I love how at the beginning of the date even with how disgruntled Charlie looks she's clearly willing to give him a chance lol and he manages to mess it up so bad
I'm shocked Charlie was so nervous, as soon as he heard the date was a fellow well educated person of the law he should've been ready to go toe to toe on bird law
"There was this guy in the bathroom and he wouldn't give me his shirt. I'm like 'gimme your shirt bro' but he wouldn't give it to me, it was this whole thing" LMFAO..
Can we talk about how forgiving and patient the girl was? She didn't leave when he showed up sweating profusely, figeting nervously, smelling like Cheese and bleeding from hornet stings. She didn't leave after noticing that he wasn't even literate enough to pronounce "philanthropist". She didn't leave when he confessed everything she knew about him was a lie. She didn't leave when he told her he was just a broke janitor in a bar. It took him literally sexally assaulting her for her to realize the date is over.
@@fakename6658because white men are the best. With most invention and many more. I love when women and ppl of color always crying about us white men lol
I love how shes kind enough to hand him her napkin and he wipes bloody hornet stings and sweat on to it and then hands it back to her as if she’s gonna use it now. Also the slight pause and subtle grossed out look she makes as she grabs it back from him is priceless.
Making a move doesn't mean stabbing at a woman's breasts with your fingers. That's what I love about this show. It's hilarious, while at the same time, informative.
@@Dreamagain11 Honesty gets a lot of dates, you would be surprised at how many dudes find success just by being open about who they are. It also shows confidence, and who doesn't like to date a confident person?
That single line is the best thing in this entire episode. I’ll go to my grave with Seinfeld as my #1 show, but this show is a close 2nd. The way he expresses his anger/frustration after he says Jellybeans gets me every time
Everything Dennis has done in this scene is nothing but gentlemanly.. gives great advice, comes in to save in time, slaps Charlie's wrist when he goes for the breast grab.
(Which is really funny considering how rapey he acts someti- most of the time with his own dates hahaha) Man these characters are absolutely amazing 👌 so refreshing ~ best show
likeriver the best way to get a hold of the guy who made the payment for the last two years is to make three weeks and then buying a house in a few minutes to talk about the supplement for you and your family have a wonderful Christmas
3:12 I love when Charlie tries to fix up his hair and look more presentable before he goes back out to his date, and motions to Dennis and Mac trying to get a “I’m looking better now, right?” reaction and they’re both totally silent and then tell him just get back out there 😂😂
My favorite moments/quotes from this scene, there's so many: 0:49 "I had a block of cheese' 1:44 "I'm a full-on rapist, you know..." 2:35 "canigetacanigeta" 3:26 "I was like 'gimme your shirt bro'" 3:41 Dennis's response to milksteak 4:08 Charlie's scream after getting slapped
This was the scene and the episode that got me into this show. I was watching comedy central way back when, and my friend was always raving about this show, so I decided to check it out... immediately became my absolute favorite. Goddamn, I love these guys.
The fact that a cutie pie lawyer was still there after he said looks so rough and said “I’m a janitor at a bar” is impressive, but Charlie still blows it 😂 how tf do you get a date with a lawyer in the first place?!
"how tf do you get a date with a lawyer in the first place?!" Have your sociopath friend make you an extremely dishonest profile on a dating site (website, not app) fifteen years ago?
Maybe I'm reading the scene wrong, but the first part of this date is actually low-key really sweet. When Charlie just gives up on his lie and defeatedly says "I'm a janitor at a bar," I read her expression as being sympathetic towards him because he's obviously trying really hard to impress her and he's nervous as hell. That, coupled with the fact that she DIDN'T immediately bail after "full-on rapist" says to me that the date may have actually gone okay had Mac and Dennis not stepped in to "help." Keep in mind that all of this is AFTER seeing his dating profile with the horrible picture and incomprehensible answers.
Your last sentence makes me feel terrible for the lady. Hope she's doing ok maybe she can do a quick appearance on the show to confirm she didn't blow her brains out after this date.
😂”My good man, I’m gonna want the milk steak boiled over hard, with a side of your finest jelly beans, Raw!” Lmao, I cried real tears when I first saw this episode I swear,lol!
This is the epitome of dating. Trying to hard to impress someone and pretending to be a completely different person. I’d rather be rejected for who i am than accepted for who I’m not
This whole scene is loaded with choice dialogue but for some reason the way Mac delivers this, it's comedy gold. I know it's coming and it still kills me every time.
