In Love With A Creeper (ft. Kurtis Conner)

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  • @yikes.
    @yikes. 3 роки тому +6454

    that creeper is definitely a level 3 wizard

  • @Pancakebackflip
    @Pancakebackflip 3 роки тому +6162

    Rhyming "Neeson" with "threesome" is clearly the result of divine influence, it's just too beautiful

    • @madisonimig6260
      @madisonimig6260 3 роки тому +36

      Hey this comment changed my life

    • @ashley-tt9os
      @ashley-tt9os 3 роки тому +17

      my favorite line ✨✨

    • @timallenbrown
      @timallenbrown 3 роки тому +19

      Liam Neeson's knees, son!

    • @milantoth6246
      @milantoth6246 3 роки тому +6

      God truly helped out with that one

    • @maladyL
      @maladyL 3 роки тому +17

      @@timallenbrown Liam Neeson's Niece's Son Drives a Nissan

  • @boricuabrat
    @boricuabrat 3 роки тому +7563

    of fucking COURSE kurtis' first line is a "i hardly know her" joke. i gotta give it to em this goes hard

    • @morganhansen8568
      @morganhansen8568 3 роки тому +161

      DUDE GET OUT I SOO AGREEE. such a kurtis thing to do

    • @Anna-si4ck
      @Anna-si4ck 3 роки тому +58

      iconic tbh

    • @djeffree1942
      @djeffree1942 3 роки тому +19

      No it is “creeper, I hardly know her.”

    • @morganhansen8568
      @morganhansen8568 3 роки тому +5

      @D Jeffree yes and?

    • @morganhansen8568
      @morganhansen8568 3 роки тому +96

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  • @itsben95
    @itsben95 3 роки тому +34970

    This is like the most Nsfw child friendly intended song ive heard in a long time

    • @RichBoy-wn9tl
      @RichBoy-wn9tl 3 роки тому +204

      True lol

    • @BobbEditz
      @BobbEditz 3 роки тому +59

      Facts lol

    • @hquin226
      @hquin226 3 роки тому +67

      Oh, hi Ben-

    • @chasewilliams6801
      @chasewilliams6801 3 роки тому +17

      I love it

    • @redrk9731
      @redrk9731 3 роки тому +176

      nothing on youtube supposed to be child friendly that's why there's *UA-cam Kids™*

  • @Sgt_Recka
    @Sgt_Recka 3 роки тому +10447

    “I will never ever make a Minecraft song guys”
    So that was a fucking lie

    • @claireh1158
      @claireh1158 3 роки тому +433

      We were hoodwinked!

    • @joselyn8604
      @joselyn8604 3 роки тому +248

      he bamboozled us!

    • @smousex
      @smousex 3 роки тому +260

      "Guys is this a haze?!"

    • @bacon3969
      @bacon3969 3 роки тому +53

      Completely fooled I say!

    • @pixell2520
      @pixell2520 3 роки тому +163

      Wasn’t it Danny Gonzalez that said that? This this Danny GAMEzalez, different person

  • @nikantt
    @nikantt 3 роки тому +8082

    Let's appreciate how they manage to travel to Minecraft to shoot this music video in a middle of a Pandemic. Like, they're really devoted to their public.

    • @aryanpratap5597
      @aryanpratap5597 3 роки тому +137

      they just grabbed the shoulders of an enderman... and vwooped there, it isn't dat hard

    • @underscorestarninja3156
      @underscorestarninja3156 3 роки тому +33

      Damn I wanted to woooosh someone

    • @pandamonium7170
      @pandamonium7170 3 роки тому +66

      @@underscorestarninja3156 Honestly, I was expecting someone to be like "OmG YoUr SoOoOoO dUmB. It'S a GrEeN sCrEen."

    • @xpuupypawzzzx9781
      @xpuupypawzzzx9781 3 роки тому +3

      @Nishchay Dutt 4/wooooosh

    • @pandamonium7170
      @pandamonium7170 3 роки тому +10

      @Nishchay Dutt I know what I must do, but I do not know if I have the strength to do it.

  • @rowannnnnnnnnn
    @rowannnnnnnnnn Рік тому +2815

    danny’s got some explaining to do once his child finds this gold

    • @jaydrtysoul
      @jaydrtysoul Рік тому +50

      oml

    • @decm3_727
      @decm3_727 Рік тому +221

      It'll be so strange for all the kids of influencers to be able to watch videos of their parents when they're like teens/young adults

    • @brunacandida4232
      @brunacandida4232 10 місяців тому

      ​@@decm3_727 and almost all danny's life still online

    • @Sghgyv
      @Sghgyv 9 місяців тому +63

      I’d be so embarrassed if my dad made this LMAO

    • @WildMoose2
      @WildMoose2 9 місяців тому +43

      ​@@SghgyvI'd be proud but maybe its just me lol

  • @pokegracie
    @pokegracie 3 роки тому +5585

    “ive gotta craft a way to make you mine” is probably the smoothest thing ever said

  • @irinman3225
    @irinman3225 3 роки тому +6059

    "she's hissing like a demon, i'm in her nether regions" and "hop onto the mineshaft, do it like a speedrun" have absolutely no business going so hard im-

    • @thehiddenaccount1441
      @thehiddenaccount1441 3 роки тому +334

      You forgot “planks and sticks baby give me a sign”

    • @Madelune7
      @Madelune7 3 роки тому +254

      “Can’t get you outta my mind so I gotta craft a way to make you mine”

    • @creepermanzombie24
      @creepermanzombie24 3 роки тому +134

      "Ay, let me explode in your cave"

    • @cassindra438
      @cassindra438 3 роки тому +40

      going hard indeed

    • @diogenesofsinope7465
      @diogenesofsinope7465 3 роки тому +21

      You’re what? Finish your sentence
      Are you ok? Maybe you have Alzheimer’s and forgot what you were doing.

