Kindling Cracker- Firewood Kindling Splitter Review

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  • @atbpsycold5380
    @atbpsycold5380 5 років тому +27

    I was on the fence about getting one of these but after seeing how much "kindling" you made in 5 minutes...That's a weeks worth of fire wood for my rocket stove! Thanks for the review! Made my decision really easy!

  • @101kiwi
    @101kiwi 10 місяців тому +17

    A 13 year old girl in New Zealand invented this. It won the farming invention of the year in New Zealand. Well done to her

    • @aaronchandler2380
      @aaronchandler2380 7 місяців тому +2

      Yeah, sure she did…

    • @RhysClark97
      @RhysClark97 6 місяців тому

      @@aaronchandler2380 google is free, she did, her name was Ayla Hutchinson

  • @ibislife
    @ibislife 3 роки тому +9

    I just bought this today, what a gamechanger. Here in Norway we have sub zero temperatures, and I go through a lot of firewood. Easy to split logs in to kindlings.

  • @Chickenfoothomestead
    @Chickenfoothomestead 8 років тому +4

    Heck yeah! That would be a great addition around here. Thanks for sharing this.

    • @homesteadhandyman4481
      @homesteadhandyman4481  8 років тому

      +This Old Homestead I make the job fun and no more chasing around wood that flies all over the place

  • @carmelitagood8193
    @carmelitagood8193 2 роки тому +2

    Wow! I am impressed. I am a 70 y.o. woman, so I think this will really help me. I am buying one today. Thank you so much for the video.

  • @DG4String
    @DG4String 7 років тому +9

    I had seen a couple of vids on this invention, so this weekend, I took some scrap metal I had been saving and I welded one up! All recycled material and it works like a charm. No more narrow misses on the hand holding the stock or chipping my patio when the axe goes thru! If you don't have the equipment and/or materials to build one, this would be a good purchase that will probably last a lifetime.

  • @alexduncanson7101
    @alexduncanson7101 6 років тому +2

    its excellent...just as advertised. Really effective in splitting the wood.

  • @phillyfathead
    @phillyfathead 3 роки тому +5

    I got one and I will never be without one again !

  • @MYPROJECTS101.
    @MYPROJECTS101. 4 місяці тому +1

    Great video and review. thanks for sharing. I will be ordering mine today.

  • @jamesjohnston7952
    @jamesjohnston7952 Рік тому

    I just heard about these. This is a great review that has me convinced that I need one. It will be a much safer way to have my 13 yo help with making kindling. Thank you!

  • @nathanduckeorth806
    @nathanduckeorth806 2 роки тому

    Just got one for Xmas! Can't wait to try it out after watching your video

  • @Terri_Stauffer
    @Terri_Stauffer 3 роки тому +6

    I just got the XL kindling cracker, it has a bigger opening for the wood. Works great and I split my logs and made kindling with it much faster then I did with axe and mallet. I am impressed with how even logs with knots and are twisted split. They need a few more strikes with mallet but split better then axe with I find gets struck in wood. It was on sale at Northern Tools and well worth the price,

    • @Phewy
      @Phewy 5 місяців тому

      I see this listed for $110 (USD) on Amazon. A bunch of knock offs for a quarter (or less) the price.
      Would you value this at 110?

  • @KS-xs7fs
    @KS-xs7fs Рік тому

    Bought one a few days ago - not the same one but a similar one. What a dream it is !!!!

  • @danielmcgregor8803
    @danielmcgregor8803 2 місяці тому +1

    TY so much for this review. Buying one!

  • @johnshull102
    @johnshull102 7 років тому +46

    Get a large Rubbermaid tub and put it in between the splitter an log before you bolt it down and it will catch all the wood instead of it falling to the ground

  • @godmachine8207
    @godmachine8207 5 років тому +3

    This is similar to what we had back in the 90s, one of our axe handles broke so my older brother welded the axe head to a metal plate and screwed in onto a log, there was no ring but this is a good design especially if the head is sharp

  • @grasscutter1963
    @grasscutter1963 7 років тому +5

    Yes, this is awesome and yes I bought one after watching this video. I LOVE IT!

    • @homesteadhandyman4481
      @homesteadhandyman4481  7 років тому +1

      Glad to help!

    • @Infinite.Freefall
      @Infinite.Freefall 7 років тому +1

      What is the diameter of the ring? I have a lot of wood but all huge pieces...so not sure if it would fit inside the ring...