Charlie helping dyslexic people is probably the worst idea imaginable.
two wrongs can occasionally make a right
The man can't read
"Meet at later bar night or day"
@@joeym5243 He adapt
Do you actually think there's pirates in there?
I love how at the beginning of the date even with how disgruntled Charlie looks she's clearly willing to give him a chance lol and he manages to mess it up so bad
JBW
She's a sweety
You mean...disheveled?
Or at the least she was willing to politely endure the date for a bit before marking it as her worst date ever.
She is on bath salts bubby
Why on earth would they let them into this restaurant, incident, after incident.
@Joshua Jung Rock, flag, and eagle.....am I right?
Cheezeburger Walrus he’s got a point
Why would she stay? life....
Because restaurants are a liar sometimes
This was in the early days of the show and one of the earliest scenes with this restaurant
I love how Dennis said he'd come out if things start going downhill then comes within 5 seconds
I mean Charlie started talking about how he fought some guy over his shirt, he came too late if you ask me.
@@tru3whinerb489 Good point
Lmao
yea dennis does come out, after charlie calls himself a rapist
That's what she said
I'm shocked Charlie was so nervous, as soon as he heard the date was a fellow well educated person of the law he should've been ready to go toe to toe on bird law
This was before his stint with Bird Law. Though he had already proven himself quite adept in the Mortgage Crisis episode. Filibuster
"we have your milk boiling just the way you like it back there"
"you're gonna like this!"
That’s my favorite part, how genuinely excited he looks when he says “you’re gonna like this!”
"There was this guy in the bathroom and he wouldn't give me his shirt. I'm like 'gimme your shirt bro' but he wouldn't give it to me, it was this whole thing" LMFAO..
HUH UH EHHHHAH
The fact that that's the most casual thing Charlie says to her the whole time is hilarious.
Dennis sliding in kills me, the way he almost loses his footing
HAHAHAHA,Thank you for typing it down!!
I love how he feels the need to make an excuse with a made up story but could’ve just sat back down and said nothing and been fine
why didnt he talk about bird law
I think he only got into bird law after this.
It gets blocked up in my mouth I don't say it no good.
GobiLux they did talk about it before this episode
Bird law is too advance for the lawyer lady.
GobiLux he was always interested in law though, see the episode Mac is a Serial Killer
"hey I own this joint and I know this guy, and he is loaded"
This is the best line^^
Same lol
You look scrumptious.
"So how's about I clear out the coat room for you and you can hit it back there while..."
@@mikespongili8254 well it's a 50:50 type situation, yes or no
The annoyed noise Dennis makes when Charlie orders the milksteak lol
😂🤣😂🤣
Every character on the show is hilarious in their own way.
My dog makes that noise sometimes
😅😅😅
"africans, dyslexics, children...that sort of things"
...I don't say it no good...
Now you're thinking like Albert Fish
@@iamgubbler95 Oh god, don't remind me about that guy!
@@Gloth_Sang I heard he was real mean to children >:( what a douchebag
@@iamgubbler95 I bet he doesn't own a doghouse
I'll say I met a nice man in the bathroom and we traded shirts
I think that's a reference to Multiplicity with Michael Keaton. It's too weird to be a coincidence.
Sharing is caring
@@kegsofvomitspit i agree. maybe you could save someone's bad date. bro code.
@Franz Kafka That definitely more than just a "nice guy" 😂😂
Not that weird, I’ve traded shirts with random strangers I’ve met on a night out and so have many of my friends.
I love how Charlie starts ordering from Dennis likes hes actually the Manager
Ben Peterson i actually never picked up on that, soo many jokes packed into so little time. Truly amazing
I watched this scene a number of times but never thought about this point. I guess I was focused on the yummy milk steak 🥛 🥩
@@ashsun5103 you guys are slow lmao
"I'm a full on rapist"... I laughed soo hard!!! 😭😂😭😂😭😂
I've never laughed so much watching a tv show when I saw that lool
It's gets blocked up in my mouth and I don't say it no good
Africans.......dyslexics...children. That sort of thing....
I'm a janitor at a bar
funniest line of the show.
Can we talk about how forgiving and patient the girl was?
She didn't leave when he showed up sweating profusely, figeting nervously, smelling like Cheese and bleeding from hornet stings.
She didn't leave after noticing that he wasn't even literate enough to pronounce "philanthropist".
She didn't leave when he confessed everything she knew about him was a lie.
She didn't leave when he told her he was just a broke janitor in a bar.
