@@makepeoplemadWhat the actual shit? You're going to drop that casual accusation of pedophilia in the queer community? Don't rope us in with this performer or this person's teachers.
Remember, she had to think about how to apologize, write the song, practice it, hit record on camera, watch the recording and upload the video, there wasn't much stopping her from making this decision
@@jamj4r Good call. I never watched original video so I didn't know if she edited it. Only watched a lot of people making fun of her terrible decision to do this.
i forget who it was but someone reacted to it and when she pulled up the uke, they went "OH she's G U I L T Y" after their intro saying they had no clue who she was and what she did. all it took was the UKE truly amazing
It's always best to use the instruments most associated with children when you're apologizing for grooming. I suggest she surrounds herself with candy and speak with stuffed animals next time.
This is hilarious, and I guess I'm a bit dense but I never directly associated ukuleles only with kids. I get what you're saying but when I think of that instrument, artists like Tiny Tim, IZ, and Zooey Deschanel come to mind.
@@herpderpy9445 I mean I usually associate ukuleles with nursery rhymes but I also associate singing about trains with nursery rhymes (seriously, I've never heard an adult song that was associated with trains) and She managed to sing about trains using the ukulele while saying I didn't groom those kids I swear.
Miranda sings fans: I wonder if Collen is thinking about what she is going to say, reflecting on her behaviour, maybe even gathering receipts to disprove claims Collen: " Hmm what rhymes with manipulation"
For the sake of the channel's budget, I hope nobody does an "apology" on a pipe organ and we get another tweet from Sumito trying to load a f'n church organ into his car as a teaser...
the world is a crazy place in this day n age. im not gonna lie sumito its much easier getting through it watching you make the funny out of the silly shit. much love for your videos. cheers
10:47 maaaaan you opened up so many memories when you mentioned Demetri Martin. I used to watch that dude constantly back in the day, I really liked his ambidextrous drawing bits. Those were so unique to me.
I love these videos because I'm not on any mainstream social media and I see memes a lot later than most people, and that coincidentally happens to be about 12 hours before a Sumito video drops on the topic lol. It's also the perfect level of informed that I care to be about this kind of stuff. Keep up the good work big chief 👍
Anthony Fantano has reviewed this, but he disappointingly focused on the "apology" instead of playing it straight as a music review. From what he did say about he song though, he did not like anything.
Thank you, Colleen! Just when we were all getting sick of the Titan Sub story, you burst through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man's lips to be our main character of the week
It's not that she's a groomer. It's that the audience called her out and made her feel bad about it. All of yous should be ashamed for calling out bad behaviour.
8:45 she didn’t directly send out an invitation of time date etc. but in that group chat there are several different screenshots of her suggesting a sleepover and saying a slumber party “needs to happen”
Sumito, planning on buying a bone hurting juice vending machine tee finally, curious if you plan on doing any other branded tees in a similar art style so I can pick up another!
You might not se yourself this way compared to other people covering this, but there's actually some damn good research and damn good objectivity. One of the best videos I've seen on this and in half to a quarter the time.
10:20 Actually that has changed a bit, you can now put more ads on videos at least that are 8 minutes long, not 10, so she either doesn't know that or the length is genuine 🥴
As someone from ‘it’s always sunny in Philadelphia’ once said “There is no quicker way for people to think you diddle kids than to write a song about it”
Not to be "that guy" but the sponsor Into the AM has some great clothes for festivals or just casual street wear. I thought I'd just vouch for the quality of the clothes and the designs actually look like they do on the website when the clothes arrive.
I hate it when comedians use a character to hide behind to make jokes. Listen the character is only good for telling us “I am making jokes now.” This does not mean it’s not you making jokes, but it’s the difference between you everyday you and comedian you. It doesn’t magically become a completely different human.
