DEMON GIRL DATING SIMULATOR - Helltaker

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  • Опубліковано 24 гру 2024

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  • @bluesapphire170
    @bluesapphire170 4 роки тому +1151

    I’m never going to get over the fact that this entire game was created because one dude wanted sexy demon girls in suits.
    Not that I’m complaining.

    • @ay3fum6
      @ay3fum6 4 роки тому +45

      😳😂😭 me rn:👄👁️👄

    • @axinitewolf
      @axinitewolf 4 роки тому +86

      This game gave me an um... uh... a thing for demon girls in suits... yeah...

    • @ghostlygrunge
      @ghostlygrunge 4 роки тому +14

      Spearmint Snakes .👄.

    • @Isi3hz
      @Isi3hz 4 роки тому +18

      Spearmint Snakes dude You wont believe me when I said I found helltaker in a different way then playing the game.........
      (I’m not talking about watching someone play it)

    • @NoBody-sc8dc
      @NoBody-sc8dc 4 роки тому +16

      I'm thankful that he did that i myself also love demon girls in suits

  • @xLextonx
    @xLextonx 4 роки тому +1729

    Original Title: "I went to HELL to date as many Demon Girls as possible"

  • @yipp-7841
    @yipp-7841 4 роки тому +2054

    Nobody:
    Bijuu Mike: is there waifu’s
    Me: don’t you have a wife

    • @demdem7946
      @demdem7946 4 роки тому +47

      nice pfp

    • @nio4501
      @nio4501 4 роки тому +53

      Bruhhhh ur rightttt

    • @yipp-7841
      @yipp-7841 4 роки тому +20

      Nio Chan AAAYYYY

    • @nio4501
      @nio4501 4 роки тому +16

      Ash Draws Stuff AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY call me the tired demon cus I need coffee...

    • @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer
      @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer 4 роки тому +46

      I bet you melissa has secret husbando's like how Mike has secret Waifu's

  • @melpomenethemuse
    @melpomenethemuse 4 роки тому +233

    “Isn’t that like the Cerberus thing from Hercules? Or Harry Potter?”
    Yes…kind of. Cerberus is a dog from Greek Mythology. It is the guard dog for the entrance to Hades, the Underworld. Hercules is a Greek hero. (Although technically Hercules is the Roman name, Heracles is the Greek version.) J.K. Rowling just added the beast into her books, but it’s not originally from there.

    • @Shinku_no_sanbun
      @Shinku_no_sanbun 2 роки тому +4

      My favorite part of the Hercules story was when he beat his music instructor to death with a flute for telling him to practice his instrument instead of working out so much. You know Disney ruined the story by leaving things like that out.

    • @melpomenethemuse
      @melpomenethemuse 2 роки тому +2

      @@Shinku_no_sanbun they were bribed by music instructors, surely.

    • @g.jvaughan1556
      @g.jvaughan1556 Рік тому +1

      FINALLY someone who knows the proper spelling of Heracles!!

  • @bayleegirl2466
    @bayleegirl2466 4 роки тому +934

    “ I think I like anime a little bit” -Bijuu Mike 2020

  • @younubs-1266
    @younubs-1266 4 роки тому +68

    Bijuu Mike: That how u get the Ladies, Pancakes.
    Me Who's an expert on making pancakes: Its Show Time

  • @kh29_cfc
    @kh29_cfc 4 роки тому +417

    Last time I was this early, DanTDM recently met his long lost brother mike

    • @tonyocampo9923
      @tonyocampo9923 4 роки тому +4

      Eclipze IWP WHAAAAA--🤣😂😂😂😂🍌🤣😆😂

    • @cmcphotography1
      @cmcphotography1 4 роки тому +14

      Last time i was this early, Craig the mailman was still delivering

    • @thebaconguy1661
      @thebaconguy1661 3 роки тому

      I was 7 years old when I watched that and I thought it was true lol

    • @Avdwashere
      @Avdwashere 3 роки тому

      @@user-gf5lq2pe3q B A N A N A

  • @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer
    @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer 4 роки тому +78

    "It's like Pokemon"
    Thicc anime waifu I choose you!

