For most videos, I have been removing stutters, pauses, and redundant/repetitious parts. I will keep segments uncut if the audio can't be spliced or if I want to use it for emphasis. Sometimes the video is resynced to hide the audio cut. This video has various examples of alternate ways to handle these edits. Do you prefer keeping unedited segments or doing it this way? Let me know. :)
One time at like 11pm I was chasing after my dog and ran into a tree. From out of fucking nowhere I just hear some guy scream "FUCKING IDIOT!" I looked around, but couldn't see anything even vaguely humanoid. This guy has lived in my head rent free as some ethereal being watching over my every move, and he made the concious decision to reveal himself to me just so he could point out my stupidity.
@@averageidiot6645 I'm now imagining you throw a crumpled piece of paper into a rubbish bin and, out of nowhere, hear "Kobe!!". like the moon presence only pipes up when something cool or funny happens
Imagine a great and beautiful forest, then one day a monolithic slab of concrete rises from the ground and people decide to start living on it...... and that's about it. It exists as a place to gas up your car and get somewhere else, or to Fredericton.
I love how these are like 60% genuinely strange people and occurances and 40% just people being friendly and outgoing towards the most sheltered hermit in Canada. Like some of the "NPC" conversation is just normal conversation that people have on a day to day basis.
I can't decide if Joe is committing to the oblivious hermit bit super hard or if he really believes that any interaction with a stranger is an oblivion NPC moment lmao
The inverse is even weirder. I’ve lived in American cities where when I walk past my neighbors and say “hi” a lot of them don’t respond at all. Sometimes I just start laughing at the absurdity of it. Extreme lack of social interaction in public is just way weirder than just talking to people.
Yeah as I get older my desire to make smalltalk grows. There's just something nice about having a super casual no-strings-attached chat with someone you'll never see again
I go jogging about five miles every day, and for some reason twice now a guy in a Prius has shouted “take the bus you p***y” at me. Car people are weird idk.
One time a guy is the car next to me made a motion to roll my window down, in kind of an urgent fashion. The red light turned green before I could fully decipher what he wanted through my shroud of spiked social anxiety. I stepped on the gas since I didn't want to hold up the cars behind me, and he sped up to keep in sight of me and motioned for me to call him. I motioned that I didn't understand and sped up, and since he was still in the turning lane he couldn't follow. To this day I am baffled as to why he thought I would just scream my number at him at the mere, vague request of it without any idea who he is or if he isn't going to stalk me. I know I'm a car person but car people are _fucking_ weird man.
When I used to work at a grocery store my boss would sometimes have me sweep up the leaves in front of the store, and every single time without fail, some boomer would roll down their windows and shout something along the lines of "looks like someone made a mess!" I drive to and from work but that's my little sanctuary from the rest of the world, I don't know why people feel this unexplainable compulsion to say the dumbest shit from inside their cars
The emotional whiplash going from the “say ‘thank you’” story and laughing my ass off, to the grocery delivery guy. Jesus fucking Christ. Joe lives in a Twilight Zone
Every time Joe talks about Moncton, I relate to it so hard. I grew up in an old "peaked in World War 1" type city, and I've got tons of NPC-type stories from when I was going to school there, and they're all so weird. But I was reminded of the worst bit at 48:10. Just for context, someone in chat said, "Survival horror neighborhood?" The city I grew up in was used as the set for the Silent Hill movies. The worst part is that it already looks like Silent Hill. The film crew just had to wait for the fog to roll in. The city's Wikipedia page literally says, "Many area residents observed that little work had to be done to make downtown look decayed and haunted." Joe's gotta get out of there while he still can!
Okay yeah, some of these are weird, but most of these can be summed up as: "introverted guy raised in a big city moves to a small town where people are nice and actually like to talk to another human being"
Lmao absolutely. I moved to a smaller, much friendlier city after highschool, and I still get told I’m rude for not starting up conversations with strangers. I feel for Joe.
@@PointsofData neighbor A: "oh man, neighbor B dog is soooo cute" Neighbor C: "oh man, I wanna see it" Neighbor C is clueless and thinks neighbor D is the owner of dog: "is this dog?" Not that hard to imagine
Damn never thought someone i watched would be in my province this place is like dead, but can confirm, new brunswick, and especially moncton, is beyond fucked hes just had a pretty tame experience thus far
Can be. However, it can also be the exact opposite. I remember I striked up a conversation with my neighbor the other day for like the second time ever. It started off good with him giving me lawn advice and talking about his hobbies. But then it ended bad when he started talking about how how there's a rampage car theft all over the city and that they should install a street light nearby so that people don't get sexually assaulted at night. Like dawg i just wanted to rake the leafs and talk a bit. I don't need to hear that.
