In Love With A Creeper (ft. Kurtis Conner)

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  • @Sgt_Recka
    @Sgt_Recka 3 роки тому +9836

    “I will never ever make a Minecraft song guys”
    So that was a fucking lie

    • @claireh1158
      @claireh1158 3 роки тому +419

      We were hoodwinked!

    • @joselyn8604
      @joselyn8604 3 роки тому +238

      he bamboozled us!

    • @smousex
      @smousex 3 роки тому +257

      "Guys is this a haze?!"

    • @bacon3969
      @bacon3969 3 роки тому +48

      Completely fooled I say!

    • @pixell2520
      @pixell2520 3 роки тому +160

      Wasn’t it Danny Gonzalez that said that? This this Danny GAMEzalez, different person

  • @Pancakebackflip
    @Pancakebackflip 3 роки тому +5759

    Rhyming "Neeson" with "threesome" is clearly the result of divine influence, it's just too beautiful

    • @madisonimig6260
      @madisonimig6260 3 роки тому +35

      Hey this comment changed my life

    • @ashley-tt9os
      @ashley-tt9os 3 роки тому +16

      my favorite line ✨✨

    • @timallenbrown
      @timallenbrown 3 роки тому +19

      Liam Neeson's knees, son!

    • @milantoth6246
      @milantoth6246 3 роки тому +6

      God truly helped out with that one

    • @maladyL
      @maladyL 3 роки тому +17

      @@timallenbrown Liam Neeson's Niece's Son Drives a Nissan

  • @cookiedough7660
    @cookiedough7660 3 роки тому +11815

    I’m now in shock because I never expected so many sexual innuendos in a Minecraft song lmfao

    • @sydsquid164
      @sydsquid164 3 роки тому +15

      SHDHHFF

    • @cadenceolivia6304
      @cadenceolivia6304 3 роки тому +311

      I didn't think it was possible

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 роки тому +380

      I witnessed it live and everyone in chat was so shocked and confused cuz it came out of no where lol.

    • @thechrysialid
      @thechrysialid 3 роки тому +252

      "innuendos" they literally said they were gonna have sex lol

    • @NickName120o50
      @NickName120o50 3 роки тому +5

      IKR

  • @nikantt
    @nikantt 3 роки тому +7792

    Let's appreciate how they manage to travel to Minecraft to shoot this music video in a middle of a Pandemic. Like, they're really devoted to their public.

    • @aryanpratap5597
      @aryanpratap5597 3 роки тому +133

      they just grabbed the shoulders of an enderman... and vwooped there, it isn't dat hard

    • @underscorestarninja3156
      @underscorestarninja3156 3 роки тому +33

      Damn I wanted to woooosh someone

    • @pandamonium7170
      @pandamonium7170 3 роки тому +66

      @@underscorestarninja3156 Honestly, I was expecting someone to be like "OmG YoUr SoOoOoO dUmB. It'S a GrEeN sCrEen."

    • @xpuupypawzzzx9781
      @xpuupypawzzzx9781 3 роки тому +3

      @Nishchay Dutt 4/wooooosh

    • @pandamonium7170
      @pandamonium7170 3 роки тому +10

      @Nishchay Dutt I know what I must do, but I do not know if I have the strength to do it.

  • @boricuabrat
    @boricuabrat 3 роки тому +7031

    of fucking COURSE kurtis' first line is a "i hardly know her" joke. i gotta give it to em this goes hard

    • @morganhansen8568
      @morganhansen8568 3 роки тому +155

      DUDE GET OUT I SOO AGREEE. such a kurtis thing to do

    • @Anna-si4ck
      @Anna-si4ck 3 роки тому +57

      iconic tbh

    • @djeffree1942
      @djeffree1942 3 роки тому +18

      No it is “creeper, I hardly know her.”

    • @morganhansen8568
      @morganhansen8568 3 роки тому +5

      @D Jeffree yes and?

    • @morganhansen8568
      @morganhansen8568 3 роки тому +92

      @@djeffree1942 Writing's not easy. That's why Grammarly can help. This sentence is grammatically correct, but it's wordy, and hard to read. It undermines the writer's message and the word choice is bland. Grammarly's cutting edge technology helps you craft compelling, understandable writing that makes an impact on your reader.

  • @RyeBread271
    @RyeBread271 3 роки тому +11013

    Shakespeare’s been real quiet since Danny said “Planks and sticks baby, give me a sign”

    • @biggaylol5438
      @biggaylol5438 3 роки тому +281

      its cause he's dead
      Danny, i mean

    • @Jojo-kq1zw
      @Jojo-kq1zw 3 роки тому +124

      @@biggaylol5438 he lost his ingots too

    • @celia2116
      @celia2116 3 роки тому +19

      it’s his birthday tmr put some respect on his name 😡😢🙄💪🏼

    • @Jojo-kq1zw
      @Jojo-kq1zw 3 роки тому +14

      @Scooble who? Danny or Shakespeare

    • @Jojo-kq1zw
      @Jojo-kq1zw 3 роки тому +23

      @Scooble if you meant Shakespeare you know he's only been dead for 405 years, roundabout

  • @rowannnnnnnnnn
    @rowannnnnnnnnn Рік тому +2550

    danny’s got some explaining to do once his child finds this gold

    • @casvhs
      @casvhs Рік тому +43

      oml

    • @decm3_727
      @decm3_727 Рік тому +194

      It'll be so strange for all the kids of influencers to be able to watch videos of their parents when they're like teens/young adults