It took him literally sexally assaulting her for her to realize the date is over.
they REALLY like white men.
@@fakename6658 yeah not gonna lie Asian women are super thirsty for white men...
@@fakename6658because white men are the best. With most invention and many more. I love when women and ppl of color always crying about us white men lol
She was too pure for this scene. And i love her for that.
This show is beyond hilarious.
funniest of them all
Kevin Lazaro totally trailer park boys and curb your enthusiasm are right behind it.
True. It's Always Sunny never changed either. Anyone who says different just didn't get it.
@@johnnihil1689 Idk about that. The last couple of seasons have been relatively weak.
@@mrskinszszs looks like the same show to me
The sound Dennis makes when he asks for a milk steak hahaha.
Moraks Bamdo lol he makes the same sound when Dee suggests she can seduce Brad earlier in the episode.
I came here to say that exact thing, I'm glad others find that as fucking hilarous as I do.
Like he knew he fucked up when he said that
It is the funniest fucking thing! Yes it kills me when he does it to Dee 😂😂😂
💀
"It gets blocked up in my mouth; I don't say it no goods" lmao
Pure cringe in a hilarious way
He's quoting Rocky
Her face when he says he’s a janitor at a bar is underrated and hilarious ahaha
I don't even think this was a dealbreaker for her. But then again she was online dating in 2009...
Kinda sweet, actually
Please, please, please stop saying that things are underrated.
@@CirrowProductions the point you're making is underrated
@@CirrowProductions No
I love how shes kind enough to hand him her napkin and he wipes bloody hornet stings and sweat on to it and then hands it back to her as if she’s gonna use it now. Also the slight pause and subtle grossed out look she makes as she grabs it back from him is priceless.
I didn’t even notice that he gave it back that’s hilarious
Everybody took that from the clip. That’s the comedy in the show
1:30 I love how Charlie hands her back the cloth after wiping down his hornet stings. She's like, ummm I don't want this.
Making a move doesn't mean stabbing at a woman's breasts with your fingers.
That's what I love about this show. It's hilarious, while at the same time, informative.
Word Unheard if you needed a tv show to tell you common sense like that then you’re an idiot
Nikhil Bhalla He was clearly making a joke. I’d watch who you call an idiot buddy
Nikhil Bhalla Wow, that joke went right over your head, didn’t it.
@@nikhilbhalla5542 "any amount of cheese before a date is to much cheese"- words to live by
This comment, like a fine milksteak, is divine.
Ugh 7/10 too many knees not enough little green ghouls.
Little green ghouls buddy!
Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around.
Also not enough magnets. I mean, not necessarily making, collecting, or playing with them...just magnets.
7/10 is pretty good for that many knees!
why didnt he talk about bird law
"Well I suppose I'll be taking that milk steak to go then"
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The funniest part is how immediately after that Mac is just staring straight away from them, trying so hard not to break character.
I get emotional when he concedes "I'm a janitor at a bar"
it's such a subtly sweet moment
And she is instantly disappointed. Not enough $$$
@@LordTalax More like cuz he lied. She still stuck around afterward, didn't she?
@@GIR177 lmao she wouldn't have even agreed to have the date if he put bar janitor as his occupation
@@Dreamagain11 Honesty gets a lot of dates, you would be surprised at how many dudes find success just by being open about who they are. It also shows confidence, and who doesn't like to date a confident person?
"It gets blocked up in my mouth I don't say it no goods."
If Charlie Day wasn't discovered, the world would be significantly less enjoyable.
Adam Lacy well said, Charlie Day is fantastic,man.
Dennis: If anything goes wrong, I'll come out there, I'll say I'm the manager.
*goes out there almost immediately*
bro, you're ordering milk steak and jellybeans.
You dont know shit about shit!
That single line is the best thing in this entire episode.
I’ll go to my grave with Seinfeld as my #1 show, but this show is a close 2nd. The way he expresses his anger/frustration after he says Jellybeans gets me every time
@@Marz997 how about Curb your Enthusiasm?
Raw.
@@KO-wu4vv
1. It's always Sunny In Philadelphia
2. Curb your Enthousiasm
Really don't like seinfeld that much tbh
Her face when he says he's a janitor is so adorable lmao
That actress is soooooo gorgeous😍
The actress who plays his date is actually pretty amazing. Can't recall seeing her anywhere else though.
I thought the same thing
3:43 that sarcastic Dennis laugh and head movement get me every time
Lmao at Dennis running out immediately after he says "I'll come out if something goes wrong".