    • @choclit1967
      @choclit1967 6 років тому +1

      Heretic 6.5 Inches

  • @libsead
    @libsead 7 років тому +2

    I have one and it's the best! So safe and fast.

  • @bctruck
    @bctruck 8 років тому +2

    Ive seen them but its nice to see it in action! Looks handy!

    • @homesteadhandyman4481
      @homesteadhandyman4481  8 років тому

      +BCtruck, rebuild, repair,repurpose It is a lot safer than an axe. The axe has slipped off the wood and whacked me in the leg a few times and that huts on the old shin!

  • @barrytanenbaum4157
    @barrytanenbaum4157 3 роки тому

    Great Video. Once Northern Tools has another sale on this, especially the XL sized, I will buy one! :)

  • @NicholasGomez
    @NicholasGomez 8 років тому +2

    What a great item!! Thanks for sharing. !!

    • @homesteadhandyman4481
      @homesteadhandyman4481  8 років тому +1

      +Nicholas Gomez I am loving that thing. it is enjoyable to now to split kindling and i have not whacked my self with like i used to do when the axe would slip

  • @Mamaofthehooligan
    @Mamaofthehooligan 6 років тому +3

    I need me one of these,i only wonder how easy it would be to sharpen the splitter head sure looks to make it easier than the way I've been doing splitting

  • @M4KERB
    @M4KERB Рік тому

    You just saved me some money, thank you.

  • @chemicle
    @chemicle 7 місяців тому +1

    Really nice investment. Nice demo.

  • @yveskc1
    @yveskc1 7 років тому

    Nice! Thanks for sharing.

  • @kirbymorris9555
    @kirbymorris9555 2 роки тому +3

    I got one and it works great. Plus it’s totally wife approved.

  • @stevensola3361
    @stevensola3361 2 роки тому +2

    Just saw this headed out to my shop to build a better one that easier to use. Firing up the forge and grabbing my welder

  • @Brett235
    @Brett235 7 років тому +6

    I put a double bit axe in a fairly large log and use the other side like is shown here, but this is probably safer. Good video sir.

    • @homesteadhandyman4481
      @homesteadhandyman4481  7 років тому +2

      Good idea!

    • @SeattlePioneer
      @SeattlePioneer 5 років тому +1

      I just built a jig to hold my splitting maul face up. Works quite well. I like your use of a double bitted axe, which I'd never heard of.
      I've used a froe to split kindling too ----that works well but my homebrew froes kept breaking.

  • @marshalraylangivens4996
    @marshalraylangivens4996 6 років тому +3

    Thanks for the review of something I WAS thinking about getting. After watching how it splits no faster than a hatchet and mallet, I will save my $100. The wood still "flies everywhere" and you are out a C note.

    • @lawrenceshdow
      @lawrenceshdow 5 років тому +2

      its his first time using it. keep that in mind. My brother has one and he does one motion on every log. Sets it and wacks it while his hand is already out the way. He has it leaned against the back or something; i don't know. But I'll tell ya what; he rips through the logs super fast. It's pretty impressive.

    • @RokiMowntinHi
      @RokiMowntinHi 4 роки тому +5

      This was invented to assist those people that can’t readily yield a hatchet &/or mallet, for whatever reason. It has the added benefit of being a quick and productive method as well.

  • @Denvermorgan2000
    @Denvermorgan2000 2 роки тому +1

    This is a great product.

  • @yoopersurvival
    @yoopersurvival 8 років тому +1

    works really good. I think I'm going to make one.

    • @homesteadhandyman4481
      @homesteadhandyman4481  8 років тому

      +yoopersurvival I got it for 80$ with a coupon

    • @TOMVUTHEPIMP
      @TOMVUTHEPIMP 8 років тому

      Does Northern Tool sell them in stores or only online?

  • @annie4horses
    @annie4horses Рік тому +1

    I just bought one today. Works a little too well. I got too ambitious with a large piece of branch with an awesome knot and I ended up needing a recip saw to remove the stuck pieces 😅

  • @matthewgoodall9971
    @matthewgoodall9971 5 років тому +2

    We just got one of these. Bolted it to a stump. Didn’t split a single (already split) log or smaller rounds. Sending it back!

  • @alexpetrov8871
    @alexpetrov8871 2 місяці тому +1

    Damn, my sister gave me a scandal yesterday because she asked me to light the hearth, but she had a little of kindling, and she thought that I used the kindling incorrectly. There was a scandal, we told each other to go to hell. Today I was thinking of giving her an axe. But... I'm really worried about her fingers, so I decided to give her a kindling cracker. This is why I'm looking at the reviews now. This one looks pretty safe ))

  • @mmodnao
    @mmodnao 2 роки тому

    Great video, thank you.