    • @brunacandida4232
      @brunacandida4232 8 місяців тому

      ​@@decm3_727 and almost all danny's life still online

    • @Sghgyv
      @Sghgyv 7 місяців тому +53

      I’d be so embarrassed if my dad made this LMAO

    • @WildMoose2
      @WildMoose2 7 місяців тому +34

      ​@@SghgyvI'd be proud but maybe its just me lol

  • @irinman3225
    @irinman3225 3 роки тому +5836

    "she's hissing like a demon, i'm in her nether regions" and "hop onto the mineshaft, do it like a speedrun" have absolutely no business going so hard im-

    • @thehiddenaccount1441
      @thehiddenaccount1441 3 роки тому +327

      You forgot “planks and sticks baby give me a sign”

    • @Madelune7
      @Madelune7 3 роки тому +250

      “Can’t get you outta my mind so I gotta craft a way to make you mine”

    • @creepermanzombie24
      @creepermanzombie24 3 роки тому +134

      "Ay, let me explode in your cave"

    • @cassindra438
      @cassindra438 3 роки тому +39

      going hard indeed

    • @diogenesofsinope7465
      @diogenesofsinope7465 3 роки тому +20

      You’re what? Finish your sentence
      Are you ok? Maybe you have Alzheimer’s and forgot what you were doing.

  • @BigToeBePoppin
    @BigToeBePoppin 3 роки тому +15850

    “Creeper? I hardly know her” is the most Kurtis lyric ever

    • @poosy9757
      @poosy9757 3 роки тому +93

      YEAH SKAKDOWOD

    • @RKOP10
      @RKOP10 3 роки тому +60

    • @n0limitmarz
      @n0limitmarz 3 роки тому +67

      @@RKOP10 how did you do that

    • @wrenissogay
      @wrenissogay 3 роки тому +62

      @@RKOP10 #cancelled

    • @RKOP10
      @RKOP10 3 роки тому +21

      @@n0limitmarz ㅤㅤㅤ

  • @Possiblyjaz
    @Possiblyjaz 2 роки тому +3903

    I like how Kurtis still managed to slip in a "I hardly know her" joke

  • @DeceasedAir
    @DeceasedAir 7 місяців тому +92

    “Planks and sticks baby give me a sign”
    Is fucking gold holy shit

  • @everything3x21
    @everything3x21 3 роки тому +7573

    This might be the most R rated Minecraft song yet crafted

    • @baaiken7511
      @baaiken7511 3 роки тому +29

      Fr

    • @FaissalsAnimation
      @FaissalsAnimation 3 роки тому +18

      PewDiePie's Mine All Day exists

    • @huh2245
      @huh2245 3 роки тому +120

      @@FaissalsAnimation bruh that's not bad at all

    • @StormChasingNinja
      @StormChasingNinja 3 роки тому +17

      Imma need the crafting recipe for this. For person reasons of course..

    • @dndplayer9644
      @dndplayer9644 3 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @quitequeerquesadilla
    @quitequeerquesadilla Рік тому +3452

    "Not necessary if we have a threesome" should really just be the final resolution to all love triangles in fiction in my opinion

    • @asmrallison
      @asmrallison Рік тому +70

      you get it

    • @unfortuneattic
      @unfortuneattic Рік тому +129

      why stop in fiction

    • @honkstheclown8631
      @honkstheclown8631 Рік тому +91

      The nerd in me wants to say that love triangles often represent the pull between completely different lives or ideologies, in which case choosing both muddles the conflict. The nerd I'm in thinks threesomes are awesome.

    • @vulpevulpevulpevulpevulpevulpe
      @vulpevulpevulpevulpevulpevulpe 11 місяців тому +34

      @@honkstheclown8631 i bet there's someone else in that nerd right now

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 9 місяців тому +3

      That ain't no resolution.

  • @opossum7637
    @opossum7637 3 роки тому +7072

    Sometimes a family is two men making an uncomfortable amount of Minecraft sexual innuendos and their shared creeper lover, and that’s ok

    • @ghoulstreet
      @ghoulstreet 3 роки тому +208

      Gonna have this talk with my kids one day

    • @glenndonuts
      @glenndonuts 3 роки тому +79

      That's a family

    • @savannah9197
      @savannah9197 3 роки тому +55

      true love man

    • @Izodeus
      @Izodeus 3 роки тому +37

      That's the only way to have a family

    • @zigzaq
      @zigzaq 3 роки тому +13

      this comment 😭

  • @chillysys
    @chillysys 3 роки тому +8523

    The lyrics are so unbelievably dirty yet so catchy *uncomfortably sings along*

  • @SysOpQueen
    @SysOpQueen Рік тому +152

    one of the funniest parts of this to me is still the fact they knew it was the same creeper instantly as if there aren't any more creepers in the world hahaha

    • @TennessineGD
      @TennessineGD 2 місяці тому +6

      i know this is a year old but the next shot is them standing like 5 meters apart looking at the same creeper lmao

  • @lailah-537
    @lailah-537 3 роки тому +6870

    after kurtis said "im in her nether regions" I has to pause the video to contemplate how my life got to this point

    • @eliannalovee
      @eliannalovee 3 роки тому +120

      SAME💀😭

    • @unicorn1poop
      @unicorn1poop 3 роки тому +615

      I got to "Let me explode in your cave" until I was like yup this is the worst, I love it

    • @StormChasingNinja
      @StormChasingNinja 3 роки тому +115

      Lord have mercy what did I just listen too 💀💀💀

    • @vianna9428
      @vianna9428 3 роки тому +175

      the worst part of it all is that the song is actually quite well produced

    • @NAME-yg8sl
      @NAME-yg8sl 3 роки тому +23

      @@StormChasingNinja I need some holy water!😭

  • @nicoleadriano4658
    @nicoleadriano4658 3 роки тому +6952

    love that the consent was clear and enthusiastic

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 3 роки тому +378

      🤖yes🤖

    • @DiamantisHell
      @DiamantisHell 3 роки тому +167

      That's wholesome

    • @seauqis
      @seauqis 3 роки тому +234

      we stan the consent kings 😫💖

    • @tatsumitatsumi625
      @tatsumitatsumi625 3 роки тому +5

      @@seauqis you stalk them? Okay then.