Everything Dennis has done in this scene is nothing but gentlemanly.. gives great advice, comes in to save in time, slaps Charlie's wrist when he goes for the breast grab.
(Which is really funny considering how rapey he acts someti- most of the time with his own dates hahaha) Man these characters are absolutely amazing 👌 so refreshing ~ best show
Mac: "It's a yes or no scenario"
Dennis: "It is a NOO scenario"
Lmao Dennis silent reaction when Mac suggest they bang in the coatroom.
Yeah, also, him holding in his anger when Charlie orders the milksteak and jellybeans.
"does that calm you down!?"
likeriver the best way to get a hold of the guy who made the payment for the last two years is to make three weeks and then buying a house in a few minutes to talk about the supplement for you and your family have a wonderful Christmas
3:12 I love when Charlie tries to fix up his hair and look more presentable before he goes back out to his date, and motions to Dennis and Mac trying to get a “I’m looking better now, right?” reaction and they’re both totally silent and then tell him just get back out there 😂😂
"I'll say I met a nice guy in the bathroom and we traded shirts."
She has the softest, most pleasant voice.
Mac's earnest question of "Does that calm you down?" 0:39 is one of those moments that make Always Sunny brilliant
"Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese" lol. Words to live by.
I love how Dennis is the most sane in the earlier seasons. That changes quickly
Absolutely love the way the date says “I’m sorry, did you say you’re a ‘full-on rapist’?”
I like the cartoony way Dennis runs in. He just skids to a halt at the table
She’s super adorable
My favorite moments/quotes from this scene, there's so many:
0:49 "I had a block of cheese'
1:44 "I'm a full-on rapist, you know..."
2:35 "canigetacanigeta"
3:26 "I was like 'gimme your shirt bro'"
3:41 Dennis's response to milksteak
4:08 Charlie's scream after getting slapped
Dennis' reactions to every absurdity are hilarious.
His date stayed after the initial encounter, my suspension of belief is broken.
Bc she’s Asian and they can’t resist chalkies
@@totoroid what?
@@totoroid ?
How come? If my blind date was drippy and covered in hornet stings I'd stay to find out why too
This was the scene and the episode that got me into this show. I was watching comedy central way back when, and my friend was always raving about this show, so I decided to check it out... immediately became my absolute favorite. Goddamn, I love these guys.
The fact that a cutie pie lawyer was still there after he said looks so rough and said “I’m a janitor at a bar” is impressive, but Charlie still blows it 😂 how tf do you get a date with a lawyer in the first place?!
"how tf do you get a date with a lawyer in the first place?!"
Have your sociopath friend make you an extremely dishonest profile on a dating site (website, not app) fifteen years ago?
White privilege in dating is real. Even with a fake profile and a doctored photo Charlie has no problem getting a date with a cute, smart Asian girl.
@@noseraph u are fun at parties
@@noseraphyou know this isn't real right
@@duckchen2676 How can a TV documentary about Philadelphia's weather not be real?
Can't wait for Luigi to order a milk steak with jellybeans on his date with Daisy
what is a milk steak please?
“That’s a 50/50 scenario”
“THATS A NO SCENARIO”
Lmaoooo
Maybe I'm reading the scene wrong, but the first part of this date is actually low-key really sweet. When Charlie just gives up on his lie and defeatedly says "I'm a janitor at a bar," I read her expression as being sympathetic towards him because he's obviously trying really hard to impress her and he's nervous as hell. That, coupled with the fact that she DIDN'T immediately bail after "full-on rapist" says to me that the date may have actually gone okay had Mac and Dennis not stepped in to "help." Keep in mind that all of this is AFTER seeing his dating profile with the horrible picture and incomprehensible answers.
Perhaps she's also into ghouls.
There was no way this date was going to go okay. None.
Your last sentence makes me feel terrible for the lady. Hope she's doing ok maybe she can do a quick appearance on the show to confirm she didn't blow her brains out after this date.
@@asecretone Maybe her favorite hobby is also magnets.
Dennis and Mac used other answers
This entire episode is one the finest examples of comedy writing ever.
“she’s a lawyer, i like THAT”
ty for not naming the video "full on rapist", i've never seen this before and the surprise was amazing
yo nice pfp I love peach pit
This is one of the best scenes in the series. Nonstop jokes
I love how dennis says dont breathe in her direction and he's having dinner with her
Joel P Dennis is a spitting image of Ted Bundy... physically and mentally
@@rickyg8462 nah he has some sympathy
@@RCsFinest when?