  • @bluprintlovesdoritosandcat9289
    @bluprintlovesdoritosandcat9289 4 роки тому +481

    Mike: *has boss battle
    Also mike:
    *why do I hear boss music?*

    • @ay3fum6
      @ay3fum6 4 роки тому +7

      💀💀💀

    • @bluprintlovesdoritosandcat9289
      @bluprintlovesdoritosandcat9289 4 роки тому +2

      Just a Mustache XD

    • @_customer_
      @_customer_ 3 роки тому

      Stfu gacha kid

    • @blackkun0524
      @blackkun0524 3 роки тому +2

      @@_customer_ that moment when ur 7 and find a new swear word so you wanna flex on it with commenting on random comments:

  • @astralights5046
    @astralights5046 4 роки тому +102

    nobody:
    literally nobody:
    not even 11037:
    me:
    *YO IS THAT PEKO IN THE THUMBNAIL*

  • @catfromthefuture5368
    @catfromthefuture5368 4 роки тому +140

    Why you play this game
    Normies: To stop the demons
    Weebs: To get all the demons and have a harem

  • @Sushi_Plantain
    @Sushi_Plantain 4 роки тому +27

    18:29
    'so this game was all about serving waifus pancakes.....
    I shoulda known..'

  • @Moonsick.Morgan
    @Moonsick.Morgan 4 роки тому +230

    Miuki: Mikeeee, what about YOU and ME and HER?
    Monokuma: *Ding doing bing bongs can be heard faintly within the background*

    • @spacedino2
      @spacedino2 4 роки тому +22

      Monokuma :*points gun * *a body is about to be discovered*

    • @Melody_1096
      @Melody_1096 4 роки тому +10

      @RoseAnn Maybe-

    • @kailovesdaemobois1571
      @kailovesdaemobois1571 4 роки тому +1

      Hazbin Kailee:can i kill him please?
      NO!
      Hazbin Kailee:your no fun

    • @ay3fum6
      @ay3fum6 4 роки тому +1

      @@Melody_1096 Hey!👁️👅👁️

    • @Melody_1096
      @Melody_1096 4 роки тому +3

      @@ay3fum6 hi-

  • @senpai7916
    @senpai7916 4 роки тому +15

    As a Polish specimen i can say that this is the best Polish game of 2020 :3

  • @natalyanikitina3764
    @natalyanikitina3764 4 роки тому +389

    Day 135 of Bijuu not burning Clarence:
    If you don’t start dating Clarence here, I’m done.

    • @maxxie--padd
      @maxxie--padd 4 роки тому +4

      Natalya Nikitina YeSsS

    • @raywasnthere
      @raywasnthere 4 роки тому +6

      Damn- 135 days of telling him to not burn Clarence?You must have some hope I-

    • @lolololollolol7070
      @lolololollolol7070 4 роки тому +2

      I mean Clarence is a demon too

    • @cookierunkingdom8674
      @cookierunkingdom8674 4 роки тому +3

      @@raywasnthere danganropia time--

    • @raywasnthere
      @raywasnthere 4 роки тому +2

      -Jack The Game Testing Parrot- y e s

  • @daisyandpennyxdanimationst8519
    @daisyandpennyxdanimationst8519 4 роки тому +72

    I love how basically no one can say despair without think of danganronpa

    • @zenDragon90
      @zenDragon90 3 роки тому +8

      Jokes on you I don’t know what danganronpa is!

    • @TroddenH3H3
      @TroddenH3H3 3 роки тому +3

      @@zenDragon90 was about to comment the same thing

    • @myrahsmall2729
      @myrahsmall2729 3 роки тому +1

      It's so true tho

    • @Nonamebeefstew
      @Nonamebeefstew 3 роки тому +1

      @@h1tek00 a game

    • @normaluser1043
      @normaluser1043 3 роки тому

      except for the people that haven't played it

  • @helenasoup1338
    @helenasoup1338 4 роки тому +96

    Alternate title: *I BECAME A BUFF DUDE WHO’S OBSESSED WITH DEMON GIRLS*

  • @r0qyx
    @r0qyx 4 роки тому +190

    Do you think a demon is created based on how and where they die?
    For example: A tired demon would die/be killed in their sleep? Etc?