    • @myballs2900
      @myballs2900 3 роки тому +9

      @@tatsumitatsumi625 hug

  • @starsnatcher4659
    @starsnatcher4659 2 роки тому +6789

    i can just imagine danny and kurtis laughing uncontrollably while thinking of these lyrics together

  • @nateleavy5189
    @nateleavy5189 Рік тому +654

    I hate how lyrically genius this is

  • @pokegracie
    @pokegracie 3 роки тому +5437

    “ive gotta craft a way to make you mine” is probably the smoothest thing ever said

  • @ratman2163
    @ratman2163 3 роки тому +7009

    “I’m in her nether regions” that’s it everyone else can pack up we’ve hit peak 👋👋

    • @elisabetholsen4932
      @elisabetholsen4932 3 роки тому +347

      Yes! And “Let me explode in your cave”😃

    • @crunchylettuce
      @crunchylettuce 3 роки тому +203

      “He’s got raw pork chop and I got bone meal to feed ya”

    • @FreshGirl3000
      @FreshGirl3000 3 роки тому +8

      Baaaars

    • @Kat-pm3kd
      @Kat-pm3kd 3 роки тому +14

      That's what she said before exploding

    • @ashley-tt9os
      @ashley-tt9os 3 роки тому +2

      😭😭😭

  • @Supataco115
    @Supataco115 3 роки тому +3405

    You deciding to play Minecraft was probably the best decision made by anyone in 2021

  • @wismuel
    @wismuel Рік тому +949

    I love how even in a silly little song they still make sure to ask if the creeper was comfortable with a threesome.

  • @SheventyFo
    @SheventyFo 3 роки тому +3408

    Danny to Curtis: “what rhymes with 3 some?”
    ...
    Together in unison: “LIAM NEESON”

    • @chloemcewan1201
      @chloemcewan1201 3 роки тому +70

      Kurtis

    • @june-zz3cm
      @june-zz3cm 3 роки тому +43

      curtis

    • @vitalina8534
      @vitalina8534 3 роки тому +86

      liam neeson's knees, son

    • @slamduncan6685
      @slamduncan6685 3 роки тому +10

      Threesome is a word don’t write 3 some. Sorry I’m a grammar nazi

    • @SheventyFo
      @SheventyFo 3 роки тому +13

      @@slamduncan6685 lol sorry it is not too often that I am spelling out threesome

  • @brickman770
    @brickman770 3 роки тому +16390

    congratulations, you have (probably) written and sung the first song about a polyamorous relationship with a minecraft creeper

  • @kiwile3517
    @kiwile3517 3 роки тому +10261

    Danny and Kurtis can never collab again. They're too powerful together

  • @sequatia
    @sequatia 2 місяці тому +74

    the minecraft movie could never reach this level of perfection

  • @lou-126
    @lou-126 3 роки тому +2790

    funny to picture them filming this separately literally in different countries

  • @grantpeterson2524
    @grantpeterson2524 3 роки тому +3520

    Wow, the “Famous UA-camrs being sexually attracted to a creeper” genre is really exploding right now

    • @donnytonny730
      @donnytonny730 3 роки тому +46

      Phrasing

    • @Mecal21
      @Mecal21 3 роки тому +16

      you mean to say there's more than just Danny and Kurtis?

    • @ratclown690
      @ratclown690 3 роки тому +8

      @Smithson Alexander hes racist and antisemitic so idk if he should be included in with the Normal Gsuy

    • @deadmanrang
      @deadmanrang 3 роки тому +3

      @@ratclown690 1:36

    • @getaloadofthisguy2927
      @getaloadofthisguy2927 3 роки тому +1

      @@ratclown690 1:44

  • @vixy2321
    @vixy2321 3 роки тому +6893

    I love how awkward kurtis looks when he dances like he’s shy about it

  • @Spunro
    @Spunro 2 роки тому +366

    “gotta craft a way to make you mine, planks and sticks baby give me a sign” is geniunely a genius line

  • @likateixeira3811
    @likateixeira3811 3 роки тому +8079

    "should we battle like Liam neeson? not necessary if we have a threesome"
    THE VOCALS ON THIS LINE HOLY SHIT

    • @lyriccory198
      @lyriccory198 2 роки тому +86

      Thank you!! I've been looking for this comment!

    • @_eIIa_
      @_eIIa_ 2 роки тому +135

      that + their facial expressions makes me extremely happy

    • @QueenieBam
      @QueenieBam 2 роки тому +13

      Yes

    • @bloodybutterfly2992
      @bloodybutterfly2992 2 роки тому +94

      also the "We're in looove" at 2:25? damn

    • @bloodybutterfly2992
      @bloodybutterfly2992 2 роки тому +59

      i mean.. i know they use autotune and erverything.. but that doesnt really matter in the end :D

  • @Edensholders
    @Edensholders 3 роки тому +8189

    Can’t believe drew made a song with Harry styles

    • @heartcore1603
      @heartcore1603 3 роки тому +68

      best comment !!!