  • @BigToeBePoppin
    @BigToeBePoppin 3 роки тому +15939

    “Creeper? I hardly know her” is the most Kurtis lyric ever

    • @poosy9757
      @poosy9757 3 роки тому +93

      YEAH SKAKDOWOD

    • @RKOP10
      @RKOP10 3 роки тому +60

    • @n0limitmarz
      @n0limitmarz 3 роки тому +67

      @@RKOP10 how did you do that

    • @wrenissogay
      @wrenissogay 3 роки тому +62

      @@RKOP10 #cancelled

    • @RKOP10
      @RKOP10 3 роки тому +21

      @@n0limitmarz ㅤㅤㅤ

  • @sequatia
    @sequatia 4 місяці тому +137

    the minecraft movie could never reach this level of perfection

  • @everything3x21
    @everything3x21 3 роки тому +7672

    This might be the most R rated Minecraft song yet crafted

    • @baaiken7511
      @baaiken7511 3 роки тому +29

      Fr

    • @FaissalsAnimation
      @FaissalsAnimation 3 роки тому +18

      PewDiePie's Mine All Day exists

    • @huh2245
      @huh2245 3 роки тому +122

      @@FaissalsAnimation bruh that's not bad at all

    • @StormChasingNinja
      @StormChasingNinja 3 роки тому +17

      Imma need the crafting recipe for this. For person reasons of course..

    • @dndplayer9644
      @dndplayer9644 3 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @quitequeerquesadilla
    @quitequeerquesadilla Рік тому +3561

    "Not necessary if we have a threesome" should really just be the final resolution to all love triangles in fiction in my opinion

    • @asmrallison
      @asmrallison Рік тому +75

      you get it

    • @unfortuneattic
      @unfortuneattic Рік тому +139

      why stop in fiction

    • @honkstheclown8631
      @honkstheclown8631 Рік тому +99

      The nerd in me wants to say that love triangles often represent the pull between completely different lives or ideologies, in which case choosing both muddles the conflict. The nerd I'm in thinks threesomes are awesome.

    • @vulpevulpevulpevulpevulpevulpe
      @vulpevulpevulpevulpevulpevulpe Рік тому +40

      @@honkstheclown8631 i bet there's someone else in that nerd right now

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 11 місяців тому +3

      That ain't no resolution.

  • @RyeBread271
    @RyeBread271 3 роки тому +11245

    Shakespeare’s been real quiet since Danny said “Planks and sticks baby, give me a sign”

    • @biggaylol5438
      @biggaylol5438 3 роки тому +284

      its cause he's dead
      Danny, i mean

    • @Jojo-kq1zw
      @Jojo-kq1zw 3 роки тому +127

      @@biggaylol5438 he lost his ingots too

    • @celia2116
      @celia2116 3 роки тому +19

      it’s his birthday tmr put some respect on his name 😡😢🙄💪🏼

    • @Jojo-kq1zw
      @Jojo-kq1zw 3 роки тому +14

      @Scooble who? Danny or Shakespeare

    • @Jojo-kq1zw
      @Jojo-kq1zw 3 роки тому +23

      @Scooble if you meant Shakespeare you know he's only been dead for 405 years, roundabout

  • @cookiedough7660
    @cookiedough7660 3 роки тому +12290

    I’m now in shock because I never expected so many sexual innuendos in a Minecraft song lmfao

    • @sydsquid164
      @sydsquid164 3 роки тому +15

      SHDHHFF

    • @cadenceolivia6304
      @cadenceolivia6304 3 роки тому +321

      I didn't think it was possible

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 роки тому +388

      I witnessed it live and everyone in chat was so shocked and confused cuz it came out of no where lol.

    • @thechrysialid
      @thechrysialid 3 роки тому +261

      "innuendos" they literally said they were gonna have sex lol

    • @NickName120o50
      @NickName120o50 3 роки тому +5

      IKR

  • @jasp_drawz
    @jasp_drawz 8 місяців тому +152

    The creativity in these lyrics is actually so impressive. It’s literally a song about two guys who are in love with a Minecraft creeper.

    • @MinkleCrow
      @MinkleCrow 8 місяців тому +1

      you’d think from the title they’d be in love with each other

  • @SheventyFo
    @SheventyFo 3 роки тому +3474

    Danny to Curtis: “what rhymes with 3 some?”
    ...
    Together in unison: “LIAM NEESON”

    • @chloemcewan1201
      @chloemcewan1201 3 роки тому +71

      Kurtis

    • @june-zz3cm
      @june-zz3cm 3 роки тому +45

      curtis

    • @vitalina8534
      @vitalina8534 3 роки тому +88

      liam neeson's knees, son

    • @slamduncan6685
      @slamduncan6685 3 роки тому +10

      Threesome is a word don’t write 3 some. Sorry I’m a grammar nazi

    • @SheventyFo
      @SheventyFo 3 роки тому +13

      @@slamduncan6685 lol sorry it is not too often that I am spelling out threesome

  • @nicoleadriano4658
    @nicoleadriano4658 3 роки тому +7024

    love that the consent was clear and enthusiastic

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 3 роки тому +383

      🤖yes🤖

    • @DiamantisHell
      @DiamantisHell 3 роки тому +171

      That's wholesome

    • @seauqis
      @seauqis 3 роки тому +240

      we stan the consent kings 😫💖

    • @tatsumitatsumi625
      @tatsumitatsumi625 3 роки тому +5

      @@seauqis you stalk them? Okay then.