One day he's going to start talking like a complete Moncton NPC, meaning that the conversion has succeeded and he has became one of them. Would be the turning point for the channel and the steam, instead of laughing at the stories about moncton NPC's people will just listen to Joe instead
Not once has a directions conversation been positive. One time I went out of my way to pull out a phone, they said to me “I HAVE A PHONE, I COULD’VE DONE THAT MYSELF.” Now, I have no idea where that is. Another time, when I did that the customer yelled “HOW DO NOT KNOW HOW TO GET TO CT?” I live in RI, worked in RI. They were IRATE. It wasn’t the one comment.
Joe is not built for midwest living (im aware he lives in canada or wtv but canada is basically the midwest) edit: what the hell is wrong with moncton oh my word
Joe makes it sound like the worst place but I'd rather have friendly NPCs than the average modern day neighborhood where nobody even looks at you let alone says hello
I live in a town in BC that is almost exactly like Moncton. Only about half the population, but every major complaint he had about Moncton i've experienced here too lmao. Many memorable encounters with the local denizens of this town, perhaps the most memorable was the knife throwing homeless man.
23:45 There’s a huge shortage of doctors all over North America. It has become acutely terrible recently. Now you have to wait a year in part of my state to see a doctor for your newborn. It’s insane.
Most of these stories are just “Guy from big city moves to the middle of nowhere (that exploded beyond what it could handle due to Covid) learns that small cities have more social people”
I live in NYC, which so many people are scared to go to and is seen as the crime capital of the world... but I feel safer HERE than Moncton if Mr. Anderson' stories are accurate.
Personal anecdote related ro the dog one. Plenty of places have their famous enteties, be it crazed man or cute exotic animals. In a lesser scale, my old elementary school had two stray dogs that where taken care of but never adopted by any one person, more like a responsibility extra for a couple of staff memebers: zoro and zara. They would go pretty far on their own on weekends, but they never got trouble or any bastard children. Some times, from school, they'd do the tropiest things good pets often are credited with in movies and rom coms, but for real. Accompany children to their door step, even if that was far away, or just be happy and want to be petted/play with students even if they didnt attend anymore. Their origin was uncertain, and there where theories of why they where togheter first here. And it wasnt just students wondering, staff and teachers also participated in the activity. And sometimes friends uncles and sush from outside would come to visit, and that exact thing would happen! Is that zoro? Or was it zara? Without meeting them.
A year earlier - joepedia.wikidot.com/wiki:bat-vs-knife If I can find the first stream discussion, it'll definitely be included in a "Joe Argues with Chat" video.
17:58 bro is so naive about police that he doesn’t realize how they operate. They try to incriminate everyone. They were treating him as a suspect and not listening to him. How helpful of them.
HOW he goes through all of that and still isn’t radicalized enough to be anti-fascist 🙁27:25 Him saying “Moncton sucks” is so, SO depressing because this is a massive problem all over the continent and he is so, so disconnected that he doesn’t realize it.
I haven't done chatless versions of the videos that are primarily podcast-like with Joe talking most of the time. Besides a few one-off gags, you can do audio-only for anything that doesn't have a chatless version.
I've lost all faith in this fuckin country lmao. I hate it here in Alberta but right now it's the only viable place where we can afford to live because I have chronic health shit and everywhere else I've looked and talked to people doctors are waitlisting people. Ughhhh. Moncton sounds like a hellscape though and I love the stories.
6 months ago I watched this and thought joe was right in his moncton npc stories, now listening again he's so awkward dawg wdym you're telling a story about an old man not knowing where something is "I showed him the map, and he didn't end the story, but then I pointed it in a general direction and he was like "thank you" what is the writing on these people" bro that's so nothing you're so awkward
For most videos, I have been removing stutters, pauses, and redundant/repetitious parts. I will keep segments uncut if the audio can't be spliced or if I want to use it for emphasis.
Sometimes the video is resynced to hide the audio cut. This video has various examples of alternate ways to handle these edits.
Do you prefer keeping unedited segments or doing it this way? Let me know. :)
The audio cutting is fine, but frequent video cuts feel kinda jarring.
The audio is cut supah nicely, like, no joke. Very pleasant to listen to. As for the video - i feel like it’s it doesn’t matter at all for storytime
One time at like 11pm I was chasing after my dog and ran into a tree. From out of fucking nowhere I just hear some guy scream "FUCKING IDIOT!" I looked around, but couldn't see anything even vaguely humanoid.