  • @EdiblePlants
    @EdiblePlants 8 років тому +2

    cool.....might have to build one

  • @kevinbarker4022
    @kevinbarker4022 4 місяці тому

    How do you recommend sharpening the blade? Mine is 3 years old and getting dull. Thanjs

  • @guitarwilly81
    @guitarwilly81 5 років тому +1

    What length of wood can be split effectively?

  • @MITimberwookie
    @MITimberwookie 8 років тому +3

    Very cool contraption.

  • @readthedwelling
    @readthedwelling 6 років тому +60

    I believe this was invented by a high school girl in New Zealand as a science fair project.

    • @joshwinters9389
      @joshwinters9389 5 років тому +5

      it definitely was, she was on the news!

    • @stevejeffrey11
      @stevejeffrey11 4 роки тому +4

      freaking awesome, never used one before and it's a life changer

    • @c.e.3194
      @c.e.3194 3 роки тому +2

      I believe she was 13 at the time. I just heard about this on the radio.

  • @williamcox9632
    @williamcox9632 6 років тому +1

    there great and strong too

  • @AdMurck
    @AdMurck 7 років тому +2

    Ik recieved this as an unexpected present today and I'm very curious how it works! As I can see on the video this gonna work fine! Ad Murck, Rotterdam

  • @skakpedersen
    @skakpedersen 2 роки тому

    Thanks for sharing 👍

  • @Aero.Smith.
    @Aero.Smith. 3 роки тому +2

    Looks pretty cool. I usually go out in the woods with a barrel and pick up small sticks and branches that are dry. I find they catch fire quicker

    • @johnclark6571
      @johnclark6571 3 роки тому

      Me too. We have maple trees in the backyard, so they drop a lot of waterspouts. I break them up and put them in my ‘sticks box’. Great for camping trips!

  • @thomasbroking7943
    @thomasbroking7943 6 років тому

    couple spackle buckets on a handtruck?? or wheelbarrow? ?

  • @choclit1967
    @choclit1967 7 років тому +1

    This is excatley what I need, I have some pieces of firewood that are split 2 big 4 My Smoker,,, This would work perfectly

    • @homesteadhandyman4481
      @homesteadhandyman4481  7 років тому

      Works great!

    • @choclit1967
      @choclit1967 7 років тому

      Homestead Handyman How You Doing, How wide of a piece of wood can fit in there, cause I see that Northern Tool, Has a extra large 1 for $149, but I would hate to spend that extra $60 if the origins will work just fine🤔🤔🤔 Thank U

  • @tomjeffersonwasright2288
    @tomjeffersonwasright2288 7 років тому +3

    I never had much trouble splitting those short, straight grained logs. It is the ones with knots and forks that give me trouble. I'd like to see one of them demonstrated.
    It is a good idea, and I will weld one up, with a few improvements, like a padded top for when the stick splits too easy and the handle smacks the top rim.

    • @homesteadhandyman4481
      @homesteadhandyman4481  7 років тому +3

      I would suggest that you make the ring bigger as well. The knarly logs sometimes go crooked and get stuck

    • @lostgrunt7833
      @lostgrunt7833 5 років тому

      Think id move the knife edge up tword the top a little bit more also. Not all the way, but closer than that one was.

    • @42lookc
      @42lookc 5 років тому

      Pool noodle overstrike guard. Cheap and quickly replaceable.

  • @viceroybear6298
    @viceroybear6298 4 роки тому +8

    I just stuff a few rounds into a old used tire and swing away like a madman

  • @DarleneYoungartist
    @DarleneYoungartist 3 роки тому +1

    Wow. Just what I need. So much safer than an axe.

  • @MJyoutube948
    @MJyoutube948 3 роки тому

    What happens when you don't have white ash to split. How well does it split with hickory? .

  • @MorninTripper
    @MorninTripper 4 роки тому +9

    "I like that it doesn't shoot it all over the yard", as he throws it all over the yard - Yuk, Yuk. Thanks for the video, I bought one today after watching this.

  • @jamesgould6001
    @jamesgould6001 4 роки тому

    Is this the large size or smaller version?

  • @toddmullins5831
    @toddmullins5831 3 роки тому

    What size sledge did you use ?

  • @MountainManMedia
    @MountainManMedia 7 років тому +18

    Did the left-handed model cost more?