    • @myballs2900
      @myballs2900 3 роки тому +10

      @@tatsumitatsumi625 hug

  • @Possiblyjaz
    @Possiblyjaz 3 роки тому +3955

    I like how Kurtis still managed to slip in a "I hardly know her" joke

  • @nateleavy5189
    @nateleavy5189 2 роки тому +695

    I hate how lyrically genius this is

  • @kuhinde
    @kuhinde 3 роки тому +1928

    *explosive twerking*

  • @chillysys
    @chillysys 3 роки тому +8564

    The lyrics are so unbelievably dirty yet so catchy *uncomfortably sings along*

  • @likateixeira3811
    @likateixeira3811 3 роки тому +8087

    "should we battle like Liam neeson? not necessary if we have a threesome"
    THE VOCALS ON THIS LINE HOLY SHIT

    • @lyriccory198
      @lyriccory198 3 роки тому +86

      Thank you!! I've been looking for this comment!

    • @_eIIa_
      @_eIIa_ 2 роки тому +136

      that + their facial expressions makes me extremely happy

    • @QueenieBam
      @QueenieBam 2 роки тому +13

      Yes

    • @bloodybutterfly2992
      @bloodybutterfly2992 2 роки тому +94

      also the "We're in looove" at 2:25? damn

    • @bloodybutterfly2992
      @bloodybutterfly2992 2 роки тому +60

      i mean.. i know they use autotune and erverything.. but that doesnt really matter in the end :D

  • @Spunro
    @Spunro 2 роки тому +383

    “gotta craft a way to make you mine, planks and sticks baby give me a sign” is geniunely a genius line

  • @soupking5
    @soupking5 3 роки тому +1907

    “I can’t get you off my mind, so I’ve got to craft a way to make you mine. Planks and sticks baby give me a sign, break the bed cause we ain’t sleepin tonight.” Legitimately some of the most hard bars I’ve ever heard. Fuck it, this whole song is bars!

    • @lexig6799
      @lexig6799 3 роки тому +64

      the “so i’ve got to craft away to make u mine” was SO SMOOTH

    • @grayg7050
      @grayg7050 3 роки тому +14

      bars you say? iron or gold hAHA

    • @kagetm5870
      @kagetm5870 3 роки тому +6

      @@grayg7050 Netherite, Gray. Netherite.

    • @maladyL
      @maladyL 3 роки тому +2

      yeah most songs are only bars thats how music works

    • @thomasgetsgirls1582
      @thomasgetsgirls1582 3 роки тому +2

      I read that as Danny sung it

  • @TaylorReilly
    @TaylorReilly 3 роки тому +2757

    this bangs

    • @rightdress
      @rightdress 3 роки тому +62

      just like danny, drew, and the creeper 😳

    • @kazzoey9164
      @kazzoey9164 3 роки тому +13

      Isabelle Wang “drew”

    • @maruchancherub1180
      @maruchancherub1180 3 роки тому +6

      @@rightdress its kurtis 😭

    • @twelsh4094
      @twelsh4094 3 роки тому +26

      @@maruchancherub1180 naw thats drew im pretty sure

    • @maruchancherub1180
      @maruchancherub1180 3 роки тому +1

      @@twelsh4094 this is upsetting 😤😤

  • @w0rmeatr
    @w0rmeatr 2 роки тому +5446

    This man is a lyrical genius. “Craft a way to make you mine”, “Planks and sticks baby gimme a sign.” “Break the bed cause we ain’t sleeping tonight”

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart Рік тому +14

      Yes, everyone else heard the lyrics too.

    • @gag9500
      @gag9500 Рік тому +269

      @@englishatheart no need for this comment btw

    • @FusionttvO.o
      @FusionttvO.o Рік тому +58

      @@gag9500 yeah fr 😭

    • @jaysontatum01
      @jaysontatum01 Рік тому +111

      "break the bed 'cause we ain't sleepin' tonight" is such an Ariana Grande coded line

    • @Camsvfx_
      @Camsvfx_ Рік тому +37

      He should’ve said “call the phantoms cause we ain’t sleeping tonight”

  • @jetbolster
    @jetbolster Рік тому +152

    "i cant get you off my mind so i gotta craft a way to make you mine planks and sticks baby give me a sign and break the bed cause we aint sleepin tonight"
    danny is unironically an amazing lyricist and this is the best play on words ive heard in a song ever

  • @starsnatcher4659
    @starsnatcher4659 2 роки тому +6843

    i can just imagine danny and kurtis laughing uncontrollably while thinking of these lyrics together

  • @abiwright2726
    @abiwright2726 3 роки тому +3369

    I will never recover from “creeper? I hardly know her”

    • @jtm8514
      @jtm8514 3 роки тому +46

      I don't think anyone can.

    • @noah-kc3tx
      @noah-kc3tx 3 роки тому +17

      it will forever live in my head

    • @ssnowypug
      @ssnowypug 3 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @txiczmbie1077
      @txiczmbie1077 3 роки тому +17

      i love it bc kurt ALWAYS makes that joke so it's perfect

    • @Javii1
      @Javii1 3 роки тому +4

      it was so expected yet so unexpected

  • @opossum7637
    @opossum7637 3 роки тому +7391

    Sometimes a family is two men making an uncomfortable amount of Minecraft sexual innuendos and their shared creeper lover, and that’s ok

    • @ghoulstreet
      @ghoulstreet 3 роки тому +218

      Gonna have this talk with my kids one day

    • @glenndonuts
      @glenndonuts 3 роки тому +84

      That's a family

    • @savannah9197
      @savannah9197 3 роки тому +61

      true love man

    • @Izodeus
      @Izodeus 3 роки тому +43

      That's the only way to have a family

    • @zigzaq
      @zigzaq 3 роки тому +15

      this comment 😭

  • @wismuel
    @wismuel Рік тому +1078

    I love how even in a silly little song they still make sure to ask if the creeper was comfortable with a threesome.