This guy has lived in my head rent free as some ethereal being watching over my every move, and he made the concious decision to reveal himself to me just so he could point out my stupidity.
@@averageidiot6645 I'm now imagining you throw a crumpled piece of paper into a rubbish bin and, out of nowhere, hear "Kobe!!". like the moon presence only pipes up when something cool or funny happens
I want to believe Moncton is real
Imagine a great and beautiful forest, then one day a monolithic slab of concrete rises from the ground and people decide to start living on it...... and that's about it. It exists as a place to gas up your car and get somewhere else, or to Fredericton.
Moncton is where the Sinners go when they die
Normally civilization settles next to freshwater or saltwater rivers. Moncton has a mud river. To me this is both amusing and confusing.
@@Bidmartinlo So it's like Ankh-Morpork?
as a moncton resident it unfortunately is real
I love how these are like 60% genuinely strange people and occurances and 40% just people being friendly and outgoing towards the most sheltered hermit in Canada. Like some of the "NPC" conversation is just normal conversation that people have on a day to day basis.
They do?
@@crafciak31 It's a more small-town thing, which is why it confuses some people. It's just idle chit-chat, I guess?
I can't decide if Joe is committing to the oblivious hermit bit super hard or if he really believes that any interaction with a stranger is an oblivion NPC moment lmao
@@williamrutherford553alright I felt like I was going crazy, thank god I’m not the only one who thinks this is normal
The inverse is even weirder. I’ve lived in American cities where when I walk past my neighbors and say “hi” a lot of them don’t respond at all. Sometimes I just start laughing at the absurdity of it.
Extreme lack of social interaction in public is just way weirder than just talking to people.
I find that NPC conversations are a natural thing that happens as you get older. I never even knew I had NPC dialogue options.
Feels like a symptom of everyone not doing small talk these days on account of the internet and phones existing.
Yeah as I get older my desire to make smalltalk grows. There's just something nice about having a super casual no-strings-attached chat with someone you'll never see again
I go jogging about five miles every day, and for some reason twice now a guy in a Prius has shouted “take the bus you p***y” at me. Car people are weird idk.
One time a guy is the car next to me made a motion to roll my window down, in kind of an urgent fashion. The red light turned green before I could fully decipher what he wanted through my shroud of spiked social anxiety. I stepped on the gas since I didn't want to hold up the cars behind me, and he sped up to keep in sight of me and motioned for me to call him. I motioned that I didn't understand and sped up, and since he was still in the turning lane he couldn't follow.
To this day I am baffled as to why he thought I would just scream my number at him at the mere, vague request of it without any idea who he is or if he isn't going to stalk me.
I know I'm a car person but car people are _fucking_ weird man.
When I used to work at a grocery store my boss would sometimes have me sweep up the leaves in front of the store, and every single time without fail, some boomer would roll down their windows and shout something along the lines of "looks like someone made a mess!" I drive to and from work but that's my little sanctuary from the rest of the world, I don't know why people feel this unexplainable compulsion to say the dumbest shit from inside their cars
These comments are making me excited and anxious for when i move to a city. Thanks everyone.
Worst thing is that Prius is the most hated car in "car community", I guess the person can't handle the frustration lol
Honestly it's so fucking funny to imagine your average Prius owner shouting down random runners on the daily 😂
The emotional whiplash going from the “say ‘thank you’” story and laughing my ass off, to the grocery delivery guy. Jesus fucking Christ. Joe lives in a Twilight Zone
The only thing missing is the clip of lili saying "fuckton" with so much spite in her voice
Plot Twist: Moncton is actually boringly normal, and Joe’s just gone crazy over the years
it is
I usually get desensitized after hearing a story once but "say thank you" is so rough
Life altering story my brain now functions fundamentally differently
Every time Joe talks about Moncton, I relate to it so hard. I grew up in an old "peaked in World War 1" type city, and I've got tons of NPC-type stories from when I was going to school there, and they're all so weird. But I was reminded of the worst bit at 48:10. Just for context, someone in chat said, "Survival horror neighborhood?" The city I grew up in was used as the set for the Silent Hill movies. The worst part is that it already looks like Silent Hill. The film crew just had to wait for the fog to roll in. The city's Wikipedia page literally says, "Many area residents observed that little work had to be done to make downtown look decayed and haunted." Joe's gotta get out of there while he still can!