    • @paybafpvzimp6296
      @paybafpvzimp6296 3 роки тому +52

      Stupid that is drew gooden

    • @Ashay_Clay
      @Ashay_Clay 3 роки тому +9

      What’s it called

    • @Ashay_Clay
      @Ashay_Clay 3 роки тому +8

      @RYA FITZSIMMONS the drew gooden and Harry styles song stupid

    • @Ashay_Clay
      @Ashay_Clay 3 роки тому +1

      @RYA FITZSIMMONS actually I like nial stupid

  • @lizard4089
    @lizard4089 3 роки тому +1920

    “Mark my words I will never do a Minecraft song”
    - Danny last stream

  • @jetbolster
    @jetbolster 10 місяців тому +141

    "i cant get you off my mind so i gotta craft a way to make you mine planks and sticks baby give me a sign and break the bed cause we aint sleepin tonight"
    danny is unironically an amazing lyricist and this is the best play on words ive heard in a song ever

  • @jackg1968
    @jackg1968 3 роки тому +3959

    I hope y’all realize that if this wasn’t about Minecraft, this would be on the radio right now lol

    • @rainbowisnotemo
      @rainbowisnotemo 3 роки тому +134

      Yeah but I wish it was on

    • @JanieBee
      @JanieBee 3 роки тому +35

      No frrr

    • @ho7mer
      @ho7mer 3 роки тому +23

      dont worry
      it will

    • @SnowKapp
      @SnowKapp 3 роки тому +3

      ye if it wasnt this bad LMAO

    • @ShengFink
      @ShengFink 3 роки тому +3

      @Fiona Hagan ur mom not truly Greg

  • @Leekcorp
    @Leekcorp 3 роки тому +3285

    Twelve year old me would have downloaded it on my mp3 and screamed the lyrics in front of my horrified parents because I didn't understand what they're singing.

    • @StormChasingNinja
      @StormChasingNinja 3 роки тому +55

      💀

    • @Vexoro_
      @Vexoro_ 3 роки тому +41

      EXACTLY

    • @BG-cs9ek
      @BG-cs9ek 3 роки тому +21

      Oh shit

    • @-Manky
      @-Manky 3 роки тому +55

      You talking to your mom:"let me explode in your cave"
      Your mom: 👁️👄👁️

    • @the_ducc
      @the_ducc 3 роки тому +26

      As a 13 old I can confirm my generation is ruined, we knew the meaning of these lyrics since we were 10

  • @kuhinde
    @kuhinde 3 роки тому +1924

    *explosive twerking*

  • @theresivy
    @theresivy 2 роки тому +254

    love how the most replayed part is when they say in unison "not necessarily if we have a threesome" truly poetic stuff right there

  • @henrycraig540
    @henrycraig540 3 роки тому +5941

    **confused twerking**

  • @abiwright2726
    @abiwright2726 3 роки тому +3341

    I will never recover from “creeper? I hardly know her”

    • @jtm8514
      @jtm8514 3 роки тому +45

      I don't think anyone can.

    • @noah-kc3tx
      @noah-kc3tx 3 роки тому +16

      it will forever live in my head

    • @ssnowypug
      @ssnowypug 3 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @txiczmbie1077
      @txiczmbie1077 3 роки тому +17

      i love it bc kurt ALWAYS makes that joke so it's perfect

    • @Javii1
      @Javii1 3 роки тому +4

      it was so expected yet so unexpected

  • @McBruhOfficial
    @McBruhOfficial 3 роки тому +7623

    Imagine if this was your first impression of Danny Gonzalez

  • @jasp_drawz
    @jasp_drawz 6 місяців тому +105

    The creativity in these lyrics is actually so impressive. It’s literally a song about two guys who are in love with a Minecraft creeper.

    • @MinkleCrow
      @MinkleCrow 5 місяців тому +1

      you’d think from the title they’d be in love with each other

  • @-VoDkAsVengeance-
    @-VoDkAsVengeance- 3 роки тому +1820

    I love how Danny's lines are like "I'm rly into this creeper" and Kurtis's line are "LET ME BUST IN YOU SHAWTY"

    • @Trollestiatumblur
      @Trollestiatumblur 3 роки тому +124

      Danny literally said “feed you wheat to get you in the mood, my blaze rod got a little erection”….

    • @thejacquelinerowland
      @thejacquelinerowland 2 роки тому +85

      @@Trollestiatumblur kurtis said "let me explode in your cave"😭

    • @Trollestiatumblur
      @Trollestiatumblur 2 роки тому +96

      @@thejacquelinerowland Danny called the Creeper a diamond hoe and continued to say he has a lot of seed. AND called their junk raw pork and bone meal. They are both menaces 😭😭

    • @robin_ch
      @robin_ch 2 роки тому +3

      @@Trollestiatumblur wait what i thought they were talking about. like. plant seeds and actual raw pork and bones

    • @0NeeN0
      @0NeeN0 2 роки тому +13

      @@robin_ch You're young, in few years you'll get sex references and see how dirty is EVERYTHING not just song tho

  • @BananaSmoothie-
    @BananaSmoothie- 3 роки тому +2372

    This the type of video my parents would’ve yelled at me for watching like 11 years ago

  • @spoon50
    @spoon50 3 роки тому +530

    WHY DID KURTIS’S VERSE GO SO HARD LMAOO

  • @jiayilee1873
    @jiayilee1873 Рік тому +101

    i love how danny wore his wedding ring throughout this mv

  • @sharkblossom03
    @sharkblossom03 3 роки тому +903

    I love how he's singing this with his wedding ring on

    • @knoelle1357
      @knoelle1357 3 роки тому +16

      He probably can’t take it off lol 😂
      Happens to wedding rings sometimes.