    • @homesteadhandyman4481
      @homesteadhandyman4481  7 років тому +4

      Living in a right handed world I have had to learn to adapt! However me and scissors don't get along!

  • @RAMPHD
    @RAMPHD 6 років тому +1

    The alternative for me? When I rent the splitter - spend some time splitting kindling. Other wise, ax and metal mallet.

    • @mountainguyed67
      @mountainguyed67 2 роки тому

      I use the hydraulic log splitter, it’s the easiest, fastest way.

  • @Sheila6325
    @Sheila6325 8 років тому +1

    Ok, I have to get one of those. Can you tell me where you got it? I want to order that right away. Fantastic! Thank you! FOUND IT on Amazon!

    • @homesteadhandyman4481
      @homesteadhandyman4481  8 років тому

      +Sheila6325 It works great. I am using a 3 lb hammer and that is just enough to not wear me out. As a matter of fact it is fun!

    • @Sheila6325
      @Sheila6325 8 років тому

      benchmade55 LOL That's what I was thinking, it looked fun to me! I know it can be a lot of work, but has to be way better than using the huge ax I have. The ones with the long handle, whatever they are called. LOL I have it on my shopping list on Amazon, and when I finish my list, it will go in first. I have found that kindling makes a huge difference when starting a fire, and to me, this is just right. Thank you for the information on the hammer, I needed that too and forgot to ask about it. I will add that too. I'm so pleased to see this, it's going to take a lot of work out of my fire preps. Bless, Sheila

  • @TheFlatlander440
    @TheFlatlander440 6 років тому +2

    I was wondering how you resharpen the splitting blade?

    • @homesteadhandyman4481
      @homesteadhandyman4481  6 років тому +6

      A couple of passes with a file

    • @TheFlatlander440
      @TheFlatlander440 6 років тому +1

      Great, thanks. I'm going to order one today as it looks like it makes splitting kindling very easy and safe.

  • @Garysopinion
    @Garysopinion 2 місяці тому

    Looks on the small side. what about wood with knots????

  • @fiouable
    @fiouable 4 роки тому +1

    It came from where? It just appeared magically in your shop?

    • @fiouable
      @fiouable 4 роки тому +1

      Amazing, you still don’t know. Crawl back under the rock where you came from. Oh, that’s right you don’t know where the rock was.

  • @hog8035
    @hog8035 4 місяці тому

    Should’ve bought the king size one mate

  • @grintz77
    @grintz77 7 років тому

    In your place I would stand the pieces up right away in 5 gallon buckets or a 20 gallon tote so you don't have to reach down and gather up all the kindling again. I'm too old for that.

  • @giovannijoseph9580
    @giovannijoseph9580 4 роки тому

    Well, it doesn't throw the wood all over the yard: but, for some reason, you do! LOL
    You have to pick up every piece! My thought, what not put that on a tarp, or on a tarp in the bin or trailer, you use to store it? Then there is no pickup stix game after!
    I see this other guy put a cage around it, where he stores the kindling! No.pick up; no moving the stump, and rig... just chop to the top, and done deal! You can even do it in the basement, or utility closet, next to where you burn it! Then, no hauling it in each time?
    Nice video though!
    Thanks, and good luck!
    I'm just giving back, for the getting g! LOL

  • @neilvernon3937
    @neilvernon3937 3 роки тому +2

    Yes this is the one I bought that never turned up. Realised it was from China. Still waiting 6 months later

    • @ItsAsparageese
      @ItsAsparageese 3 роки тому +1

      Sounds like you got scammed by a fraudulent sales page that just copycatted the actual product's pictures. That's why to make sure to buy new innovative products directly from the authentic source instead of trying to find a deal from random sellers online.

    • @ritasmith4335
      @ritasmith4335 3 роки тому

      The real deal is made in Australia like me

  • @Ungovernable74
    @Ungovernable74 8 років тому +1

    Nice gear

    • @homesteadhandyman4481
      @homesteadhandyman4481  8 років тому +1

      +Off Grid Nation . Yeah and it is "off Grid"

    • @zmanstrong41
      @zmanstrong41 8 років тому

      +benchmade55 protip when you showcase a handy dandy gadget like that give the link where we can find it:)

    • @TOMVUTHEPIMP
      @TOMVUTHEPIMP 8 років тому +1

      He gave you the name of it. Are you too lazy too Google it yourself?