    • @THEDREADHUNTER24
      @THEDREADHUNTER24 4 роки тому +12

      Yeah I agree with that

    • @axinitewolf
      @axinitewolf 4 роки тому +27

      I don’t want to ask but... how did Modeus die?

    • @SelfDrivingBagel
      @SelfDrivingBagel 4 роки тому +36

      @@axinitewolf she probably got killed by her lover

    • @axinitewolf
      @axinitewolf 4 роки тому +29

      Kokichi Ouma The Second
      Okay that’s a much cleaner answer than what I was thinking of.

    • @Isi3hz
      @Isi3hz 4 роки тому +5

      Kokichi Ouma The Second or maybe something worse..........................

  • @patisr2227
    @patisr2227 4 роки тому +156

    The title sounds like something Mike would actually do

  • @mushroommako
    @mushroommako 4 роки тому +26

    "Is there like secret endings or something?"
    Me, glancing at Beelzebub:

    • @SaltRockz
      @SaltRockz 4 роки тому +4

      ahem ahem ahem ahem- ᶦᵗ'ˢ ˢᵖᵉˡˡᵉᵈ ᵇᵉᵉˡᶻᵉᵇᵘᵇ

  • @cheryl.mp3
    @cheryl.mp3 4 роки тому +155

    David's mom is gonna be mad the title says "hell" not "heck"

  • @khachmaxo
    @khachmaxo 4 роки тому +36

    Danganronpa v3 spoiler alert
    Last time I was this early, Korekiyo didn't wear his mask

  • @SleepyCrumpet
    @SleepyCrumpet 4 роки тому +33

    “I’m alright, I’m alright.... no I’m not...”
    Same 😂😭

  • @ailenegutierrez8189
    @ailenegutierrez8189 4 роки тому +25

    “When there’s waifus there’s a way”
    -Bijuu mike

  • @LucyDawg
    @LucyDawg 4 роки тому +465

    This title says it’s gonna be good
    Edit: kinda disappointed

  • @kayleegardner4129
    @kayleegardner4129 4 роки тому +22

    Bijuu: plays dating sims every day
    His wife: 👁💧👄💧👁

  • @shisurona
    @shisurona 4 роки тому +170

    Bjiuu : I think I like anime Everyone: Well no crap Sherlock
    IVE NEVER GOTTEN THIS MANY LIKE BEFORE THANK YOU-

    • @tonyocampo9923
      @tonyocampo9923 4 роки тому +2

      Minty Gum Drawz 😂😂😂

    • @Alonzi.
      @Alonzi. 4 роки тому +3

      No shit Sherlock

    • @ay3fum6
      @ay3fum6 4 роки тому +4

      @@Alonzi. Bad Word!

    • @Alonzi.
      @Alonzi. 4 роки тому +1

      Black arott crap is a swear word two , plus it doesn’t hurt anyone, shit shit shitty shit

    • @Alonzi.
      @Alonzi. 4 роки тому +1

      clouds 123 demon girl dating simulator ? They bought this on their dumbass selves

  • @Chizinky
    @Chizinky 2 роки тому +4

    The fact that he says "heck" instead of "hell" makes this 10x funnier

  • @jawzeditz
    @jawzeditz 4 роки тому +111

    “Demon Girls”
    Oh is this about “those” vsco girls at my school?-

    • @clarathecat1233
      @clarathecat1233 4 роки тому +9

      I'm 9 and the only "VSCO" girls there are at my school... Well, I think their just putting up a persona. It's so stupid

    • @zira__8260
      @zira__8260 4 роки тому +6

      YES I actually have 2 vsco girls at my school and tried to make me one.. r. r

    • @ay3fum6
      @ay3fum6 4 роки тому +2

      @@clarathecat1233 *says the 9 year old*

    • @ay3fum6
      @ay3fum6 4 роки тому +4

      @@clarathecat1233 wait...what kinda Nine your old has such good grammar

    • @axinitewolf
      @axinitewolf 4 роки тому +7

      First of all how dare you compare these beautiful wahmen to those... annoying little bi-

  • @gremmy7440
    @gremmy7440 4 роки тому +3

    the fan art and the "fan art"for this is some of the best I've seen in a while

  • @tumachoo1692
    @tumachoo1692 4 роки тому +45

    I thought I was early.
    UA-cam is a kokichi kinnie
    like me.