  • @yep4andy
    @yep4andy 3 роки тому +14214

    of course she blew up 🙄 all creepers are the same smh ✋😪

    • @komu..
      @komu.. 3 роки тому +41

      Legendary crossover ily andyy

    • @ph4nt0mthief
      @ph4nt0mthief 3 роки тому +26

      Queen supporting kings

    • @personwithamid-lifecrisis6289
      @personwithamid-lifecrisis6289 3 роки тому +31

      Oh 😳 I did not expect to see you here but it's a welcome surprise.

    • @mjiau1
      @mjiau1 3 роки тому +3

      shm my head

    • @lictxn
      @lictxn 3 роки тому

      ommmggg 😂

  • @sharkblossom03
    @sharkblossom03 3 роки тому +931

    I love how he's singing this with his wedding ring on

    • @knoelle1357
      @knoelle1357 3 роки тому +17

      He probably can’t take it off lol 😂
      Happens to wedding rings sometimes.

    • @kelseybarton
      @kelseybarton 3 роки тому +8

      @@knoelle1357 i guess that’s one way to be loyal

    • @stella7487
      @stella7487 3 роки тому +7

      shordy gotta creeper mistress

  • @kiwile3517
    @kiwile3517 3 роки тому +10299

    Danny and Kurtis can never collab again. They're too powerful together

  • @theresivy
    @theresivy 2 роки тому +265

    love how the most replayed part is when they say in unison "not necessarily if we have a threesome" truly poetic stuff right there

  • @vixy2321
    @vixy2321 3 роки тому +6914

    I love how awkward kurtis looks when he dances like he’s shy about it

  • @cherbears
    @cherbears 3 роки тому +11430

    i think we as a society should acknowledge how the "i got a diamond pickaxe im gonna kick ass she twerkin in the cave to get cash she got a thick ass" line is quite possibly the most banger lyric ive ever heard

    • @pastjdzz
      @pastjdzz 3 роки тому +7

      Oh simpwas found is here

    • @Dethamaranth
      @Dethamaranth 3 роки тому +261

      it goes harder than it should be allowed to

    • @-angels-4019
      @-angels-4019 3 роки тому +20

      I can agree

    • @hillaryallen8249
      @hillaryallen8249 3 роки тому +229

      are we forgetting "I gotta craft a way to make you mine"

    • @deannaw9128
      @deannaw9128 3 роки тому +3

      How

  • @McMakistein
    @McMakistein 3 роки тому +5262

    Got room for a fourth? That creeper be lookin hella fine!

  • @DeceasedAir
    @DeceasedAir 9 місяців тому +124

    “Planks and sticks baby give me a sign”
    Is fucking gold holy shit

  • @-VoDkAsVengeance-
    @-VoDkAsVengeance- 3 роки тому +1846

    I love how Danny's lines are like "I'm rly into this creeper" and Kurtis's line are "LET ME BUST IN YOU SHAWTY"

    • @Trollestiatumblur
      @Trollestiatumblur 3 роки тому +129

      Danny literally said “feed you wheat to get you in the mood, my blaze rod got a little erection”….

    • @thejacquelinerowland
      @thejacquelinerowland 3 роки тому +89

      @@Trollestiatumblur kurtis said "let me explode in your cave"😭

    • @Trollestiatumblur
      @Trollestiatumblur 3 роки тому +103

      @@thejacquelinerowland Danny called the Creeper a diamond hoe and continued to say he has a lot of seed. AND called their junk raw pork and bone meal. They are both menaces 😭😭

    • @robin_ch
      @robin_ch 3 роки тому +4

      @@Trollestiatumblur wait what i thought they were talking about. like. plant seeds and actual raw pork and bones

    • @0NeeN0
      @0NeeN0 3 роки тому +16

      @@robin_ch You're young, in few years you'll get sex references and see how dirty is EVERYTHING not just song tho

  • @lou-126
    @lou-126 3 роки тому +2818

    funny to picture them filming this separately literally in different countries

    • @madisonrose1893
      @madisonrose1893 3 роки тому +66

      AHAHAHAH great direction on their behalf

    • @billiebossanova8095
      @billiebossanova8095 3 роки тому +12

      Right 😂

    • @mountaindewbajablasst
      @mountaindewbajablasst 3 роки тому +280

      smh they filmed this together in minecraft 🙄 when will ya'll learn

    • @justruthh
      @justruthh 3 роки тому +44

      @@mountaindewbajablasst ikr this is amateur hour smh

    • @droopy2088
      @droopy2088 3 роки тому +8

      @@justruthh right smh🙄

  • @thhomas4life656
    @thhomas4life656 3 роки тому +1629

    Can we talk about how beautiful the “Liam Neeson” wassss

  • @SysOpQueen
    @SysOpQueen Рік тому +203

    one of the funniest parts of this to me is still the fact they knew it was the same creeper instantly as if there aren't any more creepers in the world hahaha

    • @TennessineGD
      @TennessineGD 4 місяці тому +7

      i know this is a year old but the next shot is them standing like 5 meters apart looking at the same creeper lmao

  • @xilv4564
    @xilv4564 3 роки тому +1564

    The way Kurtis says ‘I NG O TS’ scratches my brain in the right way

  • @isabella-fleur
    @isabella-fleur 3 роки тому +3750

    just can't stop thinking about them just doing all of these things by themselves in front of their green screens

    • @Kat-pm3kd
      @Kat-pm3kd 3 роки тому +286

      Just having to imagine them sending the videos of them dancing in front of the green screen to edit them together how do you keep a straight face when your friend sends you that?