St. Louis?
saw a chat comment that said “Straight Outta Moncton” which killed me instantly
Okay yeah, some of these are weird, but most of these can be summed up as:
"introverted guy raised in a big city moves to a small town where people are nice and actually like to talk to another human being"
Lmao absolutely. I moved to a smaller, much friendlier city after highschool, and I still get told I’m rude for not starting up conversations with strangers. I feel for Joe.
OK but I've lived in a small town my entire life and no one here would ever just be like "I've heard legend of a dog called Loretta. Is this her?"
omfg the more and more I think about this the less weird these stories seem. ppl just wanna talk there's nuthin weird abt that!!! 😭
@@PointsofData neighbor A: "oh man, neighbor B dog is soooo cute"
Neighbor C: "oh man, I wanna see it"
Neighbor C is clueless and thinks neighbor D is the owner of dog: "is this dog?"
Not that hard to imagine
@@PointsofDataSkill issue
The more I live of Moncton through Joe's stories the better my mental health.
thanks avarisi
This Anderson Anecdotes series has got to be my favourite.
Hello Sam
@@k.s.4010 Hello k.s. 🐢
It's always a good day when we get another clip compilation for Joe's stories
This channel is Joseph Andersons Librarian
Library of "Anderson"
These are so funny because i have literally never had a single weird interaction like this EVER and he seemingly has them ONCE A DAY 😭
The snail bit always sends me into near hysterics
33:04 the snail line broke me
oh my god this is such a treat. it's like an eighteen-layer fudge bar, getting these all at once
No fighting experience make the opinions on knife vs bat make sooooooo much more sense.
Damn never thought someone i watched would be in my province this place is like dead, but can confirm, new brunswick, and especially moncton, is beyond fucked hes just had a pretty tame experience thus far
He genuinely picked the worst fucking city here thought atleast Saint John and Frederictons crackheads are centered to one area
Tame?!
holy shit I'm so hyped
On a scale of 1 to Winnipeg in terms of how bad it is it? (Winnipeg is the proud holder of the highest murder rate per capita in Canada)
Joe pissing on Moncton never gets old.
That story of the Grocery Guy happening mid stream is actually scary what the hell
Just wait until joe realizes human interaction can be enriching even when it doesn’t have a resolute purpose
Can be. However, it can also be the exact opposite. I remember I striked up a conversation with my neighbor the other day for like the second time ever.
It started off good with him giving me lawn advice and talking about his hobbies. But then it ended bad when he started talking about how how there's a rampage car theft all over the city and that they should install a street light nearby so that people don't get sexually assaulted at night.
Like dawg i just wanted to rake the leafs and talk a bit. I don't need to hear that.
@@weirdo3116 okay
@@olliemcdowell4503Why are you dismissing their story? I thought human interaction was enriching. What the fuck
20:57 shoutout to that perfect cut
I feel committed for having heard all of these anecdotes before at this point :’)
Moncton doesnt deserve Joe
but Joe deserves Moncton
One day he's going to start talking like a complete Moncton NPC, meaning that the conversion has succeeded and he has became one of them. Would be the turning point for the channel and the steam, instead of laughing at the stories about moncton NPC's people will just listen to Joe instead
Oh man I remember seeing the delivery guy clip live, actually kinda scary while it was happening.
Not once has a directions conversation been positive. One time I went out of my way to pull out a phone, they said to me “I HAVE A PHONE, I COULD’VE DONE THAT MYSELF.”
Now, I have no idea where that is. Another time, when I did that the customer yelled “HOW DO NOT KNOW HOW TO GET TO CT?”
I live in RI, worked in RI. They were IRATE. It wasn’t the one comment.
The story about a "famous dog" makes more sense once he says how he uses the dog to chase of wanabe invaders.
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@@BodywiseMustardNobody cares
@@SomeOne-vf1rsYou do. 😊
@@cheekywombat9208 Wow you got me
Joe is not built for midwest living (im aware he lives in canada or wtv but canada is basically the midwest)
edit: what the hell is wrong with moncton oh my word
Man, these videos are great, thank you
moncton is ai generated
Thanks for the content💜
another banger from avarisi
"It's Moncton. I could go for a vasectomy and come out pregnant"
Can you do an "Anderson Anecdotes" for all the dad moments that Joe has talked about over the years?
Joe makes it sound like the worst place but I'd rather have friendly NPCs than the average modern day neighborhood where nobody even looks at you let alone says hello
What is wrong with both of you
@@quantumblur_3145?
Not all of them were friendly
I live in a town in BC that is almost exactly like Moncton. Only about half the population, but every major complaint he had about Moncton i've experienced here too lmao.
Many memorable encounters with the local denizens of this town, perhaps the most memorable was the knife throwing homeless man.