  • @viktorstrobovski8288
    @viktorstrobovski8288 4 роки тому +10

    Once Mike saw the angel and immediately showed Sayori, I knew he was a civilized man we can all trust.
    PRAISE THE BUN!
    \[T]/

  • @Kumatora._
    @Kumatora._ 4 роки тому +28

    YEEEEEESSS OMG
    FIRST DANGANRONPA AND NOW THIS
    *HELL* YEAH

  • @ladypinkie_
    @ladypinkie_ 4 роки тому +12

    Anybody else waiting for the next episode of You and Me and Her??
    Edit: And Mario
    Edit 2: And Sans
    Edit 3: And Nugget
    Edit 4: And Dio
    Edit 5: And Akarsha
    Edit 6: And Mugman
    Edit 7: And Monika
    Edit 8: And Lads
    Edit 9: And Kyoko
    Edit 10: And Sammy
    Edit 11: And Baldi
    Edit 12: And Granny
    Edit 13: And Ayano
    Edit 14: Still here? =)

  • @nataliesevon
    @nataliesevon 4 роки тому +237

    Let’s appreciate how he never click bates us, and still always entertains us.

  • @lavendersrandomacc8239
    @lavendersrandomacc8239 4 роки тому +9

    “Pandemonica”
    Me: *MONIKA?!*

    • @ElfinHat96
      @ElfinHat96 3 місяці тому

      And she's a pan too

  • @themonoworth96
    @themonoworth96 4 роки тому +163

    That's literally my school lol

    • @tonyocampo9923
      @tonyocampo9923 4 роки тому +5

      Gamer ON 0-0

    • @hinas_teabrewer
      @hinas_teabrewer 4 роки тому +11

      😂 mine was hell too. Although I only went with one PERFECT waifu.

    • @familydogguy
      @familydogguy 4 роки тому +2

      Same but i only had 3 friends and the third one left

    • @axinitewolf
      @axinitewolf 4 роки тому +7

      Sakura Ogami
      Let me guess, Aoi?

    • @hinas_teabrewer
      @hinas_teabrewer 4 роки тому +6

      @@axinitewolf You guessed right

  • @_ellie_9386
    @_ellie_9386 4 роки тому +22

    You know you'll have to play this again, right?
    ...Why? Because there's an secret ending... ;)

  • @The_p1g_disease
    @The_p1g_disease 4 роки тому +31

    Me:sees title
    Also me: realizes bijuu mijuu actually said hell instead of heck OwO

  • @xorbsdl
    @xorbsdl 4 роки тому +4

    Mikes wife walks in: what are you playing
    Mike: demon dating sim
    Mikes wife: .....

  • @Strawberry_Bunn
    @Strawberry_Bunn 4 роки тому +45

    Bijuu: “What is helltaker?”
    Me: ***gasp*** “Bad word 👿 it’s HECKtaker.”
    Bijuu minutes later: “to HECK (I don’t say bad words on this channel)
    Me: *press X to doubt*
    Pfft btw I’m perfectly fine with swears just took me off guard
    Bijuu later in the video: “Lucifer the ceo of *Hell*”
    Me: *Gasp*

  • @guimazola
    @guimazola 4 роки тому +6

    Bijuu mike: stuggling playing this game
    me: struggling cleaning my room

  • @monikakoide1302
    @monikakoide1302 4 роки тому +24

    The eyes of emerald
    The eyes of a precious gem
    Said to be in a skull of a god
    A god of life no, a god of death
    The eyes of emerald in the skull in a god