    • @zestyghost4616
      @zestyghost4616 3 роки тому +109

      0:19 must’ve looked so strange-

    • @DaviniaHill
      @DaviniaHill 3 роки тому +140

      Danny spanked himself in front of green screen, this is vanilla.

    • @jinsoulieeee
      @jinsoulieeee 3 роки тому +19

      the way this is edited too like omg...

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 3 роки тому +10

      @@DaviniaHill OUTTA POCKET

  • @ratman2163
    @ratman2163 3 роки тому +7042

    “I’m in her nether regions” that’s it everyone else can pack up we’ve hit peak 👋👋

    • @elisabetholsen4932
      @elisabetholsen4932 3 роки тому +348

      Yes! And “Let me explode in your cave”😃

    • @crunchylettuce
      @crunchylettuce 3 роки тому +204

      “He’s got raw pork chop and I got bone meal to feed ya”

    • @FreshGirl3000
      @FreshGirl3000 3 роки тому +8

      Baaaars

    • @Kat-pm3kd
      @Kat-pm3kd 3 роки тому +14

      That's what she said before exploding

    • @ashley-tt9os
      @ashley-tt9os 3 роки тому +2

      😭😭😭

  • @CaitlinKoi
    @CaitlinKoi 4 місяці тому +17

    This song is at least 2 minutes too short, this has been stuck in my head ALL DAY

  • @pokemonfanthings4444
    @pokemonfanthings4444 2 роки тому +6078

    The ‘I hardly know her’ is literally only funny when Kurtis does it

    • @blehh3726
      @blehh3726 2 роки тому +40

      Haha so true

    • @malevolentsnow9867
      @malevolentsnow9867 2 роки тому +259

      I couldn’t believe no one pointed out how the “I hardly know her,” line is one of Kurtis’s iconic jokes and how great it is it’s incorporated into the song.

    • @Bung33Boy
      @Bung33Boy Рік тому +36

      I think it's because it's super ironic whenever he does it

    • @lilykat.
      @lilykat. Рік тому +29

      @@Bung33Boy AND super iconic 😎

    • @Bung33Boy
      @Bung33Boy Рік тому +8

      @@lilykat. OH heck yes

  • @lauren9040
    @lauren9040 3 роки тому +3310

    “Gotta craft a way to make you mine”
    DAMN.....Shakespeare’s been real quiet ever since that line dropped.

    • @idkyet1248
      @idkyet1248 3 роки тому +4

      I would like your comment, but you currently have 69 likes :(

    • @noahatwater408
      @noahatwater408 3 роки тому +4

      Isn't he dead?

    • @idkyet1248
      @idkyet1248 3 роки тому +16

      @@noahatwater408 yes.

    • @chamliyanawaduge7496
      @chamliyanawaduge7496 3 роки тому

      Maybe cuz he's dead....?

    • @idkyet1248
      @idkyet1248 3 роки тому +28

      @@chamliyanawaduge7496 not you taking a joke literally

  • @lizard4089
    @lizard4089 3 роки тому +1936

    “Mark my words I will never do a Minecraft song”
    - Danny last stream

  • @livel3ak
    @livel3ak 23 дні тому +7

    never thought it was possible to make a minecraft song so explicit

  • @Edensholders
    @Edensholders 3 роки тому +8208

    Can’t believe drew made a song with Harry styles

    • @heartcore1603
      @heartcore1603 3 роки тому +68

      best comment !!!

    • @paybafpvzimp6296
      @paybafpvzimp6296 3 роки тому +52

      Stupid that is drew gooden

    • @Ashay_Clay
      @Ashay_Clay 3 роки тому +9

      What’s it called

    • @Ashay_Clay
      @Ashay_Clay 3 роки тому +8

      @RYA FITZSIMMONS the drew gooden and Harry styles song stupid

    • @Ashay_Clay
      @Ashay_Clay 3 роки тому +1

      @RYA FITZSIMMONS actually I like nial stupid

  • @izethetic
    @izethetic 3 роки тому +3064

    this is a pog moment chat

  • @lailah-537
    @lailah-537 3 роки тому +6976

    after kurtis said "im in her nether regions" I has to pause the video to contemplate how my life got to this point

    • @eliannalovee
      @eliannalovee 3 роки тому +120

      SAME💀😭

    • @unicorn1poop
      @unicorn1poop 3 роки тому +620

      I got to "Let me explode in your cave" until I was like yup this is the worst, I love it

    • @StormChasingNinja
      @StormChasingNinja 3 роки тому +117

      Lord have mercy what did I just listen too 💀💀💀

    • @vianna9428
      @vianna9428 3 роки тому +179

      the worst part of it all is that the song is actually quite well produced

    • @NAME-yg8sl
      @NAME-yg8sl 3 роки тому +23

      @@StormChasingNinja I need some holy water!😭

  • @Tonithealtwing
    @Tonithealtwing 3 місяці тому +12

    0:49 This part specifically goes harder than it has any right to

  • @luciagarzat
    @luciagarzat 3 роки тому +3950

    these are unironically some of the smartest lyrics i’ve ever seen

    • @thegingerx
      @thegingerx 3 роки тому +207

      RIGHT!!! it’s well written which is especially tough for a Minecraft parody song lmao

    • @timmybee3669
      @timmybee3669 3 роки тому +5

      Songs funny and pretty good...but maybe you should listen to some more lyrical hip-hop. It does have better lyrics than most hip-hop these days though...