    • @kelseybarton
      @kelseybarton 3 роки тому +7

      @@knoelle1357 i guess that’s one way to be loyal

    • @stella7487
      @stella7487 3 роки тому +6

      shordy gotta creeper mistress

  • @yep4andy
    @yep4andy 3 роки тому +14199

    of course she blew up 🙄 all creepers are the same smh ✋😪

  • @cherbears
    @cherbears 3 роки тому +11434

    i think we as a society should acknowledge how the "i got a diamond pickaxe im gonna kick ass she twerkin in the cave to get cash she got a thick ass" line is quite possibly the most banger lyric ive ever heard

    • @pastjdzz
      @pastjdzz 3 роки тому +7

      Oh simpwas found is here

    • @Dethamaranth
      @Dethamaranth 3 роки тому +260

      it goes harder than it should be allowed to

    • @-angels-4019
      @-angels-4019 2 роки тому +20

      I can agree

    • @hillaryallen8249
      @hillaryallen8249 2 роки тому +229

      are we forgetting "I gotta craft a way to make you mine"

    • @deannaw9128
      @deannaw9128 2 роки тому +3

      How

  • @plkachuzzz
    @plkachuzzz 2 роки тому +248

    I fell asleep while listening to music from a randomized playlist and woke up to this. it's so unbelievably cursed but really good at the same time and I think this is the hardest i've laughed in a while

  • @yikes.
    @yikes. 3 роки тому +6367

    that creeper is definitely a level 3 wizard

  • @xilv4564
    @xilv4564 3 роки тому +1547

    The way Kurtis says ‘I NG O TS’ scratches my brain in the right way

  • @w0rmeatr
    @w0rmeatr 2 роки тому +5446

    This man is a lyrical genius. “Craft a way to make you mine”, “Planks and sticks baby gimme a sign.” “Break the bed cause we ain’t sleeping tonight”

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart Рік тому +14

      Yes, everyone else heard the lyrics too.

    • @gag9500
      @gag9500 Рік тому +270

      @@englishatheart no need for this comment btw

    • @FusionttvO.o
      @FusionttvO.o Рік тому +58

      @@gag9500 yeah fr 😭

    • @jaysontatum01
      @jaysontatum01 Рік тому +111

      "break the bed 'cause we ain't sleepin' tonight" is such an Ariana Grande coded line

    • @Camsvfx_
      @Camsvfx_ Рік тому +37

      He should’ve said “call the phantoms cause we ain’t sleeping tonight”

  • @willowtree6489
    @willowtree6489 7 місяців тому +17

    still goes hard to this day

  • @olivver6963
    @olivver6963 3 роки тому +6384

    the fact this is genuinely better than yummy by justin beiber

    • @zephrii9528
      @zephrii9528 3 роки тому +207

      The sound of a fork in a garbage disposal is better than yummy by Justin beiber.
      This song definitely slaps tho

    • @astrid6990
      @astrid6990 3 роки тому +100

      i think everythings better than yummy

    • @daliahmeadow5257
      @daliahmeadow5257 3 роки тому +54

      Danny made boss own version of Yummy

    • @zoeishahaha
      @zoeishahaha 3 роки тому +21

      And the fact that this song doesn’t have people using it for their racist conspiracy theory is definitely a plus

    • @DiamantisHell
      @DiamantisHell 3 роки тому +7

      @@zoeishahaha what do you mean?

  • @BlueJay567
    @BlueJay567 3 роки тому +3663

    Nobody talking about the way kurtis said “I had so many *INGOTS* ”

    • @Ryan-bt1nc
      @Ryan-bt1nc 3 роки тому +19

      True though

    • @Mecal21
      @Mecal21 3 роки тому +127

      " *EE* NGOTS"

    • @Fleedermauws
      @Fleedermauws 3 роки тому +35

      He going so hard on that line XD

    • @umaruumaru8297
      @umaruumaru8297 3 роки тому +5

      probably, but there's so many comments and only seven or so get to the top

    • @PinkPixelProductions
      @PinkPixelProductions 3 роки тому +9

      @@Mecal21 that’s how I pronounce ingots. “Ee-nguts”

  • @louloudaki_
    @louloudaki_ 3 роки тому +4959

    “my sword has level 3 protection” is such a funny pun and it’s made even better because you literally can’t get that enchantment on a sword, i’m still laughing over it

  • @vortex8878
    @vortex8878 Рік тому +85

    Can't wait til his child grows up and see's this

  • @lauren9040
    @lauren9040 3 роки тому +3310

    “Gotta craft a way to make you mine”
    DAMN.....Shakespeare’s been real quiet ever since that line dropped.

    • @idkyet1248
      @idkyet1248 3 роки тому +4

      I would like your comment, but you currently have 69 likes :(

    • @noahatwater408
      @noahatwater408 3 роки тому +4

      Isn't he dead?

    • @idkyet1248
      @idkyet1248 3 роки тому +16

      @@noahatwater408 yes.

    • @chamliyanawaduge7496
      @chamliyanawaduge7496 3 роки тому

      Maybe cuz he's dead....?

