Death Wax - The Fastest Wax known to man!

It was the 30th of October when a middle aged fruit booter named Joe noticed something quite peculiar on his CCTV. An Australian cattle dog dressed as a jack-o-lantern had placed an oddly looking item at his front door, then disappeared into the abyss.
Joe wasn’t impressed and discarded the box like a piece of rubbish. But little did he know that inside this box was every skateboarder’s worst nightmare. A concoction of witchcraft and wax scum sourced from the underbelly of every grind pole ever coated in the slippery paraffin substance. Then cursed with a death wish by the illusive warlock Mike, to be the slipperiest wax ever created, so fast that you pick up speed and go faster and faster until your legs can’t take it anymore.
The wax snuck into Joe’s skate bag ready to unleash its fury onto the poor man.
Without Joe noticing, the wax made its way over to the bowl and laied down a coating of evilness onto the coping.
[JOES VOICE]
Somebody waxed this coping, it’s getting faster and faster. I can’t bloody stop! My legs are going to fall off! Woohoo. Crap a brick!
Help me! I think I just pooed my pants.
On the other side of the Skatepark, Benjamin decided to skate the metal seesaw because he was flabbergasted by the scene he had just witnessed in the death bowl.
The death wax was one step ahead of him and smeared a snail’s trail of wax up the surface of the seesaw to inflict more horror to the fruit booter.
[Rags voice ]
Help, I can’t stop! I keep spinning faster and faster. I think I just shat myself. Ahhhhhrrrrrr.
Unbeknownst to Steve, both of his best mates had just met their fate and Steve was determined to land his seesaw 180 no matter the cost!
Steve was stoked to land his trick and packed up and headed off for some spiced latte or whatever shit they drink on Halloween. The Death wax slipped into his bag like a stalker sliding into your DMs. Steve was never seen again…..
No wax was applied to the surface of Newport skatepark in the making of this movie and no waxes were harmed. Joe and Benjamin were killed however. I believe that Steve is also dead, two days later he was launched to space doing an up rail and his head exploded. His Razor Shifts are now orbiting Earth and if you have a telescope you can see them on a clear night in the southern hemisphere.

[@staxlhax1849]

Oh dear god, whats seen cannot be unseen.

[@JoeStuartAU]

Haha sorry about that 😂

[@rampantskateshopaustralia]

This is epic 🙌🏻

[@JoeStuartAU]

Thanks 🙏🤘🤘