    • @luciagarzat
      @luciagarzat 3 роки тому +144

      @@timmybee3669 i do listen to lyrical hip-hop, i’m a big fan of rappers like tupac, biggie and kendrick. i just mean that, considering it’s a minecraft parody song, the lyrics are very fucking smart

    • @ericromero7110
      @ericromero7110 3 роки тому +15

      except when his sword has protection 3

    • @lavenderlunetta
      @lavenderlunetta 3 роки тому +69

      @@timmybee3669 dude nobody said they were the same as lyrical rappers 😭 of course it’s not the same

  • @louloudaki_
    @louloudaki_ 3 роки тому +4959

    “my sword has level 3 protection” is such a funny pun and it’s made even better because you literally can’t get that enchantment on a sword, i’m still laughing over it

    • @baulderos1950
      @baulderos1950 3 роки тому +215

      OH SHIT I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE

    • @godessofthedogs3551
      @godessofthedogs3551 3 роки тому +14

      @@baulderos1950 well now you do.

    • @laurenlemon
      @laurenlemon 2 роки тому +8

      @@baulderos1950 lmao same

    • @YeetusTheFetus
      @YeetusTheFetus 2 роки тому +7

      You can with enchantment books

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 2 роки тому +95

      I like how it implies that he went through all the trouble of hacking into the game but doesn't even get himself the highest level of protection

  • @Supataco115
    @Supataco115 3 роки тому +3433

    You deciding to play Minecraft was probably the best decision made by anyone in 2021

  • @vortex8878
    @vortex8878 Рік тому +86

    Can't wait til his child grows up and see's this

  • @eliesplanetzoo
    @eliesplanetzoo 3 роки тому +525

    they are literal lyrical geniuses and nobody can change my mind

  • @boypaws
    @boypaws 2 роки тому +6277

    danny is genuinely an amazing lyricist and i'm never surprised that his songs are good, but i am surprised that *this* is the one i cant stop listening to

    • @yoongiverse.
      @yoongiverse. 2 роки тому +99

      dude fr i keep coming back to it like over and over

    • @beanbagburrito
      @beanbagburrito Рік тому +17

      yea its annoying when people are like "WhY iS tHiS aCtUaLlY sO gOoD??

    • @jazperspinnet1983
      @jazperspinnet1983 Рік тому +10

      SAME
      it sounds so annoying to say ‘UNIRONICALLY DUDE??? slaps’ but UNIRONICLALYD DUDE

    • @iHeardYourVoiceInADream
      @iHeardYourVoiceInADream Рік тому +1

      CREEPER I HARDLY KNOW HER

    • @jaysontatum01
      @jaysontatum01 Рік тому +8

      Yeah Danny is so talented. Remember when he ghost-wrote a song for Justin Bieber AND choreographed Justin's dancing in the music video?

  • @emmasunshine2584
    @emmasunshine2584 3 роки тому +343

    We could have had a reality TV series about this creeper and her polyamorous relationship

  • @jiayilee1873
    @jiayilee1873 Рік тому +108

    i love how danny wore his wedding ring throughout this mv

  • @kianar210
    @kianar210 3 роки тому +596

    blocky twerking

  • @brickman770
    @brickman770 3 роки тому +16998

    congratulations, you have (probably) written and sung the first song about a polyamorous relationship with a minecraft creeper

  • @petriditch
    @petriditch 3 роки тому +531

    WHY DID KURTIS’S VERSE GO SO HARD LMAOO

    • @aimee-hyj
      @aimee-hyj 3 роки тому +36

      CREEPER? I HARDLY KNOW HER

    • @12woodsteps
      @12woodsteps 3 роки тому +5

      SERIOUSLY IT WAS SO FUNNY

    • @kathj2972
      @kathj2972 3 роки тому

      LITERALLY!!! FOR WHAT?!

  • @syltye
    @syltye 10 місяців тому +14

    this song has absolutely no business going this hard

  • @sboeke
    @sboeke 3 роки тому +636

    “I’ve got to craft away to make you mine” Solid Minecraft lyric

  • @florian5560
    @florian5560 3 роки тому +858

    The “she twerking in the cave to get cash” lyric had no reason to go so hard

    • @kngbee07
      @kngbee07 3 роки тому +2

      i hate that i read this comment as that line played

  • @fishstics5
    @fishstics5 2 роки тому +3039

    how Kurtis said "ingot" at the end always makes me laugh

  • @unnamedweirdo3804
    @unnamedweirdo3804 18 днів тому +5

    Why is Kurtis saying "I had so many ingots" such a funny line

  • @bailarinasesina1752
    @bailarinasesina1752 3 роки тому +376

    "So I gotta craft a way to make you mine
    Planks and sticks baby, give me a sign"
    FUCKING BARSSSS DUDEEEEEEEEE