    • @idkyet1248
      @idkyet1248 3 роки тому +28

      @@chamliyanawaduge7496 not you taking a joke literally

  • @sam-jf7lk
    @sam-jf7lk 3 роки тому +3740

    ofc kurtis sang “creeper i hardly know her” lmao

  • @isabella-fleur
    @isabella-fleur 3 роки тому +3724

    just can't stop thinking about them just doing all of these things by themselves in front of their green screens

    • @Kat-pm3kd
      @Kat-pm3kd 3 роки тому +284

      Just having to imagine them sending the videos of them dancing in front of the green screen to edit them together how do you keep a straight face when your friend sends you that?

    • @zestyghost4616
      @zestyghost4616 3 роки тому +108

      0:19 must’ve looked so strange-

    • @DaviniaHill
      @DaviniaHill 3 роки тому +140

      Danny spanked himself in front of green screen, this is vanilla.

    • @jinsoulieeee
      @jinsoulieeee 3 роки тому +19

      the way this is edited too like omg...

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 3 роки тому +10

      @@DaviniaHill OUTTA POCKET

  • @syltye
    @syltye 7 місяців тому +14

    this song has absolutely no business going this hard

  • @gooseofchaosandruin530
    @gooseofchaosandruin530 3 роки тому +6132

    It’s nice to see a healthy poly relationship in today’s media.

  • @pokemonfanthings4444
    @pokemonfanthings4444 2 роки тому +6073

    The ‘I hardly know her’ is literally only funny when Kurtis does it

    • @blehh3726
      @blehh3726 2 роки тому +40

      Haha so true

    • @malevolentsnow9867
      @malevolentsnow9867 2 роки тому +258

      I couldn’t believe no one pointed out how the “I hardly know her,” line is one of Kurtis’s iconic jokes and how great it is it’s incorporated into the song.

    • @Bung33Boy
      @Bung33Boy Рік тому +36

      I think it's because it's super ironic whenever he does it

    • @lilykat.
      @lilykat. Рік тому +29

      @@Bung33Boy AND super iconic 😎

    • @Bung33Boy
      @Bung33Boy Рік тому +8

      @@lilykat. OH heck yes

  • @natstevens9580
    @natstevens9580 3 роки тому +938

    *danny and kurtis staying on the phone call despite only being a few blocks away from each other*

    • @toothfairy10133
      @toothfairy10133 3 роки тому +27

      they just have a like, *really* low render distance on for lag reasons

    • @zesty_jack7801
      @zesty_jack7801 3 роки тому +15

      millenials always on their phone

    • @zesty_jack7801
      @zesty_jack7801 3 роки тому

      @Joshua Roehl what is this

  • @poogissploogis
    @poogissploogis 3 місяці тому +6

    The rhymes and references in this song are pure poetry, I can't even pick a top 5 favorite lines, they're all lyrical genius.

  • @soupking052
    @soupking052 3 роки тому +1906

    “I can’t get you off my mind, so I’ve got to craft a way to make you mine. Planks and sticks baby give me a sign, break the bed cause we ain’t sleepin tonight.” Legitimately some of the most hard bars I’ve ever heard. Fuck it, this whole song is bars!

    • @lexig6799
      @lexig6799 3 роки тому +63

      the “so i’ve got to craft away to make u mine” was SO SMOOTH

    • @grayg7050
      @grayg7050 3 роки тому +14

      bars you say? iron or gold hAHA

    • @kagetm5870
      @kagetm5870 3 роки тому +6

      @@grayg7050 Netherite, Gray. Netherite.

    • @maladyL
      @maladyL 3 роки тому +2

      yeah most songs are only bars thats how music works

    • @thomasgetsgirls1582
      @thomasgetsgirls1582 3 роки тому +2

      I read that as Danny sung it

  • @ally622
    @ally622 3 роки тому +1916

    mcyt 2020: “i’m in love with an egirl”
    mcyt 2021: “i’m in love with a creeper”

    • @ordogordo6589
      @ordogordo6589 3 роки тому +4

      PewDiePie did it first 😎😴✨

    • @beturasimp8521
      @beturasimp8521 3 роки тому +8

      i need thoses as a remix

    • @jjju3
      @jjju3 3 роки тому +53

      @@ordogordo6589 what, say the n word lmfao?

    • @diogenesofsinope7465
      @diogenesofsinope7465 3 роки тому

      @@jjju3 made a Minecraft song

    • @zerocolonthree
      @zerocolonthree 3 роки тому +12

      wilbur and baddie smp collab ??? 😳😳

  • @fishstics5
    @fishstics5 2 роки тому +3036

    how Kurtis said "ingot" at the end always makes me laugh

  • @starrr_mannn
    @starrr_mannn Рік тому +45

    Danny going "She's got a thicc ass." with reverb is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

  • @luciagarzat
    @luciagarzat 3 роки тому +3943

    these are unironically some of the smartest lyrics i’ve ever seen

    • @thegingerx
      @thegingerx 3 роки тому +207

      RIGHT!!! it’s well written which is especially tough for a Minecraft parody song lmao

    • @timmybee3669
      @timmybee3669 3 роки тому +5

      Songs funny and pretty good...but maybe you should listen to some more lyrical hip-hop. It does have better lyrics than most hip-hop these days though...