    • @lolol2026
      @lolol2026 4 роки тому +2

      Now Monika, this would be a normal poem if I didn't know your history😂

    • @monikakoide1302
      @monikakoide1302 4 роки тому +2

      @@grffith wrong game

    • @oxigenical
      @oxigenical 4 роки тому +2

      well damn, thats a crossover 👀

    • @celestialudenburg5842
      @celestialudenburg5842 4 роки тому +1

      Wth monika

    • @vampirebats
      @vampirebats 4 роки тому +1

      DDLC mixed with helltaker mixed with danganronpa
      Hmmm

  • @Dressup_Doll
    @Dressup_Doll 4 роки тому +4

    “People die if you love them too much.” I think that’s how Yandere’s get created.

  • @auturity
    @auturity 4 роки тому +11

    Man I read the title and I knew exactly what the game was

  • @Yourstrulyhowl
    @Yourstrulyhowl 4 роки тому +11

    I am just prepared for everyone to tell him about the secret endings.

  • @thebetterbean2865
    @thebetterbean2865 4 роки тому +9

    “I think I like anime a little bit.”
    -Bijuu mike

  • @bagel_crumbs5780
    @bagel_crumbs5780 4 роки тому +2

    Idk why I just imagined Nagito popping up in the game during the Judgement level and tries to fight her when she talks about despair and no hope

  • @thexgamer8240
    @thexgamer8240 4 роки тому +15

    Helltaker is a really good game.

  • @meowchaela287
    @meowchaela287 4 роки тому +3

    Helltaker: a game where a human goes to a hellish world and meets a bunch of hot demons
    Obey Me! Shall We Date?: am I a joke to you?

    • @axinitewolf
      @axinitewolf 4 роки тому +1

      see the thing is Helltaker has waifus, isn’t Obey Me! the husbando game?

    • @US_FederalGov
      @US_FederalGov 4 роки тому +1

      OwO

  • @mishalashfaq580
    @mishalashfaq580 4 роки тому +45

    UA-cam: no views
    Also UA-cam: 7 comments
    Me:🤨

    • @tonyocampo9923
      @tonyocampo9923 4 роки тому +2

      Mishal Ashfaq ikr that happened it takes long to load

    • @saulvishera892
      @saulvishera892 4 роки тому +1

      I wouldve been like
      "Understandable have a nice day"
      Dont take that

  • @VanzZombiee
    @VanzZombiee 4 роки тому +1

    Bijuu Mike: I don't curse on this channel.
    8:49:
    OOOOOooooooooo U saID heLl

  • @255kx9
    @255kx9 4 роки тому +19

    I clicked so fast that ari couldn’t finish her "ty next" ❤️

  • @katieistypical
    @katieistypical 4 роки тому +1

    Bjiuu Mike: Isn’t Cerberus from Hercules? Or Harry Potter?
    PJO fans: Aight imma head out.

  • @blucloude
    @blucloude 4 роки тому +26

    honestly i have nothing to say.
    -cheese-

  • @ladydragon2908
    @ladydragon2908 4 роки тому +1

    Bijuu Mike: **Secretly hoping Natsuki is in here**

  • @navigatorpanna
    @navigatorpanna 4 роки тому +5

    Ah yes, man of culture. Poor modeus doesn't get enough love

  • @greymp3625
    @greymp3625 3 роки тому +1

    “y o u k n o w *explores background while talking* i l i ke *still exploring* a n i m e a b i t”

  • @g0r310
    @g0r310 4 роки тому +7

    I just recently played the game and listen... THE LAST LEVEL IS HARDDD my smol fingers were cramped