    • @leqhhh
      @leqhhh 3 роки тому +9

      That was SO GOOD

  • @dundeemayne388
    @dundeemayne388 3 роки тому +1757

    unironically one of the best songs danny has made

    • @stinkystinker4204
      @stinkystinker4204 3 роки тому +51

      its literally so catchy

    • @etherealkivfx
      @etherealkivfx 3 роки тому +46

      the lyrics are absolutely genius

    • @connerypatel
      @connerypatel 3 роки тому +23

      all his songs are the best songs he’s ever made

    • @SoVidushi
      @SoVidushi 3 роки тому +14

      I agree, but 'this video is over now' is still legendary

    • @emiy444
      @emiy444 3 роки тому +17

      dude unironically all of his songs are so good

  • @jamiemiller1040
    @jamiemiller1040 3 роки тому +2737

    Why does every single one of Danny’s songs slap even though they’re ALWAYS *OUT OF POCKET*

    • @BobRossCat
      @BobRossCat 3 роки тому +151

      I don't think Danny has ever thought of a lyric that wasn't a banger. Like, his test songs are probably enough to kill a person and they aren't even finished

    • @lydiamaddox9325
      @lydiamaddox9325 3 роки тому +52

      HIS SONGS ARE SO GOOD

    • @shari106
      @shari106 3 роки тому +27

      I stg if y’all keep spelling outta pocket as “out of pocket” and pronouncing every single “t” in the phrase when u say it verbally, black people are gonna revoke ur right to say it bc I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

    • @jamiemiller1040
      @jamiemiller1040 3 роки тому +37

      @@shari106 😭LOL PLEASE IM BLACK I JUST HAVE TRAUMA WITH GRAMAAAAAR🥲😭

    • @shari106
      @shari106 3 роки тому +9

      @@jamiemiller1040 PLS- NO YOURE GOOD LMFAOOOO

  • @aIiceinw0nderland
    @aIiceinw0nderland Рік тому +16

    1:42 the way Danny says Liam Neeson is so satisfying

    • @Kaiclysm
      @Kaiclysm 19 днів тому

      Thought I was the only one it’s so nice

  • @epicgamermom
    @epicgamermom 3 роки тому +4220

    def adding this to my “sweet love making” playlist

  • @BananaSmoothie-
    @BananaSmoothie- 3 роки тому +2383

    This the type of video my parents would’ve yelled at me for watching like 11 years ago

  • @BlueJay567
    @BlueJay567 3 роки тому +3666

    Nobody talking about the way kurtis said “I had so many *INGOTS* ”

    • @Ryan-bt1nc
      @Ryan-bt1nc 3 роки тому +19

      True though

    • @Mecal21
      @Mecal21 3 роки тому +127

      " *EE* NGOTS"

    • @Fleedermauws
      @Fleedermauws 3 роки тому +35

      He going so hard on that line XD

    • @umaruumaru8297
      @umaruumaru8297 3 роки тому +5

      probably, but there's so many comments and only seven or so get to the top

    • @PinkPixelProductions
      @PinkPixelProductions 3 роки тому +9

      @@Mecal21 that’s how I pronounce ingots. “Ee-nguts”

  • @starrr_mannn
    @starrr_mannn Рік тому +46

    Danny going "She's got a thicc ass." with reverb is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

  • @natstevens9580
    @natstevens9580 3 роки тому +946

    *danny and kurtis staying on the phone call despite only being a few blocks away from each other*

    • @toothfairy10133
      @toothfairy10133 3 роки тому +28

      they just have a like, *really* low render distance on for lag reasons

    • @zesty_jack7801
      @zesty_jack7801 3 роки тому +15

      millenials always on their phone

    • @zesty_jack7801
      @zesty_jack7801 3 роки тому

      @Joshua Roehl what is this

  • @henrycraig540
    @henrycraig540 3 роки тому +5950

    **confused twerking**

  • @mobbs
    @mobbs 3 роки тому +640

    Ok but the line
    "I can't get you off my mind so I gotta craft away to make you mine."
    Is sooo incredibly smooth, and I just need people to appreciate this more
    Edit: planks and sticks baby give me a sign. Sis,, lyrical genius.

  • @poogissploogis
    @poogissploogis 5 місяців тому +6

    The rhymes and references in this song are pure poetry, I can't even pick a top 5 favorite lines, they're all lyrical genius.

  • @ZoeMiilk
    @ZoeMiilk 3 роки тому +445

    This unironically goes so hard and I don’t know what to do with myself

  • @maddisonmorrell7446
    @maddisonmorrell7446 3 роки тому +7672

    the fact that kurtis is still super respectful when asking about a polyamourous relaitionship with a FICTIONAL CREEPER is so amazing

    • @jessicamattes4208
      @jessicamattes4208 2 роки тому +377

      It's truly a testament to the kind of man Kurtis is

    • @jorge-gg7ut
      @jorge-gg7ut 2 роки тому +477

      you saying fictional creeper implies the existence of real life creepers

    • @phishphan49
      @phishphan49 2 роки тому +251

      @@jorge-gg7ut can you disprove the existence of real creepers?

    • @cheesekat4517
      @cheesekat4517 2 роки тому +283

      @@jorge-gg7ut yeah there are real creepers, like my uncle jerry

    • @chonkycat2876
      @chonkycat2876 2 роки тому +95

      yall this thread💀

  • @wintermelonboba9903
    @wintermelonboba9903 3 роки тому +3155

    the fact that nickisnotgreen mixed this song makes me a thousand times happier

    • @ikuruii4144
      @ikuruii4144 3 роки тому +101

      Wait he did???!!