So, Moncton is just Canadian Sosnowiec, got it
As a native Monctonian,
I'm sorry.
I was literally just thinking NL and him would get on, then he drops the mention lmao
Moncton's biggest hater? More like "Shadow over Moncton"!
23:45 There’s a huge shortage of doctors all over North America. It has become acutely terrible recently. Now you have to wait a year in part of my state to see a doctor for your newborn. It’s insane.
21:00
Amazing cut on the "Unless..."
Most of these stories are just “Guy from big city moves to the middle of nowhere (that exploded beyond what it could handle due to Covid) learns that small cities have more social people”
Bro I had no idea Joseph Anderson was from Moncton, the city I’m from… this feels so weird…
I live in NYC, which so many people are scared to go to and is seen as the crime capital of the world... but I feel safer HERE than Moncton if Mr. Anderson' stories are accurate.
Personal anecdote related ro the dog one.
Plenty of places have their famous enteties, be it crazed man or cute exotic animals.
In a lesser scale, my old elementary school had two stray dogs that where taken care of but never adopted by any one person, more like a responsibility extra for a couple of staff memebers: zoro and zara.
They would go pretty far on their own on weekends, but they never got trouble or any bastard children.
Some times, from school, they'd do the tropiest things good pets often are credited with in movies and rom coms, but for real.
Accompany children to their door step, even if that was far away, or just be happy and want to be petted/play with students even if they didnt attend anymore.
Their origin was uncertain, and there where theories of why they where togheter first here. And it wasnt just students wondering, staff and teachers also participated in the activity.
And sometimes friends uncles and sush from outside would come to visit, and that exact thing would happen!
Is that zoro? Or was it zara?
Without meeting them.
I heard about Moncton on Trailer Park Boys. Detroit Velvet Smooth.
Wait, is that the origin of bat vs knive?
A year earlier - joepedia.wikidot.com/wiki:bat-vs-knife
If I can find the first stream discussion, it'll definitely be included in a "Joe Argues with Chat" video.
Loving these anecdote compilations. Thank you so much!
52:19 LOL but kinda wholesome
27:19
17:09 joe be like: Man, a fire!
can there be a part two?
17:58 bro is so naive about police that he doesn’t realize how they operate. They try to incriminate everyone. They were treating him as a suspect and not listening to him. How helpful of them.
When is the danganronpa super cut?
He named his dog gatsby
Beautiful
HOW he goes through all of that and still isn’t radicalized enough to be anti-fascist 🙁27:25 Him saying “Moncton sucks” is so, SO depressing because this is a massive problem all over the continent and he is so, so disconnected that he doesn’t realize it.
God old Moncton story's
Joe talks about Moncton like how Pat talks about Montreal
I could hear the Famous Dog encounter witth Louis CK's voice
Moncton just sounds like Canada's Silent Hill.
I'm Ukrainian and this couldn't have started better lmao
I would never, unless ... (cut)
Why did he move into Moncton?
I feel like this is such a North American thing, I don't know. Here in Germany, this would never happen 😅
North American small towns are something special
small towns are weird everywhere. it's not unique to north america.
I like to think of Moncton and NB as the smelly troll gatekeeper between the USA and the beauty of Nova Scotia and PEI
Worst part of this is how he plays Power Wash Simulator.
Is there a chatless one for this?
I haven't done chatless versions of the videos that are primarily podcast-like with Joe talking most of the time. Besides a few one-off gags, you can do audio-only for anything that doesn't have a chatless version.
Makes sense, thanks! @@avarisi
The Moncton lore is deep 😔
i love new brunswick (nothing makes sense)
i do NOT remember these stories from the 999 streams wtf
I've lost all faith in this fuckin country lmao. I hate it here in Alberta but right now it's the only viable place where we can afford to live because I have chronic health shit and everywhere else I've looked and talked to people doctors are waitlisting people. Ughhhh. Moncton sounds like a hellscape though and I love the stories.
so... did they leave yet?
Moncton just sounds like Ireland cause everyone tries to be social here
Is New Brunswick the Ohio of Canada?
6 months ago I watched this and thought joe was right in his moncton npc stories, now listening again he's so awkward dawg wdym you're telling a story about an old man not knowing where something is "I showed him the map, and he didn't end the story, but then I pointed it in a general direction and he was like "thank you" what is the writing on these people" bro that's so nothing you're so awkward
algorithm
algorithm [derogatory]
Okay seriously what the hell is wrong with Moncton? No what the hell *IS* Moncton.
I hope Moncton isnt real
Joseph must be real annoying irl
The "say thank you" story is so fucking funny