  • @sushitVA
    @sushitVA 4 роки тому +6

    Beelzebub reminds me of another demon game...
    Ö̶̭͚̼́̿̀̂́̉͊̏b̶̢̡̛̯̻̪̱̤̘̭͍͎̣̰̯̰̩̫̠͙͎͚̺̲͚̟̲͙̳̖͔̰̺̘̣̤̺̰̟͍̖̮̟̪̂́̓̈́́͋͂̈́̿͐̂͋̽͛̀̀̒̄̌͌̈͒̓̍̑̏̕͜͜͜͝͠͝͝ͅe̷̡̡̧̡̢̢̹̩͈̩̩̲̫͔̝̩̱̬̙͖͓̭͖̗͖̮̘̤̫͙̬̟̰̺͉͍̗̣̙̹͉͇̹͓͉̘͚̪̙̫̪̍̔́͆́̌̂̌̋̐́̎̈́̒̾̅̑̏̓̒̊̒͝ÿ̵͈͚͚̠̰̪̗̝̳͖̯̳̼͇́̈́ ̸̡̛̛̛̩͈̘̪̘̗̥̘̣͍̞͙̞̤͇̜̺̟̟̤̱̪̫̝̤͎̀͋̑̎̐͂̀̃͑͋͊̈́́̄̏̒̂̏͑͂̈́̍̋̋̄͒̀͗͂̀̔̔̒̍̓̔̊͑̎̍́͋͌̀̽̅̉̐͑̕̚̕͘͜͝͠͝͠ͅͅM̸̧̨̢̡̨̛̝̩̳̘̘̥̺̮͕̰͎̥̜̺̟̩͓͓̦͖̖͎̞̝̜͈̘̟̼̼͇͙͉̺̭̲͙͔̮̬͖̮͕̻̩̪̥̞̙̖̭̭͓̤̳̜͍̩̣̺̮̜̭̯̗̯̣͚͊͑̀̌͒́̏͒͊̓̾̄͒̈̽̓̀̑̽̿́͋̊́̑̂͊̄̽̌̅͗̿̑́̆̉̒̍͆́̈́̈́̿̌̿̇̀͒̄̽͒̽̋͘̕͘͜͜͠͠͠͠͠ẻ̸̢̛̛͉̯̠̦͎̬̟̝̲̼͔͎̟̙̮͍̹͎͉̗̑̀̎́̑́͐̋̈́̓̓̏͂͛͐̂̒͒̅̀̓̇̊̐͊͘̚̕͜͠͝

  • @pragati5719
    @pragati5719 4 роки тому +58

    UA-cam: no views
    Me: *well how are their literally 69 likes and 66 comments*

  • @greenlizard69
    @greenlizard69 2 роки тому +1

    Him: "I wonder How This Game Got Popular?"
    Me: Girls👍

  • @Ry8cia
    @Ry8cia 4 роки тому +13

    Malina trzymająca wódkę zawsze mnie rozbawia 😎

  • @Arriettysworld
    @Arriettysworld 4 роки тому +1

    Mike: I like anime a little bit
    Me: *Searches bijuu mike anime*
    Also me: Yeah, just a little bit...

  • @_sup3r_st4r_
    @_sup3r_st4r_ 4 роки тому +20

    Fun fact: people who are actually 1st,2nd,3rd, 4th,5th,6th,7th,8th,9th,10th,11th,12th,13th,14th, 15th, 16th, 17th, 18th, 19th and 20th most of the time don't comment

    • @okonmafixation
      @okonmafixation 4 роки тому +1

      What if some of them do?

    • @_sup3r_st4r_
      @_sup3r_st4r_ 4 роки тому

      @@okonmafixation that's why I said most of the time :D

  • @daboyz2374
    @daboyz2374 4 роки тому +2

    I've been listening to the soundtrack while dancing like the demon girls for about 2 hours
    Time for another 2

  • @roseotika3146
    @roseotika3146 4 роки тому +4

    I could resist this vid,am a weeb😂😂 and a big fan of Bijuu Mike although I started watching last week

  • @yourfavoriteneighborhoodci6942
    @yourfavoriteneighborhoodci6942 4 роки тому +1

    *mentions demon dating game*
    Obey me fandom: OBEY ME-
    video: *shows another game about demon waifu's*
    me in the obey me fandom: doesn't matter- I swing both ways.
    (I stan luci btw)
    Lucifer(Pride)
    Mammon (Greed)
    Leviathan (Envy)
    Satan (Wrath)
    Asmodeus (Lust)
    Beelzebub (Gluttony )
    Belpheghor (Sloth)