  • @MrBudcampo
    @MrBudcampo 6 місяців тому

    Good thing you had hearing protection 😂

  • @nickfanzo
    @nickfanzo 2 роки тому

    I tried mine right out of the box and the edge rolled and the log wasn’t even the maximum size.

  • @mdocod
    @mdocod 5 років тому

    The process of normal wood splitting/processing tends to create endless piles of "kindle" all around the processing area from mis-strikes, bark falling off, chips/etc. The mail man brings kindle 5 days a week as well. Not sure what most wood burning folks would need this for but it seems to do what it is intended to do well enough.

    • @ChickensAndGardening
      @ChickensAndGardening 5 років тому

      My wood stove works better with smaller pieces of wood, so I tend to take quarter logs and split them down to kindling size before burning. I actually got one of these contraptions but haven't used it much because I just I'm used to using an axe on a log. But after watching this video, I think I'll give it another try.

    • @halesm5720
      @halesm5720 Рік тому +1

      Many people don't buy full logs, instead they buy precut quarters. They don't have the luxury of the byproduct from wood splitting.

  • @markgnorthcott
    @markgnorthcott 7 років тому

    put a basket around it and really keep the scrap from flying anywhere

  • @ME-on8by
    @ME-on8by 4 роки тому

    I don't get how this better than a regular hatchet.

  • @gwarlow
    @gwarlow 3 роки тому +4

    Amazing how many viewers are "allergic" to hitting the Like icon. Show some appreciation folks! Thanks for sharing this video. Cheers.

    • @mountainguyed67
      @mountainguyed67 2 роки тому

      I hit the dislike button, thanks for reminding me.

  • @flashchrome
    @flashchrome 4 роки тому +4

    It is basically just an upside down axe head.

  • @hoss3245
    @hoss3245 4 роки тому

    Tip top und top Tip

  • @2ears1mouth786
    @2ears1mouth786 4 роки тому +4

    This thing could've been invented at pretty much any point in time. Why only now? Quite funny, really.

  • @braedonphillips2617
    @braedonphillips2617 4 роки тому +1

    Think I'm going to stick to the good ole way, since I was 8, I have been chopping kindling for my papa (grandpa) and now I'm what 13. Would like that but I couldn't get my precision cuts I do where it is smaller easier to start on fire piece's. Oh well I got a system and for the 6 years I've chopped kindling starting at 8. I only every cut myself one time and it was just enough to scrap some skin a little blood, other than that I've been just fine. Got my system, I cut the rounds into small firewood size wedges, bring them in the shop. Got my rolling chair, a big wood round to chop on, and my axe. Then I take pieces and start chopping, I put my axe on the next cut, lightly bang it until it is started, remove my hand holding the log and use it to catch the kindling while I bang a little bit off

  • @patriotarborist711
    @patriotarborist711 2 роки тому +1

    they sell a 12" and a 17". what size is this one?

  • @Zarko069
    @Zarko069 Рік тому

    Good tool. I understand you need gloves and goggles, but why do you need ears protection? The tool does not make noise, only if you wear ears protection against mechanical damage, but in that case you can use a motorcycle helmet :) .

  • @56islander
    @56islander 6 років тому +1

    how bout some freshly cut logs?

    • @lindseyup
      @lindseyup 5 років тому

      You don't use fresh logs for burning or kindling

    • @mountainguyed67
      @mountainguyed67 2 роки тому

      @@lindseyup True, but some might make kindling well in advance.

  • @MrKmorg
    @MrKmorg 7 років тому +26

    I always wear hearing protection whilst splitting kindling lol

    • @jimmytate7587
      @jimmytate7587 7 років тому +11

      and a condom.....

    • @trreb1
      @trreb1 7 років тому +4

      Camouflaged even. So know body sees you. LOL

    • @aguyandhiscomputer
      @aguyandhiscomputer 7 років тому +10

      and set out some orange cones around the work area...

    • @jimmytate7587
      @jimmytate7587 7 років тому +9

      don't forget the steel toed boots......

    • @sikais66
      @sikais66 7 років тому

      aguyandhiscomputer lmao😂😂😂

  • @perryellisonjr9303
    @perryellisonjr9303 5 років тому

    Old axe head+2 pieces of angle iron weld legs = I'm gonna split kindling

  • @andrewbratos6907
    @andrewbratos6907 5 років тому

    them there are nice ,, but hold it down with L bolts,
    screw them down almost flush, one @ 12oclock,, 3,6,9

  • @jmkeuning
    @jmkeuning 4 роки тому

    How do I turn on the high speed mode that you triggered at ua-cam.com/video/4-RhakR3Hg8/v-deo.html

  • @Aintright890
    @Aintright890 Рік тому

    How much money

  • @piagallagher6920
    @piagallagher6920 11 місяців тому

    Designed in New Zealand by a 13 year old girl, pretty cool aye 😊

  • @scobiesview5137
    @scobiesview5137 3 роки тому +1

    like to see that work with Australian hardwood

    • @MrMnmn911
      @MrMnmn911 3 роки тому +1

      Then buy one and try it.