Guys I checked, no Ukuleles :( Still lots of cool stuff though intotheam.com/sumito
Okelele
no ukelele no buy >:(
@@ZyrenVes ukulele = yes buy?? >:) 🤔🤔🤔
into the am has bad shirt material 60%plastic 40%cotton with no 100%cotton option
The fact shes got persian cats is hilarious, since Scott from YMS has a recurring joke that only pedophiles have persians hahah
minecraft youtuber: the musical
“She was my Minecraft girlfriend, I was 18 she was 10, love her till the very end” - MC Virgins
Dead
good on her for advancing gender equality and showing women can do it too
@@TheBananamonger jesus man , you okay?
@@TheBananamongerI'm sorry
@@makepeoplemadWhat the actual shit? You're going to drop that casual accusation of pedophilia in the queer community? Don't rope us in with this performer or this person's teachers.
Obviously the ****s gonna have more nonces, focus your mind and really think about it you f****** Idiots
@@TheBananamonger niiiiiiice. Why are young men these days such fu cking pussies? Just hit it and enjoy the ride ffs.
Remember, she had to think about how to apologize, write the song, practice it, hit record on camera, watch the recording and upload the video, there wasn't much stopping her from making this decision
plus edit it bc it starts and ends without her touching the camera (she saves that for the middle) and to put a filter over her old witch face.
@@jamj4r Good call. I never watched original video so I didn't know if she edited it. Only watched a lot of people making fun of her terrible decision to do this.
You'd be shocked at how easy that... isn't
"I'm not a groomer... but I'm a freak, I'm a weirdo."
Moved me to tears.
I had never heard of her before releasing that uke-pology. Now I know her name AND think she's a groomer. Great job.
uke-pology, Now availible at your local anthropology
i forget who it was but someone reacted to it and when she pulled up the uke, they went "OH she's G U I L T Y" after their intro saying they had no clue who she was and what she did. all it took was the UKE truly amazing
Same lol
Remember:
"There's no quicker way for people to think that you are diddling kids, than by writing a song about it!"
oingo boingo sus moment
Especially on the ukulele.
“I don’t diddle kids, we’re not diddling kiiids…” something like that!
oingo boingo would like to have a word with you
It's always best to use the instruments most associated with children when you're apologizing for grooming.
I suggest she surrounds herself with candy and speak with stuffed animals next time.
And maybe also drive a white van that sells cheap knockoff speakers for 10x their manufacturing cost.
This is hilarious, and I guess I'm a bit dense but I never directly associated ukuleles only with kids. I get what you're saying but when I think of that instrument, artists like Tiny Tim, IZ, and Zooey Deschanel come to mind.
@@herpderpy9445
I mean I usually associate ukuleles with nursery rhymes but I also associate singing about trains with nursery rhymes (seriously, I've never heard an adult song that was associated with trains) and She managed to sing about trains using the ukulele while saying I didn't groom those kids I swear.
@herpyderpy9445 Tiny Tim definitely is popular with the kiddies these days thanks to creepypastas and his own goofy music being used in horror films.
Agreed. At least she didn't use a kazoo
I think if she also had a dog, and a full size guitar then everyone would’ve forgiven her.
She truly discovered the new apology meta with the “singing ukulele” apology
thanks for keeping the sneeze in, made my day ngl
Promise me if you ever get cancelled you'll make an absolute banger out of it
The amount of people who've picked up ukulele after Coleens apology video has increased by 30%
She is the reason the ukulele economy has been saved
She fit all the buzzwords in her apology song. Impressive!
Miranda sings fans: I wonder if Collen is thinking about what she is going to say, reflecting on her behaviour, maybe even gathering receipts to disprove claims
Collen: " Hmm what rhymes with manipulation"
"STATION!!"
@@Yodalemos PREDATION!!!!
" Hmm, what rhymes with human?"
Molestation
@@HyakuSh1kiGrooman'? 🤔
13:16 bro still thinks he has 2 cats
its just one cat
take your pills man
Whenever I am watching Sumtio it's like I never had depression.