    • @US_FederalGov
      @US_FederalGov 4 роки тому

      /// I thought that I was the only one who thought of Obey Me! owo

  • @user-xe6kn
    @user-xe6kn 4 роки тому +13

    *me thinking I'm early*
    *me also seeing that there's already 166 comments *
    WHAT THE HELL!? 0-0

    • @traffyz
      @traffyz 4 роки тому +3

      Lol same

    • @user-xe6kn
      @user-xe6kn 4 роки тому +2

      *me watching video*
      I'm no longer innocent c:
      I now know the word hell

  • @thebombbeast6465
    @thebombbeast6465 3 роки тому

    Bijuu Mike: “I think I like anime a little bit”
    His room: anime everywhere

  • @EggNerdGaming
    @EggNerdGaming 4 роки тому +5

    "i went to hell to date as many girls as possible"

  • @Mary-jm7qx
    @Mary-jm7qx 4 роки тому +2

    Gdy wchodzisz tu tylko by zobaczyć jak Mike kaleczy polskie imiona X3 (Zdrada & Malina bdw)
    Pozdrowionka z Polski krainy kwitnącej cebuli oraz skarpetek i sandałków ;) 🇵🇱

  • @bignugget7188
    @bignugget7188 4 роки тому +16

    5 dislikes how long was I gone and how much people would be this stupid to dislike

  • @MaidenlessScrub
    @MaidenlessScrub 4 роки тому +1

    Cerberus in hell: Time to corrupt the mortal realm!
    Cerberus in mortal realm: Help! Policemen are chasing us!

  • @fxllenmike4166
    @fxllenmike4166 4 роки тому +11

    Bijuu Mike: I think I like anime
    Me: *gets lots of anime flashbacks*

  • @thecurseofsouthpark567
    @thecurseofsouthpark567 4 роки тому

    Person: describe online classes when the microphones are on at once in 1 word, GO!
    Me: Helltaker

  • @lesbianatsume
    @lesbianatsume 4 роки тому +4

    everyone playing helltaker be like: *it’s simping time*

  • @kaismith30
    @kaismith30 4 роки тому +2

    “I’ve always known you were a perverted degenerate!”
    T E N K O ?

  • @huguettekalaki1424
    @huguettekalaki1424 4 роки тому +3

    Bijuu mike: says hell
    Me: thats illegal

  • @whitewolfgang8282
    @whitewolfgang8282 4 роки тому +1

    Bijuu mike:i don't say that word(hell)
    Also mike:today we play HELLtaker
    ALSO ALSO mike:Lucifer the ceo of HELL

  • @emiliapelesz9735
    @emiliapelesz9735 4 роки тому +5

    8:50 I CAUGHT HIM SAYING IT

  • @TheCalmingDemon
    @TheCalmingDemon 2 роки тому +2

    Bijuu mike: I don't say cus words on this channel 2:19 - 1:41 - 4:19 - 11:10

  • @getreal.9311
    @getreal.9311 4 роки тому +7

    When all the Dr waifus die u gotta date them in the afterlife

    • @Ssssqq11
      @Ssssqq11 4 роки тому

      Kageyama’s wAiFu lmaooo

  • @aanayab3410
    @aanayab3410 4 роки тому

    Me before looking at the description: hmm. interesting, guess i'll watch this.
    "also there is pancakes"
    me after looking at the description: YES PLEASE IM GONNA WATCH UNTILL THE END

  • @Yoghurt__
    @Yoghurt__ 4 роки тому +6

    Finally not Danganronpa!!!! I love this a lot!!

  • @Dethrox
    @Dethrox 4 роки тому +1

    yes there is a secret ending.. all you need is finish level 4,5,6 in a different way (you dont need to fight boss battle again) in those 3 levels there is a stone with mark on and under the stone is item.. collect all 3 and code will reveal.. then you can go to main menu.. select epilog (last level) press esc memorise the code and dance it on you pentagram carpet.. you will see if you done it right :) or.. find the code on internet and just skip it all but video will have like.. 3 minutes then :D

  • @souakadpadkid6685
    @souakadpadkid6685 4 роки тому +3

    As a SMT fan the way he said Beelzebub's name makes me sad

    • @nicke.8622
      @nicke.8622 4 роки тому +2

      And "Cerebus" lol

    • @souakadpadkid6685
      @souakadpadkid6685 4 роки тому +2

      @@nicke.8622 Man, how can Bijuu not know how to say Cerberus? It's like one of the most Iconic beings ever.