    • @luciagarzat
      @luciagarzat 3 роки тому +144

      @@timmybee3669 i do listen to lyrical hip-hop, i’m a big fan of rappers like tupac, biggie and kendrick. i just mean that, considering it’s a minecraft parody song, the lyrics are very fucking smart

    • @ericromero7110
      @ericromero7110 3 роки тому +15

      except when his sword has protection 3

    • @lavenderlunetta
      @lavenderlunetta 3 роки тому +69

      @@timmybee3669 dude nobody said they were the same as lyrical rappers 😭 of course it’s not the same

  • @eliesplanetzoo
    @eliesplanetzoo 3 роки тому +524

    they are literal lyrical geniuses and nobody can change my mind

  • @thhomas4life656
    @thhomas4life656 3 роки тому +1631

    Can we talk about how beautiful the “Liam Neeson” wassss

  • @CaitlinKoi
    @CaitlinKoi 2 місяці тому +11

    This song is at least 2 minutes too short, this has been stuck in my head ALL DAY

  • @jamiemiller1040
    @jamiemiller1040 3 роки тому +2736

    Why does every single one of Danny’s songs slap even though they’re ALWAYS *OUT OF POCKET*

    • @BobRossCat
      @BobRossCat 3 роки тому +151

      I don't think Danny has ever thought of a lyric that wasn't a banger. Like, his test songs are probably enough to kill a person and they aren't even finished

    • @lydiamaddox9325
      @lydiamaddox9325 3 роки тому +52

      HIS SONGS ARE SO GOOD

    • @shari106
      @shari106 3 роки тому +27

      I stg if y’all keep spelling outta pocket as “out of pocket” and pronouncing every single “t” in the phrase when u say it verbally, black people are gonna revoke ur right to say it bc I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

    • @jamiemiller1040
      @jamiemiller1040 3 роки тому +37

      @@shari106 😭LOL PLEASE IM BLACK I JUST HAVE TRAUMA WITH GRAMAAAAAR🥲😭

    • @shari106
      @shari106 3 роки тому +9

      @@jamiemiller1040 PLS- NO YOURE GOOD LMFAOOOO

  • @TaylorReilly
    @TaylorReilly 3 роки тому +2752

    this bangs

    • @rightdress
      @rightdress 3 роки тому +60

      just like danny, drew, and the creeper 😳

    • @kazzoey9164
      @kazzoey9164 3 роки тому +13

      Isabelle Wang “drew”

    • @maruchancherub1180
      @maruchancherub1180 3 роки тому +6

      @@rightdress its kurtis 😭

    • @twelsh4094
      @twelsh4094 3 роки тому +25

      @@maruchancherub1180 naw thats drew im pretty sure

    • @maruchancherub1180
      @maruchancherub1180 3 роки тому +1

      @@twelsh4094 this is upsetting 😤😤

  • @sselin
    @sselin 3 роки тому +1548

    smh she’s been so different since she blew up, can’t trust girls no more frfr

  • @Scarle55
    @Scarle55 Рік тому +49

    Why did it take me this long to understand “my swords got lvl 3 protection” 💀

  • @maddisonmorrell7446
    @maddisonmorrell7446 3 роки тому +7682

    the fact that kurtis is still super respectful when asking about a polyamourous relaitionship with a FICTIONAL CREEPER is so amazing

    • @jessicamattes4208
      @jessicamattes4208 2 роки тому +379

      It's truly a testament to the kind of man Kurtis is

    • @jorge-gg7ut
      @jorge-gg7ut 2 роки тому +478

      you saying fictional creeper implies the existence of real life creepers

    • @phishphan49
      @phishphan49 2 роки тому +253

      @@jorge-gg7ut can you disprove the existence of real creepers?

    • @cheesekat4517
      @cheesekat4517 2 роки тому +285

      @@jorge-gg7ut yeah there are real creepers, like my uncle jerry

    • @chonkycat2876
      @chonkycat2876 2 роки тому +95

      yall this thread💀

  • @julsjejemon8324
    @julsjejemon8324 3 роки тому +3200

    I'm embarrassed by how many times I've replayed this

  • @epicgamermom
    @epicgamermom 3 роки тому +4228

    def adding this to my “sweet love making” playlist

  • @capri_bee
    @capri_bee Рік тому +27

    What I would have given to be a fly on the wall for this writing room.

  • @dundeemayne388
    @dundeemayne388 3 роки тому +1758

    unironically one of the best songs danny has made

    • @stinkystinker4204
      @stinkystinker4204 3 роки тому +51

      its literally so catchy

    • @etherealkivfx
      @etherealkivfx 3 роки тому +46

      the lyrics are absolutely genius

    • @connerypatel
      @connerypatel 3 роки тому +23

      all his songs are the best songs he’s ever made

    • @SoVidushi
      @SoVidushi 3 роки тому +14

      I agree, but 'this video is over now' is still legendary

    • @emiy444
      @emiy444 3 роки тому +17

      dude unironically all of his songs are so good

  • @ConventionallyStupid
    @ConventionallyStupid 3 роки тому +711

    Why are y’all overlooking Kurtis saying “I wanna explode in your cave”

  • @emmawright4208
    @emmawright4208 3 роки тому +2017

    How did we go from Dont mine at night to “let me explode in your cave” in the Minecraft song genre

    • @emmawright4208
      @emmawright4208 3 роки тому +125

      WHY DOES THE TWERKING IN THE CAVE TO GET CASH PART HAVE SO MUCH RHYTHM

    • @gremlinofart1504
      @gremlinofart1504 3 роки тому +75

      idk man i just love the implication that minecraft is a genre of music-

    • @Dirt.
      @Dirt. 3 роки тому +33

      @@gremlinofart1504 its the only acceptable genre 😌 /j

    • @catboynestormakhno2694
      @catboynestormakhno2694 3 роки тому +10

      We grew up xD

    • @mylastaccountgotbanned2393
      @mylastaccountgotbanned2393 3 роки тому

      @@Dirt. who the fuck uses /j, like everyone knows you were joking

  • @rivermitchell4219
    @rivermitchell4219 Рік тому +29

    my dog died a month ago and i genuinely have not felt so much seratonin in that time than right now listening to a song about a polyamorous relationship with a minecraft enemy. thank you danny and kurtis.