Whenever I'm reading these comments, It's like I wish for world annihilation through ANY means 🙄
@@BleachDemon707how about world analation 😳
@@BleachDemon707dito
For the sake of the channel's budget, I hope nobody does an "apology" on a pipe organ and we get another tweet from Sumito trying to load a f'n church organ into his car as a teaser...
If I made content, I might do it as a joke for something like playing a game "wrong"
Bruh we need a new intro with the Ukulele so you can widen that target demographic
@@karaublue4872uhhh copper. Aluminum. Magnesium. Iron.
The real joke is people referring to it as an apology
Yeh, not sure why anybody would call THAT an apology.
she thought she could pull a steven universe to beat the allegations
There's not enough crying in her apology
i think not good is an understatement
i remember hearing about Miranda Sings back in high school never gave her any thought untill now
Sex offender shuffle seems less like a joke and more like a future at this point
*Wipes a tear from his cheek*
I forgive you Sumito....that hospital was full of jerks anyway.
11:40 bless you
the world is a crazy place in this day n age. im not gonna lie sumito its much easier getting through it watching you make the funny out of the silly shit. much love for your videos. cheers
10:47 maaaaan you opened up so many memories when you mentioned Demetri Martin. I used to watch that dude constantly back in the day, I really liked his ambidextrous drawing bits. Those were so unique to me.
Ukulele cover of fly me to the moon when ?
You play the ukulele so beautifully
ua-cam.com/video/umEB3KG9Ydw/v-deo.html
Imagine if Hitler did a musical apology video.
I can't believe Sumito admits he's a groomer while playing ukelele
fly me to the groom(er)
@@ultimapower6950 let me play amoung the (child) stars
I love these videos because I'm not on any mainstream social media and I see memes a lot later than most people, and that coincidentally happens to be about 12 hours before a Sumito video drops on the topic lol.
It's also the perfect level of informed that I care to be about this kind of stuff. Keep up the good work big chief 👍
I believe all youtubers should now have to use a ukulele in any apology video moving forward
Anthony Fantano has reviewed this, but he disappointingly focused on the "apology" instead of playing it straight as a music review. From what he did say about he song though, he did not like anything.
Thanks for shoving that TikTok in there at the end really sent this vid over the top
This is by far the craziest non-apology I've ever seen.
i love you sumito, i hope you never get more than 500k subscribers
Love that the 10 minute midroll ad discussion happens at 10:20. GG bro.
Can't wait to see someone make a death metal song to respond to allegations that they are a serial killer
black metal bands already do this.
@@evangel1460 Came here to say this. That dude was also guilty.
Some of them even name drop their victims. Let us never forget poor Mister Ryan...
Grimace doesn't even get a mention on his birthday
13:17 -> BABIES
Thank you, Colleen! Just when we were all getting sick of the Titan Sub story, you burst through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man's lips to be our main character of the week
I'm so stoned it took me 10 minutes to realize I was watching a really stoned Sumito and not a really stoned SomeordinaryGamer. I'm so sorry Sumito.
Idk, Mutahar has more Dad energy that Sumito
What a bizarre “apology video.” Nice video, as always, Sumito!
Might be a bad person for this, hut man the song slaps. Especially the chorus, I'm all aboard the toxic gossip train.
I didn't know who this girl was until 14 minutes and 52 seconds ago and now she's my worst enemy
"Hey everyone I'm Laura Hughes, proving women can do it too"
It's not that she's a groomer. It's that the audience called her out and made her feel bad about it.
All of yous should be ashamed for calling out bad behaviour.
What
Imagine if she turns out to be dating a minecraft youtuber
Imagine if it mattered? 🙄
"the colleen says the little girl "smells fertile" and gets between her legs" Yikes. I'm stunned.