  • @user-ec3ns6gx5k
    @user-ec3ns6gx5k 7 місяців тому

    I just put a splitting axe in a vice

  • @sinancetinkaya
    @sinancetinkaya 6 років тому +1

    Dude this is very useful tool because splitting wood is a very complex task.
    I need some sort of feeder to be invented because putting a spoon to my mouth is so tiring and it's dangerous also. :)

  • @theubercaste
    @theubercaste 2 роки тому +1

    This is genius. Necessity breeds invention, eh??

  • @GrowLLLTigeRRR
    @GrowLLLTigeRRR 2 роки тому

    Why are you wearing hearing protection?

  • @seoulkidd1
    @seoulkidd1 7 років тому +1

    sweet

  • @carriestearns7665
    @carriestearns7665 4 роки тому

    Looks like you would be screwed if you put a peice in there longer than the circle part

  • @xChromerSatanasx
    @xChromerSatanasx 3 роки тому

    I am too cheap to buy that: I will weld one I have plenty of ax heads laying around

  • @886
    @886 6 років тому +1

    如果是硬木就不行了,这个木头比较脆。

    • @2x6x250ml
      @2x6x250ml 3 роки тому

      translation -If it's hardwood, it won't work. This wood is more brittle.

  • @scottcozart8950
    @scottcozart8950 7 років тому +2

    You said you were tired of hitting with a ax and it goes everywhere. well I does a great job but it still goes everywhere? ? save money use a hatchet.

  • @jeanlamb
    @jeanlamb 4 роки тому +1

    Just to let you know your video has been hacked by bogus Chinese companies purporting to be selling the firewood cracker ....they are probably scam companies. Thanks for the video though ...might get one for my hubby!

  • @Jason-qe4tp
    @Jason-qe4tp 6 років тому

    Put an old tire around it.....:)

  • @scottbaican9566
    @scottbaican9566 2 роки тому +1

    I actually built my own out of an axe head

  • @SuperPangloss
    @SuperPangloss 3 роки тому +1

    Nice review, but I think you need to don MORE safety equipment......perhaps a helmet and chaps???

    • @mckulty
      @mckulty 2 роки тому +1

      I can't hear you through these ear muffs.

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 6 років тому +104

    I don't recommend this tool. It ruined my marriage. I bought one for my wife, and she split the next day.

    • @homesteadhandyman4481
      @homesteadhandyman4481  6 років тому +9

      good one! thanks for watching!

    • @bassbird
      @bassbird 5 років тому +6

      I lol'd for real

    • @MCOult
      @MCOult 4 роки тому +8

      Then you SHOULD recommend it! ;-)

    • @giovannijoseph9580
      @giovannijoseph9580 4 роки тому +1

      You were disrespectful, for not showing her this video training first! She probably quit talking to you, instead of wasting another, "how the hell do I do that", exclamation! There is no sense it, if you don't have a bitchin' training budget!
      First video, "how to close the helicopter legs, up in the air wide"; next, "how to get up off your ass"; THEN, "and do something"; finally, "that your screaming, 'F U, I'm NOT doing that', in your head about"!
      You have to break it down real simple like that! Make sure she gets dressed, in one of the first ones; and, you're all set - if she will quit going into shock!
      See breathing techniques, if not!
      Don't expect much! If you had to jack anything up, that much, it wasn't going to do anything anyway!

    • @jeffreymoon9098
      @jeffreymoon9098 3 роки тому +3

      Now *that* is a Dad joke...I'm married and have 3 boys. I liked it.

  • @eagleswinthesuperbowl922
    @eagleswinthesuperbowl922 6 років тому

    The kindling STILL flies all over the place... anyone with two brake rotors and a brain can make this in 20min...

  • @avengernemesis7990
    @avengernemesis7990 3 роки тому

    Yep...the kiwis do it again..
    Go the mighty All Blacks..🖤🖤🖤🖤
    Australia

    • @mountainguyed67
      @mountainguyed67 2 роки тому

      No way! A lot of whites live in Australia.