  • @emmasunshine2584
    @emmasunshine2584 3 роки тому +343

    We could have had a reality TV series about this creeper and her polyamorous relationship

  • @kianar210
    @kianar210 3 роки тому +597

    blocky twerking

  • @victoriamadeline4098
    @victoriamadeline4098 3 роки тому +784

    i know its a joke but honestly it's a lyrical masterpiece

    • @dees5800
      @dees5800 3 роки тому +38

      All of his songs feel like this tbh lol

    • @greenscreengamer8008
      @greenscreengamer8008 3 роки тому +62

      "I can't get you off my mind so I gotta craft a way to make you mine, planks and sticks give me a sign" are the best lyrics ever

    • @sarah6981
      @sarah6981 3 роки тому +17

      @@greenscreengamer8008 literally i agree, PLUS THE ON ABT PROTECTION III AND AN ER*CTIOBHJWEFGHWR IT DRIVES ME CRAZY

    • @Mecal21
      @Mecal21 3 роки тому +7

      all the innuendos are genius

  • @NutheadComedy
    @NutheadComedy 7 місяців тому +33

    cant let gang know i fw this

  • @boypaws
    @boypaws 2 роки тому +6287

    danny is genuinely an amazing lyricist and i'm never surprised that his songs are good, but i am surprised that *this* is the one i cant stop listening to

    • @yoongiverse.
      @yoongiverse. 2 роки тому +99

      dude fr i keep coming back to it like over and over

    • @beanbagburrito
      @beanbagburrito Рік тому +17

      yea its annoying when people are like "WhY iS tHiS aCtUaLlY sO gOoD??

    • @jazperspinnet1983
      @jazperspinnet1983 Рік тому +10

      SAME
      it sounds so annoying to say ‘UNIRONICALLY DUDE??? slaps’ but UNIRONICLALYD DUDE

    • @iHeardYourVoiceInADream
      @iHeardYourVoiceInADream Рік тому +1

      CREEPER I HARDLY KNOW HER

    • @jaysontatum01
      @jaysontatum01 Рік тому +8

      Yeah Danny is so talented. Remember when he ghost-wrote a song for Justin Bieber AND choreographed Justin's dancing in the music video?

  • @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan
    @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan 3 роки тому +3704

    I literally JUST realized the "feed you wheat to get you in the mood" line is a reference to how you feed wheat to cows to breed them.....

    • @thomasgetsgirls1582
      @thomasgetsgirls1582 3 роки тому +82

      OH I GET IT NOW

    • @adrienneczerni6516
      @adrienneczerni6516 3 роки тому +217

      I'm asexual and I have coeliac disease. It finally all makes sense

    • @autisticallyqueer2614
      @autisticallyqueer2614 3 роки тому +52

      @@adrienneczerni6516 A fellow asexual pog

    • @potato.pancake
      @potato.pancake 3 роки тому +33

      @@adrienneczerni6516 hi fellow aces!!! :D

    • @seauqis
      @seauqis 3 роки тому +31

      @@adrienneczerni6516 hello there fellow god/asexual

  • @ZoeMiilk
    @ZoeMiilk 3 роки тому +445

    This unironically goes so hard and I don’t know what to do with myself

  • @aIiceinw0nderland
    @aIiceinw0nderland Рік тому +17

    1:42 the way Danny says Liam Neeson is so satisfying

  • @bisexualyesmaam8485
    @bisexualyesmaam8485 3 роки тому +2258

    **creeper twerking**

  • @fourthhorndeservesrats7584
    @fourthhorndeservesrats7584 3 роки тому +443

    “MY SWORD’S GOT LEVEL THREE PROTECTION” I LITERALLY CAN’T

    • @ajodell6531
      @ajodell6531 3 роки тому +5

      He should said 0:50 but my sword got sharpness 2

    • @ajodell6531
      @ajodell6531 3 роки тому +1

      @@imnotkio wtf get a life go play Minecraft (Pc)

    • @thepraetor7434
      @thepraetor7434 3 роки тому +1

      @@imnotkio
      I didn't get it until I read this comment. 😭

    • @Lime3Deez
      @Lime3Deez 3 роки тому +3

      It should have been a wooden sword

    • @lvamaria8063
      @lvamaria8063 3 роки тому

      wait i didn’t even notice😂

  • @wintermelonboba9903
    @wintermelonboba9903 3 роки тому +3159

    the fact that nickisnotgreen mixed this song makes me a thousand times happier

    • @ikuruii4144
      @ikuruii4144 3 роки тому +102

      Wait he did???!!

    • @wintermelonboba9903
      @wintermelonboba9903 3 роки тому +144

      @@ikuruii4144 yes it's in the description it's awesome

    • @alexreid1173
      @alexreid1173 3 роки тому +30

      Lol I didn’t notice that love it

    • @Nitrolord
      @Nitrolord 2 роки тому +7

      OH I thought you meant he made a remix of it I got excited

    • @1Vinnylicious
      @1Vinnylicious 2 роки тому

      HE DID? zamm 😨

  • @Biggesthumbugfan
    @Biggesthumbugfan 2 місяці тому +16

    This should be in the minecraft movie