@@lovelessissimo in this episode, the Bruce Mathis episodes kinda showed a bit too
@@RCsFinest I am not an expert, but I have heard that psychopaths will imitate sympathy in order to further their own agendas.
This has to be one of the best scenes in television history 🤣
3:10 is one of my favorite moments in this show. Perfect example of physical comedy and Rob trying not to break makes it even funnier.
😂”My good man, I’m gonna want the milk steak boiled over hard, with a side of your finest jelly beans, Raw!” Lmao, I cried real tears when I first saw this episode I swear,lol!
Interesting how Dennis is the voice of sanity here.
I like how she’s pretty much on board for the first min despite him looking like he just ran three miles in the Everglades.
Dennis and Mac would be the best wingmen
They tried so hard lol
Lol just Dennis. Mac's ideas weren't the best
You wouldn't want to know anyone like Mac and Dennis in real life lol
"Hey I own this joint and I know this guy and he is loaded" lmao get yourself a wingman like Mac
Jackie is absolute sweet heart she hung in there all the way till Charlie made his “move”. 😂
Dennis: "Hi I'm the manager, Mr. Kelly is one of our preferred customers"
Mac: *Hey I know this guy and he is LOADED*
I like how he says he's a janitor in a bar rather than "I own a bar"
Dennis' reaction to just about everything after he introduces himself as the manager makes me die
3:33
lol he pops in like an xbox live avatar
To be fair, cheese does have a drug like effect like gravy that may calm you if your nervous, charlie learned that through his many lawyerings.
I knew about the cheese but i didnt know about gravy😳
The actress makes it even funnier. The way she says "I'm sorry.,.......did you say you're a full-on rapist?" makes me howl.
This is the epitome of dating. Trying to hard to impress someone and pretending to be a completely different person. I’d rather be rejected for who i am than accepted for who I’m not
A side of your finest jelly beans... raw!
"Hey I own this joint and I know this guy,.. he is Loaded!" hahahaa this show
Half the show is just them arguing over nonsense and that's why I love it so much.
Oh Man, Ive always cooked my jellybeans but I guess Ill try them raw next time!
Hahahah everything about this scene, their expressions, noises, the ridiculous situation haha comedy gold.
“Does that calm you down?” - probably the most underrated line in this clip
You can see Rob trying not to break at 3:14
There should be a drinking contest where you have to take a shot every time Rob breaks character.
saiferoth Lmao
@OCD Stig Glenn noticed too. He had to look away or he probably would've broken too.
When you read into things too much.
@Creatotron neither is it far fetched to have a smile or “laughter” or something loosely interpreted as such be written into the script.
When Dennis runs in almost falls over and starts doing that fake laugh I lose it.
"hows about i clear out the coat room and you guys hit it in there "
Rego Franco lmao i was gonna comment this, so i looked to see if someone had posted it already. Funny shit
I stopped and laughed for 20 seconds
This whole scene is loaded with choice dialogue but for some reason the way Mac delivers this, it's comedy gold. I know it's coming and it still kills me every time.
I've been watching these clips for the better part of an hour now and it's absolute chaos. Everything they do is just god awful and I love it.
A Human lawyer and a bird lawyer on a date. What could go wrong ?
03:51 "Hey, I own this joint and I know this guy" -Mac
milksteak and jelly beans!!
"If things go south I'll come out and say I'm the manager"
is literally out there 5 seconds later lmao
Dennis' horrified expression at the end gets to me the most every time.
The irony of this scene is that Jackie was way sweeter than the waitress and if Charlie was only himself they may have somehow mira ulously clicked.
Charlie handing the bloody napkin back at the lady. I think that's most underrated moment in the entire show.
Any date that doesn't go for milksteak and jelly beans deserves to leave!
Mac: "Charlie make a move"
Charlie: "Understood, target locked. Operation titty stab is a go."
1:30 I just noticed Charlie handing her the bloody cloth napkin back😂
2:35 always has me in stitches. When utter desperation leads to gibberish.
She crushed this scene. It really is one of the best they ever did.
Charlie handing the bloody napkin back to the woman is such subtle comedy
I love how he hands the napkin back to her after he dabs the hornet stings. This show is great! I love Charlie.
Second best Charlie date scene, first being when he pukes blood all over the chick's face in the limo.
"Can I offer you an egg during this trying time?"