    • @wintermelonboba9903
      @wintermelonboba9903 3 роки тому +144

      @@ikuruii4144 yes it's in the description it's awesome

    • @alexreid1173
      @alexreid1173 3 роки тому +30

      Lol I didn’t notice that love it

    • @Nitrolord
      @Nitrolord 2 роки тому +7

      OH I thought you meant he made a remix of it I got excited

    • @1Vinnylicious
      @1Vinnylicious 2 роки тому

      HE DID? zamm 😨

  • @Scarle55
    @Scarle55 Рік тому +54

    Why did it take me this long to understand “my swords got lvl 3 protection” 💀

  • @ally622
    @ally622 3 роки тому +1919

    mcyt 2020: “i’m in love with an egirl”
    mcyt 2021: “i’m in love with a creeper”

    • @ordogordo6589
      @ordogordo6589 3 роки тому +4

      PewDiePie did it first 😎😴✨

    • @beturasimp8521
      @beturasimp8521 3 роки тому +8

      i need thoses as a remix

    • @jjju3
      @jjju3 3 роки тому +53

      @@ordogordo6589 what, say the n word lmfao?

    • @diogenesofsinope7465
      @diogenesofsinope7465 3 роки тому

      @@jjju3 made a Minecraft song

    • @zerocolonthree
      @zerocolonthree 3 роки тому +12

      wilbur and baddie smp collab ??? 😳😳

  • @I_Georgina
    @I_Georgina 3 роки тому +898

    Danny: “I’m never. Making a Minecraft song” Dany a day later:...

  • @User20m07
    @User20m07 3 роки тому +833

    Okay but the lines:
    „I can’t get you off my mind so I gotta craft a way to make you mine
    planks and sticks baby give me a sign
    and break the bed cause we ain’t sleepin tonight”
    HIT SO HARD I LITERALLY BURST INTO TEARS EVERY TIME

    • @imemotionallystable7109
      @imemotionallystable7109 3 роки тому +16

      IT SLAPS SO HARDDDDDD AHHHH

    • @NoDefaultsPlease
      @NoDefaultsPlease 3 роки тому +6

      IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD I'M LOOSING MY MINDDD

    • @sublimarii
      @sublimarii 3 роки тому +9

      I was literally reading this as he said it bye i cant- not to be one of those 14 yro's but . ✨ p e r f e c t i o n ✨ this is the last time im doing this

    • @meganvandespiegle
      @meganvandespiegle 3 роки тому

      it’s SO good

    • @pokintherain
      @pokintherain 3 роки тому +1

      DANNY IS A LYRICAL GENIUS I STG

  • @FrontShots-69
    @FrontShots-69 9 місяців тому +34

    cant let gang know i fw this

  • @jackg1968
    @jackg1968 3 роки тому +3964

    I hope y’all realize that if this wasn’t about Minecraft, this would be on the radio right now lol

    • @rainbowisnotemo
      @rainbowisnotemo 3 роки тому +134

      Yeah but I wish it was on

    • @JanieBee
      @JanieBee 3 роки тому +35

      No frrr

    • @ho7mer
      @ho7mer 3 роки тому +23

      dont worry
      it will

    • @SnowKapp
      @SnowKapp 3 роки тому +3

      ye if it wasnt this bad LMAO

    • @ShengFink
      @ShengFink 3 роки тому +3

      @Fiona Hagan ur mom not truly Greg

  • @opinion-s1g
    @opinion-s1g 3 роки тому +6601

    ok, but u can't deny that "gotta craft a way to make u mine, planks and sticks baby give a sign" line is poggerss

    • @deadmeme9031
      @deadmeme9031 3 роки тому +191

      Um every line is poggers actually

    • @RobinJThomas
      @RobinJThomas 3 роки тому +71

      ​@@deadmeme9031 I find something new with every listen

    • @-.mune.-
      @-.mune.- 3 роки тому +9

      @@RobinJThomas fr tho

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 роки тому +1

      @@deadmeme9031 wow we totally didnt know that

    • @dyllabn
      @dyllabn 3 роки тому +1

      @@deadmeme9031 69th like

  • @julsjejemon8324
    @julsjejemon8324 3 роки тому +3199

    I'm embarrassed by how many times I've replayed this

  • @willow_cherrri
    @willow_cherrri 9 місяців тому +17

    still goes hard to this day

  • @fourthhorndeservesrats7584
    @fourthhorndeservesrats7584 3 роки тому +445

    “MY SWORD’S GOT LEVEL THREE PROTECTION” I LITERALLY CAN’T

    • @ajodell6531
      @ajodell6531 3 роки тому +5

      He should said 0:50 but my sword got sharpness 2

    • @ajodell6531
      @ajodell6531 3 роки тому +1

      @@imnotkio wtf get a life go play Minecraft (Pc)

    • @thepraetor7434
      @thepraetor7434 3 роки тому +1

      @@imnotkio
      I didn't get it until I read this comment. 😭

    • @Lime3Deez
      @Lime3Deez 3 роки тому +3

      It should have been a wooden sword

    • @lvamaria8063
      @lvamaria8063 3 роки тому

      wait i didn’t even notice😂

  • @DreamerSeeker
    @DreamerSeeker 3 роки тому +1494

    Well well well, it seems Mr. Danny “I can promise you guys I will never make a song about Minecraft” Gonzales wasn’t quite telling the truth now was he.

  • @belluzinha7004
    @belluzinha7004 3 роки тому +1201

    I love how Danny was like "Wow sick I'm in Minecraft" while Kurtis was "Where the hell am I?"

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 2 роки тому +16

      duality of man

  • @rivermitchell4219
    @rivermitchell4219 Рік тому +30

    my dog died a month ago and i genuinely have not felt so much seratonin in that time than right now listening to a song about a polyamorous relationship with a minecraft enemy. thank you danny and kurtis.