotify, then checked Spotify, thank you and everyone who worked on this glorious piece of art
Thank you and have fun listening to it on Spotify!
Now, this is something Tomar can truly say, "Jaxxi look at my theme sonnnnguh-"
Gonna blast this in proximity chat in sea of thieves now
Gonna trigger heart attacks in people
HAAAAAAAAARK!!!! HARK TOMAR, HARK! Bellow bid our father the sea king rise from the depths full foul in his fury, black waves teaming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent spaghett-eye!
Tomar killed five of my father's siblings with his iconic can of spaghetti.
I once stole tomars spaghetti and he squashed my head like a hammer headed shark
Honestly it could have been worse, you're lucky
Did you get his plates?
3:24 good taste
How Tomar met Jackie