This man wields too much power when he's on that Akimbo cat energy.
sumit u could have at least tried to move on ur finger on the fret
but still luv ur videos man good shit
Thanks for the content wishing you Goodluck and postivity on ya UA-cam journey! Keep going no matter what! A+ thanks for the upload too
8:45 she didn’t directly send out an invitation of time date etc. but in that group chat there are several different screenshots of her suggesting a sleepover and saying a slumber party “needs to happen”
Sumito, wading through the septic tank that is a UA-cam apology video so we don't have to. I salute you, sir.
we need an any % UA-camr downfall speedrun from you sumito
I'm glad I was there when we decided on twitch to make sumito record the "transition" sounds xD, feels like being part of something real
Sumito the intro needed more vine booms. 😂
"What a lovely apology song from such a wonderful young man..." - Granny Bacon👵
FINALLY! Anthony Fandango talks about the *REAL* issues!
Sumito, planning on buying a bone hurting juice vending machine tee finally, curious if you plan on doing any other branded tees in a similar art style so I can pick up another!
probably no new designs for a while
The good doctor bit was 🔥
You might not se yourself this way compared to other people covering this, but there's actually some damn good research and damn good objectivity. One of the best videos I've seen on this and in half to a quarter the time.
i literally skipped that entire drama before the sumito video
🎵So sorry for getting caught 🎵
also, pretty solid Ukulele in the intro
It was overdubbed. His left hand doesn't even move.
@@davidwilson6577 Makes it better and more relateable
Someone clip the audio from this intro and put it over art of Misato from Evangelion
She should've just dressed up as Barney the Dinosaur and apologized live in front of a kids birthday party.
Hi Sumito. Sometimes I see the moon's reflection in your eyes and suddenly feel you are far away. I miss you.
that sneeze tho
I recognized Miranda sings from Wreck it Ralph 2
10:20 Actually that has changed a bit, you can now put more ads on videos at least that are 8 minutes long, not 10, so she either doesn't know that or the length is genuine 🥴
The fact shes got persian cats is hilarious, since Scott from YMS has a recurring joke that only pedophiles have persians hahah
Tune is a bop tho 🐻❄️
Sumito has such a beautiful boy band voice
Bless you, Sumito
As someone from ‘it’s always sunny in Philadelphia’ once said
“There is no quicker way for people to think you diddle kids than to write a song about it”
Not to be "that guy" but the sponsor Into the AM has some great clothes for festivals or just casual street wear. I thought I'd just vouch for the quality of the clothes and the designs actually look like they do on the website when the clothes arrive.
Straight up didn't realize you were not the one playing in the opening for almost the whole thing
Bought a 4k monitor just to see if it made a difference, and... yeah i can now tell you are not SOG. thanks muda
The equivalent of a sex offender admitting to the allegations and just rhyming their sentances
Love the Dimitri Martin reference
Lol, that sneeze kept in is perfect 🤣
Something something "allergic to bullshit" 😂
@@Sours56I was honestly waiting for it to be said 😂
The apology wasn’t good because Sumito wasn’t the one singing it.
I like how every parody of Colleen's apology manages to be more sincere than the original
Looking great, bro!
11:43 Bless you!
Missed opportunity to call it “MississDRIPPI”
showin them kittiessss at 13:17 oooooooooo
When your apology video needs an apology. :)
I’m on the community engagement side of the Mississippi
I hate it when comedians use a character to hide behind to make jokes. Listen the character is only good for telling us “I am making jokes now.” This does not mean it’s not you making jokes, but it’s the difference between you everyday you and comedian you. It doesn’t magically become a completely different human.
@@j.2512 What the fuck are you talking about?
I bet she even made them get into the robot shinji
@SumitoMedia_ is it the underscore at the end of your name? Cause I've always wanted one of those
colleen's video makes me want the like to dislike ratio bar back
Why the hell did I think he's actually playing that lil thing
There is no better way to make yourself sound like a gaslighter than to preemptively say people will call you a gaslighter.
@11:41 Bless you
11:41 Bless you.
11:40 why he sneeze like boo from monsters inc?
Just bought like $250 worth of shirts, I hope they give you a good-boi sticker or something for the advertisement xD
@11:41 God bless you