    • @nicke.8622
      @nicke.8622 4 роки тому +2

      @@souakadpadkid6685 right? Lol

  • @onoffp-switch6391
    @onoffp-switch6391 4 роки тому +1

    Me: *literally just played helltaker 2 seconds ago*
    Me: Lets see what Bijuu Mike upl- HELLTAKER?!

  • @yeetusyeetuscommitselfdele8601
    @yeetusyeetuscommitselfdele8601 4 роки тому +13

    Day 10 of confessing my love to Clarence till senpai notices me 😍:

    • @littleghosty9200
      @littleghosty9200 4 роки тому +3

      Yeetus Yeetus Commit Self deletus I read your name can I go with you ?

    • @caspiancomet_9502
      @caspiancomet_9502 4 роки тому +3

      Your emo nightmare Xoxo i’ll join to ✌️

    • @yeetusyeetuscommitselfdele8601
      @yeetusyeetuscommitselfdele8601 4 роки тому +3

      @@littleghosty9200 Ok but- before we go can we get KFC for last time? 😌✌️

    • @littleghosty9200
      @littleghosty9200 4 роки тому +2

      Yeetus Yeetus Commit Self deletus yessssss

  • @wowza4454
    @wowza4454 4 роки тому

    Mike: i’m not cussing on my channel
    Also mike: *says hell two times*

  • @fxllenmike4166
    @fxllenmike4166 4 роки тому +68

    To the 1 percent that see this have a good day!

  • @EctoNew
    @EctoNew 2 роки тому +2

    I watched this years ago and i am back to watch your glorious amazing🎉 channel

    • @EctoNew
      @EctoNew 2 роки тому

      Anyone da same?

  • @cosmickittyz
    @cosmickittyz 4 роки тому +3

    play obey me! it takes place in hell but instead of waifus there’s husbandos..💕✨ (levi is my favorite)

  • @legallyelsie
    @legallyelsie 3 роки тому

    Bijuu mike : No bad words on this channel
    Also Bijuu Mike : *”Hell’s customer service”*

  • @KatBloo
    @KatBloo 4 роки тому +4

    Me: *gets back from a gacha mike spree*
    Bijuu Mike: I went to HELL
    Me: ARREST HIM HE DOESN'T HAVE A HECC PASSSSSSS
    (I have a Hecc Pass)

    • @okonmafixation
      @okonmafixation 4 роки тому +1

      Doesnt bijuu mike own all of the hecc pass-

    • @KatBloo
      @KatBloo 4 роки тому

      @@okonmafixation NO. THEY ARE RIVALS!!!

  • @dimitrialexandreblaiddyd1858
    @dimitrialexandreblaiddyd1858 4 роки тому

    Mike : "So this is kinda like Persona."
    Me (Being the huge Persona fan I am) : "I want to talk about Persona now :>"

  • @bearm0m
    @bearm0m 4 роки тому +7

    Hi mike

    • @s3viien
      @s3viien 4 роки тому +2

      First comment lol

    • @aasia.
      @aasia. 4 роки тому +1

      ayy first

    • @Lyvasiliy
      @Lyvasiliy 4 роки тому +1

      😱 u first

  • @MaxwellMonsters
    @MaxwellMonsters 4 роки тому +1

    Bijuu: yelling about who he wants to be his waifu
    Me: you know there bots right

  • @kingturboturtlednoc5722
    @kingturboturtlednoc5722 4 роки тому +12

    Alright I've seen nothing but porn of this so I'm excited to see...not porn?

  • @SillyCabron
    @SillyCabron 4 роки тому +1

    20:28 are we just gonna ignore that the Angel is staring at Judgment's bazongers (bottom right)